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Speaker 1: From the City.

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Speaker 2: In podcast networking, this is Big Tide thanks to animates

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Speaker 2: making Happy Cabin for Pits, Good Morning, Flench Morn and Hayley.

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Speaker 3: The last show of the year.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: We do have podcasts every day for the holiday break.

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Speaker 5: Our Christmas Cocktail special starts tomorrow. Our specials every day

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Speaker 5: that we are podcast. iHeartRadio wherever you listen to your podcast.

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Speaker 6: Wherever I choose a Heart Radio.

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Speaker 3: Vaughn's Late slept In, slept In broke Down.

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Speaker 5: I've got a tradition on the last day of the

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Speaker 5: year for work. I was driving my Landro and heard

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Speaker 5: it off my grandfat.

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Speaker 7: I think that should stop so slow, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 7: that should stop, especially when you were late.

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Speaker 5: I was like, how was born late? He wasn't even

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Speaker 5: that far away from work? Yeah, unbelievable.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what I've also got?

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Speaker 3: Hard lord? I think flesh just took care of that.

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Speaker 3: Thanks witch, you're Do you.

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Speaker 7: Know what I've also got for the last day of

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Speaker 7: the year, shaving rash, Like a kind.

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Speaker 3: Of has been a month this year.

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Speaker 7: You haven't had a skin ra rash?

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Speaker 6: This onre I was like, sore umps, do.

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Speaker 3: You want to swing by? Doctor shawne Is on the

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Speaker 3: way to the year. Him up.

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Speaker 6: He's my final appointment of the year.

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Speaker 3: You know, maybe he's got some cream for you.

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Speaker 5: Coming up on the show today, her hands after eight

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Speaker 5: o'clock this morning, our story of the year.

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Speaker 3: We've teased this a little bit. This was the cockroach story, the.

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Speaker 7: Friend who anonymous, well anonymous friend who confidentially told me

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Speaker 7: a story and the next day I just ripped it

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Speaker 7: out on here and man, it was a yarn.

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Speaker 5: So we're going to replay that story. But also we've

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Speaker 5: got to follow up because a lot of people questioning

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Speaker 5: the truthfulness of the story. But we've got to follow

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Speaker 5: up with her today on the show. And very excited

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Speaker 5: about that.

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Speaker 3: Also on the Wave worn.

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Speaker 5: The top sex of the last top six for the year. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and we're going to be looking back at the top

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Speaker 5: sex top sexes of twenty twenty five. Man, I wish

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Speaker 5: it was twenty twenty six, because the top sex of

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Speaker 5: top sex, top sexes of twenty twenty sex sounds right, Taylor,

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Speaker 5: so much cooler. Coming up on the show soon, a

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Speaker 5: man has taught an octopus to play the piano, and.

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Speaker 6: We've been promised audio.

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Speaker 7: There's audio Nicks though the twenty twenty five Quote of

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Speaker 7: the Year has been revealed for New Zealand and we

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Speaker 7: are somewhat involved.

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Speaker 8: Play z ends fletch Worn and Hayley.

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Speaker 7: Now we mentioned the quotes of the Year for twenty

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Speaker 7: twenty five. They were sort of mostly for New Zealand.

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Speaker 7: It was mostly politics based. Our vote was for Christopher

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Speaker 7: Luxton's have a Marmote sandwich?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, great, little Revendra happy than packer marmote sandwich and

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Speaker 5: an apple like you and I did about school lunches.

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Speaker 7: But we've actually turned up in one of the quotes

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Speaker 7: of the year right next to.

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Speaker 6: A sea bomb.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow, okay, that's sea bomb.

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Speaker 7: And do you know when I was looking up to

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Speaker 7: get this exact quote, there is an article from I

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Speaker 7: will say It's Stuff from May twenty five, so this

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Speaker 7: year saying what is girl Math?

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Speaker 6: No, you're a bit behind. When was when the Girl

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Speaker 6: Math first launched? Twenty twenty three?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, twenty two three, twenty three?

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Speaker 6: Ye keep up. But the quote was from an act

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Speaker 6: Deputy leader Brooke van Velden. We've met before.

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Speaker 3: This is the winning quote.

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Speaker 5: This is the this is the quote that we appear.

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Speaker 5: I've never met her. I did say we've met her.

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Speaker 7: I looked at form and we've met her. Which did

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Speaker 7: she She brought in soap and it smelled like fish.

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Speaker 7: Have you been paying attention? Yes, as a filming Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 7: what fish soap? Why don'd you bring the.

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Speaker 5: Math soap for a hobby? But it did smell quite unusual.

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Speaker 5: Is it wasn't meant to smell it smell of the ocean,

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Speaker 5: but it smell more like fresh than salt.

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Speaker 3: Oh do you think she just got a bucket of

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Speaker 3: It's weird, the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: I mean, so the smell of the personality, it all

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Speaker 5: as polite as I possibly can be here. Yeah, good.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's an unusual duck, really unusual, really unusual duck.

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Speaker 6: Like she'd just been unplugged from the wall.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and was running on a few iOS behind.

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Speaker 6: So that Yeah, she was iPhone sex, you know what

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Speaker 6: I mean. And when he held her in your hand

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Speaker 3: It was weird. Okay.

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Speaker 7: So the quote that we were in references girl Math.

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Speaker 7: I think that we created And by the way, this

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Speaker 7: article twenty twenty five doesn't credit zidim.

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, when they go, what.

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Speaker 7: Is girl math, we're not actually as an internet joke

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Speaker 7: created in twenty twenty three, that's what they said.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, credit with credits due, Yeah, that was us.

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Speaker 6: The quote was, I do not agree.

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Speaker 7: This is Brook van Valden clearly unplugged from the wall.

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Speaker 7: I do not agree with the clearly gender and patronizing

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Speaker 7: language that National Affairs editor for the Sunday Star Times,

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Speaker 7: Andrea Vance used to reduce senior cabinet ministers to girl bosses,

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Speaker 7: hype squads, girl math users and sea words.

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Speaker 7: And so she was calling out a journalist and that's

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Speaker 7: the quote because she was in parliament saying girl.

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Speaker 6: Math and she dropped a hard sea.

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Speaker 6: But we're just in there. I feel quite, I feel

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Speaker 3: And that's the quote of the year.

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Speaker 6: Quote of the year.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Okay, it's her calling out people for being patronizing. But

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Speaker 7: when she dropped an absolute sea followed by you and

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Speaker 7: then you know, the rest of us see you next

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Speaker 7: Tuesday in parliament.

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Speaker 6: But we've got in there, girl math and a sea bomb.

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Speaker 3: We're in there, and just to call out stuff.

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Speaker 7: We created that for example, TikTok with viral TikTok We.

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Speaker 1: Did that the ZM podcast Network.

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Speaker 5: A sweetish YouTuber. He's a musician, Mattias Clants. Yeah Clents.

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Speaker 5: He's known for his eccentric kind of musical experiments.

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Speaker 3: On his utube tube.

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Speaker 5: Channel, he rescued an octopus from a live fish market.

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Speaker 5: He was like, I wonder if I could teach these

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Speaker 5: very intelligent animals to play the piano.

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Speaker 6: They are very intelligent, he said.

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Speaker 5: They have the intelligence of a three year old. Three

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Speaker 5: year old's dumb, but you could, I want to, could

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Speaker 5: you teach them to like play the piano?

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Speaker 7: Play the children that play the piano properly at three?

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Speaker 5: My children, My children are part Asian. I'm waiting for them. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: where is it for the miracle Asian the piano? You

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Speaker 5: know you always like a four year old Asian crank

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Speaker 5: and a backflip on a skis or you.

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Speaker 6: Know, come on, but you're not the Asian parents.

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Speaker 3: You're not cranking the you know, tiger mom.

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Speaker 7: Shout out to William what was his last name who

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Speaker 7: I used to compete against and piano huang maybe yeah,

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Speaker 7: and he he had great Asian parents that absolutely made

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Speaker 7: him a bitter pianist than that. You know, my mum

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Speaker 7: was lazy maldi pakia.

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Speaker 3: But didn't she like he was the only thing stubbing

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Speaker 7: But I didn't have Chinese parents, Okay, and William beat

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Speaker 7: me at every single competition, right what Chinese? Because Chinese

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Speaker 7: must be playing. It's probably a concert pianists. Look at me,

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Speaker 7: I'm on the radio or just not. He's lawyer, surgeon

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Speaker 7: or something.

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Speaker 5: And at the weekend he relaxes and plays concert level yeah.

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Speaker 3: For an audience of free.

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Speaker 5: This YouTuber started teaching this octopus to press keys.

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Speaker 3: On a piano on a little keyboard.

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Speaker 5: So he tried several teaching methods, including light up keys

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Speaker 5: and fake crabs that were heading inside the instrument, so

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Speaker 5: they didn't work. So we designed a custom built octopus

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Speaker 5: piano tailored to has curiosity and his strengths. And what

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Speaker 5: he did is every time he pressed a piano key,

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Speaker 5: he would lower a abs slightly closer to him and

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Speaker 5: then only reward base yes. And then only by completing

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Speaker 5: a malady does the crab reach grabbing distance. So therefore

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Speaker 5: he learned and taught this octopus that if he pressed

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Speaker 5: certain keys, he would get a crab.

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Speaker 6: Okay, and then you promised audio.

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Speaker 5: I promised audio. Are you ready this? This is an

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Speaker 5: octopus rescued from a fish market, Chinese octopus parents, tiger.

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Speaker 7: Mom'll get out?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing? Bitch?

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Speaker 5: Get out of here, guys, it's beautiful. And then he

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Speaker 5: gets a crab. That's all I've got, Hailey, No, okay,

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Speaker 5: actually this is.

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Speaker 6: I was so disappointed.

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Speaker 3: No, this is no. I will say.

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Speaker 5: The guitar that you can hear is the YouTuber So

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Speaker 5: just to clarify, playing those threat thread the octopus has

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Speaker 5: not the guitar yet, but the piano that you hear

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Speaker 5: is the octopus.

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Speaker 6: So that's a human.

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Speaker 9: Yep, another one more.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he sucks.

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Speaker 3: He's an octopus.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but he needs Can I just say.

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Speaker 3: He needs a dad that's never home, working, working, working, working,

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Speaker 3: and a mom that's doing nothing.

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Speaker 7: But so I've looked up William Huang, who would get

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Speaker 7: me at every single is your nemesis. It was my

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Speaker 7: nemesis around the piano competition circuits of the early two thousands.

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Speaker 6: Yep, I looked him up, doctor William Hung.

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Speaker 5: Wo.

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Speaker 6: Wow, do of what medicine?

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Speaker 7: Not even an actual one, like an actual actual one?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Okay, and what have you done.

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Speaker 6: I've got a mary parent and a parking up here,

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Speaker 6: and they did nothing for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they did quite a lot for you.

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Speaker 6: Actually, I was giving every privilege on the scenes my life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Still though, can he do this on the piano

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Speaker 3: when I could not?

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Speaker 7: Now you.

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Speaker 6: Miss you?

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Speaker 7: You know, just William get to wake up and listen

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Speaker 7: to one thousand miles.

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Speaker 6: With his friends?

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Speaker 3: Now whatever he wants. He's adopted.

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Speaker 5: He's probably got YouTube Premium and Spotify premium too.

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Speaker 6: He's studied an otago.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wow, man, he's so much better of me than do so.

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Speaker 5: Was he a surgeon or a GP or hang on,

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Speaker 5: I'm going on health point.

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Speaker 7: There's something I don't even know what my arrival. I

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Speaker 3: A master builder?

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Speaker 7: Wait, he's a hanger, master builder and of cottages, still.

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Speaker 6: Of medicine and Bachelor of surgery?

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Speaker 6: Do you have a best friend? You have one best friend.

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Speaker 6: Zip me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay okay.

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Speaker 5: So number three on the list of the top sex

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Speaker 5: top sexes of twenty twenty five. Number three in June

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Speaker 5: the top six ways we can still turn this ear around?

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah? Yeah. In June we were like we

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Speaker 3: can still wasn't it?

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Speaker 5: Was it?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 6: But June that's the turn it, that's your pivot point.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, halfway through you know, Top Sex Top Sexes of

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Speaker 3: It all.

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Speaker 6: The loads, the loads.

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Speaker 3: That is today's top sex.

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Speaker 1: Does d NM podcast needwork?

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Speaker 5: The list of the Naughty and Nice Names for twenty

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Speaker 5: twenty five. The producer gurlies have said no to me

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Speaker 5: playing Snoopy's Christmas a Friday flashback at.

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Speaker 6: Eight o'clock, and you would allow some of the other

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Speaker 6: stuff that we've played. It's just such a boomer song.

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Speaker 8: I Love I Love the World War.

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Speaker 3: I know this.

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Speaker 5: I think that is one of New Zealand's favorite Christmas songs.

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Speaker 10: I just think there's so many.

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Speaker 3: It's only popular here. I know it's only popular in

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Speaker 3: New Zealand and Australia.

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Speaker 6: Or just your studio and nowhere else.

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Speaker 3: Okay, nine sex, nine sex.

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Speaker 6: Do you want to hate to us?

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Speaker 3: Do you want Snoopy's Christmas and Friday?

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Speaker 6: I don't hate?

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Speaker 3: Just yes or no?

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Speaker 6: Make your bid?

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Speaker 5: Do you want Snoopy's Christmas for Friday flash back? Otherwise

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Speaker 5: I'll play something else.

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Speaker 10: Why don't we just like have a fun banger, like

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Speaker 10: a fun like Yeah, flow right, Georgia.

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Speaker 6: Can do that.

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Speaker 3: We do that all the time.

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Speaker 6: Georgia can play Friday four years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, keep keep your votes coming in nine sex, nine

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Speaker 5: sex Vaughn. Don't ask us how we've got this?

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Speaker 6: What the hell?

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Speaker 3: I've actually got a.

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Speaker 5: Have you got some trojan malware in Santa's lea? No,

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Speaker 5: I've got I'm friends with Santa.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I have even been keeping it on the down load,

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Speaker 5: But I've got friends with Santa, and I've got my

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Speaker 5: hands on twenty twenty fives naughty A nice list?

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Speaker 3: Okay, now, okay, man, Okay.

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Speaker 5: These are the These are the these are the top

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Speaker 5: of the heap.

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Speaker 3: These are the These are the naughtiesst and the nicest.

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Speaker 5: There are any kids listening? Yeah, and you're it's not

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Speaker 5: It's not too late to turn it around. No, I

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Speaker 5: got Santa could still come. I got Santra on the

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Speaker 5: I've got Santa on the blower.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And if you're a parent.

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Speaker 5: And you're listening and you're with your children, First of all,

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Speaker 5: this is a safe place. But if they need a

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Speaker 5: rack up, maybe text their name to nine Sex, nine

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Speaker 5: Sex and I can do a quick check on Santa's list.

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Speaker 3: Added to the last.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you want people to if you think your child's

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Speaker 7: been misbehaving and they need a little bit to be

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Speaker 7: set straight this morning, You're good, you text me their

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Speaker 7: name and I'll give it a quick check of if

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Speaker 7: it is on the naughty.

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Speaker 3: List, just quickly. How Snoopy's Christmas?

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Speaker 7: We're playing Snoopy' Chris, What do you want to be?

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Speaker 3: To start with the naughty list or the nice list?

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Speaker 10: The nice?

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Speaker 3: Go with nice nice. Here are the girls. Here are

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Speaker 3: the girls. If your name's on this list, you're on

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Speaker 3: the nice list.

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Speaker 7: Elizabeth, Kate, Sophie, Emily, Laura, Rachel, Olivia, Anna, Amy, Hannah, Rebecca, Emma, and.

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Speaker 3: Sarah Scenario on the list.

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Speaker 5: She's not neither. So here's the nice boys. He's the

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Speaker 5: good boys, Jack, John and Joseph.

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Speaker 7: Okay, John and jo and Joseph, Luke, William, David Thomas, Andrew, Benjamin, Samuel, Joshua, Michael,

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Speaker 7: and James. I canna ask a question, And I'm not

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Speaker 7: calling out Santa for being racist, but I'm hearing a

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Speaker 7: lot of Parkier names.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to say, where's Emmy.

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Speaker 6: Where's powder, Where's ah, Where's They're neither?

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Speaker 5: They're not the naughtiest nor the nicest. Well, he's a surgeon.

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Speaker 7: One other than being a successful medical surgeon beating my

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Speaker 7: ars at piano competitions all the.

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Speaker 5: Time, just joined us. Haley found out her nemesis is

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Speaker 5: actually a surgeon. So he's pointed out a talker. Yeah

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Speaker 5: he's winning.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I've just actually had a text then, Okay, shaller

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Speaker 7: c h E L L A is are they on

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Speaker 7: the naughty list?

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Speaker 3: R on a road trip and she's been tea thing?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So let me just what if you under Sander's

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Speaker 7: database see what we've got there. It's it's nice you

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Speaker 7: were reading out those names. Someone said that sounds like

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Speaker 7: Haley's Friday Night.

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Speaker 6: Now I feel personally at.

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Speaker 3: Wow, is there a Jack? Is there a Joseph did

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Speaker 3: have that app for a while and a year.

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Speaker 7: So I've just checked Santa's less shallows. It's not it's

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Speaker 7: not looking great at the least, at least they turned them.

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Speaker 5: Maybe if well behaved for the car ride, I would say,

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Speaker 5: pull your socks up for the rest of the pre season.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there, we're gonna need a check.

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Speaker 6: We've got a little chick here, Freddy and Rory.

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Speaker 3: Freddy and Rory.

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Speaker 5: Chick check Freddy sounds like I'm pretty sure I saw

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Speaker 5: that on the naughty list.

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Speaker 7: And also so we're kind of getting two ticks a

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Speaker 7: cross over here. We've got a yes to Snoopy Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's so Freddy and Rory at the moment. Yep.

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Speaker 7: On the Nordy side of the bond, there's a line

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Speaker 7: down the.

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Speaker 3: Middle of the last on how very closely.

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Speaker 5: Just getting back into the good into the good Grace center,

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Speaker 5: let's read the definitive list of naughty names, boys and girls.

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Speaker 5: These are the naughty girls, These are the naughty girls,

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Speaker 5: naughty girls. Grace, one more time, naughty girls, Please don't

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Speaker 5: say that again.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we've had the good girls, Grace, good girl, now

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Speaker 7: having the naughty girls. Okay, Grace, naughty, naughty Kelly, Natasha Charlotte.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hold on, I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 7: No ads so because you're on the on the premium,

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Speaker 7: And thank you again to the Christian Family, yes for

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Speaker 7: the Apparently I said I see the name five different

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Speaker 7: ways yesterday when I announced that I was part of

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Speaker 7: their family YouTube plan, and I only said it right once, okay,

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Speaker 7: but they wouldn't tell me which way I said it

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Speaker 7: which was right?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So these are the naughty girls Grace, Kelly, Natasha, Oh

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Speaker 5: we all know naughty Natasha.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I haven't met a good Natasha.

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Speaker 5: Charlotte, Amanda, Georgia, Danny l Lisa, listen, Nicole, Samantha, and

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Speaker 5: the Nadius of walk Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, naughty jess Can we sorry?

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Speaker 7: I'm just so many messages coming in now. Peyton and

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Speaker 7: Dominic naughty or nice?

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Speaker 5: I can tell you right now checking the list. Peyton's

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Speaker 5: are on the side of the on the Nordy side

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Speaker 5: of the line. Peyden, Dominic your sort your stuff out,

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Speaker 5: naughty list.

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Speaker 6: Ryan's feeling nervous.

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Speaker 9: Ryan Nordy.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, he's on the naughty list. I'm just

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Speaker 13: going to read the naughty boys. Okay, naughty boys, naughty boys. Wait,

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Speaker 13: say it naughty boy. Nah, it was a naughty boy

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Speaker 13: not as hot as it naughty boy.

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Speaker 5: Boy Nathan, Liam, Jordan, tim Or Timothy Yep, naughty Jacob, Jason, Cameron,

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Speaker 5: Ryan Neck or Nicholas Neck, Neck, Noughdy Neck.

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Speaker 3: Jen, Aiden, Matthew and Daniel.

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Speaker 6: Okay are the naughtyus?

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Speaker 5: Okay to turn it around? Okay, Well you're still time around.

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Speaker 5: We've got any other names that need checking Llen Dylan

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Speaker 5: Taylor with an A at the Endty Nordyk, Katie's on

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Speaker 5: the good list. Andrea we want to check as Andrew

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Speaker 5: nice list. It was and Andrea on the nice list.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good girl. Don't do that good, don't do that?

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Speaker 3: Do that?

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Speaker 2: M Podcast Network play z m's flesh Worn and Haley Well,

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Speaker 2: I was on my phone the other day as I

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Speaker 2: who wanted to know if they could come into the

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Speaker 2: studio on our last show and have a little visit.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, where actually doing croissants

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Speaker 2: and mimosas it might not be appropriate, yeah to have

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Speaker 2: guests in the studio, but they assured me it would

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Speaker 2: be fine if you could just bring up my cord

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Speaker 2: here Fletch.

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Speaker 3: Yes absolutely, I'm just gonna get them.

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Speaker 6: Can you help me, you'll give your hand.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. I know what's happening here. I've been

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Speaker 3: tricked into this. I don't mister Fincher, you are dead.

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Speaker 7: For mister okay, Christians smell like boo.

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Speaker 12: Wie last night even not a gappye, mister fer the

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Speaker 12: guys of death.

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Speaker 3: Hello, everybody, Christmas, all things.

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Speaker 4: A bad, We're back.

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Speaker 12: This is back back again, brothers, just we're back. Tell

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Speaker 12: a friends, Yes, who's back?

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Speaker 6: Yes, we got to work on that a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, so you weren't dead.

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Speaker 6: We have a story to tell, don't we do we?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so here we go.

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Speaker 14: You old join us and I worked out exactly what's happening.

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Speaker 6: We've been adopted out. You helped us find a new

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Speaker 6: mummy and.

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Speaker 5: Daddy did and I thought that was the interview and

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't have to deal with this again.

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Speaker 10: We get there.

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Speaker 12: We're what no spa, no spa, we're sharing a room.

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Speaker 3: You'res you know what?

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Speaker 11: Right?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 14: I like to.

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Speaker 12: They were vegans, mister Fletchers, were anemic.

676
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Speaker 3: Because we're orphans and we've been in an orphans.

677
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 6: Having on slats. We start getting terribly thin. We get

678
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 6: the rickets were scarvy.

679
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: Were they're not giving you meals?

680
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 6: It's like tofu scrambles like that. Ain't we make plans?

681
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 3: Don't we?

682
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 6: Brother? We leave were escaped?

683
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: Not where did you go?

684
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 12: Well, we was in a taxi and we was listening

685
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 12: on our heart radio to your radio show Dinner Bell.

686
00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 9: Brother.

687
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 7: That's a kot to hear our own k do you

688
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 7: if we get appearances were smile and.

689
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 6: Someone says he's got a beautiful smile.

690
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 12: One step closer to adoption by someone who will feed

691
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 12: us actual food. Yea, if someone says, who couldn't love you?

692
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 12: Ding cap are. So we're listening in this TEXTI on

693
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 12: our heart radio to your radio show.

694
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 6: We start to hear terrible I think you know what

695
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 6: he needs children.

696
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 3: He's already got some.

697
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 14: Yeah they're older now and somewhat moony and temperamental teens,

698
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 14: and yeah.

699
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 12: They're into boys and stuff.

700
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 4: I don't like that so much.

701
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: One of them I hear is messaging boy and his

702
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 3: name starts.

703
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 6: With J and I that's a naughty boy.

704
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 3: It's gonna get a wallet.

705
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 15: Five hedgehig down from Fray where we was I believe

706
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 15: it's pronounced from gangay, from gangay okay, and we think

707
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 15: we're going to turn up, we're going.

708
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 12: To see our beautiful mister Flitch.

709
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 4: Okay, getting the word out.

710
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 6: And if you're looking for.

711
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 5: Two adorable children to join your family and you eat

712
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 5: meat and other things, pools.

713
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, bedrooms for brothers sister because I'm also about to

714
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 12: hit Pubert tea.

715
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 6: Time, mister, Rather time for a brother and sister to.

716
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: Be sharing the room. Yeah, yeah, no, that's fear.

717
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 14: Even eggs, not even the first step brother and sisters especially.

718
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 9: Either way.

719
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 12: Texas ninety six, ninety six.

720
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 6: If you've got a mummy and daddy that will.

721
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 5: Tape, okay, an empty mister maybe yeah, okay, we'll go

722
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: and you need.

723
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 12: Some more happy we're not dead, mister.

724
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: In sense of surprise, it's a real did.

725
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 9: When those vegans.

726
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 14: Wouldn't give us you do look skin, thank you, mister Fletcher.

727
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 14: They wouldn't vaccinate us either, jab measles out I know

728
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 14: we're not. We have been jams, how much you Upland

729
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 14: when there's a measles outbreak, it's an unvaccinated probably.

730
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, don't go, you guys go head shike

731
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: and good luck. Find a family who's staying at your

732
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: house while you're away. It's all lockedown, is it. It's

733
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 3: locked up. You won't be able to stay there. And

734
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 3: it's quite nice central compared.

735
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 6: It'll be nice.

736
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: There's no poles.

737
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 6: Oh now, I'm good.

738
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 3: Has pawn still got his pool?

739
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 13: Yeah?

740
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 3: Go to worn to cure. There's also a chest freezer

741
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: of Ridley.

742
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 6: You go right, well, we love you, mister Fletcher.

743
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

744
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 14: Actually been I'm looking at you your text machinery come

745
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 14: to my house and nah, Hannah poolry.

746
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 3: Don't.

747
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 6: I don't even know where that is. I've never heard of.

748
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 14: Absolutely hate the Christmas worphans changing stations a minute.

749
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 3: That's a reverse KPI.

750
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 8: That replays it ends flesh.

751
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 7: For and my sister and I used they were discussing

752
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 7: what to get our parents for Christmas, and I said

753
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 7: we should get them voucher to go like glamping.

754
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 3: I guess is what you call it. It's just wild.

755
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 3: It's like I really like staying canopy camping. He goes

756
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 3: with that, dude, I'm honest.

757
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 5: The Instagram and all these amazing like oh yeah, man, yeah,

758
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 5: that's nice. So often I know exactly where that is.

759
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 3: You and I go through it. I go, that's all nice.

760
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 3: But boomers don't do that.

761
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 5: So they go to motels with a little systeamer of

762
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 5: New Zealand and use the small milk from the motel

763
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 5: to have breakfast so they don't have to pay for breakfast.

764
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 3: They don't go out.

765
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 7: The worst gift though, it wasn't because we got them

766
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 7: about you, because so I said we should get them

767
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 7: one of these, and my sister's like, no, we're gonna

768
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 7: be the last time we got them one of those.

769
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 3: They never used that. I was like, what what was

770
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: my point? It was for like glam get away, like

771
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 3: a week in here included spot.

772
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 7: They don't go away but then but they're always like

773
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 7: that looks nice when we go to these places, like

774
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 7: I love them, and we'll like send photos of the

775
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 7: family chat and they're always.

776
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 9: Like, oh that's nice.

777
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 3: Oh isn't that serene? But we're like okay, so we go.

778
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 3: Ye parents, they never used that. Yes, they'd expired.

779
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 5: You don't get people prisons tough. They're not getting one

780
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 5: this year if they didn't use last year's. Yeah, that

781
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 5: does have big parent energy. It does you're not getting

782
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 5: you because you didn't need your beans?

783
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 11: No?

784
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 5: So yeah, their parents they never used that yet different killers.

785
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 5: You had to consult further.

786
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 3: On what we're actually going to get them then, or

787
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: leave you leaving it a bit.

788
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 6: It's Friday before Christmas. What are you going to go

789
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 6: to it on the weekend?

790
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 3: To the mallet?

791
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 5: God, I think she likes it. We want to know

792
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 5: this morning on one hundred dollars anymore? Nine sex nine

793
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 5: sex text? What gift never got used? When you bought

794
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 5: someone something and it just got oh cool and it

795
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 5: never got used. Worse if they asked for it and

796
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 5: never used it, because it shits you aighing because you've

797
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 5: got you've spent money, b you might have put a

798
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 5: lot of thought into that gift and it just doesn't

799
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 5: get used. I mean it's I mean vouchers would be

800
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 5: a big one, but even the voucher there's no thought

801
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 5: in that. But at least you've spent money on it

802
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 5: and it might expire or.

803
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: Just not get used.

804
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 7: Two messages and I just want to kick things off

805
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 7: worth one. Merry Christmas, mangers.

806
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 3: Yes, Merry Christmas. Merry Friday Christmas to you, fellow manga. Yeah,

807
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 3: to all of our mangas listening, here's.

808
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 6: The story to kick us off. That's really just made

809
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 6: me laugh. My ex sister in law asked me what

810
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 6: I didn't want for Christmas. I said, I don't want

811
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 6: a glass bowl. Guess what she gave me a glass bowl.

812
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so funny.

813
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 6: In front of her and everyone to her, So you

814
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 6: don't what to think of this. I threw it in

815
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 6: the bin. Wow, Mum retrieved it, but I don't know

816
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 6: what happened to it. I was nineteen years old.

817
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 3: Wow, a glass bowl.

818
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 6: I will not have a glass bowl.

819
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: I don't want a glass bottle. And then she got

820
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: you a glass bowl. That's funny. Smashed for full drummer,

821
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 3: I wouldn't smashed it straight on the tiles.

822
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 5: Okay, well one hundred dance as a numbercaullas. Now you

823
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 5: can take through nine six nine six.

824
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 6: What gift never got used?

825
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 5: Well, we're talking about what gifts you got somebody that

826
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 5: never got used, because apparently my sister and I got

827
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 5: a vouched for our parents to have a weekend away

828
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 5: and it just never got used.

829
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was a couple of years ago. There's a

830
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 7: lot of money. That's inspired. It's gone.

831
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 6: So we wanted to do they do they use their

832
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 6: dash cam?

833
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 3: Good question, sa in that play stash camp. Oh that

834
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 3: was a terrible idea.

835
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 5: Last year, just very story last years of Trio. We

836
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 5: were all going to chip in for a digital photo frame.

837
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 7: And then my they got into his head that my

838
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 7: parents needed a dash cam because if you know they're

839
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 7: on the road all the time, that's curious and yeah,

840
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 7: so he was like, no, I'm going to get it

841
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 7: in the dash can okay, tell you what gets used

842
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 7: every day?

843
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 9: And they love.

844
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, the digital photo frame that we can send photos to.

845
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 5: Yeah from our phone. Speaking of what are really need

846
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 5: to do is this kids are taking up too much

847
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 5: of that gigabytes.

848
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 6: No, you're gonna get in there.

849
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 3: I'm gotta get in There're gonna.

850
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 5: Get high quality photos of Haley and I. They're like us,

851
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 5: right now, send it to the photo frame.

852
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 7: O love that?

853
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 3: Is it a landscape photo frame?

854
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 11: Yeah?

855
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, that was cute. Okay, and so you that

856
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: will just be in there in their photo frame like

857
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 5: soon right now. Great gift ideas. See that's a great

858
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 5: gift idea and.

859
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 3: They love it.

860
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 5: Boom appearance sending them a week in away to a

861
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 5: tiny eco cab.

862
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 7: And that's not rib terribilized, dash Can. It's actually a

863
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 7: really nice photo of us.

864
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 5: Nikita, good morning, what voucher did you get someone that

865
00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 5: went unused?

866
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: A good morning?

867
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 7: First off?

868
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 3: Love you guys.

869
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 16: Listen every mornings.

870
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 5: Are you trying to get one of Haley's? Are you

871
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 5: trying to get one of Haley's croissants that she's just

872
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 5: put in the oven?

873
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 7: Or the croissans are in the oven? And I will say, Nikketa,

874
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 7: the cheese is stone to melt.

875
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 8: Oh, I mean I wouldn't.

876
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 7: I wouldn't turn that down.

877
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 6: I'm also making mimosas with the real orange juice. Oh okay,

878
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 6: I got my coy's.

879
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 3: Well wait is that the real one that you would

880
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 3: have gone for one of those? Yeah, Charlie in Christine's FRAMEO.

881
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 3: By the way, that that's find of going just going.

882
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 6: How cute is it? Should have put up on our

883
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 6: social I think it's a really.

884
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 3: Cute, Nikita, what so, what did you get someone that

885
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 3: went unused?

886
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 16: So technically I didn't get it, but his my my

887
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 16: boyfriend got it for his mum a spa day experience

888
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 16: and it was about to expire and she's like, I'm

889
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 16: not going to use it.

890
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 10: And I was like, I will.

891
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 5: Wild because moms are either sparm moms or not spams,

892
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 5: and most mums probably out spa moms are they.

893
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 7: But it's got to be they've got to mentally prepare

894
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 7: themselves for these things as they get older.

895
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 3: And I think that takes a fair better. Does it

896
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: get around?

897
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 7: Yeah?

898
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 3: Right, just want someone else touching you or something? What

899
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 3: do you get done?

900
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 12: Yeah?

901
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 3: What'd you get done there? Nicata?

902
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 16: So it wasn't like a hands on kind of one,

903
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 16: but it was there was all sorts of like cool.

904
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 7: Thermal poles and.

905
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: The bones think Nicta has a pretty wonderful Christmas.

906
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 16: Oh you two guys, you two, do you want a calendar?

907
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 5: No? I'm not allowed to see anymore out you were

908
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 5: told yesterday, no more giving out calendar the post.

909
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 3: Okay, well to go out the last one? Nita, Tita?

910
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: What radio stay you do? Is you did to start

911
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 3: your day?

912
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 12: Right?

913
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 3: Thank you?

914
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 5: Thank you? That's another KP idea. And if you're at

915
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 5: a reception, you could go get us on the IELF

916
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 5: on the thank you there vone, Blinda, good morning. What

917
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 5: gift went unused?

918
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 17: Hi, guys, first of a long time listeners.

919
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 3: We've got a calendar for you to blina. Okay, do

920
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: you want the producers to hate you on the last

921
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: out of the show. I mean, change this, Belinda. What

922
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: was the gift that went unused?

923
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 17: Well, I've got a preface this by saying, my partner's

924
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 17: really hard to buy for it.

925
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 7: Okay, I thought so.

926
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 17: I thought i'd get him a really nice watch, really

927
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 17: nice watch, And it was about four years ago. It

928
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 17: hasn't even come out of the ball. He's got some

929
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 17: superpower of being able to just sense what the times.

930
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 17: I don't know if he's look for the shadow on

931
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 17: the ground or it.

932
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 3: Looks a long dile. He's like, Oh but Linda, it's

933
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: one pm. I don't need to watch?

934
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 17: Yeah pretty much?

935
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 7: Yeah? Is he pretty good? Was down in the time

936
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 7: without to watch though? Because that would be grad if

937
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 7: he was?

938
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

939
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 17: Actually, I hate to say it, but yeah, you thought.

940
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 3: About selling the watch? Pouring it off? Or is it

941
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 3: going to become an inheritance side? And what do we doing?

942
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 17: I think I think he's funny you say that because

943
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 17: I think he's hiding it somewhere, thinking that that's probably

944
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 17: what I'll do.

945
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 3: Yees and by.

946
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 5: I don't mean to get grum on it, Belinda, but

947
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 5: if you're outlived and make sure you bury him in

948
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 5: that watch put her on his cold debris, Like tell

949
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 5: the time? Now you're dead, bitch, what time is it?

950
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 5: What time you can't see the sun?

951
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: You're very good about that. Now what radio say? Should

952
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 3: you listen to a Saturday right?

953
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 5: Always showing the yeah go pick Les message?

954
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 7: My favorite messages came through I get Bunnings vouches every

955
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 7: year I work at Mary teen.

956
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 3: That's good.

957
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 7: I found an iPod shuffle in my husband's draw that

958
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 7: I got home for two thousand and four.

959
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 3: It's still in its packet.

960
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 7: Okay, that's actually that is slap hard. That would actually

961
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 7: get you some money online, serious money.

962
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 3: I'll go into a computer.

963
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 7: Would it would be old fat USB and the fact

964
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 7: you'd get an adapted easily.

965
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

966
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 7: Last Christmas, my mum got me and my girlfriend very

967
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 7: nice nose studs for our nose piercings that we.

968
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 6: Haven't had for three years. Looks nice and MoMA diamonte.

969
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: She's like, what are we going to get the lesbians

970
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 3: this year?

971
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 7: I didn't say lesbians, but it gave lesbian and good

972
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 7: morning to all of our lisbian listeners.

973
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: We love having a there's lots more.

974
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 6: It's so many.

975
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 5: I bought my mother a foot spark because she always

976
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 5: talked about how nice they looked. She hasn't used it once. Ungrateful,

977
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 5: my sister and laws, you don't ever buy my kids recorders,

978
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: so I bought the kids to.

979
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 3: Five years later.

980
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 6: They do you use them though.

981
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 5: My ex husband got me a toasted sandwich maker one

982
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 5: year for an extra gift. So I don't eat bread

983
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 5: and he has never seen me here a toast the sandwich,

984
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 5: so I don't know what he was getting me a

985
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 5: toasted sandwich maker, but she did say X. My dad

986
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 5: was complaining about having to drink warm water when he's outside,

987
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 5: so I got a a standard cart.

988
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: He used it once and he said the water's too cold.

989
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 6: Such a dad thing. There's no pleasing them.

990
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no pleasing to dad.

991
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 6: I gave my son a zip line voucher. He didn't

992
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 6: use it. Ungrateful, Little salt.

993
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 3: Was it learning so much fun?

994
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's real fun.

995
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 3: My narcissist.

996
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 5: That untie got our secondhand gifts, which is fine, but

997
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 5: the bag she got me was falling apart and he

998
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 5: used chewing gum inside in the bottom of it.

999
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 3: We don't do Christmas or really anything with her anymore.

1000
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 3: And frank for it.

1001
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that m podcast needwork.

1002
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 8: Plays that ends flesh fornon Haley.

1003
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 5: Right now, we want you to help us out nine

1004
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 5: six nine six. The things that you're definitely going to

1005
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 5: hear from those older people in your life this Christmas

1006
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 5: might not even been older an old soul. Yeah, you

1007
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 5: might have a brother or a cousin that's a bit

1008
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 5: of an old soul, or just racist.

1009
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: Here's one. Jeez, what the hell's going on over in

1010
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 3: the States right now? Oh yeah, yeah, yes, okay, put

1011
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: that on the Bengo board. That's good. It could be

1012
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 3: Trump related. Trump. I'm so sorry if you have to

1013
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: spend your Christmas or the Trumper. I know, I'm sorry

1014
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 3: to hear that. Sorry, you've got a ring on that

1015
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: finger yet, I'm an old mate.

1016
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, and nudging the boyfriend.

1017
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 3: Or just got a girlfriend? Got a boyfriend? Yeah, got

1018
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: a boyfriend?

1019
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 17: Are you.

1020
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 5: Just hearing white middle aged boomers say chrissy instead of Christmas?

1021
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

1022
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 7: It triggers me every year. Do you have a good Chrissy, Mary, Chrissy,

1023
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 7: have a good Chrissy. I just want to also say

1024
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 7: good morning to Tracy, who she.

1025
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: Said I start by day every day the radio station,

1026
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: but choices.

1027
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 7: That, oh you're great, you're tracing. I think she sounds

1028
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 7: like she's working over the break. Thank you for your

1029
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 7: thoughts and prayers.

1030
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 5: I got asked last I got asked last year if

1031
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 5: I was just fat or pregnant. Thank god I was

1032
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 5: actually pregnant, although this year.

1033
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: We wine, we don't come until that.

1034
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 7: At least there was a hand poking out of the

1035
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 7: yeare ten cent dilat?

1036
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, And there was a midwife and the mind wife

1037
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 5: looks at you and goes ask now, yeah, on my

1038
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 5: someone can't wait for the parenting advice from my partner's grandma,

1039
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 5: like that baby just needs to be shut in the

1040
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 5: dark room.

1041
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, that's helpful. Yeah right, that's very helpful.

1042
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 6: My ninety four year old spinster aunt, did you read

1043
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 6: that you haven't lost any weight?

1044
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 9: Then?

1045
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 3: And meanwhile the aunt will be like the size of house.

1046
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 7: Bone.

1047
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's ninety four, so yeah maybe bone tear rah.

1048
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll be they're trying by saying rah or that's

1049
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 5: how I've always said.

1050
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't bloody know do I keep up with you?

1051
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: God's sake, you woke people?

1052
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 6: What am I saying wrong?

1053
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 5: This is the first Christmas without my nand she passed

1054
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 5: away earlier in the year, so we won't get that old.

1055
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 7: Just be careful what you say around vaughnsn't anything.

1056
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 5: And you know, and just she'll always give her a reminder.

1057
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 5: Before my sister's partner arrives.

1058
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 3: You know, he does have some Maori heritage.

1059
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 6: Now I don't know what kind.

1060
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 3: I don't know where.

1061
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 6: It's Polynesian.

1062
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 3: I think they're up north. Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the

1063
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 3: Islands somewhere.

1064
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 6: Here are refreshed just into bashing after the rest of

1065
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 6: Graham Norton. Yeah, that's what they bloody got here on there.

1066
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 7: Well they've got they've got a couple of books and

1067
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 7: a Graham Norton appearance that really dissect that. Yeah, my

1068
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 7: granddad every year says it's just like been on holiday,

1069
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 7: isn't it. That's not though it is holidays. We know that, Gretna,

1070
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 7: do you?

1071
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 6: I love this. I'm not racist, but those lesbians.

1072
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 7: It's all on the Bengo board, Mary Kirah mey our Tira,

1073
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 7: I'm brady trying plays it.

1074
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 3: Feedback.

1075
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to play it from the producers, but

1076
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 5: I tell you what, the best Christmas song, thank you,

1077
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 5: my favorite Christmas song ever.

1078
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 3: My eleven year old went to switch the soft hand

1079
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 3: smacked yeah good.

1080
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 7: A fan with tinsel on, the wipe of blades and

1081
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 7: bull bars coming in hot and the yeah Merry Christmas.

1082
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: Producers have double egg yokas on their face today.

1083
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 7: Always I'm gm Z and this is my favorite Christmas song.

1084
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 7: We always put up our Christmas tree to this song.

1085
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 7: For some reason, it's making me teary. Banger of a Christmas.

1086
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: Ye. Someone said it's not Christmas.

1087
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 6: Do you know this Christmas?

1088
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: That's rights not wrong, You're not wrong.

1089
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 6: Now we're celebrating today.

1090
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 7: We've got a mimosa across Onto in the valley, and

1091
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 7: we're looking back on what has been a fabulous year

1092
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 7: of random personally on.

1093
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 3: Radio personally a terrible year. The show has been.

1094
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 7: Somewhat of a sanctuary and one of our favorite moments

1095
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 7: and we're calling it the story of the Year was

1096
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 7: a story I was told at a pub and then

1097
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 7: I told you have a listen.

1098
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: You've got permission to share this story. I don't know

1099
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 3: that I do really just going to my new friends.

1100
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think your friends are quickly going to learn

1101
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 5: not to tell you stories like this because then they

1102
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: end up on the.

1103
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 6: Radio phone call I reckon. It's her.

1104
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 7: Anyway, she pulled down her tights to go to the

1105
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 7: toilet and did her business and pulled up her tights

1106
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 7: and went about her you know, left the bathroom and everything,

1107
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 7: and then she sat down and was like, oh my goodness,

1108
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 7: and felt something into her anus.

1109
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 18: I thought there was gonna be an ajol paper or

1110
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 18: something like what something crawled into her anus and not

1111
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 18: like around something burrowed into her anus, right.

1112
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 3: Man, must be a truly terrifying feelings.

1113
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 10: Wo.

1114
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would imagine, would imagine imagine that even and

1115
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: know an entrant.

1116
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1117
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 7: So she was like, it felt like a buzzing, like

1118
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 7: a physic inside of us physic. She calls her husband

1119
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 7: and is like, there's something in my anus and he's

1120
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 7: like okay, and she's like no, no, no, we need

1121
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 7: to go to A and E like something is here.

1122
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 5: I've seen him said again, if something accidentally ends up

1123
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 5: in my anus, I'm not gonna give a few hours.

1124
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a day And.

1125
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 6: She's like no, but she doesn't know what it is.

1126
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 6: Did she just know at this point.

1127
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: Chugs some olive oil flush it out, you know.

1128
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 7: Yea. All she knows is she went to the bathroom

1129
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 7: and now suddenly something's happening, a burrowing.

1130
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 6: She goes to the a and a puts herself.

1131
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 7: Up in the star as they open up her using

1132
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 7: what I guess some kind of like like a you know,

1133
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 7: and in there they find almost like a palm sized cockroach.

1134
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 6: They said, it's the biggest cockroach they have ever seen.

1135
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 3: This is not true. That is not photo of the

1136
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 3: cockro Yeah, they've got.

1137
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 6: They've got, but they didn't have the like the actual

1138
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 6: photos with them. They had this.

1139
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 7: It was a palm sized cockroach that had gone up

1140
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 7: and because she had panicked so much, her sphincter had

1141
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,720
Speaker 7: crushed it to death.

1142
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 5: So what I am learning is her stept georgis face,

1143
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 5: her sphiner is more power than a nuclear bomb.

1144
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, fall out.

1145
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 3: They can't survive this woman's iron grit, I know. And

1146
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 3: so at the time, the conchroaches, well, that would be

1147
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 3: a nice place to maybe afternoon and her.

1148
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 6: Penny hose and undies down on the ground. It would

1149
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 6: have crawled in there. She would have just pulled them

1150
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 6: up and in a panic, this thing has burrowed into rainus.

1151
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 3: They had to extract the dead cockroach.

1152
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 7: So they said to her it was in there, and

1153
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 7: it was dead, so it wasn't moving anymore, but she could.

1154
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 6: She was convinced she could feel it.

1155
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 7: They said to her, because you can't because of the

1156
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 7: size of it. It's not and it's not as solid.

1157
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 7: She couldn't bear down, she couldn't puve it. So they said,

1158
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 7: you're gonna have to wait till you have a bowel

1159
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 7: movement and it will flush it out. And she said,

1160
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 7: over my dead body, get that out of it. You

1161
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 7: had to forcep it out. Basically this, which is how

1162
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 7: they were able to see that it was so large.

1163
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 7: Someone wondered if when her sphincter clenched around the cockroach.

1164
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 7: I wonder if any of the eggs popped out of

1165
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 7: the cone road. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1166
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 7: yes they did. There were eggs in the undies. Okay, okay,

1167
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 7: I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.

1168
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 7: I apologize to any listener that is eating, especially eggs. Well,

1169
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 7: you know what, at the time, so many people didn't

1170
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 7: believe the story. They were like, no, it can't be true.

1171
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 3: Well it is and joining us next on the phone.

1172
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 6: Cockroach bum we've got her on the phone, anonymously, plaise.

1173
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 7: You would have just heard us replaying Well, we have

1174
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 7: dubbed our story of the year, a story told to me,

1175
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 7: I will say in confidence at a pub.

1176
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: Yes, and then you just blurted it out.

1177
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 6: I just came in the next day. I said I

1178
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 6: have a yarn and the nation needs to hear it.

1179
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 3: And I will say after that played.

1180
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 5: Originally there were a lot of texts saying that there's

1181
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 5: no way that that can be real.

1182
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 6: And I was like, it was. This person would not

1183
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 6: light And at the same.

1184
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 5: Time there were nurses yeah, and people that work in

1185
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 5: er saying, no, this happens a lot more than you

1186
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 5: think it does.

1187
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 7: Well, here's a little treat for you just before Christmas,

1188
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 7: and we're gonna we're gonna keep her Anonymous Anonymous joins us,

1189
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 7: the actual victim of this cockroach attack.

1190
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 6: Good morning, Anonymous, Good morning.

1191
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 11: I have my children to thank for this telling Auntie

1192
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 11: Haley all about this mortifying story.

1193
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't even know how we got into this

1194
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 7: over dinner at the pub, but yeah, your kids were

1195
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 7: the one who were like, You've got to tell her

1196
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 7: this story, and you were like no, And then I

1197
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 7: am sorry that not only have I told it on

1198
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 7: radio once, but it's actually turned into sort of a

1199
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 7: three part fiasco for you to relive.

1200
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?

1201
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 5: Did you hear Haley's telling that story on the radio

1202
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 5: in the morning and think, oh stop, oh.

1203
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I texted it.

1204
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think you called me a little shit to

1205
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 7: do you so on the on the and when we

1206
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 7: thank you for the story, because it as a redervet

1207
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 7: do when you tell people this story anonymous, do you

1208
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 7: often get the thing of like that can't be true? Oh?

1209
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 11: Occasionally, but I don't tell many people this story. I

1210
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 11: think with the third person I've ever told to be

1211
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 11: on it.

1212
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 5: And if anyone has just joined us, you pulled up

1213
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 5: your pants, a cockroach intoed you.

1214
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 3: And yes, yes, So.

1215
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 11: If we start from the beginning, we were doing a

1216
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,959
Speaker 11: renovation on our house.

1217
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 3: We had no jib at all with the ceiling.

1218
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 11: Okay, two little kids, I'm on the toilet, trying to

1219
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 11: cook dinner, trying to look after them. Pull my pants

1220
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 11: up off I go finish cooking dinner, looking after kids.

1221
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 11: It wasn't until I sat down to eat said dinner

1222
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 11: that I felt it go right up.

1223
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 6: Sort of a fizzing feeling, a sort of a love

1224
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 6: kind of fizzing.

1225
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 11: I stood up so fast and I screamed, and I

1226
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 11: look at my husband. I'm like, oh my, something's just

1227
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 11: crawled up my butt.

1228
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 3: I don't know what, but I've got to get it out.

1229
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 7: That's lava, I will say, and again keeping you anonymous,

1230
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 7: but you two one of the most beautiful love stories.

1231
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 7: I mean, absolute soul mates. And only to a soul mate,

1232
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 7: could you say, babe? But we've got to get it

1233
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 7: out how Because I've always been a big believer.

1234
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 5: If something accident leaned up up my butt, I'd give

1235
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 5: it a probably three days of hard trying to get

1236
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 5: it out before I went to any sort of EA.

1237
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, I'm no.

1238
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 11: I'm paying the one hundred bucks.

1239
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 3: I'm going to A and E.

1240
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 9: We're getting that out.

1241
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 5: Was it a White Cross after hours fee? Because they

1242
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 5: hike the fee when it's after hours, don't they?

1243
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 11: At that point, I didn't care. I walked in there

1244
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 11: and I whispered to this receptionist something's called up my butt.

1245
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 3: We've got to get it out.

1246
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 11: And she was like, no, no, harm, what did you

1247
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 11: put up there? And I was like no, no, no,

1248
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 11: no no, I didn't put anything up there. You don't understand.

1249
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 11: Something went up there, like fizzed up there.

1250
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 3: I've got to get it out. It's not moving now.

1251
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 11: I can't feel anything.

1252
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 3: Now, it's scaring me.

1253
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 17: They actually put me straight through the.

1254
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 11: Doctor thankfully, it bends me over, looks right up and

1255
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 11: then because there's a cock coroach in there but it's dead,

1256
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 11: just think to crushed it.

1257
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 7: So you speaks more powerful than a nuclear bomb, because

1258
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 7: the good survived nuclear fall out.

1259
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 3: They can't survive yourself.

1260
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 5: So I feel like we brushed over the receptionist that

1261
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 5: is used to dealing with things put up the butt too,

1262
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,959
Speaker 5: yeah liars, yeah, yeah, you're yeah.

1263
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 6: I also love the whispering, like trying to keep it

1264
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 6: but like there was going to be no kind of

1265
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 6: pride or ego. Very quickly, oh honestly, I've had two kids.

1266
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 11: At this point, I was just like whatever now, And

1267
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 11: the doctor looks at me, and she's like, honestly, it's dead.

1268
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 6: It's not moving.

1269
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 11: You've crushed it. It'll pass in a couple of days.

1270
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 11: And I'm like, no, I've already paid the money. Just

1271
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 11: flush this thing out. So I have a full blown

1272
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 11: enema for the first time of my life. I go

1273
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 11: to the bathroom. I'm not leaving A and E until this.

1274
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 9: Thing is out there.

1275
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 4: Flush.

1276
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 5: You've paid one hundred dollars. I'm on your side. I'd

1277
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 5: want to too.

1278
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1279
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 11: So then I didn't flush because I was like, I

1280
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 11: need to show my husband.

1281
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 6: And bathroom so much.

1282
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 11: And I'm like, dude, you've got to look how big

1283
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 11: that stirs.

1284
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:35,959
Speaker 3: You know, and what you've been over. And he locks.

1285
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 3: What does he say?

1286
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 11: He's like, oh, whoa on the wonder you were like,

1287
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 11: take me to A and E?

1288
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 3: Pop broke it was Did you Did he take a

1289
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 3: photo of the prospirity? No? He was like, on the

1290
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 3: verge of vomiting. Okay, yeah, as you would be.

1291
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 7: I guess, Yeah, how do I recover from this as

1292
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 7: a loving couple, you know, like going back home, trying

1293
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 7: to get back to your to your daily life. And

1294
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 7: he's locked the rushed, giantenormous cockrows just come that you

1295
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 7: had to have flushed only out of you.

1296
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 11: Mah oh, well we have a joke about it now

1297
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 11: because he's Dutch and I always call him a tighter,

1298
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 11: but now I have the nickname tighter.

1299
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. Were you crushed? Yeah, yeah, crusher. You crushed it,

1300
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 3: didn't you?

1301
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 5: And then so okay, so it comes out with a flush, yes, yes, okay,

1302
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 5: and then you flushed it away.

1303
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 3: I would go one of those little specimen jars.

1304
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 6: I would have said to be wirter, you know what

1305
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 6: I mean, and let it go, let it go away,

1306
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 6: because I would have kept it, would you?

1307
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1308
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 5: Really yeah I think so. No, I would have flushed

1309
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 5: it and just gone home and embarrassment.

1310
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, I went home and I had like three showers.

1311
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 11: Yeah gross, yeah wow, And there were eggs in my underes.

1312
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right.

1313
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 7: We talked about this that so when your strong sphinger

1314
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 7: crushed the cockroach which was clearly female.

1315
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 5: Also, apologies to anybody that's just gone through the drive

1316
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 5: through and his eating breakfast.

1317
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 7: Because we said that when we originally told the story

1318
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 7: about the eggs thing, and that's when people are like,

1319
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,479
Speaker 7: this can't be true.

1320
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 6: And then people were getting real sack. But so you'd

1321
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 6: you'd crushed the eggs out of this thing.

1322
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, so they I didn't realize until I went to

1323
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 11: the doctor and we you know, pull the panties down

1324
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 11: and being over. She's right up there looking right in

1325
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 11: my alphole and I'm like, I go to put that

1326
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 11: undy's back on, and I'm like, oh, hell no, I'm

1327
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 11: the ben Yeah.

1328
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 7: I lost those Did you look up your bum with

1329
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 7: the same thing they're looking ears? Well, you know, they

1330
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 7: put the plastic cover over it, so there's no cross

1331
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 7: contamination between ears.

1332
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 3: You don't want to lose the plastic comfort.

1333
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 6: I didn't.

1334
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 11: I didn't say like, I'm literally on the verge of

1335
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 11: a panic attack, just being over saying yeah, I don't

1336
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Speaker 11: know what she used.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well best one hundred dollars you've spent in

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Speaker 3: a while.

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Speaker 7: Awesome, just the best yarn that we've had on radio

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Speaker 7: all year. And we thank you for letting us share it.

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Speaker 7: As you say, you don't share it with everyone. You

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Speaker 7: probably weren't going to share it with me.

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Speaker 3: Except now New Zealand knows. Yeah, the whole country our

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01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 3: story of the year. Well, so much anonymous, although we

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Speaker 3: do know your name.

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Speaker 6: We know where you are are, but we shall never

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Speaker 6: tell the secret. Lives and dines with us.

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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network play z MS flesh.

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Speaker 8: Worn and Haley.

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Speaker 4: Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, Do Do

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Speaker 4: Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do.

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Speaker 5: It's christmasconceptions all this week at Fact of the Day.

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Speaker 5: Things are we thought we knew about Christmas that we

1354
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 5: don't today is that Christmas was the original holiday where

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01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 5: you told ghost stories. No Halloween is now, but in

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Speaker 5: the early nineteenth century, Christmas was prime season for ghost stories.

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Speaker 3: Think about it in the Northern Hemisphere.

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Speaker 5: Cold nights, long dark nights, yes, spluttering firelight, everyone gathered indoors.

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Speaker 3: It was a perfect time for like scary stories and often.

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01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 5: With moral warning and then a big bang on the

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01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 5: roof and footsteps and then someone comes down the chimney.

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Speaker 6: That's scary, Bring into my house, fat man.

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01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 5: Victorians kind of gave us a lot of the modern

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Speaker 5: Christmas traditions in one form or another that may have changed.

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Speaker 5: But they also believe that Christmas is a time where

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Speaker 5: the veil between worlds was thinner, and so like you know,

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01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 5: the ghosts and stuff could get through from the other

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Speaker 5: side easier. And in eighteen forty three Charles Dickens published

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Speaker 5: a Christmas Carol, Yes, which despite spirited the Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 5: wilfare All movie from a couple of years ago, which

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Speaker 5: was actually quite tolerable despite being full of songs.

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Speaker 3: It's a ghost story about death, regret.

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01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 5: And damnation, multiple spirits change, the hauntings and everything, and

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01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 5: the threat of a term of suffering.

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Speaker 6: I was lucky.

1376
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 7: I've watched the late great Ray Henwood to Christmas Carol.

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Speaker 7: It was dies Father, Dies Father on stage, phenomenal, great,

1378
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 7: but it's very ghostly.

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Speaker 5: So again, it stopped being scary because Christmas became more

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01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 5: child centered, commercialized, sanitized, and the church were kind of

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01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 5: pushing it towards you full Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for Jesus, and I'm sure full blown Jesus.

1383
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Speaker 5: I'm sure the retailers associatedation wanted something a bit better too. Yes,

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Speaker 5: you know, thinking about present sad leads us onto the

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Speaker 5: other part of this is that Santa used to be

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Speaker 5: primarily fair and punish based. Oh so the early European

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01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 5: folklore before you know he had a reprimand was that

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01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 5: the Four Bearers focused on punishment, abduction of bad children, violence,

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01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 5: and moral connection through physical violence. Yeah, but I would

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Speaker 5: say there would still be parents out there in Europearanvorn

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Speaker 5: who would use the threat of presents and Sam, Yeah, well,

1392
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Speaker 5: I think we should use the threat of Crampis. The

1393
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 5: half goat, half demon Central European, a little time crampist.

1394
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 5: He beat children with sticks, and the worst children, the

1395
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 5: worst percentage, drag straight to hell.

1396
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Speaker 3: Fitch. Oh wow, that sign of the crampers. You pull

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01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 3: up Crampis and I'll tell you about the He is

1398
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 3: so scary.

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Speaker 6: He's like a horned kind of devil creature.

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Speaker 3: Half great, half demon. Oh wow, Okay, big tongue. Yeah,

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01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 3: that's Crampis, big tongue.

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01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 6: Clocked.

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01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 5: And the of Germany, a companion of Saint Nicholas, was

1404
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 5: nate and he would he kind of did the opposite.

1405
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 5: So he carried a whip. He asked children prayers and

1406
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 5: if they failed, he'd punished them by equipping them.

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01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 9: Oh my god, so scared.

1408
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,919
Speaker 5: Balschnekel is dirty, wild and unpredictable. Rewarded the good kids

1409
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 5: hit physically hit the children that were naughty.

1410
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

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01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 5: Father Frost Froze disobedient children Jack Frost, Father Frost, Father Frost.

1412
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, next often to Jack. Yeah, yeah, father Frost as

1413
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 3: my father. It was my father's Jack. You can call

1414
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 3: me Jack.

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Speaker 5: So today's fact of the day is that Christmas wasn't

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01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 5: always you know, light, fluffy and and children friendly. It

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01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 5: used to be based a lot around ghosts and punishments.

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01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 4: Fact of the day, day day, day, day, Do do

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01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 4: Do Do Do Do Do Do.

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01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 2: Z in podcast needwork play z ins flesh Born and Haley.

1421
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 3: Maybe some Christmas music from you nicely.

1422
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 6: Plug my laptop for the year. So sorry I can't provide.

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01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's not it's not giving presents. Fag

1424
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 7: and the background of the King's Christmas missage.

1425
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 6: Another read it's been a difficult year.

1426
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, wes that whole Prince Andrew thing under the carpet.

1427
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 7: Yes, we don't talk about Prince Andrew, who no longer

1428
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 7: matters to the rule. Okay, we're doing Secret Santa. The

1429
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 7: rule was we're not going to do a greedy Santa.

1430
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Speaker 7: You draw your name out, you perk, that's your present, okay.

1431
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 5: And joining us in the studio to play Georgia and

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Speaker 5: the producer Girlies. So each person was tasked, as you say,

1433
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 5: with bringing in a reused gift Okay, I love this.

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01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 7: I love this. Okay, drawing our first name, Okay, how

1435
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:44,439
Speaker 7: have we got? Picking first, Hailey? I had a gift

1436
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 7: that was clearly wrapped by a woman, because.

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01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 3: Actually really well, yours Georgia.

1438
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, and if anyone wants to get as it would be.

1439
01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 4: A tesk man.

1440
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 6: A personal CD.

1441
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 4: That's cool.

1442
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 3: Why were you given a discument? And why you?

1443
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 6: To be honest, I actually don't know. I don't know

1444
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 6: why I was given it, but I didn't even open

1445
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 6: I was I'm going to use that.

1446
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 5: The best note about it is it's a it's of course,

1447
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,480
Speaker 5: the well known household electronics brand Laser.

1448
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Speaker 9: Shock.

1449
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, Santa. Okay, next name, drawing out

1450
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 6: next flitch.

1451
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 3: I want the big one. I want the big one

1452
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,759
Speaker 3: that's green.

1453
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 6: Then I raped myself.

1454
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, always ripping it right by right, great sound.

1455
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 3: It's in a box and a wine box.

1456
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 5: There was also that that box is reused from Nanny

1457
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 5: Go Winery. On my Les on the ground, Mimosa survived that. Okay,

1458
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 5: I've got a bucket of Crew Smith's cookie is it?

1459
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 5: I think we got for free earlier when the Christmas

1460
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 5: cookie guy came in.

1461
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be re used of.

1462
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 4: Something that's great.

1463
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 6: How many of those buckets did you already have yourself, Flitch.

1464
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 3: I have regifted also a lot of that up next, Georgia.

1465
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 6: The table Georgia is a wondering that Linda chocolates they're

1466
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 6: not that's for Brien Clint's team. Okay, I'm gonna like

1467
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 6: something that I might leave in the studio. We're going

1468
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 6: to know.

1469
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 3: Very rude. Can I say this story behind what you're

1470
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:48,560
Speaker 3: about to unripe? And I'll tell you this story? What

1471
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 3: is it, Georgia? What's it in the green sheep? Is

1472
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 3: that it's a green sheep?

1473
01:09:54,920 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 5: So who Lily from Big Flitch that on my day, Yeah,

1474
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,680
Speaker 5: when we went to blow up a company car that

1475
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,639
Speaker 5: we had and but just sponsor and literly got flinched

1476
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 5: that for his birthday.

1477
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 3: Gifting. It's not going to I can.

1478
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 16: See it.

1479
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 6: Out though it's dusty.

1480
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's always been in my hallway.

1481
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 6: I don't really dust You notice that display has been

1482
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:29,680
Speaker 6: it doesn't have it on display to all. Don't be

1483
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 6: ungrateful when to the present table, the big one?

1484
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect so far, I think my gift has been

1485
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 3: the best.

1486
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 6: Okay, this is I want to perfect that Carmen chosen.

1487
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 6: I drunk two balls of wine last night.

1488
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 3: Books.

1489
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 7: It could not be more perfect. It's all these books

1490
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 7: that I don't really want to read. One's about acting.

1491
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 7: It's like a dig one Covenant, which yeah.

1492
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, you cover, which should be into that. I have

1493
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 6: this one and it is also in a donation pile

1494
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,480
Speaker 6: at my house. Okay, we'll at that Decand.

1495
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 7: I did stumble into my garage after a cuply bots

1496
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 7: of wine.

1497
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Shannon's last.

1498
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 6: No worn last.

1499
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 3: Next you can't have your own reused gift. It's mince,

1500
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 3: isn't it. No, it's a chicken breast. Oh that's wonderful.

1501
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 6: It's the whole show, I promised. I wondered why there

1502
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 6: was one gift short on the table.

1503
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 10: So the mince was eighteen dollars and I knew you

1504
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:38,640
Speaker 10: wouldn't eat it.

1505
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 6: But it's from my diary and I just thought.

1506
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 3: Express supermarket. I don't know if one's going to eat that.

1507
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 3: Put it on the barbecue tonight, barbecue the hell out

1508
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 3: of it.

1509
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 7: Okay, last upon you picked the last ship in your

1510
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 7: last reuse Christmas presents?

1511
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 3: After Secret Santa? What have you got there.

1512
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 6: I'm feeling a T shirt.

1513
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,679
Speaker 9: It is a T shirt.

1514
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 10: Robbie Williams T shirt shirts from the Mission.

1515
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 3: I wonder who could have heard that way.

1516
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 6: That's crazy. It may or may not fit you. Just

1517
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 6: be grateful for your green shape. Don't have your eyes on.

1518
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 4: A T shirt.

1519
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 7: Thank you.

1520
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 3: You can't see that the green sheep will take up

1521
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 3: three quarters of your apartment.

1522
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, Merry Christmas, everybody, Mary Christmas.

1523
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:39,679
Speaker 2: Podcast Network, Hailey, silly little pole, silly.

1524
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

1525
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:51,640
Speaker 10: Silly, little silly, silly.

1526
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 5: Little silly, well silly little pol Today is did you

1527
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,719
Speaker 5: and your partner start out as friends? Friends before the lovers?

1528
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,920
Speaker 3: And then I just love you. I love being with

1529
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 3: you and hanging out all the time.

1530
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 6: Whoopsie dipsies four. Yeah, no, we now we have a

1531
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 6: nice time.

1532
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, big night out. There's a whole up and then

1533
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, maybe we can just do that, we

1534
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 3: do this.

1535
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 6: We could just be friends of benefits.

1536
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,639
Speaker 5: Sixty percent of people said no. That means forty percent

1537
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,759
Speaker 5: of people said yes. Okay, so sixty percent not starting

1538
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 5: out as friends, forty percent starting out as friends.

1539
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 3: Here are some here's some feedback.

1540
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 5: Tiss is hot and heavy from the start, but also friends,

1541
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 5: but not just friends right right confusing sounds like a chat.

1542
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds that someone's gonna like, what is this?

1543
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 11: What is this?

1544
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,320
Speaker 6: What are we?

1545
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 3: I don't want to put la on it.

1546
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 10: What are we?

1547
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 5: I met each other for the first time on the

1548
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,840
Speaker 5: day of moving into a flat with a couple of

1549
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:50,280
Speaker 5: mutual friends plus us Okay had never met or heard

1550
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 5: of them before that day. Became best buddies over time.

1551
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:54,640
Speaker 5: Nearly four years later, we're moving overseas together and have

1552
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 5: the most beautiful life together.

1553
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 7: He also wrote a book for me for my birthday.

1554
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:02,879
Speaker 7: I'm sorry he wrote a book for you for your birthday.

1555
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 6: Literally no one has ever written a book for me,

1556
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 6: and this is unfair.

1557
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 3: Would you find that cringe or what's it about you?

1558
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 3: You'd love it?

1559
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 7: Oh?

1560
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,599
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. That's a cringe? Is it cringeing?

1561
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 11: No?

1562
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 3: I love it?

1563
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:22,559
Speaker 7: Shalonces back. Non Shalance has done. I'm too cool, Alan.

1564
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 5: Said, starting at his work colleagues scrowed the crew. Now

1565
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 5: I've been We've been together twenty one years, married for

1566
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 5: ten and have three awesome kids. Yep, Shannon did leave

1567
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,559
Speaker 5: out some responses that were too rude for radio.

1568
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, they said, no, we weren't friends. We went straight too.

1569
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 5: Yeah that that straight to last stuff only on your birthdatuff. Yep,

1570
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 5: Megan said. He literally told me he didn't need any

1571
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,560
Speaker 5: more friends. Oh wow, all right, so that's it.

1572
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 6: I'm not here for friends.

1573
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 3: I'm not here for friends too. Friends.

1574
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 5: I want you, ah, Asia. We met online and weren't

1575
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 5: shopping for friends. At one point we decide to just

1576
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 5: be friends. But here we are eight years later, married

1577
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 5: with two kids.

1578
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 3: And a crippling mortgage. Is yeah, Marie.

1579
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,479
Speaker 5: We went to school together from intermediate and the same

1580
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,679
Speaker 5: group of friends ended up with the same first jobs

1581
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 5: at food town.

1582
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 3: Yes, with that old food town.

1583
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,040
Speaker 9: Oh wow.

1584
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 5: He went on an oe and we both had other relationships.

1585
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 5: He came home and we ended up flatting together. Now

1586
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 5: we're married with two kids. Oh love and cute, Natalie.

1587
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:29,680
Speaker 5: Most definitely a casual hook up. That's not friends, though,

1588
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 5: is it? That's casual hockup?

1589
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:33,760
Speaker 7: But then I guess you could be friends friends with

1590
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 7: benefit and then you decide, okay, this is married with kids. Yeah,

1591
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 7: our work colleagues, he interviewed me. Then we were friends

1592
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 7: through work work, friends and lovers.

1593
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 3: Oh love for us.

1594
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 5: I met on Tinder, very spicy text for four days

1595
01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 5: and they met for a date, took him home and

1596
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,800
Speaker 5: still together. See that's not no, that's that's that's no.

1597
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 5: That that's not friends friends classics. That's a straight dating

1598
01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:00,080
Speaker 5: app hookup. Yeah, I mean lovely, it's lovely, happy for

1599
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 5: your love. Disregret sorry, jury, disregard to regard that from

1600
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 5: destruct out in the record, from the record, not much

1601
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 5: time to build a friendship between him walking into my

1602
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 5: birthday party and never having met him before, and me

1603
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 5: deciding he was going to be my birthday present.

1604
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Jury's also strike the instructure. Someone's showing off? Yeah,

1605
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 3: aren't they showing off?

1606
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,360
Speaker 5: Both they both actually felt like they were showing off

1607
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 5: with love and first sight? Yeah, and please message him

1608
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 5: when we do a love at first sight yes.

1609
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 7: Which is then please don't brag and rub your love

1610
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 7: and first sight and the rest of our faces. So

1611
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 7: for silly little pole, today we said, did you and

1612
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 7: your partner start out as friends?

1613
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 3: Sixty percent of you said no. Oh, I'm busting for

1614
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 3: a weease. After that podcast, I'll tell.

1615
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 6: You you are allowed to listen to it.

1616
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 3: There's no rules on when we were allowed to listen

1617
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,479
Speaker 3: to it, just says here, I'm busting for a week.

1618
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 3: I read it. Okay, I read it.

1619
01:16:59,160 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 6: Give us a review.

1620
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 3: Play z ms, Fletchborne and Hailey