1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: From the Zidium Podcast Network. It's Fleachorn and Haley's a 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: little bit of Pod. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of Pod. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: Good Samaritan Vaughan Smith here, Hello, Hello, self described Samaritan. 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 2: Oh so, no one actually gave you this title. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: No, okay, I was trying to think of who would. 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: I just don't know who dishes it out? The Samaritans. 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: What is the story of the Samaritans, the Bible story? 9 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: But the Samaritans were the good guys. They told you 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 1: who was the good I don't know what you're talking 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: about thoroughly. He then, although you went to a religous 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: school and you were the only one of us that did. Yeah, 13 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 1: but I was raised Catholic and fletch heathen from birth. 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 2: Oh, Heathen through and through. 15 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 1: He like the people, the Jesus people on the street 16 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: with the bookshelf, they never even they don't even bother. 17 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 2: They can feel the heat. 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: Coming, and the Mormons will cross the road on their 19 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: bikes to get around them. Yeah, so I am a 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: good Samaritan. I was going for a walk recently in 21 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: the city my sidebar I haven't lived in the city 22 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: for years. I was going for a walk with a 23 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: friend and I love smelling everybody's dinner. Going to graze 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: you going around sniffing people's environments, walk around a dusk, 25 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: not only do people haven't shut their curtains or they 26 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: pulled the nets and they got the light on you 27 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: and you get a little peak and everybody else's life. 28 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 2: You get to smell dinner. Yeah, it's just fun. 29 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: Be like, oh my god, when you smell a roast curry, Yeah, curry. 30 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy living in an apartment building. 31 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 2: In it all mixes together like a food court? 32 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, like Thailand summer barbecue, because then you get people 33 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: like cooking their saucys and onions on the barbecue and 34 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, no, no. Hasty though, doesn't it walking 35 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: around the neighborhood sniffing's dinner, halfing people rate paying environs. 36 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: As an Aukland City rate payer, I'm tited to sniff 37 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: your dinner. I live, really, but I'm paying for all 38 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: these services that I don't get to use. 39 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to get it back by 40 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 2: sniffing your dinner. 41 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: Hello Auckland City council is, Hello mansis come around to 42 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: my back out and sniffed my dinner. Yeah, a council polo. 43 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 2: Hi, I'm here to sniff a dinner, and he. 44 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: Said he was claiming back his rates through sniff and 45 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: bibble's dinner. So I'm sniffing dinners and I'm walking along 46 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: and then I see it, come sniff and dinner's baby. 47 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 2: I'm walking along. 48 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: I see a car with an internal lights on, like 49 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: the kid, you know, the one that. 50 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 2: You would when you're a kid, you'd flick on your 51 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 2: dad and then swing his hand back and smack. Yeah, 52 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 2: it's a legal driver, that light on. 53 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: And we learned it's not. It's just annoying. Yeah, And 54 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: in the eighties you were allowed to punish your children 55 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: for even slightly inconvenient with the physical force, rather than 56 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: educate the master White. It's not a great idea. So 57 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: internal lights on, but I know that's a battery drainer. Yeah. 58 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: So the car is parked right inside a house. There's 59 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: a light on. I sniffed their dinner on the work 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: the driver onor was what were they having they were having? 61 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 2: I don't know. 62 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: It's smelt garlicy, yeah, yeah or something. 63 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 2: And then so I knock on the front door. Dogs. 64 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 2: Sounds kind fucking crazy. 65 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: And this person comes to the door and they're like, hello, 66 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: I said him, someone's car is outside right outside your house, 67 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: white Subaru internal lights on. And I just know someone's 68 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: morning is going to be off to a terrible start 69 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: when they've got in the morning and they can't have 70 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: to do this. I didn't start. I didn't have to. 71 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: And the lady said, not, my carn't And I've never 72 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,519 Speaker 1: seen that car before. We may have a visitor in 73 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. 74 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 2: No, okay, and she sniff and dinners. 75 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: Sniff, And I said, any idea whose car it could be? 76 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: She said, could be them. They've got, you know, a 77 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: couple of teenagers. Maybe that's one of their friends or something. 78 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: So toddle off to the next house, sort of rinse 79 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: and repeat for seven houses. 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 2: Oh god, I really tried. 81 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: I really tried, because I know how fucking like it's 82 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: happened to me a couple of times since we've been 83 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: doing mornings. 84 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 2: You get in and the car won't start because of. 85 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: A battery assured, And it's a real shitty way to 86 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: start because you feel like an idiot. Yeah, you're to 87 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: blame but yourself for leading a light on. But I 88 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: tried seven houses, no success. Would you have done this 89 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: if you were by yourself, because it sounds like you're 90 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: trying to press someone here. No, I just want to 91 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: sniff some more dinners. There was a couple of houses 92 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: in that seven I didn't get to sniff their dinner. 93 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: So when I went up and knocked on the front. 94 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 2: Door, they opened the door. I've got a whofof for 95 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 2: their dinner. Yeah, ye're nice. I might go for a 96 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 2: sniffy dinner walk most you know, do you want me 97 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,600 Speaker 2: to come sniff some dinners. 98 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: Let's go for an evening subob and walk and sniff 99 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: some dinners.