WEBVTT - Clint’s Midlife Six-Pack Crisis

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<v Speaker 1>I, Clint Roberts, set myself a goal probably about two

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<v Speaker 1>years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of always been my goal. Don't lie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Since I have known you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know. But I put a

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<v Speaker 2>date on it. About two years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And the goal is to just once in my life

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<v Speaker 1>have abs. Visible abs. A six pack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And I would get them and I'd get some photos

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'd just let myself go to shit again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I want to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you post the photos? I have actually thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Long and hard about it. I was like, would I?

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<v Speaker 1>And because I've talked so much about it, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I would probably have to. Otherwise, no one would

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<v Speaker 1>believe that I got them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's for other people, not for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for me and it's so I could have the

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<v Speaker 1>pictures and look at them back.

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<v Speaker 3>And get compliments from strangers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, sure, whatever. Yes, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>If you did the work and you worked hard, then

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<v Speaker 3>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, therein lies the issue, Bree, because the goal, the

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<v Speaker 1>timeline that I set myself is by the time I

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<v Speaker 1>turn 40.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is February next year.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have not done the work.

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<v Speaker 1>It's 109 days until I turn 40. And I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, I'm not on an abs creating diet

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not on an abs creating exercise plan. And

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<v Speaker 1>I do not know if it's actually possible in 109 days.

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<v Speaker 1>And I may have just set myself up for failure. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I found this clip today, which may have changed the

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<v Speaker 1>way that I think about things completely. And look, this

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<v Speaker 1>may change everything for me. Have a listen to this

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<v Speaker 1>and tell me this isn't true. Anyone who can get

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<v Speaker 1>a sex pack has too much time.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you even want one? Like, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>You want one because you're single, right?

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're comfortable with the message, you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to let it become a keg a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's a concern that you could become too hot

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<v Speaker 3>for your own marriage if.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a sex pack. You're not happy.

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<v Speaker 3>And let's be honest. If you're married with kids and

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<v Speaker 3>you're constantly on the shreds, What's up? You know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I completely agree. See, maybe it's better for me

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<v Speaker 1>and my marriage and my family if I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>abs before I turn 40. This all just sounds like excuses. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you were going to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuses, excuses.

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<v Speaker 3>You said before 40 that you would get abs.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe I shouldn't. Maybe that's a bad idea. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Not because you'll get too hot for your wife, Lucy.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're safe. I've seen your wife. I think

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>You could have a 12-pack. You could have muscles on

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<v Speaker 3>your face and you still would be fine. I'm honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>the most confusing thing about this whole abs thing for me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm new here, is that I thought Clint was 46.

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<v Speaker 3>So the fact he's turning 40 in 100 days.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still baffled on that. Grace has just roasted both

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<v Speaker 3>of us all show today. This is the real her.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we still doing that three-month probation thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is. I don't know if she was aware

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<v Speaker 3>of the three-month probation period. Hey, Bree showed me her boobs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm staying.

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<v Speaker 2>True, actually. There's no way we can ever get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she does have that.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it. All right, well, I either double down

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<v Speaker 2>or I abandon her. 109 days.

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<v Speaker 3>I just, I honestly, I think... No, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to say that because that's getting a bit too serious.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you can put your time and effort

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<v Speaker 3>into something more meaningful.

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<v Speaker 2>No, of course I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I could.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you've got two children. Like, go spend time with them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>What if during every song you're doing ab crunches and

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<v Speaker 3>we save that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Just for one show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One show.

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<v Speaker 3>And we see if we can get you abs in

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<v Speaker 3>one show. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>have heard it takes a number of hours to get

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<v Speaker 3>a six pack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do that on January 30. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And see if it works.