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Speaker 1: Pleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 3: Will producer Shannon's been in a new apartment for less

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Speaker 3: than two months, Yeah, and already worried she won't be

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Speaker 3: getting a bond back when she's gonna what have you done?

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Speaker 1: Have you done?

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Speaker 4: I was doing a little top up tan, fake tan,

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Speaker 4: just a little Haley gets it, just a little buff.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 5: I haven't tanned for a while, and boy, oh boy,

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Speaker 5: it's due.

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Speaker 1: I was the other day. I was naked and I

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Speaker 1: saw myself in the mirrors, like got him what?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it just happens.

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Speaker 1: You lose it quick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just felt of it ripley, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it just smooths it out, just buffy oversize.

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Speaker 1: It's worn.

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Speaker 2: You're constantly translucent white, aren't you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one's fucking you like an ex a lottelet.

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Speaker 1: You can see your veins in your organs. We can see, literally.

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Speaker 5: See your organs through that skin of yours.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't.

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Speaker 6: You can't see my organs. Why, I just want to

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Speaker 6: go on record. You can't see my organs.

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Speaker 3: I can see them. I can see one of them.

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Speaker 3: Why you why you got that one out.

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Speaker 2: Talking about Okay, it was just a big sunscreener and

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Speaker 2: a big.

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Speaker 1: I've got to be one of these.

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Speaker 5: I've got anti cancer stance.

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Speaker 1: I will go on record. I'm anti cancer. I did

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Speaker 1: that skin thing.

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Speaker 6: You know when you find.

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Speaker 1: The there's a.

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Speaker 6: Chart, No, no, there's a chart and you find it on

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Speaker 6: the constellation and you run your hand like arm down

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Speaker 6: it or a part of your body that never sees

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Speaker 6: the sun, and that's your skin type. And I've got

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Speaker 6: like Mackenzie or something.

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Speaker 1: Color chart like the pain like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and I've got to be I've got to be

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Speaker 2: very careful, well, producer, Shannon, you were tanning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a little tan. I was buffing it

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Speaker 5: out and got a buff.

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Speaker 4: The worst thing you can do to tanning is when

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Speaker 4: you're washing it off in the.

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Speaker 5: Shower is to pee. Yeah, run down, It'll run down.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So what.

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Speaker 1: Is it a white squat?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no no, because it works as possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you'd go this, you'd go, I reckon a

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Speaker 1: wine squat. I reckon. I wouldn't touch the wine.

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Speaker 5: I've got sick a thighs and you really need you

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Speaker 5: went white and held them up.

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Speaker 6: How the.

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Speaker 3: But then you've got your hands kind of grabbing on

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Speaker 3: the ten skir.

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Speaker 6: I'm just redescribing the exact mythod you used when you're

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Speaker 6: at our house and you jumped out of the spar

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Speaker 6: and pist in the bush.

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Speaker 1: So you let her bring pis back into the spar.

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Speaker 5: And shut up, I'm getting back in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, so you don't pee in the shower after

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Speaker 4: tanning when you're washing it off. It's a bad thing

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Speaker 4: to do. So I put on my tan and I

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Speaker 4: was like, oh no, I haven't paid yet. Like silly girl,

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Speaker 4: I'll just quickly pee on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: What's in the toilet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean technically you are peeing on the toilet,

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Speaker 2: we sit on it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I pee stand up and I have left

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Speaker 4: the most defined print on the toilet, no.

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Speaker 1: Print on the seat.

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Speaker 5: On the seat.

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Speaker 3: And you didn't forget the ass though, Why did you

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Speaker 3: turn the ass?

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Speaker 5: You have to it's just weird yourself like that, insanely,

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Speaker 5: this glowing orb ass and he just looks at you.

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Speaker 5: I like to in summer exactly. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: And the house with the cellul.

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Speaker 4: I was don't about to feel good about myself for

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Speaker 4: no one else, so I just did it. But now

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Speaker 4: I've got an ass print on my toilet of faked tan.

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Speaker 4: I'm freaking out, and my partners in the room and

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Speaker 4: like I'm trying to keep the romance alive, you know, like.

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Speaker 5: This, you know, be like, hey, I put a brown

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Speaker 5: ass on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: So I'm panicking, and I've been in the bathroom now

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Speaker 4: for a little bit. So I was like, I don't

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Speaker 4: want him to think, so I just looked around of

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Speaker 4: how to clean it, and I just grabbed my whitening

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Speaker 4: toothpaste and like slatthered it across the seat, and then

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Speaker 4: I grabbed toilet paper and I'm like scrubbing it starts working.

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Speaker 4: I will say, an effective technique.

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Speaker 5: If you lift it longer.

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Speaker 2: And it's because I would have grabbed because what the

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Speaker 2: brown is, basically what's soaked into the seats, into the seat.

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Speaker 1: Can I would have exit molded.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't own exit mold, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, as the most magical thing.

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Speaker 4: I own sprain wipe, and that's about it.

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Speaker 1: No exit mold is lethal.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to It's just basically it just basically bleaches,

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Speaker 2: mold and grime.

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Speaker 4: Well that's why I thought whitening toothpaste was exit mold light,

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Speaker 4: you know. So I just start scrubbing it with toilet

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Speaker 4: paper and like freaking out.

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Speaker 1: It's wiping. You can't scrub the toilet paper that it

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Speaker 1: doesn't have the I know.

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Speaker 4: So then I grab a towel, like my body towel

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Speaker 4: that I was about to use in the shower. I'm

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Speaker 4: scrubbing it on the toilet and then I'm like, Bringon's

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Speaker 4: going to think what is she up to?

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Speaker 5: Because he would have heard shared everywhere. The toilet just destroyed,

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Speaker 5: like I should have just.

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Speaker 4: Told them what was going on, but I was breaking out.

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Speaker 4: And then so then I end up ruining like a

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Speaker 4: whole towel, So that's in the washing sheet now, and

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Speaker 4: then the whole room smelling like toothpaste. I'm now worried

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Speaker 4: that next time I use the toilet it's going to

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Speaker 4: burn me because or.

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Speaker 6: You just have a minty bottom, yeah, baking soda, you reckon, That's.

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Speaker 4: Well then so that I just get a bunch of

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Speaker 4: water and from the sink, I start like across my bathrooms,

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Speaker 4: a very small because it's so I'm like.

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Speaker 5: Flicking.

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Speaker 1: Happened? If you're taking a deep squat, I.

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Speaker 4: Should have just one like flicking water. The water is

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Speaker 4: going all over the walls. The walls are now getting

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Speaker 4: a bit tanned because.

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Speaker 5: I was like, you're not getting that, so is it

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Speaker 5: still brown?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: I got ruined a towel. I went through a whole

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Speaker 5: roll of toilet.

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Speaker 4: Paper and used half a tuber toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: I think we're here in Vaughan. I'd like you to

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Speaker 3: say it one more time. What's the lesson we've learned

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 5: Take a deep squad deep squalt forward? Yeah, but they

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Speaker 5: hoped the fires apart.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, maybe even to the gunt and pull.

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Speaker 3: That up apart, direct that forward, bear down, push it out,

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Speaker 3: no problem.

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Speaker 6: And that skin chat is called the Fitzpatrick skin type chart.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 6: Okayah if anybody wants to google that and see how

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Speaker 6: restu our rebelloma.

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Speaker 5: Happy peeing everyone,