WEBVTT - "Weak Dudes" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.520 Live from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:06.440 you by Export Ultra. This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:07.600 the twenty first of August. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.799 The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.200 brought to you by Export a Vulture. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:16.720 Good morning. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:20.160 He's sitting top a very flattid microphone there. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.640 Yeah, I mean, would it kill you guys? Heared a spanner. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:27.480 Everything's flaccid in here. Everything, every mic is flopping, every 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:28.639 camera is tilting. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:31.720 Every morning we come in here and we have to 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.879 adjust everything from where it was yesterday despite no one 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.920 having touched it, just because we're running on the smell 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:39.479 of an oily rag. There's never been a studio that 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:40.920 would benefit more from a bit of spanner. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.920 Word, is there a like are these some kind of 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.120 budget Mike stands? Or is this the best? 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.280 Is this the best you can buy that for the 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.320 lot as soon as you screw them once they stripped 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.720 the screw. 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.480 For the longest time, we didn't even have Mike stands. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.560 It was like one of them was, you know, the 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.560 conductors of an orchestra, the little thing they have does that? 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:01.760 You know? 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.800 I think we had like a we're a small child 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:05.600 in there holding the microphones for a while. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.320 Yeah, what's up with that? 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:13.679 I just saw this footage of Berlin nineteen twenty something 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:19.440 like some child, you know, chimney sweeps heating off to work, 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:22.880 oh like about four years old, and like, you know 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.080 how back then it's no matter how old you were. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.039 You wore like a suit and. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.120 A camp doesn't matter if you're a Chimney sweep whatever 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.440 you went off good. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.839 Yeah, waistcoat? Yeah. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.800 I mean, is at time, with these difficult economic times, 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.919 to just get kids out of school to hold Mike's stands? 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.240 I think the clearest example of this is that you know, 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.080 children nowadays, because they don't work. What's the most popular 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.720 game in the world. It's Minecraft. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.120 That's show that you want to work. Kids want to work. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.680 They yearned for the mines and what are they doing. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.000 They're building forts. If they get away from Minecraft, then 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:49.840 they'll build a. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.400 Couch for it. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.600 Yeah, so they actually they actually want to get into 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:53.920 the construction industry. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.160 And who are we to hold them back? 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.240 But is there a rising tide of kids playing Chimney 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:58.840 sweep games? 0:01:59.400 --> 0:01:59.640 No? 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:04.840 No, although I gave up dead Red redemption, yeah, because 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.639 I was just working for my fucking gang. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.800 I was working. I was working two jobs. I was like, 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.160 one day just struck me on, well these guys are 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.240 doing shit. Yeah, I'm working my ass off and it's 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:14.839 not even real. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.760 I spent forty hours out in the bush just getting 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.680 possum furs to sell back in town for fucking three dollars. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:21.359 What am I doing in this game? 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.760 Yeah? I was fishing. Yeah, yeah, I was fearying people 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.720 backing town. I was doing a courier horse courier job 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:28.240 for a while. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.560 Bullshit, you're paying hundreds of dollars for the privilege as well. Yeah, 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.079 it is ridiculous. And kids call it grinding. I've just 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.400 got a lot of grind to do. They go like, 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.480 what do you got to do tonight? You said, you kid, 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.200 I've got some grinding to do in this game. So 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.080 I just got to get through some stuff. I was like, well, fuck, 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:47.680 they've really got you. How about your grind the skids 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:53.040 off the toiletvel That is a good point. I saw 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.239 meme last night. I was talking about Grand theft ato. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.200 What does it six that's coming out? Yeah, and they 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.840 like can't wait to watch dudes spend hours on the 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:05.079 aim getting the character into peak physical condition. If you 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.120 just did that in real life, far ahead you'd be. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.200 There is the game of life that we can play. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:11.840 There's also the Game of the Life, the board game, 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.799 which isn't that's a pretty good game. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.760 I've only played that once, and I played with Chris 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.519 Kean another friend of ours, Sam wasted like the day 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:25.679 after first of January, like after New Year's anyway, we 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.239 all blacked out playing the game. We woke up the 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.960 next morning and had to have a like count back 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.000 to see who it actually won. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.200 Turns out i'd want, Oh, really, that's awesome. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.120 Did you go to college or did you just go 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:35.960 straight into the workforce. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.840 I went straight into the workforce and that worked out 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:38.040 for you. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.040 Yeah. I was like, I'm going to the University of Life. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.560 And how many kids did you have in the backseat? 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:42.920 You've got to have all of them before you can finish, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:43.200 don't you. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:43.520 Ah? 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.160 Yeah, I guess you have four kids? Is it four? Yeah? Three? 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:49.600 Or four in the back of the car? Yeah? Whatever 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.760 it was. We had a boundary count, but a traditional 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.200 view of the game of life. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.200 It's like this is where you have to have to 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.640 have a successful life. And they made an updated version 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:01.160 betweenty twenty four, like a Woe version of that. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.520 They would be a minefield, the whole thing, the whole 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:04.440 thing would be a minefield. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.600 I didn't want to go into it here on this podcast. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:06.800 Yeah. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:10.040 Anyway, yesterday we had a big photo shoot for a 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:11.480 big TV show that's coming up. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.240 Yeah. Has that been announced? That show? Yes? 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.880 Yeah, there's a press release out The ACC does Game 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:17.600 of two Halves? 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.880 Yeah, so you were me and isn't it? Yep? Gelane's 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.680 not it. Jilane is not in it. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.839 What what's he done recently? 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.440 Yeah? Anyway, I don't know why he's not in it, 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.680 but he's not. He's not. But Michayla Blide isn't it? 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:35.800 Oh my god? So we met. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.080 Yes, So we did the photo shoot yesterday. Laura McGoldrick 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.080 was there, MICHAELA. Blyde was there. She brought her gold 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:43.240 medal with her, because yeah, why the funk wouldn't. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.200 You, He'd bring it everywhere, one of her two gold medals. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.080 She didn't bring the other one. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.480 That's a good point, the new shiny one from Paris. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.440 We got to hold it just as heavy as you'd 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:52.640 think they'd be very heavy. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:54.400 It's got a bit of the Eiffel Tower in it. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.720 She said, yeah, so they've got a bit of iron 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.120 steel the Eiffel Tower they took for some maintenance and 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.200 that's coated with gold. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:03.360 Had to look at the front head to look at 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:03.720 the back. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.960 What I quite liked was the the lanyard thing that 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.760 it's on was quite worn out. It was like quite dirty. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.080 She's obviously been wearing it absolutely everywhere she went. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.800 Yeah, because I held it. Yes, Did you put it 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:16.679 around your neck? Yes? 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.680 Ah, because I was wondering if you were allowed to 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.640 put it around your neck like that? What the protocol 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.920 is on old middle if you haven't earned it. Although 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.400 I said to Mkayley, you remember I said we earned 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.120 this because they're all New Zealanders. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:28.680 Agreed. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.680 She agreed, She said, she said well, and you said, well, 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.240 she's done on the line, share of the work. And 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.960 I said, but we've all, we all, it's all, it's 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.720 all of our gold medal. Yeah, and that's why she 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:38.720 wouldn't let me leave with it. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.000 That's what she said as well. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.039 She said, look, yeah, I did all the hard work, 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.760 all the like sacrifices that I made, but this is 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.960 this is ours. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.480 She scored more tries in the tournament. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.600 Me, well, that's just a you know, you weren't allowed 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:53.880 to play. 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:55.400 Yeah, it's location by us. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.760 Yeah, but yeah, I know I got a photo with 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.000 it around my neck. I think I'm going to get 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:04.800 the rings tattooed now now that I've had the gold 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.599 medal around my neck. You know, isn't how it works? Yeah? Yeah, 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.280 once you can hold the gold, once you can feel 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.240 the steal, tickle that nickel, baby, you get that little 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:15.479 patriotic holding it. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:16.880 Actually, I just about cried. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.280 Yeah, I was trying to hold together in front of her. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.440 But yeah, sort of TV show is starting in September. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:25.279 We filmed that. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.360 But because you know, I haven't done I've been on 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:32.240 the odd bullshit TV show here and there, and coincidentally 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.479 they've all shut down almost immediately after I was a 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.479 guessed on any of them. But it's interesting to me 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.680 learning how the whole TV thing worked, and it made 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:41.960 me think, like, how did Back of. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:45.240 The Y work because it aired every week? Yeah, but 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:45.840 when you. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.159 Watch those episodes, that didn't seem like something you could 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.599 just like whip up from week to week. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:50.360 Yeah. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.120 Well it started off that TV show I made as 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.520 a sort of Wainsweld situation with me and my mate 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.560 Chris shooting it and has lounge and going off and 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:00.160 shooting stunts, and every week we put it up on 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.200 Triangle Television. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.400 What was Triangle Television? It was like a. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.840 Just a community television show, a channel where mostly there 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.360 was just weird stuff on it, like religious programming and stuff. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.840 But you could buy a half hour slot for five 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.360 hundred dollars a week. So I'd work a job and 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.680 we'd we'd get sponsors and we'd have our show on 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.080 paying five hundred dollars a week. We'd shoot that week 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.840 to week and we just had it was like this. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.760 It was so similar to this. We just had like 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.640 tripods with cameras on them, and we sat in the 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.960 lounge and we interviewed each other in stupid stunt uniforms. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.480 Then he'd go outside. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.000 I'd run them over in a car, and then we'd 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.000 come back and talk about it. And it got quite 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.360 popular in a wayns were kind of way, but then 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.160 we went to TV. Kind of when we went to 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:39.680 TV and Z, it kind of had to be better 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.000 than that. So we shot them all and they were 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.480 supposed to sort of come out just as we were 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:49.720 shooting them. But then wind got news got out that 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.040 the most offensive and disgusting show of all time had 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:57.160 been made. A guy called Bill Rolston started writing articles 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:58.800 every week how we had to stop back of the 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.040 way going to year but had he seen so someone 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.200 stupidly from tvnz'd sent out a couple of episodes on 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.600 a demo thing well. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:08.680 Like check this out, this is coming out. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.400 Oh yeah yeah, and that went round and then there 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.200 were questions in parliament that what's the state broadcaster doing 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.720 broadcasting this? Because my sign off at the end was 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.280 I've been Danny Parker, see you counts next week, which 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.480 was quite confronting for for you know, two thousand and 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:28.160 two twenty twenty four are probably raising a couple. So 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.520 but there were questions asked in parliament. So we shot 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.360 at all and then they were like tv Z said, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:34.760 we're not this is never going to air. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.880 Who was the prime minister then? Was that Jenny Shipley? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:37.800 Did she have to field that? 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.800 Actually no, I think it was. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.640 Was it Alen Clark? 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.080 Yeah, because it only got on TV in the end 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.680 because a guy that was sort of an extra on 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:53.000 the show Has Auntie was the Minister of Broadcasting so 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.200 his mum rang up and said, hey, bloody Belinda, he's 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.679 not on bloody TV. And he was going to be 0:08:58.679 --> 0:08:59.880 on TV and it was going to sort of shit 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.239 out and then so she just she just rang up TVZ. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.120 Put it on. It's bloody nephew's my nephew's TV show. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:05.600 Put it on. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.920 And so so it went to year. So but this show, 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:10.319 we're making Game of two Halves. You know, there's not 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.800 as many stunts in it. Hopefully there's not as much 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.400 fire in it. I mean we're probably not jumping a 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.520 car through the set and I hope not. And it 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.440 has to be topical for sports, doesn't it. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:24.640 Yeah, so that's will be recorded. I think it's livesh. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:29.000 Yeah, more live than put out at a different moment. Yeah, interesting, 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.800 here it goes. I'm looking forward to the rising tide 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.040 of people that go, fuck you, you're ruining the legacy 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:34.880 of Game of Two Halves. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.200 Yeah, I'm interested to see that. Let's just go down 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.040 the line of who was on Game of Two Halves. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:48.199 Matthew Ridge yep, Tony Veitch yep, Martin Devlin yep, Alice 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.680 mark Ellis and then also Mike King. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.240 Yeah. Wow, that's quite a gallery of individuals, isn't it. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.719 That is a sixty six percent cancelation rate. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.440 That is what that is. So yes, it's going to 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:02.600 be different. But don't say that we're besmirching the good 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.520 name of Game of two Halves, you know. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:06.800 Yeah, we've only had one member canceled so. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:11.320 Far, and he prehemptively got canceled so he won't be 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:15.120 on the sharp. Yeah, he politely got canceled in advance. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.560 Look, guy, don't want to save us all a little 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.560 bit of it here on. We know which way this 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.240 is going. Prehemptively canceled myself. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.400 Yeah, So we went out to the Rabbit Warren that 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.440 was that is sky out there. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:28.520 I found it funny. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.120 I went into the changing room there and there's a 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.000 whole James mcconey corner of a wardrobe. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:36.600 Have you've seen that? Wow, mccaroney's got his own mccony wardrobe. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.800 He's been out there for a long time, James McConney, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:39.560 isn't it. Yeah he has. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.079 Yeah, he's actually also been in Paris for a long 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:42.560 time now. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.400 Yeah, he's still not back. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.360 They could be back over there for another couple of weeks. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.839 Really off for the Paralympics. No, no, no, I think 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:50.319 he's coming. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.040 I think he's just sort of he was when we 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.120 got over there for the Rugby Will Cup. He'd been 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:59.080 there for about five years. He was like finding an. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.840 Explorer that was lost. He picked up an accent. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.080 Yeah, he was speaking to the locals, Is you know, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.319 translating for us? Yeah, getting around on the old tube there. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.360 Oh, James McCarney. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.719 Yes, But anyway, I really enjoyed the photo shoot. You 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.520 said it was quite fun to humiliate ourselves in front 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.760 of different people this time, and then also obviously to 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.319 feel the steal that is the gold middle. Yeah, a 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.560 highlight of my day. Hey, the greatest New Zealander of 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:27.120 all time. Debate rages on, But this is actually the 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:30.199 last round, last matchup of the first round. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.160 What happened with Richard Hadley v Daniel Vittoria? Heard you 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:34.559 and Jeremy talking about it yesterday. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.480 Yeah, this one, I think this one actually was closer 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.600 than like a few of the landslides that had been before. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.240 Richard Hedley did take it out in the end. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:42.880 Yeah. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.760 I mean Richard Eddley's getting to the point where he's 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:50.520 so long ago now that people might not realize how 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.800 important he was from New Zealand cricket. The concept of 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.560 us being good at cricket was sort of created with 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:56.240 Richard Hadley. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:00.319 Yeah, and I actually do think that people recognizes that 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:04.760 because you know, I never saw him play, but I do, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.640 you know, because he's still around. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:07.960 Everything's named after him. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:13.000 Yeah, he like, I would have voted for him, despite 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:16.120 the fact that Daniel Vittoria was my favorite cricketer growing 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.679 up until I realized that my name rhymed with Mattia 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.360 maraa Lutheran, and then all of a sudden, Mania May 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:28.360 Lutheran was terrorizing backyards around South Canterbury. But yeah, so 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.800 I would have. I probably would have voted for Pedals 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.560 as well. It was funny talking to jerrys today. He 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:38.720 is tragically the biggest Headley fan. Yeah. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.679 Yeah, And I was listening to the podcast, was at 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:44.160 the gym, and and I was, I know everything that 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.240 Jerry is going to say next. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.760 Because he he's. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:51.439 So gone through unrequested, gone through both that dinner, that 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.199 lunch we were sitting beside Richard Henley and Joaka Yunis 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:58.640 and also the like like he brings it up in conversation, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:02.000 like it's like non equitors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.000 just you'll be talking about like like, oh, sure, should 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.199 we get some lunch. I had lunch with Richard Hadley 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.040 and I was it was actually very generous of Stephen 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.840 Flemy because he placed me between It's like, okay, mate, 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:12.800 we know where this is bloody going. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.240 Yeah, Jerry, what's your opinion on what's going on in Palestine? 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:16.880 What's funny you say that because last year for seven 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.200 Sharp I went down when Richard Hadley was selling his house. 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:25.840 And but despite that, they're still such good yarns. They're fantastic. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.160 It's like when you just it's any dude that's really 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.319 into a thing and it doesn't matter whether you give 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.800 a shit about that thing or not. Yeah, if the 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.880 person really cares about it. Yeah, desperately hung over. One day, 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.040 myself and Matt Ward watched it an entire hour long 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.760 documentary on how obos are made? 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.640 Oh wow, how are obos made? I don't have times 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.000 going to there's the weird read the top a. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.840 So it's got a little squeaky thing that you shove 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.520 in the obo yep, and then you've got all the 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:49.320 bits attached to it. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.559 Well and Funnily enough, depending on where the bits are, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.640 the different holes that you cover with the bits of metal, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:57.000 they'll use a different material underneath the holes. So up 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:58.920 the top you're going to have rubber and things like that. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.960 Further down you live wood. Right down the bottom you 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.680 might have a little bit of metal there. Who's the 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.720 person that plays the obo instead of the saxophone? 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:08.400 You've got the opportunity to do play Baker Street or 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.439 you know, or keele us whisper and it's shopping mall 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.600 and you go obo like blowing down something. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.680 You were right there, Yeah, you're right there. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.200 You could have been you know, you know Mad Max 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.880 three Beyond Thunderdome. Yeah, you could be Tina Turners Bloody Saxophone. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.600 You could be playing the saxophone solo from Simply the Best. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.680 But you're playing the Obo. And what's the most famous 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:32.240 OBO song? 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.080 Could not tell you? Watch this whole documentary, how long? 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.880 I've told the story many times before, desperately hung over 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.240 the pair of us, and right at the end we're like, sweet, 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.480 now we know how it's made fire that fucking thing up, 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.880 and then they cut to credits. We never heard a 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.560 single note out of the Obo it did my head 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.080 and to this day, I'm still upset about it. You say, right, 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.000 why is the saxophone sexy in Obo is not? 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.360 Yeah, I don't know. I think sex phone just cuts through. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.840 Yeah, absolutely cuts through, and you know, like cuts through 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.200 like a guitar solo does on a eighties single. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.920 Yeah, reach out Obo players. But yeah, Richard Hadley did 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.440 beat Daan to Tory overall. And then today is the 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.880 last matchup of the first round and it is Constable 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:17.160 Keith featuring Sniff versus Herald the Giraffe. Do you have 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.120 a dog in this fight? Or giraffe? 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.760 Constable Keith? And this is my primarily because Snuff is 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.160 such a good puppet. He've always been a big fan 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.240 of Sniff, A big fan of Snuff. You love Sniff, 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.640 I love Snuff. Stuff still traveling around the schools? Is 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:33.440 Consortable Keith and Snuff still in operation. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.400 No they're not. They're retired. But you don't have to 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.240 retire Snuff. Snuff can keep going. He just gets a 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:38.800 new Constable. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.760 You know. That's a good But he was already texting 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.200 to him when he's going around anyway, what. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.000 Matter of Sniff wasn't real? When I yeah, and I 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:47.800 always confused. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.680 We had like just the local cop used to come 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.960 in and talk to us about like stranger danger and 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.040 things like that, and I was just assumed he was 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.480 Constable Keith and I was a kid. But then someone 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.600 was just like, what the fuck could Constable Keith being waymitty. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.320 I got done dirty by cop that came around to 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.880 our school because it was like, what do you do 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.360 with this? And I said, that's a zebra crossing. You 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.440 have to you can cross on the ball butt and 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.280 he goes, I think us five, And he goes, I 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.200 think you're old enough to call them a pedestrian crossing. Oh, 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.520 not a zebra crossing. I was like, mate, if it 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.120 helps me remember, yeah, I mean I'm five, I can 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.320 move to Let me live with zebra crossing for a 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.520 few more years, but there has to be pedestrian crossing. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.240 I'm going back to calling it zebra crossing now. I 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:30.200 remember one year the cops had come down from like 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:34.040 Timori or wherever to show us a little demonstration that 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.960 they've been taking around the schools. But they didn't warn 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.160 us what they were about to do, and so we 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.560