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Speaker 1: The Hats Drive with Media and Paig thanks to Chemis

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Speaker 1: were House, the real House of fragrances that tie everyone,

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. We both got very busy.

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Speaker 1: She edules coming out this weekend. Both great, great weekends ahead.

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Speaker 1: But she's gone with Choker, She's going to be busy.

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Speaker 2: Huge page huge. I'm thank you for doing this, for

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Speaker 2: letting me take tomorrow off.

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 2: Of course I've got the sand geese. I think I've

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Speaker 2: mentioned this on the show. So my best friend's getting

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Speaker 2: married this weekend. Sunday is the traditional Western ceremony, but

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Speaker 2: tomorrow Friday, or maybe today if you're listening to it today,

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Speaker 2: then we are doing the sand get because she's marrying

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Speaker 2: someone with Indian heritage. So we're gonna go and do you.

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Speaker 3: Know what food you get? No?

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Speaker 2: But good Delicia. Yeah, hole, I got got sent like

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Speaker 2: a whole run sheet because there's obviously so many elements

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Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, and it's amazing. One of the elements

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Speaker 2: that I have mentioned is that we have to do

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Speaker 2: a choreographic dance routine. How are you feeling fine? My

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Speaker 2: best friend came around this week and we had a

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Speaker 2: little practice and I feel pretty gorge. It's like a

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Speaker 2: little bit in the middle where I get a little bit,

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Speaker 2: I lose my way a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But no one's gonna be looking at it. How you're

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Speaker 1: feeling it is true, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: That is true? So I think I'll be okay. I

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Speaker 3: And you go home to write the speech tonight, and

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Speaker 3: then friends arrived to write.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love a friends winning weekend.

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Speaker 2: You have so much fun. It's going to be so

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Speaker 2: much fun.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna cry, You're gonna love.

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Speaker 2: You are having a great weekend as well.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I don't I don't want to get my

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Speaker 1: hopes up too much. Because it is our first camp

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Speaker 1: of vent trip together as a family. I've heard great

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Speaker 3: Although I won't let the weather ruin it.

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Speaker 1: You know it'll still be beautiful. But no, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: I just need to get in there to visualize it.

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Speaker 1: One of those people that needs to like visualize the

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Speaker 2: I get that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, camp is fun though, Yeah, and the table like

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Speaker 3: I saw that photo. You're trying to explain that to me.

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Speaker 2: Have you got like a you bring like a set

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Speaker 3: Yeah, need to work out.

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Speaker 1: We do need some activities like that possibly, But you

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Speaker 1: said I can't poe in the camp of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we tended we do a role. Well, roll you can,

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Speaker 2: but it just means because you've got to, like you've

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Speaker 2: got to clean it out. Yeah, so it's just like

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Speaker 2: a Yeah, it's just easier if you don't have to

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Okay, it's really good to know.

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Speaker 2: But also when you've got to go, you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Like I sometimes like we'll just go for a way

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is definitely enough.

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Speaker 2: Of a warning for me to not Hey, does your

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't told me.

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Speaker 1: I was so scared because I thought I didn't have

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Speaker 1: I did everything I could, I called her. You'll hear

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Speaker 1: about this story coming up on the podcast. But I yeah,

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Speaker 3: But I felt like such a shit human.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny because we've had we had a conversation

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Speaker 1: The only crushes I've had have been really like this. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It's funny the things you remember about it, right.

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Speaker 2: She had made me she she had made me a

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Speaker 2: I was probably singing along and I just went round

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was fine. I was fine. I was totally fine,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I wasn't speeding, but I was going. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm fine. I was fine. I was fine.

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Speaker 2: I was twenty one, I was twenty one. I might

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Speaker 2: not even Yeah, I was twenty one. No, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: I think I was twenty when we hit a serious crush.

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Speaker 1: That was the only serious crush I've had. And it

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Speaker 1: always be focused always and we and we yeah, we

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty.

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Speaker 2: Despite all of what we've just said, I promised Rivers

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Speaker 2: and if our husbands ship together, if our husbands are listening,

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Speaker 1: And I will do a defensive driving course because I

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Speaker 2: Should we do it to my driving, I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: the podcast, we talk about your transformation between me you

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Speaker 1: were twenty one and now I had a disaster what

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Speaker 2: And I witnessed something that I was not meant to

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Speaker 2: witness today and it was very funny, very funny.

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed the podcast everyone and have a great long weekend.

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Speaker 5: Bye bye Maddy and PJ to podcast.

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Speaker 1: And what a special day it is for one of

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Speaker 1: our team members on the show Today producers Hereah, can

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Speaker 1: you please ht the music? On our team, we have

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Speaker 1: the lovely Maddy McLain. We have the lovely producer Sarah

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Speaker 1: and the woman behind all of the phone calls and videos.

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Speaker 1: She is an absolute superstar producer. Bronte Today Tunes twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Twenty one, How are you feeling?

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Speaker 4: My god?

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Speaker 6: I feel very old.

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Speaker 2: Okay we're not doing that show for that comment. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but you have embraced a beautiful twenty first birthday, Sash

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Speaker 2: today you did a twenty first bad John.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got all.

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Speaker 6: Get up thanks to the wonderful people that we work with.

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Speaker 6: A beautiful hitstam amazing.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Can I just make a quick apology on behalf of

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Speaker 1: the team because we actually have had a gift ready

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Speaker 3: Would you like to explain what happened to said bottle?

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Speaker 2: Well, I said, I said yesterday, leave it with me.

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Speaker 2: I'll be in charge of the gift. And I did

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Speaker 2: get the gift last week. I did get the gift.

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Speaker 2: It is just sitting on currently on our bench at home.

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Speaker 6: Produced Can I just remind the team what happened when

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Speaker 6: I tried to give my gift to PJ and left it.

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Speaker 3: In the hands of Maddie. So I think we've learned

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Speaker 3: our lesson that maybe you shouldn't be in charge of

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's in my favor anyway, it's not about me.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday by thank.

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Speaker 3: You so much.

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Speaker 6: But I am disappointed, Maddie.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, disappointed. I'm so sorry. How are you

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Speaker 6: I am very excited. I feel like a new person.

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Speaker 6: I've got got some new goals, living a new life.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, there's so much better than what I

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Speaker 5: Was my twenty first.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember your twenty first, Peach?

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Speaker 3: I do. Yes.

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Speaker 1: It was at a bar in the center of Auckland.

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of my good friends there. There

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Speaker 1: are some quite vivid photos of.

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Speaker 3: Me drinking some drinks out of some rather phallic straws,

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Speaker 3: which is classic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, I was very young, single and you're just your

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, boy, how your life has changed.

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Speaker 3: Wow, maybe a little bit. I think it's still the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're married, you're living on the farm, you've

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Speaker 3: Now, that's true. That's true. What about you when you

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Speaker 2: I actually came out to a few of my friends

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Speaker 2: and yeah, my god, so very different, very different life

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Speaker 2: now to when I was twenty Yeah, very different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like some of your closest friends or yeah,

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Speaker 3: I feel like she's like literally half our age.

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Speaker 3: How times have changed, Joe, I love it.

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Speaker 2: That the People's Poll, the People's Pole, everybody comes together.

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Speaker 1: It's the People's Poll, the People's part we do on

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Speaker 2: Today. I was coming into work and we have a

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Speaker 2: Forty seconds away. And I had this call to make.

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Speaker 3: Please tell me to let the doors shut.

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Speaker 2: I let the door shut. Ready, In fact, I did

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I was like, I've made my call, But

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Speaker 2: I hate dodling.

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Speaker 1: God, what is forty seconds in the grand scheme of life?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not gonna have to dawdle with them

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Speaker 3: And I would have welcomed them into the elevator with me.

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Speaker 3: Text your answers through the four four eight seven. I

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Speaker 1: For the People's Pole, please text and four foot eight seven.

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Speaker 1: You can weigh in oha under the hats.

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Speaker 5: Many INMPJ to podcast.

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Speaker 2: That the People's Poll, the People's Poll, everybody comes together,

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Speaker 1: I must say, I am quite surprised with the solidarity

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Speaker 3: That's not what I was anticipating.

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Speaker 2: What did you think I'd get called out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't. We're gonna be like road metti once again,

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Speaker 2: No people are with me, Paige. So we're just asking

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Speaker 3: Or like medi do you like deliberately push the close

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of texts coming through. Someone said, close

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Speaker 1: Someone said two hundred meters would take two minutes to walk.

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Speaker 1: Don't feel guilty at all when we read that text.

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Speaker 3: Then many said, I you don't think it was two

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Speaker 2: I think than I think, And I didn't mean to exaggerate.

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Speaker 1: Someone said, hold the lift. You don't know what kind

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Speaker 1: of morning they've had getting to work. That's a really

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Speaker 2: But also someone said I would have pressed that clothes

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Speaker 3: Oh definitely.

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Speaker 1: Wait, well that's sort of dug a Villiam woodou cheers

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Mike. I'm forgetting your touched.

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Speaker 1: Tracy has called through. Oh eight one hundred the hats

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Speaker 4: Hey, Peter, how are you very well? Hell?

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Speaker 3: Do you think Middy's rude? What would you do?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Look yere, you know Many she's do like she don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so she can run run.

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Speaker 2: We're doing we're doing each other a favor. Really trace

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Speaker 5: You do you?

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Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you so much that what is.

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Speaker 3: The official percentage?

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Speaker 2: Very very even, perhaps the most even pole we've ever had. Wow,

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Speaker 2: thirty nine percent of people said just let the door

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Speaker 3: Thank you for a wagon on the people's pole.

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Speaker 1: If you've got any suggestions for topics we should attack tomorrow,

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Speaker 5: Eight Seja the podcast Are You Are You?

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Speaker 1: It is our occupation, stereotype and game we buy every

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Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon on the show, you call up and this

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Speaker 1: I need to put our detective work together and work

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Speaker 1: out if you're telling the truth or telling a poor key.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling, Mandy, how's the radar today?

449
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm feeling pretty good today. I'm feeling confident and I

450
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 2: reckon I'll know.

451
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 1: Well, he's got a Glenn first out, get a glean.

452
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: You're a security guard, mate.

453
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 7: Yes, and how are you doing today?

454
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Speaker 2: Very well? How are you quite serious?

455
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Speaker 7: Doing?

456
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 8: Too?

457
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Speaker 3: Bad? Good?

458
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:46,360
Speaker 4: Bad?

459
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 1: Well? Look, are we gonna ask a couple of questions here, Glen,

460
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: or maybe just one?

461
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Speaker 3: What hours do you usually work on the job?

462
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Speaker 7: I basically usually start when the business is close to

463
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Speaker 7: the afternoon, so usually around about six o'clock in the evening,

464
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Speaker 7: and I usually go through to around about six o'clock

465
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Speaker 7: in the morning.

466
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Speaker 2: He's a security guards, I don't know who?

467
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 3: Almost sounds a bit too rehearsed.

468
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 2: Nah, I just I don't know why you're old.

469
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we'll take Mandy's gun instincts. Glenn. We

470
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Speaker 3: think you're a security guard? Is that correct?

471
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Speaker 1: No?

472
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Speaker 8: I'm actually not.

473
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Speaker 1: I knew it, but it's okay, okay. He sounded to rehearsed.

474
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Speaker 3: He was like ready to go with his story, like

475
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Speaker 3: he didn't even I don't know what I just it's okay,

476
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 3: it's all right. Zero from one. We can only go up.

477
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: I've let the team down.

478
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 3: No, you haven't. Wretchy in Christy's just joining us. Get

479
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Speaker 3: I Wretchy, you're a security guard?

480
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Speaker 9: Absolutely, I am. Well what do you all right?

481
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Speaker 2: Retchie? What are you guarding. What are you what are

482
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Speaker 2: you a security guard? Looking?

483
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 9: Yeah?

484
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 5: After security guard a mall?

485
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Speaker 2: Are more?

486
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: Okay? Okay?

487
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: And what what hours? I'm going to go back to

488
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: the hours on here, but what hours are you working them?

489
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: All that sort of nighttime or daytime?

490
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Speaker 2: I guess like from you know, from when the mall

491
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: opened to the mall closers.

492
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: No, you're absolutely having us on. You're not a security guard,

493
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Speaker 1: are we right?

494
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Speaker 8: No?

495
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Speaker 9: You are wrong.

496
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Speaker 2: You were you trying? Were you trying to sound like

497
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Speaker 2: a fake security guard?

498
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 3: Because you really.

499
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 2: Sounded like a fake security card? And are you do

500
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 2: you work in the mall?

501
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

502
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 8: I'm actually fifteen minutes late at the moment.

503
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 6: I am.

504
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: I just had that.

505
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Speaker 9: I took the car for a warrant. They're running a late.

506
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 2: It's fine, you're fine, You're fine.

507
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 3: We've got to help it about your coming away, Ritchie.

508
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 3: This has not been a great day for us so far.

509
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 3: Zero out of two.

510
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,239
Speaker 1: Can we bring it home with britt who was on

511
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: the line on eight hundred of hats get a bridge?

512
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 2: Very well, brit.

513
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. That's feels since here.

514
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: Okay, Brittain break everyone, what are you rocking? Are you

515
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 2: rocking a walkie talkie or have you got one of

516
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: those like ear pieces that come down? What are you rocking?

517
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 8: We can rock both of them, but mainly.

518
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 2: The piece, mainly the piece, mainly the Andrick.

519
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: Can you say the phrase for us, I'm going to

520
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: need to get you out of this club man.

521
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 8: I'm going to need to get you out of this

522
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 8: club man.

523
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: Oh, he sounds it, he sounds it. But my rad

524
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 2: arrow is all over the show.

525
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: Raider is really out of kilter.

526
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with the gun instinct and say

527
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: Bridge is a security guard.

528
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: Becker in becket in Becke you are security guard?

529
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 3: Yes, I am.

530
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: You are about have you? Have you ever had to

531
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 2: kick either PJ or myself out of the club before?

532
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,959
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that.

533
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 7: Off the problem.

534
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well that's all we need to know what

535
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: the future hold.

536
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: I've been partying days behind me, Britt. Don't you worry.

537
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: We've got some outfits are coming away. Thank you so

538
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: much for playing.

539
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 9: Ah, you are thank you.

540
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: Great one from three.

541
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Speaker 5: Mary and PJ. Many and PJ the.

542
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: Podcast that So I rocked up to work quite reddiled today.

543
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: I was friends. I just said to you guys like,

544
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need a few minutes. I need to take

545
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: a few deep breaths because the last hour has.

546
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: Been into We got a message that you at about

547
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 2: the time that we should have been at work, and

548
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: you said, guys, I'm running fifteen minutes late. There's been

549
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: an incident.

550
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a vehicle accident this morning. I'm okay,

551
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: everyone involved is okay. What happened was I had just

552
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: been at an acupunctual appointment. Now, anyone who's had acupuncture before,

553
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: no that acupuncture takes you to a divine, tranquil, blissful

554
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: place and when you come out, you're really in a

555
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: zen state. And so I was walking outside thinking life

556
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: is beautiful, and I was like feeling quite just delicious

557
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: and yummy. And I go and sit in my driver's

558
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: seat and I just go and back out my little

559
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: golf and I'm just I literally thought there was no

560
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: car parks behind me.

561
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,719
Speaker 3: Oh, and I just go do do Do do dog, And

562
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 3: I just hear this mash of noise.

563
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that is, one way of being

564
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: taken out of that drink. So I get out and

565
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, and I

566
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: says the damage and it's not that bad, right, It's

567
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: like this scratches and maybe a minident, but on the

568
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: car on there car. So I was like, right, I

569
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: need to inform the people what's happened.

570
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: How do I do this?

571
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: It's a random car, there was no one and it

572
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: was parked on the street. So I went into the

573
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: nearest house.

574
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 3: And I said, look, I'm so sorry. Do you own

575
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 3: the silver car outside?

576
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: And he said no, maybe try the early childcare center

577
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: across the road.

578
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 3: So then I walk across the road and I walk out.

579
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 3: I don't even know where the main entrance is, and

580
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 3: I'm like hello, Hello, And then finally.

581
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: There's like kids running around everywhere and it's such a

582
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: hectic time. And let me tell you, it's quite alarming

583
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: for people when I come in and say hello, I've

584
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: just I've knocked into one of the cars outside.

585
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 2: And everyone goes, don't be me, don't be me, don't

586
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 2: be me.

587
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so all of a sudden like silver car,

588
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: silver car. And then this woman comes through the crowd

589
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: and she's like hello, and I'm.

590
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 2: Like hi, and she goes, I've got the silver car.

591
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: She goes, I've got the silver car. What's happened? And

592
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so sorry. Come outside with me. And

593
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 3: so it's like.

594
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: Such a long walk between you know, the driveway into

595
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: the car.

596
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: You need that music.

597
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: She was so sweet though. She was like, oh my gosh.

598
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 3: As I showed her the.

599
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: Damage and she was like, look, my partner would tell

600
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: me go and get this fox straight away, but look

601
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: at my car, like it's fine. And I was like, no,

602
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not fine, and she goes, would you

603
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: have insurance? And I said, I'm I actually don't. At

604
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 1: that point I said I don't know.

605
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: She said, we don't worry about it. She said, don't

606
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 3: worry about it. So I went into my wall and

607
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 3: I gave her a seventy dollars kiss.

608
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: It was all I was like, can you give me

609
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: what I've got?

610
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: And then she was like, look what goes around comes around.

611
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: You have a great day and be safe.

612
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: And I was like okay.

613
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: And so I drive off and I call the insurance

614
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: company because I'm I need clarification. I think I actually

615
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: might have insurance. Because that I do, I do have insurance.

616
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: So I the intrig the early child is enter and

617
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: I call them, but then I can't remember her names.

618
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, is there a woman with the silver car?

619
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 3: I'm just not the car.

620
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: And then they're doing They're like calling out in front

621
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: of everyone going someone's car has been crashed onto it

622
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: is worse And I called the wrong place.

623
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: So they're like, no, she's next door.

624
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: So I call her and I say, hi, I do

625
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: have insurance, and she's like, don't worry about it.

626
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: It's it's not even bad. It was just such a

627
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 3: we're all run.

628
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: Around fifty or so minutes. But I think I did

629
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: the right thing. In the end, I did have the insurance.

630
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: I gave her a bit of cash.

631
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 2: This is the most PJ story that I have ever heard.

632
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Just a reminder of everyone out there and make sure

633
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: your insurance is up today.

634
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 5: Maddy and Maddy and PJ the podcast.

635
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have got my hair cut today. Thank you

636
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: for noticing, by the way.

637
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 3: And I did. I said, how good does it look?

638
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: I know you did? Actually yeah, I did? What were

639
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: you having digether?

640
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 3: I actually see your hair is looking really nice?

641
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 2: You did? I actually say something shame But something happen

642
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: at the hear dresses, which I'm going to tell you

643
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: about after five o'clock. But there are actually two here

644
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: Dresses stories, so one of them i'll tell you later,

645
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: but then the next one is there. I left the

646
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Speaker 2: Hear Dresses and I was walking back to my car,

647
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, I went, oh, my god,

648
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 2: I don't where are my keys. And I went, oh, bucker,

649
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: I've obviously left them at the Hear Dresses. So I

650
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: ran all the way back to the Hear Dresses and

651
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: went up the stairs and I was like, I think

652
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 2: I left my keys here. And then we were looking around,

653
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: and you know when you're like, well, I am immediate.

654
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: I walked straight from my car to the hair Dresses,

655
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 2: and they're not in my pocket, so they should be here.

656
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: And I was getting kind of like, you know, you're

657
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: a little bit frustrated. You're going they've got to be

658
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: here somewhere, and they couldn't find them anywhere, and I thought, well,

659
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 2: i'll trace my steps back to the car. But it's

660
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: been obviously like forty five minutes since I left my car,

661
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 2: because I've had my hair cart in this time. I

662
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: hope I haven't dropped them. And then they got into

663
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: my car. I got to my car door was unlocked

664
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: keys had been in the ignition the whole time, the

665
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: whole time.

666
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 3: I fee your head wasn't screwed on. I'll tell you

667
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 3: where it would be.

668
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: This is this is the first time I've done this, though.

669
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Speaker 3: What were you doing it?

670
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I was just got out of the

671
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: car and then forgot to lock it, forgot to take

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Speaker 2: the keys out of the.

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Speaker 1: Pilot mode where you just all of a sudden arrived

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Speaker 1: somewhere and you're like, how.

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Speaker 3: Did I get here?

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Speaker 2: I know i'd also, i'mite scary, also like I'd left

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Speaker 2: my wallet on the front seat of the car. My

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Speaker 2: bag was in the car. There's so many opportunities. Thank god,

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Speaker 2: I was in a nice neighborhood that didn't have anything.

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Speaker 1: High population with people walking past. They could have easily

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Speaker 1: just absolutely they could have count your lucky star.

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Speaker 10: May ANDJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm well and truly a cheater.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember there? Do you remember the other month

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Speaker 2: I told you that I cheated on my barber? That's right,

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Speaker 2: because I had to cancel my haircut with my regular barber,

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Speaker 2: and then I needed to get my hair cut pretty quickly,

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Speaker 2: and I couldn't book it rebooking with the guy that

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Speaker 2: I usually go and see, who's brilliant. I love him.

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Speaker 2: So I had to find a new barber, and I

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Speaker 2: found this guy who is like a friend of a friend.

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Speaker 3: Father sounds comical to me. I feel like Father's still

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Speaker 3: such an.

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Speaker 2: Old school, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love it you going to the bar.

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Speaker 2: So this guy that I know is like a friend

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Speaker 2: of a friend. He just does like at home jobbies yep.

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Speaker 2: And so he was able to get me in pretty

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Speaker 2: quickly the last time. And I thought, that's fine, I'll

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Speaker 2: go and see this guy, but I will return and

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Speaker 2: be faithful. This was just a one time thing. I

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Speaker 2: will return and be faithful to my regular barber.

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Speaker 3: It was just an exciting little flank.

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Speaker 2: I meant nothing. I was thinking of him the whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But of course the issue is when I go and

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Speaker 2: see my regular barber at the end of that haircut,

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Speaker 2: I will always make a fresh appointment. But because I

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Speaker 2: hadn't seen him the last time, I forgot to book

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Speaker 2: him for my next regular appointment. And then this week

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Speaker 2: I realized, oh my god, it's time for me to

712
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Speaker 2: get my haircut. I haven't booked him with my regular barber.

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Speaker 2: I've got a wedding this week and I need my

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Speaker 2: haircut for it, and I can't get in with the

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Speaker 2: guy I would normally go and see. So I had

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Speaker 2: to go crawling back, oh no, to the flank the

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Speaker 2: walk of shame, to the fling. So I went round

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Speaker 2: to see him today.

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Speaker 1: Did you say, don't get any ideas from this, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I just so you know, we need to be really

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Speaker 1: clear on the terms here.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, this is a this is a this is a

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Speaker 2: wam bam, thank you, thank.

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Speaker 9: You, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: So I turn up to his house and I'd made

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Speaker 2: the booking with him yesterday. I said I'll be there

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Speaker 2: at twelve and he said absolutely fine. So I turn

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Speaker 2: up at twelve and I'm actually running even a couple

729
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Speaker 2: of minutes late, part of the course of me right.

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Speaker 2: So I arrive and his door is open to his house,

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Speaker 2: so I know he's there, and I but I knock

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Speaker 2: and no reply. And I wait and I wait and

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Speaker 2: I wait and then I knock again. No reply. I wait.

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Speaker 2: I call out hello, no reply. I yes, a message.

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Speaker 2: I send him a message. Hey, just a double checking

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Speaker 2: wistare on for twelve, and I reckon, three or four

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Speaker 2: minutes have gone by at this point, and I'm just

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Speaker 2: kind of I'm almost at the point where I go, man,

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Speaker 2: maybe I just got to leave because I don't even

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Speaker 2: know if this guy's here. And then the downstairs bedroom

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Speaker 2: door opens and he walks out, and he starts coming

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Speaker 2: up the stairs, and I can see him from the

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Speaker 2: front door, and he has this look on his face

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Speaker 2: and he mounts the words I'm so sorry to me.

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Speaker 2: He was fully clothed, but trailing behind him. It was

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Speaker 2: a bit of afternoon delight.

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Speaker 10: Stop.

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Speaker 3: But he'd forgotten he had an appointment with you.

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Speaker 2: Not well what actually transpired after we sat down in

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Speaker 2: the So they both come out of the bedroom and

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Speaker 2: the other party, yes, we have to do this awkward

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Speaker 2: like hi, sorry, and the guy walks past me and

753
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Speaker 2: I get let into this guy's house. The barber and

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Speaker 2: I go upstairs to where he cuts my hair, and

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Speaker 2: we sat down. I just immediately started laughing, and he goes,

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. He said. I knew I had disappointment,

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Speaker 2: but he said that were a real chatty kathy, and

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Speaker 2: I couldn't get rid of them. He said, I couldn't

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Speaker 2: get rid of them. I couldn't get rid of them.

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Speaker 3: And so had had they left the house by this

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Speaker 3: point while you were sitting there?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely yes, so that that party left. I got invited

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Speaker 2: them to get my hair cut, and then I sat

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Speaker 2: down and I got my haircut and all was fine.

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Speaker 2: But I just thought, oh, I wasn't meant to see that.

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Speaker 2: That was meant to have. We were meant to have

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Speaker 2: been ships in the night. We were meant to not

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Speaker 2: not meant to cross paths. I was not meant to

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Speaker 2: see that.

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Speaker 1: Well, didn't that just reiterate that this barber was a

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Speaker 1: hot little fling and nothing more serious.

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Speaker 2: I'm no one special. I am no one special.

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Speaker 5: Oh like a.

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Speaker 3: Hundred that hats?

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Speaker 1: I am sure there'll be some brilliant stories in this category.

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Speaker 1: When did you see something that you were not supposed

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Speaker 1: to see and you aren't unsea?

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Speaker 3: Remember hundred hat?

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Speaker 2: Remember we had the woman tell us the other day

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Speaker 2: she saw an email coming from her dad that was

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Speaker 2: meant for her partner who was trying to propose to her.

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Speaker 2: She accidentally saw the email. So there's the partner who

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Speaker 2: sent it for this email. So there's a whole range

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Speaker 2: of categories here. But we want to know when did

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Speaker 2: you see something you weren't meant to see?

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Speaker 5: Mary J, Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.

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Speaker 8: Alex, Hey, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: Very well?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? I sort of it was an interesting in for

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Speaker 3: me there. I mean to say, Alex, what's your story?

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Speaker 2: Look, you tried something page and it didn't quite work.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay, that's okay. We live and we learn.

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Speaker 1: We Alex, Alex, what did you see that you weren't

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Speaker 1: supposed to?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 8: I was pulling a bathroom apart and am in a

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Speaker 8: rental house one day. I'm a builder. So they pulled

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Speaker 8: this old and covered out and there was the whole

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Speaker 8: heap of stuff behind it. So my project managers pulling

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Speaker 8: stuff out, there's this old bra that comes out and

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Speaker 8: he's joking. He kind of says, I'll fight you for it,

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Speaker 8: and I was like, no, nah, it's all good. That

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Speaker 8: one's all yours. And the next thing's come out was

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Speaker 8: a was quite a graphic naughty DVD. He said the

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Speaker 8: same thing, you know, like, I'll fight you for it,

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Speaker 8: and I was like that one, I will fight you

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Speaker 8: for DVA as he walks out of the bathroom. As

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Speaker 8: he walks out the bathroom. He kind of nudges me

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Speaker 8: with his elbow and goes, watch this. So I'm standing

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Speaker 8: in the doorway, and he walks up to the two

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Speaker 8: tenants of the house that are sitting on the sofa,

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Speaker 8: and he walks up to the feller. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 8: I think we found something of yours, hands it to him,

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Speaker 8: and obviously a massive argument ensues between this couple, and

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Speaker 8: then he decides to leave me there on my own

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Speaker 8: while he goes and empties the trail line. I was

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Speaker 8: on that job for the rest I was on that

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Speaker 8: job for the rest of the week, on my own,

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Speaker 8: with us fellow giving me the side at eight o'clock

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Speaker 8: every morning?

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Speaker 2: Did he get out of the dog box? Do you know,

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Speaker 2: alex Or It.

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Speaker 8: Was certainly ten.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. I tried to keep my head down and just

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Speaker 8: between the bathroom and the backyard where we were cutting

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Speaker 8: stuff up.

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Speaker 3: So awkward. Hey, Alex, thank you for cool. We've got

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Speaker 3: to Rick sign a dub and links prize back coming

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Speaker 3: your way.

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Speaker 8: Awesome, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Guys, she's just speaking of DVDs and and things like that.

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Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you about my story when I

834
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Speaker 1: was younger and we had a very very small supply

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Speaker 1: of videos at home. Moment we heard the Lion King

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Speaker 1: maybe TOI, Mon and Pumba, and then all of the

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Speaker 1: rest were just like videoed over ones from the tally.

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Speaker 1: And I remember we had an ET one that we

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Speaker 1: that was videot over and we put like a budget

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Speaker 1: sticker on writing ET. And one day I innocently went

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Speaker 1: to put that in the video player and ET did

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Speaker 1: not phone home because ET had been filmed over by

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Speaker 1: my brothers.

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Speaker 2: Buy something rather.

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Speaker 3: Of a similar nature to the DVD. I was like

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Speaker 3: weal eating

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Speaker 10: Mary n PJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads