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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for the fourth of September.
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Speaker 1: A lot of moving parts this morning, a lot of
Speaker 1: moving parts and there's been a lot of edmund to
Speaker 1: get this podcast off the ground. It involved the Metton
Speaker 1: Jerry Show. So to explain what's going on, let's play
Speaker 1: a bit of the Metton Jerry podcast for this morning.
Speaker 3: Hey, gooda mate, you're on air on the met and
Speaker 3: Jerry Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a Dame Lisa Carrington
Speaker 3: coming in. She's running a bit late and she needs
Speaker 3: to get a flavor first. And Stacey Morrison's got a
Speaker 3: heart out, So it's the right if we push the
Speaker 3: Gender podcast back to about ten fifteen. No heart on
Speaker 3: jokes please. Oh he's got a heart out as well.
Speaker 3: Oh you're filming? What time you filming in the studio.
Speaker 3: I'm filming in the studio.
Speaker 4: You're filming in the studio, not me, you are? What
Speaker 4: are we filming? Blake? If you need to go. Seriously,
Speaker 4: you can go.
Speaker 5: We'll come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you have you got to.
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: You go because otherwise I've got a hard and we'll
Speaker 3: get Stacey Morrison. She's got a heart out.
Speaker 5: Yeah I know, I know.
Speaker 4: Can you put him on speaker please?
Speaker 3: Actually sorry, I'll put you on speaker.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? I've got you're on speaking.
Speaker 6: I can't hear whoever that is?
Speaker 3: How did you know that?
Speaker 5: Pim Andyah?
Speaker 3: And yeah, so what what what are what are our time?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: What pressure is on us around the Gender Podcast time wise?
Speaker 6: We are using the same studio to film other stuff, so.
Speaker 1: We need to start at about ten forty bloody?
Speaker 3: All right, okay, well it sounds like I've got I'm
Speaker 3: gonna actually probably go and do that.
Speaker 4: Now what are you Why don't you do that now?
Speaker 5: The Fantasy draft tonight?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready and prepared for the.
Speaker 4: Look, why are you go and do it now?
Speaker 3: I guess we've got fifteen minutes with the UNI podcast
Speaker 3: along in fifteen minutes, mate.
Speaker 4: Not really know. If you don't want it to.
Speaker 5: Be, it shouldn't be, but unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Should we got hard on it. Now you go hard,
Speaker 3: take a while to fire at him up though, won't it?
Speaker 8: What a fleet for Haley doing with it's covering.
Speaker 4: Okay, look, you're wasting time. Just do it now, your muppets.
Speaker 3: Can we do a co just put can we just
Speaker 3: do it? Can we just do a cove and put
Speaker 3: this out on the on the gender feat.
Speaker 5: Than what we're about.
Speaker 4: Look if we can get in. Okay, Oh you're not here.
Speaker 3: No, he's he's over there over the way. All right, okay,
Speaker 3: we thanks, thanks for understanding. All right, Sam, you've got
Speaker 3: the clutch the NFL Fantasy Draft.
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus big filming.
Speaker 3: No, no that's not.
Speaker 4: What do you filming?
Speaker 3: That's not till five?
Speaker 4: What do you filming?
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about filming.
Speaker 4: Is Lauren involved again? I hope? So yeah, Okay, we'll
Speaker 4: be back with Dame Lisa Carrington in just a moment.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is listening in amussle, and we're back.
Speaker 9: No we're not. No, we're not back. It's no, no,
Speaker 9: we're back. We're we're out again.
Speaker 4: We're not.
Speaker 3: There's no Lisa's no sign.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not we're not. She said, flavor, that's
Speaker 4: not here, that's not here. Flavor.
Speaker 3: Flavor is snuffling it.
Speaker 4: We're not back. She's snuffling her Hey, we're not back.
Speaker 4: I back. No, you're not. You're not meant to be back.
Speaker 3: So as the mikes. The mike's on. Yeah, we've just hit.
Speaker 10: Thirty minutes in this podcast.
Speaker 4: We're not back.
Speaker 3: This isn't aboard.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, we're not back. Why are we not doing.
Speaker 3: We've actually got We're not back at the moment. Can
Speaker 3: we bring us back?
Speaker 4: Now? We're bad.
Speaker 3: We're not actually bad. I've got something to say. We've
Speaker 3: finally got a market. A yest, Dame Lisa Carrington. This
Speaker 3: is a real feather in our cat and we've made
Speaker 3: a whole. This is just turning into an absolute chamaz.
Speaker 8: Can I just point out one thing for you, Jerry
Speaker 8: and Mash. The person that got the lead on this
Speaker 8: interview was not me. It was Matt Heath. Oh wow,
Speaker 8: you got the.
Speaker 4: Leader organized another shitter organizing this.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, I knew, and you had these other things
Speaker 3: to do. I knew that someone so classic of you
Speaker 3: looks one of us is fucked up. Who it is
Speaker 3: doesn't really matter. Let's just accept that one of us
Speaker 3: has booked five things at the same.
Speaker 4: Drigs for you used to do. You had the chamos
Speaker 4: with Norman Ohler in a zoom.
Speaker 3: Well, would it kill people to film me while I'm
Speaker 3: doing this podcast while I'm doing another podcast at the
Speaker 3: same time. Why do I have to be what do
Speaker 3: I have to be shunted from pillar to post all
Speaker 3: the time? Why can't we Why can't Lisa Carrington, the
Speaker 3: nice Stewart and whatever advertising I'm filming all happened like concurrently,
Speaker 3: Like you know when you when you get sentences, you
Speaker 3: serve sentences concurrently.
Speaker 9: The good thing is, through the magic of podcasts, we
Speaker 9: can take a break and we'll be back with Lisa
Speaker 9: Carrington in just a.
Speaker 3: Moment and a night.
Speaker 4: We're back. Boys, No, we don't have Lisa yet.
Speaker 3: So that's the people I listen to it don't know
Speaker 3: that every time we go away, we're away for ten
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes, and we come back and then nothing. Nothing's
Speaker 3: changed me anyway. The only thing that's changing is the
Speaker 3: amount of pressure that's building.
Speaker 9: The good thing is we've playing lots of heads, So
Speaker 9: since there there's all this pressure building, I feel like
Speaker 9: we should just dial in on the problem.
Speaker 3: The problem is when we're playing lots of eds area,
Speaker 3: we're advertising other podcasts generally in those heads we'd ways,
Speaker 3: so we're actually doing a lot of damage to the pot.
Speaker 4: Okay, so, Mesha, you've got some notes you have taken,
Speaker 4: have you written?
Speaker 10: Well, we've just been going for so long that I
Speaker 10: feel like we should probably run a bit of a
Speaker 10: refresher on the line of questioning.
Speaker 5: We're going to dame you vape?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so kicking things off with do you on a
Speaker 10: hone slash? Do you vapes less? Are you're still on
Speaker 10: the hons? Just let me know and here you go
Speaker 10: and your partials over today and then.
Speaker 9: We're not calling her dame by the way, that's not
Speaker 9: her name is not Dame Lisa.
Speaker 3: Have some like is it Dane Lisa? Like my my
Speaker 3: brother law Dane.
Speaker 4: Dame Lisa, Dame Lisa?
Speaker 3: Did you just single Dave Lisa in?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 10: Then the second question, Oh god, okay, we've got my
Speaker 10: nice Stewart that is Storming not the right human?
Speaker 3: Can we tell break and Storming in from the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 9: Take a break and we'll be back with from the
Speaker 9: Agenda Podcast in just a moment.
Speaker 5: We took that break. Thank you very much for that.
Speaker 5: I needed the brother I wouldn't. I'm storming in.
Speaker 6: So apparently it's you that actually is filming this morning
Speaker 6: in the same studio we're using for the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 6: all I know is that the whole studio has been
Speaker 6: set up for some sort of video shoot.
Speaker 3: What could we shoot the Could we record the Agenda
Speaker 3: podcast in here? Because she's not making it in today
Speaker 3: for some reason.
Speaker 4: Here's here's my here's my calendar for.
Speaker 5: The day, its events.
Speaker 4: We're off to nothing.
Speaker 1: Jeremy has no event, so I thought that he had
Speaker 1: to be in the studio filming upthing, so we couldn't
Speaker 1: do the podcast then. But actually it turns out that
Speaker 1: it's Jerry.
Speaker 3: You can't y, you can't book the Agenda podcast studio, Well,
Speaker 3: we've got no podcast, has got.
Speaker 5: Look now, hang on, no event. So Jerry's saying no events.
Speaker 5: I'm hearing Jerry is supposed to be in there. I
Speaker 5: thought you were supposed to be the event. Where does
Speaker 5: Stacey Morrison come into this, because she's.
Speaker 6: Got a hard out shake he Stacey's got a hard out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a hard.
Speaker 3: I think what we do is you staying here for
Speaker 3: the Lisa Carrington interview and we donate that into the
Speaker 3: Agenda podcast.
Speaker 6: Okay, and then you go into the other studio and
Speaker 6: do Jerry's filming for them.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you and me meet up and we'll do the
Speaker 3: starting the end of the Gender podcast.
Speaker 5: Okay, Matthae, if you could check an event in Jerry's calendar.
Speaker 9: I've got no events from there at the moment, So
Speaker 9: if we take a break and then when we come back,
Speaker 9: we will have arranged everything.
Speaker 3: This is a real look, pind the curtains of how
Speaker 3: complex it is to be a broadcaster in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: A lot of moving parts.
Speaker 4: It's god man, we've been pulled on.
Speaker 3: No one told me about Stacey Morrison's heart out. That's
Speaker 3: the problem.
Speaker 9: No, that's working around another brand that's even more difficult.
Speaker 1: And the other thing is you got the immovable object
Speaker 1: of Dame Lisa Carrington, the gut and the boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she seems to be she seems to be pretty
Speaker 3: fast in the K one five hundred, but not very
Speaker 3: fast at getting around the interview ship.
Speaker 5: We just not do that, Ben Lisa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesus, but we'll be happy about it.
Speaker 3: If we've been Lisa after talking about her coming in
Speaker 3: for thirty minutes and what's it going to do to
Speaker 3: our listenership.
Speaker 4: It's not a great look for us or what not?
Speaker 6: A great lo Man, Lane, come in here and we'll
Speaker 6: talk to Lisa as well, and then we'll just call
Speaker 6: that the Engender podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I thought I was on the Judo podcast.
Speaker 3: It's Lane on it as well today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lane's on it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get Lane in here as well. But then
Speaker 3: that can you see we get dogs with one, but
Speaker 3: she's going to get confronted with six dudes for.
Speaker 4: An It's not the first time. Remember Julian Gender.
Speaker 3: We can we interviewed Julian Jender with so much KFC
Speaker 3: and so much alcohol in his system and six guys
Speaker 3: around the.
Speaker 9: Desk vegetarians as ye yeah, just shocking bo in the
Speaker 9: studio that afternoon.
Speaker 10: Oh man fronting the easy to confuse. That woman out
Speaker 10: there for Lisa, but that's not Lisa.
Speaker 5: Well, should we get that woman in here as well
Speaker 5: to interview Lisa.
Speaker 6: Then it would be good to have her thoughts. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 6: otherwise it's six dudes. You know, we need a fear
Speaker 6: and balance. Actually, good point, Okay, all right. Well, her,
Speaker 6: I'll go and round up everyone that I could find.
Speaker 3: The one that looks like should we NFL fantasy Draft
Speaker 3: at the same time.
Speaker 5: Well, that's a good point because we're gonna have to
Speaker 5: fit that in as well.
Speaker 3: If you get twelve people in Tom Harper, Tom Halfer's wife,
Speaker 3: Tom Happer's.
Speaker 1: Dad, well they're in Edinburgh, but then we also got
Speaker 1: Chris and Lizzer in Chicago, so if we could wire
Speaker 1: them all. Look, Jerry, I'd love to have no beds
Speaker 1: in my calendar. But there's a lot of moving parts
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: We've got Spooge in the fantasy draft tonight. He's been
Speaker 3: drinking all day. Ship, what's here while he's been drinking
Speaker 3: all day? And it's only.
Speaker 1: Do we need to tell Lisa's Dame Lisa Carrington that
Speaker 1: actually Spooge is wasted right now and he's on his
Speaker 1: way over, but he could be way late, so we
Speaker 1: need we need to wait for him. But Stacey Morrison
Speaker 1: does have a heart out.
Speaker 3: Spooge has got a hard end.
Speaker 4: Can we get mister Marcy to reason? Taro cards, I'm
Speaker 4: here for Dame Resa.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: And the long short of all of that is it's
Speaker 1: me and Lane doing the podcast this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good morning, Lane morning. I need to have a
Speaker 5: shower after that. Great, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, all right, So we are again
Speaker 1: on YouTube, or they're not today because there's so much
Speaker 1: filming going on in the studio for a very top
Speaker 1: secret project that will let you know about in due course.
Speaker 1: But what I wanted to address right at the top
Speaker 1: of this podcast, which is ironically halfway through this podcast,
Speaker 1: is the young couple who have bought a house and
Speaker 1: found two hundred and thirty two thousand dollars hidden in
Speaker 1: the roof space.
Speaker 5: Would they gave it to the police? They did, very
Speaker 5: honest of them, very honest of them.
Speaker 1: Should they be allowed to get well, before we even
Speaker 1: get to should they be allowed to keep it?
Speaker 5: Would you have told the police about it? Do you
Speaker 5: know what part?
Speaker 6: I did have a good think about this when I
Speaker 6: read the story, and I was wondering, would they come
Speaker 6: back and get it?
Speaker 5: That would be my worry.
Speaker 6: Is someone and there's missing quarter of a million dollars cash?
Speaker 5: Yes, where is it?
Speaker 6: It's then that place we used to rent, But this
Speaker 6: young couple are in there now, Yes, well go get it.
Speaker 5: That would be my worry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they would come and you'd go, what money,
Speaker 6: And then they would play ot a.
Speaker 5: Shotgun and go the money that was in the roof,
Speaker 5: don't lie, I spend it on hockins. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 5: with you. I don't think people would come.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Apparently they did some sort of forensic analysis of it
Speaker 1: and figured out that it was put in there somewhere
Speaker 1: around twenty eighteen.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, no, that's fine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So then on on they should be able to
Speaker 6: keep it because a good friend of the acc yes,
Speaker 6: he will remain nameless, he found over one hundred thousand
Speaker 6: dollars worth of gold in the walls of his house
Speaker 6: he was renovating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, new house he just bought, right, and he knocked
Speaker 5: the wall down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and holy shit, hundreds of thousands of dollars with gold,
Speaker 6: and he catched it in and helped him pay for
Speaker 6: his renot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No questions were asked there because it was gold. Is
Speaker 6: like not many drug dealers of working in gold. We
Speaker 6: don't know that that's good be yeah, and so that's why.
Speaker 6: So they told the police, hey, we've found this cash,
Speaker 6: and the police have then seized it so they are
Speaker 6: allowed to legally seize money that they believed to be
Speaker 6: from the proceeds of crime. It's quite clear that this
Speaker 6: is probably from the proceeds of crime, but the couple were.
Speaker 5: Saying, well, hang on, we don't know that. You don't
Speaker 5: know where this has come from.
Speaker 6: Is the hard evidence that it's because it could just
Speaker 6: be a chronic saver, that's right now.
Speaker 1: I think the most glearing evidence that it's proceeds of
Speaker 1: drug dealing is that it is predominantly in fifty dollar notes,
Speaker 1: because if you were to withdraw two hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash, you're probably going to get it
Speaker 1: all in hundreds.
Speaker 5: You want it and rather fid don't you? Yeah, so
Speaker 5: it's And the other thing is that they were all
Speaker 5: rolled up.
Speaker 1: They weren't, but I think twenty thousand of it was
Speaker 1: in twenty dollar notes.
Speaker 5: The rest was all in fifties. Yeah, okay, that's that's probably.
Speaker 1: But then so the couple's defense, or their lawyer's defense,
Speaker 1: and I think it's is they didn't know that when
Speaker 1: they bought the house. This is it wasn't It's not
Speaker 1: the proceeds of crime to them. No, So For example,
Speaker 1: if you buy a car off a drug dealer, you
Speaker 1: didn't know they were a drug dealer, your car won't
Speaker 1: get repossessed. Yeah, because the cops found out that they
Speaker 1: are a drug dealer.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, the lawyer argued, and this is the best defense
Speaker 1: I've heard. If the IID collects taxes from a drug
Speaker 1: dealer or a gang, do they then have to return
Speaker 1: that money if they found out that it came from
Speaker 1: drug dealers or gangs.
Speaker 5: No, they do not. So if that's the case, then
Speaker 5: these guys get to keep the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. They bought the house as were as. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, and I think that. But what I would
Speaker 1: do now Their names haven't been released because obviously they
Speaker 1: don't want whoever's looking for this two hundred and thirty thousand.
Speaker 5: Dollars to find out it's them.
Speaker 1: Although if you are missing two hundred and thirty thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: like you now know, oh shit, they found it. It
Speaker 1: was still in the house from twenty eighteen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's right. I mean, there's probably a meeting
Speaker 6: going on somewhere where I.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, that's where it is.
Speaker 1: But what I would do if I was them, is
Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy dumb shit that the people who are
Speaker 1: looking for the money could come and grab. No, because
Speaker 1: my first instinct is a pristine seventy two kingswood.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, what you do? And look, two hundred
Speaker 6: and thirty two thousand was found? Yeah, really probably three hundred.
Speaker 5: But they've skimmed and I hope they have skimms seventy
Speaker 5: grand off that. It's like when they find nine bags
Speaker 5: of cocaine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what you want to do here? And this is
Speaker 6: my advice for anyone trying to wash any money. There's
Speaker 6: just been on boring stuff like groceries and petrol.
Speaker 5: Put it my mortgage.
Speaker 6: No, because you can't go to the bank and go
Speaker 6: here's one hundred grand cash, because that sets off the alarms.
Speaker 5: You've got it.
Speaker 6: You've got to drip feed into the economy. You've got
Speaker 6: to basically, what would you spend cash on? Are going
Speaker 6: out in the piss petrol groceries?
Speaker 1: Bro Imagine if you were just like ki we dude
Speaker 1: blows two hundred and thirty grand one night on the
Speaker 1: purse and everyone what is he rich?
Speaker 6: No, he was just trying to get rid of some
Speaker 6: thirty money. Like he's just brought a new house. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but he's not right rich rich And it turns out
Speaker 6: you found two hundred and thirty K.
Speaker 1: I don't think if I walked out of here and
Speaker 1: you gave me twenty four hours to spend two hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty k on the pass, I don't think I
Speaker 1: could do it.
Speaker 6: Ah, well, the casinos closed, Yeah, yeah, I mean casino
Speaker 6: is another place to wash it.
Speaker 5: But they're very, very aware.
Speaker 6: Yeah that so I think that's why you know, your supermarket's,
Speaker 6: your petrol stations.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just your general kind of expenses.
Speaker 6: But that's going to be hard, just drip feeding that
Speaker 6: into the into your kind of daily life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. There'll be ways to launder it. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that they should have to give that
Speaker 1: money back.
Speaker 5: Keep it.
Speaker 6: God it to make you nervous. They'd be looking over
Speaker 6: your shoulder. I don't know, that's the only problem. It's
Speaker 6: a bit yeah, every day for the rest of your life.
Speaker 6: The Greatest New Zealander.
Speaker 1: The first of the semifinals, right, the first of the
Speaker 1: semifinals was yesterday. And actually just saw one of these
Speaker 1: people out in the four Lisa Carrington versus Charles I
Speaker 1: saw Charles Upham just outside the thinking before I came
Speaker 1: in here. Cratony's yander No. So the first semifinals yesterday,
Speaker 1: Lisa is Upham and the stats are in on the
Speaker 1: Instagram post fifty seven, the judges scored the fight fifty seven.
Speaker 5: Forty three to Upham.
Speaker 1: Upham on the Instagram story somehow, the judges scored the
Speaker 1: fight fifty four to forty six Carrington who then in
Speaker 1: the Facebook comments, the judges scored the fight sixty four
Speaker 1: to thirty six.
Speaker 5: Up and for your winner by split decision.
Speaker 6: Charles up him Ah, the goat and the boat's gone down.
Speaker 1: This is probably why she wouldn't look me in the
Speaker 1: eye when she was walking through the office.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and while she's doing a PR, he's basically reacting
Speaker 6: to that result by doing a round of PR. Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's trying to whitewash, trying to whitewash the results by
Speaker 6: going around all the radio stations here. She's in every
Speaker 6: radio station and I was just looking through the It's
Speaker 6: unfair on Charles. He can't be in here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's he supposed to do.
Speaker 6: She's got all of her medals in a bag out.
Speaker 5: There, just a shopping bag.
Speaker 1: It looks like she's pulled a hundred undersized power out
Speaker 1: of the os and taking it in and given it
Speaker 1: to Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 5: And he was pouring through them. So yeah.
Speaker 1: So unfortunately that's the end for Lisa Carrington. And that's
Speaker 1: presumably why she's not on this podcast.
Speaker 6: No, and everyone else's Yeah, and she's on everyone else's.
Speaker 5: And then tomorrow today today rather sorry big one. Today
Speaker 5: it is Richie mccaugh versus Sir Edmund Hillary.
Speaker 6: I saw a great comment first up saying I'm going
Speaker 6: to have to go siahed I've never done a rail
Speaker 6: with Richie McCay's face on it. I've never rolled out
Speaker 6: Richie mccau's face and done a rail, So Saren gets
Speaker 6: my vote.
Speaker 5: I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: I do kind of feel like it should count against
Speaker 1: him that he's already on the five dollar note, because
Speaker 1: at the end of this we want a campaign for
Speaker 1: whoever's the winner.
Speaker 5: De ended up on the twenty dollars. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 5: I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: I just think Richie, we pride ourselves on a rugby
Speaker 1: you know, being a rugby country, and he's won two
Speaker 1: World Cups, like Sir Edmund Hillary, did climb that mountain.
Speaker 5: Any gyp boted up the Ganges?
Speaker 1: Ship gip boted up the Gandy's not Sarah Gandy's, the
Speaker 1: ge the mc Gandy's. Siah Gandy used to work in
Speaker 1: this building. And then Tom Harper walked into the studio.
Speaker 1: I know that's nude, and then we never saw her
Speaker 1: back in this building again. He ended her career with us.
Speaker 6: Well, little did I know that he was doing some
Speaker 6: pre work before he went into that studio. Yeah, he
Speaker 6: walked into a vacuum cleaner on his back, one of
Speaker 6: those backpack vacuum clean It's completely nude.
Speaker 5: And he had a let's just say he had a
Speaker 5: half mongrel. He was on the way up. What the
Speaker 5: fuck were we talking about going up the Ganges? Yeah,
Speaker 5: not the Gandys.
Speaker 1: And he also, you know, drove attracted to the North Poll.
Speaker 1: He did a whole lot of outlandish ship back in
Speaker 1: the day. But I don't think that we like it.
Speaker 1: Where's a country pride ourselves on rugby, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, no one's climbed Everest. Since you know
Speaker 1: who's the second most famous New Zealand mountaineer.
Speaker 5: My son mark Ingles, Peter Hillary Peter Hillary. He was
Speaker 5: a mountain climber.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mark Mark Ball, Nippo baby. He was allowed to
Speaker 6: climb up those hills when others weren't.
Speaker 5: You're like, I'm going I'm going, I'm going for I'm
Speaker 5: going for Hillary. Yeah, Okay. He's an a purist as well,
Speaker 5: one of the most famous bee keepers in the New Zealand.
Speaker 6: And the interest of this podcast, I'm going to go
Speaker 6: to Richie mccare because I think we've got a bitter chance,
Speaker 6: only marginally of getting him on than Edmund Hillary's.
Speaker 5: Only very marginally.
Speaker 1: Look, I put America's Cup in here, but I don't
Speaker 1: even really want to talk about it. Basically, there was
Speaker 1: a lightning strike that caused a hulk to the to
Speaker 1: the racing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Puss.
Speaker 5: It was Lunar ross a Prador Gucci Archi Pirelli that
Speaker 5: got but then they I think got struck. But I
Speaker 5: think he's then lost the race, didn't they, Yeah, because
Speaker 5: we were behind them when we finished.
Speaker 1: I think, oh so, I don't know anyway, it does
Speaker 1: the end of that that doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: This is more important. Bears McCallum.
Speaker 1: Bears Ball has been appointed as England's white ball coach
Speaker 1: as part of a dramatic restructure that puts some charge
Speaker 1: of all formats for England.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That I mean when he got appointed as Test captain,
Speaker 6: it was very my coach, sorry, very counter intuitive because
Speaker 6: it was like he bro's he's a white ball guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this makes total sense, it does.
Speaker 6: I guess the only thing that was holding up was
Speaker 6: his availability and his willingness to do it. Obviously I've
Speaker 6: convinced him, yes, with enough horse racing money to become
Speaker 6: very available, Yes, to keep the stables afloat in mata matter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's gone, your fuck, I'll do it.
Speaker 6: And he's been contracted up until the twenty twenty seven
Speaker 6: World Cup.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this contract finished at the end of twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: which I guess was probably a good length of time
Speaker 1: for a guy that really backs himself to be like
Speaker 1: I want to renegotiate a year out and having just
Speaker 1: you know, yeah.
Speaker 5: Won everything.
Speaker 1: I think this is. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: It does make me wonder how much money they threw
Speaker 1: at him. And also remember we took to Kyle Mills
Speaker 1: at the start of the year down there at Helenstein's
Speaker 1: and we were saying, why don't we have separate coaches
Speaker 1: for all the different formats. He said it wouldn't work
Speaker 1: for us because we play a T twenty, then a
Speaker 1: Test match, then an ODI yeah, next day, so there's
Speaker 1: an efficiency there and having the same coach for all
Speaker 1: three of them.
Speaker 5: That made me think England will never have.
Speaker 1: One coach for all three formats because that they're schedules
Speaker 1: so divided up. So I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 6: I think I never did, I to be honest, but
Speaker 6: I think they looked at it and go, who's the
Speaker 6: best coach? Yeah, it's Brendan mcullum. And I'd say the
Speaker 6: players would have had a big say in it. They've
Speaker 6: got why we got the best coach? Yeah, doing our
Speaker 6: tests and then we get oh, Dave Dibley here does
Speaker 6: the T.
Speaker 5: Twenty, So like you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And although there are a different player squad, the core
Speaker 6: group is the same, yeah, And any of these things,
Speaker 6: there's some ancillary players that come in, but the core
Speaker 6: group who decide the attitude of the team and everything
Speaker 6: is the same.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And it would be quite tough when you've got a
Speaker 6: test team who are visit at the bung hole. Got
Speaker 6: of this freedom, got a charismatic coach and then they
Speaker 6: go to see Dave Dibley in the t twenties and
Speaker 6: he's completely different.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So didn't Ben Stokes retire from Odio Eyes and then
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 5: I don't know. It was something around that. Yeah he did.
Speaker 5: He did come and go. Yeah, was out. Then he's back,
Speaker 5: and I mean he's all in now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But like you say, those guys Ducket and all those
Speaker 1: batsmen of the Crawley fruly cray Yep, they play like
Speaker 1: tw twenties anyway, I know, so they do.
Speaker 5: It's good good for bears.
Speaker 6: And you know, my deep down I'm hoping he makes
Speaker 6: enough money to come back to New Zealand races horses
Speaker 6: and coach New Zealand for a bit of fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know.
Speaker 6: I mean like we can't afford him. We can't afford him,
Speaker 6: We can't afford for Tory, we can't afford Fleming. But
Speaker 6: if he makes enough money to then come back and
Speaker 6: live the life back in New Zealand and we just
Speaker 6: get him on to do our home twenty twenties and
Speaker 6: so be it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how old is he though, is he
Speaker 1: would be early forties, just yeah, yeah, I reckon he
Speaker 1: could do this for another twenty years and make ungodly
Speaker 1: amounts of money, you know, because how long until these
Speaker 1: Gary Steads aged another fifteen twenty years?
Speaker 5: Yeah? True, I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like the last chance we had was when
Speaker 1: he was back here and he was doing the radio
Speaker 1: show and also buggering off to do the IPL.
Speaker 5: And then coming back going to make so much money.
Speaker 5: I'm just hoping that he goes. You know, I'd rather
Speaker 5: live in New Zealand, race my horses and labor of cricky.
Speaker 6: It's probably in our best interest that we really shit
Speaker 6: the bed over the next few years New Zealand cricket.
Speaker 5: So he comes and drags us off the carpet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give give him a challenge to turn the ship around.
Speaker 6: Like I was saying, like we said about giving Damis
Speaker 6: cankin Lotto one week, just says give best Lotto one
Speaker 6: week and say come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one buys a ticket best. He had done
Speaker 1: the meta matter lottos thought guaranteed jackpot.
Speaker 5: Guaranteed jackpot. I reckon you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, but that's worrying signs for the black Caps
Speaker 1: because that only makes them better. We're gonna have be
Speaker 1: his coach in these bloody coach in the enemy. Let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break when we come back. Yours please,
Speaker 1: mm hmm, yours.
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Speaker 5: Four callers to get through. We hit the lines now,
Speaker 5: yours please?
Speaker 7: Hey, Jed g Lane massive and not a view, but
Speaker 7: of the idea of North and South Island joining the BBL.
Speaker 7: I'm going to pick it back off that idea and
Speaker 7: say the North Island team it's called the Warriors. Coincide
Speaker 7: him with him? Why do you think the South Island
Speaker 7: team should be called Fox Outh Canterbury.
Speaker 5: Well, that's an aggressive name for a cricket team. I
Speaker 5: thought that. So we can't call them Fox South. No,
Speaker 5: you can't. So it's the Sydney the Brisbane Heat versus
Speaker 5: the Fox South Canterbury.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the North Isron team.
Speaker 5: You know what we need to sell out. We need
Speaker 5: to go the North Island Night Riders. We need some
Speaker 5: Indian money in there.
Speaker 6: Versus Royal challenges Bell Cluther, Yes, correct, the Kings eleven
Speaker 6: South Island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, who's the one where Dre Russ gets flying?
Speaker 1: That's the night Riders.
Speaker 5: My Indians.
Speaker 1: Oh it's night Riders. The night Riders. He just gets
Speaker 1: flying around the world. Every time they start a new franchise,
Speaker 1: he gets to play for them. South Island Indians, the
Speaker 1: South Island Indians. That could cause problems, particularly in the
Speaker 1: South Island. I don't know how well they'd get in
Speaker 1: behind that team.
Speaker 6: Okay, King's living in South Island, or like you're saying,
Speaker 6: the Royal Challenges South Island, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or the the cal Cotta Night Riders. Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: something like that, the Royal Challenges, Bell Clover.
Speaker 5: North Iron night Riders. That we're gonna go. That's the one.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that's an easy one.
Speaker 6: So I'm saying we need to franchise, get ipl to franchise.
Speaker 5: Get Dre Russ out here, the South Island Indians versus
Speaker 5: the North Island Knights, the South Island Indians. Shout out
Speaker 5: to them. Another caller of yours.
Speaker 7: That was firstly that Chicky Moto games Scott.
Speaker 11: His wife is actually Fridish.
Speaker 5: And she is more work.
Speaker 6: Next time, Heim and I Canabury needs to be the first
Speaker 6: game at the new phrase of park and temporary.
Speaker 7: Oh here from the news that the game is not going.
Speaker 5: To be here anymore.
Speaker 11: So disappointed about that.
Speaker 7: The old goal.
Speaker 6: I thought he was going to ask me a question
Speaker 6: off the back of the statement, more statements a statement.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to get the fox south, Henry. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We appreciated a large part of this podcast as having
Speaker 1: our facts checked.
Speaker 5: Yes, because we don't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, there was an assumption there because because it
Speaker 6: was an American fly on the Wall doco, that she
Speaker 6: was American.
Speaker 5: But she's a British. But she has a breath of
Speaker 5: fresh air.
Speaker 1: Yes, so thank you very much for fact checking. Out's
Speaker 1: another caller here, yours please, just.
Speaker 11: Catching up on some pods and I heard you talking
Speaker 11: about Charlie Atham was lucky that he was born in
Speaker 11: the era he was born in. Got me thinking, is
Speaker 11: Dan hockeyer the twenty first century? Charlie apam? You can
Speaker 11: see that made bastard jumping into the bunker full of
Speaker 11: Germans and.
Speaker 5: Yeah that is true.
Speaker 6: Imagine someone just jumping into your into your little nest,
Speaker 6: your pillow, into your pill box and just a pair
Speaker 6: of knickers and some light painting on his knuckles.
Speaker 5: Did you go, what the fuck jumps that? He goes?
Speaker 1: Boys, I love this ship. And then just starts laughing.
Speaker 1: That would be hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's so right. That's a great point.
Speaker 1: I think if Charlie Uptam was alive now, he'd probably
Speaker 1: be fighting in the cage and its Undy.
Speaker 5: Some he would be, but he'd only fight Germans.
Speaker 1: He's just run through the actually doesn't fight in the UC,
Speaker 1: just whatever, the professional league in Germany.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just refuses to fight anyone else. Maybe maybe
Speaker 5: you'd Japanese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is brilliant. One of my favorite quotes from
Speaker 1: Dan Hooker about Dan Hooker is tough times don't last.
Speaker 5: Dan Hooker lasts. He's trying to go with Chuck Norris.
Speaker 5: Isn't he tough times don't last? Dan Hooker does? I
Speaker 5: love that. I think we've got one last caller here.
Speaker 12: You're, you know, fellas just a wee are idea. I
Speaker 12: think you all league should not exit the spring boss
Speaker 12: apology about what they've done pre match and see next
Speaker 12: time they come over, which seems to be one anyy
Speaker 12: blue moon nice Stewart takes over there him see if
Speaker 12: the night Dan eata park Gee Lane's doing whatever he.
Speaker 7: Wants and the teaser can have a.
Speaker 12: Crack on the scoreboard and every time they go for
Speaker 12: a penalty, we find in his hilimbotover.
Speaker 5: I think we should go better than that.
Speaker 6: I think we should somehow motorize the poles to move,
Speaker 6: like to swing, so when they go for a kick,
Speaker 6: we can like start to sway the poles and they
Speaker 6: start going left and right.
Speaker 1: Remember those little toys where it was like a man
Speaker 1: a figure of a man standing on a thing. When
Speaker 1: you push the button up, he just goes limp Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: those yeah poles.
Speaker 6: Or they we turn him into wave him in like
Speaker 6: outside car yards, wacky waving waving when we're on this
Speaker 6: this stiff is aboard when we're kicking, and then they're
Speaker 6: all wavy wavers.
Speaker 5: That's a brilliant idea.
Speaker 1: Well, they don't have any sort of reaction to the
Speaker 1: hugger that we could interrupt.
Speaker 6: What I mean, what would really upset Safrikins is like like.
Speaker 5: Dis respecting the Brye.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just do we disrespect the bry somehow, Like you know,
Speaker 6: get a whole lot of broad bost and then put
Speaker 6: it on gas barbecue and just send it till it's
Speaker 6: black and then throw them on the field.
Speaker 1: Even just a bit of subpar built on Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: probably really upset them beforehand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, throw them like beef jerky. Yeah we should.
Speaker 1: We should say right out on the the b ground
Speaker 1: at Eden Park before the next test between South Africa
Speaker 1: and New Zealand, we're gonna host a big brye as
Speaker 1: like a We're gonna put this all to one side.
Speaker 5: Everyone comes together. It's like a tailgate. The South African
Speaker 5: community kiwis blah blah blah, and then we just give
Speaker 5: them the shettest meat out of meat. It's vegan.
Speaker 6: Ah, it's all vegan. We've got on this Brye festival. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: it's gonna be let it and this bly festival and
Speaker 6: we're gonna have builtong and it's all vegan, builtong, all vegan.
Speaker 5: Brye and just watch them fucking lose their minds.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's brilliant. It's the ultimate disrespect the red wedding.
Speaker 6: I love it all right, thank you. It's high quality
Speaker 6: voicemails today. Oh that good, very good, excellent son coming,
Speaker 6: keep those up. We're gonnaknock this thing on the head
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