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Speaker 1: Welcome along to the unnamed podcast Thursday the seventh of

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Speaker 1: November twenty twenty four, one of my favorites. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: the seventh seventh November? Yeah, November.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's you know what like the you guy folks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're what's that horse race? They're all out of

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Speaker 1: the way.

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Speaker 2: And then yeah, and then just before the Christmas parties

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Speaker 2: start yesterday on the agenda podcast available, We're all good

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Speaker 2: podcasts are sold. G Lane asked me, when's an appropriate

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Speaker 2: date to stick it into neutral?

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Speaker 1: Now? The problem there is he's my manager.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a sports podcast ostensibly, I don't know, it's the sports.

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Speaker 2: We describe it as a sports adjacent podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good, good description. Yeah, sports adjacent.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, we okay, that's that's complicated. Well when you've

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Speaker 1: got your manager asking yeah, I was like, this is entrapment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good point, sir, So what did you what did you say?

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Speaker 2: I'd sort of try to take his lead on it.

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Speaker 2: I was like me, Lane, I'm spreading through the finish line,

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Speaker 2: you know, man.

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Speaker 1: For you now, but what about you? What are you

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Speaker 1: when you're sort of the thinking of checking it in neutral? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Good call, just lie, he said, December, he said, December.

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Speaker 2: First, I said, I'm probably pushing the I'm probably pushing

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Speaker 2: the clutch.

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Speaker 1: In a couple of weeks out from December first, I

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Speaker 1: think it's good to change down, you know, I think

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Speaker 1: it's it's not just put it in neutral. I think

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Speaker 1: you've got to change down. G Lane has never put

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Speaker 1: a neutral in his life. You know, he's he's the

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Speaker 1: kind of guy that he gets he goes first, second, third, fourth, fifth,

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Speaker 1: and he just he's he flows it in fifth. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would even just his vibe. He's a floor it

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Speaker 1: in fifth guy.

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Speaker 2: I would even describe it as almost flooring it in

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Speaker 2: third to where he's redlining at the hole up against

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Speaker 2: the limitter. Well, at least when you're flooring in third

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Speaker 2: that I would say.

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Speaker 1: The thing with him and flooring in the fifth is

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Speaker 1: you just use a lot of gas and you don't

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Speaker 1: go that much faster, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You've plant your foot and the gas just floods into

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Speaker 1: the into the motor, but you don't really because you

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Speaker 1: haven't got the revs going you actually, I don't go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: So ge Lane's always got the foot on the floor

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Speaker 1: using a heap of gas but oftentimes it takes a

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Speaker 1: long time to actually, you know, accelerate up to the

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Speaker 1: speed that you want to get to.

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Speaker 3: So what happens when g Lane puts it into reverse,

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Speaker 3: like slams it really hard into reverse? What sort of

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Speaker 3: circumstances lead up to that happening.

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Speaker 1: Ge Lane in reverse? When has ever gone in reverse?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I don't think of it, feel like

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Speaker 3: quite often, for instance, after the radio, would I feel

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Speaker 3: like when he came into the building approximately three in

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Speaker 3: the morning and my little Kip on the couch and

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Speaker 3: him going and reverse, was him actually collapsing onto the

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Speaker 3: kitchen floor and in the radio?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Again, I mean that's interesting. I wouldn't say that

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Speaker 1: he ever got into reverse. Then I think that that

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Speaker 1: was possibly neutral slash forth. But but you find that

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Speaker 1: he would have got straight back up again and away

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Speaker 1: he goes from that position. I don't know. I never

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Speaker 1: known Glane to reverse. He goes into car parks, frontwayst Yes,

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Speaker 1: he went back into it.

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Speaker 2: I would say that he would have been It's like

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Speaker 2: he was in neutral with a brick on the accelerator,

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Speaker 2: you know, so the car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah go nowhere, but going nowhere? Yeah, Yeah, it's a good,

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Speaker 1: good analogy for his life. Actually, just flooring it and

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Speaker 1: going nowhere is the title of his book, Flooring It

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Speaker 1: and Going Nowhere. What would the title of your book? Bed?

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Speaker 4: You have?

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Speaker 5: You have?

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Speaker 1: You put much thought into that. Slow and Steady Wins

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Speaker 1: the Race. A really exciting book that so many people

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Speaker 1: would want to read. No, I'd like a cricketing part

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Speaker 1: of some kind, like you know, balls out, two league stumps. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: two league stumps. I'll be happy with that. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: also be let through. Let that one through to the keeper.

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Speaker 1: Let it through to the keeper.

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Speaker 5: Left that one through the keep because you just always

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Speaker 1: You've got to let a ball. You've got to know

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Speaker 1: where you're off stumpers, and you've got to let it go.

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Speaker 1: Every good batsman knows.

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Speaker 5: That sneck him out. Actually know, maybe caught in bold

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Speaker 1: What, I don't think I've ever been caught in bold.

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Speaker 5: Really, it's the worst feeling.

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never been caught in bold. I've been

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Speaker 1: bold a lot, I've never been caught in bold. Anyone

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Speaker 5: Yeah? A couple of times. Yeah, I tend to drive

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Speaker 1: You'll sps timing and drive on the up. So I

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Speaker 1: missed those and I get bald. Yeah, yes, that's w

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Speaker 1: league before. I remember once I shouldered arms to swing

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Speaker 1: and how did that go? I got out? Yeah, Kevin

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Speaker 1: It was a it was a club game, and he

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Speaker 1: and he just went, I just shut shaking his head

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Speaker 1: and he went, that's absolutely plumb slowly put his finger up.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? I think?

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Speaker 5: It's actually not okay what you have to do here

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Speaker 5: in New Zealand when it comes to cricket umpiring, but

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Speaker 5: the fact that you have to umpire for some of

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Speaker 5: your best friends and then at least once or twice

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Speaker 5: at ALBW because it's just like a refusable decision, and

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Speaker 5: it's just I hate it so much. I think I'm

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Speaker 5: I'm poring your own game of crickett is the worse thing.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. Yeah, it is hard, it's a hard

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Speaker 1: LBW for me, it's it's clear, it's pretty clear. If

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Speaker 1: there's a real if there's any doubt, and there's oftentimes

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Speaker 1: a good reason for there to be some doubt, then

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Speaker 1: it's not out. Yeah I know. And so if it's out,

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Speaker 1: it's out. And now you go one hundred percent sure

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Speaker 1: that it's out. And in that case, you've got to

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Speaker 1: give someone out. It's it's a tough thing to do,

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Speaker 1: but it's not right. What it does is if you

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Speaker 1: don't give that person out. Of my experience, it's generally

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Speaker 1: people who don't know the rules who actually struggle with it,

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Speaker 1: you know, who don't actually know the LBW rule. But

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Speaker 1: if you don't give that out, what happens after that?

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Speaker 1: Generally you get reprisals going on. You'll get other people

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Speaker 2: The last game of competitive cricket I played, I was

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Speaker 2: But then about fifteen dudes from the sides of who

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Speaker 2: phones and they googled the rules and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking, I was on the fielding team.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is this how we want to win

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Speaker 2: this game of cricket? They were, they were It was

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Speaker 2: their mates who were running on saying, oh, it's actually

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Speaker 2: not out. No, no, no, Well that just googled like

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Speaker 2: whatever rules, you can google anything and confirm you Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but

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Speaker 1: I would always say that's that's not out. Also, it's

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Speaker 2: Spirit of did ball. Yeah, it's dead ball. It's not

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Speaker 2: how you want to win? I know, like if we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd feel disgusting. I had a situation where I

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Speaker 5: I'd look straight at the parents, by the way, they

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Speaker 1: Well, but I was umpiring and the kid was out

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Speaker 1: And there were some kids that were like pretty hard

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Speaker 1: You can't know it's not good to do that. As

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Speaker 1: and I never I've never threatened to do it. I've

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Speaker 1: a warning. I would if someone was taking a head start,

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Speaker 1: I'd run through the crease. Yeah, but I would never

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Speaker 5: come on, can we just yeah, you're cheating a little

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Speaker 5: bit here, tighten that up and happy days. And then

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Speaker 5: if a man kid comes along, then fucking deal with that.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm okay with the man cat after a warning.

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Speaker 2: If you give them a brushback, you run through your

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Speaker 2: crazy tenrouds, like, look, mate, I don't mind you're backing up,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think in that situation. Otherwise, what do you

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Speaker 1: do at some point there has to be some repercussions

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Speaker 5: Got the same message in football at the moment, it's

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Speaker 1: Well, there's another weird thing that's happening to And I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sucks and it never works, and

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Speaker 5: Whoever, I'm sorry mate, whoever actually drives me nuts, whoever

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Speaker 5: invented the cricket score book. It's fine. It's the fucking

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Speaker 5: I don't get why we're stepping away from this thing.

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Speaker 1: Fine, same go everywhere. Scoring was never a problem in

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Speaker 5: One of the best memories I've got is around a

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Speaker 1: Did you missturbate like four times a day?

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Speaker 1: That was so many unders, you be sorry, and.

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Speaker 5: We're walking off after getting forty off twenty odd and

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Speaker 1: You always find though, when you're betting, like when you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was more to do with my own

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Speaker 1: I felt when you're feeling the best, it is always

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Speaker 5: A good sixteen is nothing quite like I got a

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Speaker 1: A good sixteen, and then could have kicked on that's

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Speaker 5: And that's your one score, and that's your one score

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Speaker 1: The next season.

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Speaker 3: the du Lux eleven games, didn't he bet through the

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Speaker 3: T twenty innings right opening.

436
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Speaker 6: And get twenty eight years or something.

437
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Speaker 2: Yes, he did, and he came off with a bad

438
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Speaker 2: in the air and we were like, yeah, okay, very

439
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,600
Speaker 2: proud of you. Your run rate was so slow that

440
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Speaker 2: you have single handedly lost us to this game.

441
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Speaker 1: Great for him. He scored twenty odd my first.

442
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Speaker 2: Time not out, first time he'd played cricket, I think

443
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Speaker 2: basically since high school. Well, yeah, great, the Keys Show

444
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,399
Speaker 2: was amazing. We've lost the game now, Keezy Show, because

445
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 2: we went at two. We went to and over for

446
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Speaker 2: twenty overs.

447
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Speaker 1: I watched that game, to be fair, I watched that

448
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Speaker 1: game on a live stream, and I was laughing out loud,

449
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,480
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying if I was playing, I'd be

450
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Speaker 1: any better because I'm rubbish, but I was. I was

451
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Speaker 1: laughing out loud at some of the things that were

452
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Speaker 1: going on. It was genuinely fund the slowness the pace

453
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Speaker 1: of that game, like how slow everything was in between

454
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Speaker 1: the overs, people just dawdling around the place. You don't

455
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Speaker 1: even normally watch something like that on TV and the Catchers,

456
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Speaker 1: eleven dropped catchers. Not a single catch was taken fifteen.

457
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Speaker 1: It was fifteen And the worst part is I took

458
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Speaker 1: one of them. You took a catch.

459
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Speaker 5: We don't keep on the dropped to catches, not in

460
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Speaker 5: when you're keeping you haven't dropped it.

461
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Speaker 1: Rubbish.

462
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Speaker 5: I don't think I can think of a time of

463
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Speaker 5: drop catching game.

464
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Speaker 1: What I thought, we didn't make it.

465
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Speaker 5: He really took.

466
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Speaker 1: You do have good hands each you, mish. I saw

467
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Speaker 1: you under a couple of chaingers. You do have good hands. Well,

468
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Speaker 1: we know he took a stumping you and I took

469
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Speaker 1: a stump. That's right, Sorry, I took everyone dropped one

470
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Speaker 1: hands man, the notorious pants man, Joel Harrison, his hands

471
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Speaker 1: like feet. It was just him, It was he. It

472
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Speaker 1: was Lane dropped one. Yeah, Lane. Lane sort of pretended

473
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Speaker 1: that he didn't want to get around underneath one and

474
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Speaker 1: then but he accidentally found himself underneath the catch. You know,

475
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Speaker 1: you clearly didn't want to for a man that's.

476
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Speaker 5: So aggressive, Why is he such a pussy under a highble?

477
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Speaker 1: He used to have good hands.

478
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Speaker 5: And now something's happened.

479
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Speaker 1: Small hands, small hands.

480
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Speaker 2: So I think once the once the reactions go just

481
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Speaker 2: a fraction. Then the small hands start coming in. But

482
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Speaker 2: Joel Harrison's got no excuses. He's got shovels for mates.

483
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Speaker 1: You know he does. He's got big ye know. Ju

484
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Speaker 1: Laine had nothing wrong with his hands. I'm playing his

485
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Speaker 1: quick to good good hands.

486
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Speaker 5: The pantsman was too kind of rugby league focus. He

487
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Speaker 5: was trying to take it on his chest, was getting

488
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Speaker 5: the front knee up and it was causing him all

489
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Speaker 5: kinds of trouble.

490
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Speaker 1: He's one of those that ran real fast and then

491
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Speaker 1: stopped and then ran again, and then back and then backwards,

492
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Speaker 1: and then it's like, no, you've misjudged that man. I

493
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Speaker 1: I overran one.

494
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Speaker 2: I was down at bloody fine league and then one

495
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Speaker 2: was coming towards and I just sprinted as hard as

496
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Speaker 2: I could.

497
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Speaker 1: Dove.

498
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Speaker 2: I haven't played on a pitch that nice who at

499
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Speaker 2: bay Oval and I actually slid past the ball that

500
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Speaker 2: went behind me and.

501
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Speaker 1: Then over the bound There's nothing worse than a running

502
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Speaker 1: in attacking it, because I got big chain of coming

503
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Speaker 1: at you. You're in boundary running in attacking it, and

504
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: then it goes over your head. But it doesn't go

505
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Speaker 1: for six. It goes for two. Bounces for four. That's

506
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Speaker 1: that's bad.

507
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Speaker 5: I just remember with the one catch, I can think

508
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Speaker 5: of me dropping and these allegations that might have dropped short.

509
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 5: And that was the one out of the spa. And

510
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Speaker 5: that's why I'm still generally about a black leash infamous

511
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 5: catch where I leaped out of the spar keysy and

512
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Speaker 5: I kind of, you know, went flying after it. I

513
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Speaker 5: took a lunging dive forward. Unfortunately the ball just dropped short.

514
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Speaker 5: But that's the closest thing I've got to drop.

515
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Speaker 1: I think you misjudged it. You needed to get yourself

516
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Speaker 1: into a bit of position. I mean, there's no point

517
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Speaker 1: in lunging at the last second. You have plenty of

518
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Speaker 1: time out there on the boundary. Mate, I was in

519
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 1: a fucking spark pall. Yeah, but you had plenty of

520
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 1: time once you actually once you actually got out. I

521
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Speaker 1: think you watch flight down the ground. You need to

522
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Speaker 1: get out of the sparkle quicker'n mesh from the Meat

523
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Speaker 1: and Jerry breakfast on right now, I've got to see

524
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Speaker 1: it getting in the getting in the name of the

525
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Speaker 1: show and there.

526
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Speaker 5: Wait for the replay boys. Tell me this didn't drop short,

527
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Speaker 5: Jerry drop short?

528
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Speaker 1: We have a game on our hands. There's a meeting

529
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Speaker 1: going on. But you should have got out of the

530
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Speaker 1: spark clicker.

531
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Speaker 5: Look at the fucking dive, Jerry.

532
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Speaker 1: You needed to get out of the spark quicker, and

533
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Speaker 1: then you wouldn't have dropped short. You would have been

534
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Speaker 1: a meter further forward.

535
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Speaker 5: This is from a man that thinks fucking fielding and

536
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 5: slips as a mother's meeting. Like I've had to be

537
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Speaker 5: the keeper for you before in the slaps, and you're

538
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Speaker 5: one of those people that forgets that. You know, as

539
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 5: a slipsman, you've actually got Judy's Now.

540
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Speaker 1: I dropped that. I dropped that absolute and slap. Do

541
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Speaker 1: you remember that?

542
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Speaker 5: Isn't it funny?

543
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: Marshal?

544
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Speaker 5: Always remember the things they dropped. There was three or

545
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Speaker 5: four years ago straight.

546
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Speaker 1: I watched it. I saw it off the bat as

547
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Speaker 1: twine in the year. I thought as he went forward,

548
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Speaker 1: I thought, this is a great opportunity. This might he

549
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 1: might neck this and it might come right down my

550
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Speaker 1: throat that straw. I saw it all the way off

551
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Speaker 1: the bat and in and out.

552
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Speaker 6: Who was the bowler? Do you remember who the bowler was?

553
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 6: Ha muh Marshall, Oh, he was the bowler?

554
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Speaker 2: Have you done anything to work on you out of

555
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: the spar speed. No, No, it's probably a bit longer

556
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Speaker 2: than you'd like it to be.

557
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Speaker 5: At the stage I have had a chat to I

558
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 5: think it was Andy Ellis who was heading that who

559
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 5: hit that shot. Yeah, and then I've also had a

560
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 5: chat to Nathan McCallum. I'm not sure if those boys

561
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Speaker 5: are locked in this year yet, but they have said

562
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Speaker 5: that if they do participate in this year's Black Class

563
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Speaker 5: that we maybe we should take a look at setting

564
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Speaker 5: something up again in that area. But I do need

565
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Speaker 5: to Braaktice. Maybe Jerry, we could get you.

566
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Speaker 2: You're talking to the wrong people, mate. You need to

567
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 2: talk to someone from the spar pools.

568
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Speaker 5: Well in terms of something some kind of contraption to

569
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Speaker 5: get me out of the.

570
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Speaker 2: Spark training regime, to just bring that out the spar

571
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Speaker 2: time down.

572
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: A little bit.

573
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Speaker 5: I think that's all I'm missing in the aulciousness night, Like,

574
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 5: if I get out of that spar.

575
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: You need to get out quicker. But but to do that,

576
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 1: you've got to be You've got to think that the

577
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: wall was coming to you. Before you get out of

578
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: the spar. You were probably relaxing and the spa, probably

579
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: with an erection, let's be honest. And so when you

580
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: got out of the spa you were sort of you know,

581
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: half cocked and a little bit slow.

582
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 5: Well, I had to tuck things into the belt and

583
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 5: then you know, lunch for it.

584
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: Imagine and all of a sudden you got something poking

585
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Speaker 1: out that.

586
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Speaker 5: Actually there's a little nugget for the podcast listeners there there.

587
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 5: Maybe next maybe this year at the Black Class, we'll

588
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 5: run a bit of you're in the spars here, you know,

589
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 5: you're not mania. You might be commentating. Is it announced

590
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 5: or if I just let something I don't know pretty sure?

591
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 5: Then maybe if I run a bit of a sock

592
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Speaker 5: down the front of the pants in just in case

593
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Speaker 5: if I have to lunge out of the spar again,

594
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Speaker 5: that there's no questions about, you know, or any issues

595
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 5: around the size of the package.

596
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Speaker 1: I saw. I saw where you were operating down that pee.

597
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: There's no need to from the country. There's no need

598
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Speaker 1: to run or something. There's no need to run.

599
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Speaker 2: I'm not worried about. I don't mind you springing out

600
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 2: of the hot bring sparkle on the sideline with a

601
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Speaker 2: half mongrel. I'd just like you to bring the time down,

602
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 2: you know, and if you need to, if you need

603
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 2: to come to fall, you know, then so bad. But

604
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 2: I just need you to just shorten that distance up

605
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: a little bit. And you know, we're having an open,

606
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: honest conversation here, Mash. That's always been the knock on

607
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 2: you slow out of the spars what they say, is

608
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 2: there anything.

609
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: That will knock an erection down quicker other than possibly

610
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: your grandparents walking in on you then having to take

611
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: a catch down on the ground when you've got a

612
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Speaker 1: half mongrel.

613
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Speaker 5: That's a great question.

614
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: I think it'll knock it so quickly.

615
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find the team talk that Gulane had

616
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 5: with us in the sheds after this game, because if

617
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 5: you haven't heard it, it is something else.

618
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: Hey, I need to go because I need to go.

619
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Speaker 1: Where's really desperately? Okay, by the way, you so you

620
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: wrap things up, because I'm about actually about to wean myself.

621
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Speaker 1: I'll give you the cliff notes.

622
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Speaker 2: Lane just turned to the guy next to him, who

623
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: was a prize when I listening to the sec so

624
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: fuck you, and that was basically that.

625
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say for yourselves? I gotta forgive

626
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: n two catchers, three maybe four eleven catchers.

627
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 4: I'll make it so fuckingthing for you, Broakes, say your

628
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 4: mother fucking you.

629
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Speaker 1: Fucking hopeless, that was you? And I fuck what how.

630
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Speaker 4: Many fucking caches did you chop fucking here? I'm mag

631
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 4: it for you, fucking Luke, not one fucking game, and run,

632
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 4: not fucking run.

633
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 5: Then he slams the door as Hamish Marshall just walks

634
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 5: past and locks and going, what the folks has happened

635
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 5: in there?

636
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow?

637
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: We shout out to the guy he called a funk

638
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 2: with who was he? He won the chance to come

639
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: and play for the ace?

640
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,719
Speaker 1: That was his prize?

641
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 2: Gelane screaming forward in his face.

642
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: All right boys, all right there, okay