1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod, guys. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 3: I had a disaster that has now I feel. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 4: Like calling your thirties a disaster is a little premature. 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,240 Speaker 4: You're you're I mean, you're over halfway through. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 5: But I'm living my best life, very hard, live there. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 3: My best laugh. No, I had I ordered something. It 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 3: turned up. 10 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 5: It was a disaster that sparked an idea, and now 11 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 5: I have a great and now it's turned into a 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 5: great thing. 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 2: Like it's a real roller. 14 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: Coaster because you know, like in the in perspective, putting 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 1: it in perspective, it's probably really not a disaster. 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what you. 17 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 5: Say it's about a bath mat, fucking okay, because you know, 18 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 5: some people have lost their houses and I don't know, 19 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 5: and it earth quake. But my struggle is my struggle 20 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 5: and I own it and that's what and we're all struggling. 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 2: With it's all. Yeah, I'm sorry, didn't mean to, but 22 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 2: litle and. 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 5: Maybe the bath mat was the last, you know, the 24 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 5: final thing, and it's really it's compiled, Okay, now what 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 5: it is is you know, my parents are about to 26 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 5: move in with their the favorite daughter. 27 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 1: Yep, and I feel like favorite daughter is redundant because 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: you are the only daughter. 29 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 3: Year but it's not not true. 30 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 2: That's true. Ye, I'm almost reckon. You could swing for 31 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 2: the fences on favorite child. 32 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 3: I think they love us differently. 33 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: It's a different way of putting it. You don't have 34 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 2: a favorite child, you love them differently? 35 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure pop. 36 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: Out for having a favorite child. 37 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, you love them differently, like I love that one 38 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 4: heats and I love that one not much like if 39 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,559 Speaker 4: you're an only child like Carwen, and your mom said 40 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 4: I love you differently, like you'd be like, what the fuk? 41 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? 42 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she definitely loves me differently to the cats, 43 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 5: but she yes. 44 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 2: That's parents that love their kids more than their children. 45 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 3: Because you're her least favorite child and her favorite. It's 46 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: perfect them a dissappoint. 47 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 2: You're my least favorite and you're like, mom, i'm your own. 48 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 3: Well that also makes you my favorite sometimes. 49 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 2: That's actually quite funny. 50 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,919 Speaker 5: So my parents are moving in with their favorite daughter, 51 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 5: Hailey Sprow, and as part of prepping the house for 52 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 5: their arrival, I did all new. 53 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 3: Towels all bleached acid, you know, so all bleached out. 54 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 2: Didn't you find out what was bleaching? 55 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: Binge? 56 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 3: It was my acid minge. 57 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was the product that I use that 58 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 5: has a like a chemical in it on my butt pimples. 59 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 4: Related because of the Yeah that thing that Justin Bieber 60 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 4: promoted that I can never remember prove. 61 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: So why but why don't you wear that before or 62 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: why don't you shower before you bed then? 63 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 3: Or because my weekly show happens on Fridays the rest 64 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 3: of the days. Yeah, anyway, so all new towns. 65 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,119 Speaker 4: My wife, she's got the butt pimples in the first place, 66 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 4: this weekly shower, watching that dirty greasy ass. 67 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 5: So anyway, new sheets, no, no, new towels, and I 68 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 5: bought them and I ordered like all the same and 69 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 5: then I have to get a different color one, a 70 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 5: complimentary one. 71 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 3: For my dad, so he knows which towel is his 72 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 3: get confused, and then oh my. 73 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: God, that's a great idea. Yeah, so crazy diferent color towels. 74 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, Craig is his own color. 75 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 5: And then I was like, well now that now my 76 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 5: bath mat doesn't match, so buy a new bath mat. 77 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 5: This thing turns up and I would say it is 78 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 5: like two meters. 79 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 2: Long, well, like a table runner. It looks like a 80 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 2: Christmas I. 81 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 3: Wish I put it up. It's in the car so 82 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 3: like it's literally like one and a half meters long, 83 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 3: probably like it's so wide. And then I put it 84 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: in front of my shower, which is wide the shower. 85 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 3: But I was like, that looks stupid. 86 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 5: And then when you're hanging up on the bloody just 87 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 5: looks dumb. And I was like, man, I ordered these 88 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 5: towns months ago, so I've missed the return. They're just 89 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 5: been sitting in a box waiting. And then I was 90 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 5: like the lining hang. And then I was like, this 91 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 5: is not a loss. 92 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 2: This is a game double towels. 93 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 5: I'm dropping this off to a seam stress and I'm 94 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 5: turning it into two tower mats. Now I've got two 95 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 5: bath mats. 96 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 2: Are you always going to see where it's been come over? Yeah? 97 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 3: Because it's got a little edge, you know what I mean. 98 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 5: I'm so I'm part of my border. It has a 99 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 5: stitched border, thank you. 100 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 3: Around the perimeter. 101 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 2: Actually, we used to work in a radio session called 102 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 2: the Perimeter. To'm so sorry. That was our present radio session. 103 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, the perimeter on the perimeter, so yeah, I will, 104 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 3: but I'm I'm that's why I take it to a 105 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 3: seam stress and not doing it myself. But now I've 106 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 3: got two bath mans. 107 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 2: No, this is great having two bath mats. 108 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 3: I know, I only had one. I only bought one. Yeah, 109 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 3: oh my god, this is I'm literally. 110 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 1: How do you exist the longest bath mate in the world? 111 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 3: Did they know on the image online? I just looked 112 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 3: at it and I was like, love, the green goes 113 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 3: with the green in my bathroom, in the green that's 114 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 3: in the towels and Dad's green tower. Yeah, that's the one. 115 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 3: And it turns up it's just most the longest bath 116 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 3: mat I've ever seen in my life. It was so stupid, 117 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 3: but now it's not right in half. I'm getting a professional. 118 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: It's a great idea and the crisis now has turned 119 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: into a fortunate event. 120 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 5: So I will say, like, that's the bath mat, and 121 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 5: that's how I saw it online and they have called 122 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 5: it a bath runner, so. 123 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: Because it would go next to our bar. Oh that's 124 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: a good idea. 125 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 3: But you know what I mean, the color was right on, 126 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 3: so I saw it as bath and I went, yeah, 127 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: but it's truly. 128 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: Yeah right, she being a right for alf is put 129 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: it you could put it in my quantus points number 130 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: for that it. 131 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 3: Is, No, I didn't. 132 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, try to get more points. She as a 133 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 4: someone who travels transitancement, so regally would have a quantus club. 134 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 1: Anything with this point, you're a whof a point of points, 135 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: air points. 136 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 2: I go corny point vs. I'll go guitar point. Just 137 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 2: kind of points on all the points. 138 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: Points, true rewards, yeah you know those are linked to 139 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: my is it the everyday rewards? 140 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 2: That's my ear points? 141 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 3: Oh god, the ear points. Anyways, all the points. But 142 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 3: the point of this podcast is to let you know 143 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 3: that I started with one long bath runner, and now 144 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:24,479 Speaker 3: I have two perfect shower Mans.