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Speaker 1: Flesh and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas

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Speaker 1: Cocktail Special, the Live Show and Big Potters back in

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Speaker 1: just a few days Monday, the nineteenth of January.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to christ Church, shall we We've just been

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Speaker 2: to christ Church. We're going to Auckland. That's better, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Not? Not no, not an agreement. I think we're on

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Speaker 3: our last cocktail and I would soay. I'm proud of us.

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Speaker 3: We've done well. Moderation no no, no, no no no,

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Speaker 3: what are we doing? I don't know one leading somewhere

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Speaker 3: that's going well and.

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Speaker 1: You've given him one of your strong expis off track,

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Speaker 1: No no, not.

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Speaker 3: Caitlin lives in Auckland as his key, old yolder.

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Speaker 2: Speach one and Haley and the producer Girlies. I want

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Speaker 2: to get a big ill shout out to my brother James,

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Speaker 2: who's just meant to take off his second year calling

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Speaker 2: Edinburgh home.

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Speaker 3: Very Scottish themed. These are Christy cocktail.

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Speaker 2: I would say no nation has been represented as strongly

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Speaker 2: as Scotland. I've been apart from.

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Speaker 3: And we're the fuck of South Africa because we're all

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Speaker 3: When we're on the Live show, we get a lot

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Speaker 3: of calls from our motherland.

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Speaker 2: We do. Yeah, I know that that South African New Zealanders, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, I know, but I mean luck. You know people

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Speaker 3: from where I come from, a hawk where a.

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Speaker 4: Hawk hawk from the heart, O hot from the from Janice.

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Speaker 3: I'm not at you. I'm just saying I'm miss Jannsburg.

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Speaker 2: Mister Gates. Ah.

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Speaker 3: For me, it's it's the animals, you know, laughed, just

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Speaker 3: living so close to Seminy.

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Speaker 2: You have your big year for James. There has been

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Speaker 2: overseas riding camels and Morocco to seeing the Icelandic gazers.

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Speaker 3: Gazers, the Icelandic gazers.

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Speaker 2: Guyss real fart in the old brain there.

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Speaker 3: Like Brazier.

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Speaker 1: Is getting on the mind.

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Speaker 3: Ye. Yeah, it's like a backyard fire and wait, persons

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Speaker 3: hold on to God.

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Speaker 2: Damn. Kaitlin seeds to see the Icelandic guys as before

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Speaker 2: they've all melted. She's still my glaciers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she has just fuck that up.

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Speaker 2: Mounted squirts hot water.

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Speaker 3: You fucked that up, Kylein, really fucked it up.

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Speaker 1: But maybe that's why because they're so hot, they're melting

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Speaker 1: the glaciers.

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Speaker 2: The guys. Isn't the Glaziers.

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Speaker 3: I loved.

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Speaker 2: Rico and Glacier.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite artists of the elite Towisands was

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Speaker 3: Enrique in Glaciers.

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Speaker 2: Glaciers. Yeah, God, yeah that.

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Speaker 5: Can be meal, guys, a baby, let me just be serious.

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Speaker 2: Also, James has been herning cust the tarts and Portugal

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Speaker 2: and chasing after stray cats and Bulgarycu Europe. Twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Hope you enjoy your second magical winter Christmas and channel

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Speaker 2: you're inner fletche walking down Queen Street when the Christmas

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Speaker 2: market to get too credited with selly tourists and you

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Speaker 2: just need to get on, getting on, keep slaying at

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Speaker 2: rugby and teaching the Scots the right names for things.

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Speaker 2: They're called mouthguards, not gum shield.

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Speaker 1: Gum shield, gum shield, the slap in the.

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Speaker 3: Gum shield, goom shield.

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Speaker 2: Don't they be gone on the field of that your

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Speaker 2: gum ship.

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Speaker 3: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: And they call headgear scrum caps. I don't mind that.

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Speaker 5: I don't mind that, but bomb shield.

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Speaker 3: Also just a moment though for a Scottish rugby player.

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Speaker 2: Most of all, we have twenty twenty Sexes Field with

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Speaker 2: so many more adventures than New countries ticked off the

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Speaker 2: bucket list. Love Sophie and George. What that center's from

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Speaker 2: Caitlin And then now that's claiming the names of Sophie

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Speaker 2: and George. Look, we have had a formating. We had

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Speaker 2: a clerical era here had a formatting.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's just pick a pass, Yeah, spending a

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Speaker 4: week in Sydney, shopping and swimming in northern Northern Beaches, Rancarnocean,

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Speaker 4: a goose rein cornulsh a goose because it'd be cool

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Speaker 4: enough to ga zero fox and honkship when necessary.

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Speaker 3: Cute.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So to whoever that was.

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Speaker 3: To, I just think we say to hom it making soon,

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Speaker 3: move on.

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Speaker 2: To her it making soon. Merry Christmas to the whole

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Speaker 2: f eh family.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of my daily targan tagan, tiar gin

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Speaker 1: and Auckland taken taken.

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Speaker 3: It's tea again, all right, get it right.

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Speaker 2: I moved back to New Zealand this year and missed

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Speaker 2: my best in line is so much. We both listened

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Speaker 2: to you and as a fun way say connected even

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Speaker 2: though she listens a week behind, because she doesn't want

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Speaker 2: to run out of your lips. She's leaving herself a buffer.

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Speaker 3: Because if you want to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can indulge a girl.

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Speaker 2: I was catching up with a friend and absolutely put

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Speaker 2: my foot in it. This is the juiciest moment of

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Speaker 2: the year. So she was telling me how she had

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Speaker 2: a summer fling with an older guy, to which I said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but everyone new date is an older man. Come on,

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Speaker 2: then tell me his age. She just she just had

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Speaker 2: her hand over her mouth and was like, no, take

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Speaker 2: this one is old. I said, yeah, but how old?

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Speaker 2: Like ready to roll into the grave. She laughed and said,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to his funeral on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was all like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I've really put my foot in out. But we both laughed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: She fucked him to death. She fucked man to death.

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Speaker 3: This is when I talked about many episodes ago, is

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Speaker 3: that I missed the sugar baby thing because I'm thirty

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Speaker 3: six now and this is the kind of man that

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Speaker 3: I would.

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Speaker 1: Help to be a black widow. That's your new thing,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, but.

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Speaker 3: I'm mostly parkire No, it's not that. Sorry, Okay, we're oh,

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Speaker 3: I said, right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you predominantly moved to Florida and you find like

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Speaker 1: wretch's fuck old men, and you do sh heart conditions.

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Speaker 1: You feed them up with like fried chicken like treats.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely and then yeah and then oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, and then they die. But you're already in their

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Speaker 1: will and so yeah, shout so you can come back

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Speaker 1: and then fuck someone.

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Speaker 3: This is a great future plan for me.

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Speaker 2: After she basically we said that she sucked us go

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Speaker 2: to death, I really put my foot. We both couldn't

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Speaker 2: stop laughing. She has a pretty dark sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, she's the first listen that we've had that fucked

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Speaker 1: someone to dead. I believe some in all of our years.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 2: If you have someone to do or take nine sex

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Speaker 3: We should do the impossible. Have you fucked someone to dead?

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Speaker 2: Okay? To top it off, his son also saw her

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Speaker 2: nerds on his dad's phone.

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Speaker 1: He's like, well, I know dad's four digit pan, I beitter.

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Speaker 1: Just go through his phone and just maybe there'll be

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Speaker 1: some lovely photos. I can remember how. And then he

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Speaker 1: saw your numbers.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: Now we need to know there was a hand over

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Speaker 3: mouth old so that we're like we're seventy plus thirty sex.

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Speaker 3: Excuse forty excuse you like old old, like old old.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we need to please message and so along with

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Speaker 1: what did we some to message outs before they're so

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Speaker 1: well looked at. You were the first podcast of the

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Speaker 1: year with the body soap and how odd was this

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Speaker 1: person Tigan's friend? So Tagan, please message us on our

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Speaker 1: Instagram and we'll have that ready for the new Year'll

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Speaker 1: be great, yep, great if she could.

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Speaker 3: See it as a compliment. It's just like someone to death.

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Speaker 2: So I want to do you what a way to go?

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Speaker 2: Because some are playing, Yeah, where is she going to

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Speaker 2: his funeral?

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be one hell of an old that.

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Speaker 2: Is that a bit of a I reckon you fucked him,

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Speaker 2: fucked him to death and she's going to go And.

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Speaker 3: How did you do that? I did see that he

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Speaker 3: did Jesus, Jesus.

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Speaker 2: If I could be reincarnated, there's anything to just be

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Speaker 2: a pet if someone really famous, I'm just nosy. I

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Speaker 2: just want to see what they live like behind closed the doors.

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Speaker 2: Hannah's and Amsterdam, she said, hey, team, long time. That's

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Speaker 2: the first time riter. I wonder if Hannah about to

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Speaker 2: find out Hannah, can you living in the Netherlands? And

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Speaker 2: I'm the h from the Hats Group.

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Speaker 3: Huh maybe Hannah, Anna, Tessa and sire right.

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Speaker 2: We've been listening to Flinch and one since I was

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Speaker 2: in high school, which is just last two years ago.

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Speaker 2: We're not that well, we know it's crazy how I

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Speaker 2: am now fifty seven?

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Speaker 1: Joke.

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Speaker 2: I listened to the podcast every morning and share lowls

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Speaker 2: from the pold with the Hats Group. We're truly laughing

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Speaker 2: at later as genuine friends kpi API. Although twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: five has been a pretty shitty personal year for some,

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Speaker 2: the continent has been outstanding and never more relatable. Love

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Speaker 2: might be dead, or we might check a fat you

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Speaker 2: chuck a fat you keep up the good work, and

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Speaker 2: he is hoping twenty twenty six has better for all

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Speaker 2: a highlight of the year and a personal recession. So

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Speaker 2: there's been minimal highlights. Juicy this moment of the year

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Speaker 2: going to October Fest with work colleagues and reincarnation of choice.

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Speaker 2: Pretty be herm in the German Ye, lovely love see

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Speaker 2: so bold as to request that, so do we have

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Speaker 2: one more? We've got one more podcast before we're back.

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Speaker 1: Lovely will join us next time when we go to Ireland,

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Speaker 1: Quetstow and Melbourne, New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: New Zealand