WEBVTT - "Halloween & Conspiracies With Dai Henwood" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.280 Live from the Export Beer Auden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:04.960 you was always by Export Ultra the Bear. Here this 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:06.960 is the Agenda Podcast for Halloween. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.559 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.960 brought to you by Next Sport of Culture. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.680 Good morning, Juliane. Morning. How's the health this morning? Yeah, 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.640 not too bad. Look, we went to a gig last night. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.840 Drank zeros because I did, Yeah, because I had my 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.160 son there and I drove there and had drive back, 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:29.400 had to be home for the babysitters. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:33.120 It was a very very boomer of me. Yeah, very 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:34.800 bomish behavior. But he had a good time. It was 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:38.199 Travis Scott. Yeah, and I can see why what the 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.000 what the buzz is about? Yes, I can definitely see why. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.640 He sells out their news and people beat the ship 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:44.600 out of each other in the moshpit. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.920 Yeah. We defrauded the Great New Zealanders at Eden Park 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.760 and came in under other people's names, and so we 0:00:51.880 --> 0:01:00.120 ended up in the corporate area and it was I. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.080 I was the same as you. I was like, I 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.320 don't really listen to Travis Scott. I don't know any 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.720 be soize I still don't. But we got there. I 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.679 got there about an hour and a half early, and 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.039 there were already fights going on in the crowd, like 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:14.000 heckteck scraps. They were there was basically a mosh pit 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.600 had formed already about two hours before the gig started. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.440 No music, no music. In fact, more than no music. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.360 They were broadcasting the sound of crickets chubing. Yeah, it 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.440 was driving me fucking insane. But anyway, so then people 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.320 were mushing already to nothing, silent marsh and then they 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.400 would open up a circle like a Circle of Death 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.520 and a death metal gig, yes, and then two dudes 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.200 would just hop in and just start throwing bones. Before 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:41.840 an hour before the gig started my message or a 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.959 guy gets stretched out of the moshpet. I was like, fuck, 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.240 this is gonna be good. But then then they. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.640 Have a fight and then security can't get in because 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.800 it's a mosh pert. Yeah, so there's about two or 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:57.040 three meters of just people, so the security can't get physically, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.560 cannot get there, and then the mosh just closes in 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.240 on the fire and it disappears. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.360 So who was it? Nothing happens. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:08.440 It's kind of weird because Travis Scott is not hardcore rap. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.400 You know, it's not a fast paced kind of violent 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:16.400 type music. Yet the violence there is quite full on. 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.280 Yeah, and people died over in America last year. I'm 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.040 not surprised. Yeah, I'm not surprised. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.800 And but in terms of a show and in terms 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.400 of a showman and performance, I could see that what 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.000 I could see the buzz see why it was, it 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.040 was pretty impressive. To the stage was amazing if you 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.600 were side on. If you were ind on, it would 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.840 have suck. But if you were side on, the whole 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.480 stage comes out into the middle of the mosh pit, 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.919 it's all led screens, is a gorilla on stage, There's 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:45.560 a massive screen, there's screens everywhere, there's final lying across 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.040 the stadium. And every song sounded kind of sounds the same. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.120 If I'm honest, I think it's on burpose. Yeah. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.240 And it always builds up to where wash put their 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:54.359 hands in the air and jump up down. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.959 Yeah, And they did. They were gone nuts. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:56.480 Yeah. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.320 And my twelve year olds Cream in his little teens, 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.280 he had the best time of his life. And he 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.560 his phone ran out of battery after half now because 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.400 he was basically filming the. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.120 Whole You got to get him to cut that out. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:07.680 Well he did. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.160 He ran out of battery, so he had to watch 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.480 his favorite But when he told when he told everyone 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.120 in the crowd to put their two fingers in the end. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.240 Would have loved that. I said, did you do any guess? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.359 Hell you yeah? 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.400 And he also, I didn't realize the area that we 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.160 were in with allocated seats, and I said it was 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.960 free seating. So he just sat down and someone tried 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.359 to kick him out of his seat and he went, nah, 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.359 mean you sit anywhere? And he was his little mate, 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.800 was just having his little mate and people got. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:29.239 A bit shitty. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.400 And this guy next to him, I said about the 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.040 people around like you around sitting around you. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:33.840 That was awesome. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.400 He is because when I said, these people beat it, 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.960 you can sit anywhere. He goes, I got you, bro 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:40.080 I got you. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.320 I'm pretty sure the guy Nickson wanted to throw bones 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.640 on anyone coming down sit in the seats, and so 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.440 Ralph Fader's little guys, I got you, broke they come back. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.760 It's just just he was in mode. He was in 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.520 Soco mode. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:54.560 Ma. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.800 But Eden Park ip Ipic venue for live music. I 0:03:58.880 --> 0:03:59.400 must have met that. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:00.360 I know can. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.560 Helen Clark just put some bloody boomer ear plugs and 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:04.600 then I'm going over it. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:08.400 I'm going to throw it out there. Scrap cracket, scrap rugby. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.560 Just make it a live music venue, because I think 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.600 that's what it's built for. Yeah, it is, it's good. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.160 I just have one end with the stage, yes, and 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.520 then everyone packs it. It was fucking great. Yeah, and 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.480 I mean they've got the facility, they've got the bar service. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:19.720 There. 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.240 Never seen so many police in my life. Fair enough, 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:26.080 I can say why, yes, but it's but it was good. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.920 If you went along and you were in the mosh bed, 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.279 then get on you because that looked like my West 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:30.720 Night here. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.120 Oh my god. Yeah, terrifying. And yeah. So for those 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:35.960 of you listen at home, did you have Trevors Scott 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.960 chet on your Bongo card for the Genda podcast this morning? 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:43.440 I did put my airplugs in and that's quite funny. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.880 Well they had a big barrel of them, did they did? 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.520 It was like, I'm only Brazil and taking notes. It 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.160 was Halloween. We've got wacky hats on. It's very spooky here. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.080 Thanks for the wacky hat we did get them. I 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.280 presume it was Jana that dropped them off around little's disks. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:03.800 She's the she's the office social vibe and forcer. It's true. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.640 Yeah, vibe and forces are good, and force the means 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:07.960 that she's it's forced upon us. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:14.120 I don't think it is more well, vibe facilitator. Vibe facilitator. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.680 Like we come in Christmas last year and there was 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.839 just stuff all over there. I presumed that was just 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.160 one of the people from our team that was punishing us. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.480 She was the easter bunny as well. This year Easter 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.440 eggs gone around that tasted like candle wax. And that's 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:31.560 because they were the Chinese ones. Yeah, and she, I 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.560 presume has brought these wacky hits and then thankful for that. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:39.039 Are you going trickle treating tonight? Yes? 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.720 Yeah, I am got three kids. Uh, the twelve year 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.000 old is on the vergin. I did say to him, look, 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.279 you're on the verge of not going trigger treating because 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.159 any teenagers come to my house, I tell him to 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.880 fuck off. It's one got too U last year with 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:53.839 just a road cone on his. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.840 Head, that was it. That's a bloody cub. And I said, 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.960 I said, dude, fuck off, and he goes oh, And 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:00.560 I said you've just got a road on your head. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.000 And he goes, oh well, I was like, fuck off. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.520 This is literally it actually is a curb your enthusiasm. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.320 If two teenage girls shop at Larry's house and they're 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.040 not dressed up, yeah, they go a trick or train, 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.280 it does them to get fucked and then they like 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:16.400 TP's whole house. Yeah, yeah, that's the resk obviously, but 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.000 it is actually it is quite nice. It's a good, 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.680 good community kind of event. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:24.520 Yeah, an area anyway, because you dress you don't only 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.920 go to houses that have got shit on it, like 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.080 cob as a rule. Yeah, as a rule, So you 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:30.920 don't really go nowhere else. And so the people are 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.960 into it are into it. People who aren't got locked 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.760 their doors and put a sign up saying no one's 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:35.320 home or whatever. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:35.719 That's me. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.960 Yeah, but when you've got little kids, they fucking feze 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:39.240 on it. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.640 They get dressed up. It's quite cute. I used to 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.480 I used to clean up because my nana used to 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.200 work at a retirement home in Waymity. Yeah, and you 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.240 know that they would never get kids, and you know 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:52.160 they wanted something to do. So my nana would dress 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.680 me up and just walk me up and down the 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.440 halls of this retirement home. She bought the lollies with 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.760 the bloody company credit card, gave them to the old 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.320 people to then give to me. That's one of the 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:05.320 biggest rules I ever heard. That is like, it was 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.000 fucking great. It's genius. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:11.160 It's fucking genius, because then they feel like they've celebrated Halloween. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.400 You've got a fucking massive bucket of lollies. That's right, Yeah, 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.560 it was. It was brilliant. I probably pushed it for 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.400 a year or two too long when you were twenty 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.280 one s up and down the hall. That's hard to 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:22.120 get a bit creepy. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:25.120 It is one of the great traditions of Halloween for 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.679 any parents who listen to this podcast, is the great 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.560 lolly Sieve that goes on at about ten o'clock that night, 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.520 so all the kids, all the kids eventually go to bed, 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.640 and then you get all their buckets and you're steal 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.280 them out of their room and you empty it out 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.600 and you get rid of all the shit Chinese fucking lollies, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.880 and there you scrape off a few nice and like 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.400 mini crunches for yourself. Basically, you divide it by a 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.240 third really is you get rid of all the shit 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.240 stuff that people give you kids, and then you drill 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.920 it down and then you put it back where you 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.960 found it. And little fuckers don't know the difference. The idea, 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.080 no idea that you get yourself a kit cat chunky. Yeah, 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.720 I got kit cat chunky, and I've scraped off at least, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.400 you know, four cups of sugar out of their bucket. Yeah, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.640 and then I'm the wiser. But that's a tradition as 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:08.400 a parent to do that. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:11.480 Yeah. I forgot last year that it was Halloween and 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.440 it was my first year in our new house, and 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.400 there's like glass in the door, there's glass panets you 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.720 can see through it. But I forgot it was Halloween, 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.120 and I look over at the door and there's just 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:27.640 a scream mask, yeah, poking through the Yeah, there's a 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.120 lot of that if you yeah. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.440 With Halloween, it's like five it's like guy fawks on Guy. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.120 I always thinking, if you're going to shoot someone, do 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:35.600 it on Guy Fawks because no one's going to call 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:40.600 the cops if you're a pedophile. Halloween is an absolute 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:44.840 smorgas board. And that's why I recommend parents walk around 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.400 with your kids even shadow of them from behind if 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.840 they don't want to go with you, because these fuckers, 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:52.040 that's pretty much taking candy from a baby. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.400 Literally literally, they are hiding and playing sight. There's probably 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.920 people walking around dressed as a pedophile's like a pedophiles, 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:05.000 actually a pedophile. I didn't have pedophile chat on my cat. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.079 You get I'm gonna move us along, okay. Net Carrios 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.520 went on the Louis Thorau podcast yesterday. You probably saw 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.440 the story by now, but we've got the audio. He 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.120 reckons that we didn't build the pyramids. Here's what he said. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.400 You don't think the Pyramids were built by humans? 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:21.600 No? 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.080 I don't impossible? 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.439 Do you definitely? 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:29.160 How so well? How as opposed to who? I mean? 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.240 I just think they rolled huge blocks around on logs. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.400 That's insanity. The fact that how's that possible? 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.200 They got every measurement correct and they're all aligned, and 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.319 they did it with rolling large stones on logs is 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:45.920 an insane statement. Why the door's so big? Like who 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.640 needs to walk through the doors if they're that big? 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.040 I don't know, I don't I don't know who it was. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.400 I just don't think that we were capable. It's twenty 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:57.240 twenty four, and there's like, we can't even we can't 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.240 even all get along, and you think that we built 0:09:59.240 --> 0:09:59.840 the pyramids. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:00.680 You're insane. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.560 So okay, is he suggesting because the doors are so big? 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.320 Is he suggesting giants built it? 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.520 Yeah? Or aliens or alien I'm gonna be honest. Our 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:15.000 studio door is fucking preposterously tall. That is about almost 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.120 a three meter high door that's built by giants who 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.600 built the studio. I don't know who built this, no idea, 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.680 because look how hw the ceiling is. No one needs 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.240 this strong. Now you're going to tell me that it 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.800 was just a local construction company in Auckland. That's insane. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.400 You're ins insanity. That's insanity. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.160 We can't even go have a beer, how can we? 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.040 That's when we build this room. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.160 Yeah, that's right. We can't organize a person up, so 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.080 how could we possibly. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.319 I'm going to listen to I've listened to a few 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.720 of the Lewis throw podcasts. They're great because it's just 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.000 like his TV shows where he asked straight questions with 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.920 a straight voice and people just give a ludicrous answer. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:47.199 Yeah. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.800 It gives people enough rope to hang themselves with that yeah, 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.080 and he like the fact. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.560 He goes, of course they built it, and he goes, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.360 but he must have been sitting there going, oh, this 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:55.840 is gold. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.400 This guy's fucking crazy. He went on to ask him 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:00.679 about the moon landing, and I was like, I'm not sure. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.760 I don't think they did land on the moon. COVID. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.520 Did he go down the COVID? They didn't go COVID, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:09.839 but he did go do you think the Earth is flat? Around? Again? 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.560 I don't know. If I had to guess, I would 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.960 say round do you do you think? Do you think? 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.120 He just basically Louis throg was just on the fly 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:19.640 as soon as he found out that he didn't think 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:20.400 the pyramids are real? 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.239 Right, I'm going every conspiracy. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.840 Landing, yeah, yeah, everything, flat Earth, the whole thing, to 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:26.960 see how crazy he is. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.440 The moon landing one, if they didn't land on the moon, 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.760 why would the Russians have been like, oh God, damn it, 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.839 you guys beat us. You know, if the Russians had 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.480 any inkling that the Americans didn't land on the moon. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.240 They were one hundred percent there would have been someone 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.720 would have found the set, someone. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.080 Would have like, yeah, right, Why would they have just 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.880 been like, God, damn it, they beat us. So if 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.840 they had any inkling that it could have been fake, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.880 I don't know. That one's ridiculous. I also I hate 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:53.800 when people say, first of all, just because Kurrios can't 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.960 wrap his head around it doesn't mean Aliens built it. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.040 And second of all, I hate when they say that 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.520 we don't know how they built it, or it couldn't 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.600 have been built, or blah blah blah. You get any 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.240 like construction company with a couple of cranes and a bulldozer, 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.680 they could make the Pyramids tomorrow. I reckon you're neglecting 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.880 the fact that they had tens of thousands of slaves. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.839 They would three D print the pyramids exactly. Also, Nick 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.200 Carrios would have been to Dubai. He would have seen 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.199 the bird khalipher we can build that, you know what 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.360 I mean? The palm that's you. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:27.360 Know, the the Palm Jami that's reclaimed out of the sea, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.400 and each frong on the palm is an entire suburb 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.319 with mansions on it, and the biggest affront to God 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:36.839 because they've reclaimed land out of the sea, then put 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.320 a pool back and to the reclaimed land. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.200 Then float on top of it, because I don't want 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.920 to get wet as the biggest middle finger to God. Anyway, 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.160 we can make all of that shit. You don't believe 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.360 the pyramids? What about the doorsman? I why are the doors? 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:49.520 So? 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.480 Why are the doors? Why are the doors so big? 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.200 Explain that? He's got me. I can't. Yeah, I can't. Okay, 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.520 I'm looking at the door to our studio now, can't 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:56.920 explain it. 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.400 I'm trying to imagine the kind of creature. I'm glad 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.640 Nick Carrios is about because we need people like that. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.160 So that's great conscience. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.760 God blessed it. Curious. I just see Joe Marler wants 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.040 to bin the Hucker. Oh yeah, classic as always. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.800 It's this is like you can time this every year 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.840 of an Englishman, whether it's him or that other guy Jones, 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.880 Stephen Jones, the reporter coming out Saint Ben the Hucket. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.960 It's yeah, it goes around in circles. So that his 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.720 tweet said the hocker needs binning. 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:26.480 It's ridiculous, and I enjoyed Buck Shelford's so Buck Shelford's 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.199 response to him, Yeah, your haircut's ridiculous for a grand man. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:34.080 Joe Marlott not as big as I thought he would 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.800 have been when I saw him live and in the 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:36.840 flesh down there in Darnedo. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.160 Yeah, actually, because I think his head looks big and 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.959 his haircut looks crazy. But he's not overly as giant. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.760 He's not bebop and rock steady as I thought he was. No, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.120 we had on another flight we were on. We had 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:50.000 nipo la lala. 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.640 Couldn't my god, couldn't, could not walk, could barely fit 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:57.640 down the aisle sideways. What was worse when he was frontways. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.120 He kind of needs to just puts his arms up 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:04.000 in the air. Yeah, whereas Joe Malo, Yeah, off a Fussyson, 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:08.800 Oh my god, he's on the Game of two Hubs tonight. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.120 He is a monster too. And he's like, you forget 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:12.880 because you look at a prop on the rugby field 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:14.920 and you're like, oh, yeah, it's short, fat dude. No no, no, 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:15.760 he's like six four. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:16.080 Yeah. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.560 These guys are enormous. But anyway, he came out today 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.320 and said, oh, it was just a little bitter fun. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:24.000 I think he I think it's like when we post 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.520 that Coli meme, Yes, but we know we're going to 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.600 get a reaction out of this that it's just fun. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.360 So true, Like we laugh at on the Indian fans 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.640 who get triggered, but that trigger's key with nothing else 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:35.960 is when you have a go at the harker. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:41.040 Yeah, and I saw some good, you know, retorts from 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:44.080 English fans. They were like, you guys should just do 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:45.360 it when you're at home. There should be a home 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:45.880 game thing. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:46.280 Yeah. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.640 I kind of agree with that, but also yeah, but. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.520 Then then you go to places like Ireland and Canada 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.040 and Japan, they fucking love it. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.840 Yeah. Sure. And but the other thing is, like we've 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.280 always said, if you don't like it, or you don't 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.520 know how to react or respond to it, come up 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.840 with your own thing. Sing Waltzing Matilda, sing through the 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:06.240 whole thing, play fucking who was that that South African 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:11.200 DJ that played yes or something like that. 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.720 Well there's that famous time that the Australian team lined 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.880 up and David Campeazy was just back in the twenty 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.840 two doing up and unders to himself. Yeah yeah that 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.080 was I love that. Yeah, but he also got his 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.400 head taken off their game. Yeah, look, but that's all 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:23.760 part of it. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:24.040 Yeah. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.960 And then it was the time the Australian team just 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:27.840 carried their warm up on and they got beaten forty 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.480 five mil or something. Yeah, Wellington, didn't they make the 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.360 all bo to the hockey and the shid that was 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:35.440 in Wales, so Wales, which is fair enough. 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:40.480 Wales said you can do your hacker before them for 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.800 the anthems, yeah, and then went give fucked, we're doing 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.280 the ship and they did. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.120 And then thump them. Yeah. Yeah. But I like all 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.320 of the stuff, like I like that people. I liked 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.040 when they played music over the top of it. I 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.320 like when they did the fly over at the top 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.440 of it they were all singing. It all adds to it, 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:57.080 totally does. 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.360 And if it fires up the All Blacks even more 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.280 than you, let's get make it interesting. 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.200 And if it fires your team up. And I've said 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.240 one of my half packed sports ideas was because that 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.480 wears off after the first like five ten minutes, the 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:12.800 adrenaline rush of the hucker. So my half pack sports 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.200 idea was halftime hucker to get the because you need 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.560 it more in the second half really, and it would 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.000 terrify the other team because if they were waiting for 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:25.160 the hucker and it didn't happen, the fuck that need it. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.080 Then then they're in the changing rooms a half time, 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.080 they're like getting geed up. They come running out and 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.840 as they're coming out the tune of ship, here's the. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.080 All blacks that's on the hacker now or they do 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:35.120 the hacker ye down the tunnel as the other team 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.240 are coming out exactly either side of the tunnel. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.520 God. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.360 But I'm also concerned for people's people's voices as well, 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.800 because I remember Cody Taylor led the Hacker and he 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.280 nearly blew a voice bot at the start, and he's, 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.000 you know, he's crucial for the line out calls and 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.840 everything else. So I'm bit worried for him when he 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:57.520 goes but to it looks like he's going to blow 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:58.600