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Speaker 1: I've been made aware of a story from the Medical Journal,
Speaker 1: the New Zealand Medical Journal. I was just flitting through
Speaker 1: it this morning.
Speaker 3: You often do that, Yeah, just is that part of
Speaker 3: your daily routine is just to get out the medical Journal.
Speaker 1: Oh, not daily, that's probably more of a monthly thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just whenever the Medical Journal comes out or have a
Speaker 1: look through.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 1: I think anyone who's living, you know, inside a human
Speaker 1: body should check the Medical Journal. You know, it applies
Speaker 1: to all of us. Today, they've released information on a
Speaker 1: unique series of cases involving three men who ended up
Speaker 1: in the emergency room in Canterbury after accidentally swallowing bottle
Speaker 1: tops while drunk. This is the most interesting part of
Speaker 1: this to me. The men, we separate cases, not known
Speaker 1: to each other, and none remembered ingesting the tops.
Speaker 3: I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm calling massive bullshit on that.
Speaker 3: I reckon they were all involved but they've had to
Speaker 3: deny it because either their partners or there's some sort
Speaker 3: of restriction around them getting together.
Speaker 1: Because this is what they do.
Speaker 3: You've been hanging out with Mania again swawing those buddy bottletops,
Speaker 3: have you.
Speaker 1: My theory on this is somebody has started putting bottle
Speaker 1: tops in beer bongs and they these people didn't know
Speaker 1: they were doing it because I think you because the
Speaker 1: most shocking part of this is that they included photos,
Speaker 1: and some of the photos the bottle tops were not
Speaker 1: like rolled up, you know, like crush, They were just
Speaker 1: whole bottle tops. So how do you ingest it from
Speaker 1: a bomb? A beer bong? Oh, beer bong?
Speaker 3: Like oh okay, yeah, ges you be doing well to
Speaker 3: ingest it through a bomb, That's what I was thinking,
Speaker 3: A real proper bomb, I do that.
Speaker 1: But if you had the lung capacity to do that,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't feel the bottle cap. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: getting lodged in their sophagiophagus geese of these people, why
Speaker 1: in Canterbury? The way are me in Canterbury? That's why?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Why Canary?
Speaker 3: But also that's so bullshit. They don't know each other
Speaker 3: and unrelated and they can't. Neither of them can remember
Speaker 3: it because are too wasted.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't say that. It didn't say that too.
Speaker 1: I said it said, it has said. It is suspected
Speaker 1: that the ingestion took place during the rapid consumption of
Speaker 1: excess amounts of alcohol. You fucking reckon.
Speaker 3: Only the medical journal can describe three dudes getting wasted
Speaker 3: as that rapid ingestion of.
Speaker 1: Alcohol obscenely biological. There's Yeah, Like I said before, there's
Speaker 1: only two things that's that play here. Either it's a competition,
Speaker 1: you know, I reckon, I could do it. I reckon,
Speaker 1: I could do it. An do you reckon you can do.
Speaker 3: Or I reckon it's beer bong. Someone's put it in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they didn't know how. What's the strangest thing you've swallowed?
Speaker 1: The strangest thing? I thought? When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I distinctly remember taking a people from the playground and
Speaker 1: putting it so far up my nose that I got
Speaker 1: stuck in my throat. Yeah, my teacher shut up to missus.
Speaker 1: Patterson had to homelook me to get the stone out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did it come flying out? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: I'm sure the tissue there called the called the people.
Speaker 3: She caught it as well, didn't let up just hune
Speaker 3: across the classroom. No, no, no, she professional, She did
Speaker 3: homelok and the catch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is talented, it was.
Speaker 3: There was a bit going on. Yeah, yeah, that'll be
Speaker 3: about it. What about an eight ball from a pool tableau?
Speaker 3: I swawed a live fish goldfish once. Of course it
Speaker 3: did accidentally accidentally.
Speaker 1: We're no, you did it. You don't accidentally swallow a
Speaker 1: gold fish. I had it in my well.
Speaker 3: I had it in my mouth and the tail was
Speaker 3: flapping around, and then it slipped out.
Speaker 1: It was only a small one and it went straight
Speaker 1: down the gallop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's going to be some man active sout
Speaker 3: theah's not going to have about that I had.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it died quickly in my acid stomach acid,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah. Plus, what's the difference between that and uh,
Speaker 1: buying fish from the fish and chip shop? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: fass died and then you eat it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or seeing a shag eat a whole snapper and
Speaker 3: watching the shags sit there for ten minutes while the
Speaker 3: snapper thrashes around in its stomach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's Yeah, what's what's worth? You know about what
Speaker 1: you've done there than a pelican? Yes? Can I hold more?
Speaker 1: And is beg than his belly? Can? He said National
Speaker 1: bird of Whistlers. Just know what's strange thing you've swallowed?
Speaker 1: Three six You said through a message this morning that
Speaker 1: piqued my interests on the Daily Agenda group chat. You
Speaker 1: said you reckon you couldn't beat anyone at the Olympic's
Speaker 1: male or female at anything.
Speaker 3: Well that what I said that because I saw the
Speaker 3: boxing and I thought there must be a featherweight division
Speaker 3: where I, reckon I could come out and swing a
Speaker 3: few and potentially compete. And then I saw that one
Speaker 3: this morning with the controversial.
Speaker 1: At athlete who.
Speaker 3: Has been banned previously for high testosterone correct and just
Speaker 3: saw him swinging or her they sorry swinging, and I
Speaker 3: was like, nap, there's no way I'd get ko. And
Speaker 3: then I was thinking there must be something else that
Speaker 3: I could compete in, like not get humiliated, forget any
Speaker 3: of the like anaerobic ones running spread all that, there's
Speaker 3: no chance of that even nothing. But then the under
Speaker 3: forty nine kg weightlifting, Now that that's a pretty pint
Speaker 3: size and we're talking female under forty nine weightlifting.
Speaker 1: That's pretty pint size. That is a very small human being. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to put it in context, Nuggy the dog is heavier
Speaker 1: than that that we talked about. Rap was heavier than that.
Speaker 1: Nugg is about fifty eight killers fifty seven and a half.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, so I'm forty nine kilo Women's Olympic weightlifting.
Speaker 1: Yes you think so. I look this up, and the
Speaker 1: record for the forty nine kilogram woman for the snatch
Speaker 1: isn't The forty nine kilo woman's snatch is ninety four kilograms. Okay.
Speaker 3: That that's the one just straight above the head. That's
Speaker 3: the world record straight above the head. And then the
Speaker 3: matter when you're gold, that will win your gold. And
Speaker 3: then the clean and jerk is one hundred and sixteen kilograms.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 3: Oh Like, I don't think I'm going to do the
Speaker 3: world record, but I could compete, Like, let's watch them.
Speaker 3: That's okay, I reckon I wouldn't come last. Okay, So
Speaker 3: when they compete, the under forty nine kg weightlifters compete
Speaker 3: in the Olympic.
Speaker 1: We're going to check the scores, find out what the
Speaker 1: lowest one is. Yes, then the day after, we're going
Speaker 1: across to the gym. Correct, we're putting that weight on
Speaker 1: the bar. You've got to try and beat it. Yep.
Speaker 3: That's the only that's the only one I think I
Speaker 3: can compete in. Well, do you not think you can?
Speaker 3: You checked it around every day?
Speaker 1: Look I do.
Speaker 3: I checked my kids around every day. That's my weightlifting
Speaker 3: I'm aware of having. I am so acutely aware of
Speaker 3: what I can and cannot lift. It's it's harrowing because,
Speaker 3: like against my better judgment or my own will, even
Speaker 3: to one of those hot people gyms, I'm not one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: Every time I walk into the gym, I'm the uglass
Speaker 1: person in the room. Can we not do it at that?
Speaker 4: Jim?
Speaker 1: Reach out gym.
Speaker 3: Owners if you've got even if you've just got like
Speaker 3: some weights, yeah, some weights. Oh look, I mean this
Speaker 3: could be hugely embarrassing for me, and no doubt it
Speaker 3: will be. I'll probably ship myself or my hammy and
Speaker 3: my or my break, my back will snap in half,
Speaker 3: but pro lapse.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to just put that to bed. Yep.
Speaker 3: So from Olympics now on, I can say, look, zero,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to compete in zero.
Speaker 1: I could not beat anyone anywhere anything. No, yeah, I
Speaker 1: completely agree with you. It would be interesting to see
Speaker 1: what that number is because what if someone just comes
Speaker 1: out and has a shitter, like dislocates their elbow or
Speaker 1: something like that. Then I'm in the I'm in the
Speaker 1: I'm in the conversation. Okay, all right. The weightlifting I
Speaker 1: don't think has started yet, so once it does, we
Speaker 1: will keep an eye on that and see what the
Speaker 1: lightest weight that an Olympian lifts at this.
Speaker 3: Olympics and the under forty nine female category, and if
Speaker 3: lane can what if it's like a heavier one that
Speaker 3: lifts a lighter weight I think, I think whatever weight division.
Speaker 1: It is, oh no, it is funny.
Speaker 3: Or if it's the forty nine killer, I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: twice the size of that human.
Speaker 1: Yes, surely it's technique, do wasn't it? Yeah? One hundred percent.
Speaker 1: This is what I think because so many people, particularly
Speaker 1: when the Olympics start happening, think oh I could do this,
Speaker 1: or I'd be all right at that, or maybe I
Speaker 1: could do a running thing, and all those people. I
Speaker 1: was just asked, like, when was the last time you
Speaker 1: ran at a full sprint? Because I think for most
Speaker 1: adults it wasn't in the last week, and for a
Speaker 1: lot for a lot of you guys listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: it might have been years.
Speaker 3: Do you know the last time, the last time I
Speaker 3: sprinted as hard as I could was absolutely peeled running
Speaker 3: past one of those speed things that shows your speed
Speaker 3: and says slow down. And we tried to get registered
Speaker 3: on that. So you tried to run it over fifty
Speaker 3: kilometers an hour?
Speaker 1: No, and it tells you.
Speaker 3: It tells you your speed no matter what, right, But
Speaker 3: it's if you're over fifty it says slow down. If
Speaker 3: you go past it's like twenty five thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it didn't even recognize it, didn't Rester.
Speaker 3: Just a bunch of middle aged drunk dudes running past
Speaker 3: the speak camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think you could?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: So we're doing the snatches that where you're going to go?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. It's probably a bit
Speaker 1: closer to Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the snatch might result in some because that's
Speaker 3: a technique Lauren Hubbard dislocated situation, because that's a hard
Speaker 3: enough movement to do with the broomstick let alone.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, actually weights on the.
Speaker 3: Bar I think I could get it to hear it
Speaker 3: up and then yeah. So the problem with that is
Speaker 3: that's a much heavier weight that they're going to be
Speaker 3: able to do.
Speaker 1: But where Yeah, such such as life.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm looking forward to the weightlifting now to
Speaker 3: find out exactly what it's going to be. The hero
Speaker 3: of We've we've already crowned out hero of the Olympic
Speaker 3: game so far.
Speaker 1: We found him overnight. He's doing the rounds on social media.
Speaker 1: It's the Turkish dude who won silver and the pistol shooting.
Speaker 3: Yes, and and like I said, with the pistol and
Speaker 3: any of the shooting, the get ups they have with
Speaker 3: the little patcho like the little the kind of scaffold
Speaker 3: structure instead of glasses across their face looks like a
Speaker 3: playing card over one eye and then on the other
Speaker 3: one is a little monocle and they're just the most
Speaker 3: awkward looking PlayStation game as you'll ever come across. Anyway,
Speaker 3: this dude got silver, and you would have seen the
Speaker 3: photos of him, one hand in the pocket, normal specs,
Speaker 3: just a sloppy T shirt on. He's from Turkey. Now
Speaker 3: we've got his backstory, which is even better So.
Speaker 1: His name is Dick Yusuf.
Speaker 3: And he only recently took up shooting after a particularly
Speaker 3: heated argument with his ex wife, and he credits his
Speaker 3: success to his newfound passion for seeing his kids in
Speaker 3: a relentless drive to prove his ex wrong. I never
Speaker 3: thought i'd be here, Yousuf said, shrugging nonchalantly.
Speaker 1: I was just aiming for a weekend with the kids.
Speaker 1: So like, here we go.
Speaker 3: The fifty ten year old who as a mechanic and
Speaker 3: a small garage in a Stanbul first picked up a
Speaker 3: gun during a particularly frustrating divorce mediation.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest story of all time.
Speaker 3: I would not be admitting this of his unorthodox approach,
Speaker 3: no specialty, get, no training regime, and a wardrobe consisting
Speaker 3: of every day jeans and a T shirt. As baffled
Speaker 3: professional shooters, he just shows up, shoots a near perfect
Speaker 3: round and then asks if that where the smoking area is?
Speaker 5: It gets better, though, it gets better. After winning silver,
Speaker 5: Yusuf stood emotionless on the Olympic podium and declared, Sharon,
Speaker 5: if you're watching this, I want my dog back. I
Speaker 5: don't know if this could well being made up, Like
Speaker 5: if if it's true, it's the most magnificent Olympic moment
Speaker 5: so far.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So he's standing up there with nothing but just think
Speaker 3: hatred for his ex. Yes, and he's shooting, and then
Speaker 3: it's just afterwards he's like, I.
Speaker 1: Need a dart. Yeah, I need a day point me
Speaker 1: in the direction of the smoker.
Speaker 3: Is loud and then comes back on stage and goes, Sharon,
Speaker 3: I want my dog back.
Speaker 1: Can't be right, yeh, can't be true, Sharon. Just like Sharon.
Speaker 1: If you're out there, Nuggy Beck, he's a legend man.
Speaker 1: He's a dead set. Also, if you compete in that sport,
Speaker 1: you're never allowed to show up with all that shirt
Speaker 1: on again because you're not better than him. Nah. And
Speaker 1: all he's running off is just hatred for his ex.
Speaker 1: It's a real motivator. Yeah, it is, isn't it. This
Speaker 1: is why we thought Rory McElroy was gonna win the
Speaker 1: Open the other day, because we thought the masters. Then
Speaker 1: there's some reconciliation.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: That's why it did. It happened. He didn't have he
Speaker 1: didn't have full clear knut clarity, so some people go revenge. Bod.
Speaker 1: He's picked up a gun and he's fucking good at it.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I I'd be giving him whatever he
Speaker 1: wants it of Oz Sharon, Yeah, give the dog back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give the dog back.
Speaker 3: By the way, she's going to be like breaking bed
Speaker 3: and she'll be in the lounge one day and the
Speaker 3: little red dot will appears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all over for it. God, God bless that guy.
Speaker 1: I love him. Just firing off shot that's how that
Speaker 1: that's how that sports should be played. Yeah, just stand
Speaker 1: up there. Ever we shot, go and have a dart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: couple of beers.
Speaker 3: Like I said, the shotgun. One should be off the
Speaker 3: hip yeap and off the shoulder.
Speaker 1: I think that he's the heir of the Olympics thus far.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the Olympics, we are going to go through
Speaker 1: all of the rainbow of metals that we hauled in
Speaker 1: overnight right after these ads taste the rainbow lane. Yep,
Speaker 1: we got we got it all last night. We got
Speaker 1: all of it. We got the gold Double Scales. Brook
Speaker 1: Francis Lucy Spores won the double Scales gold. As they
Speaker 1: declared one for the mums, one for the mums. They
Speaker 1: said that they hadn't I don't know if they hadn't
Speaker 1: won a race or they hadn't been going well since
Speaker 1: by having their kids, and then they came back and
Speaker 1: they just obliterated the field there they won the gold.
Speaker 1: The men's coxless four they won silver as well. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then the women's coxless four one bronze. So full rainbow.
Speaker 1: It was a great. It was a proud evening to
Speaker 1: be a key with.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that the Olympics it's always the same.
Speaker 3: I don't know, So we always go through the same
Speaker 3: emotions every four years, and that is the first three
Speaker 3: or four days. We suck because why don't we want
Speaker 3: to be there totally and we start going booh, we
Speaker 3: suck because they have swimming and all the freakish sports
Speaker 3: that the Ausies had a boner on about, and we
Speaker 3: always panic and it's always the same cycle. We get
Speaker 3: to like the kind of once we're seated and we
Speaker 3: start winning medals, everyone kind of can relaxes again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why. We go through the same
Speaker 1: emotions and every time, and then we hop on the
Speaker 1: bikes towards the end there and we win a few more.
Speaker 1: Tell you what, we love a seat. We love a seat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: jojur A message into the group chat last night, said
Speaker 1: New Zealand's greatest athlete at the Olympics as a seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anything with a seat in it. We just dominated
Speaker 3: it because we've got CC, we've got the the indoor velodrome.
Speaker 3: We do pretty well in the velodrome. And obviously we've
Speaker 3: got the sailing. We've got the rowing kayaking. Sailing got
Speaker 3: postponed last night and not enough wind.
Speaker 1: It's always an issue, isn't it. And like I've been saying,
Speaker 1: I've got a mate in the sailing, so I was
Speaker 1: waiting to watch it. I was like, it's a long
Speaker 1: time to wait. Love you bro, probably gonna need to
Speaker 1: get some sleeps at it. And oh, Twiggy Turkey dominated
Speaker 1: last night as well. You dominated again. You asked me
Speaker 1: this last week, do I think I could, you know,
Speaker 1: jump on a biscuit behind one of these rollers? After
Speaker 1: watching him a twig last night, I reckon I could
Speaker 1: just about water ski behind it. Put it on my
Speaker 1: Instagram story last night. You reckon you could water do
Speaker 1: you reckon? You and Emma twig could win an Olympic qualifier,
Speaker 1: but you're water skiing behind it.
Speaker 3: I think you need more than one, more than one,
Speaker 3: no more than skiing's quite hard. It's hard to get up, yes,
Speaker 3: and so is wakeboarding. You in it's that initial power
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to drag me out of the year, out of
Speaker 1: the water, because.
Speaker 3: That's why the best gut I thought you could takes
Speaker 3: less to get on the plane.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a neeborhood or oh maybe I'm just trying
Speaker 3: to think what would be easier to tow behind? Or
Speaker 3: can you can you get her on the run?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think if you know, if my mate's dad's
Speaker 1: on his boat and he pulls me up out of
Speaker 1: the water and then I just swap handles over to
Speaker 1: Emma's once she's up at full tilt, then I reckon
Speaker 1: we're away. I reckon she'd still win. I have loved
Speaker 1: watching Emma Twig at these Olympics more than any of
Speaker 1: the other athletes, and even though I don't think her
Speaker 1: finals even tonight, because the way that she's winning, it's
Speaker 1: the same way Lisa Carrington has over the last few years.
Speaker 1: It's like she gets out to a massive, insurmountable lead
Speaker 1: and then you watch everyone else's just light die behind
Speaker 1: their eyes. Or you talked about her last was at
Speaker 1: the semi final quarter final. Whatever, two people quit you.
Speaker 1: I watched one person give up on rowing as a
Speaker 1: career in that race, and I saw another one last night.
Speaker 3: She's making people quit their jobs. I also someone must
Speaker 3: have had a word to the commentator. He called her
Speaker 3: Emmit twig the whole time. Didn't call her Twiggy one Twiggy,
Speaker 3: old Twiggy. He's a bit too chummy that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was Twiggy, didn't he dropped the twiggy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's quite funny the rowers as well, like the culture
Speaker 1: of rowing, because the biggest rowers rode for universities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he's talking about you know, the other day
Speaker 1: we talked about the two dudes who rode for Yale
Speaker 1: and they were in the Swiss team. And then I
Speaker 1: think one of our blokes is going to Oxford. Oxford. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because it's such a big thing.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you go to some of
Speaker 3: the most prestigious universities on a scholarship. Who wouldn't to
Speaker 3: study I don't know, communications or something, don't care BA whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bachelor beer drinking. Yeah, I mean I did that
Speaker 1: at a target union and I never went to the
Speaker 1: Olympics and had to pay for the privilege. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Emmitt Twig ended more careers. Last night, Ryan Fox teed
Speaker 1: off in the golf as well. Yeah he's not bad.
Speaker 1: Was he three under? Yeah he was tired. Yeah, tied
Speaker 1: for not this morning.
Speaker 3: Great course, that first hole, Yeah on that course as
Speaker 3: a killer, like they've gotta you gotta lay up before
Speaker 3: a lake and then you've gotta over a lake to
Speaker 3: the green, which is hard on a lake.
Speaker 1: I was that what they were doing because I was
Speaker 1: watching the guys off the first tee and they all
Speaker 1: had like three woods or some would go the long
Speaker 1: iron because that's the layout you needed.
Speaker 3: Bryson de Chambo because he's one option of just going
Speaker 3: right taking it on, but.
Speaker 1: No one did because everyone was a bit nervous.
Speaker 3: But it was I really enjoyed watching the golf because
Speaker 3: you see the old PGA player, old Scheffler, was playing well.
Speaker 1: This is again another take from jo Ju, who produces
Speaker 1: all of the great takes for this podcast. He was saying,
Speaker 1: can you imagine if you just qualified from like Equatorial
Speaker 1: Guinea or something, a better little battler that's just a
Speaker 1: scratch golfer, plucky little Batler is probably like the club chair,
Speaker 1: but the one club that they've got on their island
Speaker 1: or whatever. And then you show up and he's Scottie
Speaker 1: Scheffler just having the crack at this Olympics thing.
Speaker 3: I saw Scotti Scheffler hit one out of the raft
Speaker 3: and the commentator is like, God damn it, look at
Speaker 3: that swing. Yeah, it's the messiest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: He's like, if best, if you saw that, that's a
Speaker 3: good seventeen handicap at your club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes but he's the word number one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the best in the world. Rory absolutely striped on.
Speaker 1: We were watching it last night when the sailing got delayed.
Speaker 1: I feel like if my missus comments out of golf,
Speaker 1: the ratings would go through the roof. It's hilarious because
Speaker 1: she doesn't watch golf, she doesn't know anything about it.
Speaker 1: She's just like, look at the way this guy's holding
Speaker 1: his stick. And it was one of those that was
Speaker 1: one of those guys the broomstick part of yeah, the
Speaker 1: big long one. And then she goes, shit, this guy's
Speaker 1: pretty good. And then it showed up. She's like, who's
Speaker 1: Rory mcauroy is like you're right, he's very good. It's
Speaker 1: the Girlfriend Test. He's more and more jacked every tournament.
Speaker 1: Oh he's out of control. Yeah. At the SPoD Test
Speaker 1: she goes as Tiger Woods, and this one he's actually,
Speaker 1: he's not that good anymore. But I have enjoyed watching
Speaker 1: the golf as well. I don't know, something quite relaxing
Speaker 1: about golf, and I sort of thought it feels like
Speaker 1: one of those sports that shouldn't be a sport at
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Shouldn't be an Olympic sport to me, I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but when I watched it, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is an Olympic sport.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed. The course looked amazing as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm so mint. And this weekend they opened up the track.
Speaker 1: Yes tonight. Actually, Zoe Hobbes is an action She's listed
Speaker 1: at eight thirty five and then again at nine point fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's running two heats with within like an hour
Speaker 1: or so. Is it a heat and a quarter. I'm
Speaker 1: entirely sure they have two heats. You make it to
Speaker 1: the second round and then it's semis and finals. I'd
Speaker 1: want more than two hours between quite explosive thought. That's
Speaker 1: pretty normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like a it's not like a full
Speaker 3: like running a fifteen hundred meters and then being buggered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, day off rowing for two thousand. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you've watched Sprint on Netflix, and it makes
Speaker 3: it so much more interesting because.
Speaker 1: You know all the players.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Shikari Richard Richardson from the US is hot
Speaker 3: favorite now because the Jamaican's pulled out.
Speaker 1: Oh, with all the names, Shelleyanne Fraser Price, she's still
Speaker 1: in the other Jamaic Girheimer Schmidt. Her name is my
Speaker 1: name too.
Speaker 3: Also the favorites pulled out, Yeah, one Sharika Jackson, that's it.
Speaker 3: So I had money on her and then pulled out,
Speaker 3: got refunded. But obviously our hunch this weekend is for
Speaker 3: Tom Walsh to medal, and he's paying four footy to meddle,
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 1: He across this weekend is yes, he is. He is
Speaker 1: across this weekend.
Speaker 3: But the whole favorite on that one is that and
Speaker 3: Ryan Krawser he's playing one dollar one.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm surprised. I'm surprised taking odds on them at all.
Speaker 1: They did an indoor competition. This would have been about
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he saw this one, and they were all competing indoors.
Speaker 1: Obviously there was a wall at the end of where
Speaker 1: they were throwing. Just don't hit it. He hit the
Speaker 1: wall and turned rounds like, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he went a prize because in the car, what
Speaker 3: if someone else HiT's it and then no one else
Speaker 3: hid it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is. He is a prohibited favorite that crowds are, dude,
Speaker 1: and he's a genetic freak as well. He's about a
Speaker 1: head and shoulders taller than everyone else and they're all
Speaker 1: big boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's a vibepunt really, because he's not he's
Speaker 3: not actually rated to win a medal. There are three
Speaker 3: or four above them have got better odds, So yeah,
Speaker 3: he's not favored to win a middle.
Speaker 1: Tom. I always say that, you know, I always tell
Speaker 1: people that the things I'm betting on a vibe punts
Speaker 1: as well. But what I've come to realize is are
Speaker 1: all vibe punts. Every one of them is a vibepunt.
Speaker 1: And I'd like to tell you about one from yesterday.
Speaker 1: I know you saw it this morning on the account
Speaker 1: I was having a look We've got the vibeist of
Speaker 1: all vibe punts on on the Mad Monday podcast yesterday.
Speaker 1: We had to put it on because Chris said it
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I was like, once you've said it
Speaker 1: and spoken it into existence, you have to get on
Speaker 1: it because if it came in and you didn't bet
Speaker 1: on it, it would drive you insane. It is one
Speaker 1: of the vibeest punts you'll ever hear. It is every
Speaker 1: player that has been rumored to be leaving the club
Speaker 1: at the end of the year to score in the
Speaker 1: Warriors versus Eels game. So that is Jazz Tavanga, Dylan
Speaker 1: Walker and for the Eels, Blaze Telungy.
Speaker 3: First of all, to the greatest names, Jazz Tevanger and
Speaker 3: Blaze t'luggy.
Speaker 1: Great God's honest rugby league names. And that is paying
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: The return for one hundred dollar BEIT is fifteen thousand,
Speaker 3: eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Fifteen eight hundred dollars and it's.
Speaker 3: Just for three players to score tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, granted one of them is a fill in
Speaker 1: lock because to who Harris is out that that's Dylan Walker,
Speaker 1: Jazz Tevunger is coming off the bench. YEP. You know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people didn't even know that he was
Speaker 1: actually not in Rehead really and Blazed Lungy one of
Speaker 1: the great names. He's about nineteen years old, he's a center.
Speaker 1: He's the most likely out of the three of them.
Speaker 1: What I would say is, don't follow this in. No,
Speaker 1: just watch it across the weekend because if it pays out,
Speaker 1: we are paying fifteen fifteen thousand dollars out to you
Speaker 1: at home, so that's your stake in them.
Speaker 3: And by the way, we are paying out fourteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: I think I'll either put it on yesterday or today,
Speaker 3: So check out the Facebook page and comment on there,
Speaker 3: and we basically divvy it up into a hundred dollar
Speaker 3: lots and that cash straight into your TB account.
Speaker 1: It's not a bonus bear, it's not bonus cash. It
Speaker 1: is just cash. You can withdraw it if you want. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: so I got there.
Speaker 3: The odds for Tom Walsh just to win a meet
Speaker 3: it is actually four eighty. So he's a little bit
Speaker 3: of an outsider. So that you know, we're just showing
Speaker 3: a bit of loyalty there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, staying loyal to the sort, all right,
Speaker 1: that is your hunch for this week. We're going to
Speaker 1: take one more quick break when we come back. Yours please,
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Speaker 1: got cut nine times out of ten, it is because
Speaker 1: the audio quality was terrible. There's probably no way for
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Speaker 1: can listen back to them. But don't be discouraged if
Speaker 1: we don't play it out. We just can't get to
Speaker 1: all of them. Please keep sending them through. Really appreciate
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Speaker 6: Sorry, I was just Willie here again.
Speaker 7: Just wanted to weigh it on the greatest New Zealand
Speaker 7: rivershed hands down. I reckon it's got to be Mark Elton,
Speaker 7: jill coate athlete putting on both leag jerseys.
Speaker 6: And scoring six strides against Japan's a solid provincial career
Speaker 6: there and playing for the Warriors. Now a successful business
Speaker 6: and rugby franchise owner and uh yeah, I've got to
Speaker 6: get pissons and shirk on TV for a bit and
Speaker 6: get paid for it.
Speaker 1: Fucking good cheers. Can I get with the CV. No,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a great summary.
Speaker 3: I mean I had thirty seconds to summ up Mark
Speaker 3: Ellis's life and he did it.
Speaker 1: He named it. That's a plus. As far as the
Speaker 1: New Zealander goes, I'd pick up on one little thing.
Speaker 3: He's success said, successful franchise owner. He's only just gotten
Speaker 3: into the Highlanders franchise and not overly successful at the stage,
Speaker 3: but could be.
Speaker 1: Could be.
Speaker 3: But hey, look it's up to you guys. You know,
Speaker 3: Mark Allis is in the conversation, He's in the conversation.
Speaker 3: Here's a great Newsalander.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by that metric, would you put Sony Bill in there?
Speaker 1: I think warb Jerseys.
Speaker 3: I think outside of the game, Marcos has given us more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, apart from the whole
Speaker 1: David Warners, Yeah, that was pretty good. That was great. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't argue with that. Keep those nominations coming through
Speaker 1: for the Greatest New Zealander of all time? Another caller here, yours.
Speaker 8: Please, hey, fellows, just with the greatest New Zealander ever
Speaker 8: kind of category? Could we do the Worst New Zealander Ever? Yes,
Speaker 8: I feel like that would be quite interesting for my nomination.
Speaker 8: I'd like to nominate South Canterbury.
Speaker 3: I love how they've given South Canterbury like a you know,
Speaker 3: they're a whole person, not bad. I mean, look, I
Speaker 3: could see the Worst New Zealand category getting us in a
Speaker 3: little bit of stripe. Yes, we'd probably have to pick
Speaker 3: either people who were dead or in jail murderers. Yes,
Speaker 3: And I mean it would be a pretty grim bracket,
Speaker 3: wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: You know, it wouldn't be fun to go.
Speaker 3: You know, talking your David Grays versus your David Tamahades
Speaker 3: versus you know, it's like not great, Yeah, not great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I don't think we will. I don't think
Speaker 1: we will go through it. But it's a great it's
Speaker 1: a great pub, yarn pub about to hair it is.
Speaker 3: And I did see something online around who are your
Speaker 3: three worst dinner guests? Like, if you tune up for
Speaker 3: dinner at a restaurant it's booked for four, who is
Speaker 3: a three least people you'd like to.
Speaker 1: See at your table?
Speaker 3: It was quite a good question. I'm not expecting you
Speaker 3: to answer it now. But it's quite a good again,
Speaker 3: a good pub conversation.
Speaker 1: Can I throw a controversial one out of here? Robin Williams,
Speaker 1: I reckon he would have been a real tough chat.
Speaker 1: Whenever I watch his like stand up comedy, I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: this is a lot. It's a lot going on. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine having it? But I think he's he's either
Speaker 1: a Hundy or zero.
Speaker 3: I reckon he's either at dinner if he's on a
Speaker 3: HUNDI because I think he's quite bipolar. Right, he would
Speaker 3: be unbearable or he just sit there and not saying anything.
Speaker 3: Either of those, yeah, would be terrible. Yeah, anyway, we
Speaker 3: think about that later. But that didn't mean for this
Speaker 3: to be a drive by on on Robin Williams straight
Speaker 3: didn't ye?
Speaker 1: Sorry mate, you didn't deserve that, all right, call here,
Speaker 1: let's move on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, get a Murray first. I'm call a long time listener.
Speaker 9: Just listen to the chat about Frosty Boy and mister woodby.
Speaker 9: My mum growing up told us that when he was
Speaker 9: playing music, it meant that he was out of ice cream.
Speaker 9: So for that, I would give it to Frosty Boy
Speaker 9: every time.
Speaker 3: Who wrote this is a classic parental track that you
Speaker 3: try and play. You can only do it once, though,
Speaker 3: because once one of your kids gets a little older,
Speaker 3: they call bullshit.
Speaker 1: On you and then you fucked yeah yeah, and they
Speaker 1: tell the other.
Speaker 3: Kids and then it's all on, like, don't lie to us,
Speaker 3: You lied to us, You are some ice cream. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Ralph Cotton onto it. He spread the word that we
Speaker 3: were bullshitting them. They were lying to them. You told
Speaker 3: us we should never lie. It's just a real spiral.
Speaker 1: What what was the one that you told him? Was
Speaker 1: it about? Yeah, exactly that. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows that one.
Speaker 1: That is a That is a that's a gold star
Speaker 1: parental move. Yeah. I love these hearing about these from
Speaker 1: what the other parental one.
Speaker 3: This is the other parental hack that this is the
Speaker 3: only one that really worked, And it was for long
Speaker 3: road trips when your kids are slightly punishing, like kind
Speaker 3: of three, five and seven, like just wounding. Any trip
Speaker 3: longer than an hour or two is so fucking punishing.
Speaker 3: You gotta stop for pisses, food, fucking fighting, whatever. At
Speaker 3: the start of the trip, I buy a big bag
Speaker 3: of lolly snakes and I look them in the eye
Speaker 3: in the back seat, and I was like, you three,
Speaker 3: this bag of lolly snakes is yours when we get
Speaker 3: to our destination. But any fighting anything going on the
Speaker 3: back seat, we're not happy with. I open it up
Speaker 3: and I throw one snake out the window. So sitting
Speaker 3: there they're fighting.
Speaker 1: Open it up.
Speaker 3: When snake out the window, I mean not a snake,
Speaker 3: another snake, and they could just see their dreams evaporate
Speaker 3: until they eventually become.
Speaker 1: A team and go, we've got to stop being fuckwards.
Speaker 3: And then you get the destination and they get like
Speaker 3: four or five snakes off half of them on stay
Speaker 3: only one.
Speaker 1: I love that. That is a Yeah, it's good. It's
Speaker 1: a visual representation of how hard you're sucking this up here,
Speaker 1: so correct. The only problem is you lose all leverage
Speaker 1: once there's no more snakes. Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's people out there whose kids don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck and they would just eat through those snakes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: beff the whole packet out and they wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: I do. I do love like those psychological parenting moves,
Speaker 1: like no one can get the dishes quite as clean
Speaker 1: as you.
Speaker 3: You're so good at peeling potatoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 3: so good at that.
Speaker 1: Those kind of ones they killed me. They still work
Speaker 1: on me. Now. I only found out about this time
Speaker 1: last year. Remember when we said if everyday events were
Speaker 1: in the Olympics, what would you win gold at? And
Speaker 1: I was like, making the bed.
Speaker 3: I'm excellent at making the bed, And then I realized, actually, non,
Speaker 3: she just doesn't want to make the bed.
Speaker 1: So she tells me that I'm real mean at making
Speaker 1: the bed, and here I am with a gold star
Speaker 1: on my ch is, showing all my friends I'm real good.
Speaker 1: Making bed still works on it?
Speaker 3: Does She also say, I bet you can't get changed
Speaker 3: in ten seconds? Yeah, I betch you can't leave the
Speaker 3: house in ten seconds with the work bag?
Speaker 1: Who can put this on the fastest? Who can die
Speaker 1: the shoelaces the fastest? Yeah? And it all works with me.
Speaker 1: The other one that I found out was when I
Speaker 1: was talking to a mate about you know who stacks
Speaker 1: the dishwasher wrong in your house? And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: the missus stack the dishwasher differently and neither of us
Speaker 1: really care about it. And then I realized it's actually
Speaker 1: driving her insane. She just hasn't said anything about it.
Speaker 1: When you go to bed, you can hear clink clink, clink,
Speaker 1: and she just rearranges it. Sure enough. Yeah, because every
Speaker 1: night when I'm like, I'll clean that, this is the way.
Speaker 1: Just leave it. I'll do it. That's such a pas sect.
Speaker 1: Just leave it. Just leave it. Yeah, because you're going
Speaker 1: to go and do it and I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: do it again afterwards. Anyway. Anyway, we've we're off into
Speaker 1: the weeds. I think we had a couple more here, yours.
Speaker 7: Please, Okay, Killer's willing to write a sliver of hanging here.
Speaker 6: It's just on the Olympic shift.
Speaker 7: If we've got a question in in there, why can't
Speaker 7: we have a bit of jouting or potentially some bull
Speaker 7: riding in there there, particularly of the excitement levels of
Speaker 7: my books anyway, or perhaps of the Questrians before they
Speaker 7: went out there drew names out of had to see
Speaker 7: where animal they ride. Mark Todd coming there on a hippopotamus.
Speaker 1: Great care, Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: I really like bull fighting. Yeah, bull fighting would be
Speaker 3: so great. That's such a spicy jlipino for the IOC.
Speaker 1: I know, but you can imagine it in the original
Speaker 1: Olympics like it would have been something that they would
Speaker 1: have tried Man vers Beast, Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't mind bull fighting, even bull riding. I actually I
Speaker 1: was thinking bull riding.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, and not the bull fighting is actually
Speaker 3: pretty throughsome with Bostamp. Yeah, I was actually thinking bull riding.
Speaker 3: Now it seems a bit more kosher.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Throw a couple of Christians to the lions. Yeahs
Speaker 1: always quite good. I do like the idea of Mark
Speaker 1: Todd coming and on a hippopotamus. The only problem is
Speaker 1: the hippo could turn around and eat him. This yet
Speaker 1: a risk all the crowd. But if you're worried, if
Speaker 1: you're one of those people who's worried about animal abuse
Speaker 1: and the equestrian events, hippo is not going to give
Speaker 1: a fuck if.
Speaker 3: You whack it with your riding crop and they and
Speaker 3: they will just run straight through those fences.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true's not getting over the imagine a hippo
Speaker 1: in the dressage doing a little and going backwards. You
Speaker 1: know what I can I've seen what my life partner
Speaker 1: has been able to train a rhinoceros to do, and
Speaker 1: I reckon she could do the dressage on the back
Speaker 1: of her own turns its way. Look the crip walk
Speaker 1: side will Yeah, yeah, I think. I think that's a
Speaker 1: brilliant idea. Much malign the animals at the Olympic Games.
Speaker 1: Why is it only for the horses? We've got one more, heir,
Speaker 1: call it yours please.
Speaker 4: If a sport is going to be in the Olympics,
Speaker 4: winning the Olympic Gold needs to be the crowning achievement
Speaker 4: in that sport. If you ask kids who played soccer
Speaker 4: what they want to win when they grow up, they're
Speaker 4: going to say the World Cup, not an Olympic gold.
Speaker 4: Sailing kids they want to win the America's Cup. And
Speaker 4: I bet if you asked young Tiger Woods what he
Speaker 4: wanted to win, he would not say gold at the Olympics.
Speaker 4: He would say AVN Male Performer of the Year. Anyway
Speaker 4: buck has been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the debate. This is the debate Adult
Speaker 1: Video Network Awards.
Speaker 3: By the way, okay, this is the debate that happens
Speaker 3: all the time around. Is this the panacle pinical event
Speaker 3: of some of these sports? And the answer it clearly
Speaker 3: is no.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Even surfing, basketball is not, tennis is not golf, is
Speaker 3: not even a questrian. You know, I think there'd probably
Speaker 3: be some question writers would rather win badminton.
Speaker 1: There's probably more money in it. Probably some badminton players
Speaker 1: would rather win the equestrian as well. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: That was a great joke, well crafted, well crafted yours
Speaker 3: please really enjoyed that that it was for today for
Speaker 3: a Friday episode of the A Gender Podcast.
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