WEBVTT - "Give Me Back My Dog" 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:03.160 Life and Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you, 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:05.800 as always by Export Ultra the bear for here. This 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:08.360 is the Agenda Podcast for the second of August. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:13.760 The Agenda Podcast The Ham of Sporting Nonsense and Clap Trap, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.200 brought to you by Export Culture. 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:20.560 I've been made aware of a story from the Medical Journal, 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.440 the New Zealand Medical Journal. I was just flitting through 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:22.960 it this morning. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.000 You often do that, Yeah, just is that part of 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.840 your daily routine is just to get out the medical Journal. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.560 Oh, not daily, that's probably more of a monthly thing. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.360 just whenever the Medical Journal comes out or have a 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:34.680 look through. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:34.919 Look. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.000 I think anyone who's living, you know, inside a human 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.920 body should check the Medical Journal. You know, it applies 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.839 to all of us. Today, they've released information on a 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.320 unique series of cases involving three men who ended up 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:50.200 in the emergency room in Canterbury after accidentally swallowing bottle 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:54.680 tops while drunk. This is the most interesting part of 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:58.000 this to me. The men, we separate cases, not known 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:00.560 to each other, and none remembered ingesting the tops. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.560 I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm calling massive bullshit on that. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.959 I reckon they were all involved but they've had to 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.960 deny it because either their partners or there's some sort 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.080 of restriction around them getting together. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.720 Because this is what they do. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.200 You've been hanging out with Mania again swawing those buddy bottletops, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:16.480 have you. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:21.480 My theory on this is somebody has started putting bottle 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:26.160 tops in beer bongs and they these people didn't know 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.800 they were doing it because I think you because the 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.240 most shocking part of this is that they included photos, 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.360 and some of the photos the bottle tops were not 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.240 like rolled up, you know, like crush, They were just 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.920 whole bottle tops. So how do you ingest it from 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.800 a bomb? A beer bong? Oh, beer bong? 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.280 Like oh okay, yeah, ges you be doing well to 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.000 ingest it through a bomb, That's what I was thinking, 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.960 A real proper bomb, I do that. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.040 But if you had the lung capacity to do that, 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.720 I probably wouldn't feel the bottle cap. Yeah, but they're 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:59.120 getting lodged in their sophagiophagus geese of these people, why 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.040 in Canterbury? The way are me in Canterbury? That's why? 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:03.680 What do you mean? Why Canary? 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.560 But also that's so bullshit. They don't know each other 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.160 and unrelated and they can't. Neither of them can remember 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:10.120 it because are too wasted. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:12.919 Oh, I didn't say that. It didn't say that too. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.320 I said it said, it has said. It is suspected 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.440 that the ingestion took place during the rapid consumption of 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.880 excess amounts of alcohol. You fucking reckon. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:28.000 Only the medical journal can describe three dudes getting wasted 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.680 as that rapid ingestion of. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:34.040 Alcohol obscenely biological. There's Yeah, Like I said before, there's 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.840 only two things that's that play here. Either it's a competition, 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.359 you know, I reckon, I could do it. I reckon, 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:41.720 I could do it. An do you reckon you can do. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.960 Or I reckon it's beer bong. Someone's put it in there. Yeah, 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.000 and they didn't know how. What's the strangest thing you've swallowed? 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.600 The strangest thing? I thought? When I was a kid, 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:53.360 I distinctly remember taking a people from the playground and 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:54.840 putting it so far up my nose that I got 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:59.000 stuck in my throat. Yeah, my teacher shut up to missus. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:04.080 Patterson had to homelook me to get the stone out. Yeah. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.760 Did it come flying out? Yeah? 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:06.079 Did? 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.919 I'm sure the tissue there called the called the people. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.000 She caught it as well, didn't let up just hune 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:15.600 across the classroom. No, no, no, she professional, She did 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:16.799 homelok and the catch. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.400 Yeah, it is talented, it was. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.720 There was a bit going on. Yeah, yeah, that'll be 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:28.320 about it. What about an eight ball from a pool tableau? 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.280 I swawed a live fish goldfish once. Of course it 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.000 did accidentally accidentally. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:38.320 We're no, you did it. You don't accidentally swallow a 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:39.760 gold fish. I had it in my well. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.400 I had it in my mouth and the tail was 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.400 flapping around, and then it slipped out. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.080 It was only a small one and it went straight 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:46.720 down the gallop. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.840 Yeah, like there's going to be some man active sout 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.240 theah's not going to have about that I had. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.520 I'm sure it died quickly in my acid stomach acid, 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:58.120 that's right. Yeah. Plus, what's the difference between that and uh, 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.640 buying fish from the fish and chip shop? Yeah, that 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:01.920 fass died and then you eat it. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:05.440 Yeah, or seeing a shag eat a whole snapper and 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.560 watching the shags sit there for ten minutes while the 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.840 snapper thrashes around in its stomach. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:16.800 Yeah, what's Yeah, what's what's worth? You know about what 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.840 you've done there than a pelican? Yes? Can I hold more? 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.119 And is beg than his belly? Can? He said National 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.160 bird of Whistlers. Just know what's strange thing you've swallowed? 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.320 Three six You said through a message this morning that 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:33.479 piqued my interests on the Daily Agenda group chat. You 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.160 said you reckon you couldn't beat anyone at the Olympic's 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:37.480 male or female at anything. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.760 Well that what I said that because I saw the 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.160 boxing and I thought there must be a featherweight division 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.159 where I, reckon I could come out and swing a 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.279 few and potentially compete. And then I saw that one 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.120 this morning with the controversial. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.000 At athlete who. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.440 Has been banned previously for high testosterone correct and just 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:03.120 saw him swinging or her they sorry swinging, and I 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.640 was like, nap, there's no way I'd get ko. And 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.640 then I was thinking there must be something else that 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:12.240 I could compete in, like not get humiliated, forget any 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:16.840 of the like anaerobic ones running spread all that, there's 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:20.160 no chance of that even nothing. But then the under 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:25.440 forty nine kg weightlifting, Now that that's a pretty pint 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.520 size and we're talking female under forty nine weightlifting. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.679 That's pretty pint size. That is a very small human being. Yeah, 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.680 to put it in context, Nuggy the dog is heavier 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.680 than that that we talked about. Rap was heavier than that. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.000 Nugg is about fifty eight killers fifty seven and a half. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:46.920 I think, yeah, so I'm forty nine kilo Women's Olympic weightlifting. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.600 Yes you think so. I look this up, and the 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:53.360 record for the forty nine kilogram woman for the snatch 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:59.760 isn't The forty nine kilo woman's snatch is ninety four kilograms. Okay. 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:01.400 That that's the one just straight above the head. That's 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.560 the world record straight above the head. And then the 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.960 matter when you're gold, that will win your gold. And 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:10.200 then the clean and jerk is one hundred and sixteen kilograms. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.520 Okay, I don't think you can do that. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:15.440 Oh Like, I don't think I'm going to do the 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:19.640 world record, but I could compete, Like, let's watch them. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:24.960 That's okay, I reckon I wouldn't come last. Okay, So 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.560 when they compete, the under forty nine kg weightlifters compete 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:29.480 in the Olympic. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.800 We're going to check the scores, find out what the 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.000 lowest one is. Yes, then the day after, we're going 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.440 across to the gym. Correct, we're putting that weight on 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.400 the bar. You've got to try and beat it. Yep. 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:40.320 That's the only that's the only one I think I 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:41.960 can compete in. Well, do you not think you can? 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.000 You checked it around every day? 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:44.520 Look I do. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.760 I checked my kids around every day. That's my weightlifting 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.719 I'm aware of having. I am so acutely aware of 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.520 what I can and cannot lift. It's it's harrowing because, 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.320 like against my better judgment or my own will, even 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.080 to one of those hot people gyms, I'm not one 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.080 of them. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.360 Every time I walk into the gym, I'm the uglass 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.360 person in the room. Can we not do it at that? 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:08.680 Jim? 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.560 Reach out gym. 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:11.960 Owners if you've got even if you've just got like 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.400 some weights, yeah, some weights. Oh look, I mean this 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.200 could be hugely embarrassing for me, and no doubt it 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.920 will be. I'll probably ship myself or my hammy and 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.360 my or my break, my back will snap in half, 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.200 but pro lapse. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.920 I'm happy to just put that to bed. Yep. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.840 So from Olympics now on, I can say, look, zero, 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:32.720 I'm not going to compete in zero. 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.760 I could not beat anyone anywhere anything. No, yeah, I 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.600 completely agree with you. It would be interesting to see 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.480 what that number is because what if someone just comes 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.600 out and has a shitter, like dislocates their elbow or 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.440 something like that. Then I'm in the I'm in the 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.600 I'm in the conversation. Okay, all right. The weightlifting I 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.240 don't think has started yet, so once it does, we 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.000 will keep an eye on that and see what the 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.400 lightest weight that an Olympian lifts at this. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.360 Olympics and the under forty nine female category, and if 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.920 lane can what if it's like a heavier one that 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:05.040 lifts a lighter weight I think, I think whatever weight division. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.280 It is, oh no, it is funny. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.040 Or if it's the forty nine killer, I mean, I'm 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.880 twice the size of that human. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:15.960 Yes, surely it's technique, do wasn't it? Yeah? One hundred percent. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.440 This is what I think because so many people, particularly 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.800 when the Olympics start happening, think oh I could do this, 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.280 or I'd be all right at that, or maybe I 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.240 could do a running thing, and all those people. I 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.720 was just asked, like, when was the last time you 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.840 ran at a full sprint? Because I think for most 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.200 adults it wasn't in the last week, and for a 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.640 lot for a lot of you guys listening to this podcast, 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:37.040 it might have been years. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.480 Do you know the last time, the last time I 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:45.200 sprinted as hard as I could was absolutely peeled running 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.240 past one of those speed things that shows your speed 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.880 and says slow down. And we tried to get registered 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.720 on that. So you tried to run it over fifty 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:53.440 kilometers an hour? 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.640 No, and it tells you. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.640 It tells you your speed no matter what, right, But 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.079 it's if you're over fifty it says slow down. If 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.120 you go past it's like twenty five thirty. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:04.280 Yeah. Yeah, it didn't even recognize it, didn't Rester. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.760 Just a bunch of middle aged drunk dudes running past 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:07.560 the speak camera. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.000 Yeah, what do you think you could? 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:11.960 Like? 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.800 So we're doing the snatches that where you're going to go? 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.679 I don't know, I don't know. It's probably a bit 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:17.520 closer to Yeah. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.480 I think the snatch might result in some because that's 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:26.320 a technique Lauren Hubbard dislocated situation, because that's a hard 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.280 enough movement to do with the broomstick let alone. 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.840 Yes, you know, actually weights on the. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:31.240 Bar I think I could get it to hear it 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.559 up and then yeah. So the problem with that is 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.199 that's a much heavier weight that they're going to be 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:35.600 able to do. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.000 But where Yeah, such such as life. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:43.080 Okay, okay, I'm looking forward to the weightlifting now to 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.319 find out exactly what it's going to be. The hero 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.840 of We've we've already crowned out hero of the Olympic 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:48.480 game so far. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.120 We found him overnight. He's doing the rounds on social media. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:56.400 It's the Turkish dude who won silver and the pistol shooting. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.959 Yes, and and like I said, with the pistol and 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:02.400 any of the shooting, the get ups they have with 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.719 the little patcho like the little the kind of scaffold 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.280 structure instead of glasses across their face looks like a 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.080 playing card over one eye and then on the other 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.600 one is a little monocle and they're just the most 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.240 awkward looking PlayStation game as you'll ever come across. Anyway, 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:20.920 this dude got silver, and you would have seen the 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.319 photos of him, one hand in the pocket, normal specs, 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:28.719 just a sloppy T shirt on. He's from Turkey. Now 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.120 we've got his backstory, which is even better So. 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:34.520 His name is Dick Yusuf. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.520 And he only recently took up shooting after a particularly 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.840 heated argument with his ex wife, and he credits his 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.839 success to his newfound passion for seeing his kids in 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.960 a relentless drive to prove his ex wrong. I never 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:53.680 thought i'd be here, Yousuf said, shrugging nonchalantly. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.960 I was just aiming for a weekend with the kids. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:10:59.040 So like, here we go. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:00.920 The fifty ten year old who as a mechanic and 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:04.680 a small garage in a Stanbul first picked up a 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:08.320 gun during a particularly frustrating divorce mediation. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.200 This is the greatest story of all time. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:15.079 I would not be admitting this of his unorthodox approach, 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:19.520 no specialty, get, no training regime, and a wardrobe consisting 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.960 of every day jeans and a T shirt. As baffled 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.760 professional shooters, he just shows up, shoots a near perfect 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.760 round and then asks if that where the smoking area is? 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:34.560 It gets better, though, it gets better. After winning silver, 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:40.880 Yusuf stood emotionless on the Olympic podium and declared, Sharon, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:47.880 if you're watching this, I want my dog back. I 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.160 don't know if this could well being made up, Like 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.839 if if it's true, it's the most magnificent Olympic moment 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:56.280 so far. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.520 Oh my god. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.319 So he's standing up there with nothing but just think 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:05.240 hatred for his ex. Yes, and he's shooting, and then 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.719 it's just afterwards he's like, I. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.440 Need a dart. Yeah, I need a day point me 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:09.679 in the direction of the smoker. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.560 Is loud and then comes back on stage and goes, Sharon, 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:12.400 I want my dog back. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.360 Can't be right, yeh, can't be true, Sharon. Just like Sharon. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.760 If you're out there, Nuggy Beck, he's a legend man. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:26.400 He's a dead set. Also, if you compete in that sport, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.600 you're never allowed to show up with all that shirt 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.560 on again because you're not better than him. Nah. And 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.000 all he's running off is just hatred for his ex. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.120 It's a real motivator. Yeah, it is, isn't it. This 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.720 is why we thought Rory McElroy was gonna win the 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.040 Open the other day, because we thought the masters. Then 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:44.840 there's some reconciliation. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:45.880 I know. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.880 That's why it did. It happened. He didn't have he 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:52.760 didn't have full clear knut clarity, so some people go revenge. Bod. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:57.040 He's picked up a gun and he's fucking good at it. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.760 I think, yeah, I I'd be giving him whatever he 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.319 wants it of Oz Sharon, Yeah, give the dog back, Yeah, 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:03.079 give the dog back. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.400 By the way, she's going to be like breaking bed 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:06.719 and she'll be in the lounge one day and the 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.600 little red dot will appears. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:12.400 Yeah, it's all over for it. God, God bless that guy. 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.120 I love him. Just firing off shot that's how that 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.880 that's how that sports should be played. Yeah, just stand 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.600 up there. Ever we shot, go and have a dart. Yeah, 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:21.319 couple of beers. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:22.920 Like I said, the shotgun. One should be off the 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.320 hip yeap and off the shoulder. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.520 I think that he's the heir of the Olympics thus far. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.559 Speaking of the Olympics, we are going to go through 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.280 all of the rainbow of metals that we hauled in 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:39.680 overnight right after these ads taste the rainbow lane. Yep, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.760 we got we got it all last night. We got 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.600 all of it. We got the gold Double Scales. Brook 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.480 Francis Lucy Spores won the double Scales gold. As they 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.000 declared one for the mums, one for the mums. They 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.199 said that they hadn't I don't know if they hadn't 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.800 won a race or they hadn't been going well since 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.760 by having their kids, and then they came back and 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.520 they just obliterated the field there they won the gold. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.840 The men's coxless four they won silver as well. Uh, 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.319 and then the women's coxless four one bronze. So full rainbow. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.560 It was a great. It was a proud evening to 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:15.040 be a key with. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.959 It's so funny that the Olympics it's always the same. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.000 I don't know, So we always go through the same 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.040 emotions every four years, and that is the first three 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.480 or four days. We suck because why don't we want 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.760 to be there totally and we start going booh, we 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.920 suck because they have swimming and all the freakish sports 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.960 that the Ausies had a boner on about, and we 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:37.120 always panic and it's always the same cycle. We get 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.560 to like the kind of once we're seated and we 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.840 start winning medals, everyone kind of can relaxes again. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.120 Yeah, I don't know why. We go through the same 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.160 emotions and every time, and then we hop on the 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.240 bikes towards the end there and we win a few more. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.320 Tell you what, we love a seat. We love a seat. Yeah, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.560 jojur A message into the group chat last night, said 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.720 New Zealand's greatest athlete at the Olympics as a seat. 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.800 Yeah, anything with a seat in it. We just dominated 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.440 it because we've got CC, we've got the the indoor velodrome. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.960 We do pretty well in the velodrome. And obviously we've 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:09.240 got the sailing. We've got the rowing kayaking. Sailing got 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.040 postponed last night and not enough wind. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.880 It's always an issue, isn't it. And like I've been saying, 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:15.120 I've got a mate in the sailing, so I was 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.560 waiting to watch it. I was like, it's a long 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.120 time to wait. Love you bro, probably gonna need to 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:25.960 get some sleeps at it. And oh, Twiggy Turkey dominated 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.080 last night as well. You dominated again. You asked me 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.800 this last week, do I think I could, you know, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.360 jump on a biscuit behind one of these rollers? After 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.040 watching him a twig last night, I reckon I could 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.040 just about water ski behind it. Put it on my 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.200 Instagram story last night. You reckon you could water do 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.680 you reckon? You and Emma twig could win an Olympic qualifier, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.440 but you're water skiing behind it. 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.000 I think you need more than one, more than one, 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:55.560 no more than skiing's quite hard. It's hard to get up, yes, 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.120 and so is wakeboarding. You in it's that initial power 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:58.720 you need. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.480 Yeah, to drag me out of the year, out of 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:02.480 the water, because. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.440 That's why the best gut I thought you could takes 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.600 less to get on the plane. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:06.280 It does. 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.440 Maybe it's a neeborhood or oh maybe I'm just trying 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.880 to think what would be easier to tow behind? Or 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.040 can you can you get her on the run? 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.160 Yeah? I think if you know, if my mate's dad's 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.920 on his boat and he pulls me up out of 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.880 the water and then I just swap handles over to 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.640 Emma's once she's up at full tilt, then I reckon 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:30.360 we're away. I reckon she'd still win. I have loved 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.280 watching Emma Twig at these Olympics more than any of 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.360 the other athletes, and even though I don't think her 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.840 finals even tonight, because the way that she's winning, it's 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.480 the same way Lisa Carrington has over the last few years. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.720 It's like she gets out to a massive, insurmountable lead 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:48.880 and then you watch everyone else's just light die behind 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:51.760 their eyes. Or you talked about her last was at 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.120 the semi final quarter final. Whatever, two people quit you. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.400 I watched one person give up on rowing as a 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.320 career in that race, and I saw another one last night. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:04.280 She's making people quit their jobs. I also someone must 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:06.960 have had a word to the commentator. He called her 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.760 Emmit twig the whole time. Didn't call her Twiggy one Twiggy, 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.200 old Twiggy. He's a bit too chummy that guy. 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:15.280 Yeah it was Twiggy, didn't he dropped the twiggy. Yeah. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:18.680 It's quite funny the rowers as well, like the culture 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.359 of rowing, because the biggest rowers rode for universities. Yeah, 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.160 and so he's talking about you know, the other day 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.000 we talked about the two dudes who rode for Yale 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:28.280 and they were in the Swiss team. And then I 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:32.159 think one of our blokes is going to Oxford. Oxford. Yeah, well, 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:33.640 because it's such a big thing. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.720 Why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you go to some of 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:41.320 the most prestigious universities on a scholarship. Who wouldn't to 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:45.120 study I don't know, communications or something, don't care BA whatever. 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.520 Yeah, bachelor beer drinking. Yeah, I mean I did that 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.040 at a target union and I never went to the 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:53.040 Olympics and had to pay for the privilege. But yeah, 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:57.400 Emmitt Twig ended more careers. Last night, Ryan Fox teed 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.080 off in the golf as well. Yeah he's not bad. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.320 Was he three under? Yeah he was tired. Yeah, tied 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.320 for not this morning. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.400 Great course, that first hole, Yeah on that course as 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.520 a killer, like they've gotta you gotta lay up before 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.280 a lake and then you've gotta over a lake to 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:12.760 the green, which is hard on a lake. 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:14.240 I was that what they were doing because I was 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.240 watching the guys off the first tee and they all 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:19.000 had like three woods or some would go the long 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.360 iron because that's the layout you needed. 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.120 Bryson de Chambo because he's one option of just going 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:26.359 right taking it on, but. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:27.919 No one did because everyone was a bit nervous. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.680 But it was I really enjoyed watching the golf because 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.560 you see the old PGA player, old Scheffler, was playing well. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:37.160 This is again another take from jo Ju, who produces 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:40.040 all of the great takes for this podcast. He was saying, 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.160