Speaker 1: Live from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to
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Speaker 1: the twenty first of August.
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Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 1: He's sitting top a very flattid microphone there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, would it kill you guys? Heared a spanner.
Speaker 4: Everything's flaccid in here. Everything, every mic is flopping, every
Speaker 4: camera is tilting.
Speaker 1: Every morning we come in here and we have to
Speaker 1: adjust everything from where it was yesterday despite no one
Speaker 1: having touched it, just because we're running on the smell
Speaker 1: of an oily rag. There's never been a studio that
Speaker 1: would benefit more from a bit of spanner.
Speaker 3: Word, is there a like are these some kind of
Speaker 3: budget Mike stands? Or is this the best?
Speaker 4: Is this the best you can buy that for the
Speaker 4: lot as soon as you screw them once they stripped
Speaker 4: the screw.
Speaker 1: For the longest time, we didn't even have Mike stands.
Speaker 1: It was like one of them was, you know, the
Speaker 1: conductors of an orchestra, the little thing they have does that?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I think we had like a we're a small child
Speaker 1: in there holding the microphones for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 4: I just saw this footage of Berlin nineteen twenty something
Speaker 4: like some child, you know, chimney sweeps heating off to work,
Speaker 4: oh like about four years old, and like, you know
Speaker 4: how back then it's no matter how old you were.
Speaker 3: You wore like a suit and.
Speaker 4: A camp doesn't matter if you're a Chimney sweep whatever
Speaker 4: you went off good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, waistcoat? Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, is at time, with these difficult economic times,
Speaker 4: to just get kids out of school to hold Mike's stands?
Speaker 1: I think the clearest example of this is that you know,
Speaker 1: children nowadays, because they don't work. What's the most popular
Speaker 1: game in the world. It's Minecraft.
Speaker 3: That's show that you want to work. Kids want to work.
Speaker 4: They yearned for the mines and what are they doing.
Speaker 4: They're building forts. If they get away from Minecraft, then
Speaker 4: they'll build a.
Speaker 3: Couch for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they actually they actually want to get into
Speaker 4: the construction industry.
Speaker 3: And who are we to hold them back?
Speaker 4: But is there a rising tide of kids playing Chimney
Speaker 4: sweep games?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, although I gave up dead Red redemption, yeah, because
Speaker 4: I was just working for my fucking gang.
Speaker 3: I was working. I was working two jobs. I was like,
Speaker 3: one day just struck me on, well these guys are
Speaker 3: doing shit. Yeah, I'm working my ass off and it's
Speaker 3: not even real.
Speaker 1: I spent forty hours out in the bush just getting
Speaker 1: possum furs to sell back in town for fucking three dollars.
Speaker 1: What am I doing in this game?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was fishing. Yeah, yeah, I was fearying people
Speaker 3: backing town. I was doing a courier horse courier job
Speaker 3: for a while.
Speaker 1: Bullshit, you're paying hundreds of dollars for the privilege as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is ridiculous. And kids call it grinding. I've just
Speaker 1: got a lot of grind to do. They go like,
Speaker 1: what do you got to do tonight? You said, you kid,
Speaker 1: I've got some grinding to do in this game. So
Speaker 1: I just got to get through some stuff. I was like, well, fuck,
Speaker 1: they've really got you. How about your grind the skids
Speaker 1: off the toiletvel That is a good point. I saw
Speaker 1: meme last night. I was talking about Grand theft ato.
Speaker 1: What does it six that's coming out? Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: like can't wait to watch dudes spend hours on the
Speaker 1: aim getting the character into peak physical condition. If you
Speaker 1: just did that in real life, far ahead you'd be.
Speaker 4: There is the game of life that we can play.
Speaker 4: There's also the Game of the Life, the board game,
Speaker 4: which isn't that's a pretty good game.
Speaker 1: I've only played that once, and I played with Chris
Speaker 1: Kean another friend of ours, Sam wasted like the day
Speaker 1: after first of January, like after New Year's anyway, we
Speaker 1: all blacked out playing the game. We woke up the
Speaker 1: next morning and had to have a like count back
Speaker 1: to see who it actually won.
Speaker 3: Turns out i'd want, Oh, really, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Did you go to college or did you just go
Speaker 4: straight into the workforce.
Speaker 3: I went straight into the workforce and that worked out
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, I'm going to the University of Life.
Speaker 4: And how many kids did you have in the backseat?
Speaker 4: You've got to have all of them before you can finish,
Speaker 4: don't you.
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you have four kids? Is it four? Yeah? Three?
Speaker 3: Or four in the back of the car? Yeah? Whatever
Speaker 3: it was. We had a boundary count, but a traditional
Speaker 3: view of the game of life.
Speaker 1: It's like this is where you have to have to
Speaker 1: have a successful life. And they made an updated version
Speaker 1: betweenty twenty four, like a Woe version of that.
Speaker 4: They would be a minefield, the whole thing, the whole
Speaker 4: thing would be a minefield.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go into it here on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, yesterday we had a big photo shoot for a
Speaker 1: big TV show that's coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Has that been announced? That show? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a press release out The ACC does Game
Speaker 1: of two Halves?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were me and isn't it? Yep? Gelane's
Speaker 3: not it. Jilane is not in it.
Speaker 1: What what's he done recently?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Anyway, I don't know why he's not in it,
Speaker 3: but he's not. He's not. But Michayla Blide isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? So we met.
Speaker 1: Yes, So we did the photo shoot yesterday. Laura McGoldrick
Speaker 1: was there, MICHAELA. Blyde was there. She brought her gold
Speaker 1: medal with her, because yeah, why the funk wouldn't.
Speaker 4: You, He'd bring it everywhere, one of her two gold medals.
Speaker 4: She didn't bring the other one.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, the new shiny one from Paris.
Speaker 1: We got to hold it just as heavy as you'd
Speaker 1: think they'd be very heavy.
Speaker 3: It's got a bit of the Eiffel Tower in it.
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, so they've got a bit of iron
Speaker 1: steel the Eiffel Tower they took for some maintenance and
Speaker 1: that's coated with gold.
Speaker 3: Had to look at the front head to look at
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 1: What I quite liked was the the lanyard thing that
Speaker 1: it's on was quite worn out. It was like quite dirty.
Speaker 1: She's obviously been wearing it absolutely everywhere she went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I held it. Yes, Did you put it
Speaker 3: around your neck? Yes?
Speaker 4: Ah, because I was wondering if you were allowed to
Speaker 4: put it around your neck like that? What the protocol
Speaker 4: is on old middle if you haven't earned it. Although
Speaker 4: I said to Mkayley, you remember I said we earned
Speaker 4: this because they're all New Zealanders.
Speaker 3: Agreed.
Speaker 4: She agreed, She said, she said well, and you said, well,
Speaker 4: she's done on the line, share of the work. And
Speaker 4: I said, but we've all, we all, it's all, it's
Speaker 4: all of our gold medal. Yeah, and that's why she
Speaker 4: wouldn't let me leave with it.
Speaker 3: That's what she said as well.
Speaker 1: She said, look, yeah, I did all the hard work,
Speaker 1: all the like sacrifices that I made, but this is
Speaker 1: this is ours.
Speaker 3: She scored more tries in the tournament.
Speaker 1: Me, well, that's just a you know, you weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's location by us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I know I got a photo with
Speaker 1: it around my neck. I think I'm going to get
Speaker 1: the rings tattooed now now that I've had the gold
Speaker 1: medal around my neck. You know, isn't how it works? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: once you can hold the gold, once you can feel
Speaker 1: the steal, tickle that nickel, baby, you get that little
Speaker 1: patriotic holding it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I just about cried.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to hold together in front of her.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sort of TV show is starting in September.
Speaker 3: We filmed that.
Speaker 1: But because you know, I haven't done I've been on
Speaker 1: the odd bullshit TV show here and there, and coincidentally
Speaker 1: they've all shut down almost immediately after I was a
Speaker 1: guessed on any of them. But it's interesting to me
Speaker 1: learning how the whole TV thing worked, and it made
Speaker 1: me think, like, how did Back of.
Speaker 3: The Y work because it aired every week? Yeah, but
Speaker 3: when you.
Speaker 1: Watch those episodes, that didn't seem like something you could
Speaker 1: just like whip up from week to week.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well it started off that TV show I made as
Speaker 4: a sort of Wainsweld situation with me and my mate
Speaker 4: Chris shooting it and has lounge and going off and
Speaker 4: shooting stunts, and every week we put it up on
Speaker 4: Triangle Television.
Speaker 3: What was Triangle Television? It was like a.
Speaker 4: Just a community television show, a channel where mostly there
Speaker 4: was just weird stuff on it, like religious programming and stuff.
Speaker 4: But you could buy a half hour slot for five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars a week. So I'd work a job and
Speaker 4: we'd we'd get sponsors and we'd have our show on
Speaker 4: paying five hundred dollars a week. We'd shoot that week
Speaker 4: to week and we just had it was like this.
Speaker 4: It was so similar to this. We just had like
Speaker 4: tripods with cameras on them, and we sat in the
Speaker 4: lounge and we interviewed each other in stupid stunt uniforms.
Speaker 3: Then he'd go outside.
Speaker 4: I'd run them over in a car, and then we'd
Speaker 4: come back and talk about it. And it got quite
Speaker 4: popular in a wayns were kind of way, but then
Speaker 4: we went to TV. Kind of when we went to
Speaker 4: TV and Z, it kind of had to be better
Speaker 4: than that. So we shot them all and they were
Speaker 4: supposed to sort of come out just as we were
Speaker 4: shooting them. But then wind got news got out that
Speaker 4: the most offensive and disgusting show of all time had
Speaker 4: been made. A guy called Bill Rolston started writing articles
Speaker 4: every week how we had to stop back of the
Speaker 4: way going to year but had he seen so someone
Speaker 4: stupidly from tvnz'd sent out a couple of episodes on
Speaker 4: a demo thing well.
Speaker 3: Like check this out, this is coming out.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, and that went round and then there
Speaker 4: were questions in parliament that what's the state broadcaster doing
Speaker 4: broadcasting this? Because my sign off at the end was
Speaker 4: I've been Danny Parker, see you counts next week, which
Speaker 4: was quite confronting for for you know, two thousand and
Speaker 4: two twenty twenty four are probably raising a couple. So
Speaker 4: but there were questions asked in parliament. So we shot
Speaker 4: at all and then they were like tv Z said,
Speaker 4: we're not this is never going to air.
Speaker 3: Who was the prime minister then? Was that Jenny Shipley?
Speaker 3: Did she have to field that?
Speaker 4: Actually no, I think it was.
Speaker 3: Was it Alen Clark?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it only got on TV in the end
Speaker 4: because a guy that was sort of an extra on
Speaker 4: the show Has Auntie was the Minister of Broadcasting so
Speaker 4: his mum rang up and said, hey, bloody Belinda, he's
Speaker 4: not on bloody TV. And he was going to be
Speaker 4: on TV and it was going to sort of shit
Speaker 4: out and then so she just she just rang up TVZ.
Speaker 3: Put it on. It's bloody nephew's my nephew's TV show.
Speaker 3: Put it on.
Speaker 4: And so so it went to year. So but this show,
Speaker 4: we're making Game of two Halves. You know, there's not
Speaker 4: as many stunts in it. Hopefully there's not as much
Speaker 4: fire in it. I mean we're probably not jumping a
Speaker 4: car through the set and I hope not. And it
Speaker 4: has to be topical for sports, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's will be recorded. I think it's livesh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, more live than put out at a different moment. Yeah, interesting,
Speaker 4: here it goes. I'm looking forward to the rising tide
Speaker 4: of people that go, fuck you, you're ruining the legacy
Speaker 4: of Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm interested to see that. Let's just go down
Speaker 1: the line of who was on Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 1: Matthew Ridge yep, Tony Veitch yep, Martin Devlin yep, Alice
Speaker 1: mark Ellis and then also Mike King.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, that's quite a gallery of individuals, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That is a sixty six percent cancelation rate.
Speaker 1: That is what that is. So yes, it's going to
Speaker 1: be different. But don't say that we're besmirching the good
Speaker 1: name of Game of two Halves, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've only had one member canceled so.
Speaker 1: Far, and he prehemptively got canceled so he won't be
Speaker 1: on the sharp. Yeah, he politely got canceled in advance.
Speaker 3: Look, guy, don't want to save us all a little
Speaker 3: bit of it here on. We know which way this
Speaker 3: is going. Prehemptively canceled myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we went out to the Rabbit Warren that
Speaker 1: was that is sky out there.
Speaker 3: I found it funny.
Speaker 1: I went into the changing room there and there's a
Speaker 1: whole James mcconey corner of a wardrobe.
Speaker 3: Have you've seen that? Wow, mccaroney's got his own mccony wardrobe.
Speaker 3: He's been out there for a long time, James McConney,
Speaker 3: isn't it. Yeah he has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's actually also been in Paris for a long
Speaker 1: time now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still not back.
Speaker 1: They could be back over there for another couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Really off for the Paralympics. No, no, no, I think
Speaker 3: he's coming.
Speaker 4: I think he's just sort of he was when we
Speaker 4: got over there for the Rugby Will Cup. He'd been
Speaker 4: there for about five years. He was like finding an.
Speaker 3: Explorer that was lost. He picked up an accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was speaking to the locals, Is you know,
Speaker 1: translating for us? Yeah, getting around on the old tube there.
Speaker 3: Oh, James McCarney.
Speaker 1: Yes, But anyway, I really enjoyed the photo shoot. You
Speaker 1: said it was quite fun to humiliate ourselves in front
Speaker 1: of different people this time, and then also obviously to
Speaker 1: feel the steal that is the gold middle. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: highlight of my day. Hey, the greatest New Zealander of
Speaker 1: all time. Debate rages on, But this is actually the
Speaker 1: last round, last matchup of the first round.
Speaker 4: What happened with Richard Hadley v Daniel Vittoria? Heard you
Speaker 4: and Jeremy talking about it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, I think this one actually was closer
Speaker 1: than like a few of the landslides that had been before.
Speaker 1: Richard Hedley did take it out in the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean Richard Eddley's getting to the point where he's
Speaker 4: so long ago now that people might not realize how
Speaker 4: important he was from New Zealand cricket. The concept of
Speaker 4: us being good at cricket was sort of created with
Speaker 4: Richard Hadley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I actually do think that people recognizes that
Speaker 1: because you know, I never saw him play, but I do,
Speaker 1: you know, because he's still around.
Speaker 3: Everything's named after him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like, I would have voted for him, despite
Speaker 1: the fact that Daniel Vittoria was my favorite cricketer growing
Speaker 1: up until I realized that my name rhymed with Mattia
Speaker 1: maraa Lutheran, and then all of a sudden, Mania May
Speaker 1: Lutheran was terrorizing backyards around South Canterbury. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: I would have. I probably would have voted for Pedals
Speaker 1: as well. It was funny talking to jerrys today. He
Speaker 1: is tragically the biggest Headley fan. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was listening to the podcast, was at
Speaker 4: the gym, and and I was, I know everything that
Speaker 4: Jerry is going to say next.
Speaker 3: Because he he's.
Speaker 4: So gone through unrequested, gone through both that dinner, that
Speaker 4: lunch we were sitting beside Richard Henley and Joaka Yunis
Speaker 4: and also the like like he brings it up in conversation,
Speaker 4: like it's like non equitors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's
Speaker 4: just you'll be talking about like like, oh, sure, should
Speaker 4: we get some lunch. I had lunch with Richard Hadley
Speaker 4: and I was it was actually very generous of Stephen
Speaker 4: Flemy because he placed me between It's like, okay, mate,
Speaker 4: we know where this is bloody going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry, what's your opinion on what's going on in Palestine?
Speaker 1: What's funny you say that because last year for seven
Speaker 1: Sharp I went down when Richard Hadley was selling his house.
Speaker 1: And but despite that, they're still such good yarns. They're fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's like when you just it's any dude that's really
Speaker 1: into a thing and it doesn't matter whether you give
Speaker 1: a shit about that thing or not. Yeah, if the
Speaker 1: person really cares about it. Yeah, desperately hung over. One day,
Speaker 1: myself and Matt Ward watched it an entire hour long
Speaker 1: documentary on how obos are made?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, how are obos made? I don't have times
Speaker 3: going to there's the weird read the top a.
Speaker 4: So it's got a little squeaky thing that you shove
Speaker 4: in the obo yep, and then you've got all the
Speaker 4: bits attached to it.
Speaker 1: Well and Funnily enough, depending on where the bits are,
Speaker 1: the different holes that you cover with the bits of metal,
Speaker 1: they'll use a different material underneath the holes. So up
Speaker 1: the top you're going to have rubber and things like that.
Speaker 1: Further down you live wood. Right down the bottom you
Speaker 1: might have a little bit of metal there. Who's the
Speaker 1: person that plays the obo instead of the saxophone?
Speaker 4: You've got the opportunity to do play Baker Street or
Speaker 4: you know, or keele us whisper and it's shopping mall
Speaker 4: and you go obo like blowing down something.
Speaker 3: You were right there, Yeah, you're right there.
Speaker 4: You could have been you know, you know Mad Max
Speaker 4: three Beyond Thunderdome. Yeah, you could be Tina Turners Bloody Saxophone.
Speaker 4: You could be playing the saxophone solo from Simply the Best.
Speaker 4: But you're playing the Obo. And what's the most famous
Speaker 4: OBO song?
Speaker 3: Could not tell you? Watch this whole documentary, how long?
Speaker 1: I've told the story many times before, desperately hung over
Speaker 1: the pair of us, and right at the end we're like, sweet,
Speaker 1: now we know how it's made fire that fucking thing up,
Speaker 1: and then they cut to credits. We never heard a
Speaker 1: single note out of the Obo it did my head
Speaker 1: and to this day, I'm still upset about it. You say, right,
Speaker 1: why is the saxophone sexy in Obo is not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I think sex phone just cuts through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely cuts through, and you know, like cuts through
Speaker 4: like a guitar solo does on a eighties single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reach out Obo players. But yeah, Richard Hadley did
Speaker 1: beat Daan to Tory overall. And then today is the
Speaker 1: last matchup of the first round and it is Constable
Speaker 1: Keith featuring Sniff versus Herald the Giraffe. Do you have
Speaker 1: a dog in this fight? Or giraffe?
Speaker 4: Constable Keith? And this is my primarily because Snuff is
Speaker 4: such a good puppet. He've always been a big fan
Speaker 4: of Sniff, A big fan of Snuff. You love Sniff,
Speaker 4: I love Snuff. Stuff still traveling around the schools? Is
Speaker 4: Consortable Keith and Snuff still in operation.
Speaker 3: No they're not. They're retired. But you don't have to
Speaker 3: retire Snuff. Snuff can keep going. He just gets a
Speaker 3: new Constable.
Speaker 1: You know. That's a good But he was already texting
Speaker 1: to him when he's going around anyway, what.
Speaker 3: Matter of Sniff wasn't real? When I yeah, and I
Speaker 3: always confused.
Speaker 1: We had like just the local cop used to come
Speaker 1: in and talk to us about like stranger danger and
Speaker 1: things like that, and I was just assumed he was
Speaker 1: Constable Keith and I was a kid. But then someone
Speaker 1: was just like, what the fuck could Constable Keith being waymitty.
Speaker 4: I got done dirty by cop that came around to
Speaker 4: our school because it was like, what do you do
Speaker 4: with this? And I said, that's a zebra crossing. You
Speaker 4: have to you can cross on the ball butt and
Speaker 4: he goes, I think us five, And he goes, I
Speaker 4: think you're old enough to call them a pedestrian crossing. Oh,
Speaker 4: not a zebra crossing. I was like, mate, if it
Speaker 4: helps me remember, yeah, I mean I'm five, I can
Speaker 4: move to Let me live with zebra crossing for a
Speaker 4: few more years, but there has to be pedestrian crossing.
Speaker 1: I'm going back to calling it zebra crossing now. I
Speaker 1: remember one year the cops had come down from like
Speaker 1: Timori or wherever to show us a little demonstration that
Speaker 1: they've been taking around the schools. But they didn't warn
Speaker 1: us what they were about to do, and so we
Speaker 1: had an assembly. We all got let out of assembly
Speaker 1: and then a man in like massive baggy clothing came
Speaker 1: sprinting out from behind us an assembly and sprinting out
Speaker 1: across the field, and he was like yelling, and we
Speaker 1: turned around at what the fuck We'd never seen this
Speaker 1: do before. Then Alsatian comes bounding out of the hallway,
Speaker 1: chased them down, caught him by the arm, and just
Speaker 1: started ripping them. Yeah, he had all the panting and
Speaker 1: shit underneath his clothes.
Speaker 3: Ah. They didn't tell us that that's what they were
Speaker 3: going to do.
Speaker 1: So there was all these school because it was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the fuck is ethnic? First of all,
Speaker 1: who's he that just knocked something off the side of
Speaker 1: me there? And then singing of all, why was he
Speaker 1: being ripped the bits by a dog? And then he
Speaker 1: had to come over and explain to us, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is actually and this is how we trained the
Speaker 1: dogs and whatever.
Speaker 4: I was let out of a school assembly once because
Speaker 4: we've been talked to by a cop. And he brought
Speaker 4: out his handcuffs to show the thing. Oh, and I
Speaker 4: put up my hand and I said, can you cuff
Speaker 4: mister Lets the principal? Yeah, miss Lets, but the calf's
Speaker 4: on the principal for a whole laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the school laughed. It was got a good joke.
Speaker 3: It was a room laugh.
Speaker 1: Calf the mister Watson's name, And then I got bloody
Speaker 1: collared and taken out by a teacher. Oh so that's descent.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just a bit of jocularity, but
Speaker 1: I think for me, I just remember being so excited
Speaker 1: whenever I'd see the Harold school Bush. Yeah right, there
Speaker 1: was just something so cool about it. I keep going
Speaker 1: it was like sitting in a movie theater.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was also like a day or a half
Speaker 1: day off school. Yeah, so interesting to see how that goes.
Speaker 1: I'm tem Harold. Yeah, your team Constable Keath snuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: more sniff than Constable Keith. I'm not because I've got
Speaker 1: anything gainst Constable Keith. It's just because you love sniff.
Speaker 1: I was just really snuff focused on don't hear a
Speaker 1: weird Cunstable Keith still arkwad sniff focus can be of
Speaker 1: a weekend. We're going to take a quick break, snagger
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Speaker 1: Something cross my desk this morning. Hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't have a desk. Nothing crosses it. I just
Speaker 1: read this on the news, but I wanted to run
Speaker 1: it past your bullshit.
Speaker 3: To take out of if I could. Yeah, okay cool.
Speaker 1: Top ranked tennis player Yannick Cinner has tested positive twice
Speaker 1: for an anabolic steroid in March, but will not be
Speaker 1: suspended because the International Tennis Integrity Agency determined the band
Speaker 1: performance enhance that entered his system unintentionally through a massage
Speaker 1: from his physiotherapist.
Speaker 4: So its physiotherapists massively on the antabolic sterois and they
Speaker 4: just came through the fingers.
Speaker 1: Sinner said his test results happened because as fitness trainer
Speaker 1: purchased an over the counter spray AH to give to
Speaker 1: Sinner's physiotherapist to try to cut on the physiotherapist's finger.
Speaker 1: The physiotherapist then treated sinnate while not wearing gloves.
Speaker 3: Wow, that has convoluted.
Speaker 1: They these excuses become more and more convoluted every time
Speaker 1: you hear them.
Speaker 3: Done that. Yeah, and your last name sinner. So is
Speaker 3: there because there's there's.
Speaker 4: Something there's a word for, I can't remember it where
Speaker 4: your your name can actually manifest behavior in you. Oh
Speaker 4: really yeah, I'd have to look into it more.
Speaker 3: But isn't it like a bush. Heath is where the
Speaker 3: word heathen comes from.
Speaker 4: It's a heath is like the areas that are around
Speaker 4: villages that were just sort of rubbish.
Speaker 1: Oh so outside the parish is the heath. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like you like you've got a village and then just
Speaker 1: a heath.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that the people that didn't have people
Speaker 4: that the heath didn't have tribes. There were just people
Speaker 4: that raided villages. They were sort of like I guess
Speaker 4: you call philistines. Yeah, yeah, so they were heathens. Like
Speaker 4: if you were heathen, it meant that you had no
Speaker 4: home and you just basically attacked anyone that came near you,
Speaker 4: kind of like Tuscan raiders from Star Wars. Yeah, the heath, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they'll be back and the stronger numbers yeah kind of thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's interesting. It's good that they got there across the line,
Speaker 4: because too often I feel like someone comes up with
Speaker 4: quite a decent explanation and they're like.
Speaker 3: Nah, screw you.
Speaker 4: I was around at Mum's house. I was in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I thought they were aspirin. They turned out to be steroids.
Speaker 1: Because what I don't understand is it never happens outside
Speaker 1: of this context. It only ever happens to professional athletes.
Speaker 1: No one's ever like, yeah, I bought some over the
Speaker 1: counter supplements and then I.
Speaker 3: Got way too jacked. You know what I mean. You
Speaker 3: don't accidentally get better.
Speaker 4: You're like at work man, you get your performance review
Speaker 4: and they go, you are really killing it. Yeah, well
Speaker 4: I accidentally came across some steroids in Mun's bathroom.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, that's just not how it works. But
Speaker 1: I just love that there's always some sort of like, ah,
Speaker 1: I had a curry at a restaurant that I've never
Speaker 1: been to before, a googly corma if you will.
Speaker 4: But you know, you can take steroids, You can take
Speaker 4: all these things because you're not a professional athlete. Have
Speaker 4: you ever thought about that just getting in super enhanced.
Speaker 4: I know they've got their nt enhance games coming up yep,
Speaker 4: where people are going to be allowed to take steroids
Speaker 4: and such. And in fact, in that movie chorus that
Speaker 4: was interesting, you know, like when he was like, well,
Speaker 4: how fast can I actually go if I take if
Speaker 4: I get on the drugs at Lance Armstrong was on.
Speaker 3: That's austhistic and he couldn't do it. He didn't get
Speaker 3: that much faster.
Speaker 4: Actually no, but he did uncover an entire Russian plot
Speaker 4: out the back end of it.
Speaker 3: You'd be gutted when you But would you ever.
Speaker 4: Consider just taking steroids to just get absolutely freaking jacked?
Speaker 1: I allegedly reportedly may or may not have known some
Speaker 1: people who knew some people who got on the steroids
Speaker 1: back in the day, and for some reason they were
Speaker 1: they were injecting each other in the ass with this
Speaker 1: with these steroids. Allegedly reportedly, Yeah, they'd go down this
Speaker 1: river bed to do it, right. I was like, why
Speaker 1: not just do it at home? It's not like is
Speaker 1: it actually illegal or is it just the legal and competition?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean maybe it's illegal in the way that
Speaker 4: you have to get it signed off at you know,
Speaker 4: like if you're competing, Yeah, yeah, you no, No, but
Speaker 4: I mean, like in like over the counter, it's right,
Speaker 4: you know, it's not it's not you know, it's on
Speaker 4: the shelves by Yeah. I was going to say, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: no one's going to tiss you if you just walk
Speaker 4: into the local pub more jack than anyone.
Speaker 3: Else, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, why did you go allegedly?
Speaker 1: Why did you guys go down to the river bed?
Speaker 1: And why not just do it in your room at
Speaker 1: your flat? He goes, well, where would you have tonight?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And why do they have to be in the ass,
Speaker 4: Like it sounds like sounds like someone's taking someone down
Speaker 4: the river bed to inject them in the ass.
Speaker 1: They can't do it in the arm. It has to
Speaker 1: be in the ass. What he goes doing down there
Speaker 1: steroids stewards. But yeah, no, yeah, that's that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: But doesn't it like ruin your body otherwise, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, yeah, you're going to be mean
Speaker 1: at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you get terrible winky shunkage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think Adam's nodding his head,
Speaker 1: So I think there's a lot of people Adam knows.
Speaker 1: I think it's a lot a lot of because you're
Speaker 1: going to get some kind of profect Like I'm not
Speaker 1: going to let I'm not going to lean into winkie
Speaker 1: French Shrunkagesia gives me a gold medal if.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, that's right, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not the.
Speaker 4: Rewards for me getting jacked aren't good enough to risk
Speaker 4: the winky shrunkage?
Speaker 1: Is there an inverse steroids that would waste away all
Speaker 1: of your muscles? They give you a real hog, like
Speaker 1: the opposite of anabolic steroi. We're just like, jeez, he
Speaker 1: is withering away. He can barely lift a spoone.
Speaker 3: He looks terrible, but a shower Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: What I'm hearing is it's got lungs. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: he's been done with the steroids. He's got a bit
Speaker 1: of Winki shrivilege going on there, just on the wires obviously.
Speaker 1: The last game this weekend, Tima Putter. Bailey's son has
Speaker 1: Aaron Clark. He's been playing for the Titans for about
Speaker 1: five six years and he's coming to the Warriors next year.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, that's about the reaction I had as well.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, Yeah, this isn't gonna shift the needle for us.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was interesting that his mums come
Speaker 1: home and she's going to be coaching the Stars, who
Speaker 1: are based out of South Auckland. Ah, and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I might still come and hang on with mum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a wholesome story.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of the you know, one of the
Speaker 1: weavy signings. That's the direction that the club wants to
Speaker 1: go into. Are you are you out for the Shawnee
Speaker 1: j Sam celebration. I am. It's going to be myself
Speaker 1: and Tony Lyle, Tony sweet little Lyle. Yeah, we'll be
Speaker 1: commentating live from the box next door to the away coach,
Speaker 1: which is Cameron Sirealdo for the Bulldogs. We apparently have
Speaker 1: control over the light switch. Have you heard this sort
Speaker 1: of light switch for the a SEC's commentary booth also
Speaker 1: controls the visiting coaches booth.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, so you can flick it off her on.
Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, the last game they
Speaker 1: did out there, the coach one of the lights off
Speaker 1: so that when the cameras zoomed in on him, the
Speaker 1: reflection would stop them from being able to be seen.
Speaker 1: Ah right, yes, So the acc team had to commentate
Speaker 1: in the dark.
Speaker 4: But I might just flick the lights on. I think,
Speaker 4: flick them on, do it? I mean, what's the best
Speaker 4: moment to do it? Like, so he's upset, yes, and
Speaker 4: then you.
Speaker 3: Also turn the lights off.
Speaker 4: Yes, so you time it perfectly so he looks down
Speaker 4: and you go boom and the lights I think you go.
Speaker 4: Stoney's on scene, yeah, Stone cold knock on Yeah from
Speaker 4: the Bulldogs.
Speaker 3: Yep. You can hear them blowing up.
Speaker 1: You see the camera come up, bam on and he's
Speaker 1: camera serato just throwing his toys.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I've forgot.
Speaker 4: And what's the Canterbury coach tiever record last year? Tree
Speaker 4: Barrett no main coach. No, he's just been signed up
Speaker 4: again for the rob Pinny. He he would have loved
Speaker 4: to have that light off.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was.
Speaker 4: Upset with how long they were lingering on him. They're
Speaker 4: lingering on him and you see his arm reach up.
Speaker 4: He just flicks the light off, even.
Speaker 1: The shut off. Yeah yeah. Bus and cricket news as well.
Speaker 1: There is a new T twenty world record. It is
Speaker 1: for the most runs scored all conceded, I guess and
Speaker 1: over some war's and.
Speaker 3: Forgive me here.
Speaker 1: This is quite a long Someone name Darius Visser has
Speaker 1: broken the Idea ODI record for the most runs in
Speaker 1: an over.
Speaker 3: He scored thirty nine.
Speaker 1: This record has been broken about three times in the
Speaker 1: last six months, it seems. This was in an ODI
Speaker 1: look can we call it an odeo? It was between
Speaker 1: Somemour and Vanuatu. The over went vustly six six, six one,
Speaker 1: but a no because it was a no ball six
Speaker 1: dot ball.
Speaker 3: Fuel thank you for getting that. The overs coming back
Speaker 3: on track dot.
Speaker 1: Ball, no ball six and also a no ball and
Speaker 1: then another six wow to finish on thirty nine.
Speaker 3: Did you see the wicket they're playing on? Though?
Speaker 4: It's like one of those artificial right, you know, European
Speaker 4: League ones, the kind of thing you see down in
Speaker 4: the domain in Auckland or anywhere people are playing last
Speaker 4: man's stands spray painted outfield. But can you imagine that?
Speaker 4: Because I've been carted around in an ACC game. I
Speaker 4: think I went for twenty four and that's just embarrassing
Speaker 4: because it takes so long. You're standing there in your
Speaker 4: own filth as people try and find the ball, and
Speaker 4: then and then you line up again, and then you
Speaker 4: go boom, and then everyone's back.
Speaker 3: People back in the mangroves your ball again, it's.
Speaker 4: Like and then you just go and then you just go, look,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try and bowl it away from the person.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then there's a wide and so now you've
Speaker 3: got to do it again. Yeah, then again, and then
Speaker 3: and then you.
Speaker 1: Turn to the umpire and you're like, how many to
Speaker 1: companies like two.
Speaker 4: Ow yeah, and then and then you realize okay, well
Speaker 4: and then you maybe your bowl and noble and you go, well,
Speaker 4: I just let's finish the open. Just gonna one bounce
Speaker 4: and through to the keeper. And then of course you
Speaker 4: just sit it up again. It gets whackah. But there's
Speaker 4: a great picture here of the two players, yes, the
Speaker 4: Vanauatuan who got absolutely smoked. Yes, and Darius Visser someone. Yes,
Speaker 4: he's they're happy together, like he's there. You know you
Speaker 4: post for the photo. You haven't haven't thrown your toys,
Speaker 4: haven't gone into the shed and smashed it.
Speaker 1: Up, and the van and gentleman's wearing a backpack in
Speaker 1: the photos. He's out of it, very grass. He was
Speaker 1: trying to leave. He's trying to leave.
Speaker 4: So actually this photo is under jurious. Yeah it is,
Speaker 4: say thirty nine runs. I mean it is beata ball technically,
Speaker 4: I mean anything's beatable with the number of no balls.
Speaker 3: Either does.
Speaker 1: But I can't say. Having said that, I said that
Speaker 1: the last two times it was broken in the last
Speaker 1: few months, So I don't know. But I think what
Speaker 1: this is and you're going to see a lot of
Speaker 1: it over the next few years. These are teams trying
Speaker 1: to qualify for the Olympics, right because someone and Van
Speaker 1: haven't had like a proud history of cricket, but all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, now that it's at the Olympics, it's
Speaker 1: like shit, someone's got to qualify the Oceania field behind us.
Speaker 3: Who's it going to be?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, I presume that's how it works. Actually
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, let's take a quick break. When
Speaker 1: we come back, I've got a half back sports idea
Speaker 1: for you, and then I want to debut a brand
Speaker 1: new segment as well, exciting.
Speaker 2: Half ba sports idea.
Speaker 3: I've been going to the gym quite a bit lately.
Speaker 3: If you can probably tell just to look at me,
Speaker 3: do you reckon?
Speaker 4: You could get with your just to go back and
Speaker 4: she's going back before the break, but you reckon you
Speaker 4: back yourself to not get hit by for six sexes
Speaker 4: by someone international.
Speaker 3: No, you don't know, all right, I don't.
Speaker 1: Just after my performance at the de Luxe Trade's Living,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 3: You gotta look, you gotta wicke it. I gotta work out,
Speaker 3: but endless wrongings.
Speaker 1: I gotta work it from the endless onslaught of wrongings
Speaker 1: because you were chirping and the whole time being like,
Speaker 1: surely he's not gonna b five consecutive wrong And I
Speaker 1: was like kind of talking to you as like very
Speaker 1: wrongs in a row. Yeah, I can't believe it. Four wrong,
Speaker 1: five wrongs. And then I eventually got the guy out.
Speaker 3: But he didn't know is that you can only bowl
Speaker 3: a right and I only have the wrong.
Speaker 1: But the thing is how I know I would get
Speaker 1: Carter is because Hamish or James, I don't know. Marshall
Speaker 1: was the next man up after I took that work
Speaker 1: at smashed me straight off there. So I was like,
Speaker 1: but so I bowled it, he smashed it and before
Speaker 1: it even cleared the boundary, he goes, fuck was that
Speaker 1: a wrong?
Speaker 3: It was still in the air. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: sort of.
Speaker 1: Anyway, my halfback sports idea for today, I've been going
Speaker 1: to the gym quite a bit. Yeah, it's by the way,
Speaker 1: people at home probably get the gym too. At the
Speaker 1: gym I go to, there is a woman's only area,
Speaker 1: and I know there are women only gyms as well,
Speaker 1: and I understand why because like, on the one hand,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of creepy dudes around at the gym.
Speaker 1: On the other part of it is and I've talked to,
Speaker 1: you know, some people in the office who were like,
Speaker 1: they also don't want to just go and stand in
Speaker 1: there next to like some dude who's lifting a million
Speaker 1: and then you're doing your workout next sim it's just
Speaker 1: being nicer to not have that. Yeah, yeah, he was
Speaker 1: saying it, and I was like, but I feel that too,
Speaker 1: you know. And so my halfback sports idea today is
Speaker 1: weak dudes only area, so I don't have to go
Speaker 1: into the main pit rule the real jack dudes are.
Speaker 1: I can go with all the other tweeby dudes and
Speaker 1: lift our little piddly weights.
Speaker 4: I had this experience of the gym that's kind of
Speaker 4: similar that yesterday because there was this real skinny kid
Speaker 4: basically at my gym, and he was taking so long
Speaker 4: on on what I was about to lift. What was it,
Speaker 4: not that it matters. I think it was the seeded rose.
Speaker 4: And then I came over and he's skinny, little guy,
Speaker 4: and I was judging him for just spending so much
Speaker 4: time on his phone between sets. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 4: go over and I look at how much he's lifting
Speaker 4: the machines down on like, you know, ninety kg's yeah right.
Speaker 4: I'm like, holy shit, that little kid was lifting that.
Speaker 4: And then I'm pulling it right back to forty yeah,
Speaker 4: that's all right. Yeah, And then I thought, has he
Speaker 4: sported watching? And then just before he's got off the machine,
Speaker 4: and I thought there's something I could do. Just before
Speaker 4: I get off the machine, I pull it down for
Speaker 4: from twenty five kgese yes down to ninety yes.
Speaker 3: And then I get up. I clean the thing down
Speaker 3: to a bit clean.
Speaker 4: And then the next next guy that sits down and
Speaker 4: goes as I'm walking away, he goes.
Speaker 1: Shit, man, you're really fucking lifting something that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that does one hundred percent an unethical life at at
Speaker 1: the gym. When you finished crank that motherfucker up for
Speaker 1: the next guy to frut. Wow, Wow, that guy would
Speaker 1: not have picked that. Look look at that piece of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's more than he weighs. For sure, there's no way
Speaker 1: he could have been doing that. Yeah, but wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be great to work out in the world where you
Speaker 1: didn't have to do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where everyone else is just as much of a
Speaker 1: limp that pass of shit as you are.
Speaker 4: What about a bonus VIP area that's absolutely top secret
Speaker 4: and the weights are way lighter.
Speaker 1: Oh, but the same numbers written on it, same numbers.
Speaker 4: So people are looking from the other side in that
Speaker 4: VIP area and you have to get in there. It's
Speaker 4: its top secret situation, and they're looking over they go,
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, my night is fucking pumping some tin.
Speaker 1: He has the strength to wait ratio of an ant
Speaker 1: look at him? Four hundred kilos.
Speaker 3: Mean like, meanwhile, two of the weight it's a polystyrene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them's hollow but filled with helium. So
Speaker 1: it's actually I'm actually pulling it down off the ceiling.
Speaker 1: You just want to go to the gym hardercent focused
Speaker 1: on not bettering yourself, but it's pressing, pressing strangers.
Speaker 3: Making life easier for yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that's my that's my half bake sports idea.
Speaker 1: Not just women only areas, but weak dudes as well.
Speaker 1: They should have their own area too because it's curves.
Speaker 1: Is the woman's only gym?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right? Posse or something.
Speaker 1: Limp week week yeah, weeks weeks weeks the gym. All right,
Speaker 1: brand new segment that I wanted to debut today, and
Speaker 1: we have a sting for it. We'll put this in
Speaker 1: in post production.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear it. Check out the magic
Speaker 3: of this thing. It's time for an agenda master beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a good thing. Eh, that's great like that.
Speaker 1: As I said, this is matt he the mass debate.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's It's something that I would love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: It is something that I would like to debate with
Speaker 1: you today. I'd presumably have different answers. I don't think
Speaker 1: we'll be against each other. But the master debate today
Speaker 1: is you get one million dollars for every year that
Speaker 1: you take off the end of your life. How many
Speaker 1: years would you take off your life?
Speaker 3: Wow? A couple of.
Speaker 1: Caveats first, as you don't know when you're going to die. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, so you might take ten million dollars and
Speaker 1: just drop dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't have so it's kind of like one
Speaker 4: of those insurance things. You can't have a pre existing condition. No, no, no, no, no, yeah, right,
Speaker 4: I guess that doesn't really matter, No, but it does
Speaker 4: percent as years because I'm older than you, so I've
Speaker 4: got less left, so each one of mine will be
Speaker 4: a bigger deal to me kind of. Although equally I
Speaker 4: could say, well I've had a good run. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 4: well yes, but I don't. You're not going to take off,
Speaker 4: you know, but how good.
Speaker 3: Is ninety to one hundred? That terrible? Terrible?
Speaker 4: I mean you're still around, but yeah, it's the quality
Speaker 4: of life ninety to one hundred. Although my dad's eighty
Speaker 4: and he's in great condition, he's he's living his best life.
Speaker 3: So you also don't know that.
Speaker 4: But also once you give away that, see, because the
Speaker 4: thing is having that money will take that time off
Speaker 4: your life anyway, because you're just going to go hard, right.
Speaker 3: So that's a great point. I don't thought about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you suddenly take ten years off your life.
Speaker 4: Taking ten years off your life for ten million dollars
Speaker 4: will take ten years off your life.
Speaker 3: So I'm actually taking twenty. You gotta be careful not
Speaker 3: to take twenty. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends how the magic works. It would be
Speaker 1: exponential as well. Yeah, five years would take five years off,
Speaker 1: ten years would take like twenty. If you took twenty
Speaker 1: years off, you.
Speaker 4: I'd like to know. I mean, they say, you got eighty,
Speaker 4: you're going to go out at eighty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think i'll make adie, but yeah.
Speaker 4: And then and then you go, okay, well I'll give
Speaker 4: up five and go out at seventy five.
Speaker 1: I'll probably give up ten, go out at seventy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I mean, as you say, it's difficult if
Speaker 4: you don't know exactly, because you're like, I'll give up five,
Speaker 4: and they go, well, you're done, because you're were going
Speaker 4: to do your schedule for a.
Speaker 1: Heart attack in four years. I was scheduled for a
Speaker 1: heart attack thirty eight. So now I'm just out of
Speaker 1: youd just see it. I think five for me. I
Speaker 1: was crunching a few numbers this morning, and that's what
Speaker 1: happened in the Twilight Zone. The devil comes and offers
Speaker 1: you that, Yeah, I'll give you ten million dollars for
Speaker 1: every year that you take off the end of your
Speaker 1: life and you go, sweet, I'll be one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow, Actually, funny enough, you just dropped head, right then
Speaker 4: where'd you pencil do in for next? And then they
Speaker 4: hand you the money and you're like plant. You go
Speaker 4: back to your house and you're playing with the money,
Speaker 4: and then you just dropped head and then you go
Speaker 4: all right, I see that's good. Is the Twilight Twilight
Speaker 4: Zone still going? Anyone listening? We make that episode? We
Speaker 4: made that episode is a good one.
Speaker 1: TVNZ we'll get another idea for a TV show, and
Speaker 1: we don't sign off by calling your own counts.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I said a resident numbers guy at the ACC,
Speaker 1: I was crunching the numbers, if you put five million
Speaker 1: dollars into a term deposit, I think you'd get somewhere
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood two hundred.
Speaker 3: And fifty K a year as a salary, right.
Speaker 1: I presume you'd get your eyeballs gouged out by tax
Speaker 1: at that point. But that's that's a good starting point.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's fine five years. Those last five
Speaker 1: years would have sucked anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For me, I don't think I'll make it to eighty.
Speaker 1: So yeah, even if I did, you take that down
Speaker 1: to seventy five. Yeah, fine, what are you going for?
Speaker 1: So I've settled on five.
Speaker 3: I reckon five. It's about right. I'm gonna go five
Speaker 3: as well. Yeah. Ten's a lot, Seven's not round. No,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be around. I mean you could just do
Speaker 3: you could just do a cowardly one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know powerful mortgage.
Speaker 1: That'd be pretty boring, pretty all right. So we're both
Speaker 1: settled on five. I think that's Yeah, it's been about
Speaker 1: the consensus. I think Joe Jerry settled on that as well.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean the best thing is you make
Speaker 4: it to one hundred and like shit, you're going to
Speaker 4: be the oldest person in the world.
Speaker 3: I would hate it.
Speaker 1: No, if I made it to one hundred, I'd be like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I could have taken like twenty here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're saying, yeah, yeah, you'd be still a glass
Speaker 3: half empty guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really on your eighty first birthday, like grandad, what
Speaker 4: are you upset? So I'm still going I'm supposed to.
Speaker 4: I couldn't take I could have taken more money. Yeah,
Speaker 4: every year I'm losing money here every year.
Speaker 1: I love is now costing me a million dollars. That's
Speaker 1: what you need to understand, kids, Yeah, casting us, Yeah.
Speaker 3: A million dollars.
Speaker 1: So yeah five, all right, let us know on the
Speaker 1: old voicemail function what you think where you would settle
Speaker 1: on on the mass debate? How many for every If
Speaker 1: you've got a million dollars for every year taking off
Speaker 1: your life, how long would you take off your life?
Speaker 3: We're not to sing on the head for today.
Speaker 1: And we'll be back tomorrow for a Thursday episode of
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