WEBVTT - "NPC Redzone" 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.360 Live for the Export Beer Gun Studio and brought to 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.559 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.040 the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the fourteenth of August. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.160 The Agenda Podcast, the Home of Sporting Nonsense and Clap Trap, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.680 brought to you by Next Sport of Ultra. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:17.640 Hump Day Lane. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:20.040 It feels so much later. I know, Well, this is 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.120 what happens. I was talking about this yesterday with Matt Heath. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.400 We work every weekend and then there's no like division 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.280 between last week and this week, so you can't remember 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.120 what happened last week. Is this still the same week 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:31.840 as last week? 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:33.560 Yeah? 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:36.720 I think today not to have an on air brainstorm, 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.400 but I think this afternoon's probably our only free afternoon 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:42.320 for your weightlifting competition. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.960 How's your How's your Wednesday? After Wednesday is actually quite busy. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.800 I have some space on Friday afternoon. I think this 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.000 is probably best done after about nine beers. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.760 Yeah, perhaps nine kind of Friday lunch beers. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.360 I don't know if that's what they're doing at the 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.120 Olympics before they go into their weightlifting competitions. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.679 Hey, if you I read something, if you had six months, yep, 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.800 quit your job, you know, no commentary, you're doing no memes, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:17.480 you're doing no podcasts, just training. Yeah, which event do 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:18.840 you reckon you could compete in? 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:19.440 None? 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.959 None, because those people also have six months and didn't 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.560 stop exercising after high school, so the difference. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.560 But were at the shooting ones? Do you reckon in 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:31.040 six months? Just like ten hours a day, seven days 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.640 a week. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.080 Because you're assuming they're not doing that, they are also 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:34.520 doing that. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:39.319 Yeah, I know, and I'm starting from zero a nancing. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.480 Also still know. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.119 I don't think that, Like as much as we clown 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.720 on Reagan, I don't think I could do a headspin 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:47.520 in six months. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.200 I am one hundred and eleven killers. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.680 Okay, another and here's another question for you. Every single 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.560 event in the Olympics. Yeah, how long do you think 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.440 it would take you to complete every single event? Oh, 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.160 so you run a marathon, you do one hundred meters, 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.840 turn meters for under meters, eight hundred meters like you don't. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.240 You just have to be able to finish them like 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.560 a pole vault, a high jump. Now do I have 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:10.960 to do? 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.080 Okay, so all the swimming events, Yeah, I have to 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.520 do all the swimming events, all the various different lengths 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.040 as well. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:18.920 Do I have to do? So? 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.040 Say, I go and do the sailing. Do I have 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.720 to do the dinghy, the laser, the forty nine of 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:24.360 the skiff. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.360 Yeah, but just one race, only one of all of those? Yeah? 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:29.840 So then why am I doing the marathon and one 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:30.400 hundred meters? 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:30.720 No? 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:36.919 No, no, I'm sorry, you have to do all the boats? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, everything? Oh, 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:42.040 like five six years, I reckon. I was thinking about it. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.720 I said, all the weight divisions of weightlifting too, and no, 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:48.200 just wait lift, okay, just weightlifting, because I was looking 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.280 at the rowing and I was like, that's going to 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.240 take me a long time to loaran, and then I'd 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.080 have to do the like two thousand meters. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.280 I'm not learning. I'm just in the boat and go 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:57.799 one take. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.240 Oh really, you're going to catch a crab and fly out. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.480 You're gonna have to restart it again. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.200 You've got to. You can't get disqualified. 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.840 Yes, then I'll just start again. I'm not training for it. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:11.000 Five years, Yeah, I reckon five years. Ages man, the 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:14.200 walking race, the you can do the walking race tomorrow, 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:18.440 yeah and so, and then the next day are going 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.000 to get up and roam a boat. Then the next 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:21.320 day are going to get up and. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.360 Well, you've got to learn how to do it. Some 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:23.200 of it you're going to learn. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.240 Our man from Cuba is going to twist me into 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:30.360 a fucking Pritzil next day, I'm going to get served. 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:33.840 By ray gun. Yeah, there's a. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.240 Few you can just get away with again, the sevens, tenise, 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.760 Oh yeah, golf would be pleasant. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.320 Golf would be great. I'd put that halfway through. Yeah, 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.240 that'll be my respite. I reckon, I'd get all those 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.240 out of the way early, like all of the ones. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.440 You can just No, this is a good point because 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.680 I can't do butterfly. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.119 I'm going to need to learn how to do that. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.320 I thought that as well. And it's like the Midley, 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:58.200 I'd drown. Yeah, I'd need to wear a life jacket. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.760 I'm trying to think of some of the more obscure, 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.400 like I don't know how far I could throw javelin, 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.480 but I don't think i'd get disqualified. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.800 Ten minute diving board. I just have it there to 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.240 be terrifying. It'll be terrifying, but also like there's no 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.240 loss there. Jump. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.480 Yeah, it's true, you're sweet just feet first, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.680 you might fuck yourself up. But you're not gonna like 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:18.320 you'll be able. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:18.600 To do it. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.479 You've got things like the monkey, like the monkey bar, 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.400 things like the what are they called with the rings? 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.040 True, I don't think I could do that. I mean 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.400 I could jump up and hold on to it with 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:29.880 my belly poking out what I have to do, and 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:35.240 then the horse the pommel. Yeah, I go running up 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.520 and have to try and vault over that, the cat toy, 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.280 the ribbon and the ball and stuff. I could walk 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:46.279 out the studio and do that Oregon God, then there'd 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.560 be the synchronized swimming. I would drown doing that water polo. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.679 I like water polo dround. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.520 Someone would put me under and I'd stay under. Cycling 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.120 races would be easy, Yeah. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.240 Just punch it out. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.120 Yeah. Tryathon's an issue from he's not a great swimmer. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.840 Do you think that you could get out of the 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.400 water against that current? 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.240 No, I don't reckon I could swim against that current. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:11.240 I don't think I could either. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.560 No way, I would have got about ten meters and 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.640 then I would have sort of given up, hopped on 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.840 my back and just floated down the river, hoping a 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:18.599 shark would take me. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.480 Because they were going helpful eather and barely making any ground. Yeah, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.080 so I don't know how I would go, just as 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.480 our guy that had never trained for it. What about 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:30.599 if you had a flutterboard, No, because I think you 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:31.360 need your arms. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.000 The flooterboard helps with floating, but it's not going to 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:35.839 propel you. Yeah. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:39.960 So actually the sailing would be a shit show because 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.880 I wouldn't know what ropes to pull on, so I'd 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.560 never get around the course eventually. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.599 Yeah, specially if in those piers ones it's the single ones, 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.320 the peer one, you're just a passenger, surely. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.080 Yeah. If I got another man with me here, yeah, 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.720 And I just sat him down and said, look, I've 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.359 probably got capacity for two ropes. You tell me what 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.480 they are and we'll go from there. I'll pull the 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.200 rope when you tell me to, but don't I won't 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.640 be able to figure anything else out. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.520 Yeah. I reckon five six years. 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.240 Yeah, because I reckon, I'd spend like a month on 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:12.240 the butterfly before I was able to finish Yeah, fifty 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:13.479 meters and then turn. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.800 Around now I'm going to start doing the bloody Medley. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.240 Well you can do multiple at once, you could just 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.240 you cause nominate a month just to do swimming. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.440 Yeah, and just knock them off and take me that 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.560 whole month to do it too. But yeah, then all 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.400 the other ones that you could easily fail, Like, that'll 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.840 be easy. Just hop and get like I said, get 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.680 twisted up, get thrown across the room, get fucking karate 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.479 kicked in the head. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:35.280 That I could do on a day. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:39.320 I just turn up to a dojo and just get 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.719 the shit out of you all day boxing as well. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:43.960 Go and take one to the chin. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.599 Yeah, David Yi is going to a money Clift's going 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.240 to come out and just spark me out in a heartbeat. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.159 Then our man from Cuba is gonna twist me up 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:53.920 and do a pretzel. Someone's going to judo toss me 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.000 across the room. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:57.960 I reckon I could do that in the day. I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.520 probably need a week to recover after that. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.240 Can you could do it in less than a year. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.080 Oh, it'll be tough though. That's a lot. 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.880 They handed out something like five hundred gold medals over there, 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.480 and I presume you know a lot of those are 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.520 team sports, but you, I reckon it take me longer 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.760 than a year, But I know, let me know, and 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.800 let us know. In the old voice mailfunction. Grast New 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.960 Zealander of all time. John Too Good, Jesus, he got 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.840 obliterated last night. I knew that was going to happen, 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.120 Poor Johnny Good. It was just just a victim of circumstance. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:29.880 He ran into a buzz saw in the first round 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.640 in the shape of Dave Dobbin. It's going to be 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.200 interesting when a couple of these guys who have put 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.760 the smack down in round one then come up against 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.720 someone else who did in round one as well. 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:43.040 Yeah, when they come up against Charles Upham, Charles up 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:43.920 and versus Dave Dobbin. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.920 Yeah, yeah, I don't rack the Dobber's chance here. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.600 No, Today's one's another controversial one, although I feel like 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.200 this is all going to go one way as well. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.360 It is Brenda McCallum versus Martin Crow. Now I was 0:07:56.400 --> 0:08:00.560 a little too young to remember Martin Crow. How where 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.160 do you rank those two in terms of our best batsman? 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:07.720 Oh, Martin Crowe is an absolute legend. May have slightly 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.640 sullied his career and the end there when he threatened 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.240 to burn his blazer and all sorts and started meddling in. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.480 The politics of New Zealand cricket. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.440 And so there's a little bit there that makes me 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.000 think Bears, I'm a more Bears man. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:25.480 But again that is a circumstance and. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.280 The fact that I feel like I saw, I lived 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.600 through Bears, whereas I was very I wasn't even born 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:33.160 half of. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:36.640 Mart and Crowe's career. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.520 But you watch Bears take us out of the doldrums 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:39.920 of international cricket. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.040 Absolutely to the peaks. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.560 Yeah, and I feel like he's a little bit more relatable. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.320 Crushes Darry's bets on horses species, red Wine. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.360 Goes down, still goes and turns out for his local 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:49.079 rugby club. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.480 Yeah, whereas Martin, you know, got the rug and everything 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.080 and just just everything turned a bit odd near the end. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.600 There glorious photos of. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:56.920 Him, though, because I've been putting a lot of the 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.920 artwork together for this stuff. And when you look up 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.679 photos of Martin Crow he looks resplendent. Sometimes he's got 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.880 the fucking Ninja turtle headband on and one. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.280 Of the best batsmen to watch bat He was so 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:11.439 elegant and his timing and everything he was in that team. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.040 He was so far ahead of anyone else in terms 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:15.480 of style and skill. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:17.280 Yeah, so that's what made him so great. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.360 I feel like Bes has a lot of that as well. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.480 He was a very unique player and in terms of 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.120 his approach to the game, obviously you see it with 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.040 the old bass ball now with England. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.040 But you know, at the. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:29.360 Time, as I even remember some yarn about him talking 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.640 to the tail end, hasn't been like, look, you're going 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.640 to get out in like Ted Bulls, because he's about 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.800 are you going to get out for three runs or 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.520 are you going to get out for fifteen runs? You know, 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.720 that could be the difference for us. That's I think 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.080 he said. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.840 He he was in the he coached the team that 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.680 the fucking maner Express Lockie Ferguson was playing for. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.319 And Lockie he went through like quite a purple. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.480 Patch of runs and he won a couple of games 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.719 for Auckland hitting six's. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:55.480 In the last over or whatever. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.040 Yeah, and he I mean he used to bat seven 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.080 in our last man stands team. He didn't really care, 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.160 you know, he was one of those bowlers who there whatever. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:03.760 Yeah. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.760 But then when he was with Bears, Bears, like what 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.320 are you doing, man, Just fucking hit it, have a crap, 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.360 Like just fucking have a go. You've got a good eye, 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.880 you play your good golfer. Obviously, it's like Sam with 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.640 Trent Bolt. And so then you went, yeah, fuck it, 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.199 I got an angle lose and you just started talking it. 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.640 So it kind of empowers people to do to do that. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.079 Oh I've said this before, but I've been in meetings 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.920 with Brenda McCallum in my time in the mainstream sports media, 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:26.480 and you walk out of that meeting and you're like, 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.000 I'm ready to walk through a wall. Why can't we 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:33.200 be the greatest media organization, not just in New Zealand but. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.840 In the world. And so you walk out there. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.160 And then you put out three pieces of dog shirt content. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:45.959 You're like, oh, that's right. Seven people listen, mainly your family, Yeah, 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.040 and filmy sister listening to it and send it to you. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:54.080 Stopped doing that, Dad, And I don't want to think 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:55.520 about her sitting in the corner of the room while 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:58.160 we do on this podcast. But yeah, so do you think, 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.440 how do you think this one's going to go? 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.120 It's going to go, Bears, It's gonna go. It's going 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:02.640 to go bears. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.920 I think purely because there's going to be some purists too, 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.600 Will get fired up about Siman. I think someone's already 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.360 commented this is like comparing Beethoven to a rock concert, 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.640 and you know, so be it. Do you like rock 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.240 or do you like Bethoven? Just let us know that's 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.319 not the argument. We're not going to Beethoven versus you know, 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.520 the same one they have no. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.400 Wolf gung up on a day, that's right, that's Mozart. Yeah, Mozart, 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:31.600 yea Ludwig van Beethoven. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:34.439 It is what it is. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.079 More of a Motart guy, by the way, Okay he writes, 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.200 I'm more a Wagner guy. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:40.160 Nah. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.880 Mozart used to write symphonies the way that you write emails. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:45.439 It just came that easily to him. 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:48.240 You know, he'd just sit down, he'd write them without 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.160 a piece of paper, you know, if his dinner wasn't 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.640 really he'd go back up to his room and write 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:55.240 a fucking, you know, symphony while he's wing for Sorry, Carrol. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.760 Are you you're you're I'm picking You're a bears man. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.480 I'm a bears man. Yeah. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:04.199 I just again didn't really see Martin Crow and from 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.000 what I have seen of him, tremendous. But yeah, I 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.960 just lived through the Bears the Bears experiment, and I 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.640 just love that because cricket is such a traditional sport. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.360 I love when people are like, why are we doing 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.079 it that way? And if the answer is because we've 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.480 always done it that way, there's always an opportunity there 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:23.280 to change, change, sit up. And I just like the 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.120 mentality of like, you'd rather lose trying to go for 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.360 a wind than draw trying to go for a drawer. Yeah, 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.160 and yeah, look just same as you been able to 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.280 sit through and watch the whole thing. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.559 So it could be an age thing, but yeah, I. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.360 Think it is, and I know I think we'll see 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.800 another divide in the platforms. Yeah, I think we'll see 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:44.400 a massive Bears spike and Instagram and a potential comeback 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.640 for MD. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.520 On the Facebook. Yeah, so get online and have your say. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.280 Just before he to an air break. This story caught 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.360 my It's been sent in many a time. Overnight, the 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.760 Auckland City Mission has discovered lollies donated by an unknown 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:02.760 member of the public contain potentially lethal levels of metham fetamine. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.400 So they render brand pineapple lollies, which, by the way, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.079 if you come across any of them, but don't fucking 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.160 eat them do not eat the Rinder branded lollies. They 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.439 were unceealed retail sized packages and send out in food parcels, 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.560 So someone gave them to the Aukland City Mission to 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.720 send out in their food parcels. Apparently they contained approximately 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.880 three grams of metham fetterment each. A common dose is 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.439 between ten to twenty five milligrams, so this contains the 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.840 lolly's head up to three hundred doses of meth in there. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.680 What the okay is that a thing meth lollies? 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:40.800 I don't know, or is this some myth smuggling that 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:42.640 has gone a bit of rye that's what I thought. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:43.800 Bring in a container of. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.840 Lollies and tell the had by the way that you know, 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.240 thirty four box out of one thousand, that's the one 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:51.480 full of myth lollies. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:52.800 Yeah, for you to take the myth out of it. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.959 And they're trying to get it through to someone an 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.280 city mission, and it's. 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:59.160 Come through and the whole lots come through and the 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:03.080 like we've lost box thirty seven, Yeah, and then it's 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:07.319 ended up being donated or whatever it. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.559 Has to be because nobody is just dishing out that 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.600 amount of vitamin is there a Walter White operating in Auckland. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.240 Imagine also the fact that if you were, you know, 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:23.160 a city mission, you're helping out, you know, the lower classes. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.280 They've just I've just kicked the habit just got their 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:25.920 first job. 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.600 You know, they've got some houses. I've just all they 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.920 want is a bit of food. And then you eat 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:31.240 one of. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.000 Those lollies and they're all spirals out of control. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.280 Oh Jesus. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.280 So if you come across Render Rinder Render brand pineapple lollies, 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:44.480 donate them or or know what you're doing. Yeah, eat 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.720 half and see you feel, but keep you. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:52.040 I mean like, you know, got gummies, You've got cannabis 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:53.680 gummy gummies and all those lollies. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:58.480 Sure, but I've never never heard of a myth medicinal 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.400 myth vitamin. All right, let's take a quick break to 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.480 check the office for any Render branded pineapple lollies. When 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:10.120 we come back, I've got another NRL scandal. R NRL scandal, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.560 this one though we don't need the alarm for it's 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.880 on field. So Kyle Flanagan, who you probably haven't heard of. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:21.280 He remains adamant that he did not bite Stephen Crichton's nose, 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.800 despite last night being handed a for match band for 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.000 biting Stephen Crichton's nose. Yeah, you haven't seen the images 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:32.640 of this. So Stephen Crichton tackled him and as he 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.200 was on the ground, he sort of smashed his face 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.560 into Kyle Flanagan's face. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:37.560 It was a bit of like. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.400 You know, a bit of hair, and his nose ended 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:45.680 up inside Flanagan's mouth. Flanagan has then clearly better on him. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.120 You can see the photo because as Crichton's pulling his 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.920 head back, has nose stretches. You know what, I'm with Flanagan. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.080 If you it's like a dog like you don't or 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:58.120 a lion, you don't put your head or you don't 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.720 put your any item in another since mouth. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.440 I'm with them, you bite down naturally. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.440 Okay, Well there's no place for it in the game, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:06.880 according to the judiciary. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:12.000 Se someone someone stuffs their nose in your mouth. I'm not. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.280 I mean like I've sucked my fear amount of snot 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:15.960 out of a baby's nose and then sped it out. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:18.760 That's the clad. I didn't bite it off though, but. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:19.680 You've got four weeks. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:23.600 Yeah, have you seen people do that? 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:26.080 I've never seen that made me suck that. You just 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:27.080 said that, I haven't done it. 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:29.960 People go, how do you get because because babies can't 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:32.800 blow their own nose. Yeah, so there is a machine 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:34.840 you can get where you just basically put it over 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.720 their nose and you and it kind of sucks out 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.800 of the snot. And then I've bet someone goes I 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.120 do that. I just go in there and to suck 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:41.240 it out of my mouth and sped it out. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:45.120 And I was like, it's just a consistency of snot. 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:49.920 You know, even your own can be quite revolting sometimes anyway, 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:51.200 little one someone else, even. 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:52.120 Though I digress. 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.640 Anyway, my cousin he played super rugby and he was 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:55.200 a big biter. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.120 Ah, that's big biter. 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:03.520 And he I asked him why he goes up sometimes 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:07.119 people like a few times things have just got in 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.359 his mouth and he just bit them, you know what 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:09.680 I mean, Like if it's a. 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.959 Forearm or I think part of it is you think 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:12.919 you're getting away with it. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:13.320 Yeah. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.520 Well, Also I don't think he was searching it out. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:17.320 I don't think he's runing around gangang at. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:21.639 But one if an opportunity arose with someone's finger or 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:23.640