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Speaker 1: Black Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Glenn Campbell, Yeah, Glenn Campbell. I think my grandfather

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Speaker 2: every time I hear this song. The country music fan

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Speaker 2: Ray Kenny, is he a big fan.

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Speaker 1: Of Ryan Stone Cowboy?

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Speaker 3: He was a big George straight Man near one with

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Speaker 3: the name.

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Speaker 4: George George Sarod. No, I don't think so Jewish, thoroughgood, bad.

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Speaker 1: To the bone, to the bomb and Ryan Stone Cowboy.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I hear that, I think Rodney Road. He's a

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Speaker 1: well hung playerboy. Actually the Rodney Road take off of that?

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Speaker 1: You guys familiar with Rodney Rhad's work, No, okay, certainly

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Speaker 1: Australian content director Pixie Campbell will be aware of it.

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Speaker 1: Rodney Road loomed large over the music comedy landscape in

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Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties, still going Rodney Road and Rodney Road.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Bloody Wilson, Oh yeah, Kevin Bloody Wilson.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.

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Speaker 4: No, you wouldn't know me.

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Speaker 5: Rodney Road, no idea, Kevin Bloody Wilson all over it.

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Speaker 3: So what's been happening, Joey, What's what's happening in your wield? Mate?

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Speaker 5: And my wheelhouse whinning down for the year. I just

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Speaker 5: got a couple of sky engagements to finish off the year.

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Speaker 5: But I've actually got a November cricket match this Sunday

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Speaker 5: on a bitter Man living and the scene of the

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Speaker 5: crime where I got the yips. Funnily enough a couple

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Speaker 5: of years ago on the Black Clash back at Hagley Oval,

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Speaker 5: playing on the Test wicket that the Black Deps just

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Speaker 5: dropped a thousand catches at. So hopefully them Movember side,

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Speaker 5: I think Captain by g Lane.

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Speaker 3: Who see that team? Toddy Estell's in there.

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Speaker 2: He's on the better Man Oh so sorry, you're on

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Speaker 2: the November side.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the better Man side looks very good. The better

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Speaker 1: Man side. God, if they got some current first class player,

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Speaker 1: still still.

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Speaker 5: Very very good.

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Speaker 4: He's still got it far too good.

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Speaker 3: Mister crooked himself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and just takes it far too seriously for my liking.

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Speaker 5: You know, like comes in, can bowl wrong ands you know,

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Speaker 5: you name it. He's doing it.

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Speaker 1: Here's my strategy, read it, okay before we get before

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Speaker 1: we go on on my strategy to todd Estell, after

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Speaker 1: watching him play quite a lot actually over the years,

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Speaker 1: just ho around on the back foot for that, waiting

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Speaker 1: for the first one because he will drag it down

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Speaker 1: every league, he drags the first one down.

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Speaker 4: That's just what they do.

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Speaker 1: So wait, so have around, wait for it, have a

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Speaker 1: look at it, pick it out of the hand, and

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Speaker 1: he'll he won't bowler wrong in first ball, he won't

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Speaker 1: boil wrong, and it'll be either a top of or

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Speaker 1: a leigie. And then wait for it. Hol around on

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Speaker 1: the back foot, pull him away, smash him and then

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Speaker 1: he'll think, me, puts this one up, use your feet

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Speaker 1: next ball, and then he's in trouble. Immediately you've gone bang, bang,

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Speaker 1: four to four. He's eight off two and you were

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Speaker 1: at the and you know he's behind the count basically,

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Speaker 1: and he's in there.

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Speaker 4: He's in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 5: If I'll get a chance against him, that'll be my tech.

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Speaker 6: Ye.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, have we got in the November eleven Rito, Mike Lane, Ben.

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Speaker 2: Hurley, Marty Banks, Oh, the legend of Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Mary Banks went a little bit over on the West

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Speaker 5: Coast with the cricket a bit. I'm not sure he

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Speaker 5: always talked a boig game. I think he's more of

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Speaker 5: a bowler than a bet.

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Speaker 7: What is Mary Darren Major?

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Speaker 3: What does Marty do there?

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Speaker 4: By day?

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Speaker 5: Marty is now working for a selling windows and doors. Yes,

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Speaker 5: salesman as partner.

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Speaker 2: I'm just partner. Down at the gend and Craft Beer

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Speaker 2: and Food festival. Apparently Marty was around, but he's a

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Speaker 2: very popular man down there. On to Tago, I think

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Speaker 2: the moment he hits the streets, he's very sort of

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Michelle Prennible lovely woman, was great. Yeah, but I'm looking

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Speaker 5: at the better man eleven and they've got Stephen Murdoch.

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Speaker 4: You remember Stephen m Stephen murder.

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Speaker 5: Played first class cricket Ryan.

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Speaker 6: Estell, Will Hall, Will Hall, comedian, Yeah, actor. He's playing

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Speaker 6: for Colin Slade.

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Speaker 3: Now we're talking very.

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Speaker 5: Good cricket, is he. Yeah? I played a lot of

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Speaker 5: age grade cricket against Slado.

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Speaker 4: Of course he is. He's got everything.

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Speaker 3: He's the name that I haven't thought of an actually,

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Speaker 3: but Colin Slade large over.

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Speaker 7: He's like.

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Speaker 5: For so Off bar investment banking.

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Speaker 6: Is he?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, crypto and.

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Speaker 4: He can do everything. That guy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not the most he wouldn't say. He's an

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Speaker 5: oil painting name and OK, he's got hasn't got that

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Speaker 1: You can't be you can't be perfect, can you?

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Speaker 3: You can't be perfect with me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Jif Folkson.

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Speaker 5: What's he playing on?

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Speaker 7: What did you say?

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Speaker 5: He's playing playing in the Fox and played cricket for

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Speaker 5: New Zealand, played ragging for obviously, probably got to play

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Speaker 5: basketball for freak athletic, good at everything. But he is

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Speaker 5: making in one department.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he is.

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Speaker 1: He's Yeah, he's bored, he's he's unfortunate the universe got him.

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Speaker 5: He's got a beautiful golden locks for the golden part

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Speaker 5: and now nothing. Yeah, he doesn't have that going for him.

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Speaker 1: I know, thank god, the universe will will get you somewhere.

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Speaker 1: It has to, and if it doesn't get you, get

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Speaker 1: your bloody kids.

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Speaker 2: I thought I didn't know where it had got a

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Speaker 2: new jery until I saw that photo or that drawing

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Speaker 2: that you drew of your own downstairs for the for

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Speaker 2: the pillow that you know you're getting mocked up. How

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Speaker 2: you having that life size, you know, creation of that

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Speaker 2: kind of pillow of your downstairs. I thought that you

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Speaker 2: were a perfect human actually, until I saw that you're

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Speaker 2: drawing of your down sow.

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Speaker 1: What was wrong with the downstairs met a million a

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Speaker 1: million faults? Well, let's just say it's not a very

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Speaker 1: big pillow. Yeah, Okay, what I will say is it's

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Speaker 1: a long pillow.

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Speaker 2: It's but it's a very skinny pillow, you know, like

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Speaker 2: one of those things that you put on the bottom

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Speaker 2: of the door to stop the draft coming out of me.

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Speaker 2: That's what I think it might be at drafting drafts. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was long and fat. I thought you had more

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Speaker 2: tistical than I actually sort of I.

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Speaker 1: Extended the length a lot, Yeah, because that's what I

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Speaker 1: banished the length because if I'm being honest, that's what

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Speaker 1: I thought had happened.

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Speaker 2: Because I've shared with you in countless times and it's

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Speaker 2: very like, you know, not like that elf on the

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Speaker 2: shelf type like that. You know, your tisticles hold up.

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Speaker 4: Motisticals are good.

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Speaker 3: Satisticals you've got artisticals are good.

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Speaker 4: That's certainly.

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Speaker 1: And as you and you'll find this mess isn't only

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Speaker 1: twenty five years, Joe, you'll be starting to experience this

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Speaker 1: now you heating into his mid thirties. But your artisticals

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Speaker 1: just continue to grow nice and they continue to they

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Speaker 1: and gravity starts to take hold.

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Speaker 4: So you know, you can get in.

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Speaker 1: My situation, they're starting to really route right down there

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Speaker 1: that old man's balls thing going on?

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Speaker 3: And what is what is the old man's balls.

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Speaker 4: Hang down low? They hang down low, They wobble to

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Speaker 4: and fro?

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Speaker 3: Can you time?

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Speaker 4: And not? Can you time? And a bar?

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Speaker 3: You probably could now wa'ts the next line in that

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Speaker 3: song after that?

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Speaker 1: Because I never understood that you can toss them over

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Speaker 1: your shoulder like a regimental soldier or.

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Speaker 2: What was the regimental soldier tossing over has whipping has whippen,

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Speaker 2: but like your whaping back to my ball with the shoulder,

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Speaker 2: just quickly.

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Speaker 3: Long and skinny.

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Speaker 1: Because Joey will appreciate the story. My balls, I've had them.

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Speaker 1: I had my tubes tied straight in there for the

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Speaker 1: sterilization as quick as I could, quick as I could

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Speaker 1: get in there, and had two kids. Thought that's enough,

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Speaker 1: hang out my boots, hang on.

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Speaker 3: Is this is going to be the Long Barrier story again.

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Speaker 1: Joey doesn't know the Long Barrier story. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: great story. And I was called up to play Last

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Speaker 1: Man's Stands cricket. And it was two days after I'd

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Speaker 1: had the operation, the the sterilization operation, the what's it

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Speaker 1: called of a sectomy? Yeah, they go and tie your

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Speaker 1: churms and cut you out. Went to the vest man.

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Speaker 1: He's actually called the vest man. He's you know, he's

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Speaker 1: a cheap option.

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Speaker 4: Put it that way. He's the budget option.

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Speaker 3: How much does it cost for a vest too?

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Speaker 4: I think the best man was the best man was.

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Speaker 4: I think the best man was three fifty or six

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Speaker 4: fifty one or the two.

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Speaker 3: It's called a good price, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Ye're not bad cheaper than a kid. And the best

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Speaker 1: man did his job, and then I was all red.

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Speaker 1: I was all blown up down there like black and

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Speaker 1: blue and went along. Then I got the call up

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Speaker 1: for the last Man's stands cricket, and they said, look

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Speaker 1: are you up for playing? And the vast Man had said,

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Speaker 1: don't do anything strenuous, just take it easy, you know.

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Speaker 1: Five days after and I was like, oh, I felt fine,

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Speaker 1: even though I was a bit sore. And then I

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Speaker 1: thought I play. I'll be okay. I've never been hit

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Speaker 1: in the nuts, never been hit in the nuts playing cricket,

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Speaker 1: not once, because I always played the line of the cock,

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Speaker 1: you know, if the ball is bit of angling, and

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Speaker 1: I'll make sure.

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Speaker 4: That I play the line of my cock, and I

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Speaker 4: will get hit a lot.

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Speaker 1: On the inner thigh every cricket season. I just have

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Speaker 1: bruises on my own thighs. But I've never been hitting

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Speaker 1: the box. When along played, scored some runs, didn't get

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Speaker 1: hit in the box. You know, it was all good,

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Speaker 1: you know. I was telling the guys and the thing.

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Speaker 1: Never been hitting them, never been hitting the nuts, So

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Speaker 1: everything's fine. Then we came to field. I was down

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Speaker 1: at long on one of the guys. This is the

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Speaker 1: this is the end of season. It's probably actually March

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Speaker 1: at the domain. Terrible outfields. I'm at long on someone's hat,

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Speaker 1: one solidly down to met long on stock standard. Didn't

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Speaker 1: so don't even outfield. And the ball bobbled on me

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Speaker 1: the top of my hands which were down low, and

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Speaker 1: got me square right where the vasectomy had happened, like

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Speaker 1: right where it had happened.

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Speaker 4: Fucking Lord, fuck me, did I fucking go down.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, because it was already blowing up and no good.

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Speaker 4: I was already bruised.

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Speaker 1: It was bruise on bruise because getting hit the nuts

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Speaker 1: hurts anyway, But this was getting hit on some tender

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Speaker 1: My nut was about the size of my first So

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you because it's still not right.

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Speaker 5: As you reach down downstairs there it's the right nut.

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Speaker 1: My right nut is an absolute shambles now, a tock

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Speaker 3: Since does it have a different feel to it now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like a whole lot of crap.

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Speaker 1: Just spurling around down and there. Yeah, it's not good.

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Speaker 1: And I've never blown up or bros like that before.

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Speaker 1: It was it was horrific. Everyone pissing themselves laughing because

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Speaker 5: What what is it about that someone gets hit in

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Speaker 5: you get so much joy and seeing someone else killed

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Speaker 2: Squirmishing, and I think that they're going to be okay

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Speaker 4: Look.

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Speaker 5: I was guilty of this through my rugby career a lot,

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Speaker 5: usually when you're going through a new movement pattern Jerry.

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Speaker 5: But there were guys always in your team that were

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Speaker 7: Jonathan Path, Shane Christie, just terrible, John Hardy, those boys

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Speaker 7: kicking blokes in the nuts and every time hilarious like

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Speaker 7: boys are down and hysterics and the poor old backlifter

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Speaker 5: In a game.

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Speaker 4: Though, if you do that, because you can't go.

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Speaker 5: Down with you have you got like they just go

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Speaker 5: down really, you know they'll go, oh is he winded

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Speaker 4: I can, just I can. The problem is nothing sick.

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Speaker 5: Feelings, ye, right in your gut.

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Speaker 1: Well, when you when you have your when you have

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Speaker 1: can actually feel when they tug on it because they

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, see I'm Jew.

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Speaker 4: I'm Jew.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I'll get it while I'm up here. Yeah, well

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Speaker 5: you just booking woman a prayer fifty.

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Speaker 1: You're totally invest man investment, the best man you.

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Speaker 5: Pass on investment.

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Speaker 4: What's his name? I know his name.

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Speaker 5: It's not surprised, the long one.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to You don't want to go to

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Speaker 1: surprise belong for your bed. Oh no, no, you'll get

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Speaker 1: a surprise. You won't know what Jonathan Masters I think

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Speaker 1: his name is Jonathan Masters is the vest man eight

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Speaker 1: hundred vast Man.

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Speaker 3: The same every time has number plate.

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Speaker 4: As vast Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah is it actually yeah has number plates veast Man.

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Speaker 1: So the vast Man, he injects your nuts and then

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Speaker 1: he cuts you. Cuts cuts a little hole like it

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Speaker 4: Your nuts and then.

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Speaker 1: Fetches out your tube. That's the bit that's not good.

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Speaker 1: And you tugging up in your guts because it's connected

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Speaker 1: up to here where your semen is, because your seamen's

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Speaker 1: produced up up higher and so you feel I'm pulling

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Speaker 1: away and like that's the bit that's weird.

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Speaker 4: The rest of it.

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Speaker 1: When they say it's just a bit uncomfortable, that's the

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Speaker 1: best way to describe it. It's not painful.

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Speaker 4: It's just a lazer the laser option, and they laser it.

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Speaker 1: Know what they do is they pull it out, they

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Speaker 1: cut it.

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Speaker 4: They laser the ends. You can smell your vest so

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Speaker 4: they still got to cut you.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was an invasive option.

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Speaker 1: No, they chop it, laser each end, quarterize it and

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Speaker 1: then they tie the tube together.

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Speaker 4: They tie those.

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Speaker 1: Two things together so you nuts stay in your sack.

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Speaker 1: And they do that on both sides, and so that's

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Speaker 5: And then you're just blowing smoke for the rest of

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Speaker 5: your life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're good.

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Speaker 1: No, you're blowing no you Yeah, you're still the same.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't know, but.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, did you find your performance shut up post.

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Speaker 1: Or yeah, improved. But it took me quite a long

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Speaker 1: still got more swimmers and then come on, get out

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Speaker 1: of there swimmings.

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Speaker 4: Yeez.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I reckon it took six months. You've got

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Speaker 1: to be kif a lot of people have babies in

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Speaker 1: the first and the and the six months following the second.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well, because there's just a build up of

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Speaker 5: still lives.

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Speaker 4: Still in there, yet still in there?

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Speaker 1: How many wents I think they say something like twenty,

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Speaker 1: they say something like thirty ejaculations or something.

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Speaker 4: It took me bloody on time, been a couple of years.

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Speaker 5: Or a weekend in the Sudima.

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Speaker 4: That's a good way to tackle it.

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Speaker 3: That's a good way to tackle it.

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Speaker 1: Ec Yeah, well it took me a while after hitting

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Speaker 1: the nuts, after the bloody operation.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't going near there for bloody weeks.

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Speaker 1: And you're black and blue, black and blue, like massive,

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Speaker 1: massive black and hornia.

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Speaker 5: When I was young and similar sort of area right,

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Speaker 5: and got it operated on. I think it was eighteen

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Speaker 5: and geez, my whole downstairs operation full black and blue.

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Speaker 5: And I remember showing the boys and one of my

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Speaker 5: mates the res, the res has got a cocktail sausage,

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Speaker 5: real small, little he doesn't mind getting it out, yea,

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Speaker 5: and he goes, it's about time that that that that

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Speaker 5: thing of yours had the had the same coloring. That okay, right,

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Speaker 5: but quite quite disconcerning when you look down there, you know,

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Speaker 5: for what and you're just a black downstairs?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, total, yeah, yeah, I was. The The meat

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Speaker 1: was fine, but it was the viach.

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Speaker 4: No, the veach was fine. It was the meat. What's

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Speaker 4: the meat? What's the veg? Meat? And too bitch, you know.

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Speaker 1: The meat was the meat was okay, It was the

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Speaker 1: veach that just looked like, would.

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Speaker 5: You rather or link? Well?

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Speaker 1: I think you probably, I mean, I mean, when you've

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Speaker 1: got neither, you probably you just want you want anything

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Speaker 1: you take anything.

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Speaker 4: I'd take anything.

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Speaker 5: Girth Probably you take girth, Oh yeah, I think.

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Speaker 1: Just not not not chowd girth though, Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 3: There's a tough question.

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Speaker 4: It's a tough question.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you want a better both, maybe you go link.

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Speaker 1: Actually you just want something that's just not embarrassing, because

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Speaker 1: you don't want anything to to shocking. Do You don't

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Speaker 1: want anything that you're gonna pull out and that's going

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Speaker 1: to make people run?

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Speaker 3: Is that what happens there? Well, you get yours out,

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Speaker 3: people run? Well if they.

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Speaker 1: Ran, you know, you get it out and the wall

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Speaker 1: not going when you're there.

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Speaker 4: That's going to do damage.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, what kind of dem is like, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 8: you know what damage. I shouldn't have asked the question.

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Speaker 8: That's not a question you should have asked. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 8: I'm going to lock a link though.

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Speaker 1: You length really just a big long, skinny thing like a.

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Speaker 5: Like a door snake.

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Speaker 1: You're just like a big long thin stick like a

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Speaker 1: pudding away up up high the firepoke.

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Speaker 4: What you want a fire poker?

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Speaker 7: You have the fire poker.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, you don't want a fire poker because no, exactly

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Speaker 1: what I want.

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Speaker 4: Don't they call you the fire Poker.

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Speaker 7: She's Firefoker. Jump on the fire buger.

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Speaker 5: Getting canon ladder of strong people that don't even know

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Speaker 5: and dobles coming over the lawn.