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Speaker 1: The ZIM podcast Network, The Fleet, Wawne and Haley Big Pod.

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Speaker 1: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 1: every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, flet Swawn

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Speaker 1: and Haley.

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Speaker 2: She's back.

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Speaker 3: Hi guys, She's back from Australia. I've sort of been

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Speaker 3: taking a day off sort of each week recently. Maybe

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Speaker 3: I'll just keep doing that. I was sick last week.

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Speaker 2: Terrible work ethic, terrible.

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Speaker 3: Work of Australia. I was in Australia hanging out with computer.

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Speaker 3: Says no, David William This is why.

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Speaker 1: So we've actually we're actually are going to chat to

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Speaker 1: him later in the week on the show.

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Speaker 3: He's touring around. He's got two shows. He's doing a

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Speaker 3: kids show because he writes kids books and he sort

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Speaker 3: of does some of the characters from the box. And

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Speaker 3: then he's got a show for adults.

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Speaker 1: What was he like, Because you know, they say, don't

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Speaker 1: meet you like your idols. I'm not saying he's one

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Speaker 1: of your comedy idols, but I will watching them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little brand.

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Speaker 3: It's sort of strange to meet someone that famous. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: always famous. Yeah, Well, on the show in Australia. Every

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Speaker 3: time we talked about a celebrity would give us a

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Speaker 3: little story of meeting that celebrity. Really get somebody when

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Speaker 3: I was having New Year's at from John's, and of course,

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Speaker 3: as you do, yes, yes, and Kevin Costner was there

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Speaker 3: and Nicholas Cage and I said, and you're like, what ridiculous?

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Speaker 3: Kind of ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't fly in New Zealand, remember that, calm.

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Speaker 3: Down man, But in Australia though, Australia, I.

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Speaker 1: Love it, love it. Coming up on the show, the

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Speaker 1: Top Six, the Top six new police powers are to

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Speaker 1: control this out of control boy racers. You well, now

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Speaker 1: that crusher Collins is back. I hope she crushes some

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Speaker 1: more cars. Yeah, she's still there. She's gone in charge

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Speaker 1: of the police. She's not yea.

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Speaker 3: I sort of thought she was Old Smith Justice.

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Speaker 2: It's different.

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Speaker 1: Ministers Mark someone, I.

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Speaker 2: Think, oh yeah, yeah, he used to be a cop,

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Speaker 2: didn't he.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So what they're going to get some new powers

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Speaker 1: to deal with these pesky boy race Okay, but you've

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Speaker 1: got the Top six powers you'd like to see because

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Speaker 1: maybe it's not enough. I'll give them. I'll give them

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Speaker 1: some hours. Rich because your now wife used to be

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Speaker 1: a girl race, didn't she she was?

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Speaker 3: She did?

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Speaker 1: She had she lance a GSR Turbo and that thing

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Speaker 1: was our rocket. Lasa, Man, how people change, how we

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Speaker 1: change up.

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Speaker 3: She's still got a heavy foot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're definitely the slow she's the heavy foot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you'd never guess that.

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Speaker 1: The way she grasps everything when I'm driving.

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Speaker 2: You just your how would she be?

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Speaker 3: Why is she so afraid? Why is she so afraid

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Speaker 3: of something of that three hundred meters away? And if

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Speaker 3: you hit something at the speed you drive, it would

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Speaker 3: just sort of tap it. Yeah, little little book.

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Speaker 1: Next on the show, I thank god.

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Speaker 3: I'm back to share some devastating news. We've mentioned Kin

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Speaker 3: the swan in christ Church. Well, I have a sad

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Speaker 3: update about Ken. He's not dead, Lay and Haley, you

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Speaker 3: may remember last month we spoke about Ken, the lonely

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Speaker 1: Mate, and you were deeply moved by that.

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Speaker 3: I was deeply moved, and as you can hear, I'm

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Speaker 3: still moved.

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Speaker 1: This is in christ Church, at a lakes lake in

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Speaker 1: Ernol Clark Reserve.

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Speaker 3: He lost his partner of ten years, Samantha. She died

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Speaker 3: at around age thirty six. Now that's they lived.

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Speaker 1: I would have thought.

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Speaker 3: Long life for a species which typically lives around thirty

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Speaker 3: being watched by humans and King lost the mate and

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Speaker 3: you may remember someone put him on Tinder, he is

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Speaker 3: to try to go, hey, is anyone out there with

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Speaker 1: Rob he owns all the swans. He was Queen's queen

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Speaker 1: the swans.

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Speaker 3: Does the king owned the swan?

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Speaker 1: That's the rule in England, but not here. Swans can

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Speaker 3: Surely I could buy a swan and the swan would

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Speaker 3: be mine and not King Charles. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I think they were bought in on the proviso that

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Speaker 3: Well, he needs to come and look after him.

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Speaker 1: Minga's I don't like swans, but not a fan.

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Speaker 3: King Charles has shown no interest in the fact that

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Speaker 3: keen Is has been lonely and now King's lost he's missing.

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Speaker 3: He is missing. No, so they I think they.

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Speaker 1: Could be hanging out. Can you you can peaking a Swan?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say it could be hanging outside down

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Speaker 1: you can peaking anything?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, if I don't know, if you can?

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Speaker 2: What about peaking.

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Speaker 1: Ham They don't hang so down. They put it through

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, peaking shaved hand, Yeah, champagne shaved hand.

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Speaker 1: Of course you could peaking a champagne hand.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: What else?

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Speaker 1: Could you peak? Any? Any meat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I just get some some bloody duck pancakes. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: duck pancakes rule. No, I'm talking about there any leads

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Speaker 3: Swan's gone, well, they think that he's but he hasn't

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Speaker 3: within his turf. So he's been looking far and wide,

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Speaker 3: and they're calling on the public. So he was last

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Speaker 3: seeing about twelve kilometers down the Heathcote River near Faery Meat. Okay,

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Speaker 3: last week he's to see Yeah, yeah, So he's twelve

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Speaker 3: kilometers away from his home Swan Lake in Kashmir. Hell

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Speaker 1: Well, he's probably run out of swipes on Tinder.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to opening urradius eur radius. Yeah, your

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Speaker 3: Now they think that he thinks that maybe he's just

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Speaker 3: enjoying a bit of freedom for a while. He's going out,

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Speaker 3: you know, single funny Samantha probably wouldn't let him go out.

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Speaker 3: I got rid of the old ball and chain. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and now he's like, I'm going on a boy's trip,

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Speaker 3: I'll look for a new mate. So they want to

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Speaker 3: if the public sees lonely King the Swan who looks

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Speaker 3: like I described him as a Swan's Swanish.

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Speaker 1: But authorities worry that people could be reporting the wrong Swan.

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Speaker 3: How do we identify Ken, like is he just white?

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Speaker 3: Or they just said, look, we can't have a lonely

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Speaker 1: Run Facebook page needs a swift kick up the JACKSI

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Speaker 1: is a cradd since they told us in March and

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty that they were closed for treatments due to

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen Swan Lake, Swan Lake Gardens and Christs. So

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Speaker 1: then you mentioned Catherine. He's a picture of Catherine in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty with Samantha. That's a couple of raging lesbian swan.

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Speaker 3: Samantha was was King's do you think she was having

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Speaker 3: She was having an affair with with Catherine preaching her

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Speaker 3: Goose geese are worse. Goose is bad too.

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Speaker 1: I've got no time for these birds. Well, if you

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Speaker 1: see the wandering king King the lonely swan in christ Church,

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Speaker 1: what do you call the police?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it a one one one call?

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Speaker 1: They're just saying report to local city council. Oh right, okay,

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Speaker 1: call the council. Singama's Swan song, Yeah yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: good from producer Jared here.

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Speaker 3: Swan is the loneliest num but that you live a

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Speaker 3: do anyway? Thought on that, Jared.

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Speaker 1: Silly Little Pole is next on the show Water Sparkling, Sparkling.

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Speaker 1: These results annoyed me because you're a fancy boy play

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Speaker 1: Fletchborne and Haley Haley silly little pool.

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Speaker 5: It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

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Speaker 3: Silly.

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Speaker 1: Which kind of water is the best kind of water?

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Speaker 6: Is that? I?

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Speaker 3: Said a little pole. Is it still is a sparkling?

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Speaker 1: Sparkling every time? Still, Sparkling's a treat not an every time.

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Speaker 2: It's a treaty. It's a treaty.

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Speaker 3: It's a little treaty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like if you're going to a fancy restaurant,

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Speaker 1: you might be oh, yeah, but then a cost someone

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Speaker 1: is just like no tag.

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Speaker 3: And when they say still or sparkling, I'll always answer

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Speaker 1: Crank rank yet and you're like alpha twelve bucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Tap.

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Speaker 3: Tap is fine thing.

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Speaker 2: Tap is fine. It's all good.

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Speaker 3: Your sit for flitchers.

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Speaker 2: I've got great tap water.

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Speaker 3: No even you know that it's thick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it causing climbing issues at the moment. No,

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Speaker 1: that's the that's the whole water.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's because meant to be hated.

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Speaker 1: Your water isn't meant to be hated because there's so

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Speaker 1: many chemicals and elements in it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, it's like I've got toiling.

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Speaker 1: The glasses and then expecting your hot water. I've got

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Speaker 1: water in the city waters.

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Speaker 3: Nothing wrong.

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Speaker 1: It's weird how water one kg one leader of water

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Speaker 1: is always one kg and it flitches.

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Speaker 3: It's one and a half. Yeah, do you know what

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Speaker 3: hell on earth is? Having a hangover? It flitches? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and drinking up in the morning like far out.

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Speaker 1: Ringing his sahara, his sahara. Water takes hydration from you.

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Speaker 1: It is weird how it dehydrates you, even though it's water.

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Speaker 1: What kind of water is the best kind of water?

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Speaker 1: Still smoking into that at eighty one percent? Yeah, sparkling

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Speaker 1: nineteen percent.

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Speaker 3: Is there a difference between sparkling water and soda water?

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Speaker 3: That's exactly the same.

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Speaker 1: It is although naturally occurring sparkling water naturally Like when

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Speaker 1: you femi something, it.

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Speaker 3: Is not naturally occurring sparkling what it's all erated.

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Speaker 1: Sparkling naturally occurring sparkling water. Prepare to eat your own words.

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Speaker 1: I will apologize. Sparkling or carbonated water forms naturally when

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Speaker 1: volcanic gases dissolve in springs and ranking natural water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sarwater, it's naturally occurring.

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Speaker 1: Sparkling water often contains minerals such as sodium and calcium

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Speaker 1: fine and to artificially carbonate water, pressure i co too

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Speaker 1: is injected into the water.

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Speaker 3: For if you buy an avy on or antipodes or

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Speaker 3: even a sparkling whatever mineral water it's been harbonated.

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Speaker 1: No, there is natural occurring spark you by is Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, but they do put that stuff in bottles.

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Speaker 1: I want mine artisan wells in such places as the

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Speaker 3: absolute reaming. That is unbelievable, isn't it? Should we should

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Speaker 1: I can't temperature at least a warning so that it

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Speaker 1: Morning Brend for our newsreader Brend Lovely, Yeah, read out

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Speaker 1: to him Sex twenty six play. Strava mules are in

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Speaker 2: We've mentioned this a while ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people paying other people to have their stats for

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Speaker 1: Because you've finished yours and because ours is len It's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people are earning money as Strava mules running forty

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Speaker 3: That's so okay.

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Speaker 3: Can you watch? Can you have it on your watch?

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Speaker 3: It's not enough.

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Speaker 1: But the other reason that people are doing it is

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Speaker 3: Because you're healthy. And then as you're making an effort.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some gyms as well, like Lincoln with your insurance

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Speaker 1: But then people are getting discounts on their like health

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Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, and welcome pits of hell that we

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Speaker 1: call New Zealand. I don't know if you guys import

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's everything? What's happening now? Boy races bare back?

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Speaker 2: Are they back back? Baby speed?

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Speaker 1: They're doing burnouts? Yeah, they're doing drifting And then listen

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Speaker 3: Only once I only even once was in the back

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Speaker 3: Do you remember what kind it was? No, but I

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah for me, not for me. See if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, burnout Coori in Wellington wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was not quite my set, was it

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Speaker 1: Lately there had been some like serious like police were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's getting a bit out of control.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I got the top six new police powers

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Speaker 3: Sex on there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, is it the top sex new police powers to

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Speaker 1: combat boy races? Number six on the list. Monster trucks, Man,

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Speaker 1: how cool? Monster trucks just drive straight up run over them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been warned.

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Speaker 3: Who literally going to do that? Pulls up?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 5: Who oh?

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Speaker 1: She was crushing boy racer cars like what was that?

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Speaker 1: Three infringements and then she'd crush your car and they

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Speaker 1: I reckon, She's got to crush some more cars if.

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Speaker 3: She's serious, it's gonna live up to the name.

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Speaker 1: Or strip them for parts. The government might as well

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Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, strip them.

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Speaker 1: would that be? Monster truck pulls up? Obviously, floodlights go on? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: AI version of all generator. Yeah, Jered, could you please

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Speaker 1: get an AI generated version of a New Zealand police

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Speaker 1: monster truck. Yeah, just big tires and it will just

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Speaker 1: civil manner. And if they don't, just fire with fire. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: actually maybe some flame throwers on them. Trucks always have

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Speaker 1: stuff and some rock and roll. Number five on the

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Speaker 3: Yes, so they try to get away.

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Speaker 1: And the magnets just go under the car. Yeap stick

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Speaker 3: but doing doing a burnout, but they won't be going anywhere.

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00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: You got them?

445
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, got them? Okay, We've got an AI generated New

446
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 3: Zealand police monster.

447
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: Try Is that everything we hoped for?

448
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 3: I think it could be bigger, bigger beggar.

449
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a normal truck begger bgger, beggar beggar

450
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,159
Speaker 1: to make that that's so good. I can do everything

451
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: apart from like lettering.

452
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 7: Place because it's place and it's got This is the

453
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 7: nulls price police bigger Okay, We're going to come back

454
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 7: to that after the next number, but we need that bigger.

455
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: Also, these need to go on an Instagram story for

456
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 1: those listening at home absolutely can't see the first.

457
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: Version and you're only and on it. Begger, We're gonna

458
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 3: go more height.

459
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to go bigger, bigger, say about.

460
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 3: Twice as big.

461
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: And see how four times four times is big Like

462
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: one of those mining trucks, you know, those mining dump

463
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: dump truck.

464
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

465
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: So you're saying you want to New Zealand police cause

466
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: for years a huge bush the cars car crusher. Yeah,

467
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: number four on the list of the top six new

468
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: police powers to combat boy races, E m P cannons,

469
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise has always got these inner movies electromagnetic pulse. Yeah,

470
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: and it kills kills their electronics.

471
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 3: Good start, Okay, Okay, here we go the next one.

472
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that looks yeah, it looks more. That looks

473
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: more like a ambulance or ahear it's.

474
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: Got New Zealand police kind of sorted.

475
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also that's kind of it's more American New

476
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: York police car as well. But I don't I don't

477
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: need it. I think we're on the right. Maybe some

478
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: flames coming out of it with slame thrower. Yes, yeah, okay, okay,

479
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: So the e MP cannons will just stop them in

480
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: their tracks.

481
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: Love that idea.

482
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: And then we can just use the big magnets to

483
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: pick up their cars, put them in the back of

484
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: once trucks and take them to the crusher. Love this

485
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: Number three on the list of the sex new police powers.

486
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: To combat boy racers, we employ Sergeant the Rock and

487
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Van Diesel. Although contract negotiations he'll probably have to

488
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: be captain. I don't know, you know how they both

489
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: have no lose deals in their contracts.

490
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 3: So we get the Rock and Vin Diesel and what

491
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 3: are they going to do? Just come in and one

492
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 3: line truck stop them.

493
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: We're fighting fire with fire. Love that Number two on

494
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: the last of the top sex new police powers to

495
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: combat boy racers, we employ the opposite of the boy racer,

496
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: the Granny Dawdler. Oh yeah, we get Granny out there

497
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: and the tee peach teeter. Yeah, and she's just block.

498
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: She's just running a roadblock. Yeah, is a the lanes yet?

499
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 2: Love that?

500
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: And then we what we do is you know the

501
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: old saying, circle the wagons yep, we circle the teeters

502
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: or the Dahatsu mirrors.

503
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: Guys, I've got an update on the monster truck and

504
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 3: somehow a bikini clad woman is standing next to it.

505
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 3: Whether the projected Jared add that or do you think

506
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 3: it's just when you add s us we can't.

507
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: Can't sexualize there? Yea, the truck really sexualized the sexy

508
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: police officer there in a bikini. I asked for Sydney Sweeney,

509
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: but it wouldn't let me.

510
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 3: Let's remove her, but the trucks spot on. I think

511
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: the added could you ask.

512
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: For New Zealand police decal?

513
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: So I don't know.

514
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 3: Otherwise I love it. And cannon pirate cannon. We want

515
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 3: a pirate cannon.

516
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: On top of the socials and we said these are

517
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: the actual we've had. We've done an Official Information Request Act. Yes, yeah,

518
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: to see why New Zealand has planned for is so scary.

519
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: Woman in the bikini has really just thrown me here.

520
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 3: What's she doing?

521
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: And number one on the list you find her hot

522
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: or not? Oh, she's very attractive, so is that the problem?

523
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: She's not really you're finding her hot?

524
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

525
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: Okay, carry on, Well, welcome to you know, hntai it's

526
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: such a confusing state of mind. Number one on the

527
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: list they're not.

528
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 3: Real, but why are they hot? Why are they hot?

529
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 3: It's like it could never actually happen.

530
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: There are two d Yeah, okay, piece of paint.

531
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 3: Yeah it's going.

532
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: And number one on the lists of the top sex

533
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: you police powers, the combat boy racers. I say, with

534
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: confiscate every car that's capable of going over one hundred

535
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: kilometers hour and give everybody gunment issued Suzuki Jimney.

536
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 3: You'd be all right, Yeah, you'd be fine. You'd be fine, Yeah.

537
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: Kilometers an hour. Coming to work today and it was screaming,

538
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: we've got it. There is goods if you want to

539
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: see that. The flamethrow is not even it's shooting around

540
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: the sky let there's trouble. The siren is a flamethriwer.

541
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: That's todays subsex play Sims, Fleb and Haley.

542
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 3: I love a cam Art. I love a Camart dupe

543
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 3: as much as the next person. They've duped solder ganeio spray,

544
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: they've duped dice and ear wraps.

545
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: They've.

546
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 3: Utensils, man, oh man. It's great that they can. You know,

547
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: people can buy option of things and it's I mean

548
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: I had came up plates that lasted six years.

549
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: Well varns are still going chipped but still go barely.

550
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: They weren't came out bits.

551
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 3: There were briscost plates.

552
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: I reckon.

553
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 3: We've had them about fourteen fifteen shows. Yeah, that's a

554
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 3: surprise to no one. They still hold liquid, so there

555
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 3: and bacteria in the chips. They also a whole bit

556
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 3: of a saw point within the Smith family. Well, Mike

557
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: gowing up. My mum used to collect these plates because

558
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: she's got quite a collectic taste as well that they're

559
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: by Bordello Pinheirol and they are these cabbage plates. And

560
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: if you know them, you know them.

561
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: They're like, I didn't know what you were talking about,

562
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: but then you showed me photos and I was like,

563
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: you know those they look like a cabbage.

564
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 2: Leaf, but the leaf's bowl.

565
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: The bowls or plates or trays and they're all in

566
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 3: cabbage leaves and they were very famous.

567
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: And do they have the they've got like the like

568
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: the ridges like a cabbage.

569
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all textured and were they were like collected

570
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: things and like people use them. My mum uses hers,

571
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: but she also has someone on a wall and I've

572
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 3: always loved them and like collectibles. Yeah, and like, for example,

573
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 3: to get like a cabbage bowl of a decent size,

574
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 3: like a salad bowl. If you went to Smith and

575
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: Coey's in New Zealand, you might pay like one hundred

576
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars for it.

577
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: What for a ble like this ceramics a cabbage leaf?

578
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: I love them. They look good at my house right. Well,

579
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 3: I went to kmart last week and oh my god,

580
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 3: I saw them and they've got a jupe. They have

581
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 3: a cabbage bowl jupe that is they've got. I think

582
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: it's like eighteen dollars. People are loving them too, and

583
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: people aren't lapping them up. And I was like, I

584
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 3: wanted the expensive ones and no, no, no, Now now you

585
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: can just get them for super cheap. And now I

586
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: was like, well do I bother or do I just

587
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: get the cheap came up?

588
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: We get the cheap came out?

589
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: The warehouse has got them too, really don't have the redges. Yeah,

590
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: it's not as detailed outide. Okay, well if you and fash, yeah.

591
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: I love that.

592
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: I do you know. I'm yet to buy one because

593
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: I was saving up to buy like some of the proper.

594
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: Ones like watch some sickond hand ones if I found

595
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: someone trade.

596
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 3: Me and whatnot. And now I was always going to

597
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 3: inherit them from my mum because she collected them, and

598
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 3: now I must. We'll just get a Kmart one. We'll

599
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: just yeah, yeah, to get a came up one. We can't.

600
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: They're sold out everywhere in k Mart. That's how popular

601
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 3: they are. Okay, So I don't know if I'm more

602
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 3: upset that I was gonna have these luxe plates and

603
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 3: now you can get them from Kmar, or if I'm

604
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 3: upset that I can't get them from kbut because it's

605
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: all so out either way, get yourself a little cabbage,

606
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 3: bold voorn, and he's read of Bran Rudkins here are

607
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: still not giving him the grace of looking at him.

608
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 3: Just look earlier in the day, a little startlingly attractive?

609
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 2: Which earlier was best?

610
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: What did I say?

611
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 3: Were the people were talking over you?

612
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm a professional broadcaster.

613
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 3: Earlier in the cold, you slewed your way through the

614
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 3: word professional. Still a little pole. Earlier in the morning,

615
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 3: Which water is best? Still or sparkling?

616
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: A raging debate where Still was overwhelmingly the one winner.

617
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: Now we take comments on some little pole and we

618
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: got one from brand Rudkin, who's got a blue Tech

619
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: on Instagram. But he's he's got as you guys.

620
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: You paid for it. You paid one of those ardo.

621
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: Of being on the show that I don't have one

622
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: open doors for me turned down the blue tech. Have

623
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: you like how Helen Clark turned down her knighthood the game? Yeah,

624
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: bit of a hero, man of the people. Yeah, you

625
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: said you prefer sparkling water and at room temperature a monster.

626
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 3: We were absolutely love sparkling water. It's got to be icy.

627
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to define which room if

628
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 3: you're in the freezer, the minus five bar and queens. Yeah, yeah,

629
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 3: when I.

630
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: Was thinking that, the hot water cylinder cupboard. She's hot

631
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: like a hot, warm sparkling water.

632
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 8: I've been rocking at this morning. Actually, I've got some

633
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 8: sinus problems. Okay, pop a bit of vic in it.

634
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: On the chin.

635
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: I don't think you drink fat. I don't think.

636
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: Do not take holt for from the vapor rub guy.

637
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: You know I love you love Yeah, you do some

638
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: of my mustache right now because I'm slathering myself in

639
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: it before being really I got mocked actually by your

640
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: fiance at the weekend.

641
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: Why what did he say?

642
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: He said, it's just for like on the chest. I

643
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: get it on the back, on the feet, get it

644
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: on the face. It's not on the face. I swallow it.

645
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: I drink it. Yeah, should win out that you shouldn't

646
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 1: be doing hot water and put a towel over your

647
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: head and huff it steam. But if I have a

648
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: bottle of sparkling water like from the soda stream and

649
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: it goes like warm, I just tip it out.

650
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: Yuck, yeah, yuck.

651
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, We've got to put a pack of fridge,

652
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 3: put it back in the front. Why safe has water?

653
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 3: You've got to come over to Fletcher's house one day. Water.

654
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever drunk mayonnaise? It's not mayn it's not

655
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: a lovingly it's Italian dressing. Since Italian dressing and sometimes

656
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: you live in but to try Italian dressing.

657
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: It's the same water as everyone else hair.

658
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: It's you might have the run off from Paul Newman's factory.

659
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: Brent. If you've got to a restaurant and you order

660
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 3: and they say still a sparkling, will you go sparkling?

661
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 3: But please heat it up a bit.

662
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the joke might grow out. Yeah, just a

663
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Speaker 2: splash of warm w.

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Speaker 3: Why when did you start having roomed.

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Speaker 8: Timp Well, it was when I started having room temperature sprite,

666
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Speaker 8: which is basically flavored sparkling water.

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Speaker 3: It is essentially what it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly what it is, exactly. Yeah right, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: we said that.

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Speaker 3: Brin should get a formal letter, like a formal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we've sent that. Would you like to read

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Speaker 2: your formal warning?

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Speaker 1: Well, read yours because I've got a response. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I read yours, Dan brand Rugg And this is a

675
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Speaker 1: subject formal written warning. This is a I did this. Yeah,

676
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Speaker 1: we have this message finds you. Well, I'm running to

677
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Speaker 1: address a recent matter concerning your conduct that has come

678
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Speaker 1: to our attention. It's been noted that you have expressed

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Speaker 1: a preference for drinking sparkling order at room temperature. While

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Speaker 1: we acknowledge that personal preferences vary, it's essential to adhere

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Speaker 1: to our company standards and guidelines to maintain a consistent

682
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Speaker 1: professional workplace environment, including Child's Hair Sparkling HDM. We strive

683
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Speaker 1: to maintain a cohesive and unified team. The expression of

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Speaker 1: preferences such as consuming sparkling water at room temperature, while

685
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: seeming minor, has been perceived as inconsistent with the norms

686
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Speaker 1: we may aim to uphold forms good.

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Speaker 3: We could probably just.

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Speaker 1: Get rid of hr FAI. Then they can't fire us

689
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Speaker 1: because it's a computer. This behavior does not align with

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Speaker 1: the professional stands we expect from our team members. This

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Speaker 1: letter serves as a formal warning and reminder to align

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Speaker 1: with how established norms and expectations fall online, basically saying

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Speaker 1: there continue behavior that deviates from these expectations may result

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Speaker 1: in further disciplinary action. If you have any questions or

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Speaker 1: wish to discuss the matter further, contact car Fletcher at

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Speaker 1: Fletcher could be done the heavy lifting to start, you

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Speaker 1: pick up, kick the ball, you chase it.

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Speaker 2: What's your response to that? Brit To be honest, I

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Speaker 2: didn't read it.

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Speaker 8: I just copied it into AI for a response and

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Speaker 8: I got this. Nice Dear Vaughan Smith and the f

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Speaker 8: v h M team. I hope this reply finds you

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Speaker 8: in the refreshing embrace of appropriately chilled beverages.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 8: I must admit receiving this formal written warning has truly

706
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Speaker 8: sparked a bubble of self reflection.

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Speaker 3: Within for God's say, it's doing puns.

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Speaker 8: While I've long stood by the delicate nuances of room

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Speaker 8: temperature water, I can now see how my rogue habits

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Speaker 8: might have fizzled out of line with the esteem norms

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Speaker 8: of our team. I trust this sets the record straight,

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Speaker 8: and I look forward to resuming my duties without further allegations.

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Speaker 1: Warmest regards, warmest regards, temperature, regards.

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Speaker 3: Those regards. That's a great way to end it an email,

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Speaker 3: I reckon, okay, well, apology except yeah, so I can

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Speaker 3: do the newser eight for thee to.

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Speaker 1: Use any of the fridges here as well to chill

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Speaker 1: that water fridges surrounding your studio fridge, and you're you're

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Speaker 1: welcome to place your sparkling water in Britain. Brad can

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Speaker 1: use ready to thank you so much, seventeen past seven.

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Speaker 1: Next on the show, an announcement of sorts, he.

722
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 3: Had to tell Hailey that was what I would describe

723
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 3: as a growling. You're just gonna I don't eat during

724
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: the Like we were just talking. You were like, this

725
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 3: is what Flin does. Yeah, this is what Fletch does.

726
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: I'll be eating in the break and you'll be like,

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00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: all right, don't eat. Stop eating, And then he yelled

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Speaker 3: at me and don't eat her in the break she's

729
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 3: about to do it. She's about to do it doing

730
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Speaker 3: I don't even know I'm doing it. I love food.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, food's really great. Yeah, food is delicious.

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Speaker 1: We've got a member of the team in the studio

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Speaker 1: with an announcement to make good morning to you, producer

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Speaker 1: Jared get A Gang.

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Speaker 3: Jared, what's happening.

736
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow's my last day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been made redundant, and luckily I've lined up

739
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 9: some stuff outside of tomorrow, and yeah, tomorrow's.

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Speaker 3: My las ter.

741
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 2: That sucks, dude, it sucks hard.

742
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: Also that like there's no middle heads left in the team,

743
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 3: so yeah, excuse.

744
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: Me, I can throw them.

745
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 3: Oh my excuse me.

746
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Speaker 2: I like the food fighters.

747
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, Wow, we're talking middle I'm talking hold of those.

748
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jed abandoning me Actually today you might be my last.

749
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: Music from two thousand and five the other day.

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00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 3: Wow, that's so middle that's so metal. Now we're genuinely

751
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: so disappointed, Jared, and we love you and you're such

752
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: an amazing member of the team, and yeah, we're going

753
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: to miss you a lot, I think and our listeners

754
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 3: and our podcasts listeners will miss you as well.

755
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, who are they going to say at eleven o'clock

756
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: in the morning with the podcast in the podcast, I'm

757
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: ready for the podcast. I'm trying, guys, frantically trying to

758
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: get it up before the first we's of the podcast. Yeah, yeah, dude,

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00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: this so you started here in twenty twenty. Yeah, March second,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: What a year was twenty twenty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was, I mean when you started and then well,

763
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, this is gonna be fine. The stuff's

764
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: playing for the year, and then the lockdown. I was like,

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00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: you'll get your experience radio on the other side of

766
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: this thing, and wow, it's kind of still fine to

767
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 1: come back. But yeah, yeah, I'll never quoite be the same.

768
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: Haley sort of that.

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00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 3: Kind of ruined the vibe. So not the vibe higher. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you are the vibe.

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Speaker 1: You are the vibe higher. I am the vibe higher.

772
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: To keep the vibes right. About four and a half

773
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: years is a hell of an innings for a producer.

774
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: No one asked that long because.

775
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 2: Flitch is a I mean, you just heard I told Hailey.

776
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 3: Locked at me.

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00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you should hear. If that's how he speaks the woman,

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00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: you should speaks to men. Oh, yeah, I know he

779
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: softens it the women he does. Yeah, he gives them

780
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 1: on the ass afterwards. That make them feel better. That's

781
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: what he's always said. Yeah, it sucks, but tomorrow I

782
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: was thinking we finally let a dream come true before Jared.

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00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: Lee's for his last day.

784
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Speaker 2: A little gift about huff from Flitch.

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00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: This has been great debate behind your back, and we

786
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: suggested it ages ago, and Flinch said, no, one's going

787
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 3: to want to listen to that.

788
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh I think I know. We have a little miniature

789
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: D and D game break. We'll see, we'll see. You're

790
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: going to be so hooked at the end of one

791
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: break with the storytelling and the crafting of these this

792
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: this world and the characters. You're on my side, Hayley.

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00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: You don't know.

794
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 3: I'm not because I'll do this only for Jared and

795
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 3: for Jared only. But now I'm excited about the character development.

796
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 1: Where I'm just going, it's been a while since you've acted. Okay, okay,

797
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: nothing on Telly telling, nothing on stage. Everything's been canceled,

798
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: hasn't it actually.

799
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: Just wrapped up being on TV. It's not about me.

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00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get you on board by playing

801
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: your insecurity.

802
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 3: I'm crying because Jared's leaving, not because you're being mean

803
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 3: to me.

804
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

805
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 3: So so how's it going to work?

806
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: Warm?

807
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: Because I've literally never played D and D before. We

808
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: want to do a short game, well, we do it short.

809
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: It can't be it can't be a game. It'll just

810
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 2: have to be a scene.

811
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Speaker 3: A scene from a D and D. Jared will give

812
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 3: us characters.

813
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: I'll make everyone a character.

814
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: So you're the master, Yeah, the storytailer dungeon even when.

815
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: I say it to say that's sexy.

816
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 3: Stuff because I hear dungeon master and I just think

817
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 3: of something else. But I've been reading too many books.

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00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: Most people are both. Yeah, most Dungeons and jeron game

819
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: is also very sexually.

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00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: Okay, now you're not making it better.

821
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: So strict five minutes quite maybe a tavern scene, yes,

822
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: and departing gift to you, even though I would normally

823
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: have a hard band on anything Dungeons and Dragons on

824
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: the show. What character are you thinking for, Fletch. I'm

825
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: thinking of like.

826
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 3: A Persian rug merchant, a Persian.

827
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: A Persian dwarf like from the mines, not an actual

828
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: small person. I would say that, well, that's where they

829
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: that's where the dwarfs thrive underground. It sounds very problematic.

830
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: And there's dungeons and dragons world its snow one and

831
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: there's no Actually that's not a good Just give the rings.

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00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: Someone just jared. Someone's just everyone's texting and saying that

833
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: they're going to miss you. But someone text and saying

834
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 3: Haley should play a bart because.

835
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: They're all horned up, musical and horny. I was thinking

836
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: of Bard or a sorcerer.

837
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 3: I'm a sourcers are right.

838
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 1: Trying to think what the most pesty classes for Vaughn.

839
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 3: Well, we'll let your plan.

840
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: We wanted to give you a little heads up because

841
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: we know you've got to plan this nerd stuff.

842
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm really.

843
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 3: Looking forward to celebrating you tomorrow on your last day.

844
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 3: And are you eating again?

845
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: I did feel like you put something in it out

846
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: just going to go to.

847
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 3: The ads so I can tell off Hayley. I'm just

848
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 3: a little meek thing and I need to keep sustenance

849
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: all day long.

850
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: No you're not, You're a musical horny Bard. He's on

851
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: board and everything.

852
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 3: Now, we will miss you greatly. Let's have a really

853
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 3: fun show tomorrow.

854
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: To because I literally talked to him pretty much every.

855
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: Second on Monday. You're going to miss him.

856
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: Cry try and tomorrow.

857
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 3: Fledged Border Ailey, we talked about Jeremy Dufrayne, who was

858
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 3: an alligator no crocodile, yes, alligator tour guide and who

859
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 3: was rumored to be dating with Lana Delray. Now she

860
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 3: came out and made it official, but then she was

861
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,919
Speaker 3: saying it's not and then and then.

862
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: People were saying, it's just because she's going onto her

863
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: country face. Yeah, yeah, she needs a southern Southern boy,

864
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Jimmy Dufrayn. It appears that they are together because they've

865
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: gone to like a star studded wedding.

866
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and attendance was none other than Taylor Swift and

867
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey, and everyone was like, so this alligator tour

868
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: guard is now rubbing shoulders with arguably currently the most

869
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 3: famous woman in the world. Yeah, Taylor Swift and we

870
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 3: were laughing at the idea that he's just at this

871
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: wedding sipping on Don Perry on being like, how the

872
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 3: hell did mister dufraine get here?

873
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: Wild.

874
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 3: It's so it must be mad. You look, there's them

875
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: holding hands. There were harder together.

876
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: Do you think she took him to get that soup

877
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 2: before the wedding?

878
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: Because if I if I met someone and they were like,

879
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: we go to a wedding and Taylor Swifce there, I'm

880
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: going to be, I'd be like, you're gonna have to

881
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: take me shopping and buy me a brand new suit? Yeah,

882
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: I don't have a nice one. It's a very nice set.

883
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: It probably was like I'll just go and my gata,

884
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: my gata overs and she's like, how are you well?

885
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah suit, yeah yeah. Anyway, we were thinking about

886
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 3: this because it's he must feel like a first shout

887
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: of water and been punching himself saying how the hell

888
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 3: did I get here? We wanted to know this morning.

889
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: Have you ever ended up somewhere, found yourself somewhere and

890
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 3: you're like, how the hell did I get here? I

891
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 3: mean I've definitely ended up like someone saying like, oh,

892
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 3: you know, you're hanging out at a bar and they're like, oh,

893
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,720
Speaker 3: let's go to this party and then you find yourself

894
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: driving somewhere for two hours and you're like, how where

895
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 3: am I at what some mansion party and you're like

896
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: some house and it's ginormous and there's a massive I

897
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 3: am using a specific example more of a memory than

898
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 3: a hypothetical. Yeah, I was. I was out with some

899
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 3: friends having some drinks and then one of their, like

900
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: a friend's friend, was like, I'm heading to a Halloween

901
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 3: party and he was like, I've got a case in

902
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 3: my in my boot that's full of costumes. Help yourself.

903
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: So like we went in there and found the case

904
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 3: of costumes and then we got like weggs. Famous people there,

905
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: not famous, but extraordinarily rich, ages and ages I don't

906
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: even know the suburb. And then got to this huge mansion.

907
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 3: There was like a pool, a sparkle, this bombfire like

908
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 3: the size of the studio, And I was like, how

909
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 3: do they end? I get here?

910
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: That is why, more importantly, like how do I get

911
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: The second red flag was getting in the car. The

912
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: third red flag was you drove for friends because you know,

913
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: you always pull up to those things and you're the

914
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,479
Speaker 1: poor person they're gonna hunt.

915
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you like some kind of weird salt.

916
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're going to turn out poor person. They're

917
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: gonna dress you up you were going, you're in a

918
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: clown costume. No one else is in costume, and then

919
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: they're like run and you're like, ah, yeah, well this

920
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: is what we want to know. How did have you

921
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: been someone we have gone?

922
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: How did I end up here? I was a few

923
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 3: months ago.

924
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: Friends said that they were just in this on this

925
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: yacht and it ended up being a party yacht for

926
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: like big celebrities and like famous like drivers.

927
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 3: I don't know.

928
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: They must have been a driving event, like one of those,

929
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: if one one of those. And because they were already

930
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: on the boat, these people they just assumed that they

931
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: were part of the party. And then these famous people

932
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: got on and they ended up on this boat party

933
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: looked like big slibs, and they were like, how the

934
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: hell did we get here?

935
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: You know how? I went to school with a Victoria's

936
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: Secret Model and one of my friends went over to

937
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: visit her and went to this party and it was

938
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 3: just clebs Victoria's Secret Models everywhere, musicians, Seriously, how the

939
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 3: hell did I get here? And she was just a

940
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 3: little key wei like, oh my god, I think she'd

941
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 3: like BYO a bottle of wine. So when you go

942
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 3: to a house, probably wearing like a nice top from glasson. Yeah,

943
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 3: it was probably jeans in a nice top.

944
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: Is it a nice top? And then all these lives

945
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: and their designing.

946
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 3: How did they get here? Yeah, we've got some texts already. Come, okay,

947
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 3: I'd steal someone's shoes.

948
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: I'm steal when you're here. Yeah, you try to find

949
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: the same size. Rich people take their shoes off. Oh yeah,

950
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: shoes off, marble floors down.

951
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: No, you don't take offs. Aren't rocking around a house

952
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 3: party in socks? My dude?

953
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow?

954
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: The disrespect.

955
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I one hundred dollars a him. We want

956
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: you to give us a call. You can text her

957
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: in nine six nine sacks.

958
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 3: Have you ever ended up somewhere and thought, how did

959
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 3: I get here? This is incredible. We want to know.

960
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 3: Have you ever ended up somewhere and thought, oh my god,

961
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 3: how the hell did I get here? Old me? How

962
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: am I here? How am I here with these people?

963
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 3: Because we laughing at the fact that Lana Dale Ray's

964
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 3: alligator tour guide boyfriend has attended a wedding with her

965
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 3: and with the likes of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey,

966
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: and he must be there drinking the most expensive stuff

967
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: in the most expensive food and an expensive souping, Like,

968
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 3: how the hell did I get here?

969
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 2: Wild? I think any any of us would be Some of.

970
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: These stories are great?

971
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: Are we taking the ones of Like I woke up

972
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: in a graveyard at night? My dear friend had hit

973
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: me with his car the day got his full license.

974
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: Quite were after No, that's not all right, we're.

975
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 3: After this though. I played scrabble with Bill Gates mum

976
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 3: on his super yacht.

977
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: What always working on super yachts? Yeah, working on I

978
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: ended up at Kate Moss's house in London, just went

979
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: along with a friend, having no idea, and it was

980
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: Kate Moss's house.

981
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

982
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: I feel like you've got to say to your friend, Hey, look,

983
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to my friend's house.

984
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 3: Be cool, We're gonna go have drinks. I've been invited

985
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: to a party. Yeah, kids are hids up, big cool.

986
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 3: It's international super model Kate Moss.

987
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

988
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

989
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 3: It changes what I'm gonna wear, how I'm gonna behave,

990
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 3: what I'm going to bring.

991
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: You know, Wow, I work I'm in a police out

992
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 1: after blacking out, no memory of anything. No, that's kind

993
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: of not what we're after here. Not really, they were

994
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 1: apparently trespassing when it all went down.

995
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying these stories just as much to be honest.

996
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 3: For Yeah, you can't. Maybe don't say the name of

997
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 3: a shortened street star. No, it would be very obvious.

998
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: There's only one shortened street person that's ever been on

999
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: shortened street that could possibly been described in that story.

1000
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: Once once he ended up at a five star hotel

1001
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 1: with a guy I just met at a hotel, even

1002
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: got a free massage at the spar all on his account.

1003
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 3: Oh lovely fantasy, isn't it.

1004
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: I've got to read the one about the bar and

1005
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: Cambodia said, you want to read one that perhaps isn't

1006
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: okay to require that?

1007
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 3: Oh ha ha ha. I went to Singapore earlier this year,

1008
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 3: ended up at the house of a banking ceo so rich.

1009
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 3: The lady just bought her brother a maserati for his

1010
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: fiftieth birthday. A baby grand piano in the quarter don

1011
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: perion and the fridge now lights and Vasachi bath mats.

1012
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: It was wild, get out of here. So we were

1013
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 3: the key, We tricks who brought the fun times to

1014
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 3: the party.

1015
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: Wild Courtney, Good morning now whereabouts did you end up

1016
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: that you couldn't believe.

1017
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 5: So my husband worked for a talent agency in London

1018
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 5: and we went to a promotional book launch where Graham

1019
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 5: Norton and David Nicholess, who's the author of One Day,

1020
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 5: We're promoting their books, and then ended up in the

1021
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 5: after party with both of them sipping rose.

1022
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 3: Wow, Graham's rose because.

1023
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if it was his rose, but.

1024
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: Obviously moderation has rose.

1025
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 3: Right, and so when he was lovely, he was lovely.

1026
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 5: I was desperate to get a photo with him, but

1027
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 5: I also realized that everybody who was in that room

1028
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 5: knew they should be in their room and didn't want

1029
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 5: to get Yeah, you've got to.

1030
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: You gotta be cool.

1031
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah cool, Yeah.

1032
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: They thing we said in the corner and pretend that

1033
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: you're on your phone but you're taking a photo.

1034
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: Everyone knows taking a photo, and.

1035
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, kill me. I'm gonna leave Courtney,

1036
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 3: thank you.

1037
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: Some more messages in My best friend is good friends

1038
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 1: with Miranda Kerr. We all grew up in the same town.

1039
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: My friend went to a fortieth in the States and

1040
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: there's a photo of dancing on stage or Snoop dogg

1041
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was just going to school friends.

1042
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: You would be like, how did they get here? I

1043
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: worked in Italy for the Giddy Family, Giddy.

1044
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 2: Images, know, the Giddy like mob family.

1045
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: I would have preferred to work for the Giddy Images,

1046
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: but year you would be some nice stop photos John Giddy.

1047
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: There was New York gangs, so there wasn't it? Oh

1048
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,479
Speaker 1: was that I'm in are of Italian? But I also

1049
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: thought the Giddy family were a giddy if we could

1050
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: just have clarification gang or photographers.

1051
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 3: I was in a restaurant or in Barley complained to

1052
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 3: a guy in the line for the bathroom that it

1053
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 3: was taking forever, which sparked a conversation. Turns out he

1054
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 3: was the owner of the place. We ended up back

1055
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: at his million dollar mansion for an after party. Hooked

1056
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 3: us up for the rest of our trip VIP entry everywhere,

1057
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: free drinks, et cetera. Any bar we went to. The

1058
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: whole time was thinking, how the f did I pull

1059
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: this off?

1060
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: HoTT Gotdy was the mob Getty Images? I reckon? I

1061
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: reckon they were with the Giddy Giddy Images, which we

1062
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: don't know they like license all the photos and stuff,

1063
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: giddy images and you go and get your photos and

1064
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: you put them in your paper and things. Right, apparently

1065
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: quite the money maker. Angry Birds bar and Cambodia. I've

1066
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: read it, Come on, so Angerbirds Cambodia. Mates had been

1067
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: there the night before. It wasn't really my scene at all,

1068
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,479
Speaker 1: but my one mate, who I would say is about

1069
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: two thirds my size, got treated like a king because

1070
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: he's on his way to being chunky. And they said

1071
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: to the bar, stuff way till tomorrow, we're bringing a

1072
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: big boy. I had girls and costumes all over me.

1073
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: It seems you're a big fat bastard their words, not mine.

1074
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: And Cambodia, they just assume you're very rich and very important.

1075
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 4: Right.

1076
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: How did I get here around?

1077
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh I ended up in Justin Bieber's hotel room

1078
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: with my best friend in New Zealand. Nothing weird, nothing

1079
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 3: full on happened, just hanging out and having drinks, listening

1080
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 3: to his new music with other randoms crazy when he

1081
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 3: was here in twenty fifteen fourteen, Yeah, it was of

1082
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 3: course Nasa. Oh no, I can't say, I won't say.

1083
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 3: Did you read the Singapore one?

1084
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:36,439
Speaker 1: No?

1085
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1086
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah you did. That's right, because

1087
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: that was when I was reading The Cambodia one.

1088
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 3: Twenty two years old from Hastings, did my OI and

1089
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 3: ended up at a ten course dinner with some megastars

1090
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 3: at Grosvena House hotel in Park Lane. Prince Edward was

1091
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 3: there as well. One bad thing was I lost a

1092
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 3: contact lens that night.

1093
00:53:59,239 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: I see it.

1094
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 3: It had a lury recollection of that which Prince you

1095
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 3: are you the one that's all right to be hanging out.

1096
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: With Pims Fleable and Haley.

1097
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 3: Hey, we've been given two rubber bands from Shannon each

1098
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 3: and it's her attempt at another Shannon's hack to see

1099
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 3: if she gets a jingle for a fas star.

1100
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: Look, it's I don't know if it's going to become

1101
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: a segment. It's failure after fa it's rubbish hack Ubi.

1102
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 3: Ever, you've got a three out of us in your

1103
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 3: last hack, Shannon, Yes, aiming for a five today always okay,

1104
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 3: what have you got today's hack?

1105
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 4: So it's about depuffing. This is all over TikTok at

1106
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 4: the moment we get up early for work, always constantly puffy,

1107
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: sometimes puffy.

1108
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: This is in the face, yes, yeah, not the nipples.

1109
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: Nowhere out we're doing puffy nipples and behind rubber bands

1110
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: because I was just worried about Vorn's puffy ariolies.

1111
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh he's got very puffy puff shame. I'm very depending

1112
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 3: on the heat of the room anyway.

1113
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 4: This is to how do you puff your face? I've

1114
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 4: seen this all over TikTok. It's a Korean skin trend.

1115
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 4: You get two rubber bands and you wrap it around

1116
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 4: your ear kind of above where your earring would go

1117
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 4: if you had your ears pierced, and around the top.

1118
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 2: Do it quite go around the base?

1119
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 3: Yeh?

1120
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 4: Like kind of like an alf you're putting on an

1121
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 4: al basically, but you kind of want to go over

1122
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 4: the lobe to Yes, there you go.

1123
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 3: Perfect. Now you need to leave it like that for

1124
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 3: ten minutes. Skinny face? Should I do one side and

1125
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 3: we'll see if one side ye passed and one What

1126
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 3: does this do?

1127
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 4: It's to do with lymphatic drainage.

1128
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 3: So when you do asher, what are you telling me

1129
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 3: you never heard of? And that's the Japanese ladies with

1130
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 3: the white face.

1131
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: G u.

1132
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 3: A face is a a It flows like little hard disks,

1133
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 3: often made out of like greenstone or roastports and you.

1134
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: Basically it's a massage.

1135
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 4: You know, when you're sick and you get saw lymph

1136
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 4: nodes like right under your ears. This is to help

1137
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 4: give yourself a lymphatic massage without all the work of.

1138
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hard to town with me because I'm

1139
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 3: fresh on the bowtos. You know, I'm tired anyway. I

1140
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 3: don't get soor bits under my ears when.

1141
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: I do swollen notes here, not under your ears. I

1142
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: don't get sore though swollen lymph nodes.

1143
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now, how proven is this on TikTok?

1144
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 5: Well?

1145
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 3: Everything or not? Sorry, sorry, just to quote Shannon, just

1146
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 3: to sort of got away from the lymph nose. She said,

1147
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: everything on TikTok has been proven.

1148
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 4: Well, like someone videoed it, So a video exists of

1149
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 4: someone doing a doctor. No, I don't really believe in

1150
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 4: doctors when it comes.

1151
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 3: To just to quote again, s Trim, I don't believe

1152
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: in doctors. I'm giving this half a start.

1153
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 4: You can't rate it if you haven't tried it. Hailey's

1154
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 4: we got to wait ten minutes.

1155
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 3: Does the right side of my face look less puffy?

1156
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: Then? How is this effect the lymphknots?

1157
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 4: Because it's giving you a lymphatic massage.

1158
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: She's got her ear bundled up and rubber band.

1159
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1160
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: Also it kind of looks like Haley's an MMA fighter.

1161
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 3: Ye, or you're like a rugby player. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,

1162
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 3: lymph and drama. Okay, well I've just the I did

1163
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 3: a quick google. The purpose of wearing rubber bands on

1164
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 3: is for lymphatic training. It is a myth and trend.

1165
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 3: It doesn't really work, and as lymphatic trainers doesn't go

1166
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 3: through the ears, I'll just take that off. This is

1167
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 3: why I was wondering, how are you training that. I'm

1168
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: giving that minus one star. You lost your half start.

1169
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 3: It's minus one.

1170
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: I was at zero zero and then when she said,

1171
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't believe in doctors, way too.

1172
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 4: Doctors have a place, just not in this place.

1173
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 2: Okay, stop.

1174
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 4: Fun.

1175
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: I've got having fun because now I've got rubber bands,

1176
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 3: and I can make a robber band gun and I

1177
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 3: can shoot worn.

1178
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going minus one star, born minus two stars.

1179
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 3: I'm going zero. So we're in an average of negative

1180
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 3: one stars. For Shannon Tak this week.

1181
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 2: Terrible.

1182
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: Play Play Call Her Daddy podcast is very popular and

1183
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: I listened to it. Sometimes and this is saying something.

1184
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 3: Other times I find it a little bit crass. Oh wow,

1185
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 3: that's coming from me, the co host of A six podcast.

1186
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 3: But I do some I really like the interviews that

1187
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 3: she does with big celebs, Like some of them are

1188
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 3: really they go in depth because it's just a couple

1189
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 3: of gals talking and Katy Perry is the latest one,

1190
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 3: and it was very it was a really interesting interview

1191
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 3: just about her life music, the fact that the new

1192
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 3: song didn't do that well.

1193
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: Because I feel like what the new song was a

1194
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: month or so ago.

1195
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 3: Albums out in like a week or so. But I

1196
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: feel like she's been kind of just out of like

1197
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 3: just hiding away. Yeah, she's been doing a lot of

1198
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 3: work on herself. Yeah, she did all these sort of

1199
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: you know, retreats and whatnot.

1200
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: The song came out, or before the song came out,

1201
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: before the song tram out. Are you saying she was

1202
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: before the song or after the song? It's been quiet

1203
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: all the songs.

1204
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 2: She's been quiet. She's been require after the song too.

1205
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the thing she was only she wasn't

1206
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 3: really interested in doing a lot of interviews about it,

1207
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: except for with Alex from Cally.

1208
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: Daddy, right, she promised not to ask about the whole

1209
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: doctor Luke thing.

1210
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was sort of brush. It was prosper they do.

1211
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 3: They sort of bring it up. Anyway. I was listening

1212
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 3: to her yesterday and one of the things that's gone

1213
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 3: online the most is she dives into a relationship with

1214
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 3: Orlando Bloom. They broke up for a year back and

1215
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 3: I think, like twenty seventeen or something.

1216
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 2: They've got to start again.

1217
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah they can together. Ten years, they will

1218
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: start again seventeen.

1219
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 3: You're a real stickler for this.

1220
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 1: Seven years.

1221
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: Seven years were starting at seven and then sex yes,

1222
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 3: six sash. Then she was saying that, like, you know,

1223
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 3: what do you like about Orlando? Like what drew you

1224
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 3: to him? And dad? And she said that they live

1225
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 3: really well together. And she was laughing about the fact

1226
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 3: that she's dated these famous people in the past that

1227
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 3: all like shower her with gifts, give her Lamborghinis, buy

1228
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 3: her this, by her that, and she starts screaming basically,

1229
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 3: all I want you to do is do the f

1230
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 3: and dishes. She's like, I don't need you to buy

1231
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: me a red Ferrari. I can buy myself a red Ferrari.

1232
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 3: If I come downstairs, the dishes are done, all the

1233
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 3: cupboards are closed, and you've you know, tidied up, I will,

1234
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you some brownie points in

1235
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 3: the form.

1236
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: Of some adult behavior.

1237
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 3: She's kind of sold it. When Orlando cleans up around

1238
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 3: the house, she just is, just like when you do

1239
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 3: the oven, you clean the oven. See that that got

1240
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 3: me going. It really gets doesn't it get going when

1241
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 3: you've done the cleaning. What she's talking about?

1242
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: Brownie point fourteen years twice the time Orlando bloom and

1243
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: been Yeah, yeah, Stuf's been off the table since November thirteenth,

1244
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: two thousand.

1245
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1246
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was just meaning BRAINI points is then

1247
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 3: doesn't need to be you know, absolutely.

1248
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: The brownie points are the unexpected, like ship jobs like

1249
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: cleaning out the lenen cover.

1250
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not. It's not the flowers or the romanticyt No.

1251
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: No, it's doing something that they want done but don't

1252
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: want to do themselves.

1253
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1254
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is what we wanted to know. What

1255
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 3: is the act that you do for your partner that

1256
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 3: gets you those extra brownie points in whatever form they

1257
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 3: may come, Like, you're so right, for me. It's like,

1258
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 3: it's not when Aaron renovates an entire house, you know,

1259
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 3: or build something for me. It's like it's when he

1260
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 3: cooks a bad chicken thigh, and I'm like, that's fantastic.

1261
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 3: Now I don't have to cook a chicken thigh. Yeah,

1262
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 3: the chicken thigh has been cooked for me. Even though

1263
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 3: you were like, maybe you've cooked it a little bit long.

1264
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 3: He didn't need twenty five in the oven. I reckon

1265
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 3: eighteen would have done it, you know what I mean.

1266
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but at least he's not trying to perfectly

1267
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: cooked a moistureen breast impossible.

1268
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 3: A fie it comes with its own moisture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1269
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: It's the brownie points. It makes you happy because he's

1270
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: done something for you.

1271
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 3: And maybe the act is just something like a little

1272
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 3: odd like you. It's the unexpected acts they get you

1273
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 3: those brownie points.

1274
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: Okay, so you want to hear from people this morning,

1275
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh eight hundred dars at him? You can call us

1276
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: now tech through nine six nine sacks. What gets you

1277
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: those brownie points? The thing that you do for your partner.

1278
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: Give us a call, Olivia Rodrigo, good views. It M No,

1279
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: you miss It's now sorry, Early Plays, Fledgeborn and Hailey Odd.

1280
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 3: Simple humans is what we're learning from these texts. We

1281
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 3: want to know what you do for your partner that

1282
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 3: gets you the extra brownie points. Because Katie Perry revealed

1283
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 3: that Orlando closes the pantry cupboards yeap and does the dishes.

1284
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 2: She's happy.

1285
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 3: She is happier than ever, and these texts coming through

1286
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 3: would suggest that, God, we just want the simple things

1287
01:02:59,200 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 3: of life.

1288
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, my partner, Gina, what is it that your partner

1289
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: can do that for the brownie points? I mean he

1290
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: does lots of things, but this morning.

1291
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 8: When I was on the way out to work, he

1292
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 8: was cleaning my white shoes for me.

1293
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice, that's nice.

1294
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 2: Do you know I've know your own goddamn shoes.

1295
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 3: It's nice when he does it.

1296
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: White Cleaning white shoes, though, is hard. Do you know

1297
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: that I've seen them? I saw something and I think

1298
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: was it New York or overseas and I've seen them online.

1299
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: It's become a thing now, like shoe places just to

1300
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: clean your shoes.

1301
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 3: They clean your shoes. Well, I've got one of those

1302
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 3: for free, is it? Yeah?

1303
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 2: You don't leave the house.

1304
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, that's a nice that's a nice little to

1305
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 3: make Dai.

1306
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: Thanks Janet, Dana. What is it, sorry, Daniel? What is

1307
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: it that your partner can do for Brawie points?

1308
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 6: And actually what I do for him? Oh okay, I

1309
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 6: find him retro gaming bundles to buy, and recently I

1310
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 6: found a really rare thing that he'd only ever seen

1311
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 6: twice in his thirty seven years, and that was PS

1312
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 6: one that came with a screen attached to it, so

1313
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 6: you don't need to put it into a TV.

1314
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 3: And was he like completely overwhelmed?

1315
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he did. He did the He did everything

1316
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 6: to do with the kids for like three days.

1317
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 3: We love that. Yeah.

1318
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't just sat on my arse into noting.

1319
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 3: I like that.

1320
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: Also, you're kind of feeding his addiction. This could come

1321
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: back to bite you. Yeah, he has.

1322
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 6: My house was overrun with retro gaming, like every you

1323
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 6: could imagine every game in I love that.

1324
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: Daniel, Thank you, Rebecca. What is it that you can

1325
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: do for your partner for the Branie points?

1326
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 3: He did for me this morning?

1327
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 5: Okay, I did a mountdown last week about what's where

1328
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 5: the weight changed a little bit?

1329
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 3: I feel your babs.

1330
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so he while was in the shower, he

1331
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: laid out and outsut for me. He picked it for you.

1332
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 3: Wow, was it cute because E's done this for me before.

1333
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 3: It was Yeah, it was an off outfit.

1334
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: Did you put it on and then look at the

1335
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: mirror and then said to him what do you think?

1336
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: And he's like, looks lovely and You're like, and then

1337
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 1: do five more changes? No?

1338
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 6: No, no, it was good.

1339
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 3: I'm wearing it out of obligation. Yeah, you see your

1340
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 3: mind And I was like, well, I wanted to chose,

1341
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 3: I wouldn't chose.

1342
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: He bank these Brannie points or was it an immediate

1343
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: cash in of Brownie points?

1344
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 3: Immediate points? Bring and you put the out and on

1345
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 3: or keep it off? Thanks? Rick and Jinna.

1346
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: What is it that your partner can do for Brainie points?

1347
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: When the best when he books.

1348
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 3: Your wife just takes charge of that kind of admin.

1349
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1350
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 3: Good, he's like, general.

1351
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: Does he not do the thing I do where he

1352
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: purposely waits for it to expire because it's your curR

1353
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: and you got to take a matter of responsibility with it.

1354
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 3: And then look how you tamper.

1355
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: You reach up and you tamper and you're like that

1356
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: month was three months ago? Someone to get it back

1357
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: from her and you if she has a crash in

1358
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: the insurance is void in there, you're paying.

1359
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,479
Speaker 3: There, you're paying.

1360
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks Jeter.

1361
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: Some messages in My husband and is brandy points when

1362
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: he's nice, and my cat pats him and talks in

1363
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: a cat voice. Yeah, that's cute. My husband faked tans

1364
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 1: me every Friday. Literal breath gloves.

1365
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 3: Your points. Yeah, I always just missed the back.

1366
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: Buying me a bottle of wine without me having to ask.

1367
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 3: That initiated his heart. Did you say no, it's all good,

1368
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 3: It's all good, Okay, don't please started?

1369
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: I did start that came home from a day at

1370
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: work and daycare pick ups and hobby had sugar soaked

1371
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: all the walls.

1372
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 3: The fly boops off the walls.

1373
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: I make sure he's true like a king that night exclamation.

1374
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: That's had his hands on flashing all day. Get away away,

1375
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 1: wash that boy down. My husband gets gold stars if

1376
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: it does anything that needs the gold stars, Condescene, brownie

1377
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: points fine gold stars, condescend. It's on a chart on

1378
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: the fridge. It's a little content for an adult anywhere.

1379
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1380
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 1: If he does anything that needs to be done, around

1381
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: the house without waiting to be asked. After eighteen years

1382
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: of marriage, my bar has been reduced quite low.

1383
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 3: Oh god, my bar has been reduced so low that

1384
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 3: that's all she's I'm just you know, it's just a

1385
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 3: chores commentary on marriage as a concept.

1386
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:32,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, come on, this isn't a counseling session. Let's

1387
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 1: talk about this off here. My husband gets major brownie

1388
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: points if I'm out and about in the weather turns

1389
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: and he puts all my twenty horses covers on.

1390
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 3: Twenty is he's a raincoat. That's a bad animal.

1391
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 5: No, I like it.

1392
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 3: When the horses said the little jackets on. Yeah, bloody,

1393
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 3: get out of here.

1394
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: You telling me the evolution as far and if there's

1395
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 1: a light drizzle, then in a rain cut on, get a.

1396
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 3: Horse, a lovely little wind breaker, get a.

1397
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 2: Get my horse a little long rain.

1398
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, with the hood. Doesn't he nice inside? Inside?

1399
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: Hear anything? You hate it when he does his own jobs.

1400
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: Don't try to do things for me by doing my

1401
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: jobs that I actually like doing. So they've got sick jobs,

1402
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 1: or you do your job your jobs, I do my jobs.

1403
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: I get Brady points in my partner for making us

1404
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: lunch for work each day. It went saves him doing it.

1405
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 3: Somebody is Filaccio.

1406
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 1: A Italian said, Filaccio, Ye.

1407
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 3: Plays Flint, Thorne and Hailey do the day day day

1408
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:48,719
Speaker 3: day day?

1409
01:08:49,920 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: Ye did native bird week here at fact of the

1410
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: day yesterday?

1411
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 3: What was his to day?

1412
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 1: The key?

1413
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 3: We can run fast and it's monogamous. Did you know?

1414
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 3: I don't know that we're monogamous? Boring a my god,

1415
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 3: get a life, such an outdated concept. I'm just planting seam,

1416
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 3: just slightly planting because it sounds like you're talking a

1417
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 3: lot about it, but you're too cowardly. No, I'm just planting.

1418
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: Talk.

1419
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,719
Speaker 3: It's fine. Well today.

1420
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 1: The bird we're talking about was once called the New

1421
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,919
Speaker 1: Zealand creeper okay, also known as the poly.

1422
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 3: Bird, the po bird.

1423
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,759
Speaker 1: Captain Cook described them as the flesh is most delicious

1424
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 1: and it was the greatest luxury of the woods afforded us,

1425
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: explas captain.

1426
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought he was such a great guy.

1427
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 3: First stripe on the board against you've got free The

1428
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:04,559
Speaker 3: poe bee eater was.

1429
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: What it was called before we said on the final

1430
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: term for the bird, and he guesses, no, the poe

1431
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 1: what the po the po bee eater. It doesn't eat bees.

1432
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 1: It doesn't eat bees. Not the wicker No no, I

1433
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: feel doesn't guess though with the fish other things that

1434
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: walker okay, pookick. That's what's a flying bird. And I

1435
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: wanted to do it would have been so far down

1436
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,639
Speaker 1: the list of New Zealand birds I would have ever

1437
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,519
Speaker 1: thought would have been.

1438
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 3: Fanti but burger. But Burger gets.

1439
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,640
Speaker 1: Drunk, Yes, gets drunk on New Zealand flax, because you

1440
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: know how they eat nectar, the flax the way the

1441
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: flowers open. It ferments within the flower. And that's why

1442
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 1: if you see too is horning flags and then they

1443
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:54,360
Speaker 1: like don't fly. They've got boothed from their alcohol content of.

1444
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 3: The good gun.

1445
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fermented foods, good gun.

1446
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 3: Because they get drunk on the within themselves and the berries.

1447
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 3: That's why your pets shouldn't eat them. The crucker seeds

1448
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:08,879
Speaker 3: on the ground.

1449
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 1: Perfectly toxic to dogs. What dogs, ye, you might have

1450
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 1: wanted to win? Or two he flies why you can

1451
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: hear its wings. You know it's like the cad who's

1452
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: got the big horse? Yeps got yeah you hear it? Well,

1453
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: that's because they evolved to fly in very thick forests

1454
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 1: and stay below the canopy. I'm learning a lot of

1455
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 1: birds in New Zealand learn to stay below the canopy

1456
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 1: and just gave up flying all together because of my

1457
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: old mate, my favorite extinct New Zealand bird, the halst eagle.

1458
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 2: Span of meters yeah, a ten kgs. You're reading a

1459
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 2: lot about them, just thinking half egal factor.

1460
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 1: Those things are still around. You'd have to watch out

1461
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: for your tiny friends.

1462
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,639
Speaker 3: Are your short friends?

1463
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, be filling on high country sheet.

1464
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your dog had to spin in the back

1465
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,719
Speaker 1: counpit all of a sudden disappear.

1466
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 3: It's for certain.

1467
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: All birds have a sound producing organ called a syrinx,

1468
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: which is typically controlled by two sets of muscles.

1469
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 3: Too, E's have nine sets of muscles.

1470
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: Is to keep predators away because they're so low. What

1471
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,320
Speaker 1: do you mean, well, why you said they make a

1472
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 1: noise when they fly? Is that why? No, no, no, no, no,

1473
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: it's just because their wings developed to be short and wide,

1474
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 1: so they can from maneuverability than it is for like

1475
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 1: gliding a long distance flying they're hopping from bit to

1476
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: bits through the dense forest that was thick, short wide wings.

1477
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 1: But then that means they have to flap them a

1478
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 1: whole lot more when they're flying out in the earth.

1479
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 2: So they've got nine things. They're so cool.

1480
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 1: But then separate factor is the reason they can sing

1481
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: so well is they've got nine sets of muscles and

1482
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: a jewel voice box.

1483
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 2: I have a good tutor growing up.

1484
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like basically trained, trained like Hayley's classically trained,

1485
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: basically trained.

1486
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 2: Won't just forget that.

1487
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,679
Speaker 1: Well, the nine sets of muscles and the jewel voice box. Also,

1488
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: if you've ever seen, like most birds when they sing,

1489
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: they go like that, he just opened the beak.

1490
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 3: I never actually seen do that. When you watch a

1491
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 3: two it goes, yeah, move, puffing cheese, Yeah, all sorts,

1492
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 3: just like a toy in the studio.

1493
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, as majestic as a toy.

1494
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,800
Speaker 3: That's what I said. Yeah, they have a.

1495
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 1: Proud bird and a proud man, but they have to

1496
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,120
Speaker 1: move a lot more because of the nine sets of muscles.

1497
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,000
Speaker 3: Wow in their neck. But this is all led up

1498
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 3: to the to the fact.

1499
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:41,640
Speaker 1: Wait, we haven't even done the fact. We've been up

1500
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 1: to the Also just before I had the main fact,

1501
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,639
Speaker 1: this is a lot of facts.

1502
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,639
Speaker 3: We've had a lot of sound.

1503
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 1: I guess the main fact toos have regional accents. The

1504
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,639
Speaker 1: Chatham Island too, is bigger than the mainland New Zealand.

1505
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like.

1506
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:02,639
Speaker 3: A purple bird. Hey, I'm a board.

1507
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 2: There's no tours in christ Church. I just read this,

1508
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:05,799
Speaker 2: learned this recently.

1509
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 1: They're trying to reintroduce them trees Christ churches.

1510
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,519
Speaker 3: Have you seen a wall in the sky?

1511
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, get the christ You're like bitter, turn back.

1512
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 3: They get to the Yeah, South Island and they're like,

1513
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:26,240
Speaker 3: oh no, there is that christ Hip wall. You can't

1514
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 3: get in there. You've all been silly. There's no nowhere

1515
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:29,680
Speaker 3: for them to.

1516
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 2: Today's in fact about tours.

1517
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 3: No trees and christ ships. That's insane. The president of

1518
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 3: facts is that toys were kept in cages.

1519
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: By Malti tribes who trained them to repeat welcome speeches.

1520
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 1: No one to be able to seventy words long like

1521
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: a parrot. Yeah, get to the the the and but

1522
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: I guess there was just a too in a cage,

1523
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 1: sort of like an answering machine. Be like no, I.

1524
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,799
Speaker 3: Wow, that's beautiful.

1525
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 1: So today's spect to the day is the Towey, an

1526
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,240
Speaker 1: amazing bird. And unless you're in christ Church, you'll probably

1527
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:17,599
Speaker 1: see one today Wellington has probably I think, well all

1528
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 1: of christ Church's to is moved to Wellington. They didn't

1529
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:25,200
Speaker 1: everywhere in just look up recently when National got in. Yeah,

1530
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: I know, probably moving back christ actually because they must

1531
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 1: the sweet government jobs. But today's spect to the day

1532
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: is the TOI and times gone by were kept in

1533
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:38,839
Speaker 1: cages and trained to repeat welcome speeches for Maori tribes.

1534
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:48,480
Speaker 3: The fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah, didn't.

1535
01:15:51,080 --> 01:16:00,639
Speaker 1: Do spl play.

1536
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,679
Speaker 3: Was in Melbourne this weekend filming Have You Been Paying Attention?

1537
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 3: Which has not been canceled in Australia with David Walliams.

1538
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 3: With David Walliams on the panel of Little.

1539
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 1: Breadon who's going to be on the show later this

1540
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 1: week because he's coming to New Zealand. He writes kids

1541
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: books now kid's books show. Yeah, it's going to be great.

1542
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: But while I'm in Melbourne, my brother lives there. He's

1543
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: lived there for like seventeen years at this point. It's

1544
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,479
Speaker 1: been a long time, right, And.

1545
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 3: Whenever I fly over there to work, I make time

1546
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 3: to see my brother, which means I catch a lot

1547
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 3: of ubers.

1548
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 5: Weird.

1549
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,240
Speaker 1: Weird.

1550
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 3: I know I wouldn't. We had a lovely time. You

1551
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 3: just just we cried when I saw him. He what's me?

1552
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 1: We love each other because you punched him?

1553
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 3: Do we have a big cuddle. We haven't seen each

1554
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 3: other for a while. Weird, isn't it. I've been nine months.

1555
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 3: We haven't seen each other months. Yeah, anyway, let's drop

1556
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 3: in the buck.

1557
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1558
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 3: Anyway, I had dinner with him. I have my fat

1559
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 3: Did you know we wanted to? We just chose to.

1560
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 1: It's so weird.

1561
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 3: I got an uber and he where I stay in

1562
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 3: Melbourne to work is really far away from where he left.

1563
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 3: So I always like Uber the uber bat to go

1564
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 3: and see him. Yeah, I buy dinner and stuff. Wait,

1565
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 3: you pay for dinner. You pay for his dinner and

1566
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 3: pay to go and see him. No, wonder he's crying

1567
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 3: he's getting a free meal. No, it's my brother.

1568
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 1: We love each other, knows he owes you.

1569
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 3: And that's not something because he bought dinner the next night. Anyway,

1570
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,760
Speaker 3: I went there. But the first night we went to

1571
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 3: like a classic Ossie pub and I had my first

1572
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 3: ever a chicken parma. Oh so long, so much, said,

1573
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,560
Speaker 3: I'm in the for a steak, bro Like, take me

1574
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 3: to that place where I had that specific steak and

1575
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 3: he was like, yeah, yeah, we'll go there. Get there.

1576
01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 3: I walked past the plate and I said, what the

1577
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 3: hell's that?

1578
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 1: That's a chicken parmes half the.

1579
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:00,800
Speaker 3: Size of the plate. Yeah, he said that. Bye, baby says,

1580
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,040
Speaker 3: that's chicken palm. You've got to get one. Brother called

1581
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,120
Speaker 3: we call each other babe. That's my family, does it?

1582
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 1: Family?

1583
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 3: Had a chicken palma? You have with the chicken palma

1584
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:15,800
Speaker 3: chips and salad. Yeah, it's a classic. Yeah in Australia

1585
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 3: and not have a chicken palma. That's what he said.

1586
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,720
Speaker 3: Here was like it's a crime. You've heaven had one

1587
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,240
Speaker 3: and it's.

1588
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: A chicken snitzel but it's got cheese, but it's not

1589
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:24,680
Speaker 1: a schnitty like we know it.

1590
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to know what I think.

1591
01:18:28,479 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: It's like a breast right slice in half better than

1592
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:31,840
Speaker 1: half again?

1593
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, beat the ship out of Yeah. Yeah, and they

1594
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 3: gave him half.

1595
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:38,599
Speaker 1: Did you not finish your chick?

1596
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,920
Speaker 3: Finish it? It was huge? Any embarrassed?

1597
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 4: Oh no?

1598
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,280
Speaker 3: Anyway, After the chicken parma, I went back to hers

1599
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 3: and we listened to it were listening to music and

1600
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 3: catching up and stuff.

1601
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: That sounds like a date you brother, I went to

1602
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: the steakhouse and the Dorde in Australia and he got

1603
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,720
Speaker 1: We bought a chicken parma and then I went back

1604
01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 1: to his place.

1605
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 3: We were listening to me and then do you share

1606
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,160
Speaker 3: music tastes? Yeah? Yeah, he got me into heavy medal

1607
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,560
Speaker 3: and stuff. So we were listening. We were listening to

1608
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 3: old New Middle and would.

1609
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: You hang out with noodles in the cinecon Pantera?

1610
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:14,479
Speaker 3: No, you would. We listened to a bit of Pantia. Anyway,

1611
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 3: we do. We share the same music taste because he's

1612
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,160
Speaker 3: a musician. Anyway, Anyway, after this, I was like, I

1613
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,840
Speaker 3: was kinding, like I'm gonna go home, and I got

1614
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 3: in my Uber. Now Uber's going fine. It was a tesla,

1615
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 3: so I was like, oh, looking at the roof and whatnot.

1616
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 3: Then I noticed in Australia, in Melbourne, God, the Ubers

1617
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 3: drive fast. So I was like, oh, that's for long.

1618
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,679
Speaker 3: And then I noticed he started like breaking at strange points.

1619
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,400
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, you know that that's a

1620
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 3: green light. You've been speeding this whole time. Why he's

1621
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 3: slowing down for this green light? Tesla doing it? The tesla?

1622
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 3: No no, no, was the driver. And then I noticed

1623
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:53,680
Speaker 3: him missing green lights, like sitting there and stuff, and

1624
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 3: then I heard, oh my god, kidding me, the dude

1625
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 3: straight up fell asleep. This is my alarm bell. This

1626
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,679
Speaker 3: is my alarm belt. There was like maybe ten pm. Yeah,

1627
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 3: ten pm. I was like, he's falling asleep, and then

1628
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:14,799
Speaker 3: we off he goes. Then I'm feeling the of lanes,

1629
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 3: the rumble lines. This man could not stay awake. It

1630
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 3: was terrifying. I was like, oh, this was funny, and

1631
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 3: now it's very not funny. The guy was straight up

1632
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:28,000
Speaker 3: falling asleep to say something, No, I did it. I

1633
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 3: did that kiwi thing of just like just like stay quiet,

1634
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,720
Speaker 3: and then I started rubbing my face, you know, kind

1635
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 3: of making noise in the back. You know when you

1636
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 3: just about light sleep that any noise will get you

1637
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 3: out of it. The dude straight up and I still haven't.

1638
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,840
Speaker 3: I didn't review him or do anything. I know it

1639
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 3: was bad. I should you need a report. I know

1640
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:51,280
Speaker 3: he was literally falling asleep to the point that he

1641
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 3: was Oh my god's so bad, and he was sitting

1642
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:58,799
Speaker 3: up the poor wife.

1643
01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

1644
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 3: It was It was harri I mean I got home, yeah,

1645
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 3: but just got back to the hotel.

1646
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

1647
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 3: It was absolutely terrifying, nearly made me throw out my

1648
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 3: bloody chicken. Parlay and Hayley.

1649
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 1: A choir is turning twenty years old. Yeah, and we've

1650
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: been doing stuff on the courner and I've just sent

1651
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 1: him a lovely array of candles and this big blue

1652
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: box and I said, what's this? And you guys, because

1653
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: you got hit before me and this weird movie, you

1654
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 1: guys were here earlier than me to work.

1655
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 3: Working on some jokes. We when Vaughne wasn't here, we

1656
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 3: missed them. Oh what were they?

1657
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:42,920
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, I wish I had

1658
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 1: a sparple and I was like, and then we were

1659
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:45,599
Speaker 1: just making jokes.

1660
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 3: You would have appreciated stuff like oh god.

1661
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and phony. We had a friend that invited us

1662
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,240
Speaker 2: around for.

1663
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 3: A No you did a real singer and we and

1664
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,920
Speaker 3: I said that is such a good joke. And we said, well,

1665
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 3: I will do it again when Vaughan gets in here.

1666
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:58,560
Speaker 2: We'll recycle it.

1667
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 3: And I've forgotten it. When you don't get to work

1668
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,640
Speaker 3: early water giants.

1669
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: Come out, so the player and then a whole lot

1670
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 1: of music from twenty years ago on these records, which is.

1671
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 3: Pretty cool one of those little suitcase from record players.

1672
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 1: I never had a record player.

1673
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 3: I've got a genuinely very oppressiateive couple.

1674
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:16,799
Speaker 2: I've got some of my favorite albums.

1675
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:23,320
Speaker 1: I've got three albums on vinyl that I've never plug in.

1676
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,719
Speaker 3: Your auxiliary chord.

1677
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm plugged in.

1678
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:32,680
Speaker 3: Use the record. Look at a check my title. I'm

1679
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 3: a d J. Energy has changed watching you at the

1680
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:36,519
Speaker 3: disks there.

1681
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,519
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. What are you going to play

1682
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 2: for us? DJ?

1683
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: Oh? That sound and the crackle here it comes, J

1684
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,679
Speaker 1: put it too wide and you put it too should

1685
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: I put it with the thin line?

1686
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 2: Start year where it starts? You can see it.

1687
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 3: Here we go, oh killers, yeah, good stuff. Are you

1688
01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 3: going to do some mixing? Come on, come on, it's

1689
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 3: technically a turntable.

1690
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just going to give it a start, going

1691
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:04,680
Speaker 1: to get it and get it to the chorus for

1692
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:08,240
Speaker 1: a stop, making up a little bit on your end.

1693
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, turn it up a little bit. Yep, he got.

1694
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:17,400
Speaker 3: Side DJ symphony, what.

1695
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 4: Yes?

1696
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:25,559
Speaker 1: Change listen ready, let's give me the big one.

1697
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 3: Ready to b you're off tempo there, then you've got

1698
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 3: to spin it back to being on time. Oh my god,

1699
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 3: stop it, give us one more rap. Terrible for the record, but.

1700
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,800
Speaker 1: Thank you acit it for these love for the lovely gifts.

1701
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 1: I've actually got to play the real one now because

1702
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:55,560
Speaker 1: I've thought like you've kind of met you, kind of

1703
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:56,120
Speaker 1: maxacred that.

1704
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, please, I could just keep playing it. No,

1705
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,680
Speaker 3: it's I don't want you to record.

1706
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:05,559
Speaker 9: Fled Vaorn and Haley.

1707
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 3: I'm a message And this would have been a way

1708
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:10,920
Speaker 3: better Friday flashback Fletch than that effing crazy frog. Excuse me,

1709
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 3: crazy frog. People loved it that popped off horns picked

1710
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,639
Speaker 3: this week on Friday. I hope you ready to your game. Yeah,

1711
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:22,679
Speaker 3: get your posts sacked to deliver message due last Friday,

1712
01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 3: and I was having a bit of a two thousand

1713
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 3: and five reminiscent. Two thousand and five overlooked beautiful for music, Yeah,

1714
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:33,839
Speaker 3: beautiful now there is. This is a survey from international

1715
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 3: food magazine Chef's Pencil that.

1716
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 10: Has called Auckland Auckland, New Zealand in the whole world,

1717
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:46,760
Speaker 10: in the whole world, the world's earliest diners at restaurants,

1718
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:49,880
Speaker 10: which feels interesting to me, But then you think about

1719
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 10: anytime you're in Europe nine pm ten pm at Haavingdon Don.

1720
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,680
Speaker 3: I couldn't get over how late people eat there. We've

1721
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 3: had to say, Yester, yeah, we've had some drinks at lunch.

1722
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:00,800
Speaker 3: Now we're gonna have a little map and then we

1723
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,680
Speaker 3: go out for dinner very very late, I.

1724
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,639
Speaker 2: Guess because you yeah, it's so hot, were like five

1725
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 2: or sex.

1726
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1727
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 3: In Auckland, most venues have last sittings for tables like

1728
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:13,880
Speaker 3: last time Chance to Book about eight thirty, and the

1729
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,360
Speaker 3: majority of Auckland's book tables between five thirty pm and

1730
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 3: seven pm. The survey said they.

1731
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: Want to be shutting at like ten ten thirty.

1732
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

1733
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 2: But also you want to go straight from work if

1734
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:24,639
Speaker 2: you're in the city already.

1735
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:28,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean sometimes, I mean sex for me is good,

1736
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:32,559
Speaker 3: but we also get up early. Yesterday, our friends were

1737
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,760
Speaker 3: over when I got back from the airport, and at

1738
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 3: four thirty I said, let's one, don't we just go

1739
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:39,840
Speaker 3: and or have dinner together at the tab or whatever.

1740
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,479
Speaker 3: And so we were eating dinner at five thirty and

1741
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:47,040
Speaker 3: they were that you guys would be like me and parents,

1742
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 3: like parents of young kids us to eat.

1743
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: When they eat or after they go to bed.

1744
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:52,680
Speaker 4: Yees.

1745
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Speaker 3: So then you're talking seven thirty eight, and they were like,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, I suppose I could cram a meal in now,

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01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 3: like they felt down. It's so early as well, but

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Speaker 3: between five starting early same because it we bit early,

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Speaker 3: so have a nice night. We just want to do

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Speaker 3: it all earlier. I say good on your Auckland for

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01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:17,719
Speaker 3: going going early. Five five thirty is not too early

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Speaker 3: for me.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review,

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Speaker 1: and be sure to tell your mates you know what

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Speaker 1: I reckon. Your script reating is getting better. I give

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Speaker 1: it five stars, just like I give this podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling my friends about your script rooting too. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: like I'm going to do about this podcast. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Vaughan and Hailey for that. Good boy zid ms fletch

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