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Speaker 1: Welcome back from your most recent stint and witness protection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in and out isn't. It's quite an emotional time
Speaker 3: for me, But I'm back. I'm back for good this time.
Speaker 3: All I can say is, look, say what you want
Speaker 3: about David Seymour me and I I know you're a
Speaker 3: huge fan. He got pseudo ephedrine back into pharmacies. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I was feeling crooky yesterday, like everyone's going down
Speaker 3: with the flu, I know, but I got stuck into
Speaker 3: some pseudo I found myself. Last night. I made three dinners.
Speaker 3: I've made pumpkin soup, and then I put some mints
Speaker 3: on for some for some spaghetti bolog knaise, and then
Speaker 3: I cooked a chicken like risotto thing, and then I
Speaker 3: did some cookies, and then I cleaned the house. Holy shit.
Speaker 3: And the wife came back and goes, what I'm feeling great?
Speaker 3: And she looked at the end of the bit kitchen
Speaker 3: bench and there was just a sea of like empty
Speaker 3: packets of pseudo. Oh it was I'd highly recommend it.
Speaker 3: I might start doing it recreationally. Yeah, well I think
Speaker 3: that was half the problem why I got ban initially.
Speaker 3: But recreational. Yeah. So, God bless David Seymour and God
Speaker 3: Bless pseudo is back on the shelves. So if you've
Speaker 3: got the flu, just smash some of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you go and by it, then you turn
Speaker 1: it into miss smoke that and then make three dinners.
Speaker 3: That how works? Correct? Yeah? Right, Yeah, it takes something
Speaker 3: as a process.
Speaker 1: I got steered away from it. Last time I was.
Speaker 1: I was in at the doctors. I was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm going down with a bit of a cold. Here,
Speaker 1: can I get some of that David Seymour? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: they're like, nah, how about you just have some of
Speaker 1: this squadroal stuff.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, mate, I can, yeah, come on,
Speaker 3: if you get.
Speaker 1: To hear the treaty, but at least let me get
Speaker 1: the pseudo. You can't have it both ways, Dave.
Speaker 3: Trying to get andy botox these days you have to
Speaker 3: go pretty much like crawling on the floor with kind
Speaker 3: of kind of gangering falling off here before they Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like, nah, heavily resistant these days, we can't just
Speaker 3: dish amount. Yeah, give them to me now.
Speaker 1: I always think that were those like, well, look I
Speaker 1: could give you the strongest stuff, but there are side effects.
Speaker 1: Are the side effects worse than what I'm going through
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, so I'm willing to take the risk.
Speaker 3: Well, this is like it is. And it's the same
Speaker 3: with when they give you the green whistles a good example.
Speaker 3: It's like they can tell when you're in pain, or
Speaker 3: they can tell when you're really sick. Yeah. Men, when
Speaker 3: I was in hospital, I really wanted to give more
Speaker 3: phine go and I'd go, what's your pain levels? And
Speaker 3: I was like, what's the scale? And they said, oh,
Speaker 3: like one to ten. You know ten is unbearable. I'm
Speaker 3: like a like, and I guess six. Go I'd go five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they just gilded me back to five because I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: They never gave it to me.
Speaker 1: And people are generally unresponsible. Around eighty you usually just
Speaker 1: killed it up, going.
Speaker 3: Full of shit. Yeah, hate big news today, Vegas. Everyone
Speaker 3: will see on their socials. Vegas. Everyone's trips go live
Speaker 3: to go to Vegas. I know Grabs've got a charter
Speaker 3: going with the Warriors. We've got a slightly different trip
Speaker 3: organized and we're going through Boys Trip and we are
Speaker 3: going via LA, So we're not going on a charter.
Speaker 3: We're going by LA purely because we're going to have
Speaker 3: a night in LA and we're going to go to
Speaker 3: an NBA game. Oh what? And then why are you
Speaker 3: telling me this? And then we're going to go to
Speaker 3: Vegas for three nights or four nights and then do
Speaker 3: our thing there and then go So how is a
Speaker 3: proper sports tour? And they are on sale now from
Speaker 3: eleven am today. Just if you want information on that,
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Speaker 3: five percent deposit. There's the full package before Whamo, which
Speaker 3: is about just over six grand, and then there's the
Speaker 3: land only, which is eighteen hundred. It's up to you
Speaker 3: what you want to do, but make sure you put
Speaker 3: the code word ACC in because you get one hundred
Speaker 3: bucks off one hundred and fifty bucks I think off
Speaker 3: the main package and fifty bucks off the land package
Speaker 3: if you put ACC in the in the promo code.
Speaker 1: So that's and obviously this isn't part of the promo.
Speaker 1: But my degenerate brain wearing is that's a three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty to slam straight in the pokes when you
Speaker 1: get to Vegas. Correct, is the way I'm looking at correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're not we're not part of the official
Speaker 3: one because I don't think he reread that's not us. No,
Speaker 3: we don't really belong to the official so they're going
Speaker 3: to make us do stuff. I know. But this one here,
Speaker 3: this one is a real home wrecker. Okay, this one's
Speaker 3: a home wrecker via la to an NBA game. Schedule's
Speaker 3: not out on the NBA, but we're pretty sure we'll
Speaker 3: get like a Clippers game or a Lakers game on
Speaker 3: that day that we land. Same as last year. The
Speaker 3: boys trips. Guys did it last year. They took fifty
Speaker 3: odd last year, great time. So we're looking to take
Speaker 3: a couple of hundi. So yeah, Vegas to three two,
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Speaker 1: I don't really have a bucket list. The only thing
Speaker 1: that's that I'd love to do is watch an NBA
Speaker 1: game live, watch the near them on TV.
Speaker 3: Wedding this I don't even ever. This is why she
Speaker 3: hadn't told me this.
Speaker 1: This morning. We went out to the Warriors on Monday
Speaker 1: and I asked them. I was just like, look, we're
Speaker 1: going to Vegas. They actually say, he's going to Vegas
Speaker 1: my mate's weddings on the same weekend.
Speaker 3: What do I do?
Speaker 1: The same Everybody asked the same questions, like how good
Speaker 1: it made?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, he's yeah, it's it's like
Speaker 1: a whole thing. It lasts, Yeah, yeah, pretty pretty rocks, rocks,
Speaker 1: fiances great, everyone loves her.
Speaker 3: Of those ones we go to those mini gates.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna last, No, I know, so yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's right, because then if it's if you know it's
Speaker 1: not gonna last, you're like, right, I've got two maybe
Speaker 1: three years of people being like you went at the wedding,
Speaker 1: and then and the fourth year, I'll be at the
Speaker 1: second wedding in saying it'd be like welcome back.
Speaker 3: Everybody good to see you.
Speaker 1: Sorry I couldn't make the first one. So you think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Las Vegas anyway? Well this is
Speaker 1: the thing now, Like I'd already made my peace with it.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, bug, because everyone keeps
Speaker 1: asking what are younna do? What are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I've made my peace with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can go and watch the worries at other time.
Speaker 1: Maybe if we get over to a magic ground, we
Speaker 1: go to the NRL Grand Final, you know, it'll alleviate
Speaker 1: my pain. Now I find that you're going to NBA game.
Speaker 1: We have some phone calls to make after this podcasts
Speaker 1: three two three?
Speaker 3: Can I dig this? Can he text it? What if
Speaker 3: I want a trip for Do you want me to
Speaker 3: set up a fake?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And he has to tell us fiance, Hey, I know
Speaker 1: you've poured your heart and so I been thinking about
Speaker 1: this since you're a little girl. Bought the dress, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I've won a competition.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I'll do it for you. Oh, but
Speaker 3: you one, you have one, this competition. Yeah, I'll be like,
Speaker 3: it's your own competition. It's it's still a competition. I
Speaker 3: got to take it. Yeah, I don't take him. I
Speaker 3: don't think that will fly. Yeah, well that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Put a stand in for the for the groom.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It just made my life so much harder.
Speaker 1: At the end of this podcast, we have a dozen
Speaker 1: yours pleased to get through, so we're going to rattle
Speaker 1: through the top of this podcast, but just quickly. We
Speaker 1: didn't manage to address it throughout the week. The only
Speaker 1: person I don't know who knows anything about it, but
Speaker 1: the Tour de France finished on Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Didn't they. Yeah. Every mammal in New Zealand was all
Speaker 3: over it. Yeah, watching it, watching the catch up. Even
Speaker 3: our own legal counsel, Paul Gillick. He's a massive Tour
Speaker 3: de France fan. Was it a meeting with him on
Speaker 3: my desk and we're trying to go through some sort
Speaker 3: of legal issue you don't even know about. You probably
Speaker 3: got a good idea what it is we're going through
Speaker 3: that And he was wasn't paying attention, and he was
Speaker 3: looking up at the TV screen and I said, Paul,
Speaker 3: he's sorry, just a massive, a massive Tour de France fan.
Speaker 3: He's right in the wheelhouse. You know forty's he's skinny
Speaker 3: as anything about the size of Pagatchia. Yeah, and vinger
Speaker 3: Guard and Pia did win, Yes he did. And I
Speaker 3: think this is great for Bagtchia. But I mean vinger
Speaker 3: Guard was injured coming into this. And also but I
Speaker 3: said to I said to old mate, Paul is big sparkling.
Speaker 3: I say, you pergut your man or vinger Guard, because
Speaker 3: that's the first thing you asked. You're a Gachia or
Speaker 3: vinger Guard. It's a bit like are you Lonel Messi
Speaker 3: or a And he's like Pagatcha because Piggatci races and
Speaker 3: all the races. Apparently vinger Guard just trains all years
Speaker 3: and go chains all you and goes to the Tour
Speaker 3: de France. Doesn't do the Gio Italier right, Tour of Southland, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Tour of Southland and whatnot. So yeah, Pagatcha win's that,
Speaker 3: but it's a growling event. You got to watch the
Speaker 3: Netflix doco. Watch the I mean, like even the other sport.
Speaker 3: If you don't know what's going on with the Tour
Speaker 3: de France, don't know how it works or don't care,
Speaker 3: just watch the Netflix doco and all of a sudden
Speaker 3: you're an expert. Yeah, so do that. That's what I did,
Speaker 3: And now I can hang out with all the dudes
Speaker 3: and like her at the local cafe and their clip clops. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but don't they I don't. I don't, But if I
Speaker 3: wanted to engage with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have the only explanation I've heard for the
Speaker 1: mammal phenomena the middle as men and like, is that
Speaker 1: for a lot of these dudes. You know, they used
Speaker 1: to play rugby or football whatever this sport was back
Speaker 1: in the day. Then they have kids and then they
Speaker 1: sort of get sped out the other end of that
Speaker 1: and they stopped playing. Now they can't pick rugby.
Speaker 3: Back up again. Why are you looking at it?
Speaker 1: They need to get some sort of thing. All I'm
Speaker 1: saying is keep playing cricket because at a certain point
Speaker 1: going to show up here on a bike again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is there is that around the joints thig
Speaker 3: as well. Like, yeah, play a lot of rugby, your
Speaker 3: joints give way and you can't go for a run anymore.
Speaker 3: There's a point where you can't go for a jog,
Speaker 3: and they say it's either cycling or swimming. Swimming swimming
Speaker 3: sucks and so does cycling, and that's why that's why,
Speaker 3: that's why there's no hope for us. So I might
Speaker 3: just hit the CREA team and just bowlk up. Yeah
Speaker 3: it gets jack. Yeah, just get jacked. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: won't be fat. My heart will stop at about fifty five.
Speaker 1: But that's cool. But it was going to anyway. So
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta pick and choose your your poisons.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah on the Netflix docod thing,
Speaker 1: you're so right, because I everyone's watching the it's called
Speaker 1: receivers on the NFL one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my kids are all over that. I mean, the
Speaker 3: fact that there is fuck every second word is difficult
Speaker 3: for me because they're on the field. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'm trying not to overreact because I
Speaker 3: know he's going to go on the rugby field this
Speaker 3: weekend against Northcote and he's going yeah, motherfuckers, yeah fuck
Speaker 3: you man, Like because they're at the North Shore rugby.
Speaker 3: The coolest dudes on these received wide receivers. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: loos as cats, they're like quack, they're fast, they're rock stars,
Speaker 3: mouths like sewers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know that's why they because you know,
Speaker 1: the NBA is such you're sitting so close to the game.
Speaker 1: They were like, we could individually like boom mic each
Speaker 1: player and just follow them around. And then they did
Speaker 1: it for one game, didn't televise it, and they're like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, we will not be broadcasting this.
Speaker 3: I get that ship out of here. Fuck you man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then some of the urban gentlemen referring to
Speaker 1: each other colloquially was a problem as well. I see,
Speaker 1: so yeah, they've been that. But yeah, the receivers one's
Speaker 1: the next one on my list because I got into
Speaker 1: the UNFL fantasy thing last year.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's good, it's good. I'd recommend it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's the hole you go down. Once you go
Speaker 3: down the Sporting Docco hole, he's no going back because
Speaker 3: he's the PGA's full swing. The tennis one, golf, there's
Speaker 3: a sprinting one, athletics one. Yes, that's that's quite good
Speaker 3: as well. Heaps, that's great because they're all apart from
Speaker 3: the golf and tennis. There's heaps of smack talk in
Speaker 3: the war, but the tennis one is and the golf
Speaker 3: one is good because there's such.
Speaker 1: Tortured souls no more about punishing themselves than their opponent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's that's so there's a different dynamic. Same
Speaker 3: with the Formula One actually the drivers, but then there's
Speaker 3: the teams and then there's all this politics in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's great.
Speaker 1: Well have you watched the receivers one you have a Ye,
Speaker 1: is Darren Waller and there is. He was a tidy end.
Speaker 1: I think he was on my fantasy team last year.
Speaker 1: Actually lost me in the league.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: I think he was a tidy end and he played
Speaker 1: all season. At the end of the season, his missus
Speaker 1: gave him the flick and he recorded an R and
Speaker 1: B song trying to get her back, and he's like
Speaker 1: lying in the water with like the waves washing over
Speaker 1: him and shit.
Speaker 3: And then he retired.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if I hadn't known he was
Speaker 1: about to do that, would not have drafted him. Because
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Speaker 1: Olympic Slane. I was just saying yesterday the opening ceremony
Speaker 1: is six thirty on Saturday, out time. But we got
Speaker 1: our sevens and football dudes kicking off.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: But the US have just announced their flag bearer and
Speaker 1: it is going to be Lebron James.
Speaker 3: How balling is that? That just puts to shame everyone
Speaker 3: else's flag bearer. Yes, it's like, let's just pick one
Speaker 3: of the most famous dudes in the world, in the
Speaker 3: history in history and give him the flag.
Speaker 1: Arguably the best player at his sport ever, he's as
Speaker 1: good at his job as anyone has been.
Speaker 3: Can we just get him to carry ours as well?
Speaker 1: Well? I was just thinking that who should be our
Speaker 1: flag bearer?
Speaker 3: Can? Because what usay? Have we bit behind in New Zealand?
Speaker 3: He could do a lap with us and then go
Speaker 3: back to the States team. Just contract him just to
Speaker 3: do a lap with our flag.
Speaker 1: We'll just give him his flag, Just give him a flag.
Speaker 3: We'll go yeah, we just what we just tailgate behind
Speaker 3: the US team, but alphabetical it's yeah. I like watching it.
Speaker 3: Sem Well.
Speaker 1: I think if we rung Uzbikistan and said, look can
Speaker 1: we just swap spots?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, come on, do us a solid? Yeah, do
Speaker 3: us a solid. We want to tailgate behind Lebron. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be Dame Lisa Carrington surely, yep, it'll be our
Speaker 3: greatest Olympia.
Speaker 1: It'll be the goat in the boat. But they have
Speaker 1: a female and a male flag bearer. I reckon it
Speaker 1: should be a shirtless Joe Webber with a boar on
Speaker 1: his back. He's the seventh flaer. Oh yeah, he was
Speaker 1: the one who had the full on like dreadlock mullet
Speaker 1: thing receiver in the front situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he should be out there giving it a
Speaker 1: goosey with the like a pig that he's just pulled
Speaker 1: out of the bush over his back.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who's going to be the dude? I guess
Speaker 3: Hayden Wilder to be up there. I don't know Tom
Speaker 3: Walsh here to actually Tom Walsh. Tom Walsh'll probably be
Speaker 3: in there. There's a husband and wife, U and equestrians.
Speaker 3: The equestrians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our oldest olympian as well. I think he's mid
Speaker 1: forties and he's a horse rider.
Speaker 3: Price. I can't remember his first name. I see, the
Speaker 3: three time Olympic champion from the UK has just been
Speaker 3: bin from the Olympic team for whipping her horse's leg.
Speaker 3: Is it Workinger's gone mad because everyone knows they do it, Because.
Speaker 1: I dare say if you went back to the nineteen
Speaker 1: twenty four Paris Olympics, they would have been betting the
Speaker 1: shit out of those horses back then.
Speaker 3: There is only one reason those horses dance like they're
Speaker 3: on a hot turn roof, because they get the shit
Speaker 3: whipped out of them if they don't. Yes, there's no
Speaker 3: way you can train a horse to pants around like that.
Speaker 1: They don't speak English where.
Speaker 3: Like treats, you know what I mean. You don't give
Speaker 3: them a posse youum or something for doing a little dance,
Speaker 3: sugar cube, you do? They do that because if they don't,
Speaker 3: they get a massive whip around the house or the.
Speaker 1: Chillies or wherever they do so eaten severely.
Speaker 3: Yeah kidding us. I mean even Mark Todd got caught,
Speaker 3: he did, he got caught doing some whip pairs so like,
Speaker 3: and he did it to the horse as well. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: I diagree. So yeah, so who is going to be
Speaker 3: got in the boat.
Speaker 1: And got on them both? Sure, I'm picking Tom Welsh.
Speaker 3: Did he do it at the last Olympics?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but that's going to be a huge
Speaker 3: gulliver and we've got in the boat.
Speaker 1: Yep, maybe she goes on the shoulders.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Do they carry two flags?
Speaker 1: Oh, now you're asking the whole question. Surely surely they do.
Speaker 1: Do they both hold one flag? Now that's a long
Speaker 1: time to hold with the same flag.
Speaker 3: Like do they just kind of I don't know.
Speaker 1: We need to do more research into that instead of
Speaker 1: doing research into half baked sports ideas, which I have
Speaker 1: been doing this morning. And so it is time for
Speaker 1: another half baked sports idea.
Speaker 2: Half baked sports idea.
Speaker 1: Grace to Survive as a TV show that's been filmed
Speaker 1: in New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of this? Yeah, I've heard this is
Speaker 3: the Wicker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they it's just one of those situations where they
Speaker 1: like drop them off beer Girl's style. It's like you've
Speaker 1: just got to make your way down wherever and survive
Speaker 1: out in the wild, and they found a wika and
Speaker 1: killed it and ate it, which always cracks me out.
Speaker 1: But this kind of thing happens, and everybody's you know,
Speaker 1: people have been going absolutely ape shit online like so
Speaker 1: many wickers.
Speaker 3: Disgusting.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be doing it with our protect the SPECEI
Speaker 1: and I understand that Pookick is protected.
Speaker 3: God no, no, how can they not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they can survive through Yeah they are, but
Speaker 1: it's because there's so many of them. They can survive
Speaker 1: through anything. They'll wing rats Pookick. Don't let the colors
Speaker 1: fool you. They're basically like half half pigeon, half tyrannosaurus
Speaker 1: recks and they just that's why you see them in
Speaker 1: every big city there's like Pookick, like right in town.
Speaker 3: I see Wicked everywhere as well. Yeah, cow, I mean
Speaker 3: you can't get rid of the little shits.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well it's a is it a predator free island?
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to make it one anyway, long
Speaker 1: short of it, as you can't eat those And so
Speaker 1: they've been told off, and now there's all these everybody's
Speaker 1: sounding off in the comments, all the producers, blah blah,
Speaker 1: blah blah. And this happens from time to time. Someone
Speaker 1: will lead a bloody woodpigeon or something and then get
Speaker 1: in deep shit.
Speaker 3: They look delicious. Look they look so tasty. A weaken
Speaker 3: not so much. No, that looks terrible.
Speaker 1: But my solution to all of this, and a half
Speaker 1: back sports idea that's not related to sport at all,
Speaker 1: is farm them.
Speaker 3: If we farmed wicker well, no animal's ever gone extinct
Speaker 3: from farming.
Speaker 1: Sheep or cow is going to go extinct anytime soon.
Speaker 1: A chicken's going to go extinct anytime soon.
Speaker 3: This is not a half back sports idea or a
Speaker 3: half baked idea, because I think there is a guy
Speaker 3: who does farm wacker and it's called waker waker wou
Speaker 3: and Jeremy Wells. Jeremy Wells went and visited him. I
Speaker 3: think he's out on the Chathams or an island where
Speaker 3: they're allowed. They're permitted to eat wecker and he farms
Speaker 3: them and he makes worker socks and stuff, so they
Speaker 3: pluck them and they make garments out of them and
Speaker 3: eat them. Wick a wicker Woo. He visited the guy.
Speaker 3: It's and the reason it's called wicker work of woo,
Speaker 3: because that's how he calls them over to feed you.
Speaker 1: He probably could have get there on a house. To
Speaker 1: be fair, I don't know if I would have been
Speaker 1: broadcasting that every dairy farmer has a horrifically embarrassing way
Speaker 1: that they call the cows, and I wouldn't be broadcast
Speaker 1: against to the world. But yeah, you do the same
Speaker 1: thing with kiwis. You could do the same thing with
Speaker 1: any of the endangered species that we have.
Speaker 3: So it's I don't know if they're good eden or not.
Speaker 1: I guess the problem with the kiwi is the gestation
Speaker 1: period and the fact that they only lay one egg.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, can we do some I mean, like we
Speaker 3: didn't we gently modify a sheep a while ago, and
Speaker 3: there's that controversy about that sheep. Can we just modify
Speaker 3: a kew to fart out a few more eggs? Well?
Speaker 3: The only way you make them a bit smaller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, And the only way we could do
Speaker 1: that would be if we were farming them. That would
Speaker 1: then lend itself to like a Jurassic Park type situation
Speaker 1: where the kiwi egg is so big you could conceivably
Speaker 1: plant more DNA in there and then bring them back
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, you only get a farm
Speaker 1: one of those a year, and you're sweet.
Speaker 3: We're already in trouble with Doc about our stuffed hawk. Okay,
Speaker 3: oh yes, we don't need to We don't need to
Speaker 3: roll them up eple more with our suggestions of farming kiwi.
Speaker 3: But I'd rather eat Would you rather eat a kiwi
Speaker 3: or a wicker kiwi? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Way fatter and just funny. I think if you're you know,
Speaker 1: if you're telling someone from overseas and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen a kiwi?
Speaker 4: Birds?
Speaker 3: I've ever seen none? I ate one.
Speaker 1: I think that's just the most bitty.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I think most people know what a
Speaker 3: wicker is. But people overseas, you go, I ate a key.
Speaker 3: He goes, all right, okay, you can eat them, can you?
Speaker 3: I don't think they They wouldn't. But know that there's
Speaker 3: only about fifty of the brown spotted.
Speaker 1: One because everyone else is national bird is just everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah or yeah, Like in Sri Lanka, the national bird
Speaker 3: is called a jungle fowl. It's basically a jungle chicken.
Speaker 3: So it runs around in the jungle looking all colorful.
Speaker 3: But that's the National bird. It's a jungle chicken, so
Speaker 3: maybe we should change ours to a seagulls, I mean
Speaker 3: chicken sparrow. It's bin chicken.
Speaker 1: Fantails not in your house, yes anyway, farming worker, farming kewy.
Speaker 3: That's my idea. Keep them alive.
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Speaker 3: First call here yours please, Yeah, you get over their
Speaker 3: team heye.
Speaker 6: Just a quick call regarding South Canbury. I've actually just
Speaker 6: picked up the signing.
Speaker 5: Of Chiefs Legion Tim Mumba picker Elliott, so I feel
Speaker 5: like there could be a call to Hecker about all
Speaker 5: these South.
Speaker 3: Comments to see if anyone wants to go to his
Speaker 3: face anyway.
Speaker 1: Cheers, Yeah, so he Yeah, he's a retired professional athlete. Now,
Speaker 1: Hecky Elliott. He's moved down to the McKinsey country and
Speaker 1: he's playing for McKinsey down there in the local camp.
Speaker 1: He's just been picked for the South Canary squad. Obviously
Speaker 1: pretty handy rugby union footballer.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 1: So all the people that are saying fuck South Canterbury,
Speaker 1: WHI should direct them to heck Elliott? And would you
Speaker 1: say it to his face? And evidently people have been too,
Speaker 1: because there were there.
Speaker 6: Was like a.
Speaker 1: Like an investigation or like an official complaint laid because
Speaker 1: people were sledging him from the sideline and there's like
Speaker 1: unnecessary rouffage on him as well, which is very South
Speaker 1: caentrary to be like oh you played for the or Blacks,
Speaker 1: did you? Or let's ever go there, you know, And that's.
Speaker 3: The size of him, I know. But this is why
Speaker 3: I I would if I I was.
Speaker 1: An ex professional athlete, I just would not go back
Speaker 1: and play that sport again because everybody's going to be
Speaker 1: out there like wanting to take your head off. If
Speaker 1: you're a cricketer, they're going to want to bowl your
Speaker 1: bouncy out or whatever like Kyle Mills did.
Speaker 3: Yeah to Brian. But I can see in rugby it's
Speaker 3: a bit different cricket. I can see why there's no
Speaker 3: wine because you get as you get older, but slower
Speaker 3: reactions go. And rugby you're still a big steak and
Speaker 3: you can still cause some damage. So if someone's giving
Speaker 3: you stick, I'd say to Hecker Alli, you mate, run
Speaker 3: it straight. Yeah, run it straight, mate, It's not running
Speaker 3: your mouth off, and run it straight and watch Hecker
Speaker 3: Elliott send them into the sub canopy.
Speaker 1: And he's going to be doing it all season long.
Speaker 1: For South Canterbury, can.
Speaker 3: We do something down there? We need to go down
Speaker 3: to South kener Can we go to a South Canterbury
Speaker 3: North Otago game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to just do that.
Speaker 3: I shout the bar.
Speaker 1: The only problem is I feel like most people down
Speaker 1: there aren't aware of this, and they won't even better.
Speaker 1: They won't be until I show up and we run
Speaker 1: this whole promo around Fox South canterber And he was
Speaker 1: but why is he back here?
Speaker 3: First of all, at all.
Speaker 1: And secondly, why has.
Speaker 3: He brought all these people saying we need to unfox
Speaker 3: South Kenbury.
Speaker 1: They campaign to unfox South Canibrey.
Speaker 3: You're getting paid from South Kenby.
Speaker 8: That broke.
Speaker 1: They can't even send the team up to play for
Speaker 1: the shield. H A, I'm launching an unfox South Canibury.
Speaker 1: That that needs to be the new sign off for
Speaker 1: every voicemail. Unfox South Cannlebury. He to gun fox South
Speaker 1: Canbery right another leave another to get through. Let's keep
Speaker 1: guarding yours place.
Speaker 8: Yeah, get a flowers. Just following up on the nice
Speaker 8: sports at school, what you came up with and being
Speaker 8: to etctera, did you guys either have a caretaker or
Speaker 8: male teacher that would come down and play what the
Speaker 8: kids play sports? Or the kids at lunchtime where one
Speaker 8: of each and they used to out of each other
Speaker 8: playing cricket And I think it was all because they
Speaker 8: were after the same female teacher.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Drummond. So a little bit of peacocking going on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the groundsmen come in and peacocking in front of the
Speaker 3: staff room. Perhaps we did have a teacher who was
Speaker 3: like quite a handy basketball player.
Speaker 1: Was the only male teacher that we had and we'd
Speaker 1: play rugby with a ball like a soccer ball, and
Speaker 1: he would come play at lunchtime as well. But the
Speaker 1: thing was he would have to dribble the ball while
Speaker 1: we were playing, so everyone else was just like tackle rugby.
Speaker 1: But then if the teacher got the ball, he had
Speaker 1: to dribble it to give him some sort of handicap.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it was too easy. We did have shout out
Speaker 1: to mister Matheson. He was our groundskeeper when I was
Speaker 1: at primary school. One day we were playing tennis and
Speaker 1: a kid was sitting up on the umpire's chair thing
Speaker 1: just kept hitting balls at me while I was trying
Speaker 1: to play. I was like, fucking Simon, grind, turn around,
Speaker 1: slam the ball at and well Simon comes down off that.
Speaker 1: They starts chasing me with his racket. So we're doing laps.
Speaker 1: There's two tennis courts and we're just doing lapse of
Speaker 1: the two tennis courts and I'm running past Missus Firth
Speaker 1: is standing on the sideline and I was like, oh amaze.
Speaker 1: She's like I can't you know all the teachers are female.
Speaker 1: They couldn't stop him, and I kept doing laps and
Speaker 1: then I came back past again. She goes, We've gone
Speaker 1: to get mister Matheson. He's on his way. Just keep
Speaker 1: running gun till he hits here. It's so I'm doing
Speaker 1: laps of the fence. Simon's just in a fit of rage,
Speaker 1: trying to kill me with this tennis racket because I've
Speaker 1: branded him with the tennis ball and had to wait
Speaker 1: for mister Mathison to come from the other side of
Speaker 1: the field.
Speaker 3: It sounds like mister Mathison might have been quite busy
Speaker 3: busy man.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a rural school, so these massive,
Speaker 1: sprawling grounds's way down the back.
Speaker 3: We had to get a caretaker called Malcolm. Malcolm was
Speaker 3: so deaf he used to talk like Lance Ken's and
Speaker 3: it was impossible to talk to him about actual death. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was impossible to talk to him about what condition
Speaker 3: we wanted our pitchon for the cricket because he was
Speaker 3: also the groundsman, so it was very hard to communicate
Speaker 3: a lot of sign land which but he was a
Speaker 3: great man, Malcolm RP. I don't think he's around anymore.
Speaker 1: I allowed he allowed Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 3: The keys to the groundsman shared and Wells would be
Speaker 3: stoned high as a kite at high school and get
Speaker 3: hold of the roller and he would roll the pitch
Speaker 3: all night as the most Jeremy ship before a into
Speaker 3: school game. He rolled it. He couldn't sleep, He rolled
Speaker 3: it all night and he just turned it into an
Speaker 3: absolute dust bowl in which victory came out and turned
Speaker 3: it square.
Speaker 1: Jeez, we needed to get Jerry out on the on
Speaker 1: the roller before black Apps games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally all night zz So what do you do?
Speaker 3: What do you way up all night rolling? It's God
Speaker 3: bless him? Malcolm, was it? Yeah? Malcolm? That was going
Speaker 3: to be my name was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were going to call me Malcolm, Big mal
Speaker 1: I don't know how my life would have been different,
Speaker 1: but guarantee it would have another call here your Spurs.
Speaker 6: Get a team Andrew from Napes here just kid up
Speaker 6: on some old podcasts and just came across the one
Speaker 6: following the second Test against England and Auckland when you
Speaker 6: regaled us with a story via Piney of Gabriel who
Speaker 6: couldn't set up his box. Can I employ all the
Speaker 6: acc youngsters who get invited to set up their grandparents
Speaker 6: box to go and set it up, stick it online,
Speaker 6: leave it there, don't tell them the code, make him
Speaker 6: sit through it. Cheers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poor Gabriel, what a legend he was.
Speaker 1: I've known so many times. If that was a setup
Speaker 1: by us.
Speaker 3: No, because he did sound it did sound like an
Speaker 3: AI old man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also all the things he was complaining about, like
Speaker 1: all the things that Boomer's traditionally complained about about us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, it wasn't set up.
Speaker 1: And yeah, absolutely if you are called around to your
Speaker 1: parents your grandparents place, to set up the skybox for
Speaker 1: them or even show them how the app works, check
Speaker 1: it on ours and don't tell them how to change it.
Speaker 3: Now the call it yours pace.
Speaker 9: Yeah, good a fellas love the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 9: Oh fuck, those are my notes for the next voicemail. Shit,
Speaker 9: that's embarrassing anyway, I reckon the best way to describe
Speaker 9: the difference between League and Union to Americans as like
Speaker 9: softball and baseball the same but different.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 9: Fuck Taranaki dot dot dot ah.
Speaker 1: Did you listen to the podcast yesterday We're talking to
Speaker 1: about around what's considered past egg in a text or
Speaker 1: things situation. I've only just found out that I use
Speaker 1: the thumbs up at the end of my like I'll
Speaker 1: write something like yep, sweet, I'll do that, and I
Speaker 1: put a thumbs up, because otherwise I come across quite Kurt.
Speaker 1: Apparently that comes across across as quite past egg. And
Speaker 1: also the dot dot dot, And he's pointed out, you
Speaker 1: use the dot dot dot quite a bit.
Speaker 3: I do Do you mean it?
Speaker 1: Do you intend it to be passive? Aggressive?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Not really. I leave the conversation open for you to reply, yeah, right, Manaia,
Speaker 3: why aren't you at work?
Speaker 10: This is this is what I was.
Speaker 3: And then you go it's open invitation. I please respond,
Speaker 3: and you go, ah, I share my pants. Sorry, and
Speaker 3: I'll be like, thumbs up. Cool.
Speaker 1: And then I take the thumbs up as a sign aggression,
Speaker 1: not because we're saying like some people do, take it
Speaker 1: as the dot dot dot is like a pass egg thing.
Speaker 1: But you're seend a message and just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: great work this week, dot dot dot, have a great weekend,
Speaker 1: dot dot dot. It's like, not meant past egg at all.
Speaker 1: But then you sit in this like the fuck did
Speaker 1: he mean they have a great week?
Speaker 3: What is it? I'll tell you. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what really fucks with boomers and that
Speaker 3: is how they read text messages. They lose their mind.
Speaker 3: My my mum. If I send just years back, it goes,
Speaker 3: will you be homestaffed? And yes, I'm sorry, I won't
Speaker 3: come again, and I'm like, no, I just said yes,
Speaker 3: goes well yeah, but what you said it well, I
Speaker 3: always say sorry, hey, how are you? I'm good, thanks, hope,
Speaker 3: everything's good. Yeah, we're around the softernoon'll be great to see.
Speaker 3: That's what they expect back, yeah, but then not just
Speaker 3: a call something. So just this tension just keeps going
Speaker 3: backwards and forwards. It's like, I think it's just a yes.
Speaker 1: I think as the people, just everyone that speaks English
Speaker 1: needs to figure out like a universal what like is
Speaker 1: there that this is the pass egg emoji, this the
Speaker 1: sarcasm emoji, you know, and we all just need to
Speaker 1: agree on the thing because you know your mum's when
Speaker 1: you say yes and she goes, oh, that's past. So
Speaker 1: you might go yes and then put her thumbs up.
Speaker 1: She likes that, then you send that to someone else
Speaker 1: fucking thumbs up all about or.
Speaker 3: Yes dot dot dot yeah exactly, says yeah, I guess,
Speaker 3: yeah exactly, that's how Yeah. Maybe haven't even got to
Speaker 3: go through nine. Yeah, all right, keep going you please.
Speaker 5: Good a petition for g Lane not to go to
Speaker 5: Vegas or become a resident of.
Speaker 6: Vegas for a month or so.
Speaker 5: Go, get a citizenship, get married, meet Elvis, meet fucking Trump, Biden,
Speaker 5: do whatever you've got to do. Overnight bride, overnight citizenship,
Speaker 5: don't go to Vegas, don't let Keesy commentate, go worries.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, convent the curse. Yeah, but I mean
Speaker 3: it's quite hard. I mean, look, I'd love to get
Speaker 3: a green cat. It's not that easy. You don't just
Speaker 3: go to Vegas and and Mary Elvis's assistant. You got
Speaker 3: to get a green cat involved, Yeah, something like I'd
Speaker 3: love to If you can get me a green cat,
Speaker 3: I'm into it. Otherwise see in Vegas.
Speaker 1: All right, another call.
Speaker 3: Here, yours please.
Speaker 4: Gooday voice. Just on the topic of the Olympics. Chat
Speaker 4: sort of having to think, well, what we could do
Speaker 4: to really push the sport forward. You know, I was
Speaker 4: kind of thinking maybe a bit of a mash up
Speaker 4: between the summer and Winter Olympics. We can go for
Speaker 4: a long jump with ski boots on. That would be
Speaker 4: a good laugh, very entertaining. Or we could go for
Speaker 4: the snowboarding pole bowl. Some great ideas and terrible accidents.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, what do you think? Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 1: The thing that springs to mind immediately for me is
Speaker 1: long jump luge yep. So you come flying down the
Speaker 1: lose and just get shot out the end of it
Speaker 1: and just how far can you go and then you'll
Speaker 1: land in the sampit ice hockey rugby Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean ice hockey basically rug but yeah, yeah, that'd be
Speaker 1: quite good.
Speaker 3: Anything on scale. Something to do with gymnastics and someone
Speaker 3: to sports gymnastics on ice, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like
Speaker 3: the pole volt. Anything to do with that javelin in downhill? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you yeah, once you hit the hit the finish line,
Speaker 3: you've got to biff the chaplain. So you've got to
Speaker 3: do the whole downhill with holding a javelin up above
Speaker 3: your head. And then as you hit the line you
Speaker 3: go through, you just stop and if you go over
Speaker 3: the line then it's a default. All live animals come
Speaker 3: running across and just hit the javelins. At Cariboo new javelins,
Speaker 3: just pull out of your bed and just yeah, well,
Speaker 3: like you know.
Speaker 1: Conversely, you could take the ski shooting what do they
Speaker 1: call it the jewethlne where you like ski along then
Speaker 1: you got to stop and shoot.
Speaker 3: What if you're just like running through a Safari.
Speaker 1: Park in South Africa with your gun, you know, and
Speaker 1: you're just gonna you're running across, You're gonna stop and.
Speaker 3: Every now and then a small child goes and you
Speaker 3: can't shoot that one like like on the kind of training. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so if you shoot that when you're just qualified, not
Speaker 3: real kids obviously, no pictures of pop ups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love that. Love the snowboarding polvo. Another one here
Speaker 1: at your sports good.
Speaker 3: I made you just saw the d Olympics.
Speaker 11: I wonder if they could use that spray on shoe
Speaker 11: technique for your your downstairs operation might be required if
Speaker 11: you're a male roller, because I'm your best dangling round
Speaker 11: one of those boats I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're talking about should we go back to
Speaker 1: the original Olympics and do the more nude But I
Speaker 1: guess what I did in factor in is that they
Speaker 1: didn't have boats with moving seats back in the original Olympics.
Speaker 3: Or cycling cycling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they certainly didn't have Winter Olympics, so you know,
Speaker 1: you couldn't do the bob slid stark naked.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is completely nerd except for the spray on.
Speaker 1: Have you seen those sprown shoes. We were talking about
Speaker 1: them yesterday, sprown shoes now spraying downstairs loin cloth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to help you get down the louge. I like it.
Speaker 1: Another call it your spurts, good air lads.
Speaker 11: I've always had the idea of combining Olympic sports so
Speaker 11: you're running at the same time. So for example, you
Speaker 11: could have the two hundred meter run and the javelin
Speaker 11: going all at the same time, and the javelin guys
Speaker 11: are trying to now the runners combined teams one points
Speaker 11: that way. Or you could just put the hammer throw
Speaker 11: cord next to the hockey turf, or put the triathlon
Speaker 11: in the same area as the rowing.
Speaker 3: It could be a good bit of fun. Ah. I
Speaker 3: quite like that. I quite like that. You could put
Speaker 3: the hammer throw like in the sailing, so it's like
Speaker 3: basically sending cannon balls out into the ocean to fire
Speaker 3: off the side of the laser. So basically the hammer
Speaker 3: throwers are on shore and then they're like the forty
Speaker 3: nine at Sales are sailing off shore and they're basically
Speaker 3: hiffing hiffing steel balls out into the harbor. I like that.
Speaker 1: I love the triathlon at the same time as the
Speaker 1: rowing as well. Like, oh you're worried about the pools
Speaker 1: and the seine, what about getting cleaned up by the men's.
Speaker 3: Eight foiling foiling with getting the boilers. Just I'm a
Speaker 3: big fan of this. I'm always a big fan of
Speaker 3: the super event as well. Just put it all together
Speaker 3: and and want and just see what happened the hell.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I mean the marathon at the same
Speaker 3: time as the cycling as well.
Speaker 1: So there's a couple of good videos out there of
Speaker 1: dudes getting skewed by pole voltze Evelyn.
Speaker 3: It's ugly. Oh yeah, it's usually, but it's usually Marshalls. Yes,
Speaker 3: some old dude with a clipboard who.
Speaker 1: Just gets pegged from behind and he's like or maybe
Speaker 1: to speed the whole thing up, like you could run
Speaker 1: the one hundred meters heats from opposite ends.
Speaker 3: That's great, see how they.
Speaker 1: Go, brilliant idea. Thank you very much for the call.
Speaker 1: Another one here yours please.
Speaker 3: I'll get it.
Speaker 7: Get off your cousin and iron g lane joke here
Speaker 7: from the only station with Kenny. Here's the thing. Every
Speaker 7: time to Mudie Martin goes pig hunting, the Warriors win
Speaker 7: Major ground, Him and his horse and his dogs would
Speaker 7: bet the Panthers, Dolphins, him and Jaars, the Cowboys, Him
Speaker 7: and Dylan Walker. And when we beat the Broncos, him,
Speaker 7: Dylan Walker and Jess Tovanger went pegannning.
Speaker 3: This is proven.
Speaker 7: Let the man go pegannning. Mid week we win fuck
Speaker 7: South Canbury.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jack. I think he was the original Fox South Canbary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he was. I like it. I think
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: There's a photo that came out of him and Jesse
Speaker 1: Sevanger and he's on a horse to Mighty Martiner's Jesseevunger's
Speaker 1: pulling a peg out of the bush. Probably the first
Speaker 1: warning sign that he wasn't in rehab. And I just
Speaker 1: thought when I saw that photo, to Mighty Martin is
Speaker 1: the man that every New Zealand bloke thinks he is.
Speaker 1: You know, we all think we'll think that has these rugged. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the city.
Speaker 3: Now look and kill pegs. That was his week.
Speaker 1: He went out and killed a peg with his hands,
Speaker 1: and then on the weekend he played half back for
Speaker 1: the Warriors. Like if it was a movie, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh bullshit, I love it. Send him out, Send him
Speaker 1: out into the bush, Send himighty out in the bush.
Speaker 3: Today. I don't even see them to the bush. Just
Speaker 3: sen him for some farm to kill a pegi to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah we can't. Yes, some bring a pick to Mount
Speaker 3: Smart and just didn't kill it. Sacrifice. Yeah, someone please
Speaker 3: halfway just.
Speaker 1: Before the game. That's brilliant. Another caller on the line here,
Speaker 1: yours please?
Speaker 10: Hey, fellas on naked Olympics doing the Olympics naked crowd
Speaker 10: have to be naked too, anyway? Fuck something?
Speaker 3: No, the crowd doesn't need to be nude. I think
Speaker 3: that's the step too fast.
Speaker 1: No, I think we I think. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: the NBA brought in the T shirt jerseys. They played
Speaker 1: a season where they had T shirts instead of singlets,
Speaker 1: so they had like an alternate strip and it was
Speaker 1: a T shirt. And the issue was is because fans
Speaker 1: are showing up to games and singlets and no one
Speaker 1: wants to sit next to a big, sweaty dude and
Speaker 1: a single for like two hours. So add on top
Speaker 1: of that, he's also got no pants on. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't think we want that. It's only for the athletes.
Speaker 1: Another caller here.
Speaker 12: My first time call, a long time listener. Just think
Speaker 12: about the alternative Olympic sports. I mean, I know you
Speaker 12: guys have talked about the All Star weekend a lot,
Speaker 12: But last day of the Olympics, every character he puts
Speaker 12: forward some athletes for bull rush. I think it'd be
Speaker 12: bloody good. You've got seven players, of course, been you
Speaker 12: at your track guys. You got field people who've got
Speaker 12: to throw some turn around. You got the swimmers. They're
Speaker 12: just slippery. I guess could be a girl.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's like the ultimate ultimate fighter at the end, or
Speaker 3: the ultimate athlete at the end. Only issue is, once
Speaker 3: your event's over, you're on a tear. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean. If you're events over in the first couple
Speaker 3: of days, you are on a tear in the village,
Speaker 3: you're on a tear in Paris. The last thing you
Speaker 3: want to do is dragged carcass out in the last
Speaker 3: day and play a game of ball rush against Lebron James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, You've just spent four years. Thank you
Speaker 1: about getting to this point. And that's another great point
Speaker 1: is like, what if you're just a gymnast. You know,
Speaker 1: you've spin around on the pommel horse thing and now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden David Liddy's running at you and
Speaker 1: you're gonna try and figure that out.
Speaker 3: It's a massive discrepancy, but you know, for the nolday
Speaker 3: to be, it'll be true if it was an arm
Speaker 3: wrestling or something. Maybe it's something there's some other sports
Speaker 3: or or maybe a great level at it's beer pong,
Speaker 3: darts and paul. Maybe it's like something a bit more
Speaker 3: kind of a boat race. Yeah, yeah, actually that's it.
Speaker 3: A boat race, an Olympic boat right, Olympic boat race.
Speaker 3: They're at the closing ceremony. Each country nominates ten athletes,
Speaker 3: five women, five men, and they we have an Olympic
Speaker 3: boat race. Yep.
Speaker 1: I'm all on board with that. So some god, they
Speaker 1: would be so smashed after that. It'd be so good,
Speaker 1: the fittest human beings on on the planet, crushing purse.
Speaker 1: One last call here, call it yours please.
Speaker 12: And my first time call a long time listener. Just
Speaker 12: think about the sports. I mean, then you guys have
Speaker 12: talked about the.
Speaker 1: This is the same guy, all right, then we'll bin
Speaker 1: him we'll get another one.
Speaker 3: That's it great.
Speaker 1: Thank god we got through it. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for sending them all. I wanted to make sure that
Speaker 1: I played them all. And thank you very much for
Speaker 1: joining us on a Wednesday edition the Gender Podcast. We
Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow for a throwback Thursday, and we'll
Speaker 1: see you then.
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