WEBVTT - "Matt Heath’s Score Settler & 69 Dog Poo" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.840 Live from the Export Beer Gardens Studios. This is the 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.720 Agenda Podcast for Monday, the thirtieth of September. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:11.879 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:14.280 brought to you my next sport a culture. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:16.200 Great to be back. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.119 Great to be back, Matt, Yeah, like, great to have 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:19.560 you back. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.680 Hey, I've actually, like, I'm written a bit of an 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.319 article about your trop away. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.080 Have you? If I could share something. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.360 That's because you you weren't you unfortunately couldn't make it. 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:29.960 I could have made it. I was available, I was 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.600 very available. Okay, could have made it. Okay? Is this okay? Okay? 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.440 I've written article, have you? 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.240 I've written article on my substack Man Heath got substackk 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.280 dot com. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.560 Yep. The fear of missing out. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.440 As we speak, my social media feed is lit up 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.839 with shots of my best buddies from the Alternative Commentary 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.040 Collective attending Octoberfest in Munich, Germany. It's clearly the greatest 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.159 time anyone has ever had, or ever well have, and 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:53.960 I'm missing out. 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.840 I feel upset. Oh okay, I feel abandoned and a justin. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.440 Fairworld, I would have been over there with them, after all, 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:04.160 it was widely advertised that I would be the betrayal 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.640 again in April twenty twenty four, and I received a 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:10.280 calendar invite from close friend gla okay, requiring my okay 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.160 next thing. And I was on a German being made outfit, 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:17.200 a dingdrel, a dingdrel. So it was nice if you want, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:18.800 if you want to have read the rest of that 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.880 full score Settler, it's at man he got substack dot com. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.560 Shit that does sound it's like a school seat. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.280 It was a seventeen hundred word I do say it 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:28.759 like you the most important thing is when you're left behind, 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.400 is to keep your dignity and not indulge in a 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:35.640 wine fest. Yeah, and I think the seventeen hundred word 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.399 winch fest is. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:40.400 So that's like saying don't take offense and then unloading. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.840 You've just reversed that and you've unloaded and then at 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:46.320 the end gone like I'm not winging. Yeah, I'm fine, 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.400 I'm telling you fine. Anyway, it looked like a good time. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.400 Yes, some people aren't even back yet, Mania Stewart. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.160 As I'm looking into Joe Joy's eyes, I'm not sure 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.800 if he's back. Nope, his body's back. But this this 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.840 sort of darkness behind those eyes. It's like a shell 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:00.320 of man. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:03.200 He left half his soul in Amsterdam and left the 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.640 rest of it in Octoberfest in Munich. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.080 Right, Yeah, so that's why. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.079 And poor Joe got he was an economy class in 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:11.720 his seat didn't recline. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.119 Oh so he understands what portrayal is like as well. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.640 So you you, you were abandoned as well. You're abandoned 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.040 by g Lane and Jeremy was going up to premium economy. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.880 Yeah, they enjoyed a nice premium economy flight home seventeen 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.880 hours where I sat an economy and my seat didn't recline. Okay, okay, 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.119 the team's falling apart. We just need to get things 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.760 back on track here. But we we are back. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:33.520 What a great time. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.440 We had Nick and Andy, we had Callum and Phil, 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.000 we had Brandon and Vince, and we had the lovely Mal. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.680 It was Tom and James as well, so we had 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.840 a good crew. Yeah over there, it was It was 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:48.280 a good time. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.520 It looked fun, Yeah, it was. It was great fun. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.440 Have you matured it all since the last time we 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.119 went to Amsterdam? 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.320 And I was just wondering because last time the behavior 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.400 in Ampsdam was terrible. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:00.680 I think it was worse. Really, I think it years 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.320 and no growth. Regression. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.799 I seriously think it was regression because I can't three 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.600 days was enough I needed to get out. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.520 Yeah, I was like, that's like Las Vegas. Yeah, you 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:13.960 only need two days in Las Vegas. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:14.200 Yeah. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.000 I mean look, for example, we went to the Heinekenfactory. Yeah, 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.520 and at the Heinekenfectory. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:18.919 A great time. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.919 At the Heinekenfectory. The dB people looked after. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.200 Us, well, last time we were booked in to go 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.440 to the he infect When we're saying and Lee, how 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:24.760 it was. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.519 Like, put it this way, people don't want to see 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.880 the red light district. So we drove right past all 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.240 our pre organized things. We didn't do the red light. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.320 We didn't even go there, didn't even go the O 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:34.720 this time. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:39.080 What Yeah, rubbish. I felt like we've done it. Jerry 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.760 told me that you went. You went there and you 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:41.560 walked around the same. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:45.240 Hundred Yeah we did, yeah that night, but we didn't Yeah. Right, 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.800 but the Heinekenfectory you didn't go. 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:55.080 Well, not in the day. Very different the art. There's 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.279 one stage at the Heinekenfactory. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.920 It's a great tour like it's it is a multi 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:02.680 media sensory overload, and at the start they do warn 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.400 you if you are on any psychedelic substances that are 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.200 common and just. 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.720 Let us know because you may freak out. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.080 I love that one of the biggest tourist attractions in Amsterdam, 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.320 and that's one of the warnings they give you. If 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.600 you're pregnant, suffer epilepsy, or you're tripping out, let us know. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.600 Yeah, it's not like if you're tripping out. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.080 And New Zealand be like any intoxicated people will not 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.720 be tolerated in the Heineken tour. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.120 It's like if your waste, just tell us, yeah, just 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.400 let us know, just look and look out for you. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:32.080 But it's the biggest drink beer hype tour. You get 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.440 to into the tour and you're like, fuck, you want 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.240 to drink a beer living in the morning. Then you 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.920 get a beer and there's one section you can personalize 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.040 your own bottle of Heineken. And they're all coming past 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:42.599 you on a conveyor belt and you're on a computer 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.640 screen on touch screen. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.880 And we did Lovely Trenty. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.640 We did a minute piece and the sixy Camel all 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.120 their own little personalized bottle. 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:53.680 We may have chucked a nose kai just for a 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:54.680 laugh of the fourth one. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:56.839 No, yeah, so we chuck that in as well, but 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.320 we just wanted to test the algorithm to see if 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.520 you know, you get a other stuff. Anyway, Mania is 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.960 on the he's on the touchscreen next to us, and 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.520 I told the story about my son's lineout call sixty 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.080 nine dog shit and he got told off in a 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.599 tournament and made to do it again and he said 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.279 sixty nine dog poo. And for some reason that story 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.839 really resonated with Minaya, and he was on the computer 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.680 and his name he put on was sixty nine dog shit, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.120 and it went through the system and he was like ah, 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.239 because he was expecting it to pick up swear words 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.160 and saying, you can't do it. Anyway, into the tour, 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.200 very as you're leaving the Heine Confectory, you line up 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.359 and you get your personalized bottles, and we're sitting there, 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.960 we're getting our bottles, and he goes a yeah, here's 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:40.200 my here's my token, and the lady's like, m I'm sorry, sir, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.240 And so he thought he was going to just had 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.960 to talk to a computer, but a lovely little Dutch lady. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.440 She's like, sir, I can't, we can't put sixty nine 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:52.279 dog shit on a bottom. And we were rolling around 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.360 and he was like he kind of went but read 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:59.279 and he was like, ah, sixty nine dog pooh, And 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.120 her face was like no. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.400 So it worked for your son, but not for what. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.440 But he lives standing there. He goes, is there anything 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:08.600 else you want to put on it? And we'll get 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:13.279 it quickly made so not as as not as girlfriends now. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:17.680 The indie panic then got thanks mate, and a cruel 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.640 twist of fader got taken off Hi at the airports. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:20.880 He tried to bring it and carry on and they 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.960 took it off him. See we're going to take this off. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.680 He goes, you take it, take it. It's memories. It 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:26.720 was sixty nine dogs shit. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:27.320 I'd be upset. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.160 What stayed were you guys in for the flight home? 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.200 I can imagine. I remember, like the flight back from 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.920 London was. The trip to London we did was a 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:36.920 great time, but the flight home was the worst. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:37.960 Time of my entire life. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.000 Let's just say that when you just got nothing. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.760 Left in the team and you can't celebrate on the 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.600 way there, you're like all excited, so you'll have a 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.160 few and your ged up for the trip. On the 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:54.279 way home, you've got nothing, nothing but regret, misery and torture, so. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.760 Much regret, so much anxiety as well. I mean on 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.080 the way over, I had Manaiah and Jury behind us, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.000 behind Jerry and I and. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.440 Imagine they would have just watched a movie and gone 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:05.760 to sleep. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:11.000 I drifted off to sleep with the sounds of more 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.320 cans of beer are opened, and then two more please, 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:14.800 and then. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.520 That's all I can hear coming from behind me. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.400 And they came back and they got sorry, we've run 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.440 out of and I thought they were going to say 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.040 run out of beer. They said, we've run out of 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.960 Tiger and they were like, oh, just two heinekens in 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:31.880 and they're like okay, and have no trouble getting through 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:35.560 customs or anything. No, no, I know, because there was 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.160 a time where we're going to through London and we 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.080 arrived and we're dangerously staying. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.280 Oh yeah, And it's quite sometimes like trying to get 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.720 through customs with you when you're a nebra headitors, because 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:50.320 you could you start talking really poshly like to try 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:50.840 and cover. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:54.760 Up, so like good evening, sir, just flying from Auckland. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:56.120 I am New Zealand. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.240 I am not a traveling drug dealer. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:00.880 In New Zealand. 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:04.200 When we landed after seventeen hours, the welcome we got 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.000 in New Zealand was the worst. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:07.160 So basically, get off. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.600 There's a customs lady standing in there, and there's another 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.240 customs guy on the tunnel going, there's gonna be dogs 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.560 when you come out, Single file, please, single file. We 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.520 get out off the bridge, met by four more customers, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.280 go against the wall, single. 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.080 File, and we're like, they say, yelling at you. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.920 Yeah, single file, against the wall, keep walking. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.000 We're like the fuck and these dogs running everywhere. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.640 And that was our welcome to New Zealand after seventeen 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.240 hours on a plane getting yelled at with labradors. And 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.000 then obviously we've been to Amsterdam and a few other places, 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.439 so I got god knows what someone could have put 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.800 in my luggage. So you immediately start sweating and the 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:40.560 dog comes over and. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:41.200 Sniffing my leg. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.760 I said, mate, I've got dog shit all over me 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.959 from rolling around a dog shit. It's not drugs, it's 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:50.080 dog shit whatever, mate, drugs dog shit. I already had 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.719 my excuse. If I had to end of my bag, 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.760 I was gonna go go rolling dog shit in Amsterdam. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:55.880 That's probably what it's sniffing. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.040 I've got this weird thing about the reports. And I 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.959 know this is a sports obstensibly sports podcast. That's my 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.520 nice Stuart loves to say, but why do you get 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.280 told off at the reports? Like I was running late 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.280 for a plane recently and I was arrived less than 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:11.120 half an hour before the flight took off, and this 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.120 one goes, you can't you can't arrive and expect to 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.440 get on a plane. She just started telling them off. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.120 It's like, I'm the customer here. It's the only it's 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.360 the only industry in the world with the customer. It's 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.040 constantly getting told off. You get off a plane, you're 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.199 a customer for the airport, yell dying back and getting 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.920 yelled out by customs. You're late for the plane, you're 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.520 told off like a school ku. It's like, if I 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.559 can't get on the plane, just say I'm sorry, you 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:30.320 can't get on the plane. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:30.559 That's it. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.640 I don't need the lecture. I don't need to be 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:33.120 told off. 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:34.959 It's like, I know I'm late, I don't know I 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.720 don't need it, just just just they make it quite hostile. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:41.000 Yeah, it's quite a hostile and moron, yeah yeah, I agree. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.560 And even clicking your luggage, jeez, that's intense. You got 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.199 boomers whacking into the becky, your your r chillies with 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.840 their trolleys trying to get to the front. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:49.640 You dude. Fuck, it's not even started yet. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:52.400 Anyway. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:58.320 Anyway, sport, we'll take a quick break backwards some sport, right, 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.160 ragby over the weekend, big results outside the AB's victory, 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.000 and I'll talk about the under eighty five's. The national 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.439 under eighty five kg final was before the curtain raiser. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:15.560 Last year's final was an absolute barnstormer. This year even better. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.880 It was the high school old Boys light Beers from 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:24.120 christ Church versus the Papacuta Black Panthers and it was 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.079 one an extra time Papaka the Black Panthers scored a 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.840 try an extra time and converted it from the sideline 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.199 to in twenty three to twenty two. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.520 It was one of the great games. Is rugby better 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:36.480 at under eighty five? 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:40.720 Oh? It's basically like grown men playing high school rugby, 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.520 you know what I mean? High school ruby is quite fast, 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.160 everyone's the same size the props, the same size as 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.120 the half back, as the same size as the winger. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.200 It's basically so break the line a lot more fifteen 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.520 loose forwards. Yeah, yeah, it's fifteen loosewards. On the field, 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.520 there is I mean, give it, give or take. There 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.280 is a small few small size discrepancies. But out of 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.920 the back of the the Wi Blacks, I'm calling them 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.760 the Wi Blecks. There's going to be in New Zealand 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.760 under eighty five's teams selected. Wow, and the Wi Blacks 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:12.679 will get to tour Asia and play full strength Asian nations. Wow, 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.880 whether they play Vietnam's team or they play Singapore or that. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.320 So we how far are they going to Shri Lanka 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:19.440 because Sri Lanka loves rugby? 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.840 Yeah, well hopefully they do. But that's quite funny, which. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:25.240 Sri Lanka we need to hand out as to them, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.719 Yeah in rugby because that was humiliating it. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.480 But it'd be quite funny because I imagine that they'll 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.559 advertise it as you know, the all Blacks eighty five's 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.559 or whatever, but people will just see all Blacks and 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.600 when they turn up, these guys are why are they 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:39.240 so small? 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:40.120 Good? 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:40.960 But small. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.959 I like, how you've gone for the Wi Blacks when 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.439 small blacks are sitting right in front of you. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.320 I thought someone uses the small blacks. I think, isn't 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.719 that the all blacks. There's an all black kind of 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.080 kids program they called. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.760 The which is like a club which so we blex 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:58.160 is open. The we blax is open like a we 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:59.120 men the weed blex. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:01.599 So that was a great curtain raiser to what was 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:03.679 actually turned out to be a great game down in 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:08.520 Wellington thirty three thirteen five tries to one. Pretty comprehensive 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.840 in terms of tries, two to Jebba the butt, one 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.240 to will Jordan, one to severed piece and one to 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.880 to Maty Williams. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.240 But great to see jeb with the. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:21.520 Butt, jab the butt. Just he plays a hell of 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.439 a game. Then he gets yellow carded. It's fine, that's 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:24.040 just the way he goes. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.120 Now, that was lazy though, that was it was also 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.640 he was like so surprised, but he basically came from 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.360 an offside position and booted the ball out. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.920 Yeah, but also so last time it was an intentional knockdown. Yes, 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:36.880 about the same point. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:38.800 Of the game. But he said he's done enough. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:40.200 Two tries. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.239 He's looking great though, Jebba. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.959 The butt, he is looking great and obviously he's not 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.559 happy with Jebbeth Butt. So we're trying to think of 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.520 another Star Wars nickname. Thing that was chew Clucker? Was it? 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.960 Chew Cluker was the one that. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.880 But but he's not a Rockie. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.079 No, it has to be but related or use it 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:56.560 doesn't work. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:13:01.680 I know, well we did have Caleb Clakdeshian. That doesn't 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.000 roll off the tongue when you're commentating. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.040 No, you need it needs to be but related if 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.520 people are going to do it. He is because Jabber 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:08.320 the butter is so good. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:13.640 But your boy Wallace the t Wallace side titty good. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.240 Seeing we're talking on the met jury brick for Shure 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:19.920 this morning, the fifth the last one ever that you 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:23.520 you were disparaging of your blindside. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.920 I was worried. I was worried. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.080 It wasn't a specialist position and he's going to get 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.079 basically put on the biggest stage in the hood in 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.920 South Africa against South Africa and be put off blindside 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:33.560 flankas I. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:34.240 Was worried for him. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:35.840 I was worried for the fact that if he didn't 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.400 play well, people would criticize him and never play again. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.640 That's why I'm worried. But now he's just the superstar. 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:42.640 He's trench. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:46.480 Put him at eight, yeah, put severe at at blindside 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.960 and let him run off the back of the scrum. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.240 Yeah, he's a ball carry, he's a ballplayer. It's a 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.920 great haircut, great great hair. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.240 Great pass, Ok, Little Richard, perfect pass to set up 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:57.640 Anton Lennont Brown. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:58.240 I believe it was. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.880 Yeah, no, little bit of a cheat. Chiefs mana in 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:01.439 to play there. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.320 Yeah No, I've thoroughly enjoyed that game. But I've got 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.760 a slight complaint about all blacks fans. And I've had 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.840 this before. That was the best you get from all 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.280 blacks fans. And I understand that Courtney Place was rocking 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.599 and the crowd of the cake Tin were given it. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:15.000 They're all. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:19.680 But then you watch the South African Argentinian game on 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:24.200 the lo vout and it is a freaking party. People 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.400 are dancing around, there's so much color. People are just 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.760 having the best. It's a festival, it's Marty Gras and 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:32.840 there's just something about it. And I think you said 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.560 to me this morning, Gelane, it's because they don't go 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.040 expecting to win, so we kind of go along to 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.960 pay tribute to the all blacks and watch them win. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:47.040 Whereas other teams around the world, like college football or 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.080 so many different things, people go for the party and 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.320 the game is at the party. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.200 Yes, they're really yeah. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.680 That's the entertainment, and they're hugely supportive, and they really care, 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.680 they live and die. They arguably care more than we do. 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.760 But they go to celebrate the event and be part 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.280 of an event. Whereas we sit and we're all wearing black, 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:08.160 I think that's a problem, you know, I mean all blacks. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.200 The uniform looks great on the team, but the fact 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.760 we all were black there, it looks the whole crowd. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.440 Looks so dim and dark. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.840 And it's at night, whereas the South African games are 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:21.440 played in the day. So it just it's an absolute festival. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.840 And I just I just think we need to get that. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.120 And I think it was you also saying that maybe 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.880 as we aren't going to be so dominant around the world, 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.200 because people are saying now that we may never get 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.080 back to that level of dominance that we had in 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.800 the Richie McCourt era, that maybe we can learn to 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.400 just love it love the team for who they are, 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:43.200 love the characters, and enjoy it and learn to enjoy 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:43.640 the party. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.680 That's actually Cory learn. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.680 We're not quite there with cricket, but we're on the 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.600 journey with cricket. And during the nineties and two thousands, 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.040 when we started the Beigemagade, that's what it was all about. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.120 It was about passion, not fashion. It was anything but 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.640 the cricket. Yeah, I mean that's how the acc started. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.000 It was like, we talk about anying but the cricket. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.360 We talked about the cricket because we were there to 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.320 commentate it. But it is taking it beyond just winning 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.000 because our cricket team don't win all the time. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:09.920 So you've got to find something else to hold onto. 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:11.320 And now hold on to is going for. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.040 A date at the cricket with your mates, having a 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.240 few beers, having a laugh, talking some shit. If we win, 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:17.440 fucking great is it? 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.120 Because the prices are too high for the tickets, so 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:24.800 you only get I mean, there were some people party. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.600 I'm not I'm not. I'm not running it down that 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:27.600 we can do. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:31.360 When they were singing Sweet Caroline, they stopped the music 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.440 and the crowd kept singing through through the phases of 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.000 and they were singing and then we had to stop 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:37.480 the commentary. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:37.880 McCay. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.520