WEBVTT - "The Sexy Camel Retires!!!"

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<v Speaker 1>Live for the Export Beer Audin's Studio and brought to you,

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<v Speaker 1>as always by Export Ultra of the Beer for here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the fifteenth of November.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you my Export Vulture.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a very good morning to James mcconey of a

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<v Speaker 1>Friday He James Monsieur.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh my god, ge Lane, what are you wearing?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's good. That's a good Sorry, sir, we're slight

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<v Speaker 4>lieutenant to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Mcony.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was down in o'hackeya last night actually with

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<v Speaker 4>Matt Heath. Got invited to the bog Rets dinner down

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<v Speaker 4>there and O hockey.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the bog Rets dinner. It's like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Junior flight kind of function, like all the junior flight

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what. Yeah, pilots, they were good, these

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<v Speaker 4>good times down there. Think it was a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>And I woke up this morning without my acc jacket,

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<v Speaker 4>and I woke up with someone else's jacket, which I

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<v Speaker 4>found out later on is flight lieutenants Sandbrooks, Oh Brooks. Yeah, Brandon,

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<v Speaker 4>Brandon Sambrook, I've got your jacket.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Senior has quite a few medals all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there are, so I like it. There's a helicopter pin,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a yellow bar, which I presume is earned, not

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<v Speaker 1>given the Crunchy. He's won the Crunchy medal for services

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<v Speaker 1>to Cabre's. Yeah. Look it's stolen veller. It is stolen vella. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you did not earn that. No, you don't have your wings?

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<v Speaker 1>And then what's that one. That's a bit of metal.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a three year service, it's just regular.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, are you flying without wings?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Look, I'm going to have to return it to

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<v Speaker 4>him at some stage, so I think coming near Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>This is their foremark kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of dining out first the number one. But I woke

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<v Speaker 4>up and looked at the back of my door. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, well, where the I get that from me?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, where's my jacket? And okay, I've had

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<v Speaker 4>recollections of swapping clothes at some stage.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, what happens in o'harky stays in a hockey?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there great New Zealanders down there. Layton and Cardy

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<v Speaker 4>looked after us.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that our top gun? There are our top gun Academy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>The best of the best down there, is it? Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>that's for all the helicopter squadrons as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got choppers.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, hell yeah, right they were good, are they in nineties?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you see hump for the wilder people.

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<v Speaker 1>One?

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<v Speaker 5>You got quite a few of them. They're pre stock

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<v Speaker 5>and they've got new herkules as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We got For the longest time thought our air force

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<v Speaker 1>consisted of a hang glodder and a spud gun.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, we've got it. Does That's part of I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they want to they want to make you

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<v Speaker 4>think that. I think it's just so they can ship

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<v Speaker 4>away down there in hockey.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was.

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<v Speaker 5>It was good fun. They're a good time down there.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a good time and no one crashed into

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<v Speaker 1>a reef. Suppose it's hard to do when you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a chat about that. I bet that. I bet their

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<v Speaker 1>bloody a lot of chat about that. I bet the

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<v Speaker 1>Armed services are a flutter. Oh yeah, yeah, the Defense Force,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, how many times you have to bow these clowns?

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny because the Air Force, the only time you

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<v Speaker 1>ever really hear about them is when the planes bloody

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<v Speaker 1>broken down and Chris Luxein's got to hop On in

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand. There was a lot of feedback about that

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, these planes do so much any missions,

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<v Speaker 4>and that like breaks down once in its headline news

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, so yeah, yeah, there's a lot of There

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<v Speaker 4>was a lot of that going on as well in

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<v Speaker 4>terms of just I mean, I felt like Matt Heath

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<v Speaker 4>and I were just the media punching beg for a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>We were happy to take the punches. Oh so they

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<v Speaker 1>were pinning everything on you that was being reported on

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<v Speaker 1>the idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they were pretty good actually, but I wasn't expecting.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a nice formal dinner, you know, got a

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<v Speaker 4>gavel and everything. You can't sit down until the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the most senior person sits down. You can't state your

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<v Speaker 4>food until they sat down and he start eating the meal.

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<v Speaker 4>And some guy walks up and drops a coin into

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<v Speaker 4>my full glass of red wine, and then the whole

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<v Speaker 4>the room stops and looks at me, and I had

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<v Speaker 4>to chug my full glass of red wine, save the king, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And then remove the coin. And I had that and

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<v Speaker 5>I had to drop in someone else's drink.

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<v Speaker 4>God dropped in my drink. Four times throughout the night.

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<v Speaker 4>I felt like I was getting picked on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you were over mate, who he cut his head

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<v Speaker 1>to bits in an angle grinding incident. The blade exploded

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<v Speaker 1>as they do. And then a couple of weeks later

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<v Speaker 1>he was playing he was at a bo and they

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<v Speaker 1>were playing that game. He put his hand over the

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<v Speaker 1>glass to cover it. When the person went to put

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<v Speaker 1>it in, the glass shattered, ripped his other hand to bits.

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<v Speaker 1>So now he's standing here like mister crabs both his hands.

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<v Speaker 3>So is it called save the King? Is it well,

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<v Speaker 3>save the Queen, Save the Queen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because yeah, because she's on the coin.

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<v Speaker 6>He's on the coin, so yeah, so that's the game,

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<v Speaker 6>Save the Queen, Save the coin.

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<v Speaker 3>They yelled at you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, and the queen yeah yeah, and then a plant

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<v Speaker 4>clap when it was all drunk as well, and then

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<v Speaker 4>I tried to do something.

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<v Speaker 5>I was we're talking about some terrible stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I suggested they still had the queen above,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like in the center of the room as

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<v Speaker 4>the head of state, and there was a real fruity

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<v Speaker 4>picture of Prince Charles somewhere else, and I said, why

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<v Speaker 4>don't we why do you swap that for the King.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I remove the queen and put the King up there?

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<v Speaker 4>And it was like the room went silent. Don't touch

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<v Speaker 4>the coin. I was like, oh, okay, don't touch that,

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<v Speaker 4>don't touch that picture. Good to us, I said, there's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of shit going on. This room's way worse

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<v Speaker 4>than me putting Prince Charles. We should be on the

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<v Speaker 4>front wall. But I think they're still holding onto queeny.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like if you took the queen's portrait down,

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<v Speaker 6>there'd be someone who come out of a little door

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<v Speaker 6>instead of attack you like a you know, and just

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<v Speaker 6>like just strip away.

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<v Speaker 3>At you and like the protector of the queen's or something,

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<v Speaker 3>the honor of the queen. Take the queen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, take it off and something explodes.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be like that I was booby trapped. I

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<v Speaker 3>was an actual booby Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he's.

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<v Speaker 5>Got a great wreck head head, wrist and power.

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<v Speaker 1>We have talked quite much. She probably still has it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking at there and say the other day

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<v Speaker 1>about whether you we think we could replace one of

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<v Speaker 1>the photos of the return serviceman on the wall with

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<v Speaker 1>our own photo and how long it would last before

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<v Speaker 1>somebody noticed it. Do you think mconte, you send the photos,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think you could know?

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<v Speaker 6>This is the weird thing. I'd actually even noticed the photos.

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<v Speaker 6>I applaud you for noticing the photos. Like you're definitely

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<v Speaker 6>a details guy, like perfect, there's some kind of ricky

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<v Speaker 6>sniper sort of working out the lay of the land.

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<v Speaker 6>But I the one thing I thought was that if

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<v Speaker 6>there was ever a quiz stuff in the room, that

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<v Speaker 6>would be your superpower. I feel like you sort of

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<v Speaker 6>walk around, you notice everything, and you're ready to go yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>Cyril Burgess, I think. And also they don't like us anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>Like we're only here because one of us is a member.

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<v Speaker 6>It might be you, and so we just put my

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<v Speaker 6>Nya's name down to say that we can drink the air,

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<v Speaker 6>and the rest of the time they barely tolerate us.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean it's just I order food. So I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like they said to go all the fact. Guy's going

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<v Speaker 6>to have something.

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<v Speaker 4>Great food, some money. And the photos black and white

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<v Speaker 4>most of them. What's the key, will you up outer?

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<v Speaker 1>Is in color?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the key.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you need to go black and white. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because you can never tell how really how old the

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<v Speaker 4>photo is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because I don't think anyone and then looks up

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<v Speaker 1>at them like you said, only someone like me would

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<v Speaker 1>even notice that they're up there.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if you put I think what would be

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<v Speaker 4>better is not yourself. I think if you put John

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<v Speaker 4>Rambo up there, or someone like a black and white

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<v Speaker 4>photo John Rambo and put it up there like that

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<v Speaker 4>would be better.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like, fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I definitely look at the honors board, all the jerseys

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<v Speaker 6>at a rugby club.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always kind of like I'll go around and say someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Played for Barbers or some rico funny name.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I like the ones that say on loan from

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<v Speaker 5>such and such.

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<v Speaker 1>You like, you take that back?

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<v Speaker 5>You take that back?

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<v Speaker 6>He's there the club, the central the central Vikings are

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<v Speaker 6>no longer.

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<v Speaker 5>The Central Vikings rip.

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<v Speaker 1>The closest I've ever come to getting my photo up

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<v Speaker 1>on a board like that was one day I got

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<v Speaker 1>confused for being an essay soldier. I think I've told

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<v Speaker 1>the story before, but I'm snuck into ben a military camp,

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<v Speaker 1>after me and a mate who lived there were on

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<v Speaker 1>the purse one night. The next morning, I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to the bathroom and went back, and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes down to breakfast, comes back up and goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's talking about this guy with scruffy facial here walking

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<v Speaker 1>around the barracks, and only people that are allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>do that are the essays. Everyone else has to be

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<v Speaker 1>clean shave. So they're all going, who's this essay S guy.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't look like a soldier. Oh, but the essays

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<v Speaker 1>guys never do. That's the thing they all blend. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I was the ESA S guy getting around Burnham

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<v Speaker 1>Military Base.

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<v Speaker 4>For where did you get caught? Eventually made a quick evac.

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<v Speaker 4>No one tried to throw hands and just test out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I won't say his name, but my friend

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<v Speaker 1>who was living there, he checked into work for the

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<v Speaker 1>sergeant or whatever. He said, go and get your new kit.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes to get his new kit, tells the guy at

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<v Speaker 1>the kit shop, I just got to duck back to

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<v Speaker 1>work real quick. Then I'll come back and grab my kit.

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<v Speaker 1>So now he's told mummy's in one place, dad, and

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<v Speaker 1>the other he's in a black hole. Comes back. We

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<v Speaker 1>played PlayStation all day, and that's what you're funding with

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<v Speaker 1>your tax paying dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>Speaking of SAS people, isn't James Tavanga's dad an SA

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<v Speaker 6>S guy or he's a military guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and also I don't miss military guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>I bumped into Willie Apiada at the fish and Chip

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<v Speaker 4>shop in Belmont about about maybe a year and a

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<v Speaker 4>half ago, does he I think his girlfriend was out there.

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<v Speaker 4>I was walking back from Aggie practice with with Ralph

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<v Speaker 4>and we popped in and very friendly him and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, how's it going, how's it heading away?

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<v Speaker 5>Be playing rugby yet?

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<v Speaker 4>And then Ralph had no idea who it was. I

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<v Speaker 4>pulled up a photo and a video later on, He's like.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, that guy's love as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a war hero. Yeah. Rugby practice was that tough?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I was like, oh yeah, my knee, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been through some tough stuff myself. All right, let

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<v Speaker 1>us take a quick break and there's plenty of sports

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about this week, and we're going to start

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<v Speaker 1>with the All Blacks. Razor has named his team, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's some dramatic stuff coming out of the French camp.

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<v Speaker 1>So quick break and we'll come back and talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the Abs this weekend. The All Blacks play the French

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<v Speaker 1>in you two will be commentating it on Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Friendly time of about nine am. Again, isn't it beautiful time?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into the All Blacks team in just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you seen the headlight that their first five?

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<v Speaker 1>I have jail bait. I can't remember, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>how to say, is actually Jaliber? Jaliber? He doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to play for the French team. Basically, the story is

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<v Speaker 1>that he was asked to come off the bench this

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<v Speaker 1>week and he said, if I'm not starting, you can

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<v Speaker 1>go knock yourself and yeah, and so he's laid his

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<v Speaker 1>arms down and surrendered and he will not be taking

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<v Speaker 1>part this weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>That's I didn't realize that. I was wondering where is Jaliber?

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<v Speaker 6>What the story was? But they've got Ramos playing first five.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's an a normal goalkicker anyway. Yeah, the problem with

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<v Speaker 6>doing a surrender as a French person as it's been

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<v Speaker 6>done before. But also that they they there's plenty of

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<v Speaker 6>people that play first five. Everyone in the French team

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<v Speaker 6>can play first five. It's pretty much all their preferred positions.

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<v Speaker 6>But even Antoine DuPont apparently his first five cover for

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<v Speaker 6>the game. So they're like, yeah, well we'll play whereas

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<v Speaker 6>new Zealand we should our pants and go who's going

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<v Speaker 6>to play ten? France are like who doesn't? Who isn't

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<v Speaker 6>going to play ten? We're all keen, they're all they

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<v Speaker 6>all fucking love to kick. You can imagine how they

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<v Speaker 6>came through. They end up in rugby. It's just they

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<v Speaker 6>couldn't kick straight enough to play football and so so yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you go to rugby because you get to kick it

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<v Speaker 6>out and you get applauded for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, like the balls do wonky anyway, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a rugby guy, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>And if you're too big and hulking, if you're sebstied shabal,

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<v Speaker 6>it's like, unless you're a really good goal that you

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<v Speaker 6>can fuck off the rugby psychopath. Yeah, if you're a

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<v Speaker 6>big psychopath, ruby rugby. If you love grabbing the tistacles,

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<v Speaker 6>yeah rugby. Yeah, football not for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's named his team as our Razer to Mighty Williams

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<v Speaker 1>and Tyra Lomax, of your props because Ethan degru is

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<v Speaker 1>still not starting. This is the third week in a

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<v Speaker 1>row and there's a headline don't fall for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>did this morning and it says Razor explains why the

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<v Speaker 1>group's not playing for the third week straight. His explanation is,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't play the last two games and so now

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<v Speaker 1>the other two are playing well enough that they are

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<v Speaker 1>in front of him. It's like, yeah, but what did

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<v Speaker 1>he do the first week? I know, every time you're

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<v Speaker 1>in here, Marconi, I keep asking you. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I've got answers for you.

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<v Speaker 6>And I just last time I said I thought he

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<v Speaker 6>strangled a duck. Apparently that is incorrect.

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<v Speaker 5>It was I ran with that.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a strong theory, and I just thought he'd be

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<v Speaker 6>the sort of guy he'd be, you know, as a

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<v Speaker 6>duck hunter. You just go, well, I haven't got my gun,

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<v Speaker 6>I'll just strangle it. Yeah, But apparently it was a

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<v Speaker 6>q few issue. It was a few and I mean

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know like there's been a coo few issues before.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that Mark Till in the Rugby World Cup?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And he mister test.

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<v Speaker 4>Who enforces the you is here like a night warden

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<v Speaker 4>that stays in the four yer with a watch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Ira is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Rely you're relying on teammates telling on you.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to GP that would be quiet. They're probably

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<v Speaker 3>the fastest side run as well. I reckon with a

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<v Speaker 3>shopping trolley and ship. You know, it's like, did you

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<v Speaker 3>see my buddy Stans from last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nine fifty nine you reached a heart of two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred bits per minute?

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<v Speaker 3>What we would do?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on your own, Yeah, going down as a bourboard street.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't do that. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the forty third arrondissement and BELLI, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>just missed your train. So yeah, yeah, you're right, Marxala

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<v Speaker 1>did miss that. I reckon it would be what's our man?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hanson? The assistant coach, Scott Hanson said his name, I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon to be he'd be sitting with a watch, lights off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. By the way, that is pure speculation. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>So if it isn't qfew, sorry, Ethan, I don't know

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<v Speaker 6>what you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we're back to the duck.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back in the dark and back to the duck. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're in the dark.

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<v Speaker 6>But the one issue is that when I saw the

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<v Speaker 6>training footage where they send this, you know, the all

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<v Speaker 6>Blecks training, two things stood out. One was dupless. He

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<v Speaker 6>was on his back and flipped up to standing like

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<v Speaker 6>a like like a gymnast.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like, oh, it's straight away.

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<v Speaker 6>He's in the oor blex for one day and he's

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<v Speaker 6>just doing all these little sort of physical tricks and

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<v Speaker 6>then maybe puppetry of the penis, I don't know. And

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<v Speaker 6>then he and then I saw Ethan the Grout walking

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<v Speaker 6>by himself in the dead ball area. I just felt sad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>What he did. I wonder what he did. I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to know. Cody Taylor's back in Scott Barrett to

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<v Speaker 1>provide the shake up at six, seven and eight, because

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<v Speaker 1>of course Sam Kaine's out. Samapenny female now comes into

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<v Speaker 1>the blind side Artie Savia to seven, which means Wallace

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<v Speaker 1>to Teddy will be playing his favorite position at number eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that just make him even better? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Gives him more chance to get his hands on the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Him off the back of the scrum could be something

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<v Speaker 6>scary for France because he's been given that wide channel,

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<v Speaker 6>which has sort of been Ardi's favorite. But they've said, well,

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<v Speaker 6>Ishi Wallace is pretty good out there, he does, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>And anyway, now he gets every single scrum move he

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<v Speaker 6>can just do just morale the way he always does.

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<v Speaker 6>I think He's kind of been given a bit of

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<v Speaker 6>a free reign anyway, because before you had like Sam

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<v Speaker 6>Kaine was just heading rucks, right yeah, and he hit

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<v Speaker 6>won too many rucks and got split open and then

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<v Speaker 6>old Artie Ardie number seven. There's really no room to hide.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a lot speaking of GPS, that'll be a lot

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<v Speaker 6>more work than number eight, I reckon. Yeah, so Wallace

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<v Speaker 6>still has a lot of freedom, which is great.

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<v Speaker 3>Summer.

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<v Speaker 6>Penny Female I think comes in because he's a big

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<v Speaker 6>unit and France always put out these behemoths. You sort

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<v Speaker 6>of think the normal sized humans and then you go, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>collectively you're just this massive kind of like glob of

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there that too lungy in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Some we all know I haven't notched in there.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not quite reached that level.

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<v Speaker 1>The he's the biggest one out all of them, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's one fifty kges or something a lock.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, fore nowe he is the first five killer,

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<v Speaker 6>right Jelley Beer probably went, I'm not playing that human scure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he does. He just goes hunting for half backs

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<v Speaker 1>first five, anyone who's under like six foot and will

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<v Speaker 1>he will obliterate you. Roygar gets to start Boden Barrett

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<v Speaker 1>and at number ten over Dmac. He's back from his

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<v Speaker 1>from his headnock. That's his jersey now, isn't it number ten?

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<v Speaker 1>You think Body?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think Body is the steady choice. He's kind

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<v Speaker 6>of the he's become a bit of a steady the

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<v Speaker 6>ship guy for them. The combo with his brother already

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<v Speaker 6>is you know, that's that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And the image of the three of them before they

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<v Speaker 1>walk out together it.

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<v Speaker 6>Makes you feel good, doesn't when they're together for the anthem,

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<v Speaker 6>those Barrett boys. But really Body is the sort of

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<v Speaker 6>guy who's been there, done that. And I think d mac,

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<v Speaker 6>even though he played bloody well in one Man in

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<v Speaker 6>the match in Dublin, I still think there's probably there's

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<v Speaker 6>some things that that they like from Bowden and it's

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<v Speaker 6>really just the when to kick some of that technical

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<v Speaker 6>stuff that they do, the distribution side of it. I

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<v Speaker 6>mean d mac was lucky with that try that Wallace

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<v Speaker 6>of t scooped up the pass on the half folly,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, and let's be honest, I think and then

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<v Speaker 6>had to scoop up Walla passes two half follies in

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<v Speaker 6>a row. So all that stuff. I think in the

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<v Speaker 6>end we're quite lucky because I think d Max is

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<v Speaker 6>the guy is gonna probably come on and win the

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<v Speaker 6>game if we're in the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a great problem they have, Yeah, great problem

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<v Speaker 1>to have. Peter Luckeye finds his way onto the bench

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<v Speaker 1>as well for the old Otherwise it's pretty standard stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in the backs. Now. Earlier this week they were talking about, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the squad's got released and then the Super Rugby squads

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<v Speaker 1>that is, and then we were talking about gold. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>it be good if there was some sort of trade

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<v Speaker 1>system in Super Rugby? And so we put our heads

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<v Speaker 1>together yesterday and thought, well, what kind of trades would

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<v Speaker 1>we do if there was like a trade window in

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<v Speaker 1>Super Rugby. We've come up with a few. They have

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<v Speaker 1>ruffled some feathers. Forty three comments and it's all what

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed is the teams. No team wants to trade

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<v Speaker 1>anyone away. That's what they get upset about. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>all the comment is a bit about.

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<v Speaker 3>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, we love him. Here's the first trade.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the Blues have three first class first five. They

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<v Speaker 1>got Perafeeder, they got Plumber. They also have Boat and Barrett.

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<v Speaker 1>Those traders trade Body Barrett to the Hurricanes for Dupless

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<v Speaker 1>see Carrife. So Carrefi comes up. He replaces basically a

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<v Speaker 1>Kiri Yuani, except they'll probably put him at seven and

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<v Speaker 1>then Papa don't preach around at six. They don't need

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<v Speaker 1>all of those first fives. The Blues and you seen

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<v Speaker 1>body Hunt and I feel like dupless coref he'd fit

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<v Speaker 1>right in at the Blues. He had really is a

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<v Speaker 1>mixtape with Mark Telea and Caleb Clark, Ryanni.

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<v Speaker 5>And you get reunited with Ricky Rictelli.

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<v Speaker 6>He's at Ford pack, all that Blues team, all around

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<v Speaker 6>with full jazz hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you think about people who are camera ready,

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<v Speaker 3>media ready.

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<v Speaker 6>You throw Duplessi in with Angus Tarvour and Caleb Clark,

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<v Speaker 6>it's like, okay, just everybody calm down and form an

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<v Speaker 6>orderly line and they'll just be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You are by.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's okay, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually got Levi are More from the Crusaders. They

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<v Speaker 1>get a log jam, they got in all they got

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<v Speaker 1>har Velly, They've now got are More. But what they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have is a decent first five. They've just brought

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<v Speaker 1>in James O'Connor from Australia. So trade LEVI are more

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<v Speaker 1>away again to the Blues. Bring Harry Plumber down to

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<v Speaker 1>christ Church. I feel like the Cans would love Harry Plumber.

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<v Speaker 6>See what you've done there is you've done it. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's presuming that the Bowden Barrett trade doesn't go ahead,

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<v Speaker 6>is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, But it's a good point because if you've got

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<v Speaker 6>plumb Dog, Stephen, Peterfetter and Bowden all on the same franchise,

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<v Speaker 6>one of them will surely want to leave. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 6>think I think that's that's a very doable trade, that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because but but they can't because the other thing

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<v Speaker 1>you remember is they've got the National Bank horse Don

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<v Speaker 1>Sullivan back at fullback. So even if you put one

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<v Speaker 1>of them back there, now you're losing him. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>a log jam.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's massive.

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<v Speaker 6>Remember that t ab event we went to and the

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<v Speaker 6>National Bank horse, he's enormous. I could see you get

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<v Speaker 6>in quite sim He got you sort of aroused in

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<v Speaker 6>the same way that they have a teaser pony that

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<v Speaker 6>comes in.

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<v Speaker 3>You were the teaser pony from the Big Stallion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you really you.

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<v Speaker 4>Drank him in when he want I dig drink him

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<v Speaker 4>and yeah, just stroking his hair like you know, it's

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<v Speaker 4>quite creepy.

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<v Speaker 6>Just and I introduced the National Bank horse to Mike Lane.

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<v Speaker 6>He just didn't say anything. He just sort of just

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<v Speaker 6>stood there like Brick from Ankerman. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 6>you're allowed to the other to say say something, land

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<v Speaker 6>was under landed landa Yeah. Lane just sort of was

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what to say. He's so impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>It was him, was it Bryce Ham? Yes, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>one another and they were all enormous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Bryce, heanes are big. He's a big barard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He's also out for the seasons. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a bit of a bummer, isn't it. The installer

0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:19.040
<v Speaker 6>Hem has gone, and so.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they need Levi L. Moore. Then Harry Plumber

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<v Speaker 1>comes out.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that trade makes the most sense because of

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<v Speaker 6>Boden's coming back. He won't want to play fall Back again.

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<v Speaker 6>He just doesn't. And so he is saying I'm a ten.

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<v Speaker 6>And then that means straight shoot out with plumb Dog. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>he's got to go somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>That'll stick plumb Dog at second five, They won't they

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<v Speaker 4>That was stick him at twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there'll be a bit of that, but they might

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<v Speaker 3>have to. I don't know. A did a j Lamb

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<v Speaker 3>play midfield? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>He looked fucking good, like when they had their title run.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got to say a j Lamb is probably the

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<v Speaker 6>biggest movement in terms of stocks going up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Was he called into the All Blacks camp or no?

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<v Speaker 3>But he was.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway he was. He was getting talked about a lot

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<v Speaker 6>old j Limb.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you think that last one makes a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of sense, least more for Harry Plummer. Yes, Now

0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:08.200
<v Speaker 1>for someones that make no fucking sense. Findlay Christie born

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<v Speaker 1>in Scotland, Scottish read here, Send them to the Edinburgh

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<v Speaker 1>of the South, send them to Otago, bring up to

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<v Speaker 1>the Blues. Who says, no.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>But they're both good players?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the makes no sense there? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to send end.

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<v Speaker 3>Did there?

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<v Speaker 6>And also with Mark Ellis as part of the ownership team,

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<v Speaker 6>the bullying that he get as well as yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 6>he'll find out what it's all about.

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<v Speaker 1>And one last one reunite Daniel and Antonine Leonart Brown

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<v Speaker 1>trade Daniel Lennart Brown up to the Chiefs and then

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<v Speaker 1>send Josh Lord down to the Landers. The Landers only

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<v Speaker 1>have three locks on contract.

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<v Speaker 6>No, get funked, there's no way we're letting go of

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<v Speaker 6>Josh Lord. We've barely seen them play. He's supposed to

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<v Speaker 6>be the next big thing. Now the sky Fabian Holland

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<v Speaker 6>is kind of overtaken him. It might be the rocket

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<v Speaker 6>up Josh Lord's us, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You've also got to provid and there's one other whose

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<v Speaker 1>name's escaping me. You've got like five locks, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a Koyoky.

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't think we've got have we got that many.

0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:19.959
<v Speaker 6>We've we've clicked out of McConnell. Jimmy Tupo is one

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<v Speaker 6>of our locks. Yes, yeah, yeah, So what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 6>is like Josh Lord would probably come and straight away

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<v Speaker 6>into that team. Nitol would be a bit gutted because

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<v Speaker 6>if it's Lord and tu A, Nitol would have to

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<v Speaker 6>reinvent himself as a locked blind side effects yeah, which

0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 6>is what he kind of wants to do. But you

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<v Speaker 6>can see from his Bad Plenty season that he's definitely

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<v Speaker 6>an eighty minute So he's pretty he's ready to go

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<v Speaker 6>all day, and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a big fizz guy. He gets the idiots, the

0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:49.720
<v Speaker 1>crew fizzed up. You've interviewed him a few times. It

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a good good year.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean again, if you threw him into the Blues,

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<v Speaker 6>then it would just be there'll be a battle for

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<v Speaker 6>the microphone. You're just like if you brought a microphone out,

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<v Speaker 6>you've flushed them out like that crunching cornflake said, I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Down to me too, Did I see a microphone?

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:08.200
<v Speaker 6>And then they all just like converge and it would

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<v Speaker 6>be ridiculous. So you can't have too many jazz hands

0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:13.720
<v Speaker 6>like performers.

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<v Speaker 3>In one team.

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<v Speaker 6>So I mean, I know that you haven't suggested trading

0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:19.879
<v Speaker 6>nil arc voy, but but you.

0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:22.359
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't know what was your what's your last trade?

0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 1>That was at the Josh Lord for Daniel Lennlebrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, me and Gelane we're etoing that, don't.

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<v Speaker 4>We absolutely don't touch the chiefs. We don't want anyone. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>actually I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure about trades, but I always feel like

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<v Speaker 6>repatriating chiefs who go away, especially when you know full

0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:45.560
<v Speaker 6>well they are from Chiefs country. So can Royguard is

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<v Speaker 6>from Cambridge, went to school in Cambridge. His granddad around

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<v Speaker 6>the sports store in Cambridge that their biggest selling item

0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 6>was cow bells and freaking red, yellow and black beanies,

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<v Speaker 6>like forget the sports gear. He was like Lutell. He

0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 6>dies and his grand son is playing for the freaking Hurricanes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry that hurts.

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:10.520
<v Speaker 6>And also Pasilio TOSSI went to Boys High and that

0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 6>is gutting. How can you not miss someone the size

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:17.159
<v Speaker 6>of Godzilla and think he might be quite good? You know,

0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:19.680
<v Speaker 6>like at some point you have to go, we could,

0:24:19.720 --> 0:24:20.800
<v Speaker 6>we could use that kid.

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't get too cute with it. Just he's huge, peck Peckham.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't find it.

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<v Speaker 3>Find a way.

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:29.399
<v Speaker 6>William Warbrick was at Boys as well, so I guess

0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 6>sometimes when you see those players who are definitely from

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:36.320
<v Speaker 6>the Muna country, so come on home quarters for roy Guard,

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<v Speaker 6>then we can't see.

0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:40.639
<v Speaker 1>No one wants to get rid of their players. This

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:44.680
<v Speaker 1>is the problem, though New Zealand's not really Maybe you

0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:45.280
<v Speaker 1>can go down there.

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<v Speaker 3>He is just the beautiful human trip.

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Tea anyway, So those are the trades. Get on there

0:24:55.000 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 1>and tell less said to go fuck themselves in the

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<v Speaker 1>like everyone else says. And just quickly before we take

0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 1>one more break Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson is on

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. How do we feel about this as an event? Mconey,

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you hate it, you love it?

0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about it.

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<v Speaker 6>But all I think is that I presume Mike Tyson

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 6>will just run at him like your fitsa, probably your

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:17.560
<v Speaker 6>senior back in the day, off the back fence for

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 6>the Warriors, for the wars, just straight at him, and

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:23.120
<v Speaker 6>if he catches him, it's over. And if he doesn't,

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 6>then I guess it's a long night for a fifty

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 6>whatever eight year old bloke. But I figured that all

0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 6>he needs to do is connect with one punch in

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:32.680
<v Speaker 6>this guy's toast.

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<v Speaker 1>R Tyson does. Ye, yes, absolutely, And that's why with

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 1>our agender tab hunch this week, they've got a special

0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:40.920
<v Speaker 1>market on for this fight. You can bet on this fight.

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's on Netflix. The market has gone

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>in sixty seconds. Either dude to get knocked out in

0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:50.959
<v Speaker 1>sixty seconds. Mike Tyson was twenty six dollars last night.

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I work up this morning he's twenty three dollars to

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 1>knock Jake Paul out in the first sixty seconds. We've

0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:57.360
<v Speaker 1>put one hundred dollars bonus bit on that nice. That's

0:25:57.359 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>how hush Mike Tyson knocks out the YouTube. I hope

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:02.600
<v Speaker 1>he does fucking YouTube. It needs to be one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Time to take one more break when we

0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:07.679
<v Speaker 1>come back. We've been talking about our headphones getting stolen

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.919
<v Speaker 1>the Big Show. We've accused the Big Show of doing it.

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>They've fired back. We need to go over this and James,

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's time for you to get out of here.

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't need to be part of this. We don't.

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>We don't want this blood on your hands. Man, you

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:19.920
<v Speaker 1>don't need to be part of this.

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 6>No, those three intense humans, they act all chilled out entertainers,

0:26:24.640 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 6>but they're not deep down. This is This is going

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.000
<v Speaker 6>to end up at a car park somewhere and it's

0:26:30.000 --> 0:26:31.920
<v Speaker 6>not going to be like a really sort of cool

0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:33.200
<v Speaker 6>music video type.

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be ugly.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we want to shelter you from this, shield

0:26:37.480 --> 0:26:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you from this, James, and we'll let you go. Thank

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:46.440
<v Speaker 1>you very much, God coming in this morning. We were

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:48.199
<v Speaker 1>just about to get James mcconi out of here, but

0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:50.399
<v Speaker 1>then we had late breaking news. We had to address that.

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 1>We had to get him back and hear James Michael Lane.

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>What have you heard?

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 4>Tim Saudi has just announced that he will retire from

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 4>Test cricket at the end the third Test against England

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:04.600
<v Speaker 4>and Hamilton. He's going to go out at his home

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 4>ground from Test cricket. So wow, James mcaine, it's quite

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 4>big news because I thought he's going to stick around,

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 4>try and get four hundred wickets and then try and

0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 4>overtake Sir Richard.

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:14.880
<v Speaker 1>But he's called time.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there must be some pressure on the Sexy

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 6>Camel and so they've probably given him an option of

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 6>doing it going out on his terms, probably their terms.

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 3>But it's kind of it's tricky because when you.

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 6>See how long James Anderson bowled for and you sort

0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 6>of think, oh, I keep myself in good neck, and

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 6>he is. He's a wiry individual, salvy, and I sort

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 6>of feel like he's not. He's never put on weight

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 6>at all, and so you'd think like physically he'd be okay.

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.879
<v Speaker 6>But maybe it's just all those other guys just knocking

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 6>on the door and now it's signed for the Sexy

0:27:46.600 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 6>Camel to bow out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's thirty five. Yeah, you said you thought he might

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:53.239
<v Speaker 1>try and track down four hundred. He's not far off.

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Is he Nah, he's not. Is he three to ninety something?

0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:57.879
<v Speaker 4>He is this, he's got the second highest. He's just

0:27:57.920 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 4>overtook for Tory. But I mean rich Hadley's what he's

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:04.159
<v Speaker 4>at four hud and thirty two I think unassailable for

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 4>thirty one. Yeah, I think potentially he's looked at that

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:09.920
<v Speaker 4>and going ooh, it's another forty odd fifty odd Test wickets.

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Is it a case of I mean, it's always shocking

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:14.360
<v Speaker 1>when this happens, But I mean, here is thirty five

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, that's about how long a professional.

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Athlete career goes for.

0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Is it a case of jumping before his push? Did

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.280
<v Speaker 1>he not want to get Wagnant or has he been wagnerd?

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:26.119
<v Speaker 4>He's been given a better option than where Yeah, Wag's

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 4>got got he That was ugly?

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was messy and ugly. That that whole thing.

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 6>The thing is he's going to be an all time great.

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:36.720
<v Speaker 6>He goes into the pantheon of greats. He will probably

0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:40.479
<v Speaker 6>be debated about in the in the Greatest eleven you know,

0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 6>KII eleven of all time? Obviously, Paddles goes right in

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 6>there with a bullet and maybe it's a battle between

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 6>him and his good mate lovely Trenty. So he's I

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 6>think the thing is he's been there since he's young

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 6>age lane.

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so many nineteen year old.

0:28:56.800 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and I think Ricky Ponting took him up big

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 6>time when he played one of his first tests and

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 6>knows this kid Saudi is going to be good and

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.560
<v Speaker 6>we said, we don't need you to tell us, thanks Ricky,

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 6>whatever will decide, and Ricky was right.

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was very very good, very good. Would he

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:15.360
<v Speaker 1>be in the Rushmore of New Zealand bowlers? Do you

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 1>think it'll be Paddles like you said it'll be. It'd

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<v Speaker 1>probably be Vitty, it would be Bolton Saudi. Yeah, am

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<v Speaker 1>I missing anyone with there's four faces on Mount Rushmore?

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<v Speaker 5>I think I think that's about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think that is it.

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<v Speaker 6>Because he's got long jevity, greatness, Tim Soudi because you know,

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 6>Shane Bond, if he had a full career, was probably

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 6>going to break some serious records, but he never.

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 3>Played long enough.

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<v Speaker 6>And and I mean, yeah, i'd say Saudi's up there.

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:46.000
<v Speaker 6>I mean World Test champion, right, yeah, all those accolades

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 6>go to him. So I think, yeah, he's on he's

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<v Speaker 6>on the Mount Rushmore, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going to be sad. What do we do

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 1>lane to market? In that final test in Hamilton? We

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>need to get hold of a camel.

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we do ga straight away.

0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 6>This is your marketing brain just kicking in the gear.

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 6>This is what we need. If you don't get a camel,

0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 6>everyone will be disappointed. I think that you've failed.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know there must be something other than has

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<v Speaker 5>this Hamilton Zoo have a camel?

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 6>Will you start with Hamilton Zoo? But there is a

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 6>circus company that's based around in the White Coats or is.

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 3>It the Weaver Brothers? Oh yeah, is that a that's

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 3>a white.

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I haven't seen a lot of I mean, just thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about it, I haven't seen any in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>Not in New Zealand. No, actually actually done off. I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen a camel in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 6>Damn in Australia be so easy Middle East just grabbing

0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 6>off the back of a trailer man, your bloody crash

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 6>and take corner too quick.

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>So camel farmers and Wakata Ridge out.

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<v Speaker 6>Tim Saudi memory. I mean I'm just thinking Eden Park.

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 6>When when England turned up and they just he just

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 6>mowed through them.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that was a whispect. There was Wellington and that

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 5>the World Cup when he got five wickets.

0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 6>I'm thinking that Test where England bear I just did

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<v Speaker 6>on the school board. It was just Saudi and Bolt

0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 6>just coming at them. For me, it was it was

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 6>well coming all over them. World Cup, tearing them a

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 6>new one in Wellington and thirty thousand people chanting Saudi.

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:17.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, and it was one of the greats and

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 4>he was just absolutely ripping through them. He got five

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 4>wickets I think before is like sixth over that. That's

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 4>going to be an enduring memory for me. And just

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 4>him hitting sixes. Yeah, he's got the coolest record. He's

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 4>got heaps of Test wickets and I think he's number one.

0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 1>He's got the most.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 5>Test match sixes in the world or batsman, Is that right?

0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think he.

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 4>Overtook I think he overtook someone on that tour. So

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:43.440
<v Speaker 4>he hits sixes, gets wickets, why not?

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:44.160
<v Speaker 5>Why not?

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 1>My favorite memory of Tim Salde he wants chipped Me

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 1>and Jeremy Well's backyard. We were filming this thing a

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago and I was just bowling and

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 1>bowling and bowling because you know when you film me,

0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>you're going to take a million takes. We couldn't quite

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>get it right. So I've been bowling non stop for

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 1>a good couple of hours. Saudi shows up, sits down

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 1>at a bean bag right next to her on bowling, and

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm puffing, and he goes, It's not that easy, is it.

0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>So next time you're sitting in there commentating and I's

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:11.520
<v Speaker 1>just remember, Tim.

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 3>You've been worn.

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 4>Sorry I did exaggerate. He's in the top He's in

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 4>the top six.

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 5>So only people above Tim Southey in the most sixes.

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 4>And tests is Jaq Cullis, Chris Gail, Adam Girl, Chris,

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 4>Brendan mcallum and Ben Stokes. And then there's Tim Southey.

0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:29.640
<v Speaker 4>Below him is Brenda Say, wagg Roi Shahama, Brian Lara,

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 4>Chris Kens, Yeah, Angelo Matthews, Viv Richards, Andrew.

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 6>Flintoff, Sov, Richards war Man.

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:38.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>That was before helmets were invented.

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 6>V is the best of all of those batters that

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 6>you just that you just read out. I think, I mean,

0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:47.160
<v Speaker 6>I can't remember that at the top. Gil Chris would

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 6>like to think he's the man, but Richards.

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So yeah, Tim Sauvie, it's good that he chirped you.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 6>He fun fact about Tim Souvey is that he's from Northland,

0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.960
<v Speaker 6>north from farm Boy and when they first divided up

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 6>the Super Rugby boundaries, Northland were part of the Chiefs.

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.400
<v Speaker 6>It was a weird Northland and North Harbor were Chiefs

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 6>manna and so he as an Awthland kid, he goes, okay,

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:14.000
<v Speaker 6>that's my team. I'm a Chiefs guy. They redropped the

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 6>Brown Jues pretty early in his life and you know

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.640
<v Speaker 6>it became Blues. But he was like, no Chiefs for life,

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 6>and so he is a massive chief still.

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 3>I die fan.

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 6>Lives in Cambridge now, of course. But yeah, so he

0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 6>just stayed, stayed the course. And there was only one

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 6>Northland player in chief in the Chiefs team at that.

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 3>Time, Glenn Taylor. I think, oh yeah, the logo.

0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Lock yeah anyway powerful. Well, I'll be sorely missed. But

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>that is a huge bomb. We had to address it here.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a big woj bomb from you, mate.

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:43.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a huge woje bomb. All right, we'll get you

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:45.800
<v Speaker 1>out of here, James, because his blood's about to be

0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>spelled here Okay, yesterday on the podcast where we talked

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>about how our headphones are always missing. We'll get to

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the developments from this morning Lane that we're looking at here,

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>but before we do. After we said that one of

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.719
<v Speaker 1>the biggest listeners to the podcast is Mike Minogue. He

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 1>brought it up on their podcast yesterday. They played out

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 1>the full clip of us saying that they always steal

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 1>our headphones, and they sent through their response, which I

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 1>have edited for time here and I would like to

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>play because there's some inconsistencies in the response that they've

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>sent back at us, so I would like to go

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>through those with you right now. So this is what

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 1>they had to say that is utter bullshit, bullshit.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 5>We don't do that.

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.399
<v Speaker 7>At any point, we could point out that we each

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:31.920
<v Speaker 7>have our own headphones which we keep in a secure location,

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:35.319
<v Speaker 7>and we never touch those acc ones other than to

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 7>borrow them.

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:40.360
<v Speaker 1>We never touched them other than to borrow them. We

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:43.439
<v Speaker 1>never touched them other than to borrow them. Suspicious. That's

0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 1>point one in this SBU case that we're put into

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>get against them. They went on to say this we.

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 3>Very Quinet, they very Quinet.

0:34:49.960 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Let us use the studio very grateful for that. So

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:54.240
<v Speaker 1>they admit they.

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 4>Use our studio and they're not grateful. What have you

0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:00.759
<v Speaker 4>received from them to show gratefulness?

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Just this bollocking, that's all that. The tirade continues. Can

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:06.839
<v Speaker 1>I just.

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:11.399
<v Speaker 8>Say that probably what a year and a half ago, Jace,

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:14.280
<v Speaker 8>you might have been guilty of borrowing some of the headphones.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.240
<v Speaker 1>So they openly admit they have been stealing our headphones

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 1>up until a year and a half ago.

0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:23.839
<v Speaker 4>And in this morning, yeah, can we get to this morning?

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, We'll get to this morning. So

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>they sat up until a year and a half ago

0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:30.880
<v Speaker 1>they were They openly admit they were stealing the headphones.

0:35:30.920 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 1>They continue shocking, man, until we.

0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 8>Sat down with our head of radio, Hodak. We had

0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 8>a meeting and we said, can we just have our

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:38.920
<v Speaker 8>own headphones please?

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.279
<v Speaker 7>It's surprising and how many meetings you have to get

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:43.320
<v Speaker 7>at a radio station to get your own headphones.

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 8>All right, we had all seven of them and one

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:47.840
<v Speaker 8>zoom meeting and we've got our own headphones.

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>They put their own headphones now, so they admit they

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't have headphones up until the end. Now, I think

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 1>this is as good at times inning to address what's

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:56.280
<v Speaker 1>happened just this morning?

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we needed some headphones. They were missing.

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 1>They were missing. Where the fuck were they went and

0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 1>had a look, didn't you? Where did you find the

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking hedache studio? Now what do they say on the

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 1>side of them acc property? This is starting to get ridiculous.

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 1>They carry it on. They then started questioning our character.

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:16.439
<v Speaker 8>That is just for them to throw shit out there

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 8>like that. It just goes to show what a low grade,

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 8>subpar product they are actually making.

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Those glasshouses. And finally, Jason Hoyt had this threat to issue.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 9>You know, you know what I want to say to

0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 9>those those guys, Say it to my face lamee, yeah, Mania, Stuart,

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:40.399
<v Speaker 9>say it to my face pal, Yeah, and then we'll

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 9>see who comes out on top. All right, The Lames

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 9>Sport Bloody podcast, crappy nonsense.

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, you could have finished a bit strong.

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:54.320
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I st r undo, Yeah, on expletives and stuff.

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm tired. It's been a long day play dating holes

0:36:57.280 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 5>of gold.

0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:00.320
<v Speaker 4>For God's sake, well, firstly to say it face to

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 4>face and have to get on my knees.

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Secondly, you guys don't show up till like four in

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the afternoon and.

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.560
<v Speaker 5>You pre recording your out by half five, So when.

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Are we supposed to come in and say it to

0:37:09.800 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 1>your face? So I think this afternoon, I am going

0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 1>to just shirt front Jase when he walks in and

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 1>slam him up against the wall. Where are my fucking headphones? Jays?

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we had we had to return fire. And

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, Manogil, listen to this.

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 4>I think you should sweep the leg because he's got

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 4>he's got toothpecks.

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 5>For legs, and if you sweat the legs, you'd break

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:28.399
<v Speaker 5>both of them.

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Like we said at the start of the podcast yesterday,

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:32.239
<v Speaker 1>you're only going to start one scrap. You only have

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:34.439
<v Speaker 1>to do it once and then the president is set.

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.839
<v Speaker 1>So they're gonna try and get me on the show

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 1>this afternoon fill a break because they can't feel whole

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 1>radio show by themselves. It's fine. I guarantee you they'll

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:43.879
<v Speaker 1>try and ask me to come on. I'm not going

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 1>to oh bit the pub, so I'll slag us off.

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>We'll play that out on Monday Untoy weekend. Chune in

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 1>to Lane and mccarony on the commentary on Sunday morning.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise we'll see you on Monday.

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