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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Halloween.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Juliane. Morning. How's the health this morning? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not too bad. Look, we went to a gig last night.
Speaker 3: Drank zeros because I did, Yeah, because I had my
Speaker 3: son there and I drove there and had drive back,
Speaker 3: had to be home for the babysitters.
Speaker 1: It was a very very boomer of me. Yeah, very
Speaker 1: bomish behavior. But he had a good time. It was
Speaker 1: Travis Scott. Yeah, and I can see why what the
Speaker 1: what the buzz is about? Yes, I can definitely see why.
Speaker 3: He sells out their news and people beat the ship
Speaker 3: out of each other in the moshpit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We defrauded the Great New Zealanders at Eden Park
Speaker 1: and came in under other people's names, and so we
Speaker 1: ended up in the corporate area and it was I.
Speaker 1: I was the same as you. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really listen to Travis Scott. I don't know any
Speaker 1: be soize I still don't. But we got there. I
Speaker 1: got there about an hour and a half early, and
Speaker 1: there were already fights going on in the crowd, like
Speaker 1: heckteck scraps. They were there was basically a mosh pit
Speaker 1: had formed already about two hours before the gig started.
Speaker 1: No music, no music. In fact, more than no music.
Speaker 1: They were broadcasting the sound of crickets chubing. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was driving me fucking insane. But anyway, so then people
Speaker 1: were mushing already to nothing, silent marsh and then they
Speaker 1: would open up a circle like a Circle of Death
Speaker 1: and a death metal gig, yes, and then two dudes
Speaker 1: would just hop in and just start throwing bones. Before
Speaker 1: an hour before the gig started my message or a
Speaker 1: guy gets stretched out of the moshpet. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be good. But then then they.
Speaker 3: Have a fight and then security can't get in because
Speaker 3: it's a mosh pert. Yeah, so there's about two or
Speaker 3: three meters of just people, so the security can't get physically,
Speaker 3: cannot get there, and then the mosh just closes in
Speaker 3: on the fire and it disappears.
Speaker 1: So who was it? Nothing happens.
Speaker 3: It's kind of weird because Travis Scott is not hardcore rap.
Speaker 3: You know, it's not a fast paced kind of violent
Speaker 3: type music. Yet the violence there is quite full on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people died over in America last year. I'm
Speaker 1: not surprised. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: And but in terms of a show and in terms
Speaker 3: of a showman and performance, I could see that what
Speaker 3: I could see the buzz see why it was, it
Speaker 3: was pretty impressive. To the stage was amazing if you
Speaker 3: were side on. If you were ind on, it would
Speaker 3: have suck. But if you were side on, the whole
Speaker 3: stage comes out into the middle of the mosh pit,
Speaker 3: it's all led screens, is a gorilla on stage, There's
Speaker 3: a massive screen, there's screens everywhere, there's final lying across
Speaker 3: the stadium. And every song sounded kind of sounds the same.
Speaker 1: If I'm honest, I think it's on burpose. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it always builds up to where wash put their
Speaker 3: hands in the air and jump up down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they did. They were gone nuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And my twelve year olds Cream in his little teens,
Speaker 3: he had the best time of his life. And he
Speaker 3: his phone ran out of battery after half now because
Speaker 3: he was basically filming the.
Speaker 1: Whole You got to get him to cut that out.
Speaker 1: Well he did.
Speaker 3: He ran out of battery, so he had to watch
Speaker 3: his favorite But when he told when he told everyone
Speaker 3: in the crowd to put their two fingers in the end.
Speaker 1: Would have loved that. I said, did you do any guess?
Speaker 1: Hell you yeah?
Speaker 3: And he also, I didn't realize the area that we
Speaker 3: were in with allocated seats, and I said it was
Speaker 3: free seating. So he just sat down and someone tried
Speaker 3: to kick him out of his seat and he went, nah,
Speaker 3: mean you sit anywhere? And he was his little mate,
Speaker 3: was just having his little mate and people got.
Speaker 1: A bit shitty.
Speaker 3: And this guy next to him, I said about the
Speaker 3: people around like you around sitting around you.
Speaker 1: That was awesome.
Speaker 3: He is because when I said, these people beat it,
Speaker 3: you can sit anywhere. He goes, I got you, bro
Speaker 3: I got you.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the guy Nickson wanted to throw bones
Speaker 1: on anyone coming down sit in the seats, and so
Speaker 1: Ralph Fader's little guys, I got you, broke they come back.
Speaker 1: It's just just he was in mode. He was in
Speaker 1: Soco mode.
Speaker 5: Ma.
Speaker 1: But Eden Park ip Ipic venue for live music. I
Speaker 1: must have met that.
Speaker 4: I know can.
Speaker 1: Helen Clark just put some bloody boomer ear plugs and
Speaker 1: then I'm going over it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to throw it out there. Scrap cracket, scrap rugby.
Speaker 1: Just make it a live music venue, because I think
Speaker 1: that's what it's built for. Yeah, it is, it's good.
Speaker 1: I just have one end with the stage, yes, and
Speaker 1: then everyone packs it. It was fucking great. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I mean they've got the facility, they've got the bar service.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: Never seen so many police in my life. Fair enough,
Speaker 1: I can say why, yes, but it's but it was good.
Speaker 3: If you went along and you were in the mosh bed,
Speaker 3: then get on you because that looked like my West
Speaker 3: Night here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, terrifying. And yeah. So for those
Speaker 1: of you listen at home, did you have Trevors Scott
Speaker 1: chet on your Bongo card for the Genda podcast this morning?
Speaker 1: I did put my airplugs in and that's quite funny.
Speaker 1: Well they had a big barrel of them, did they did?
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm only Brazil and taking notes. It
Speaker 1: was Halloween. We've got wacky hats on. It's very spooky here.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the wacky hat we did get them. I
Speaker 1: presume it was Jana that dropped them off around little's disks.
Speaker 1: She's the she's the office social vibe and forcer. It's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, vibe and forces are good, and force the means
Speaker 3: that she's it's forced upon us.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is more well, vibe facilitator. Vibe facilitator.
Speaker 1: Like we come in Christmas last year and there was
Speaker 1: just stuff all over there. I presumed that was just
Speaker 1: one of the people from our team that was punishing us.
Speaker 1: She was the easter bunny as well. This year Easter
Speaker 1: eggs gone around that tasted like candle wax. And that's
Speaker 1: because they were the Chinese ones. Yeah, and she, I
Speaker 1: presume has brought these wacky hits and then thankful for that.
Speaker 1: Are you going trickle treating tonight? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am got three kids. Uh, the twelve year
Speaker 3: old is on the vergin. I did say to him, look,
Speaker 3: you're on the verge of not going trigger treating because
Speaker 3: any teenagers come to my house, I tell him to
Speaker 3: fuck off. It's one got too U last year with
Speaker 3: just a road cone on his.
Speaker 1: Head, that was it. That's a bloody cub. And I said,
Speaker 1: I said, dude, fuck off, and he goes oh, And
Speaker 1: I said you've just got a road on your head.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh well, I was like, fuck off.
Speaker 1: This is literally it actually is a curb your enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: If two teenage girls shop at Larry's house and they're
Speaker 1: not dressed up, yeah, they go a trick or train,
Speaker 1: it does them to get fucked and then they like
Speaker 1: TP's whole house. Yeah, yeah, that's the resk obviously, but
Speaker 1: it is actually it is quite nice. It's a good,
Speaker 1: good community kind of event.
Speaker 3: Yeah, an area anyway, because you dress you don't only
Speaker 3: go to houses that have got shit on it, like
Speaker 3: cob as a rule. Yeah, as a rule, So you
Speaker 3: don't really go nowhere else. And so the people are
Speaker 3: into it are into it. People who aren't got locked
Speaker 3: their doors and put a sign up saying no one's
Speaker 3: home or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when you've got little kids, they fucking feze
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 1: They get dressed up. It's quite cute. I used to
Speaker 1: I used to clean up because my nana used to
Speaker 1: work at a retirement home in Waymity. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: know that they would never get kids, and you know
Speaker 1: they wanted something to do. So my nana would dress
Speaker 1: me up and just walk me up and down the
Speaker 1: halls of this retirement home. She bought the lollies with
Speaker 1: the bloody company credit card, gave them to the old
Speaker 1: people to then give to me. That's one of the
Speaker 1: biggest rules I ever heard. That is like, it was
Speaker 1: fucking great. It's genius.
Speaker 3: It's fucking genius, because then they feel like they've celebrated Halloween.
Speaker 1: You've got a fucking massive bucket of lollies. That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was brilliant. I probably pushed it for
Speaker 1: a year or two too long when you were twenty
Speaker 1: one s up and down the hall. That's hard to
Speaker 1: get a bit creepy.
Speaker 3: It is one of the great traditions of Halloween for
Speaker 3: any parents who listen to this podcast, is the great
Speaker 3: lolly Sieve that goes on at about ten o'clock that night,
Speaker 3: so all the kids, all the kids eventually go to bed,
Speaker 3: and then you get all their buckets and you're steal
Speaker 3: them out of their room and you empty it out
Speaker 3: and you get rid of all the shit Chinese fucking lollies,
Speaker 3: and there you scrape off a few nice and like
Speaker 3: mini crunches for yourself. Basically, you divide it by a
Speaker 3: third really is you get rid of all the shit
Speaker 3: stuff that people give you kids, and then you drill
Speaker 3: it down and then you put it back where you
Speaker 3: found it. And little fuckers don't know the difference. The idea,
Speaker 3: no idea that you get yourself a kit cat chunky. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got kit cat chunky, and I've scraped off at least,
Speaker 3: you know, four cups of sugar out of their bucket. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I'm the wiser. But that's a tradition as
Speaker 3: a parent to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I forgot last year that it was Halloween and
Speaker 1: it was my first year in our new house, and
Speaker 1: there's like glass in the door, there's glass panets you
Speaker 1: can see through it. But I forgot it was Halloween,
Speaker 1: and I look over at the door and there's just
Speaker 1: a scream mask, yeah, poking through the Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of that if you yeah.
Speaker 3: With Halloween, it's like five it's like guy fawks on Guy.
Speaker 3: I always thinking, if you're going to shoot someone, do
Speaker 3: it on Guy Fawks because no one's going to call
Speaker 3: the cops if you're a pedophile. Halloween is an absolute
Speaker 3: smorgas board. And that's why I recommend parents walk around
Speaker 3: with your kids even shadow of them from behind if
Speaker 3: they don't want to go with you, because these fuckers,
Speaker 3: that's pretty much taking candy from a baby.
Speaker 1: Literally literally, they are hiding and playing sight. There's probably
Speaker 1: people walking around dressed as a pedophile's like a pedophiles,
Speaker 1: actually a pedophile. I didn't have pedophile chat on my cat.
Speaker 1: You get I'm gonna move us along, okay. Net Carrios
Speaker 1: went on the Louis Thorau podcast yesterday. You probably saw
Speaker 1: the story by now, but we've got the audio. He
Speaker 1: reckons that we didn't build the pyramids. Here's what he said.
Speaker 1: You don't think the Pyramids were built by humans?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I don't impossible?
Speaker 2: Do you definitely?
Speaker 1: How so well? How as opposed to who? I mean?
Speaker 1: I just think they rolled huge blocks around on logs.
Speaker 1: That's insanity. The fact that how's that possible?
Speaker 5: They got every measurement correct and they're all aligned, and
Speaker 5: they did it with rolling large stones on logs is
Speaker 5: an insane statement. Why the door's so big? Like who
Speaker 5: needs to walk through the doors if they're that big?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't I don't know who it was.
Speaker 5: I just don't think that we were capable. It's twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four, and there's like, we can't even we can't
Speaker 5: even all get along, and you think that we built
Speaker 5: the pyramids.
Speaker 1: You're insane.
Speaker 3: So okay, is he suggesting because the doors are so big?
Speaker 3: Is he suggesting giants built it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or aliens or alien I'm gonna be honest. Our
Speaker 1: studio door is fucking preposterously tall. That is about almost
Speaker 1: a three meter high door that's built by giants who
Speaker 1: built the studio. I don't know who built this, no idea,
Speaker 1: because look how hw the ceiling is. No one needs
Speaker 1: this strong. Now you're going to tell me that it
Speaker 1: was just a local construction company in Auckland. That's insane.
Speaker 1: You're ins insanity. That's insanity.
Speaker 3: We can't even go have a beer, how can we?
Speaker 3: That's when we build this room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We can't organize a person up, so
Speaker 1: how could we possibly.
Speaker 3: I'm going to listen to I've listened to a few
Speaker 3: of the Lewis throw podcasts. They're great because it's just
Speaker 3: like his TV shows where he asked straight questions with
Speaker 3: a straight voice and people just give a ludicrous answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It gives people enough rope to hang themselves with that yeah,
Speaker 1: and he like the fact.
Speaker 3: He goes, of course they built it, and he goes,
Speaker 3: but he must have been sitting there going, oh, this
Speaker 3: is gold.
Speaker 1: This guy's fucking crazy. He went on to ask him
Speaker 1: about the moon landing, and I was like, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did land on the moon. COVID.
Speaker 1: Did he go down the COVID? They didn't go COVID,
Speaker 1: but he did go do you think the Earth is flat? Around? Again?
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I had to guess, I would
Speaker 1: say round do you do you think? Do you think?
Speaker 3: He just basically Louis throg was just on the fly
Speaker 3: as soon as he found out that he didn't think
Speaker 3: the pyramids are real?
Speaker 1: Right, I'm going every conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Landing, yeah, yeah, everything, flat Earth, the whole thing, to
Speaker 3: see how crazy he is.
Speaker 1: The moon landing one, if they didn't land on the moon,
Speaker 1: why would the Russians have been like, oh God, damn it,
Speaker 1: you guys beat us. You know, if the Russians had
Speaker 1: any inkling that the Americans didn't land on the moon.
Speaker 3: They were one hundred percent there would have been someone
Speaker 3: would have found the set, someone.
Speaker 1: Would have like, yeah, right, Why would they have just
Speaker 1: been like, God, damn it, they beat us. So if
Speaker 1: they had any inkling that it could have been fake,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That one's ridiculous. I also I hate
Speaker 1: when people say, first of all, just because Kurrios can't
Speaker 1: wrap his head around it doesn't mean Aliens built it.
Speaker 1: And second of all, I hate when they say that
Speaker 1: we don't know how they built it, or it couldn't
Speaker 1: have been built, or blah blah blah. You get any
Speaker 1: like construction company with a couple of cranes and a bulldozer,
Speaker 1: they could make the Pyramids tomorrow. I reckon you're neglecting
Speaker 1: the fact that they had tens of thousands of slaves.
Speaker 1: They would three D print the pyramids exactly. Also, Nick
Speaker 1: Carrios would have been to Dubai. He would have seen
Speaker 1: the bird khalipher we can build that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? The palm that's you.
Speaker 7: Know, the the Palm Jami that's reclaimed out of the sea,
Speaker 7: and each frong on the palm is an entire suburb
Speaker 7: with mansions on it, and the biggest affront to God
Speaker 7: because they've reclaimed land out of the sea, then put
Speaker 7: a pool back and to the reclaimed land.
Speaker 1: Then float on top of it, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to get wet as the biggest middle finger to God. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we can make all of that shit. You don't believe
Speaker 1: the pyramids? What about the doorsman? I why are the doors?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Why are the doors? Why are the doors so big?
Speaker 1: Explain that? He's got me. I can't. Yeah, I can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the door to our studio now, can't
Speaker 1: explain it.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to imagine the kind of creature. I'm glad
Speaker 3: Nick Carrios is about because we need people like that.
Speaker 3: So that's great conscience.
Speaker 1: God blessed it. Curious. I just see Joe Marler wants
Speaker 1: to bin the Hucker. Oh yeah, classic as always.
Speaker 3: It's this is like you can time this every year
Speaker 3: of an Englishman, whether it's him or that other guy Jones,
Speaker 3: Stephen Jones, the reporter coming out Saint Ben the Hucket.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it goes around in circles. So that his
Speaker 1: tweet said the hocker needs binning.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, and I enjoyed Buck Shelford's so Buck Shelford's
Speaker 3: response to him, Yeah, your haircut's ridiculous for a grand man.
Speaker 1: Joe Marlott not as big as I thought he would
Speaker 1: have been when I saw him live and in the
Speaker 1: flesh down there in Darnedo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, because I think his head looks big and
Speaker 3: his haircut looks crazy. But he's not overly as giant.
Speaker 3: He's not bebop and rock steady as I thought he was. No,
Speaker 3: we had on another flight we were on. We had
Speaker 3: nipo la lala.
Speaker 1: Couldn't my god, couldn't, could not walk, could barely fit
Speaker 1: down the aisle sideways. What was worse when he was frontways.
Speaker 1: He kind of needs to just puts his arms up
Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, whereas Joe Malo, Yeah, off a Fussyson,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's on the Game of two Hubs tonight.
Speaker 1: He is a monster too. And he's like, you forget
Speaker 1: because you look at a prop on the rugby field
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, yeah, it's short, fat dude. No no, no,
Speaker 1: he's like six four.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: These guys are enormous. But anyway, he came out today
Speaker 1: and said, oh, it was just a little bitter fun.
Speaker 1: I think he I think it's like when we post
Speaker 1: that Coli meme, Yes, but we know we're going to
Speaker 1: get a reaction out of this that it's just fun.
Speaker 3: So true, Like we laugh at on the Indian fans
Speaker 3: who get triggered, but that trigger's key with nothing else
Speaker 3: is when you have a go at the harker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I saw some good, you know, retorts from
Speaker 1: English fans. They were like, you guys should just do
Speaker 1: it when you're at home. There should be a home
Speaker 1: game thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree with that, but also yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Then then you go to places like Ireland and Canada
Speaker 3: and Japan, they fucking love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure. And but the other thing is, like we've
Speaker 1: always said, if you don't like it, or you don't
Speaker 1: know how to react or respond to it, come up
Speaker 1: with your own thing. Sing Waltzing Matilda, sing through the
Speaker 1: whole thing, play fucking who was that that South African
Speaker 1: DJ that played yes or something like that.
Speaker 3: Well there's that famous time that the Australian team lined
Speaker 3: up and David Campeazy was just back in the twenty
Speaker 3: two doing up and unders to himself. Yeah yeah that
Speaker 3: was I love that. Yeah, but he also got his
Speaker 3: head taken off their game. Yeah, look, but that's all
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then it was the time the Australian team just
Speaker 1: carried their warm up on and they got beaten forty
Speaker 1: five mil or something. Yeah, Wellington, didn't they make the
Speaker 1: all bo to the hockey and the shid that was
Speaker 1: in Wales, so Wales, which is fair enough.
Speaker 3: Wales said you can do your hacker before them for
Speaker 3: the anthems, yeah, and then went give fucked, we're doing
Speaker 3: the ship and they did.
Speaker 1: And then thump them. Yeah. Yeah. But I like all
Speaker 1: of the stuff, like I like that people. I liked
Speaker 1: when they played music over the top of it. I
Speaker 1: like when they did the fly over at the top
Speaker 1: of it they were all singing. It all adds to it,
Speaker 1: totally does.
Speaker 3: And if it fires up the All Blacks even more
Speaker 3: than you, let's get make it interesting.
Speaker 1: And if it fires your team up. And I've said
Speaker 1: one of my half packed sports ideas was because that
Speaker 1: wears off after the first like five ten minutes, the
Speaker 1: adrenaline rush of the hucker. So my half pack sports
Speaker 1: idea was halftime hucker to get the because you need
Speaker 1: it more in the second half really, and it would
Speaker 1: terrify the other team because if they were waiting for
Speaker 1: the hucker and it didn't happen, the fuck that need it.
Speaker 1: Then then they're in the changing rooms a half time,
Speaker 1: they're like getting geed up. They come running out and
Speaker 1: as they're coming out the tune of ship, here's the.
Speaker 3: All blacks that's on the hacker now or they do
Speaker 3: the hacker ye down the tunnel as the other team
Speaker 3: are coming out exactly either side of the tunnel.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 3: But I'm also concerned for people's people's voices as well,
Speaker 3: because I remember Cody Taylor led the Hacker and he
Speaker 3: nearly blew a voice bot at the start, and he's,
Speaker 3: you know, he's crucial for the line out calls and
Speaker 3: everything else. So I'm bit worried for him when he
Speaker 3: goes but to it looks like he's going to blow
Speaker 3: a fufu at one of his.
Speaker 1: Speaking of heckers, it was funny watching the key was
Speaker 1: one last week they had Phoenix Crossland who moved to
Speaker 1: Australia at ten and for all no, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was a key with parked right at the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, we all know that the skinny
Speaker 3: white dudes are always at the back. Yeah, that's a rule.
Speaker 3: I mean, Finley Christie is a prime example. You won't
Speaker 3: see him at the front of.
Speaker 1: The arrow, they'll sneak they'll sneak him back there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a few props always stuck at the back there as well.
Speaker 3: I remember people, you know, like Craig Dowd would always
Speaker 3: be sniffing around the back there, dude. So yeah, well
Speaker 3: that's that's the eryon. That's an unwritten rule, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at least I mean Ali Williams is always
Speaker 1: always at the front. Oh yeah, no, there's a few dudes.
Speaker 1: And he's a big man and he enjoyed throwing a
Speaker 1: huge puukana out. Yeah. Well that's right, that's a vibe thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you say Ben Stug's got robbed? Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 3: That's MULDI terrifying because you spend a lot as a cricketer.
Speaker 3: You spend probably and there's no exaggeration, eighty percent of
Speaker 3: the year.
Speaker 1: Away from home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, away from your family, your wife, your kids or whatever.
Speaker 3: This is worst case scenario. He's in Pakistan, yeah, and
Speaker 3: his wife, his house gets robbed with his kids and
Speaker 3: his wife in it.
Speaker 1: It's terrifying.
Speaker 3: Robbers come in, mass robbers come and sneak around the house,
Speaker 3: pinchrol is shit and leave. Yeah, and he's got a
Speaker 3: whole lot of kind of shit stolen that weird ship
Speaker 3: to steal as Obe midle ob Middle England cricket ring.
Speaker 1: They got rings. I didn't know that, and a necklace
Speaker 1: with a lion including the words some may be better,
Speaker 1: but none will be braver, which is a line Jack
Speaker 1: Leech said to the English team in twenty twenty two
Speaker 1: that became something of a team mentra. We heard that
Speaker 1: mentra before, No, I haven't.
Speaker 3: But Jack Leach I was always wondered why he was
Speaker 3: in the team because he's an old looking looking rooster,
Speaker 3: very injury pro and terrible batsman. I'd almost throw him
Speaker 3: into that. He's not a spinner category as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it looks like he's the vibe guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If he's giving a speech like that in the changing
Speaker 1: room as someone like him, then obviously he was in
Speaker 1: there for his vibe. Gotta be honest. I don't know
Speaker 1: if i'd be taking that from Jack Lee. It's all right, Matete.
Speaker 1: So this guy if you haven't seen him, God, how
Speaker 1: would you describe his bald glasses?
Speaker 3: Yes, and he injured himself I remember quite hilariously in
Speaker 3: the Test match and Lords when he jumped over the
Speaker 3: boundary rope and injured his shoulder in the most ungainly
Speaker 3: fashioned Not an athlete, No, it's not an athlete, but
Speaker 3: he's he's a character though. And he was famously part
Speaker 3: of that partnership with Ben Stokes to win one of
Speaker 3: the Ashes Tests where he's just like a barnacle at
Speaker 3: one end and couldn't get out. But and Ben Stokes,
Speaker 3: he's in He's in New Zealand right now.
Speaker 1: Was he visiting. He's staying with his mum. He could
Speaker 1: Debbie down in christ Church Love. You could probably do
Speaker 1: his house over again again because I think his family
Speaker 1: are here as well, getting ready for the for the
Speaker 1: three Test matches starting in about four weeks time. Is
Speaker 1: the whole team here or no? Just being Stokes. He
Speaker 1: just sees this over here. Classic extended work trip if
Speaker 1: you've got family in the town. Yeah, absolutely done. And
Speaker 1: just finally, did you see that? Actually I know you
Speaker 1: saw it because I saw it at the same time you did.
Speaker 1: The Yankees fan who ripped the ball out of Mookie
Speaker 1: Bitts's hand and so he's going up for the catch, Yes,
Speaker 1: into the stands, you know where they hit the boards
Speaker 1: the iconic catch, and as he's catching it, a guy
Speaker 1: tries to rip the ball out of his hand.
Speaker 3: Well he not tried, he did, but he jumped up.
Speaker 3: I saw the slow motion replay. Have you seen the
Speaker 3: angle where he jumps up and it looks like another
Speaker 3: fan grabs his arm, yes, and suspends him off the ground.
Speaker 1: Yes. Well, the other dude, like a filthy little thief,
Speaker 1: digs into his mat and just rips the ball out.
Speaker 3: And I was saying to Joe Jerik, I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know a lot of the rules about base Is
Speaker 3: that is that? Is that a foul ball? Is it out?
Speaker 3: Is it replaying? They said NAT's foul ball?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: It's just a foul ball. Nothing happened. And then the
Speaker 1: guy got ejected. But it's like, here's been a band now,
Speaker 1: but he prevented it out.
Speaker 3: Oh surely you go back and go he caught it
Speaker 3: and it's out.
Speaker 1: Also, what the fuck is that fan doing? You're there
Speaker 1: to watch the game. That's why the Yankees suck. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: this is the ridiculous thing about baseball that remember that
Speaker 1: guy caught one. Was it's like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: or something, some sort of memorial ball and he caught it,
Speaker 1: and the club offered to buy it back for like
Speaker 1: three hundred grand and he said no.
Speaker 3: No, well he's recently sold it for a few mil.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that Joe Jury might have got that
Speaker 3: right or wrong. Maybe they did call it out or
Speaker 3: they caught it as a dead ball.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but as an outrageous thing to do,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like I'm trying to think of the
Speaker 3: equivalent in cricket, would be if a fan ran on
Speaker 3: and stopped a six, like caught it one hand and
Speaker 3: threw it back and then jumping in the crowd.
Speaker 1: That's what is that is that? Did it go for six?
Speaker 1: Is it a dead ball? I think it's a dead ball,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: Well in cricket, I think they just called it dead ball.
Speaker 1: But then a bat to me like it was a
Speaker 1: fucking it was going to be a six. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then if you have the bowler, you will he's out
Speaker 1: because he got caught. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Or is it a fan interfering with a bat, a
Speaker 3: player just about to catch a sex and the player
Speaker 3: the crowd comes and pushes him over and the Batsman goes, wow,
Speaker 3: he dropped it.
Speaker 1: That'll be it. Yeah, yeah, if there was a yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean I get it, they'd get
Speaker 1: fucking charge of the salt. Yeah. It was just the
Speaker 1: grossest just to watch the ship edding grin on this
Speaker 1: dude's face. He looks like the kind of guy you'd
Speaker 1: expect that you're right there, ship eating grin. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you've seen the footage of and getting you escorted out. Na, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's smiling. I think he's a fucking hero.
Speaker 3: And this couple of guys petty him on the bat,
Speaker 3: going good on you, and then there's a couple of
Speaker 3: Yankees fans fucking spraying him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as ship. It was embarrassing. Yeah, it's discussing behavior. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Let us take a quick break and when we come back,
Speaker 1: let's get die Heinwood on the line to talk about
Speaker 1: the rugby league, because there's a bit going on. Key's
Speaker 1: played last weekend. They played again this weekend against Tonga,
Speaker 1: and the rumor mill is starting to whirl up. And
Speaker 1: by the rumor mill, I mean just us and kid
Speaker 1: mate sending wild speculation back and forth to the Patsman
Speaker 1: so let's get die on and talk a bit of
Speaker 1: league after this break. Ostensibly we got you in the
Speaker 1: talk a bit of rugby league because there is actually
Speaker 1: quite a bit going on in the rugby league world.
Speaker 1: I think we start with the Kiwis game on the weekend.
Speaker 1: What did you make of it? Why do we lose?
Speaker 6: I was I was overly excited for this game, because
Speaker 6: you know, my usual diet of rugby league is very deep,
Speaker 6: and I've been trawling the bottle of the bottom of
Speaker 6: the battle. I'm talking, I'm I'm trying to get links
Speaker 6: of some dubious Reddit threads for like under twenties Lebanese
Speaker 6: rugby league.
Speaker 4: I've been missing the.
Speaker 6: Game and then the Kiwis game, so I had a
Speaker 6: lot of excitement building up up to this. I was
Speaker 6: always a bit nervous. Both sides were missing quite a
Speaker 6: lot of teams and I quite a lot of players,
Speaker 6: and I thought we acquitted ourselves pretty well. Keanu Kinney
Speaker 6: at the back look pretty electric on attack, but he
Speaker 6: struggled a bit in defense, and I wonder whether the
Speaker 6: first two tries that were let in by Ossie would
Speaker 6: have been defended by seeing Kay who. I thought John's
Speaker 6: did a pretty good job in the half. Crazy seeing
Speaker 6: pitt A hiccou there. Yeah, back from the Super League game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the first time we've had someone back
Speaker 1: from Super League in like years. I've got to take
Speaker 1: on Keanu Kinney. Keanu Keanu Kenny. He is the Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan ob tained Turpikis, So that is a good tape.
Speaker 6: He's very similar to Taine and I wonder if he's
Speaker 6: one of those dudes who in a couple more years,
Speaker 6: when he puts on a bit of muscle, he becomes.
Speaker 4: A real weapon.
Speaker 6: But that the left edge was pretty slack on defense.
Speaker 6: Australia just showed how strong they really are. Like we
Speaker 6: I was looking, we missed thirty seven tackles in that game,
Speaker 6: which is just a bit unacceptable.
Speaker 4: And there was there was that minute.
Speaker 6: There was that time what was it just before just
Speaker 6: after halftime where we had like eight sets on their line, Yeah,
Speaker 6: and couldn't break through. I personally thought Cam Murray should
Speaker 6: have had a sin bin there for just a professional foul,
Speaker 6: but because we didn't score then it just felt like
Speaker 6: it took the air out of the time.
Speaker 1: And I felt like they came marching down and they
Speaker 1: may have even scored off the next set.
Speaker 4: Yeah they did.
Speaker 6: It was one of those real punishes where we put
Speaker 6: so much pressure on get nothing and then they sort
Speaker 6: of just woltz up and I mean their big guys
Speaker 6: all stepped up, like Angus Crichton, Cam Murray, lind Collins,
Speaker 6: Lindsay Collins, Frankenstein. Frankenstein's Monster was pretty amazing there. But
Speaker 6: looking towards this tongue a game and comparing that about
Speaker 6: how Tona went against Australia, Tonga have got one hell
Speaker 6: of a ford pack, but they missed out in the
Speaker 6: backs and it was a bit similar to US where
Speaker 6: Australia I mean they had a bit more ease running
Speaker 6: and tries against.
Speaker 4: To But yeah, I think this is going to be
Speaker 4: one hell of a game.
Speaker 6: And when I watched the hits, like the hits in
Speaker 6: that Ossie New Zealand game were huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a bit of a state of feeling
Speaker 1: to it when you know, particularly off the kickoff, everyone
Speaker 1: was freezing their asses off down there and cross Church
Speaker 1: I think it fucking snowed at the captain's run.
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 6: Ah, I mean good on christ Church, but you know,
Speaker 6: watching them have to walk half a street down a
Speaker 6: Perspex tunnel from the Quest Hotel.
Speaker 4: Or wherever it is. It's insane little setup.
Speaker 7: Yah.
Speaker 4: Jumping back to pregame. So I was watching this with
Speaker 4: a Mad Monday Talisman Charlie Henwood.
Speaker 6: And he made a good comment the League hacker seems
Speaker 6: way more casual than the.
Speaker 4: All Blacks hacker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I look.
Speaker 3: I gathered my children around for the for the pre
Speaker 3: match because I in my head, I enjoy a League
Speaker 3: harker because they tend to break the rules.
Speaker 1: In terms of the twenty meters.
Speaker 3: Apart because it's way looser. Yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 3: it's going to tee off, It's going to tee off.
Speaker 3: And then it didn't, and I was like, you're saying
Speaker 3: it was a casual twenty meters. And then they started
Speaker 3: the game and I was a bit disappointed because I
Speaker 3: was expecting a Hamilton FMG stadiums to face kind of
Speaker 3: kind of getting in front of, like getting a bit
Speaker 3: physical And.
Speaker 6: Well, did you did you guys watch by any chance
Speaker 6: to some more harker against England?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That was they were forehead to forehead. Yes, that's what
Speaker 4: I watched, Like that's what you're watching.
Speaker 1: Shit, yeah, and it only happens in league. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: a union they're all a bit mean and they put
Speaker 1: the they put the camera guy in the middle of
Speaker 1: the field. You can't walk right up to the other team.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, we've got to bring that back.
Speaker 1: We've got to bring that back to league a.
Speaker 4: Bit more intensity.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 6: The biggest excitement out of that from a Warrior fan,
Speaker 6: how good James Fisher Harris deep flowing money.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Like, how much money is that? Guys?
Speaker 1: It's out rogers. I remember last year when when the
Speaker 1: Kiwis were playing and he was leading the hucker and
Speaker 1: the one you come up to me and you're like,
Speaker 1: who the hell's that guy? And I was like, that's
Speaker 1: how fucking he's coming. He's coming to play for us.
Speaker 3: So that that's so exciting, ye, s adm Vanua who
Speaker 3: gives a ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Well, this is what again we see.
Speaker 4: We see the matchup.
Speaker 6: It's the number eights against each other, Adam Fanua Blake
Speaker 6: versus James Fisher Harris in this game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we just had Mitch Barnett going up against
Speaker 1: them as well. He was trying to put shots on
Speaker 1: that collision with but at one point there.
Speaker 4: Look I mean like he's Mitch, but he's just bitch
Speaker 4: here it. He's got nothing.
Speaker 6: Jamaine Jermaine, I'm very and that's a good matchup Jermaine
Speaker 6: Suckle and Daniel Tuple. I believe he's again he's in
Speaker 6: the number two, although he'll be marking the only kur.
Speaker 4: And where I think we've got it over.
Speaker 6: Tongue is in the halves like you've got Sean Johnson
Speaker 6: against as the say and then the old ex warrior
Speaker 6: Laura here ye back from the super leg.
Speaker 4: He is the tongue and keg.
Speaker 1: Whether they dridge him up from I.
Speaker 6: Reckon, he's a real barrel on legs. He's one of
Speaker 6: that you see those dudes who go to England. Connie
Speaker 6: Horal got a bit of it where you can see
Speaker 6: they really they're really leaning into.
Speaker 4: The pub culture.
Speaker 1: Yorkshire puddings.
Speaker 6: I remember when I was over there, you know, you
Speaker 6: know I put on ten kegs, I reckon in a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks, three weeks the.
Speaker 1: Heath throw injection.
Speaker 6: You get hard, you just and I look like one
Speaker 6: of those little one are those Yorkshire puddings just full
Speaker 6: of nothing but look quite plump?
Speaker 1: I saw the Monday group chats firing up. There's some
Speaker 1: there's some rumors flying around. What are you hearing?
Speaker 6: So look when I say rumors, it's a notorious pantsman
Speaker 6: who's moved from pesting NRL stars. Now I see he's
Speaker 6: with vaguely massively high calorie individuals who are TikTok influences
Speaker 6: that bosh.
Speaker 1: Go oh, yeah, he's with him.
Speaker 4: He is the pantsman.
Speaker 6: So so let's let's take this with a grain of salt.
Speaker 6: But I think he has been sniffing out around Penrose
Speaker 6: and he said Tanner Boyd was spotted out at Warriors
Speaker 6: h Q. Who you know, if we if we're looking
Speaker 6: for a you know, a highly average signing and he's
Speaker 6: the man. You know, it doesn't bring that much excitement
Speaker 6: to me because we let people go like Josh Karen
Speaker 6: and yeah, I mean, Tanner boy is a good player.
Speaker 4: He comes from the Gold Coast Titans.
Speaker 6: But I don't know how excited I am about that.
Speaker 6: In fact, James Fisher Harris is probably the big buzz
Speaker 6: because we've signed Aaron Clark.
Speaker 4: Who he is he's actually I think what is he
Speaker 4: on the bench? Yeah, he's in a reserve.
Speaker 6: Sorry for this game of Jordan Ricky, Casey McLain and
Speaker 6: Trent Tooloo. And yeah, I mean there's I'm excited about
Speaker 6: next season, but I'm be interested to see how the
Speaker 6: WIS team run out.
Speaker 1: I mean, you saw Ben Hunt's been let off his contract.
Speaker 1: This is a thirty five year old half slash hooker
Speaker 1: and state of origin, but he is still a game
Speaker 1: breaker and game winner. And we had someone call into
Speaker 1: the podcast last week and so that they saw him
Speaker 1: at a cafe and Ash Berson, how do you read
Speaker 1: into that? Die, do you think the tea leaves could
Speaker 1: be falling that we might be would we sign Ben Hunt?
Speaker 1: Would that move the needle for you?
Speaker 6: So last year I got pretty excited about the idea
Speaker 6: of maybe being Hunt with you know, well, who would
Speaker 6: you with Luke metcalf. I suppose that would be an
Speaker 6: amazing combo. Yes, But the flip side to that is
Speaker 6: he's thirty five years old, you know, so one you
Speaker 6: play Shawn Johnson another year, you've got to look towards
Speaker 6: the future.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we're figuring out that Harms combination. It's going
Speaker 6: to be a bit of a weak spot. I think
Speaker 6: for a while, Luke Metcalf is going to have to
Speaker 6: be the dominant half. Also, you know Ashburton, it's not
Speaker 6: exactly Warriors HQ. No, you know, you should vaguely be
Speaker 6: in the same island.
Speaker 4: It becomes a rumor.
Speaker 1: What's he doing in Ashburton? Of all places in New Zealand,
Speaker 1: what's anyone doing in Ashburton.
Speaker 3: She's definitely a bakery. Oh okay, that's all there is
Speaker 3: is Ashburton, isn't he baby?
Speaker 6: He's moving into that sort of farm life. I did
Speaker 6: a gig and Ashburton and a guy came up to
Speaker 6: me afterwards. This is one of the scariest experiences I've had.
Speaker 6: And he gave me a hand.
Speaker 4: He goes, I don't really communicate very well, but I
Speaker 4: want to give you. He's a letter just expressing how
Speaker 4: much I enjoyed your comedy.
Speaker 1: What gives it to me?
Speaker 4: He's a massive du I open it up.
Speaker 6: It's a letter like handprinted and then some black and
Speaker 6: white printed out photos of him topless cutting trees.
Speaker 4: And he was a big unit. He was a big unit.
Speaker 3: That is it's interesting, that's the kind of lumberjack fantasy.
Speaker 6: And he was wonning a South Island like dangerously white
Speaker 6: guys who very similar actually to.
Speaker 4: Todd Smith, who's refereeing this game.
Speaker 6: Tod Smith, the whitest ginger aka the ozone Layer ok
Speaker 6: SPF two thousand, just one of those like you know,
Speaker 6: translucent white human beings who I think has treated the
Speaker 6: Warriors pretty well. I think he's a pretty good official.
Speaker 6: But yeah, Ben Hunt, I don't know. I don't see
Speaker 6: it happening. I think if anything, he's going to be
Speaker 6: headed to the Dolphins would be my guest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or he wreaks of a Gold Coast Titan signing.
Speaker 6: I reckon the Wars have just got a double down.
Speaker 6: You know, I put both nostrils on the rails and
Speaker 6: spend money on Josh Adakara and Ezra Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you. Come
Speaker 1: over to the the Auckland, the Penrose Rehab facility.
Speaker 6: Exactly, and then we get on the coaching staff, get
Speaker 6: Josh Dougan, get Blake Ferguson, the old.
Speaker 1: Oh Harder, Jared Haynes catching the jan rugby league team.
Speaker 6: My favorite Todd Carney story is when he he got
Speaker 6: breath tested and while they were checking the breath tests,
Speaker 6: he shot off in his car and then he just
Speaker 6: went down the road, jumped out of his car and
Speaker 6: head in the bush in the middle of a roundabout.
Speaker 6: The cops came and stopped behind them and got out
Speaker 6: and we're looking for him. And before they started the sage,
Speaker 6: they just saw this bush shaking and giggling.
Speaker 4: Bloody Tom Caddy. A lot of time for Tom Caddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's done a bubblea. He's just got brilliant Thanks
Speaker 1: diy enjoy watching the league this weekend and thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us.
Speaker 4: Always a pleasure to take you GTE.
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Speaker 8: Chat around sat in his new nickname, you could make
Speaker 8: it even more convoluted and then you call them center Class,
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Speaker 8: fifth of December, not the twenty fifth of December. Just
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Speaker 8: Zata Pete, which translates to black Pete. So yeah, have
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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little bit problematic old center clause because
Speaker 3: the black Pete situation.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they celebrate that, particularly in Amsterdam on the boats.
Speaker 3: Yes on the fifth of December and Center Clause goes
Speaker 3: around and there'd be a whole boat of dudes in blackface. Yeah,
Speaker 3: East's black Pete.
Speaker 1: And I also the problem would be if people started
Speaker 1: showing up to cricket games in blackface, and then everyone
Speaker 1: and then Smithy's going, what's this all about? And then
Speaker 1: we have to be like, yeah, it's center clause.
Speaker 3: It's And the black peat part of it is because
Speaker 3: they have to go on the chimneys and they come
Speaker 3: out and they covet and sot.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the that is the meaning of it.
Speaker 3: But she's been been basically interpreted as something else in
Speaker 3: these more recent times. But Center Clause, Yep, you're right,
Speaker 3: that is a little bit more convoluted. We could go
Speaker 3: Sanders will help he now Santa Claus and now into
Speaker 3: Centa Claus with his class, with a center class with
Speaker 3: his helpers.
Speaker 1: Black bet I don't yeah, I don't know if we
Speaker 1: want to go down that route. No, although I can
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Speaker 1: We will spend an entire session of the English Test
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Speaker 1: I can see it now. I'd love to get the
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