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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twenty month
Speaker 1: of November.
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Speaker 1: And it's good to see Giliane this morning that you
Speaker 1: were abiding by the gang patch band.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I was. I was thinking the exact same
Speaker 3: thing each year.
Speaker 4: I was coming in this morning and the dude that
Speaker 4: got arrested at three past midnight, and I was thinking, fuck,
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to put my common Tero's jacket away.
Speaker 3: Yes, because are we going to get arrested for the
Speaker 3: Common Teros?
Speaker 1: I think there's worse fates for what we're doing with
Speaker 1: the commentarios. Yeah, so we were. We I drafted up
Speaker 1: a a sec gang patch yep, figured that you know,
Speaker 1: we are a gang of commentators. Yeah, we should rebrand
Speaker 1: as the common Teros now. I want to establish this
Speaker 1: is not taking the piss out of any particular gang.
Speaker 1: And if anything, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: It's just that we wanted to dip our toes into this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 4: They look good in the leathers, the leather, the vest
Speaker 4: look with the cutoff sleeves.
Speaker 3: It's a sack lot bad ass. So that's that's all.
Speaker 4: But obviously the first stumbling block we had in forming
Speaker 4: the common Tears. And we've got the gang, we've got
Speaker 4: the artwork. Yeah, but no one would do the embroidery for.
Speaker 1: Us, you know what. I was just talking to Pantsman
Speaker 1: about it before. Very hard to find someone to embroider
Speaker 1: into leather. He was wanted to put it on the blazers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but embroid it's quite it's a very light kind
Speaker 4: of linen our jacket. Yeah, and putting that much stitching
Speaker 4: on the jacket will completely deform it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You might need the leather, actually, yeah, to keep its integrity.
Speaker 1: That's why they have the leather, you see. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you raise a good point about the the guy that
Speaker 1: got arrested three minutes past. They had to make an
Speaker 1: example of someone. It was always going to happen.
Speaker 3: But I love that.
Speaker 1: I've got the image in my head of two dudes,
Speaker 1: a policeman and a man in a gang patch, just
Speaker 1: standing there at eleven fifty nine pm, like the wild
Speaker 1: is waiting for the sound clock to ring.
Speaker 3: All the small talk to.
Speaker 6: You go.
Speaker 3: Where do you Yeah? Do you have anything good for dinner?
Speaker 3: What are you up to this weekend? Just like waiting
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: I was also thinking this morning about imagine being like
Speaker 1: the only cop and a small gang down, and you
Speaker 1: wake up this morning and all of a sudden, every
Speaker 1: single person you've seen in a gang patch has to
Speaker 1: be a confrontation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're in like a porta key.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there would just be like god, what really?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, every single one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mudipata.
Speaker 8: You're in Mudipata is how are you going to negotiate that? Guys,
Speaker 8: we just don't take any photos or anything. That'd be
Speaker 8: my that'd be my approach community. At least thing would
Speaker 8: be like, guys, this is one of me. There's about
Speaker 8: there's about fifty of you years.
Speaker 3: You're to the teeth. Can we just come to it.
Speaker 4: You can wear your patches and shit around like I
Speaker 4: don't care, but just don't put anything on social media.
Speaker 4: Don't let everyone kind of don't just no evidence. Yeah,
Speaker 4: otherwise I'm going to have to pretend like I care well, otherwise.
Speaker 1: What's going to happen is they're going to send cops
Speaker 1: down from Auckland, and that's going to be a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. You don't want that, and so
Speaker 1: let's just leave it. And I think that's applicable to
Speaker 1: all walks of life. Whatever you're doing, If you know
Speaker 1: you're doing something that you probably shouldn't be doing, just
Speaker 1: don't rub whoever has to enforce it. Don't rub their
Speaker 1: nose in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because don't make them have to go, oh god,
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to call the riot squad.
Speaker 1: I would say that most of most bosses and supervisors
Speaker 1: don't mind you having the idea on a Friday afternoon
Speaker 1: or a Tuesday or a Tuesday, as long as you
Speaker 1: getting the job done. As long as you're getting the
Speaker 1: job done. What they don't want is for other people
Speaker 1: to find out you're having a beer, well you're doing that,
Speaker 1: or not turning out for work up front up of it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, don't tune up because you go to a bed
Speaker 4: sick and you were out in until two in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's another one of my business theories. Yes,
Speaker 1: always do you hangovers on the clock. Yeah, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about writing a business book.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think your other one is always shut on
Speaker 4: the clock as well.
Speaker 1: Is that your not on shooting? That's that's Joe Jerry's.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Mine is piss up, show up, pass up, front up
Speaker 1: first of all, and then always do you hangovers on
Speaker 1: the clock. Never take a sick day. Don't waste a
Speaker 1: sick day on being being hungover, because if you get
Speaker 1: a physical job, you'll sweat it out by smoker. If
Speaker 1: you've got an office job, just have an extra coffee
Speaker 1: and shut up.
Speaker 3: I thought you was actually in general, never take a
Speaker 3: sick day.
Speaker 1: Just oh no, take a sick day if you crook thinking.
Speaker 4: That's quite aggressive, because sick day should be days when
Speaker 4: you go out and play golf.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I hate when someone comes in and
Speaker 1: there on death's door and you're like, just get out
Speaker 1: of your coffin, all over me coffin and splutter and
Speaker 1: grubby bust. Anyway, So yeah, the the Gang Patch band
Speaker 1: is in full offiction.
Speaker 3: We should do.
Speaker 4: We have to let Sky know because we got them
Speaker 4: a whole lot of well you divined, devised the mighty
Speaker 4: missionary mob Gang Patch as well. So I'm going to
Speaker 4: have to let them know, just to maybe pump the
Speaker 4: brakes on just where that in public.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we were the common arrosts and we were
Speaker 1: up against the mighty Mission Rooy mob. I'm glad none
Speaker 1: of that ever saw the light of day.
Speaker 3: I'm still holding out hope, I still kind of want to.
Speaker 1: I can see what's going to happen here is you're
Speaker 1: going to get them made in the first bit of backlash. Look,
Speaker 1: and I made them.
Speaker 4: I would never innoy you like that. That is a
Speaker 4: classic n Or maneuver. I you don't want to know
Speaker 4: an en Or maneuver that was. That's an Enoll.
Speaker 1: Courtney, not Brandon nor would never do that, No, I know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that their family gets mentioned on
Speaker 1: this podcast far too often, and I get hit up
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I'm shut up to big shoe bigs.
Speaker 3: Chewey hey.
Speaker 4: I did a roady yesterday. I went to Hamilton to
Speaker 4: kick off because every year, I mean, these guys are crazy,
Speaker 4: but it's it's the Sededon Cricket Club who are total
Speaker 4: cricket houndis and this is the pink Blazer that you'll
Speaker 4: see them in the test matches in Hamilton. You've got
Speaker 4: a big marquee and they're all in their pink and
Speaker 4: light pink stripey blazers. You know, basically mainly men forty
Speaker 4: plus a couple of youngsters in there just to whip
Speaker 4: it down and do the running.
Speaker 3: But they instigated the kind of Kindred Cup, which is a.
Speaker 4: Competition around the country played by kind of private, privately
Speaker 4: owned kind of grounds and older gentlemen generally who just
Speaker 4: want to escape their families, get on the piss for
Speaker 4: a weekend and they get together and play cricket. So
Speaker 4: they play a five day Test match. Will they attempt
Speaker 4: to play a five day Test match? They schedule for
Speaker 4: five days against the November eleven. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 4: up and funk it a up at Commmobile last year
Speaker 4: and I think it went just got to three days
Speaker 4: last year.
Speaker 1: And because of that's just how long the game went.
Speaker 4: Or Andrew Nada, the GW along the game with because
Speaker 4: I mean, test cricket your five days, it's a lot
Speaker 4: of it's a lot of balls. And when you're people,
Speaker 4: you know, I would we were there for the first
Speaker 4: ten overs they really lost two wickets, so it's kind
Speaker 4: of it'll be over before the weekend. I imagine, but
Speaker 4: God bless them, they're all there, they're all set up
Speaker 4: ready for five days of cricket.
Speaker 1: It's so ambitious because we played in the Juloux trade.
Speaker 1: He's eleven and the amount of hamstrings were torn totally.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a bucket of deep heat down in
Speaker 4: the changing rooms that I went down there.
Speaker 1: From our team alone, Lead Baker tore every tendon in
Speaker 1: his legs.
Speaker 3: The big thing is these said the guys.
Speaker 4: They might be older orthough I say older pro same
Speaker 4: ages as me, but they still play quite regularly, so
Speaker 4: they've broken it. That's the key. And then the November
Speaker 4: team is a mish mash you know around. He's in there,
Speaker 4: Robert Darnel who heads up, He's in there. And they
Speaker 4: do raise a lot of money from this game as well,
Speaker 4: so they have a competition within each team who can
Speaker 4: raise the most amount of money. They've all got great
Speaker 4: lip two pays everyone. Every single one of them is
Speaker 4: rolling a great, great mo so that was good. When
Speaker 4: our new it was passing with rain, but they did
Speaker 4: manage to get under it. The greatest drainage. They're at
Speaker 4: Saint Paul's, my old school. Some terrible photos of me
Speaker 4: in the pavilion, which Joe Jury took delight and taking
Speaker 4: photos of them and milking me.
Speaker 3: But great drainage.
Speaker 4: They managed to get a start about two o'clock in
Speaker 4: the afternoon. So things are well and truly underway down there,
Speaker 4: and we headed down there tomorrow night, Friday night for
Speaker 4: an exhibition T twenty match down there. So once day
Speaker 4: three is over of that match, we're going to roll
Speaker 4: out there and play a Hamilton invitation or eleven?
Speaker 1: Who they got? Do we know? What are we up against?
Speaker 3: Tim si Fit's one of them.
Speaker 4: He's a couple of other kind of first class cricketers
Speaker 4: are They're kind of assembled a bit of an all stars,
Speaker 4: which is a bit disappointing because then I said who
Speaker 4: you got and I see it's me my nia, but
Speaker 4: made some contexts. Riley McCullum is going to play for us.
Speaker 3: Oh so there you go, star of the Black class. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's that's the kind of one name that we're
Speaker 4: rolling out just to try and intimidate them.
Speaker 1: Three of us. Yeah. So we've got a bowler, a
Speaker 1: working in one fielder.
Speaker 4: That's our Simon Grafius. He's a ill graft away. He's
Speaker 4: hoping the best. Yeah, we have got a full eleven.
Speaker 4: But it's going to be an interesting interesting Yeah, we
Speaker 4: got Look, let's just say we're going to be relying
Speaker 4: on the ringings.
Speaker 3: There's nine ringings and me and you.
Speaker 1: I heard we've got I heard Lucky Ferguson's using this
Speaker 1: as a warm up for us, and he's playing for us.
Speaker 1: So I heard, did you.
Speaker 3: I sent it out to him, but he didn't confume.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I just love the last couple of times we've played
Speaker 1: some of these games, we've talked shit on to the
Speaker 1: microphone about having random people on our team, and the
Speaker 1: other teams have shit their pants.
Speaker 3: You remember they there was a rumor in the DEWLX
Speaker 3: trades and the weird Neil Wagner.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's what it was, and they were fucking
Speaker 4: shitting themselves. They were like, and we didn't even start
Speaker 4: that they started that rumor.
Speaker 1: Nah. Well, we pulled up to that thing the night before.
Speaker 1: I'd had a couple of beers and I was just
Speaker 1: walking through into the bathroom. I didn't even know we
Speaker 1: were actually at the event already. Yeah, but we're at
Speaker 1: the Jewls Tradings eleven and as I was walking through,
Speaker 1: people were like, hey, do you actually have Neil Wagner
Speaker 1: and your team? I was like, what how do you
Speaker 1: know about this? How do you even know about the
Speaker 1: cricket game? This is the So yeah, anyway, Shane Bond
Speaker 1: is coming down to play yep for us as well as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've managed to get him, Yeah, managed to get
Speaker 3: him down.
Speaker 4: Tim Saudi apparently looking he just lives out in Cambridge's
Speaker 4: over and roll the arm over.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, he said. He's having a bit of
Speaker 1: trouble the short short ball at the moment, so he
Speaker 1: wants to come down and work that one out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, given one under the arm pit because he knows
Speaker 4: that Ben Stokes hates it under there.
Speaker 1: So that's right. Yeah, so you're be coming around the
Speaker 1: workout to pinning it right into your fucking lymph nodes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, good luck to those of you playing that. Now,
Speaker 1: there's so many cricket games we're trying to wrap my head.
Speaker 1: So there's the sin and One that's going on yep.
Speaker 1: Then we've got the we're playing on Friday night, Yes,
Speaker 1: Then there's obviously the Black Clash, and then there's the
Speaker 1: Better Man.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: So we're going to talk to todd est Or a
Speaker 4: bit later about the Better Man and have great New Zealander.
Speaker 4: Todd Estill retired eighteen months ago from All cricket. You
Speaker 4: know New Zealand League spinner places for the black Caps
Speaker 4: short form in tests. I believe he has got a
Speaker 4: shift down there focusing on mental health, mainly men's mental health.
Speaker 4: He's the Better Man charity foundation he runs and just
Speaker 4: to give it a bit more profile and to get
Speaker 4: the community along, we've agreed to play a T twenty
Speaker 4: under lights at Hagley Oval on Sunday the December the
Speaker 4: eighth down here in christ Hitch So we have we
Speaker 4: have a chat to him about that. But you know,
Speaker 4: we haven't got a great record under lights on an
Speaker 4: international pitch after yeah we have actually, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 4: we don't have a great record. Just put a full
Speaker 4: stop on that.
Speaker 1: Under the sun, under the moon, under anything. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and let's come back with
Speaker 1: todd Estel. It's a great pleasure, honor and privilege to
Speaker 1: welcome into the podcast for a Thursday morning todd Estel.
Speaker 9: Hi Jans, very well, you're looking very much forward to
Speaker 9: with our chat today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, listen bit of background, Todd. You retired from
Speaker 4: Is It All Cricket last year?
Speaker 3: You have you Bend It All?
Speaker 5: Eighteen months ago.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I retired officially, but over the last six weeks
Speaker 9: I've actually played a T ten competition in Tellas, Texas. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and then in a New Zealand team to the Hong
Speaker 9: Kong Sixers which got reinstated.
Speaker 5: So it's been a busy last of the six weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh sweet come back.
Speaker 1: It's the speck of sorts a Sean Johnson retirement, that's it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And you just love it when you come back
Speaker 9: and you're playing something that you just has such a boyhood,
Speaker 9: you know, enjoy the like Sean. So you can see
Speaker 9: in the space right when you get another charts it's
Speaker 9: that just really cool way of going out and expressing yourself.
Speaker 4: Hey, before we get into it, because obviously we've got
Speaker 4: a game to talk about down in christ Church where
Speaker 4: several members of the ACC will once again disgrace an
Speaker 4: international ground under lights like we did at Eden Park
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago. But before we get to that,
Speaker 4: do you want to give a bit of background Todd,
Speaker 4: Because you've been a busy man since you've hung up
Speaker 4: the Boots, I mean, and there's no doubt you were
Speaker 4: involved in this kind of thing before you even hung
Speaker 4: up the boots. But talk us through what you've been
Speaker 4: up to with this Better Man initiative.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, since retiring, I've started up a charity with
Speaker 9: my brother and another good mate, Jed Robinson, and it's
Speaker 9: all about men's mental health and well being. And so
Speaker 9: essentially we're taking the best parts of when you're in
Speaker 9: a team, right, the fun, the games, the connection and
Speaker 9: camaraderie and tying it in with our I guess background
Speaker 9: and knowledge and positive psychology and well being and just.
Speaker 5: Creating lots of these events and initiatives and courses.
Speaker 9: Which bring people together and then you can layer in
Speaker 9: some of those deeper, more meaningful sort of mental health concepts.
Speaker 9: So that's what, yeah, we've loved doing in the last
Speaker 9: eighteen months or so.
Speaker 4: Do you are you specialize in sports people? Is it
Speaker 4: all people?
Speaker 6: How?
Speaker 3: I mean? Is it or is it around just sports occasions?
Speaker 5: No, it's all people.
Speaker 9: And look, this cricket game we've got coming up is
Speaker 9: just a way of I guess, showcasing my networks and
Speaker 9: tying in with November, and it's just going to be
Speaker 9: a really cool celebration of that.
Speaker 5: But for us, it's all people.
Speaker 9: I mean, my background since retiring as well has been
Speaker 9: the mental skills coach, so working with yeah, sports teams,
Speaker 9: but also corporates people of all background. Better Man is
Speaker 9: about the community rights, about helping all men, but in
Speaker 9: particular women as well have been the ones that have
Speaker 9: really got behind it because they want better men.
Speaker 5: And that's where we're.
Speaker 9: Trying to use our our profile and our backgrounds and
Speaker 9: our skill sets to help people from all walks of life.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 1: As a mental skills coach, could you give me any
Speaker 1: advice about developing the yips on the golf course? How
Speaker 1: do I get out of my own heads? And I'm
Speaker 1: that driver?
Speaker 9: Well that's I've got actually a charity golf day today
Speaker 9: at Pigger System, so I'm probably thinking the same thing
Speaker 9: around hutting.
Speaker 5: So if anything, it's just about you know the next shot, right.
Speaker 9: You're only as good as your next shot, So that's
Speaker 9: that's all I would say, is will your toes take
Speaker 9: a breath and then you go for it?
Speaker 1: That's interesting your toasting is that that's not just a
Speaker 1: balance thing. That's like a I've seen athletes do things
Speaker 1: like this where they will either like tap their foot
Speaker 1: behind them or Damian McKenzie smiles, or like a weird
Speaker 1: little thing like that.
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 3: What does that do?
Speaker 1: It's obviously a thing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 9: It's all about bringing you back to the present moment.
Speaker 9: So if you will with your toes now right, you're
Speaker 9: kind of where your feet are. And it's just that
Speaker 9: real way of being present because so often we're testrifizing,
Speaker 9: thinking of worst case scenarios, what might happen, what has happened,
Speaker 9: and it is essentially about managing all those distractions and
Speaker 9: just coming back to being in the prison.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I love that advice. You're on as good
Speaker 4: as your next shot. You're going to be waiting a while,
Speaker 4: and I for what the next shot? Did you see
Speaker 4: the Caitlin Clark t off on that celebrity golf tournament.
Speaker 3: That is my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4: And now I'm never gonna not that I've ever been invited,
Speaker 4: but I am invited with a crowd who are in
Speaker 4: front of my drive, I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: If you're standing off John as well, John Keyespin, someone
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah he did it, Yeah, he did it. In that
Speaker 4: in the Chasing the Fox last year, I think.
Speaker 1: There's that great footage from the woman back in like
Speaker 1: the eighties or something. She hit the about four shots
Speaker 1: straight into the same woman standing in the crowd. She's
Speaker 1: yelling maker stuff. A bit bit of that.
Speaker 4: So to let's get back to this cricket match because
Speaker 4: on December the eighth Sunday, a good gentleman's hours. You've
Speaker 4: assembled a better Man eleven and you are going to
Speaker 4: play a November kind of acc eleven invitation eleven at
Speaker 4: Hagley Oval under lights. Like I said, we haven't got
Speaker 4: a proud record under lights at international venues after being
Speaker 4: humiliated by the November team there a few years.
Speaker 1: Ago scored one sixty to fifteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah we got we got rolled so early they let
Speaker 4: us back again and then the wind's got a huge
Speaker 4: astress because we choked them out for one forty but
Speaker 4: Danly lost four wickets, So yeah, there is a bit
Speaker 4: of astress on that. Anyway, you've managed to assemble quite
Speaker 4: a motley cruise. I mean, the Black Clash is there
Speaker 4: in January summer calling this the Slack Clash, the better
Speaker 4: Man versus Mo. You've got people like Joey Wheeler, You've
Speaker 4: got Marty Banks, James Marshall, Will Hall, Colin Slay, Hurley's
Speaker 4: going to roll the arm over Aaron Major obviously yourself.
Speaker 4: What's the story with the actual game? Is everyone welcome
Speaker 4: to come along?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Look, it's free entry to the game.
Speaker 9: It's five o'clock first ball and there's also hospital corporate
Speaker 9: packages in the Headley Pavilion if.
Speaker 5: You want to be a part of that as well.
Speaker 9: And so for us, it's just going to be a
Speaker 9: really awesome opportunity for people to come along and experience Hagley.
Speaker 5: It's a chance for redemption there.
Speaker 9: Gulane Peoples under lights, it's on the New Zealand versus
Speaker 9: England Test wicket as well. So to be able to
Speaker 9: do that and have that experience so many is going
Speaker 9: to be one of those things that you're mentioned to
Speaker 9: the grandkids for many years to come.
Speaker 1: Enough, I've made selection yet, but me off the back
Speaker 1: of a Test match worker with my stock wrong and
Speaker 1: it'll be turning square lanes. Well yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 1: make myself eligible for there is.
Speaker 4: I haven't told you this man, I but this Friday
Speaker 4: night we've got a T twenty match is against because
Speaker 4: November are playing sid And Cricket Club at the moment
Speaker 4: on a five day Test match, which is I've got
Speaker 4: the overs on six and a half groins being torn
Speaker 4: by these middle age But on Friday night we're headed
Speaker 4: to Hamilton on Friday night for a quick tea twenty
Speaker 4: against a it seems like a Hamilton B Gray B
Speaker 4: celebrity eleven. O. SI fe it's playing tim sif it's
Speaker 4: playing Morgan. Oh yeah, not Morgan, SI, I'd prefer if
Speaker 4: Morgan was playing. So yeah, I think we're playing on
Speaker 4: a grass wicket there and I've already talked up your wrongins.
Speaker 4: So this is almost a trial of sorts this Friday
Speaker 4: night in Hamilton and Hamilton against this star studded Hamilton
Speaker 4: celebrity eleven.
Speaker 1: I need to get a knit in there because I've
Speaker 1: never knit either, so I haven't bold and anger and
Speaker 1: over a year.
Speaker 4: I think it's best if you don't. And this current
Speaker 4: state yeah just going Cole.
Speaker 5: And look, I mean off spot for a leg spinner.
Speaker 9: So you look more than happy to have you on
Speaker 9: on the better Man team or November eleven, So it
Speaker 9: would be great to have another leg spinner, yeah, mixed.
Speaker 1: Well, the dirty secret about me, Todd is I'm actually
Speaker 1: I can't bowl leg spin. I can only bowl a
Speaker 1: wrong and I have talked to Gary Stead about it.
Speaker 1: He gave me a couple of drills to go by
Speaker 1: and practice. He's uncoachable, Todd. He's uncoachable.
Speaker 4: I've seen the footage he had Gary Stead down on
Speaker 4: his knees in the foyer of TV and Z during
Speaker 4: the launch of the cricket season.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I should probably put that in context.
Speaker 4: He was he was trying to teach him how to
Speaker 4: bowl a leg spinner as opposed to just bowling wrong ins.
Speaker 4: But like I said, uncoachable.
Speaker 1: It's a risk position issue, as I'm sure you're aware, Todd.
Speaker 1: But it is a vicious wrong and it's a shotgun
Speaker 1: though I can't I can't control.
Speaker 3: Cool. Well. So that's the details on that.
Speaker 4: If you're anywhere near christ Church Sunday, the eighth December,
Speaker 4: Hagley Oval, first ball at five pm, you can bring
Speaker 4: a chili.
Speaker 3: Bring bring a picnic and just park up on the bank.
Speaker 3: I take it, Todd. Enjoy the day.
Speaker 4: There's going to be some great cricket and some really
Speaker 4: average cricket being played. Mainly from the likes of myself
Speaker 4: and Ben Hurley, but Karen Reid said he's going to
Speaker 4: use it as a bit of a net for his
Speaker 4: Black Clash match in January, and be good to see
Speaker 4: the likes of Joe Wheeler.
Speaker 3: Bender's back. Who's teams here on?
Speaker 6: Here?
Speaker 3: Is he on our team? Joe Wheeler y.
Speaker 5: Yes, good, Yeah, there's a lot of names there.
Speaker 9: It's just going to be a really special occasion to
Speaker 9: bring everyone together to kind of showcase, like you say,
Speaker 9: a little bit of creating ability, but more a chance
Speaker 9: for people to come along and enjoy Hagling Oval experience,
Speaker 9: you know, on the bank, bring a picnic and it
Speaker 9: will be that charity match. So you can't get at
Speaker 9: first ball. I think that's important. It'll be seeing flavor.
Speaker 5: It starts to have a bowl and we'll make it that.
Speaker 9: Yeah again, it might be like if you lose twelve
Speaker 9: to fifteen wickets, that's okay, we'll make it twenty overs
Speaker 9: in the matter what each innings.
Speaker 3: It sounds like my kind of game.
Speaker 1: Well, we need that very good.
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Speaker 4: zid go check that out.
Speaker 3: You're doing great things. So i'd keep it up. You're
Speaker 3: doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 4: Good luck out in the golf course today, make sure
Speaker 4: you strike that first drive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Nice to connect then, and yeah, we look forward to
Speaker 9: having you involved for the game and thank you for
Speaker 9: what you're doing as well.
Speaker 5: Appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We are selling our nineteen ninety eight Ford falcon Ute
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Speaker 1: It is up over twelve grand now lane.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 4: It was the talk of the town yesterday in Hamilton.
Speaker 4: If you drive it down there, No I didn't, but
Speaker 4: there was talk about the how much it's going to
Speaker 4: go for and you know, should I get on there
Speaker 4: now or later?
Speaker 3: And I was like, get on there now. It's stalled
Speaker 3: at twelve and a half.
Speaker 10: Well.
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Speaker 1: trade me experience, is that it just shoots. It shoots
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Speaker 4: One of the guys yesterday said I might get it
Speaker 4: just to drive it around the farm and bring the
Speaker 4: bring the stock in. I was like, I don't think
Speaker 4: those high profile tires are going to.
Speaker 3: Work on the far. I think it's more of a
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. It is not a farm mute. The
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Speaker 3: I didn't put them off.
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Speaker 5: Good o.
Speaker 10: Fellas here just on the not knowing who someone famous
Speaker 10: was chat My wife was like, oh, there's such a
Speaker 10: cute dog, and was petting the dog and chatting to
Speaker 10: this guy about his dog, and we walked off and
Speaker 10: I was like, do you know who that was?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 6: And she's like nah, And I'm like, there's Damien McKenzie's
Speaker 6: a fucking all black. But I guess he liked that because,
Speaker 6: you know, he wasn't just getting absolutely punished, he was
Speaker 6: just getting chat about his dog.
Speaker 4: I think we've all kind of been there were mistaken
Speaker 4: just actually I can't.
Speaker 3: I was trying to remember if I've done it.
Speaker 1: Well, you were talking about the Sean, talking about Seawan
Speaker 1: Johnson talking to the Cold Play guys.
Speaker 4: I think of Damian McKenzie's quite distinctive looking. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, he's not a He's
Speaker 4: not a Ben Smith, not God, you see, thousands have
Speaker 4: been Smiths every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the thing with him is he he
Speaker 1: also doesn't look like Luke Jacobson. You know, right, you
Speaker 1: could be forgiven for thinking he you know, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: know straight away that he was a professional athlete.
Speaker 3: Yes, the summer Penny Fee now walks in the room.
Speaker 3: You go, guy's huge.
Speaker 1: Just here a footy player.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, yeah, I see what you mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Roger toy busus ship walks in. You take one
Speaker 1: look at his cards. You, I reckon he plays rugby,
Speaker 1: and you'd be right. But yeah, no, that is a
Speaker 1: good point. I spent a night on the purse with
Speaker 1: a guy from Nesian Mystic the No he was in
Speaker 1: a Ni Mystic first concert I ever went to. My
Speaker 1: mum drove me up from way to christ Chips to
Speaker 1: go and watch n Mystic and I told him that
Speaker 1: through yelled at into his ear or spinning all over
Speaker 1: him blind drunk on a rooftop bar and Dubai. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it must happen more than you'd think, just having
Speaker 1: a chin wag with someone and then finding out that
Speaker 1: they're really famous, and I reckon that love it. I'm
Speaker 1: not a caller here yours please?
Speaker 9: Yeah, get a boys, I may have a solution to
Speaker 9: your camel problem.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I know a guy that has the one
Speaker 11: from Sylvia Park, from the golf course there.
Speaker 5: There are mini golf course around the world one Julane.
Speaker 9: I can also squeeze you in your outboard service if
Speaker 9: you wish much love.
Speaker 4: That's that's a double where mere camel and a service
Speaker 4: for my six horse power.
Speaker 1: I've googled the Sylvia Park camel. I can't find a
Speaker 1: picture of it.
Speaker 4: I know, I know what he means. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 4: kind of a fiberglass camel. Yes, yeah, that would be good,
Speaker 4: but just need some.
Speaker 3: Sort of prop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I looked up the inflatable ones and sure enough,
Speaker 4: yesterday I heard the yules, please around, get onto Eli
Speaker 4: Eli Express and just get a bunch. They were like
Speaker 4: one of them were forty bucks and there. Okay, they're
Speaker 4: the inflatable put your legs in there, inflate up one
Speaker 4: of the fourteen dollars each.
Speaker 3: But it didn't. I really got her camel.
Speaker 4: No, it looked like it could have been a horse,
Speaker 4: that could have been a cat. It was just a
Speaker 4: ten colored inflatable thing.
Speaker 1: If the person who's sent that and could get a
Speaker 1: photo of the Silvere Park camel send it in. It
Speaker 1: just has to look like a camel, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: it does, but I'd like to see it.
Speaker 3: Is it sexy because it needs to be sexy.
Speaker 1: Is it's sixy What could we do to make it sexy?
Speaker 1: They do have a World's sixty at camel competition every year.
Speaker 4: They do, and the prize money is insane eye watering.
Speaker 3: It is eyewatering.
Speaker 4: I've been in WW when they had the camel Beauty contest,
Speaker 4: that's what.
Speaker 3: They call it.
Speaker 4: I know that's just and that the first price is something.
Speaker 4: This is not exaggerating. It's like ten million US because
Speaker 4: they try and encourage, you know, the better ways, the
Speaker 4: better and old ways of breeding camels and stuff.
Speaker 3: So if they make it incentive enough.
Speaker 4: They also have a date arranging competition where you arrange
Speaker 4: dates in a different platter and a different type.
Speaker 1: Oh right, the fruit. Yeah, not a date arrangement and
Speaker 1: you date the camel.
Speaker 3: So dates, date delicious and dates. They have data ranging.
Speaker 4: And and camel beauty contest. But yeah, look, if we
Speaker 4: could get that, put it on casters and just lead
Speaker 4: that around Sedon Park.
Speaker 1: We're going a couple of weeks, yeah, but we need
Speaker 1: to get onto it.
Speaker 12: Shut.
Speaker 1: We send us in a photo of that camel if
Speaker 1: you could now they call it mules.
Speaker 11: Please afternoon, gents. I can actually get you a camel.
Speaker 11: I've got very strong links to the Ethiopian community through
Speaker 11: my partner and my father and lawa. I spoke to
Speaker 11: him about it, and we'll get you a whole camel.
Speaker 11: It will have no head, no hooves, be skinned and
Speaker 11: probably broken down. But give us a three week lead time,
Speaker 11: we get you one all the way from Australia. So yeah,
Speaker 11: give us a belt and we'll get that sorted.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, it kind of needs to look like a camel.
Speaker 4: It can't be bits of a camel.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a hard sell. It's just so Smithy
Speaker 1: explain to us.
Speaker 4: Why they're walking around with the carcass, the dismembered carcass
Speaker 4: of what looks to be a horse.
Speaker 1: They've got a camel on a spit camel meats.
Speaker 3: Have you tried camel meat when? No, not the greatest yet.
Speaker 4: They slow cook it for like two days and it's
Speaker 4: a dark kind of fatty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: I look at I look at a camel and think
Speaker 1: that's not good.
Speaker 4: But it needs needs mass when you're traveling across the desert.
Speaker 4: It's basically a walking pantry. I well, look, I think, hmm.
Speaker 4: It can't be the only thing we do.
Speaker 1: But if we get hold of the Sylvia Park camel
Speaker 1: and then also serve up camel, we've got our mates
Speaker 1: that ran the taco shop at the Black cloub That's true.
Speaker 1: When you won the meat raffle at the Mount Club
Speaker 1: and we didn't know what to do with it, so
Speaker 1: we took it to a taco shop and they cooked
Speaker 1: it up for us. Maybe we could get them. Look, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks very much for helping us out last year. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about a rotisary camel?
Speaker 3: Is that doable?
Speaker 1: I could do it. Nothing seemed like a problem for now.
Speaker 12: He was.
Speaker 3: He was great. So maybe we just get the heat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sixty is part off the camera space?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Not call here your space?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 12: Every time when I start your podcast and I hear
Speaker 12: the old what a better way to start your day
Speaker 12: than a cannon?
Speaker 5: Ex? Well, I just I'm just picturing what a better
Speaker 5: way to.
Speaker 3: Start your day of the cannon?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well you can open whatever can you want? My friend?
Speaker 4: And if it's a cannon, whire pears, it's a cannon
Speaker 4: whi pears powerful.
Speaker 3: Two more to game?
Speaker 1: Yeah you get.
Speaker 12: And I while we're talking about forgetting about our personal
Speaker 12: lives and then dowling into our personal lives. Was your
Speaker 12: partner in crime involved in the elephant transportation the other week?
Speaker 5: I was involved lifting it out, not me? First leave
Speaker 5: someone I know? Yeah it was cool. Now we got
Speaker 5: no more elephants?
Speaker 12: What's ha in there give us the personal scoop on that.
Speaker 5: We need more elephants. Look named someone an elephant.
Speaker 3: Good, finish a lot there.
Speaker 1: Now she had nothing to do with that. She didn't
Speaker 1: work with the elephant.
Speaker 4: So we now got no elephants and no camels.
Speaker 1: No, no camels, but we can import camel meat and
Speaker 1: there is a five O class one somewhere and work.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think the thing with that elephant is they the
Speaker 1: way they work is they need to breed every so often.
Speaker 1: There was no breeding male here.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 4: Also they need to be in a herd, yeah, because
Speaker 4: they get they get lonely back. Yeah, imagine it just
Speaker 4: being no matter how cool the zoo is a cool zoo,
Speaker 4: but if you're on your own, yeah, need an other
Speaker 4: big nose to hang out with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's gone to join snuffleff I guess over
Speaker 1: there in Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a herd to join.
Speaker 4: It'd be funny when it all you got to do
Speaker 4: is hang out with these kind of heirless monkeys that
Speaker 4: keep feeding you and washing you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like these guys. Yeah. Yeah, So now she
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with that. One more call of
Speaker 1: your space.
Speaker 12: Yeah, gooda every time when I start your podcast, so
Speaker 12: I hear the old What a better way to start
Speaker 12: your day?
Speaker 1: Alright, already here there one right, let's not this thing
Speaker 1: on the head. We will be back tomorrow for another
Speaker 1: episode of the gender podcast.
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