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Speaker 1: You've just brought something to my attention which I was
Speaker 1: unaware of. Your boy, Joey Jestnut, Joey jest Nut, Joe
Speaker 1: Chestnut is what broke in his own record.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has broken his own hot dog eating record.
Speaker 3: Remember how he got banned from the All American hot
Speaker 3: Dog eating competition because he got sponsored by some vegan products.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it is essentially is it Nathan's and it's
Speaker 1: a brand of hot dog.
Speaker 3: Yes, he eighty three hot dogs in ten minutes. He
Speaker 3: basically I think it was a invitation only event against
Speaker 3: his great rival Kobe Yashi, who I thought was also retired.
Speaker 3: They've come back, but he says he's done it. The
Speaker 3: goat eighty three hot dogs in ten minutes. You know
Speaker 3: how I've got my theory about the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That it's like, the best high jumpers in the world
Speaker 1: are actually probably playing in the NBA. The fastest sprinters
Speaker 1: may actually even be playing in the NFL. I think
Speaker 1: that the best athletes go to where the money is.
Speaker 1: This might be an exception. I don't think that there's
Speaker 1: an athlete out there that could eat more than Joe
Speaker 1: Chestnut or Kobe Ashy.
Speaker 4: Because that's eight dogs a minute.
Speaker 1: Yep, So that's are they regulation dogs? What are we talking?
Speaker 1: I had ye dog yesterday.
Speaker 4: They're just regulation.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure his ones will be some sort of
Speaker 3: fake meat ones because he's gone vegan.
Speaker 4: Oh has he?
Speaker 3: Well that's why he's sponsored by a vegan company. That's
Speaker 3: why he got kicked out of Nathan's.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's sponsored by a vegan company.
Speaker 3: But you know, well, you can't be sponsored by vegan
Speaker 3: and not be vegan. You at least got to pretend,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 1: And if there's any vegan companies out there that want
Speaker 1: to sponsor us, please get them.
Speaker 4: Get in touch'd on board.
Speaker 1: The worst possible The worst possible ambassador is Joe Chestnut,
Speaker 1: who has literal records for eating meat.
Speaker 3: But you know it's a great turnaround story for a
Speaker 3: vegan company. He used to eat the most amount of
Speaker 3: meat in ten minutes. Now he eats the most amount
Speaker 3: of fake meat and has diarrhea for a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, I think. Well, I mean he would
Speaker 1: have had it for a week beforehand. Anyway, Minim Musicals
Speaker 1: should sponsor him.
Speaker 4: Pile off the press.
Speaker 1: He could not eat enough vegan hot dogs between now
Speaker 1: and whenever he inevitably dies to undo the amount of
Speaker 1: meat that he's eaten.
Speaker 4: In his life.
Speaker 1: Because wasn't he like isn't he like a ten times
Speaker 1: chip sixteen time champs?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah? The training as well, that's right. You're banging
Speaker 4: dogs in the training, that's right. So there's no.
Speaker 1: Banging dogs in the training.
Speaker 4: There's no have no gag reflex.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he choose them, you know.
Speaker 4: I don't know. He'd be a great cell mate in prison,
Speaker 4: good because he choose them, just because he'd have lots
Speaker 4: of good yarns.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, right, okay, sure you've watched them do today.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, but it's like a hot like yeah.
Speaker 1: But except that it's not. He choose them, right, So
Speaker 1: I understand were you trying to get to all.
Speaker 4: I'm saying is he's not gagging on any of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right O, I see who you're getting to. The
Speaker 1: Bood of the Year voting is open. This is something
Speaker 1: that I know is pigged. You're interested in the past
Speaker 1: it has Are you weighing in in any particular direction
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 3: Well about eight years ago, we did a campaign before
Speaker 3: you know the likes of John Oliver thought it was cool.
Speaker 4: We we went all in on the bin chicken, the seagull, yeah,
Speaker 4: the black billed seagull, black big bill. Yeah. And because
Speaker 4: we went the beIN chicken's got to win. It was
Speaker 4: up against all these show ponies like the two's and
Speaker 4: the cocker and the all that ship and then it
Speaker 4: jumped the shark a few years when a bat.
Speaker 1: One yeah, long tail bat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But we did we ran the first ever smear campaign.
Speaker 3: We put post a coin k we fat and lazy.
Speaker 3: We said that that the kaka was six pests, and
Speaker 3: we replayed that footage of that one humping that British
Speaker 3: celebrities head and we went we went full noise on
Speaker 3: you know how useless the other birds was, and people
Speaker 3: actually took it seriously and got offended.
Speaker 4: I love it and so that was.
Speaker 3: The start of you know, people getting into the bird
Speaker 3: competition obviously, then the bat Then John Oliver came in
Speaker 3: and he ran a whole billboard campaign in New Zealand
Speaker 3: for that weird one last year.
Speaker 4: It was he wanted it was last year's one, but
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: It was called something else and it looked fucking weird.
Speaker 3: It had the big and he dressed up as Oh,
Speaker 3: yes last year. Yeah, I think that was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an Australian one as well, which is like,
Speaker 4: how can New Zealand bird of the year or was
Speaker 4: that bird of the century? Uh, it was Bird of
Speaker 4: the century as well. You're very confusing.
Speaker 1: It sort of reminds me of certain radio promotions where
Speaker 1: each year, how can there be a different bird of
Speaker 1: the year. Yeah, despite the fact that it's not a
Speaker 1: new bird, wouldn't the same bird? But I mean, shouldn't
Speaker 1: it be Kiwi every year?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Also, I would actually I would happily get back in
Speaker 3: behind this, like you were saying, if they genetically engineered
Speaker 3: a new bird.
Speaker 4: Every year, Oh, bring the more back. Yeah, I've always
Speaker 4: released that and then boom.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me you couldn't Jurassic park a more
Speaker 1: egg into ostrich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That would be literally the easiest thing, right up there
Speaker 1: with putting a wooly mammoth into an elephant.
Speaker 4: Didn't they?
Speaker 3: I suppose they had that jem be modified sheep that
Speaker 3: they and everyone freaked out thinking the world's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they stopped. You know what, don't we
Speaker 1: bring back some of the cool animals, the giant ground sloth.
Speaker 3: You want to bring back the haast eagle. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: would win every year exactly.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe because eventually they're going to run out of birds,
Speaker 1: the New Zealand bird of the year that will have
Speaker 1: done them all. I reckon, Well, have you noticed, arguably
Speaker 1: it happened to twenty twenty one with a bat one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not at all a bit suspicious that no
Speaker 4: birds won back to back. Yeah, that's right. So it's
Speaker 4: like you're telling me that. I mean, because everyone loves
Speaker 4: the the cockapool, everyone loves the and the tuoi yep,
Speaker 4: and the fantail, the pea wacka waker, yep. They are
Speaker 4: they are your pearl jams and your Nirvana's. Yes, they're
Speaker 4: always going to win. Yeah, they should always win.
Speaker 1: So how are they not winning every yet?
Speaker 4: How did the Batwin bullshit.
Speaker 1: Out of the Australian Christian greebewin.
Speaker 4: Well John Oliver global global attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. God, they love New Zealand over in America.
Speaker 4: That's such an easy target we got, We've got great headlines. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean occasionally we have ram raids and gang shootings,
Speaker 4: but every other even every other crimes is a comical.
Speaker 1: Even a ram raid's quite comical. Yeah, you know, they
Speaker 1: just drive a car into the side of a diry.
Speaker 4: It's what they steal is comical party mix and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen different flavored vapes and lighters. So I don't
Speaker 1: know drik and John Oliver will get him behind it
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 4: I think he's I think he squeezed that lemon one
Speaker 4: and done.
Speaker 1: The greatest New Zealander is into the semifinals. Now Semi
Speaker 1: final number one was yesterday. I believe Richie smashed Dave
Speaker 1: Dobbin smashed. That was always going to I think a
Speaker 1: lot of comments on these ones actually came from Facebook.
Speaker 1: This comment from a poster, Hey, I got a lot
Speaker 1: of faith in Dave. Another one. Sorry, Dave, you can
Speaker 1: call me loyal to the game. I grew up with
Speaker 1: Richie takes it, but this will be his last one.
Speaker 1: I suspect. Someone else commented and said, easily, sir double
Speaker 1: d an incredible career spanning decades upon decades plus. He
Speaker 1: still ows my late father fifty dollars for pulling his
Speaker 1: car out of a ditch in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Charged in fifty bucks to pull his car out of
Speaker 3: a ditch in the eighties. That's like equivalent of life
Speaker 3: thousand bucks.
Speaker 4: Yea, it is pullo's carry to the ditch. What are
Speaker 4: you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Leave your car on the ditch? And he never did
Speaker 1: pay it. And then one last one, sir Dave Dobbin,
Speaker 1: you drink yourself more blessed with an Asian cigarette because
Speaker 1: the outlook for Thursday will be a slice of heaven
Speaker 1: as long as you stay loyal.
Speaker 4: Well, unfortunately it has not.
Speaker 1: The forecast has changed because Ritchie absolutely obliterated Dobbo over
Speaker 1: the weekend. Today is oh sorry, Today is the first
Speaker 1: semi final, quarterfinals, the semi finals. Tw's my brain into
Speaker 1: a principal. It is Lisa Carrington versus Charlie Upham.
Speaker 4: Oh, this could be the sinking of the goat in
Speaker 4: the boat. Do you think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I think everyone's got a real
Speaker 3: wine on for Charlie Upham. Yeah right, but you talk
Speaker 3: about recency bias. Yes, you know Charlie Upham hasn't been
Speaker 3: in the news cycle, no for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a Battle of the Middles, you know, eight
Speaker 1: gold medals versus two Victoria Crosses.
Speaker 4: And a bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I believe someone effact checked me on that. Lisa
Speaker 1: Carrington was interviewed by the Way in the last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks and the person asked her because she's studying
Speaker 1: like political science something at university, no, like, do you
Speaker 1: see yourself going into politics?
Speaker 3: She's like, no, yeah, not ever, only studies politics goes
Speaker 3: into it. I studied politics, did you Yeah? Yeah, politicals
Speaker 3: is interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's interesting to find out how the world runs
Speaker 4: it is and doesn't, or how they want to tell
Speaker 4: you it runs. Right, do your own researcher to that.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I guess it was off the back of
Speaker 1: mah Drysdale going for Todung mirror.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he nailed it. Oh he is. He is
Speaker 4: the miror of Totong.
Speaker 3: He's had to move from Cambridge fuck, I got miror
Speaker 3: mirror of Totong move.
Speaker 4: But he lives at the mount. Be careful what you
Speaker 4: wish for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll put him up in an apartment on the
Speaker 1: on the waterfront there. So yeah, Lisa, we will not
Speaker 1: into politics. I think people would vote for her, but
Speaker 1: will they vote for her as the greatest New Zealander
Speaker 1: of all time? It's up to you at home. You
Speaker 1: can hit on Facebook or Instagram and have your say.
Speaker 1: So have a quick break and we'll come back to
Speaker 1: talk some rugby.
Speaker 4: South Africa.
Speaker 1: South African Rugby rather Lane have apologized today for the
Speaker 1: blearing music, fireworks and fly over during the hakka. Do
Speaker 1: you think they should have apologized?
Speaker 4: No? No, I think.
Speaker 3: You respect the hakker when it's in New Zealand because
Speaker 3: you have to, really, because the crowd doo and you're.
Speaker 4: On home soil. I think when we're away and we're
Speaker 4: laying down a challenge on away ground, Yeah it is
Speaker 4: carte blanche.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the opposition can do because that's your challenge,
Speaker 3: that's their challenge. I don't do they need to show
Speaker 3: respect for it when they're on their home soil.
Speaker 4: I say no, it's.
Speaker 1: Also a walk, right you are literally telling those guys
Speaker 1: you're going to try and kill them. Yeah, and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: just while I tell you that I'm going to kill you,
Speaker 1: can you just be quiet?
Speaker 4: Please? Yeah?
Speaker 3: While I do this, can you respectfully just listen to
Speaker 3: me talk about how I'm going to rip your head
Speaker 3: and eat your brain.
Speaker 4: That's right, I will say.
Speaker 1: The one thing that I like, the flyover, I kind
Speaker 1: of thought that that was added to it. I don't
Speaker 1: think it distracted. That's sick. Just as we're reaching the
Speaker 1: crescendo of a hack, a fly you know, flyer was sick.
Speaker 1: The problem my dad had was the music. Music's a
Speaker 1: little bit. That was chance, scream yell, whatever. But like
Speaker 1: artificially playing music over the top, it's a bit unless
Speaker 1: you're responding with your own song. Like if we played
Speaker 1: Ireland and they had sinado' Konna singing the National.
Speaker 4: Exactly, well, that's sing zombie, singing zombie. Yeah, that's sing
Speaker 4: zombie now.
Speaker 3: And remember Australia singing while singing Matilda when we did
Speaker 3: the hack.
Speaker 4: Exactly, go for it.
Speaker 3: Don't do it here, I'll fucking kill you. Do it
Speaker 3: on your home ground. But when you come here, you
Speaker 3: we respect it.
Speaker 1: I like it and I think that it adds to
Speaker 1: it and I think that if you were out there
Speaker 1: on the field, you would well certain people would relish
Speaker 1: that sort of like this is fucking awesome. We're laying
Speaker 1: down our challenge that are going us because.
Speaker 4: You talk to someonell Black's the most terrifying ground to
Speaker 4: kick a.
Speaker 3: Goal at is in Ireland, where they stay completely silent
Speaker 3: when you're going for your keck.
Speaker 1: Respect the kicker, they say, respect the kickout.
Speaker 3: But I reckon it is a reverse psychology because it
Speaker 3: is terrifying it's did silent. A kecker would probably prefer people,
Speaker 3: you know, a bit of noise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because at that point it just becomes a hum.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't hear anything. But when it's did silent,
Speaker 1: you can hear one person like whispering, You can hear.
Speaker 4: Yourself breath, you can see one guy go deck way
Speaker 4: too far left, bro, way too far left. So like
Speaker 4: I think it's I don't know why they have had
Speaker 4: to apologize.
Speaker 3: I think they apologized probably for DJ a hole, yes,
Speaker 3: because playing the music and leading the fireworks off in
Speaker 3: the middle of it probably was didn't didn't look great.
Speaker 3: I mean, am I to say what they get a
Speaker 3: hard on over over in South Africa. It might be
Speaker 3: music and fireworks.
Speaker 1: No, well, DJ A hole, it was an unlawful discharge.
Speaker 1: So what happened was as the All Blacks were getting
Speaker 1: into the crescendo or the Hucker, everyone started cheering and
Speaker 1: they had an inexperienced DJA hole in there and he
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, the Hocker must be over. I'll
Speaker 1: hit the button. So he started playing music but it
Speaker 1: was still going and.
Speaker 3: The music was connected to the flames fireworks.
Speaker 4: That part.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but just crack up that they had
Speaker 1: a dude and there just had no idea. It was
Speaker 1: just like, never seen the Hucker before, but I never
Speaker 1: watched the All Blacks. He's like, yeah, sweet, he's probably
Speaker 1: some just local radio DJ. Yeah, probably works through their
Speaker 1: quilal like z him hates hates sport. The hurts sport
Speaker 1: South Africa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so lame. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think they should apologize, and I think that
Speaker 1: had they lost, they probably wouldn't have apologized.
Speaker 4: They'll just be like, now, fuck you guys. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: only because they won. Oh sorry guys, you're on our
Speaker 4: Sorry guys.
Speaker 1: Did we did we distract you a little bit there, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh you see that.
Speaker 3: Our good friend Scotty Stevenson is upset Razzi Arrestmus. He
Speaker 3: has Razi Arrestmus has got hold of them on Instagram
Speaker 3: and fired a shot across your bow or might be
Speaker 3: on X.
Speaker 4: Actually it was on Twitter. Yeah, I think he was.
Speaker 3: Scotty had a crack at his behavior, just his erratic behavior,
Speaker 3: and he wrote back this hilarious message like is he
Speaker 3: good to see you? Well, good to see you got
Speaker 3: over the hard times, like a couple of like kind
Speaker 3: of just a little little angles like I know you've
Speaker 3: struggled a little bit, and then Scotty going, oh, you're
Speaker 3: looking healthy. Can like as it's the sumo that I
Speaker 3: used to know, it's a healthier It was real weird.
Speaker 3: The fact that Razzi Rasmus is engaging with oh, definitely
Speaker 3: sports in New zeal It's like Jesus Christ, focus on
Speaker 3: the other thing, buddy.
Speaker 4: We should get into him. You can tell he loves
Speaker 4: that ship. Yeah. I would love to start a Twitter beef.
Speaker 1: I've been logged out of my account for various indiscretions,
Speaker 1: but the only Twitter beef I ever started was with
Speaker 1: Dale Stain I was working in the mainstream sports media
Speaker 1: and I had control of the Twitter account for that
Speaker 1: place that I worked, and hearing Jeb worked there as well.
Speaker 1: And Dale Staine posted, Hey, guys, I'm putting a book together.
Speaker 1: Does anybody have any photos of me that they could
Speaker 1: share that we could put in the book? And I
Speaker 1: sent him the picture of Grant Elliott picking him up
Speaker 1: off the floor after it just carted.
Speaker 4: Him into the It's awesome. He din'd appreciate it. So
Speaker 4: you go out, it's like, very well played. You go
Speaker 4: out into the Twitter sphere and you get there and
Speaker 4: what do you expect? Yeah, Elliott loved it, though, I'm
Speaker 4: sure he did.
Speaker 3: That's well maybe, I mean the only major beef we've
Speaker 3: created on on Twitter weeks or whatever it is mainly
Speaker 3: with Indian cricket fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I mean, that's too easy. That's very easy.
Speaker 3: But someone said, are so African fans the equivalent of
Speaker 3: Indian fans when it comes to rugby?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. Are they quite twitchy though? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 4: there's a billion of them. Yeah, true, we test it.
Speaker 4: Let's find out. Do we have a Twitter account? We must? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe jury's and that's the one he uses just
Speaker 3: to wind up half half a billion people.
Speaker 1: The problem we have is that most of the goss
Speaker 1: and dirt that we get is on our own. It
Speaker 1: seems like a mass of own goal to just go
Speaker 1: after our own ethic. Let's look something up on Let's
Speaker 1: see if we can get Rezie turning the heat on us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon we can. What have we got to
Speaker 4: lose by winding out Rezi? I don't know. I can't
Speaker 4: apart from m punching our lights out if he ever
Speaker 4: sees us in public?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see that weird footage of him about
Speaker 1: to get interviewed on the sideline after the game. So
Speaker 1: they crossed to the guy on the sideline, He starts talking.
Speaker 1: Razzie's walking into shot and some random dude sprints into
Speaker 1: the shot, realize they're on He turns around, tries to
Speaker 1: sprint out, falls over. Then Razzie like jumps over him
Speaker 1: into the shot, but is still looking at him like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck did he get up? It was the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing I've ever said. Didn't know if there were
Speaker 1: pitch invaders, didn't know if it was like an off
Speaker 1: off camera worker who's just gotten the wrong spot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Razzie's a nut chop all right, let's try and fire
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon just save a lot of fit of
Speaker 3: fun because obviously he bites because he bit Scotty bit
Speaker 3: with Scotty Stevenson and Scotty Scotty would have had something
Speaker 3: reasonable say, well, ours will be totally unreasonable. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: ours will be unhanted, uninformed, Yeah, totally uninformed. Scotty is
Speaker 3: way more informed.
Speaker 4: So we we place South Africa again this weekend in
Speaker 4: Cape Town, Yes, and we basically that's a must win
Speaker 4: for us, now, isn't it to retain the Rugby Championship? Well,
Speaker 4: then mem to beat Australia twice, i'd say, because Safka
Speaker 4: have beaten Australia twice. Yeah, beating us?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, if we win this And then we went
Speaker 3: off against Australia but we lost to Argentina.
Speaker 1: So so then we need Argentina to beat South Africa. Yes,
Speaker 1: which doesn't seem likely does it, But all students didn't
Speaker 1: seem likely they'd beat us.
Speaker 4: But so we now need to go. We need to
Speaker 4: win this week and beat Australia home and away. We'll
Speaker 4: beat Australia. They suck.
Speaker 1: And then we're relying on the kindness of strangers in
Speaker 1: the form of Argentina to beat South Africa.
Speaker 4: That ain't happening. Wow, yeah we are.
Speaker 3: We are really because if we beat them this week
Speaker 3: in I mean lost, we'll have only lost one in
Speaker 3: the championship.
Speaker 4: Yes, if they if they beat yeah, that's true, we
Speaker 4: lost too.
Speaker 1: Well, who knows Argentina might beat them both times and
Speaker 1: then and then we win and we all go out
Speaker 1: for Argentina and barbecue to celebrate.
Speaker 4: Have they already played them? They don't think so. But
Speaker 4: I beat a podcast would know. Scot Stevenson would know.
Speaker 1: He would to the Motor Game's disc, the Scots went
Speaker 1: one two in Milwaukee. Mcglock on one and then Dixon
Speaker 1: came second. McLoughlin's car was sick. That blue little blueberry
Speaker 1: that he's driving around them.
Speaker 4: Yeah he got that. He's got Chip mcneeye or something
Speaker 4: or something some some racing team.
Speaker 3: But pretty pretty good for a couple of keys to
Speaker 3: go one to and cars, that's pretty boring.
Speaker 4: I don't think people realize how balen that is. That's
Speaker 4: it's ridiculous that we're are they well, received over there.
Speaker 4: Do you think the Keys I love them?
Speaker 1: Do you think I reckon a lot of them? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: even know that from New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Well, Scott Dixon, he's a bit of a celebrity over
Speaker 3: there because he's got some reality TV show follows him
Speaker 3: and his real breath of fresh air American wife. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's got he He's had a couple of couple of
Speaker 3: series on it around so he's he's.
Speaker 4: Quite a big big deal over there. Scotty McLoughlin. This
Speaker 4: is only his second year, so he's fairly fresh. But
Speaker 4: I think they quite like the Keys. I mean they're
Speaker 4: all really humble types.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how good would it be if we had
Speaker 3: those two running an indy car? You have Bean Gisberger
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 4: The nascast car and then we'll get old old mate
Speaker 4: and Formula one lawson. Yeah, that'd be pretty mean taking over.
Speaker 1: That would be pretty Games on national Sport and in
Speaker 1: the round ball, I am the voice of the round
Speaker 1: Ball on this here podcast. Liverpool beat Manchester United three nil.
Speaker 1: Manchester United manager Eric tin Hag It was asked like,
Speaker 1: how come you still suffrage? Basically, why do you guys
Speaker 1: still have the same issues that you had like three
Speaker 1: years ago, and he goes, I'm not Harry Potter, which
Speaker 1: I thought was such a spray to his own players,
Speaker 1: Like he's basically shifting all the blame.
Speaker 4: I'm not a magician. I cannot help these guys. They suck.
Speaker 1: They sucked three years ago. We've tried for three years
Speaker 1: to fix it, and they still suck. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been sprayed by a coach who have had any bizarre
Speaker 1: I'll tell you them. The strangest, the strangest g up
Speaker 1: speech I overhead from a coach. We're playing it at
Speaker 1: at home in Wayomedi in one of the timor I
Speaker 1: think it was Tomoka came down and our coach and
Speaker 1: the changing ships came down, came in and he goes,
Speaker 1: look they got they got two some oones in the team,
Speaker 1: you know, but you know we got three Marrias in
Speaker 1: our team. And I think that's just as good. And
Speaker 1: I was like, thanks, man, you know what, I think
Speaker 1: that is just as good.
Speaker 3: I haven't I can't remember many many sprays. I did
Speaker 3: have some very eccentric creckit coaches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a cricket coach used to did you
Speaker 1: I think I've asked you this before. But we had
Speaker 1: one drill where all of our batsmen was shying away
Speaker 1: from the ball and so name and Paul Harrison went
Speaker 1: down into the into the net and he would stand
Speaker 1: behind you with a stunt pointed at your ass, so
Speaker 1: the spike, so if you back away from the ball,
Speaker 1: the spike would go up your ass. I was like
Speaker 1: we then never shied away from another ball for the
Speaker 1: remainder of our cricketing careers.
Speaker 4: I can still feel the the middle spider spike behind me.
Speaker 3: I had John Sittlington and Hamilton coaching our Hamilton team.
Speaker 3: He's a very strange man. And John Marshall ro Op
Speaker 3: no longer with us. But John Marshall was a betting
Speaker 3: coach and he I think he was legally blind. He
Speaker 3: had the thickest set of glasses I've ever seen on
Speaker 3: a man and he was our betting coach, which I
Speaker 3: found quite ironic.
Speaker 4: Those who can't do teacher. Yes.
Speaker 3: And John Sittlington and he worked for Fulton Hogan, very
Speaker 3: passionate cricket man, but couldn't say Hamilton and on.
Speaker 4: That's what he'd say from the sideline a little bit.
Speaker 1: Liam Lawson can't say formula.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He say formal former formaler one for FORMLA one another
Speaker 3: round round ball news the BBL auction, The big best
Speaker 3: auction was yesterday.
Speaker 4: Four Keypy's got picked up in it. This is cricket right, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's round now the round ball traditionally soccer.
Speaker 1: Round round is a round ball. Just I just feel
Speaker 1: like I need to pull you up on that as
Speaker 1: the voice of the round ball.
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is a round ball, small round ball, leather
Speaker 4: with a seam on it.
Speaker 3: Lucky Ferguson got a contract, Finellen got a contract, Tim
Speaker 3: si fit he got a contract.
Speaker 4: This seems like more than usual.
Speaker 3: Four of them got them. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 3: who the other one was. Was Finaleen, Lucky Ferguson, Tim
Speaker 3: Seifert and oh Monroe Colin the veteran. So those four
Speaker 3: have all got BBL contracts. Obviously Finalen and Lacky Ferguson
Speaker 3: turned down the central contracks to go off and do
Speaker 3: all this franchise crickets. Because I have wondered why we
Speaker 3: don't see more Key He's playing in the BBL well
Speaker 3: clashes because if your simon New Zealand cricket, you're obliged
Speaker 3: to play. Yes, the Super Smash or the International cricket
Speaker 3: or domestic cricket. But these guys are like, I'm off contract,
Speaker 3: I'm doing whatever I want.
Speaker 4: The floodgates are going to open it.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised Trench he's not playing in there. He's maybe
Speaker 3: maybe he's already on contract over there. But I'm surprised
Speaker 3: he's not over in the BBL. Maybe he's already there.
Speaker 3: Maybe this draft for a new players.
Speaker 1: This is the Big Bash League, not to be confused
Speaker 1: with the Brazilian Butt Lift.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you think they do? You think when the
Speaker 4: Big Bear started that they did are going to clash
Speaker 4: with the Big butt Lift, the Brazilian Brazilian Butt Lift League,
Speaker 4: Brazilian Butler. I think they did.
Speaker 1: But I do think they need to distance themselves because
Speaker 1: if you search BBL online, which I do often, yep,
Speaker 1: for the cricket, for the cricket. Yeah, but the stuff
Speaker 1: that I'm getting served disgusting.
Speaker 4: It is disgusting. I think.
Speaker 1: I do think because you watch those games that's sick,
Speaker 1: like the fan fear, like the massive and the crowds
Speaker 1: are enormous, So I think it's only a matter of
Speaker 1: time before that's flooded with Kiwis as well.
Speaker 4: Which I think is good for the game. I think
Speaker 4: we should have two KIV teams over there, North and South.
Speaker 4: I agree. All right, it is a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We are going to shuffle half back sports idea forward
Speaker 1: by day, which means today it's time for a half
Speaker 1: bake sports.
Speaker 4: I do half bait sports. I Paralympics are on lane yep.
Speaker 4: Getting a lot of questions at home on the Paralympics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you're answering them, definitely. I I.
Speaker 4: So today's one.
Speaker 1: You know how they talk about the enhanced Games, that
Speaker 1: enhanced Olympics, and they're going to allow.
Speaker 4: People to explode their hearts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically just do whatever steroids they want. Let's test
Speaker 1: the limits of human physical capacity.
Speaker 4: Where's that got to because there was a big fan
Speaker 4: few when they launched it. Yeah, is it actually happening.
Speaker 4: It's happening. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think either later this year or early next year,
Speaker 1: it is happening. And basically all it is at the
Speaker 1: moment is recently retired athletes are putting their hands up
Speaker 1: to be like, yep, I'll juice myself to the girls.
Speaker 4: Let's have a crack. I've been juicing last year years I.
Speaker 1: Have been juicing, how will I have heard from an
Speaker 1: Olympian before When people ask him, why don't we do
Speaker 1: like the steroid Olympics, He's like, you're assuming that their
Speaker 1: actual Olympics aren't just that. Yeah, but anyway, So my
Speaker 1: half baked sports idea this week is the enhanced Paralympics,
Speaker 1: where you are allowed it's basically inspector gadget for all
Speaker 1: of the people in the Paralympics. So the high jumper
Speaker 1: you can put springs in your pogo sticks in your legs,
Speaker 1: the shot putters you're allowed, bloody cannon out of the army. Basically,
Speaker 1: any mechanical enhancement you can think of to give yourself
Speaker 1: an extra edit advantage.
Speaker 4: Like wheels, Like what about what?
Speaker 3: Okay, so the one hundred meters wheelchair race you took in,
Speaker 3: like putting a jet on the back of it, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Basically yeah, so it turns it into a land speed
Speaker 4: records in mean drag race. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically, like any enhancement that you need to be able
Speaker 1: to compete at your given sport. You're also allowed, yeah,
Speaker 1: to enhance yourself in any way that you would like to.
Speaker 1: You know, why should the enhanced games only be for
Speaker 1: the able bodied athlete.
Speaker 3: That's because there is limitations in there, because the blades
Speaker 3: they run on, there's rules around the blades and everything.
Speaker 1: I can only have like a certain amount of bounced
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. You know, obviously to keep the playing
Speaker 1: field even. But why can't I have motorized wheels on
Speaker 1: my feet?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: And that's where I think the enhanced Paralympics come in.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to enhance yourself in anyway that you see fit.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about installing an autboard on the back here
Speaker 3: for the swimming perfect yep, j boat like a jet
Speaker 3: engine hand and jet on the back, or like your
Speaker 3: little backpack that's got a hamleting jet on it and
Speaker 3: you just go, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think, but that has to be part of your
Speaker 1: You can't just put that backpack on. That has to
Speaker 1: be It can't be petrol powered. The petrol's not the issue.
Speaker 1: The issue is if you're missing a leg, you can
Speaker 1: put a rocket on that leg, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You can't just be otherwise an able bodied athlete and
Speaker 1: then put a jet.
Speaker 4: No I'm not saying save you lost your pens, you
Speaker 4: can put it Yeah, that's right. Kick you replace it
Speaker 4: with a jet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I you know, if you've ever been on one of
Speaker 1: those like turtle tours where you get the little yeah,
Speaker 1: I think one of those. I guess the issue comes
Speaker 1: where you've got someone who basically is doing the high
Speaker 1: jump and they've got the equivalent of two earbacks that
Speaker 1: have just been let off off their feet and they
Speaker 1: just go.
Speaker 4: Shooting up into the ear Yeah. When does the maddener
Speaker 4: stop though, because for high jump you could literally put
Speaker 4: someone in a cannon. Yeah. Well, I've seeing them over
Speaker 4: the bar as long as they land on there.
Speaker 1: I feel like the cannon needs to be attached to them. Again,
Speaker 1: we're sort of straying further away from enhancing the athlete
Speaker 1: and do just shooting them out of a cannon.
Speaker 4: There need to be some sort of rules. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 4: I agree with you. Look, this is why it's half back.
Speaker 1: There'd be better minds and us to be a regulatory
Speaker 1: body there that will be able to figure out exactly
Speaker 1: what you can can't do.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward to these enhanced games later
Speaker 4: in the year, I think to seeing someone but how
Speaker 4: wouldn't it be surprising if they didn't beat any world records.
Speaker 1: I do think that the fact that the one hundred
Speaker 1: meters sprint's only gone down by about a second in
Speaker 1: the last hundred years tells me that we're about there. Like,
Speaker 1: that's about as quick as the human body can move. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like steroids or otherwise, because also a lot of them
Speaker 1: were on steroids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, halfback sports idea enhanced the parallem in
Speaker 1: the name of equality.
Speaker 4: Sake, quick break, we'll come back with your space.
Speaker 2: Yours please brought you by Leader home of.
Speaker 1: The four of them to get through today, first call
Speaker 1: of yours splits good fellas.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to fact check.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find out. Never heard of Charlie up
Speaker 5: until about two or three weeks ago when you guys
Speaker 5: mentioned him.
Speaker 4: Surely seems like a good bloke.
Speaker 5: I can't find those Chasing Charlie book. The only one
Speaker 5: I find is searching for Charlie. Can you confirm more
Speaker 5: than I whether that's allegedly the book I'm reporting to
Speaker 5: want to read.
Speaker 6: Yes, I want to learn something.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, it is searching.
Speaker 3: It is searching for Charlie or just chasing Charlie. I
Speaker 3: think that's the name of a movie or something else.
Speaker 4: Charlie. Oh yeah, it's what most people do on the weekends. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is searching for Charlie. It's Tom Scott has written
Speaker 4: it A rapper from Young, Gifted and Broke, No Wellington
Speaker 4: you know differently, No, No, he's that's a great book.
Speaker 4: I'd highly recommend it.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, and once you read that, you go, whoa
Speaker 3: Charlie Upham is an absolute free show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, another call here, yours Please.
Speaker 7: Hey fellas, couldn't have noticed, but all the yours pleases
Speaker 7: for today. Now I know you say you're a lot
Speaker 7: over the weekend, but all of today's ones didn't have
Speaker 7: a single South Canterbury And now I seen one last
Speaker 7: week that head of South Canterbury in it. So I'm
Speaker 7: starting to think that Manaya is going through these and
Speaker 7: just taking out all the Fox South Canterbury's because he's
Speaker 7: just had enough. Anyway, we'll know whether this one gets
Speaker 7: played or not. FUX South Canterbury.
Speaker 4: Well, there we go. The allegation has been late.
Speaker 3: I mean I hands up to say, look, I'm not involved,
Speaker 3: and the Yours Pleas has got no access to the
Speaker 3: Yours Pleasers, So what do you say to the allegation
Speaker 3: that you have been filtering the Fox South Canaries?
Speaker 1: Well, I would say that I just played one, But
Speaker 1: then did I do this?
Speaker 4: Do that on PERP to cover my track? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess we'll never know. But no, they just have
Speaker 1: sort of abated. But I guess this is probably gonna
Speaker 1: gonna bring them back again.
Speaker 4: But no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I would. I'd filter them out otherwise, why.
Speaker 4: Would I have let any of them to air? Well,
Speaker 4: I disarguably the damage is done. It started to reach
Speaker 4: a crescendo there for a while.
Speaker 3: Every single one was Yeah, so now it's getting to
Speaker 3: fuck Hamilton, Yeah, frec Correka is getting it's cropping astray.
Speaker 1: As well for some reason, in the name of the quality,
Speaker 1: Everyone's covenant not the caller here.
Speaker 6: Yours please, hey, fellas on the whole fucked out Canibrey
Speaker 6: thing would have fucked out Jannibreary the equivalent to a
Speaker 6: fuck Richie McCall like, same area side thing anyway, sucks
Speaker 6: out Cannabury. Let's go Harold.
Speaker 1: What Harold um didn't work out for Harold north Otago. Well,
Speaker 1: this is something I've spent a lot of time thinking
Speaker 1: about the dividing line between North Otago and South canterbry
Speaker 1: is do you know? Yeah, the White take a river. Now,
Speaker 1: Kourou is technically in North Otago. It's on that side
Speaker 1: of the river. It has a bridge there and on
Speaker 1: the other side of that bridge as a place known
Speaker 1: as the Hacker Valley. That is where Richie mccaught is from,
Speaker 1: which is technically part of Kouroup, but it is on
Speaker 1: our side of the river.
Speaker 4: So he is technically from South Canterbury. What school did
Speaker 4: he go? He went to Otago Boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean how many players get poached from different,
Speaker 1: various different high schools.
Speaker 4: You know, is Damien McKenzie Southlander? Or you mean to
Speaker 4: school in Southland? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whom I thinking of? Anton Lenard Brown? He's a school
Speaker 1: in christ Church. You know, does your high school dictate
Speaker 1: where you're from?
Speaker 4: No, Well, he grew up and went to high school,
Speaker 4: so you know, I would say he's North Otago target
Speaker 4: Tago Boys.
Speaker 1: That's not north Otago, that's Otago.
Speaker 4: Wow. One one thing, isn't it? Canterbury is all one thing.
Speaker 1: I want to get you a map and then we'll
Speaker 1: get back to this conversation, but for now, until then
Speaker 1: it's yeah, South Canterbury so fux South Canterbury is a
Speaker 1: fucking Richie mccaught and being out of mind.
Speaker 4: The next time you seen one, that's if you say
Speaker 4: fucking Targo, then you fu Northago. All right, no they
Speaker 4: call it here. You're alright. I did screen that one?
Speaker 4: Is that you?
Speaker 1: You? I can neither confirm nor deny whether that's me or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, beg news before we go. This may be hard
Speaker 4: to believe since I grew up in Hamilton and a tron,
Speaker 4: but I did my first burnout yesterday. Oh yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got the Ford the A C C Ford Falcon
Speaker 4: you and lit up the car park at Mount Smart Stadium. Yes,
Speaker 4: and you know what, I'm glad I didn't do that
Speaker 4: with my teenage years because I would have been a
Speaker 4: fucking menace in Hamilton outside Forde or a petrol station
Speaker 4: pouring diesel on the road. Because it was good fun, addictive. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is good fun. We just about blew that thing up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah you did. I did, Yeah, I did. It went.
Speaker 1: You got to have a crackit there, Yeah, and got
Speaker 1: the wheel going. The wheels went, the black wheels went, there.
Speaker 1: She was the front wheels, so maybe we turned it
Speaker 1: a bit tight.
Speaker 4: Came right though, It came right though.
Speaker 1: But yeah, burnout Mount Smart was not something ahead of
Speaker 1: my Bungo card for yesterday, but checked it off.
Speaker 4: Look out for that because we've teamed up with Auto Trader.
Speaker 4: So there's some big, big news to come out of
Speaker 4: the ACC with regards to our Ford Falcon, Yes, our
Speaker 4: beloved Ford Falcon after it survived yesterday's threshing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big news and it breaks my heart, this big news,
Speaker 1: but it could be an excellent opportunity for one of
Speaker 1: you out there. All right, We're not to sing on
Speaker 1: the head. We'll be back tomorrow with a Wednesday edition
Speaker 1: of the Gender Podcast.
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