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Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: We do. And if you're wondering how to find out

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Speaker 1: get on with the podcast. Welcome on to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Nice to have you with us. It's Friday, the nineteenth

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Speaker 1: of September twenty twenty five. It might not be where

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Speaker 1: you are, but this podcast is from Friday, the nineteenth

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Speaker 1: of September twenty twenty five. That's when we're recording it.

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Speaker 2: It's important to state the date as well because and

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Speaker 2: the year, because the podcasts that we make are evergreen.

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Speaker 2: You know, these will exist in perpetuity and people will

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Speaker 2: be going back listening to these in about a hundred

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Speaker 2: all well and good that it's nine tenth of September,

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Speaker 2: but what year? You know what I mean, because we'll

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Speaker 2: be doing this for many years exactly.

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Speaker 1: I did chat to a guy, probably about a year ago,

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Speaker 1: who went back through the back catalog and listened to

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Speaker 1: every single podcast that I'd ever been involved in, going

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Speaker 1: back into two thousand. I believe he went back to

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Speaker 1: twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: He would know a fear bit about you.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, someone he knows more about me than I know.

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Speaker 2: Someone got into the conclave earlier this week and said,

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Speaker 2: does anyone enough the older podcast before Feb twenty nineteen

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Speaker 2: or anywhere he's worked his way through all of twenty

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Speaker 1: My god, wow, what an That person's mind will be rotten.

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Speaker 1: Yeah the time I've finished.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't remember half the shit I say

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Speaker 1: And then my.

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Speaker 2: Parents will individually provide feedback on what I.

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Speaker 1: Was talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you. My mother not too pleased

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Speaker 2: with Jerry's theories yesterday. Not something she not something she

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not something I came forgetting that your parents

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Speaker 1: are listening, so do I.

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Speaker 2: But I just say not, no, I know, That's what

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Speaker 2: I said to her. I was just like, don't or

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Speaker 2: because what you don't know is independently. I'm also getting

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Speaker 2: the same feedback from my father or different feedback.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 1: Also like, I mean, I'm so pleased my parents don't

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Speaker 1: But she is she's self awiry about it because mom goes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a text in here. Get a. Fella's not

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Speaker 1: sure if this will make the potty, but was just

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Speaker 1: this weekend with the missile away. We can give that

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Speaker 1: How oh we're talking about.

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Speaker 4: George?

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Speaker 1: George, morning George.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell you say? I think George's.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't really much for other part of the Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, where do we find you this morning?

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Speaker 4: Back in the forge?

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Speaker 2: Same as the famous the other day when you guys

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Speaker 2: read out my bloody what's called mar god?

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Speaker 1: George? How was it quite good to be honest.

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Speaker 1: But what so the missiles away this weekend? George?

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Speaker 2: And I need to know what because I'm lost. Otherwise

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Speaker 2: that was that was my first set up a mestigatorium.

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Speaker 1: That's the first thing you should be.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, draw the curtains and cast

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Speaker 1: Maybe put it on the four.

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Speaker 2: Online High Stakes high Stage. Now, now, let me tell

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Speaker 2: you a cautionary tale, George, because I know someone who

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Speaker 2: It's a good way to build your just it is.

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Speaker 2: It's just very hard to search in the search bar

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Speaker 1: What else for, George? So you got any friends, George.

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Speaker 2: But there's partners.

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Speaker 4: We're all around.

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Speaker 2: So okay, Yeah, Well, one of my favorite tricks to

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Speaker 2: not a bad shout. Are you forging a sword or

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Speaker 2: what are you forging this morning?

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Speaker 1: I'm not actually forging anything, sadly, it's just a construction site.

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Speaker 2: Are there any jobs?

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Speaker 1: Do you own your own home?

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Speaker 4: Twenty four?

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Speaker 1: It's twenty four, twenty four? Well, I'm not the forty

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Speaker 1: so because missus. So, George, are there any jobs that

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Speaker 3: Don't?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like you're pretty useless. But I would say that's.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be worth your partner? Like? Are

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Speaker 1: And look, don't worry this, nobody's going to hear this.

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Speaker 2: I make Do you want to continue.

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Speaker 1: For a long Are you planning on this being a

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Speaker 1: long term sort of thing? George? Could you voice?

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Speaker 1: Okay. In that case, what I've got some advice for you, George.

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Speaker 1: What you should do is the first thing you should

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Speaker 1: do when when your partner goes away is do a

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That means that when your partner gets home, she's going

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Speaker 1: long time. It's got to be something quick, something that

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Speaker 2: I've done exactly this last time my missus was away.

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Speaker 2: I've got a tube of Sally's no more gaps or

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good idea though, and then.

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Speaker 2: I got horrifically blacked out drunk. But yeah, I thought

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Speaker 1: I like to do the washing and then fold the washing,

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Speaker 2: Of your drawers and then wash your clean clothes.

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Speaker 1: Don't wash it, just take it out of it, take

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just getting around to putting it away.

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Speaker 1: I'll do that now, create some imaginary.

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Speaker 2: Washing that it's a good idea. Watching watching Adam Sandler movie.

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Speaker 2: That's probably the other one. I think most of you

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Speaker 1: At least he'll be so high probably.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's grown ups, grown ups.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, things that George wants to get back to forging.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you guys have a good day.

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Speaker 2: All right, George.

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Speaker 4: Thanks George. Sound you sound the scene is busy.

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Speaker 1: I think he genuinely wants to let us go.

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Speaker 2: George, all right, should we take a quick break. I've

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Speaker 2: got another I've got another political candidate to digest.

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Speaker 1: Oh great love.

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Speaker 2: Today's political candidate comes to us from the Sprayden Ward.

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Speaker 2: What the sprayden Ward, Sprayden, Sprayden. Yeah, I used to

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Speaker 2: live in Sprayden. This is that's a suburban krush.

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Speaker 1: Sprayden.

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Speaker 2: Sprayden is around Hornby. Ah, yeah, not far from home,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, it's that sort of end of crush. He

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Speaker 2: is running for counselor and he goes by the name

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Speaker 2: of Tubby Hanson. He has his bylineers leave Commonwealth. I

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Speaker 2: don't know why I just said Wealth. I've never done

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Speaker 2: that before. Leave a Commonwealth mate. And then he also

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Speaker 2: is leave Ensis, Australia and New Zealand and the US.

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Speaker 1: I think we have left asas, haven't we.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, if we haven't, I think when we stopped allowing

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Speaker 1: much the end of endsis right.

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Speaker 2: My principal place of residence is in the Sprayden Ward area.

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Speaker 2: I am also standing for mayor and Sprayden Ward of

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Speaker 2: the Why what was it standing for mayor? And sprayden

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Speaker 2: tune Green Sleeves.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is good. It is good.

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Speaker 2: That's good. We'd all like to write our own reviews. Tabby.

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Speaker 1: On the third day, Tabby wrote a song, looked at

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Speaker 2: Is good. This row is about the hard drinking old

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Speaker 1: I like, I preferred first past the post first.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking a brave stance on that. Yeah, you're against MMP,

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Speaker 1: Don't like rebella. Rebella I had it sucks.

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Speaker 2: I doubt if there has ever been a policy against

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Speaker 1: What I don't know. Okay, this guy is fascinating.

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Speaker 2: If the English built good trains and pushbikes, cars should

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Speaker 2: be the same. I have two English cars, w rights.

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Speaker 2: We do not need English special agents coming here and

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Speaker 2: tases or using a hot ray against the people. What

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Speaker 2: The police do not have the gear to detect this,

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Speaker 2: and there is none on order.

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Speaker 1: No, there's definitely isn't any on order.

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Speaker 2: The Americans need to top doing U turns on pedestrian crossings.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll find that's pedestrians crossing rather than pedestrian crossings.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a pedestrians crossing. Yeah, and actually the pedestrians.

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Speaker 1: the Americans need to stop doing U turns on it. Well,

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Speaker 1: because if you do a utune, you don't see the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just same.

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Speaker 1: He makes a lot of sense to be hansome.

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Speaker 2: And that's why he's got my vote for the Spray

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Speaker 2: and Ward christ Shoots City councilor. I mean, I think

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Speaker 2: what I've learned, if anything, from the last few weeks

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Speaker 2: Anyone can get on the board.

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Speaker 4: Anyone can well you say that, Maniah. But Michael Tabby Hendson, sorry, Christopher,

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Speaker 4: Michael Tubby Henson is eighty years old and this is

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Speaker 4: the nineteenth time he has run.

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Speaker 2: For local office.

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Speaker 4: He's lost every single one of the other eighteen.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm surprised. He makes a lot of sense

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Speaker 1: to me, and some of those common sense policies, like,

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Speaker 1: Also that he wants to leave ANSAs, YEP and the Commonwealth.

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Speaker 1: But he said we support King Charles and Queen Camilla.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like there's a slight contradiction in terms there.

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Speaker 2: But still, Rudy, do you reckon? You could try and

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Speaker 2: find us the song I've been looking at. It is good.

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Speaker 2: I'm told it's good.

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Speaker 5: No, No, Tubby said, it's good, good, that is good,

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Speaker 5: but the tune of Green Sleeves, and then it's I

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Speaker 2: I felt like he lost steam as he went because

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Speaker 2: he started off pretty good. We support King Charles and

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Speaker 2: Queen Camilla, about whom I have actually written a song

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Speaker 2: based on the tune Green Sleeves. It is good, and

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Speaker 2: then it just spirals out of contry. It is good,

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Speaker 2: it is good. If the English build good trains and pushbikes,

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Speaker 2: cars should be the same. I have two English cars,

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Speaker 2: would you that's they are good? They are good.

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Speaker 4: I'm just looking at a photo of Tubby from nineteen

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Speaker 1: Tubby. It looks like mister Asia, So Tubby's I mean,

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Speaker 1: would you call him Tubby? No, he's pretty thin. I

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Speaker 1: had an ironic nickname.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe he's always skinny.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, he's been up on charges.

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Speaker 4: No, Amazer, that is not TYPEO. Oh Amazer is an

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Speaker 4: elector madic neednick laser. It's an invisible ray, and the

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Speaker 4: political left are using it to try and stop him.

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Speaker 1: They keep using your right wing.

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Speaker 4: They keep using bloody mazes and interfering with this track.

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Speaker 2: Seeing people with maze. Yeah, well, this is the thing

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Speaker 2: because they got mazes and they got hot rays and

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Speaker 2: the police don't have the gear to detect this, and

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Speaker 2: there's none on order.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you how are you finding all this

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Speaker 1: out about Tubby Hanson? Is there a profile piece on him?

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Speaker 4: There's one in the Herald, there's one in the spin

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Speaker 4: off which was first published, and stuff.

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Speaker 2: He's a big deal. Well, like I said in the conclo,

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Speaker 2: this goes all the way at the top, goes to

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Speaker 2: King Charles, Queen Camilla.

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Speaker 4: He's also a progressive neudist. Oh maybe the hour No,

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Speaker 4: that's graffiti, sorry, right, graffiti.

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Speaker 2: Progressive neist or flash it.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind seeing Tubby Henson on the especially not

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Speaker 1: the version Jesus, that's Tubby Hanson. I mean, like it

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Speaker 1: is Maser, that's all the way to the top.

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Speaker 2: And then we go. So we got we got Big Daddy,

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Speaker 2: we got Big Red ghost Ruder, Gordon McCrone and then

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Speaker 2: Michael Weist. This one. I'll put it in the dock

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Speaker 2: for you, Jerry, the blue is actually not that interesting.

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Speaker 2: But have a look just underneath Tabby Hanson at Michael Wist.

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Speaker 2: Can you see Michael Wist yep? Tell me who he

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Speaker 2: looks like.

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Speaker 1: Michael West umm.

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Speaker 2: Ruder Daniels posted this unto the conclave. How do you

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Speaker 2: break this Facebook page? Can join it now? Not as

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Speaker 2: best at crazy as Big Red or that weren't a

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Speaker 2: running for the alt. But old mate has a real

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Speaker 2: touch of the polking Horns.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah he does. He looks like and Polkinghorn had

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Speaker 1: a baby, that would be him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's saying I've got to You're not saying

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Speaker 4: I've got to touch with the polgies.

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Speaker 1: You got to touch with the popies.

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Speaker 2: Poky about you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put a bow tie on some crazy socks and

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Speaker 1: express yourself through his socks. Yea, a pair of red

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Speaker 1: pints all.

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Speaker 2: I think it'd be fair to say I don't have

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Speaker 2: a touch of the pokies. I'm going to touch it

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Speaker 2: that you'll find me in the pokies.

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Speaker 1: My principal place of reasons. West General Ward one billion

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Speaker 1: dollars in THEBT and rising is terrifying, and you're right

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Speaker 1: he actually makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't like speed bumps. Forty million dollars a

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Speaker 1: He's actually got some pretty good who does like speed bumps.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I might take a brave stance against speed bumps.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take a brave stance against the fifteen

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Speaker 2: fucking speed bumps between the star and we're I park

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Speaker 2: my car in our parking building.

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Speaker 1: If you had to choose between carbon emitting, you know,

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Speaker 2: Speed, I don't care about carbon emissions. I don't even

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Speaker 2: I don't understand them. And I think that's most of us,

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Speaker 2: to be honest, because.

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Speaker 1: You know, speed bumps definitely, because what happens is you

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Speaker 1: got to slow down and then you got to speed

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Speaker 1: back up again so you can put your accelerated down.

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Speaker 1: So everybody that's doing that is burning more fuel than

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Speaker 1: if you just didn't have the speed bump.

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Speaker 2: So, but they're not they're not a carbon issue. Speed

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Speaker 2: bumps there are stop people from running people over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. I think there should be

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Speaker 2: Right because it's a carbon issue. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It means that you've got a council on one hand

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Speaker 1: that says we should we carbon emissions, but then you're

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Speaker 2: To build the speed bumps, speed bumps that suck. The

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Speaker 2: one of the on the way out of our parking building.

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Speaker 2: I almost can't get over that in the swift.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a shock that sucks.

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Speaker 2: The shocks on my on the front of my swift

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Speaker 4: It's when you're going in.

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Speaker 2: Is the worst, right?

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Speaker 4: Or is it?

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Speaker 1: We've bottomed out bad when me and and I were

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Speaker 2: What I want you to know is, so you me

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Speaker 2: and Zoe were in there at that time, I bottom

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Speaker 2: out by myself on that thing. It is ruining my undercarriage.

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Speaker 2: None of what my undercarriag druid.

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Speaker 1: And did anyone speed out of there either, I mean no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's a council is.

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Speaker 2: But the problem is, and I think Zoe brought this

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Speaker 2: if you could see it, it is steel and it

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Speaker 2: is the largest speed bump I've ever seen. Certain cars

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Speaker 2: will just hit their bumper on it to get over it.

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Speaker 1: You've got to Flora.

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Speaker 2: You got to fucking Flora.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So I can go up to it slow

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Speaker 1: and then you go maran and then you go over

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Speaker 1: it it goes home.

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Speaker 2: Dude. The other day it was raining and it was

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Speaker 2: weir The speed bump is so big that that the wheel,

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Speaker 2: so I have to get right up to it, and

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Speaker 2: fucking thing. I couldn't get over it. Oh no, I

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Speaker 2: still can't get over it. See a fuck speed bumps.

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Speaker 2: Who's into speed bumps? I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Should we start a speed bump company, cash in it.

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Speaker 1: I don't like speed bumps, and I'm not that much

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Speaker 1: of a chicane fan. Need I've got chicanes in my street. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I like the tree bit. It's quite nice to

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Speaker 1: But to me, you're just actually making it like you're

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Speaker 1: making it more dangerous. You're making the road more dangerous

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Speaker 1: rather than.

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Speaker 2: Because people are speeding up again afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, and you've got to go through a chicane

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Speaker 1: so you might hit the curb. Yeah, you're more worried

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Speaker 2: But also I think the owners should be on the

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Speaker 2: People don't walk onto roads. That's where cars are. People.

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Speaker 2: The green man will go people will just walk out

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Speaker 2: onto the road without looking. It's like, that's just a light.

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Speaker 2: It's not going to stop a car that's coming at

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Speaker 2: you at one hundred k's the trust you're putting in

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Speaker 2: this green man, and the social contract that we all

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Speaker 2: have to stop when a light's a certain color is

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Speaker 1: Do you are you a Okay? So there's a traffic

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Speaker 1: light here on Victoria Street and it's just a traffic

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Speaker 1: walking across Victoria Street do you use Do you push

443
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Speaker 1: that button or not?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I push it because I've crossed that road so

446
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Speaker 2: many times. I know what the cycle is and when

447
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: I can cross. It's not when the pedestrian well, obviously

448
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: is when the pedestrian light goes green, but the bike

449
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: light light goes green and the bikes are allowed to

450
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 2: go diagonally across that intersection, which means no cars can

451
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: cross at that point. So when the bike goes green,

452
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Speaker 2: you can walk safely. Now I do this all the

453
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Speaker 2: time every time I cross the road. I look to

454
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Speaker 2: see where the cars are coming from. Then I look

455
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Speaker 2: at the lights, take all available information and decide whether

456
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Speaker 2: it's safe or not for a human AI, like a

457
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Speaker 2: person with eyes and ears.

458
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Speaker 1: Like a human AI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then but what happens is someone will be

460
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Speaker 2: standing next to me on their phone and they'll just

461
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Speaker 2: see a person walk, and they'll walk and it's like

462
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Speaker 2: you you're gonna I just about kill people every time

463
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Speaker 2: across the road, I reckon.

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Speaker 1: You know what? They've changed that now, yes, and it's

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Speaker 1: way better. But I'm talking there's one down here opposite

466
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Speaker 1: Liz Mels. I'm talking about so pedestrians can go across

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Speaker 1: the road. It's not an indisection. It's just on a

468
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Speaker 1: straight piece of road. And then you have traffic lights

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Speaker 1: on a straight piece of road, and the pedestrian lights.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate it.

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Speaker 1: I fucking hate those things. We've got one on the

472
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Speaker 1: if you can't cross a road, man, yeah, like, go down,

473
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Speaker 1: go down. If you're a muppet, go down to the

474
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Speaker 1: other trap.

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Speaker 2: The traffic light, and then walk back up. If the

476
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Speaker 2: gym anyway, you're a muppet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The people that push there and there's no cars

478
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Speaker 1: coming and they're standing there and there's no cars coming

479
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: up Victoria's and they're just standing there waiting for their

480
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Speaker 1: light to give them an oad. There's no cars coming.

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Speaker 1: If this, if this wasn't if the light wasn't there,

482
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Speaker 1: you just walk across the road. You're not going to die,

483
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Speaker 1: you dunce.

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Speaker 4: You know what they would actually do, Jerry, is they'd

485
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Speaker 4: look to see if there were cars coming, and then

486
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Speaker 4: they would walk across the roads.

487
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Speaker 1: Are you going to tell me something that you push

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Speaker 1: that petition that the tard crossing.

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Speaker 3: But there's these lights. It's five dame in the morning

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Speaker 3: when we all come to work and there's these lights.

491
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Speaker 3: They go green for the pedestrians that don't exist. And

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Speaker 3: you're waiting at those lights like five minutes straight, and

493
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Speaker 3: you're thinking, it's it's dark. There's no one here. No

494
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Speaker 3: one pushed the button. Why are we waiting for these

495
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 3: pedestrians that don't exist?

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Speaker 2: Morning?

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Speaker 1: Don't wait for them, just go yeah, obey lights if

498
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: there's no cars around. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Bay lights. Lights are an indication, a suggestion rather than

500
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Speaker 2: a rule.

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Speaker 3: Every morning I scream and like I'm like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You've got to You've got to use your common sense

503
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Speaker 1: in those situations.

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Speaker 2: How are the shocks on your car because you parked

505
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 2: down there too exactly? Oh man, you counted them the

506
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Speaker 2: other day.

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Speaker 3: The speed bumps, it's way too many, it's genuinely. And

508
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 3: the ones free in a row, and that one really

509
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Speaker 3: big one at the end that you're talking about. It's

510
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Speaker 3: so bad that when you speed up to actually get

511
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Speaker 3: over it, because you can't. Your car goes forward so

512
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Speaker 3: quickly and you can't quite see to the right of use.

513
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: There's a pedestrian walking that vaults you out of foot

514
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 3: forward and you like, if this'sition coming, They go whoa, because.

515
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Speaker 1: Who's the muppet? Who's the muppet? Be fired? Fair enough?

516
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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

517
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Speaker 2: I agree with you the other day because that's right

518
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 2: next to TV and ZI. I often see Scotty Stevens

519
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 2: and when on there, and it's mortifying because it's a

520
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,719
Speaker 2: person I know, and hewever you under me and he's like,

521
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: oh jeez, a zuky swift, Brady, I'm not really pain

522
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: like it used to. And then I've got to just

523
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Speaker 2: to get the front wheels over, do it again, to

524
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: get the back wheels over the intake off, and Scotty's

525
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: watching me do the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: You should take a complain out with.

527
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to write the roof on fire.

528
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 4: I've done it. You have complained, Yeah, we were encouraged

529
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Speaker 4: on an email work email to send a complaint and

530
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 4: nothing has the fucking happened.

531
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Speaker 3: Did you actually complain?

532
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I send it a complaint. I said, it's absolutely

533
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Speaker 4: overkill and it's frankly damaging my car.

534
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

535
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 4: Like and not only my car, but the car of

536
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,479
Speaker 4: many of my colleagues were some of the words I use.

537
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Speaker 1: And it's dangerous for pedestrians because we've got to use

538
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Speaker 1: up so much paste to get over the bloody thing

539
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Speaker 1: that you can surges for.

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Speaker 2: By the time I come off those ones, I am

541
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Speaker 2: going at about sixty ks an hour. I can also

542
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Speaker 2: tell this is a completely unrelated that. But you know

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00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: when people pull up to the barrier, you know that

544
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Speaker 2: the arm that raises. So we've all got swipe cards.

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00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: You can I can spot from a mile off before

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Speaker 2: you even get into the building. If I'm following someone

547
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Speaker 2: and I'm like, this guy's going to deck around at

548
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Speaker 2: the barrier and I'll be able to overtake them because

549
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Speaker 2: there's too you can tell this the person who pulls

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Speaker 2: up and then suits around the card right, where's my card?

551
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 4: You can hear them, how can I Where am I

552
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Speaker 4: going to go?

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00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, my window isn't down yet either,

554
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 3: going around?

555
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I overtake them every single time.

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Speaker 1: Liked pull the bird.

557
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, figure it out, bird, figure it. It's like people

558
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: when you know, when you're waiting at a bar for

559
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: ages to get a drink and then they get to

560
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 2: the front of the queue and they go, what do

561
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: I want? Dude? We've been standing in this line for

562
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Speaker 2: half an hour. You haven't thought about what you want.

563
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: This is why the que so fucking long. Anyway, Okay,

564
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Speaker 2: this has been interesting positive.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because the CHRISTI I was listening the other

566
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Speaker 1: day of the radio and they were saying that speed

567
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Speaker 1: bumps is the main in you know how I think

568
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: if they ask Auckland is like, what are your voting on?

569
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: In terms of what's the main issue, they said, traffic

570
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: is the public transports always the thing in Auckland and

571
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: christ it's speed bumps because there's some counselor that's turned

572
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: up and just put speed bumps everywhere.

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00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 2: I think we can all aggress to one city that

574
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: doesn't need speed bumps.

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00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: Everyone nuts.

576
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went from good News Tomato.

577
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: They can't take out. They can't take them out though.

578
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: That's once they're there, you can't get rid of them.

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Speaker 4: That's the problem that even though even if you campaign

580
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Speaker 4: for me and you're like, I'm going to get rid

581
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 4: of the speed bumps, then three years you're out and

582
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 4: old mate comes in. Guess what we're putting in billion

583
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 4: dollars with a speed bumps?

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00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? That was the thing. Nobody ever campaign like,

585
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: nobody would campaign on speed bumps. I'm a speed bump candidate.

586
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: I reckon more speed bumps. If you will not get in, yeah,

587
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: I guarantee you will not get into What are they there?

588
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 3: They're expensive too, aren't They cost quite.

590
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: A bit of money just to bump a bit of speed.

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00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: Stupid speed.

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00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: All right, should we get the fuck out of here,

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Speaker 2: have a good weekend, Signed to you guys. Now okay,