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Speaker 1: Fleashwood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod. Great things are brewing?

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Speaker 1: Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: a little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Okay, look, we did a sort of pre worn that

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Speaker 2: would be talking a bit about Europe in our Europe Summer.

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Speaker 3: And here's another story.

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Speaker 2: Because I was staying with my parents in Italy and

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Speaker 2: they invited me to go to a church fundraiser.

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Speaker 3: I went to so many churches while I was over there.

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Speaker 3: They're so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: They are beautiful. It's the only time I'll go in

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Speaker 1: a church.

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Speaker 2: I kept sharing pictures of friends and they're like, what

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Speaker 2: are you doing? And I was like, I'm just really

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Speaker 2: dipping into Catholicism.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Jesus in such a big way.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a guy.

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Speaker 1: Gets sick of you? After two where they just like

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Speaker 1: fucking lee, No.

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Speaker 3: They cried where I left. They were sair. They loved me,

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Speaker 3: the best thing in their life.

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Speaker 2: And we went to a fundraiser in their village and

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Speaker 2: it's for these kids and their little local church. And

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Speaker 2: it's like leaky and shit right, and you go and

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Speaker 2: each year they have.

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Speaker 3: This it's called something defund it. It's like mushroom school

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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 2: It's weird and you go up and you give some

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Speaker 2: money and they give you like a weird meal and

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Speaker 2: free wine and.

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Speaker 3: You sit at these trestle tables. You have a party

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Speaker 3: and there's like musical stuff.

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Speaker 1: How are they making money out of that?

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Speaker 3: Because the wine is dirt water? Oh boy boy, we

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Speaker 3: drank it.

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Speaker 2: Me, my mom and dad were definitely the drunkest people

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Speaker 2: there at this school church fundraiser.

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Speaker 3: And the issue with it was there's no toilet up there.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, And my mum had warned me, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, I'll never last, so I'll just find

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Speaker 2: there's no toilet.

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Speaker 1: At a school.

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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't the school, it was the church.

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Speaker 1: Toilet.

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Speaker 2: It was a little chapel, tiny little thing, an lean

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Speaker 2: to nothing. Well, I create, I leant and I made

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Speaker 2: it at the back. But it's surrounded by bush and

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Speaker 2: so I discovered this little ruins in the bush and

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Speaker 2: I was like Me and my dad went for a

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Speaker 2: walk and I was like this is perfect.

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Speaker 1: Dad.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is our toilet for the night.

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Speaker 2: He was like carpie. And then at some point my mother,

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Speaker 2: who was like you know, like she presents herself.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's a classy lady.

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Speaker 2: It's a classy laders classy, well, classy pants needed a purse,

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Speaker 2: and I said to her, were drunk quite a lot

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Speaker 2: of wine. At this point, I said to her, I've

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Speaker 2: got just a spot for you. And she said, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, Hailey, she said, I can't do that. I

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Speaker 2: haven't popped a squad for over thirty years. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, come on, she's classy, she's classy. But

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Speaker 2: she needed a wee and I'd pulled enough wine for her.

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Speaker 2: So I took her to our little peace station and then.

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Speaker 1: In some ancient Roman ruins.

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Speaker 2: And ancient Roman ruins, and I sat. I went first,

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Speaker 2: and if you're if you're a vagina owner, this you

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Speaker 2: pulled down your whatever you're wearing, but you don't take

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Speaker 2: them off. You put them at the knees and you

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Speaker 2: kind of hook them away to make sure you don't

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Speaker 2: get wheeze on them you wear, and then you pull

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Speaker 2: them up. And so I did that, and then I

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Speaker 2: kind of went around and then I turned. I sort

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Speaker 2: of flicked back.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna hate that I'm saying this. No one fucking

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Speaker 3: tell her, okay.

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Speaker 2: I sort of flicked back, and I noticed that my

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Speaker 2: mom had taken her her whole kit off, like her

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Speaker 2: whole bottoms.

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Speaker 1: Off, and she had left them on the ground.

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Speaker 3: She had white linen shorts on, okay, right.

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Speaker 2: And she had taken them off, and I saw them

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Speaker 2: in her hand, and I was like, why are you

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Speaker 2: taking your whole pants off?

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Speaker 3: I said, no, Mom, you just pull them down to

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Speaker 3: your knees.

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Speaker 2: She said, but I don't want to get wheeze on

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Speaker 2: them because they're in it will show. As she said that,

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Speaker 2: she drops the white shorts in the mud and stands

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Speaker 2: on them on. Now, this would have happened had she

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Speaker 2: had them balancing around her knees like a normal pop squatter,

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Speaker 2: but she'd taken them off.

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Speaker 3: She dropped them in the mud and stood on them,

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Speaker 3: and she was like, oh fuck, oh shit.

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Speaker 2: Then she does her wheeze proud of earth thy years.

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Speaker 2: She puts them back on, and she's like, how bad

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Speaker 2: is it? She turns around, these white shorts look like

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Speaker 2: she has shat her entire pants, Like she should have

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Speaker 2: just personed on them.

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Speaker 3: It would have been so much better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, pass is transparent, of course.

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Speaker 2: And we were well hydrated because we were on the

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Speaker 2: cheap white holy wine. So then she's got this huge

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Speaker 2: brown smear. Now I'm drunk enough that I just take

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Speaker 2: off my shirt. So she's there in shitty pants and

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing a bra, and I get a botl of

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Speaker 2: water and I wipe her butt so to avoid looking

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Speaker 2: like she's pursed her south. She has now shd herself

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Speaker 2: and now her entire ass is wet because they had

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Speaker 2: to wit the whole thing to get all the shirt

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Speaker 2: off or the mud off of it.

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Speaker 3: So it was a complete disaster.

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Speaker 1: So she went back to the fundraiser and just like

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Speaker 1: we soaked with, you've got the mud off.

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Speaker 2: I got most of it off until the next morning

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Speaker 2: in the clarity of day because it was nighttime as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when we.

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Speaker 2: Saw the shorts just like this brown sort of like

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Speaker 2: watered down stained entire ass.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: So if you did a pop a squad, the way

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Speaker 2: you do it is you just squat out and you

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Speaker 2: pull it just your knees, hook it out of the way.

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Speaker 3: Much better than taking others.

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Speaker 1: Guys just have it's so great, don't they.

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Speaker 3: Oh, flop it out, flop it.

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Speaker 2: You got an amazing video because up in this bush

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Speaker 2: there were glow worms, not glow worms with a little beach.

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Speaker 2: Fireflies and everywhere, and it was pitch black, and I

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Speaker 2: went out in the back and my dad needed to

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Speaker 2: wear as well, and I took a great video of

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Speaker 2: my dad pissing against a church surrounded by fireflies.

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Speaker 3: Really really class family stuff, really classy