WEBVTT - "Way Too Many Voicemails!" 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.840 Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:04.920 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.920 the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the twenty fourth of July. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:13.240 The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense, said clap Trap, 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.079 brought to you by Export a Vulture Lane. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.599 Welcome back from your most recent stint and witness protection. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:21.759 Yeah, in and out isn't. It's quite an emotional time 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.799 for me, But I'm back. I'm back for good this time. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.200 All I can say is, look, say what you want 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:29.920 about David Seymour me and I I know you're a 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:34.960 huge fan. He got pseudo ephedrine back into pharmacies. Yeah. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.959 And I was feeling crooky yesterday, like everyone's going down 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:40.720 with the flu, I know, but I got stuck into 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:45.159 some pseudo I found myself. Last night. I made three dinners. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.760 I've made pumpkin soup, and then I put some mints 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:52.879 on for some for some spaghetti bolog knaise, and then 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.840 I cooked a chicken like risotto thing, and then I 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.360 did some cookies, and then I cleaned the house. Holy shit. 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.120 And the wife came back and goes, what I'm feeling great? 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.639 And she looked at the end of the bit kitchen 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:06.600 bench and there was just a sea of like empty 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.680 packets of pseudo. Oh it was I'd highly recommend it. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.480 I might start doing it recreationally. Yeah, well I think 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.400 that was half the problem why I got ban initially. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.360 But recreational. Yeah. So, God bless David Seymour and God 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.880 Bless pseudo is back on the shelves. So if you've 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.360 got the flu, just smash some of that. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.640 Yeah, so you go and by it, then you turn 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.399 it into miss smoke that and then make three dinners. 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.640 That how works? Correct? Yeah? Right, Yeah, it takes something 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:29.319 as a process. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.160 I got steered away from it. Last time I was. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.119 I was in at the doctors. I was like, look, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.600 I'm going down with a bit of a cold. Here, 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.200 can I get some of that David Seymour? Yeah, And 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.480 they're like, nah, how about you just have some of 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:40.240 this squadroal stuff. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.640 It's like, come on, mate, I can, yeah, come on, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.199 if you get. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.560 To hear the treaty, but at least let me get 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:48.800 the pseudo. You can't have it both ways, Dave. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.840 Trying to get andy botox these days you have to 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:55.360 go pretty much like crawling on the floor with kind 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.440 of kind of gangering falling off here before they Yeah, 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.080 they're like, nah, heavily resistant these days, we can't just 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.800 dish amount. Yeah, give them to me now. 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.200 I always think that were those like, well, look I 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.800 could give you the strongest stuff, but there are side effects. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.720 Are the side effects worse than what I'm going through 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.840 right now? Yeah, so I'm willing to take the risk. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.959 Well, this is like it is. And it's the same 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.120 with when they give you the green whistles a good example. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.160 It's like they can tell when you're in pain, or 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:19.800 they can tell when you're really sick. Yeah. Men, when 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.600 I was in hospital, I really wanted to give more 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:25.000 phine go and I'd go, what's your pain levels? And 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:26.760 I was like, what's the scale? And they said, oh, 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:30.239 like one to ten. You know ten is unbearable. I'm 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:39.040 like a like, and I guess six. Go I'd go five. Yeah, 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.519 so they just gilded me back to five because I wouldn't. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:43.240 They never gave it to me. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:48.720 And people are generally unresponsible. Around eighty you usually just 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:49.720 killed it up, going. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.239 Full of shit. Yeah, hate big news today, Vegas. Everyone 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.040 will see on their socials. Vegas. Everyone's trips go live 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.840 to go to Vegas. I know Grabs've got a charter 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:04.200 going with the Warriors. We've got a slightly different trip 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.000 organized and we're going through Boys Trip and we are 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.000 going via LA, So we're not going on a charter. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.440 We're going by LA purely because we're going to have 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:14.600 a night in LA and we're going to go to 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:18.000 an NBA game. Oh what? And then why are you 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.160 telling me this? And then we're going to go to 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:24.240 Vegas for three nights or four nights and then do 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.520 our thing there and then go So how is a 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:31.240 proper sports tour? And they are on sale now from 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.000 eleven am today. Just if you want information on that, 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:37.440 text Vegas to three two three six you'll get a 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.280 link to it. You only have to pay a twenty 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:43.920 five percent deposit. There's the full package before Whamo, which 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.200 is about just over six grand, and then there's the 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.200 land only, which is eighteen hundred. It's up to you 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.320 what you want to do, but make sure you put 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.800 the code word ACC in because you get one hundred 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.360 bucks off one hundred and fifty bucks I think off 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.320 the main package and fifty bucks off the land package 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.720 if you put ACC in the in the promo code. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.960 So that's and obviously this isn't part of the promo. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.360 But my degenerate brain wearing is that's a three hundred 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:07.880 and fifty to slam straight in the pokes when you 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.000 get to Vegas. Correct, is the way I'm looking at correct. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:11.520 Yeah, so we're not we're not part of the official 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.920 one because I don't think he reread that's not us. No, 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.360 we don't really belong to the official so they're going 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:19.360 to make us do stuff. I know. But this one here, 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.960 this one is a real home wrecker. Okay, this one's 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.839 a home wrecker via la to an NBA game. Schedule's 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.920 not out on the NBA, but we're pretty sure we'll 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:31.200 get like a Clippers game or a Lakers game on 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.400 that day that we land. Same as last year. The 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.000 boys trips. Guys did it last year. They took fifty 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.760 odd last year, great time. So we're looking to take 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.560 a couple of hundi. So yeah, Vegas to three two, 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.440 three six. You'll get all the details here. Twenty five 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.080 percent deposit. Just do it. Don't ask, don't ask permission, 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.560 No ask for forgiveness later. That's your only way to 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.360 do it. Do your instinct, follow your gut. 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.800 I don't really have a bucket list. The only thing 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.520 that's that I'd love to do is watch an NBA 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.760 game live, watch the near them on TV. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.480 Wedding this I don't even ever. This is why she 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.680 hadn't told me this. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.480 This morning. We went out to the Warriors on Monday 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.400 and I asked them. I was just like, look, we're 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.919 going to Vegas. They actually say, he's going to Vegas 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.520 my mate's weddings on the same weekend. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.039 What do I do? 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.720 The same Everybody asked the same questions, like how good 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.000 it made? 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:17.800 Is it? 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:22.120 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, he's yeah, it's it's like 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:26.000 a whole thing. It lasts, Yeah, yeah, pretty pretty rocks, rocks, 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.400 fiances great, everyone loves her. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:31.680 Of those ones we go to those mini gates. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.640 It's not gonna last, No, I know, so yeah, because 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.160 that's right, because then if it's if you know it's 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:37.440 not gonna last, you're like, right, I've got two maybe 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.640 three years of people being like you went at the wedding, 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.600 and then and the fourth year, I'll be at the 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.320 second wedding in saying it'd be like welcome back. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.440 Everybody good to see you. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.480 Sorry I couldn't make the first one. So you think 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.680 I'm gonna be in Las Vegas anyway? Well this is 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.360 the thing now, Like I'd already made my peace with it. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.320 I was like, you know what, bug, because everyone keeps 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:56.800 asking what are younna do? What are you gonna do it? 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.960 I was like, look, I've made my peace with it. Yeah, 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.040 I can go and watch the worries at other time. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.680 Maybe if we get over to a magic ground, we 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.240 go to the NRL Grand Final, you know, it'll alleviate 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.160 my pain. Now I find that you're going to NBA game. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.920 We have some phone calls to make after this podcasts 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:13.680 three two three? 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.360 Can I dig this? Can he text it? What if 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.440 I want a trip for Do you want me to 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.760 set up a fake? 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:22.719 Oh? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.160 Yes? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.080 And he has to tell us fiance, Hey, I know 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.760 you've poured your heart and so I been thinking about 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.200 this since you're a little girl. Bought the dress, the 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.880 whole thing. I've won a competition. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.880 I was thinking, I'll do it for you. Oh, but 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.440 you one, you have one, this competition. Yeah, I'll be like, 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.880 it's your own competition. It's it's still a competition. I 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.599 got to take it. Yeah, I don't take him. I 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.320 don't think that will fly. Yeah, well that's the thing. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:45.839 I know. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.120 Put a stand in for the for the groom. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.839 I don't know. It just made my life so much harder. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.440 At the end of this podcast, we have a dozen 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.800 yours pleased to get through, so we're going to rattle 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.880 through the top of this podcast, but just quickly. We 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:00.960 didn't manage to address it throughout the week. The only 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.640 person I don't know who knows anything about it, but 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.160 the Tour de France finished on Monday morning. 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.320 Didn't they. Yeah. Every mammal in New Zealand was all 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:10.600 over it. Yeah, watching it, watching the catch up. Even 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.080 our own legal counsel, Paul Gillick. He's a massive Tour 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.920 de France fan. Was it a meeting with him on 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.920 my desk and we're trying to go through some sort 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:18.680 of legal issue you don't even know about. You probably 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.240 got a good idea what it is we're going through 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.120 that And he was wasn't paying attention, and he was 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.720 looking up at the TV screen and I said, Paul, 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.240 he's sorry, just a massive, a massive Tour de France fan. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.520 He's right in the wheelhouse. You know forty's he's skinny 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:37.080 as anything about the size of Pagatchia. Yeah, and vinger 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.720 Guard and Pia did win, Yes he did. And I 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.080 think this is great for Bagtchia. But I mean vinger 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:47.400 Guard was injured coming into this. And also but I 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.920 said to I said to old mate, Paul is big sparkling. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.640 I say, you pergut your man or vinger Guard, because 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.320 that's the first thing you asked. You're a Gachia or 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.960 vinger Guard. It's a bit like are you Lonel Messi 0:07:56.200 --> 0:08:00.640 or a And he's like Pagatcha because Piggatci races and 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.600 all the races. Apparently vinger Guard just trains all years 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.160 and go chains all you and goes to the Tour 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.880 de France. Doesn't do the Gio Italier right, Tour of Southland, Yeah, 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:12.720 Tour of Southland and whatnot. So yeah, Pagatcha win's that, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.040 but it's a growling event. You got to watch the 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:17.480 Netflix doco. Watch the I mean, like even the other sport. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.560 If you don't know what's going on with the Tour 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.880 de France, don't know how it works or don't care, 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.880 just watch the Netflix doco and all of a sudden 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.080 you're an expert. Yeah, so do that. That's what I did, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.360 And now I can hang out with all the dudes 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.480 and like her at the local cafe and their clip clops. Yeah, 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.320 but don't they I don't. I don't, But if I 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.680 wanted to engage with them. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.240 Yeah, I have the only explanation I've heard for the 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.320 mammal phenomena the middle as men and like, is that 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.560 for a lot of these dudes. You know, they used 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.400 to play rugby or football whatever this sport was back 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.960 in the day. Then they have kids and then they 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:49.360 sort of get sped out the other end of that 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:52.080 and they stopped playing. Now they can't pick rugby. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:52.920 Back up again. Why are you looking at it? 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.120 They need to get some sort of thing. All I'm 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:59.439 saying is keep playing cricket because at a certain point 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.680 going to show up here on a bike again. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.959 Yeah, there is there is that around the joints thig 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.360 as well. Like, yeah, play a lot of rugby, your 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.120 joints give way and you can't go for a run anymore. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.120 There's a point where you can't go for a jog, 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.160 and they say it's either cycling or swimming. Swimming swimming 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.920 sucks and so does cycling, and that's why that's why, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.959 that's why there's no hope for us. So I might 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.920 just hit the CREA team and just bowlk up. Yeah 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.760 it gets jack. Yeah, just get jacked. Yeah, I don't 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.560 won't be fat. My heart will stop at about fifty five. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.400 But that's cool. But it was going to anyway. So 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.880 you gotta you gotta pick and choose your your poisons. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.600 I was gonna say, yeah on the Netflix docod thing, 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.400 you're so right, because I everyone's watching the it's called 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.800 receivers on the NFL one. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.040 Yeah, my kids are all over that. I mean, the 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.720 fact that there is fuck every second word is difficult 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:52.480 for me because they're on the field. I'm like, okay, 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.040 I'm trying to I'm trying not to overreact because I 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:57.600 know he's going to go on the rugby field this 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:02.000 weekend against Northcote and he's going yeah, motherfuckers, yeah fuck 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:07.160 you man, Like because they're at the North Shore rugby. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.640 The coolest dudes on these received wide receivers. Yeah, like 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:14.040 loos as cats, they're like quack, they're fast, they're rock stars, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:16.480 mouths like sewers. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.400 Yeah, no, I know that's why they because you know, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.719 the NBA is such you're sitting so close to the game. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.400 They were like, we could individually like boom mic each 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.320 player and just follow them around. And then they did 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.240 it for one game, didn't televise it, and they're like, 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.640 absolutely not, we will not be broadcasting this. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.520 I get that ship out of here. Fuck you man. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.160 Yeah, and then some of the urban gentlemen referring to 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.439 each other colloquially was a problem as well. I see, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.320 so yeah, they've been that. But yeah, the receivers one's 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.360 the next one on my list because I got into 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.079 the UNFL fantasy thing last year. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:49.280 Oh yeah, it's good, it's good. I'd recommend it. Yeah, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.280 it's it's the hole you go down. Once you go 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.520 down the Sporting Docco hole, he's no going back because 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:59.200 he's the PGA's full swing. The tennis one, golf, there's 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:02.240 a sprinting one, athletics one. Yes, that's that's quite good 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.640 as well. Heaps, that's great because they're all apart from 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.880 the golf and tennis. There's heaps of smack talk in 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.920 the war, but the tennis one is and the golf 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:11.080 one is good because there's such. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:14.240 Tortured souls no more about punishing themselves than their opponent. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:17.040 Yeah, so that's that's so there's a different dynamic. Same 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.640 with the Formula One actually the drivers, but then there's 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:23.000 the teams and then there's all this politics in the background. Yeah, 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:23.520 it's great. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.760 Well have you watched the receivers one you have a Ye, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.959 is Darren Waller and there is. He was a tidy end. 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.000 I think he was on my fantasy team last year. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.120 Actually lost me in the league. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:33.120 He was. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.559 I think he was a tidy end and he played 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:38.640 all season. At the end of the season, his missus 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.800 gave him the flick and he recorded an R and 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.440 B song trying to get her back, and he's like 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.440 lying in the water with like the waves washing over 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:45.959 him and shit. 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:46.720 And then he retired. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.000 And I was like, if I hadn't known he was 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.280 about to do that, would not have drafted him. Because 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:55.040 there's good CTR and there's bad. 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But we got 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.559 our sevens and football dudes kicking off. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:22.880 Yep. 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.839 But the US have just announced their flag bearer and 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:28.480 it is going to be Lebron James. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.160 How balling is that? That just puts to shame everyone 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.120 else's flag bearer. Yes, it's like, let's just pick one 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.680 of the most famous dudes in the world, in the 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.920 history in history and give him the flag. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:42.440 Arguably the best player at his sport ever, he's as 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:43.839 good at his job as anyone has been. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.360 Can we just get him to carry ours as well? 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:46.840 Well? I was just thinking that who should be our 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:47.480 flag bearer? 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:52.959 Can? Because what usay? Have we bit behind in New Zealand? 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:56.120 He could do a lap with us and then go 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.880 back to the States team. Just contract him just to 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.960 do a lap with our flag. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.640 We'll just give him his flag, Just give him a flag. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.840 We'll go yeah, we just what we just tailgate behind 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:08.200 the US team, but alphabetical it's yeah. I like watching it. 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:08.959 Sem Well. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.559 I think if we rung Uzbikistan and said, look can 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:12.480 we just swap spots? 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.520 Yeah? Yeah, come on, do us a solid? Yeah, do 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:18.840 us a solid. We want to tailgate behind Lebron. It's 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.520 gonna be Dame Lisa Carrington surely, yep, it'll be our 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:23.200 greatest Olympia. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.760 It'll be the goat in the boat. But they have 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:29.120 a female and a male flag bearer. I reckon it 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.280 should be a shirtless Joe Webber with a boar on 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.920 his back. He's the seventh flaer. Oh yeah, he was 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.559 the one who had the full on like dreadlock mullet 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.520 thing receiver in the front situation. 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:41.079 Yeah. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:42.960 I think he should be out there giving it a 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:44.960 goosey with the like a pig that he's just pulled 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.160 out of the bush over his back. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.880 Oh yeah, who's going to be the dude? I guess 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:53.320 Hayden Wilder to be up there. I don't know Tom 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.880 Walsh here to actually Tom Walsh. Tom Walsh'll probably be 0:13:55.880 --> 0:14:01.080 in there. There's a husband and wife, U and equestrians. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:01.880 The equestrians. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:05.520 Yeah, our oldest olympian as well. I think he's mid 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.280 forties and he's a horse rider. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.240 Price. I can't remember his first name. I see, the 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.719 three time Olympic champion from the UK has just been 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:18.240 bin from the Olympic team for whipping her horse's leg. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:22.640 Is it Workinger's gone mad because everyone knows they do it, Because. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.000 I dare say if you went back to the nineteen 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.960 twenty four Paris Olympics, they would have been betting the 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.280 shit out of those horses back then. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:32.280 There is only one reason those horses dance like they're 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.800 on a hot turn roof, because they get the shit 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.840 whipped out of them if they don't. Yes, there's no 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.040 way you can train a horse to pants around like that. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.360 They don't speak English where. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.960 Like treats, you know what I mean. You don't give 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.960 them a posse youum or something for doing a little dance, 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.800 sugar cube, you do? They do that because if they don't, 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.000 they get a massive whip around the house or the. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.360 Chillies or wherever they do so eaten severely. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.640 Yeah kidding us. I mean even Mark Todd got caught, 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:02.080 he did, he got caught doing some whip pairs so like, 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:07.440 and he did it to the horse as well. But yeah, anyway, 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.360 I diagree. So yeah, so who is going to be 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:10.200 got in the boat. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.320 And got on them both? Sure, I'm picking Tom Welsh. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.840 Did he do it at the last Olympics? 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:14.960 Man? 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.240 I don't know, but that's going to be a huge 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.440 gulliver and we've got in the boat. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:19.880 Yep, maybe she goes on the shoulders. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:21.840 I don't know. Do they carry two flags? 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:26.520 Oh, now you're asking the whole question. Surely surely they do. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.640 Do they both hold one flag? Now that's a long 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.360 time to hold with the same flag. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.760 Like do they just kind of I don't know. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.520 We need to do more research into that instead of 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.840 doing research into half baked sports ideas, which I have 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.720 been doing this morning. And so it is time for 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.880 another half baked sports idea. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:50.360 Half baked sports idea. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.560 Grace to Survive as a TV show that's been filmed 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:55.200 in New Zealand. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.040 Have you heard of this? Yeah, I've heard this is 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:58.120 the Wicker. Yeah. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.800 So they it's just one of those situations where they 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:03.840 like drop them off beer Girl's style. It's like you've 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.200 just got to make your way down wherever and survive 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.440 out in the wild, and they found a wika and 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.040 killed it and ate it, which always cracks me out. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:14.560 But this kind of thing happens, and everybody's you know, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.200 people have been going absolutely ape shit online like so 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:17.800 many wickers. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:18.520 Disgusting. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.600 It shouldn't be doing it with our protect the SPECEI 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.880 and I understand that Pookick is protected. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.520 God no, no, how can they not? 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.760 Yeah, because they can survive through Yeah they are, but 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.440 it's because there's so many of them. They can survive 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.480 through anything. They'll wing rats Pookick. Don't let the colors 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:38.040 fool you. They're basically like half half pigeon, half tyrannosaurus 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.760 recks and they just that's why you see them in 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.640 every big city there's like Pookick, like right in town. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.440 I see Wicked everywhere as well. Yeah, cow, I mean 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:49.080 you can't get rid of the little shits. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.640 Yeah yeah, well it's a is it a predator free island? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.080 I think they're trying to make it one anyway, long 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.560 short of it, as you can't eat those And so 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.840 they've been told off, and now there's all these everybody's 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.720 sounding off in the comments, all the producers, blah blah, 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.160 blah blah. And this happens from time to time. Someone 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.120 will lead a bloody woodpigeon or something and then get 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:07.720