WEBVTT - "Walk Together"

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<v Speaker 1>Live for the Export Bier Garden Studio and brought to

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<v Speaker 1>the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twenty seventh of you.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you by Export Vulture.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the studio, Lane, Oh, great to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on the road. Got a bit of feedback that

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<v Speaker 1>I sounded like death reheaded yesterday. Much better this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Not much better this morning. A little bit more pep

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<v Speaker 1>in your stick. But got a bit about me. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel okay, Yeah I do. I sound allful. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>talking to missus on the phone before. I've not seen

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time. Jessid you sound crook?

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like that you've got the Colombian flu.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a bit of bender flu. We were down there

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<v Speaker 1>in Wellington for the dB conference. Yep, I've converted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they've converted me. Me and Joe sat in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of that conference and.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well they're thirsty for better, and that I think

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<v Speaker 3>is more our slogan.

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<v Speaker 1>I really reminated with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so did I thirsty for better? I'm always thirsty

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<v Speaker 3>for better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And the thing is how I stay thirsty for

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<v Speaker 1>better as by being real shit and then there's always

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity to be better. And I think that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>an efficiency that I found that I really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>share with other people at the At the conference.

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<v Speaker 3>I could I mean you and I mean I had

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<v Speaker 3>DMC it. You guys were in the back and I

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<v Speaker 3>could almost hear you going preach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were.

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<v Speaker 3>And then also I could hear you opening cans.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, it was loud when you go up in the can.

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<v Speaker 1>At the back of that thing. We were sort of

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<v Speaker 1>it was a weird situation because we didn't work for

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<v Speaker 1>the company, so there's obviously you know, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you're part of it, though, Oh I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>part of it definitely, but I don't report to anyone there,

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<v Speaker 1>and so there's like always a power dynamic at these things.

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<v Speaker 1>We were outside of it. We were sort of like Switzerland,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we were cracking beers and people were turning

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<v Speaker 1>around looking at us. We're like, oh, I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this was a dB conference down the back there,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I've been brainwashed entirely in Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. They're nowhere near as punishing as I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be ah, No, it was. It was short, sharp and

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<v Speaker 3>then off to the pub which I think trade visits, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>trade visits, but I thought that was that was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Everon did a pretty good job down there. Wellington was

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<v Speaker 3>above Shed twenty two there in the teatro room and

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<v Speaker 3>just to you know, give you a peek behind the curtain,

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<v Speaker 3>I m seed it and Nate from the local EWI

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<v Speaker 3>was supposed to do the katakia at his start, and

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<v Speaker 3>he had a fifteen minute slot for the kadokia because

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<v Speaker 3>he was going to give a background of you know the.

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<v Speaker 1>Local ewe, Yeah, where we are, the history of the place.

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<v Speaker 3>And he got he got called away the last minute,

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<v Speaker 3>so he was running late, dangerously dangerously late. Anyway, it

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<v Speaker 3>got quite close to the lunch break and the chicken

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't been cooked yet, and I get a word. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>kind of backstage and they're like, hey, since then kadokya

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<v Speaker 3>didn't happen, where like the chicken's gonna be ready for

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<v Speaker 3>the fifteen minutes. You reckon you could go out there

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<v Speaker 3>and paired for fifteen I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there, filibusters.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went out and I told a couple of stories,

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<v Speaker 3>just out of the blue, like totally out of context,

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<v Speaker 3>like great presentations, presentations, you know. It was visions and

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<v Speaker 3>then me coming out before lunch and filibusting with a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of what Brian Waddle stories, Lee Hart stories, and

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<v Speaker 3>then they.

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<v Speaker 1>Were well received, but I could tell that there was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of what's this going on? About what's

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<v Speaker 1>his end goal?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I told two stories, and then I was

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<v Speaker 3>moving into the fin and I was like, it's only

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<v Speaker 3>going to get bluer and bluer these stories. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I looked over to my left and thank co Christ,

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the guy run the sound disk just giving

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<v Speaker 3>me the just like pointing to Nate, and I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>thank Christ, Now we're going to have a We cut a.

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<v Speaker 1>Care before before lunch, I had the same thought process

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<v Speaker 1>because the first story was about how you flew or

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<v Speaker 1>you flew the helicopter into the cake. Then just to

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<v Speaker 1>piss off Brian Waddle, second story was about how you

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<v Speaker 1>got kicked out of the work cup for Lee stealing

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<v Speaker 1>the trolley stealing. I was like, the third story is

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<v Speaker 1>going to get real blue. This is going to go sideways.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be really harmful for all brands involved, and

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<v Speaker 1>the start a line.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Martiniki and luckily Nate was there to rescue meekers porn.

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<v Speaker 1>He did a good job too, because you were You said,

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<v Speaker 1>I will sweep now it's time for lunch, and then

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden like naa, Nate's here now, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to do the kind of care And poor

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<v Speaker 1>dude had to get up there knowing full well everyone

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<v Speaker 1>in the room steering daggers at him like you're standing

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<v Speaker 1>between us and lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>I really know he was standing between them and getting

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<v Speaker 3>someone alla poisoning from noting to check it properly. So

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<v Speaker 3>he did everyone a good service.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was. We were unlucky that we didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to go on any of the trade visits. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we might have dodged a bullet there. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>did too.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking at some footage of previous conferences.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks hectic, Yeah, it does, look heck it. We flew

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<v Speaker 1>back to Auckland. Noel Black's on this flight, or even

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<v Speaker 1>if they were, aldn't seen them because I slept the

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<v Speaker 1>whole way through touchdown, Uber straight into the studio and

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<v Speaker 1>we commentated Stade Origin, which was an absolute blowout. It

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<v Speaker 1>was full noise the Hodak. Your team was still going

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<v Speaker 1>at the pub from the Dan Lou. Yeah, when we

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<v Speaker 1>got there, I was within five minutes of me walking

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<v Speaker 1>into that pub, two glasses of wine had been smashed

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor. I was, what have you guys been

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<v Speaker 1>doing back here? This is outrageous.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a state of O. Yes, ninety thousand people

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<v Speaker 3>at the MCG. It looked incredible to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unreal.

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<v Speaker 3>And that is that's AFL country hard.

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<v Speaker 1>You can still see the markings on the field. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 3>That shows the strength of NRL at the moment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and the fact that a city that's by no stretching

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<v Speaker 3>imagination in a league town. No, it's ninety thousand people there, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's to Eden Parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yeah, it was ridiculous. It looked like an old

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<v Speaker 1>school like Roman Colisseum type situation. And it was a

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<v Speaker 1>suspicious amount of people there because it was ninety thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and like eight or something. So I suspect that ninety

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<v Speaker 1>thousand is the threshold for some sort of international event.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and they've put that up there to show

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<v Speaker 1>how we can actually hold ninety thousand, because like last

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<v Speaker 1>year when they said that the Warriors weren't going to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to host home playoff games because the capacity

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<v Speaker 1>was under twenty five thousand. Sure enough, next week, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand three people in the building, we'll be having

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<v Speaker 1>our playoffs.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think they might have been a bit of that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it did look incredible and by all accounts that

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne's sort of sporting precinct, there's excellent. I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>there about.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's next level you've got because you've got the

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<v Speaker 3>Tennis Center, you've got the MCG Yeah, all of mone area,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think you can even just about walk to

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<v Speaker 3>what a marvel needy head now. One under the roof, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I've got a stadium that's got a roof

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<v Speaker 3>on it that.

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<v Speaker 1>They hardly use. Yeah, I watched it. I watched a.

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<v Speaker 3>One dayer under the roof there really.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was Australia versus the World eleven and.

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<v Speaker 1>They shut the roof. Yeah, yeah, awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, that's very cool. We need to get over there,

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<v Speaker 1>need do one of our track.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>working on doing the best of Australia. So in my

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<v Speaker 3>mind we go to Bathist Yeah, we go to the

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<v Speaker 3>Formula One, we go to the Lions versus Yanzac fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>and we go to NRL Grand Final and then the

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<v Speaker 3>Ashes five of the best Australian sporting events.

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<v Speaker 1>The best Australia has to offer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, anyway, that's that's I'm working on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Lu Camel Races. I'd love to do that. And the

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<v Speaker 1>Euros are going on at the moment as well. I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is not something that we follow very closely,

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<v Speaker 1>and we do need to get someone and I think

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Jason Pye on the Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, get him on Monday to Tuesday, because we'll getting

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<v Speaker 3>into the pointing we are getting.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand a massive upset pulled off by Georgia

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<v Speaker 1>who beat Portugal two nil and advanced to the last

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<v Speaker 1>sixtent So that's Portugal out now.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's yeah, that's that Christiano Ronaldo I.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw it, has got the most goals and the most

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<v Speaker 1>assists in euro history. Yeah, this is you'd be doing

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<v Speaker 1>well to beat him because I feel like he was

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<v Speaker 1>playing at like seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's his last Euro as though. Yeah, so a

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<v Speaker 3>shame he's gone, but good for an Eastern European country

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<v Speaker 3>like Georgia, just to kind of bring back them arale again.

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<v Speaker 3>Copyed a lot over there. Got a bit on yeah

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<v Speaker 3>going on around there, got a bit on yeh.

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<v Speaker 1>A few sort of proxy war situations going on. That

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<v Speaker 1>guy who tried to lead a revolt against Putin, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he got given a site granted asylum in Georgia.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then all of a sudden this playing fell

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<v Speaker 3>out of the sky like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, sweet man, hey, look all's forgiven. Fly back to Georgia. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give you a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's unlike Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>Acus.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they're big poison guys, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>They are poison guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, not so much plane crash guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing a lot of research into dictators lately.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a real dictator, but easy dictator of choice,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have to say. Inverhoja, oh yeah, took ministan

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah. He's quite a bizarre character. He built turrets.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole country is just covered in these weird little

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<v Speaker 1>turrets from when he thought they were going to get invaded,

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<v Speaker 1>and so every like farm, everything had a turret so

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<v Speaker 1>the local farmer could just hop in there and start

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<v Speaker 1>shooting dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh like sniper tarret Yeah, but yeah, but they look

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<v Speaker 3>more like phone births.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the more bizarre things. He was a poisoner.

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<v Speaker 1>They've all got their way of killing their.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because mcgaby was a more of a car crash mcgabi.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a car crash guy. Yeah. Then I listened to

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<v Speaker 1>an interview with a journalist who lived over there in

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<v Speaker 1>Zimbabwe Rhodesia. He said, in the three years that he

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<v Speaker 1>started covering the election cycles over there, he got his

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<v Speaker 1>car got written off three times, and it's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are the odds of that? So guys would be running

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<v Speaker 1>against him for an election and then all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden get cleaned up by a concrete truck on the model.

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<v Speaker 1>So a little kamakazi action, the Mugabakazi. Yeah, put a poisoner. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a poisoner of note.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh always he's quite tight with turk minister. And then

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<v Speaker 3>if they're both on the poison yeah, oh it's poison trained.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not a it's not uncommon for the poisoners.

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<v Speaker 1>Saddam was just an old school he will disappear you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just shoot him. Saddam is Sam would just be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you've gone missing now just for saying something in your

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<v Speaker 1>own But anyway, I digress. Evidently these kinds of things

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<v Speaker 1>can produce great sporting results, as we've seen Afghanistan going

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<v Speaker 1>great guns at the moment, Georgia now going great guns

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<v Speaker 1>in the Euros as well. Let's take a quick break

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<v Speaker 1>here at the end of this podcast. We have so

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<v Speaker 1>many yours pleases to get through, so forgive us for

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<v Speaker 1>whipping through the sports at the top of this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to those. Let's take quick break.

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<v Speaker 1>We're go right back the All Blacks lane. They have

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<v Speaker 1>assembled their team after the thirty two players that raise

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<v Speaker 1>it named in christ Church. On Monday night. Forty players

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<v Speaker 1>were presented at the squad assembly in Lower Hut, including

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Kaine, the injured former skipper, yep, Will Jordan, David

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<v Speaker 1>HARVILLI was there, George Bauer, Rubin Love, Peter Lukeye, Yeah, nice,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Lord and Sam Derry. We're all in the squad

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<v Speaker 1>assembled there in Lower Hut. Just they get around, don't they,

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<v Speaker 1>the All Blacks?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what they're doing their training camp? I presume so,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they're gonna go back down to it seems

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<v Speaker 1>a bit weird, isn't it jumping around a bit?

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<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't you just go to Duneda and get ready

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<v Speaker 3>down their.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have thought so. Surely they'll be down

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<v Speaker 1>there very shortly. But the other thing that Razer revealed,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is something that he's done with the Crusaders

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<v Speaker 1>for years, is he's come up with a theme for

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<v Speaker 1>the season, and he does that for the Super Rugby seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>And I actually think last year's one was the last

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<v Speaker 1>dance was there was there theme?

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<v Speaker 3>Which makes more sense than Michael Jordan's last dance because

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<v Speaker 3>Razor obviously danced, does dance.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was quite literally, we're gonna my last dance.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably why he actually shot himself on the foot a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit there, Razor by doing that, because I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably what prompted Richie Manga to dance when they

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<v Speaker 1>won the year, and he really overshadowed when he flopped

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<v Speaker 1>out his He flopped out one of the great great worms.

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<v Speaker 1>The theme this year for the All Blacks is walk Together.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Walk together?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's I prefer run sprint, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>or smashed together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, because for South Africa, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>they're big on themes, but Razzie Rasmus has seemed one

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<v Speaker 1>of his themes was fuck them up. You must you

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<v Speaker 1>must suck them up. Very South African to tell someone

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<v Speaker 1>they must do something, not.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you should, you should go must you must them

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<v Speaker 3>I must have fucked them up.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've gone from we must suck them up to

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<v Speaker 1>walk together, which is a little bit passive to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it seems a little something's in a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>more uh hectic, would be good for me. Something a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more full noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, terrifying. Yeah, like I mean as mcgirl as

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<v Speaker 1>it was when Eddie Jones was cutting kiwi fruit in

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<v Speaker 1>half of samurai swords at the Japan World Cup. Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's motivated. It's good and I get it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>walk together. I don't know. Maybe I've heard of this

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<v Speaker 1>quite common thing in Super rugby for teams to come

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<v Speaker 1>up with a theme. Do we the a SEC need

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with themes for the season?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thirsty for better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thirsty for the status quo. Maybe we need to

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<v Speaker 1>do it whenever we have a sporting event, So when

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympics start, Yeah, okay, ye have a theme.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we are going to we are going to cover

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<v Speaker 3>the Olympics. We've got Olympic specials each day, which I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking forward to because I don't actually know anything about

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<v Speaker 3>the Olympics coming up and who's who's up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I A lot of people have been asking us

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<v Speaker 1>if we're going to commentate the Olympics, and obviously they

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<v Speaker 1>haven't thought about the logistics of it. That's our job.

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<v Speaker 1>Logistics of commentating the Olympics just a shit show because.

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<v Speaker 3>The timings are terrible. What events do we do it's overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we do Tom Walsh's shot put heats at one

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning? Are people going to get up

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<v Speaker 1>and watch that? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the timings are all the evening hero events like

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<v Speaker 3>the two hundred final, the one hundred final. Track and

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<v Speaker 3>field is actually in breakfast. It's like seven till nine

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning. But all the stuff we've got at

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<v Speaker 3>like sitting down, going backwards, and they're all on during

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<v Speaker 3>the day, so you know, you kayak and you're rowing

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<v Speaker 3>all that kind of carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>It is happening during the day. I don't know, it's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we'll just basically we'll summarize each night's action

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<v Speaker 3>during the day so you don't have to stay up

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<v Speaker 3>all night. Yeah, give you some army with some water

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<v Speaker 3>cooler chat. But on the all Blacks, don't forget where

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<v Speaker 3>are going to be at the Kensington in Dunedin. We're

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<v Speaker 3>actually going to be there Friday and Saturday night. But

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<v Speaker 3>the big one is the pregame from midday on the

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday of game day. We've got the Export Express there,

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<v Speaker 3>so we've got a coach that's going to go back

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<v Speaker 3>and forward to the stadium. We've got two for one

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<v Speaker 3>deals and we've got live music. And on Monday we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to a big announcement of who's going to be driving

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<v Speaker 3>that bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh let's just say we've hired.

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<v Speaker 3>It from Richie's. Okay, who's going to be driving that bus?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll leave that. We'll reveal that next week.

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<v Speaker 1>So'll all on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah absolutely, And also don't get Postman's lead. Is our

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<v Speaker 3>venue for the pre game for Auckland out there in Glenfield.

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<v Speaker 3>First turn of people. They also get on the Export

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<v Speaker 3>Express to Eating Park directly to Eat and Park again,

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<v Speaker 3>live music there as well, drink specials.

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<v Speaker 1>So announcement on the bus driver for that on. It

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<v Speaker 1>will just be whoever they've got just to be the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that actually usually drives pretty much, but we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We are trying to tee up a special one for

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking forward to both of these. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually quite excited about this All Blacks team. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I wasn't going to give a shit because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the World Cups over blah blah blah. But then they

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<v Speaker 1>named the team and I was like, oh, how's this

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<v Speaker 1>going to play that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I like the fact that I know that

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<v Speaker 3>they tried to suck the life out of the announcement,

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<v Speaker 3>but the fact that when Razor went off the cuff,

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<v Speaker 3>he was quite funny. He was talking about Jason Rohan's

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<v Speaker 3>got a massive white on for for the t t

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<v Speaker 3>you know, just that kind of stuff. He's got a

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<v Speaker 3>huge crash on him. They just went totally off script.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, Yes, that's what we need more of.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, Maths, Yeah, why did you bring up

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<v Speaker 3>he's got he's got a huge white on for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he loves him. He's enormous toy. You mentioned the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan Fox is waiting on his Olympic call up. This is.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe. So when did the Olympics start in

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<v Speaker 1>like a month into July? Yeah, I can't believe how

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<v Speaker 1>late a lot of these because we're talking about all

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<v Speaker 1>these stories about people qualifying. It's like in six weeks

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<v Speaker 1>you'd want to know because we heard that. There was

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<v Speaker 1>the story of the person who qualified in the swimming race,

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<v Speaker 1>celebrated by slapping the water, dislocated his shoulder. So now

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<v Speaker 1>he's got six weeks to come right before he can

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<v Speaker 1>swim again. There's a woman who got stuck in the

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<v Speaker 1>portaloo the other day. Yeah, and she had to qualify

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<v Speaker 1>as well. It's like, God, they leave this stuff late.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't you want to be qualified like six months ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But they have qualifying events all the way up

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<v Speaker 3>till till now though, So you've got yeah, so you

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<v Speaker 3>can try and time you run.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I suppose, like how far out do you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan Fox must know he's ours golfer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is the thing. They interviewed him because he

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<v Speaker 1>is going back to the European Tour. Yep, he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to do a few more of those. This was the

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<v Speaker 1>first year that he had his PGA card and so

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing as many competitions as he could. I just

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed like he struggled a little bit, not only

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<v Speaker 1>on the course, but just with like the whole lifestyle

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<v Speaker 1>change of having to go over there do those games. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those tournaments. He's got the Open, he's going to play

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<v Speaker 1>the BMW International in Germany, the Scottish Open, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the plan is to hang around for Paris. He said

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<v Speaker 1>he's still waiting on selection confirmation. But from my side

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<v Speaker 1>of things, I've qualified, so hopefully the n z OC

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<v Speaker 1>select me. I don't know how that process works, but

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully I find out about that pretty soon. Surely that pick, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who else they would pick if not him?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't. Maybe who's the guy who's cleaning up

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<v Speaker 3>in the Masters, in the Senior PGA Elka, Steve Alker?

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<v Speaker 1>You picked? Still? Yeah, Steve, Steve Alker is balling out

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<v Speaker 1>at he's made a lot of money. Yeah, but surely,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's already saying he's going to hang around

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<v Speaker 1>in Paris, so he knows.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a budget thing about who they select? Because

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<v Speaker 3>you remember Zoey Hobbs, he ever got selected for the

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<v Speaker 3>last Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>That one was the biggest crockisher. Yeah, because she was

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<v Speaker 1>fast enough she qualified. Yeah, and then they were happy

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<v Speaker 1>enough to use her for all the promotional images when

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<v Speaker 1>they launched the new Olympic track and field outfits that

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<v Speaker 1>paraded Zoe Hobbs around. But then when it was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not going, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't reckon you're gonna win?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was out the excuse. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>who makes these decisions. Should it be democratic, should we

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<v Speaker 1>be able to vote? Yeah, if you're fast enough, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>just go totally. We'll have a whip around the country,

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<v Speaker 1>will have a whip around and send you ye. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's just academic. Whether he goes or not,

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<v Speaker 1>surely he's going to be going. Olie Robinson he plays

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<v Speaker 1>for England. Actually he does remember the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>county club he plays for. Was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it the county championship anyway, So we talked about Leicestershire.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about the record yesterday, didn't we We did,

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<v Speaker 3>and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was thirty eight. Someone gave away thirty eight runs in

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<v Speaker 1>and over and they've been outdone. Just two days later,

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<v Speaker 1>Oli Robinson has given away forty three and one over

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<v Speaker 1>to Louis Kimber. Here's how it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>First ball six, say, first ball Robinson to Kinder.

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<v Speaker 1>Six, massive six. Second ball is already in his head.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a no ball, and it's another six, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's a free hit. Then it's a free hit which

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<v Speaker 1>is a four yep, followed up by a six, a four,

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<v Speaker 1>another six inordantly off, another no ball and what does

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<v Speaker 1>he do with that free hit?

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<v Speaker 3>Four?

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<v Speaker 1>And then another six of another no ball. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>got one left and he scored a single. So it

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<v Speaker 1>could have been worse. It could have been so much worse.

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<v Speaker 1>This could have been forty nine runs off and over.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought thirty eight was ridiculous. You always sort of

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<v Speaker 1>thing in you hear thirty six is about as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you could do. No, it can get so much worse.

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<v Speaker 1>This as good.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, this is good for our commentary because every time

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<v Speaker 3>there's that, we're down to the final over and New

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<v Speaker 3>Zealand need forty two to win.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gay seven before Kember did it just forty

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours ago. How in your own head do you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be to bowl?

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<v Speaker 3>But also Olie Robinson, he's an international cricketer. Yes, as

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<v Speaker 3>an as good. That's a in a journeyman. No, this

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<v Speaker 3>is Oli Robinson who cleaned us up. Yeah, last time

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<v Speaker 3>we went to England.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's ridden some stats. He's got seventy old wickets

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<v Speaker 1>and an economy of two point seventy five and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>How calls that record though? For Louis Kimber, Oh that's

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<v Speaker 3>one of the balling records that.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys on the wall for sure. Just the three six

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<v Speaker 1>is off no balls. Just I can't imagine how in

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<v Speaker 1>his own head he must have been during that over God,

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to get out of the wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>They would have been full buggins too. I don't thin

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<v Speaker 3>they would have been. He wouldn't have overstepped. The would

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<v Speaker 3>be a but waist tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's just baseball better than forty three?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the upper little? I mean, obviously he could

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<v Speaker 1>bowl no balls so the cows come home.

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<v Speaker 3>So it could have been what could have been even

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<v Speaker 3>hit my last one for six, it would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Another five, So forty eight. If he had hit another

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<v Speaker 1>six off that, I is fifty doable.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, if someone's got the yeps hard, then yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All he would have had to do was turn a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of those fours into six yes, and then had

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<v Speaker 1>another one off that last ball. That would have been fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's but that's one, two, three, four, five six

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<v Speaker 3>here and a nine sixes in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is what fifty four? Yeah, I think fifty is

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<v Speaker 1>on the cards. I don't know what the hell's happening

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<v Speaker 1>over there in County Cricket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. Was it a one day or

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<v Speaker 3>was it just a were they just going for it total?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't like it was a one day by look

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<v Speaker 3>at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Picture image they have supplied these and whites, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if that's from that game. But anyway, fifty

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<v Speaker 1>fifty Oregon. I wanted to launch the journey in to fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>I want someone had just tee it up in a

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<v Speaker 1>meaningless game. It did Rubber, So ione just tee it

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<v Speaker 1>up and see if he can get fifty. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you can.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think if you tried you could. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 3>imagine maybe we should set it up. Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 3>get Martin Gapdel who's recently retired. Let's go down to

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<v Speaker 3>a park old bowl to him and see if he

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<v Speaker 3>can hit nine sixes in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Off me. We'll be tough, like just a shit doubly

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<v Speaker 1>doubly bowler like me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>See, actually, how many times you have to get it right?

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<v Speaker 1>He's the right kind of dude for that, because he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to have to generate most of the power. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>be doing the heavy lifting there, he will be. He

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<v Speaker 1>won't be supplying too much. No, from there's not a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of pays. No, not a lot of pays coming

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<v Speaker 1>on to it.

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<v Speaker 3>A speaking which before we take a break and get

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<v Speaker 3>onto the mountain of yours, please, we've got our agenda hunch.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm going Euros. Oh yes, So Germany, the hosts

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<v Speaker 3>of Euros coming up against Denmark on Sunday morning at

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<v Speaker 3>seven am. I'm going to go. I'm going Germany to nil.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly the score too nil. I like that, And that's

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<v Speaker 3>pay six fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Six dollars fifty because Germany are a dollar twenty eight favorites. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the TB saying we think they're going to win.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only going to be one goal scored.

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<v Speaker 3>They've already qualified for the final round of sixteen, so

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<v Speaker 3>they're already right. So I think they'll go and score

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<v Speaker 3>a few, all right til Germany and we'll discuss it

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<v Speaker 3>with the If that comes off, does that mean we've

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<v Speaker 3>we've got our luner's license in the round bowl?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, good, one hundred percent of this. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's take quick break when we come back. We have

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<v Speaker 1>got so many yours pleases to get through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yours please brought to you by Leader Home of.

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<v Speaker 1>Your chance to get involved in the show. Give your feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get to any yesterday because we were on

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<v Speaker 1>the road, so that we have a backlog. Sorry if

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<v Speaker 1>we can't get to all of them, but we do

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate your feedback. Trust us, we do listen to them all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but sometimes we can't play them all out.

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<v Speaker 1>But today we'll give it a white hot crack. First

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<v Speaker 1>caller here yours please see yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'd have to explain that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just true.

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<v Speaker 3>It happens when you drink four Nigroni's and the empty

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<v Speaker 3>mini bar and watch John Whiptil three in the morning. Yeah, yep,

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<v Speaker 3>five and smashed darts with March.

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<v Speaker 1>Five Nigronies smashing Marg's darts and then euphemism, no I

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<v Speaker 1>was I was smashing especial your last dart too, Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Marge came out, I'm going to go to the

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<v Speaker 3>gets some more now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, I do remember heaving that suggested and

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<v Speaker 1>she asked me where the jerry was. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea where I am. It was five

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<v Speaker 1>in the groanies. Then we cleared out the mini bar

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<v Speaker 1>in Joe's room, and then I went down to my room,

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<v Speaker 1>cleared out my mini bar and went back up to

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's room and what john Wick till three in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>fell asleep with the curtain open, right opposite what has

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<v Speaker 1>to be Wellington's largest digital billboard. Yeap, So they kept

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<v Speaker 1>me up all night and that explains how I sounded

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and subsequently today. But thank you very much for feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Another caller here, you're spleez.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get a twelve TOAs man Iron. Jy Lane Jake

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<v Speaker 4>here from ealing station with Canterbury got on my lambs crutched.

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<v Speaker 4>So thanks for fucking helping a king country playing in

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<v Speaker 4>the Shield Challenge today. You mob couldn't even sell enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Mckickahee Fries did.

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<v Speaker 4>Drum up some funds to get a Pearson's bus to

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<v Speaker 4>Hawk's Bay. Absolutely disgraceful, the place of potato. South Canterbury,

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<v Speaker 4>fuck your heart, lamb Chips and fuck South Canterbury.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we South Canbary wasn't able to challenge for the shield.

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<v Speaker 1>This week saw the story about a month ago they

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't afford to get up there. It was a long

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<v Speaker 1>way to go.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd tell you what, between us and Snacker Chaney, we

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<v Speaker 3>could have got them there week they had reached out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just about could have. Yeah, last night we got

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<v Speaker 1>some chips at the bar and I was like, these

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<v Speaker 1>are from these chips? That's yeah big.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of Snacker Chany, we've got the Snacker Chaney Sports Scholarship,

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<v Speaker 3>So your chance to win a scholarship when if we

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<v Speaker 3>say sports scholarship, it's like a buttload of Snacker Changy's

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<v Speaker 3>and a few other little extra pick bits and pieces

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<v Speaker 3>to wheat your whistle from expert ultra from us that's

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<v Speaker 3>running at the moment. I think you just jump on

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<v Speaker 3>the website and into your details for the Snacker Chaney

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<v Speaker 3>Sports Scholarship.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have mentioned that more because that's a great prize.

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<v Speaker 3>And look, any third fifteens out there, Third eleven's get

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<v Speaker 3>onto a CC and Z dot com and into that

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll come to play your visit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, chipped three two three six, Chip to three

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<v Speaker 1>two three six. You know, if you're listening to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably never did get a sporting scholarship to anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you certainly didn't get an academic scholarship to anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is your chance, yeah, to make your parents proud.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, once a month for doing it, So the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>So text chip to three two three six, sitting an

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<v Speaker 1>alarm to text chip to three two three six next

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<v Speaker 1>month again. Yeah, and when that scholarship you never got

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<v Speaker 1>because you're too dumb and should a sport. Another caller here,

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<v Speaker 1>your splitts good name?

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<v Speaker 5>And I does that child you have hostage still have

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<v Speaker 5>all of their fingers? Your source inside the All Blacks camp?

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<v Speaker 5>Really did you dirty with that team naming?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Good to see Sadett in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Who It's good to see side in there. It was

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<v Speaker 1>good to see him. Wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I was unexpected, but it was a pleasant surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. Look, long and short of it is, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not whole anymore. The the the hostages that I have,

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<v Speaker 1>I have learned the hard way that you're not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to send live animals or biological stuff through the New

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<v Speaker 1>Zealand Postal Service, but if it's deed you can't. And so,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, technically a finger that's been removed as did.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I've mailed those the appropriate people. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to try and predict the team next week.

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<v Speaker 3>The starting team.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, starting team before they name it, and my

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<v Speaker 1>source has better hope they're right, because this could get

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<v Speaker 1>very very bad, very very quickly. As I said before

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in this podcast, I'll be doing a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>research into dictators. I've picked up on a few different

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:40.399
<v Speaker 1>you know techniques, techniques, yeap methods. One of them I

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<v Speaker 1>think Saddam Hussein. There was a rumor that he was

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<v Speaker 1>using the iron bull thing, which is where you put

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<v Speaker 1>someone inside a giant iron bull, shut the door, light

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<v Speaker 1>a fire underneath it. Apparently he's doing that in the

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<v Speaker 1>late nineties, cooking people. Yeah, basically, anyway, hopefully my sources

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<v Speaker 1>are listening to this podcast now the caller here your.

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<v Speaker 6>Spits, Hey boys, Crosby cockcare I've just been watching the

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<v Speaker 6>news and seeing the story about the Hamilton counselor that

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<v Speaker 6>was using some colorful words in regards to our special

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<v Speaker 6>needs community, and also another email that he sent to

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<v Speaker 6>a female coworker telling him to get off her fat ass. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>do you think he would be a good fit for

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<v Speaker 6>the Alternative Commentary Collective? I'd love to hear your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, Chrispy. Hey, look, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>We're a pretty open organization. We're a collective. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of us. He's about eighteen of us now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but look, I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there's a place for that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't scream thirsty for better to me. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering where this voicemail was going, and I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to say, Lane, are you going to run

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<v Speaker 1>for council? Yeah? If that's what they're doing at the

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<v Speaker 1>Hamilton Council, then I.

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<v Speaker 3>Couldn't think of anything worse than getting into the local government.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, because you have to you have

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<v Speaker 1>to front with whatever the local people's concerns are, and

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<v Speaker 1>they come in and voice their concerns to you, and

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<v Speaker 1>no matter whether they're legitimate or not, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>sit there and hear them out. I just couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>through an hour of like there's too much poo dog

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<v Speaker 1>pool at the park at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get clicked. But saying that, saying that that that

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<v Speaker 3>we need better people in there as well. The problem,

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<v Speaker 3>this is the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on hiding to nothing as a politician. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know there's no one. Any decision you make, fifty percent

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<v Speaker 1>of people are going to hate you for it. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you want to do it? It's only a certain

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 1>type of person who does anyway. That is ridiculous. Another

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<v Speaker 1>call here your space.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, fellas is a proud Hamiltonian. I've just got to

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<v Speaker 7>say that I'm I'm all in on the sort of

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<v Speaker 7>air vacuum tube situation that you've got going on for

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<v Speaker 7>getting down to the South Island because it is just

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<v Speaker 7>unishing admin getting down there.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do love it.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, I think sort of a future AMA arrangement

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<v Speaker 7>with the with the people in the tubes would be

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<v Speaker 7>just the way to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot that's talking about trying to solve the

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<v Speaker 3>cook straight drama. Yeah, and putting him in those ear

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<v Speaker 3>vacuum tubes.

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<v Speaker 1>And pneumatic tube just shoot you down the country and

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<v Speaker 1>shoot you all the way.

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<v Speaker 3>To christ Church in like, you know, five or six minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for it. I think this is a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you the you know, it would be quite stressful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite claustrophobic. Yeah, just sedate me like those that

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<v Speaker 1>Thai football team that got stuck in the cave. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just knock me out with that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And then wake up with that. I mean saying that

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<v Speaker 3>they could just sedate you and put you on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yeah, that would have the same effect, wouldn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>much less. I'm open to that as well. You just

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<v Speaker 1>opened to sedation. I just like some sedation, please, I'd

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:01.480
<v Speaker 1>like the sweet release of sedation. I agree with it

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<v Speaker 1>because it's so hard to get around this country. I've

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 1>always said that it is so much harder for me

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>to get home than it is for me to get

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>to like tongue. Yeah, because I've got to fly to

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 1>christ shoots and then it's another two and a half

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 1>hours to drive to tomorrow or way or you can

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>fly to tomorrow. There's one flight, but it always gets

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 1>bend or delayed.

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.400
<v Speaker 3>And also driving one of some of the world's most

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 3>dangerous roads at one hundred clongers hour with tourists trying

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:26.719
<v Speaker 3>to do the same on the other side of the road. Yeah,

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 3>so it's just lettered with littered with yeah, dangers.

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a hero's journey every time. I just want to

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 1>go back for a mate's birthday or a wedding or something. So,

0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know. The pneumatic tubes might have

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>something to them. Yeah. The only problem is the capacity.

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>How many people can we shoot up and down there?

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess you could do the like the transport planes.

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 3>So say we did sedate you, we could stack you

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 3>in a transport plane, oh yeah, and put about a

0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>thousand people on it and then send it to christ

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 3>So then you'll just get off at the other end.

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:02.440
<v Speaker 1>That's a and you get there wristed and great. Yeah.

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you just got a sedatea you just got to.

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:07.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, it would require a lot of anesthetic

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 3>logistics to do it, and you could just stack you

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 3>tin high and the horizontal, pile me up like a.

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Mass grave, shoot me down the country. I think, yeah,

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I think it's good. The only issue with the pneumatic

0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:22.479
<v Speaker 1>tube thing to me, because I've been to a restaurant

0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>that does. I think there's one in christ Gift yeah,

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and every now and then they get stuck. Yeah. I

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>couldn't imagine anything more terrifying than being the pneumatic tube

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 1>somewhere underneath the cook straight.

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:33.479
<v Speaker 3>Well, the closest I got to that was in Bali

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 3>when I was there at that water park there did

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:36.479
<v Speaker 3>you go to that didn't get the water and they

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 3>have the vertical where you stand and the floor drops out. Oh,

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 3>you go down, But if you in a panic put

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 3>your hands out to slow yourself down. You haven't got

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 3>enough pace to get up the first hell and around

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 3>the corner. I've got escape patches all the way along,

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 3>and invariably someone stops and you're stuck in a tube.

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 3>Then you've got to get to the escape patch.

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Up the top. It's terrifying fighting for your life, praying

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 1>that the next hour so I'll see you. And he's

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>not cutting down on topic, Jesus Christ. Well, great, thank

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 1>you for actually call another call to here your splits lads.

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 8>I'd just like to thank the SEC for my tickets

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 8>to the Warrior Versus Eagles on the second of August

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 8>and piss drinking extravaganza you're taking me on. Apparently that's

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:21.480
<v Speaker 8>where I told my boss for why I need that

0:33:21.520 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 8>Friday off. If you could make me a little audio

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 8>notes or video or something so I can send it

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 8>to him and give him enough reason to give me

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 8>the Friday off, because at the moment he's called my

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 8>bluff and said, I don't believe he won of Okay, cheers.

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Boys, your name that's Blake, Blake.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So this is an initiative that we've launched here.

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 1>We're giving away fake prizes, and I want to clarify

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>there's a fake prize. We're not actually given ye Blake tickets.

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>We're not taking them out on the pass. We are

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>giving you the chance to make it seem like we've

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:58.160
<v Speaker 1>given you a prize and then you can play that

0:33:58.200 --> 0:34:03.960
<v Speaker 1>to your boss, your significant other. Yeah. See we go. Well, Lane,

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 1>it's now time to give away a massive prize to

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 1>its tickets to the Warriors playing the Manly Seagles second

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>of August.

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 3>With all Friday night.

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Yep, it's a Friday night. It's an extravaganzette. I'll tell

0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:18.279
<v Speaker 1>you what. We'll even take you out for a few

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:20.400
<v Speaker 1>trade visits on the Friday afternoon. Yeah, We'll put you

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:22.280
<v Speaker 1>out at Sky City, take you to a few places

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>that serve the export ultrue, so you can try it

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 1>at different venues all on us. Mate, you're going to

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>need to take the day off work. Unfortunately, who's won

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 1>that Well, the winner is drum roll please Blake. Congratulations mate,

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 1>you're coming with us August second Warriors versus Manly Sea Eagles.

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 1>You'll need to take the day off, So play this

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 1>for you for your boss. Apologies to your boss. Let

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>us know when you when and where you'd like us

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:50.760
<v Speaker 1>to pick you up and we'll see you then, brilliant.

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a real thank you for your service. I feel great. Yeah,

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 1>it's a real uneth called life hack that we're exploiting. Here.

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 7>Another call, he you might have actually just screwed black

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 7>there because the Warriors are playing the Eels on August second.

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Did he say August second? Though? Yeah, yeah he did.

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 1>He's fucked himself.

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 3>You know what that's on you?

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I think it's good. Yeah, we can only work with

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 1>what we've got. Your bus isn't going to know that

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:19.760
<v Speaker 1>either anyway. Another call here, you're spitz you can he follows.

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 9>Hey, I'm just at a sudden realization with the iHeart

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 9>radio stuff that you probably have a lot of information

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 9>on who we are and where we're from and all

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:30.440
<v Speaker 9>that kind of stuff. So I think has only a

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 9>couple of thousand fuck South Deanebury's away from doing some

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 9>terrible things to some people. So yeah, love South Canterbury,

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 9>love him and I don't hurt me.

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:44.319
<v Speaker 3>Ah, we actually don't have that much on how Oh,

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:45.760
<v Speaker 3>I think you'd be surprised.

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 1>You'd be able to track people down here. Well, like

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I said last week, someone sending in a why is

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:51.879
<v Speaker 1>that fux South Canterbury, it should just be fuck way Matty,

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:56.919
<v Speaker 1>and I managed to triangulate his exact location to Timmary. Yeah,

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 1>basically had a zip code and then I was like,

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I reckonnize as a cod you're from tomorrow. So yeah,

0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I do I have information on all of you when

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you send these in. I've got your your home address,

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you next to ken, your blood type, so you know,

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 1>be very careful.

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 3>Is that is that our first love South Canbury message?

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:16.280
<v Speaker 1>It is. Actually I've got like beaten dog syndrome where

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 1>when I'm waiting for these voicemails to finish, I was

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 1>just like, ye.

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:23.400
<v Speaker 3>We sch just drop drop it in, just drop it in,

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 3>every single one call here yours you can follows.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.359
<v Speaker 10>I reckon the slipping boxing match.

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 5>I'd like to see that.

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:35.359
<v Speaker 10>We create Marcus Lush kid in the art and he'd

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 10>be real dark waters. He'd come and failing arms can

0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 10>a fisting the whole time, raging.

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Tears, read in the face.

0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:45.800
<v Speaker 10>I just think he'd be like that little nerd at school,

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 10>the confect on do he crack Marcus Lush? If you

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 10>entertaining plaspect.

0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>There you go? Good to be back. How's going to

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 1>fight though?

0:36:57.000 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 10>Well?

0:36:57.200 --> 0:37:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I reckon he should fight all of the midnight callers

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 1>that he has to feel because he has to deal

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>with some of the shockers. This second point is invariably racist.

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 3>If you let them get to this second point and

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 3>he's seventy plus the first that.

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're always like, Marcus just wanted to talk

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>about the Warriors for a second, if I could, that

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 1>was a terrible performance on the weekend, And he'll be like, yep,

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:21.800
<v Speaker 1>that was a bad performance on the weekend, wasn't it.

0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 1>And then they'll be like too many Islanders you see marks? Okay,

0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Well it's a downfall of talk back radio, and I

0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:31.799
<v Speaker 1>reckon this is a great opportunity for him to get

0:37:31.840 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 1>a bit of redemption. I reckon he should just have

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.720
<v Speaker 1>like a rotating cast of them, like a tag team match.

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 1>He gets to stand in there and just flail on

0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:42.279
<v Speaker 1>all of the guys that have been torturing him through

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 1>the midnights. He's one of my broadcasting idols, Marcus Lush,

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 1>because he gets to do his job from his hometown.

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, he's just in a lighthouse on the bluff

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 1>down the here.

0:37:52.640 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 3>I think he owns half a bluff as well.

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so god listen, but yeah, I think you've painted

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 1>a perfect visual image of him, red face, crying, swinging

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 1>his arms. I think that was a great one. Thank

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>you very much for that. And we've got a couple more.

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 1>One more colly yours please.

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get a fellow's Maniah never been to the place before,

0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 3>why Maddy, But I do have a connection. My old

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 3>man Rop was born and lived the first seven years

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 3>of his life.

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 10>On Cardiff Street.

0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, bloody good, don't function out Canterbury.

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Another one there, geez, two in one day.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:35.840
<v Speaker 1>The tide's turning.

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't know about that.

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 1>The tide is turning Cardi Street. I feel like that's

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:45.240
<v Speaker 1>somewhere near Victoria Park, which is the park where someone

0:38:45.239 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>went in and shot at tame wallaby and entered it

0:38:47.160 --> 0:38:49.799
<v Speaker 1>into the pest quest and one. This was the biggest.

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 1>It was the biggest wallaby in the district because it

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:53.800
<v Speaker 1>was tame. People were feeding it down at the park.

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>There was also what they labeled as a holiday park

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 1>which was like a trailer park at that park. And

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I always wonder who the hell holidays at trailer Bargain Wymedy. Look,

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 1>where where do you live that that is a holiday

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>to you? And I found out the other day itg

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 1>Sandy's she used to can't have a holiday in there? Yes,

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 1>she's from esh Burton, So that answers my question. Where

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:20.880
<v Speaker 1>do you have to live that it's a holiday for

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 1>you to go to Wymanion.

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:26.280
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna get a lot of hate from Eshburton.

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:31.319
<v Speaker 1>Now, fuck, I'm Mary Well, I'm at it. Thank you

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:34.359
<v Speaker 1>very much for joining us for a Thursday edition. We'll

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.799
<v Speaker 1>be celebrating Matiniki in our own ways tomorrow so that

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 1>we know podcasts.

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 3>We'll have the sports book on tomorrow, the won't we

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 3>no sports.

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Book out today? On today? Just to make sure that

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:44.719
<v Speaker 1>you can get those odds as soon as as soon

0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>as they hit follow along there. Otherwise, enjoy your weekend

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:50.880
<v Speaker 1>of sport and we'll see you on Monday.

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