WEBVTT - "I Still Get To Play With Shaun Johnson"

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<v Speaker 1>Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio, brought to you,

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<v Speaker 1>as always by Export Ultra of the Beer for here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Agenda Podcast for the second of September.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 1>A vulture made it through winter as it spring spring

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<v Speaker 1>sprung yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's certainly dead.

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<v Speaker 1>The grasses rise. Wonder where the flowers is. It felt like,

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<v Speaker 1>well at least up in the top of the North Island,

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<v Speaker 1>that the weather woke up and was just like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>is it spring? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>He goes go go a bit a bit of lightning

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<v Speaker 3>and thunder overnight just to finish winter off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, and then sunshine, rainbows, lollipops. The next day, went

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<v Speaker 1>out for a pint on the north shore over your

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<v Speaker 1>neck of the woods. Yes, yeah, bloody beautiful over there, rosies,

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<v Speaker 1>red hot contena.

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<v Speaker 3>Overlooking the playground.

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<v Speaker 1>Overlooking the playground, absolutely rammed to good thing about that playground.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful playground, quite tall lighthouse sort of fixture,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's like a drawbridge your kids can crawl

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<v Speaker 1>across to like another thing, and it's all entirely enclosed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously from a safety perspective, but then also I presume

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<v Speaker 1>once your kids are in there, it's like, fuck, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>goes on, I know where they are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I spend a lot of time at that

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<v Speaker 3>Checkapoonic playground and a lot of time at that particular bar.

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<v Speaker 3>You were at this where you could get a seat

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<v Speaker 3>on the balcony and you could have a line of

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<v Speaker 3>sight of the playground, and I reckon you could get

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<v Speaker 3>through three pints before your kids notice you were missing yep,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they'd be looking around, and then you go okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and you've got to go show face and then send

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<v Speaker 3>them back up the tower and then go with another.

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<v Speaker 1>Beer, because there's that period there where kids like shit.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as they stay quiet, Dad's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>notice that I've been on this playground for ages.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And meanwhile, yeah, you're on the other side, like, as

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<v Speaker 1>long as they stay quiet, I can get about ten

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<v Speaker 1>more beers. I don't understand why New Zealand we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have more playgrounds at pubs. I feel like that should

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<v Speaker 1>be a staple of a New Zealand pub.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's pretty punishing for people who don't have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely, Yeah, so I think that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Where that comes down to, Like you want to go

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<v Speaker 3>to Hey, do you want to go to this pub.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got a mass of full playground and your mate's

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<v Speaker 3>got no kids. You can go, you can go get fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go to basically the same thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>without the kids. How about that? What about playgrounds for adults?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to take my kids to the pub.

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<v Speaker 1>Essentially that is a pub. Yeah, so don't encourage me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair. That is fair. Across the weekend, the Greatest

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealander is getting to the pointy end as well

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<v Speaker 1>up and beat Stacy on Saturday. My dad rang me

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday afternoon, Happy Father's Day at all the father's globally,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, Upham's gonna take the whole fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to win the whole thing. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, there's just people, you know, people love Charlie Upham.

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<v Speaker 1>I also said that I think that Charlie Upham was

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<v Speaker 1>just lucky he was born when he was, because at

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<v Speaker 1>any other point in history he might have been a

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much for general population. Yeah, he was. If

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<v Speaker 1>you read that chasing Charlie book. He's yeah his full noise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently good bugger. You know, gold members of the army

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<v Speaker 1>so came across him a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'd certainly want him in my battalion. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd certainly want him at the front with a backpack

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<v Speaker 3>full of grenades, just halfened them into Yeah, well, shine

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<v Speaker 3>boxes were left, right and center.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, on Saturday he went into Stacy jones pearl box

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<v Speaker 1>with a backpack full of fifteen grenades and lit him up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the end of Stacy Jones for the Greatest

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealander of all time and the end The quarterfinals

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<v Speaker 1>kicked off, well, actually kicked off with up in v

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<v Speaker 1>Stacey and then Dame Lisa yesterday beat Bruce McLaren in

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<v Speaker 1>the first quarter final.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so I do think that's recency biased, but the

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<v Speaker 3>go that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I did vote for Bruce, Oh you did? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Things are getting really heated in the comments on that

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<v Speaker 1>one as well. No, I didn't think Bruce. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Bruce. Well, look he made some fast cars. I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't. I don't think about Bruce McLaren very often.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's a global brand, though, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, but I only live in New Zealand, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't you know, if I lived all over the world,

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<v Speaker 1>that would probably have a bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>Potentially one of the biggest global brands outside of the

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<v Speaker 3>All Blacks. You got All Blacks McLaren. I guarantee if

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<v Speaker 3>what you said to someon Watson McLaren's it's a cat,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's not associated musing on so much, people probably

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<v Speaker 3>ain't know that it was a key we but we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's all I think of, what like every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then if I see McLaren, I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, that ke we did this.

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<v Speaker 3>And also you think about how big Formula one is

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<v Speaker 3>now and McLaren are knocking on the door. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they are putting the ships that red Bull Van strap

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<v Speaker 3>On is in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Well anyway, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>neither does anyone else. So that's why Lisa beat Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>McLaren in the first quarter final. And then today it's

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<v Speaker 1>Richie versus Dave Dobbin. It's going to be a blood bath.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm afraid. Yeah, I love Dobbo, but Richie'll take him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's going to be Richie as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's only going to get spicy when Richie comes

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<v Speaker 3>up against Dame Lisa or Upham, Yeah, or Hilary Yeah, Hillary,

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<v Speaker 3>Barry's no, She's gone, yeah, wrist and power Hills Bears.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think that, I really think that Upham's going

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<v Speaker 1>to take the whole thing out. And I just think

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<v Speaker 1>that why that is is because a lot of these

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<v Speaker 1>people are like the kind of trivial herald the giraft

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<v Speaker 1>no disrespect to him and shout out to the Life

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<v Speaker 1>Education Trust for getting involved when he was up against Richie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>God blessed them. They had a crack. They shared it

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<v Speaker 1>on their own Instagram. But Charles Upham was a war

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<v Speaker 1>hero and something that was actually quite consequential. Were the

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<v Speaker 1>most consequential conflict of maybe human existence, and he, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>played a big part of it. So it's like that

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<v Speaker 1>versus just the fourth Square guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, what about a final of Sir Edmund Hillary

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<v Speaker 3>versus Charles Upham.

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<v Speaker 1>I think again, Charles Upham, you know, Rea, Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>if d Hillary didn't climb that hell, someone else was

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<v Speaker 1>going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but he also drove a messy Ferguson into the

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<v Speaker 3>south Pole.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if he didn't do that, I daresay no

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<v Speaker 1>one would have and we still would have been sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. But if Charlie Upham didn't charge those pill

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<v Speaker 1>boxes with nothing but a fucking you know, Kiwi flag

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<v Speaker 1>and in fifteen grenades g string and a a grenade

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<v Speaker 1>pin between his teeth, then you know, we might be

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<v Speaker 1>speaking German. And I think that's why. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>why he's running rough shot over the competition so far.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also think that's probably the same for Richie

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<v Speaker 1>because if he, you know, it wasn't the captain, we

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<v Speaker 1>may not have won those World Cups. Idea say, the

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<v Speaker 1>porthills would still be on fire if he wasn't flying

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<v Speaker 1>his helicopters. So yeah, I think that they're heating for

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<v Speaker 1>a collision course. I need to check the Oh it's

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<v Speaker 1>quarter finals now, so yeah, I reckon it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be those two.

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<v Speaker 3>So where we have a winner by the.

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<v Speaker 1>End of the week, we're gonna have a winner. By

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the week, we're going to have crowned

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest New Zealander of all time. And that's when

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<v Speaker 1>the hard work begins, because we then need to start

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<v Speaker 1>campaigning Chris Luxen to change the twenty dollar note, which,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't remember, at the start of this whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>we realized that the twenty dollar note doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>famous New Zealander on it. All it's got is on

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<v Speaker 1>one side a hawk, which I pray they have a

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<v Speaker 1>license for, and then on the other side it's the Queen. Queen. Well, queen,

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<v Speaker 1>he's did so shout the Queen no more. So we've

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<v Speaker 1>got to replace her. And I think it's boring to

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<v Speaker 1>replace her with the king. So we need campaign for

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<v Speaker 1>whoever our greatest New Zealander of all timers.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sure. Shaton want big ears on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And if it's in Hillary, then he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>on two.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. She's already got one.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be on the five, and he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be on the twenty. So God bless him. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that counts against him when he comes up against someone

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie Upham on the twenty dollar.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you know one would have a problem

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<v Speaker 3>with that, just like he should be mid throw yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like it was a grenade in hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah one or Richie Again, I don't think any one

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<v Speaker 1>would have an issue with that Dave Dublin. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know anyway. All right, let's take a break there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been so much sport over the weekend. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to dive into all of it. So we'll take quick

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<v Speaker 1>break and come right back. We started at the top

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<v Speaker 1>with the all blacks ge lane this morning. This morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going at the gym. Did you think we'd

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<v Speaker 1>be straight into the gym that quickly? No, anyway, we are. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to the gym quite often, quite often. Ye. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I see you know the same people when you

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<v Speaker 1>go that frequently, you sort of get to know each

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<v Speaker 1>other and you do anything you just go there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a pretty gruesome back and buy subsession this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you don't believe me, you can ask my

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<v Speaker 1>dear friend Ian Jones, who I saw again this morning

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym. And when I saw herm he was

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<v Speaker 1>on the bench press. He comes over, looked over and

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<v Speaker 1>sigredated her and he goes discipline man, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, Yeah, that's what I said. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>Monday's the most important day, Camo, I'm here, I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>the damn thing. And he goes, Nah, the fucking all blacks.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, yeah, of course, and he said

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<v Speaker 1>for him, it was just so disappointing all of the

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<v Speaker 1>penalties that we gave away. Penalty count was fourteen to five.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oh, the TJ one did my head and

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<v Speaker 1>he yelled at the riff. He said what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>was that to theriff, and the riff immediately pinged him

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<v Speaker 1>for it, and come. I was saying, oh, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mind that one because it was like random, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have predicted that, But there were a lot of other

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<v Speaker 1>ones that were like, come on, you know, the riff's

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<v Speaker 1>blowing this up tonight, so do you keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't blame TJ because that penalty. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>he was yelling what the fuck was that to the ref.

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<v Speaker 3>The Sagan player was all over the place on the

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<v Speaker 3>other side of the ruck and yeah, he's a he's

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<v Speaker 3>a sitting duck for milking those penalties, and he tripped

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<v Speaker 3>over him, and I think it's when he said what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he wasn't saying what was that for?

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<v Speaker 3>Not calling No, he was like the fact that this

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<v Speaker 3>guy was rolling around in his side of the ruck.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, but it did shut him up did it well?

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<v Speaker 1>But they played well.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, they played well for seventy minutes that first half.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they played well. I thought we were into it,

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<v Speaker 3>Like Adean Jones had Carma in the back of my

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<v Speaker 3>head yelling at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also like, I mean, the player of the day

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<v Speaker 3>goes to the s African broadcaster for not playing the

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<v Speaker 3>angle of the embongie knock on. Yep, they've saved that

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<v Speaker 3>replay until the kickoff had been taken, yes, which means

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<v Speaker 3>it's impossible to go back. Yeah, So good on them.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did a great job. I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>The spectacle of that game was fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Like close to the crow, oh, the crowded right.

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<v Speaker 1>On top of here, the eye level with the field

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<v Speaker 1>as well. I feel that the field's like marginally raised

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<v Speaker 1>or something. The stands rise vertically, so basically they've hung

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<v Speaker 1>the gallery off the side of basically a vertical stand

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<v Speaker 1>up all right on top of here. The flyover was sicked.

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<v Speaker 1>There were like fireworks that went off. It was just incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such an atmosphere. And I was watching it

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<v Speaker 1>with my missus yesterday and she was just like I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen a crowd this fired up for a rugby game.

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<v Speaker 1>They would go on nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking love it.

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<v Speaker 1>They were going ape shit. There was a guy dressed

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<v Speaker 1>up as Drick as dupless in the crowd. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>see that? The camera zoomed in on the crowd and

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<v Speaker 1>he's in there and he's shirtless with these like pit

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<v Speaker 1>vipers and a fake UFC belt on. They were going

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<v Speaker 1>ape shit. Man. They were chanting the whole way through

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<v Speaker 1>the hacker.

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<v Speaker 3>And what timing for the flyover in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the hacker as well? Yeah, so drowned out the hacker

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<v Speaker 3>they let five weeks off. They were singing some song.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what song I was singing in the

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<v Speaker 3>between the hacker, but they all Blacks say the first

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<v Speaker 3>twenty minutes they were all over South Africa and then

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<v Speaker 3>that last ten was very unal Blacks. That last ten

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<v Speaker 3>we never dropped nuts in the last team, but we

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<v Speaker 3>have done in the last few test matches we particularate against.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. Yeah, I thought because I didn't look full disclosure,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not set an alarm and watch this at

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<v Speaker 1>three am. I watched it when I woke up on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday morning. I woke up, my breakfast for my messages,

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<v Speaker 1>took it to church, came home, and then watched the replay.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't do any of that, And when there

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<v Speaker 1>was about fifteen minutes left to go, it's like, how

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck do we lose this? Yeah? Like that it

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<v Speaker 1>was twenty seven nineteen. I was like, we don't lose

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<v Speaker 1>from here. But I knew the score, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is wild. I'm interested to see how this comes about.

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<v Speaker 1>And it just sort of it didn't happen in a

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<v Speaker 1>blink of an eye. It just happened over time. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, you're like, hang on, are we losing?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I felt like in our last five to

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes, we were still kicking the ball away when

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<v Speaker 1>it was like we need to score a try.

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<v Speaker 3>We also also turned down a penalty another three points

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<v Speaker 3>to take it a step further away from them. When

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<v Speaker 3>it was I think I was twenty seven to seventeen

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<v Speaker 3>or yeah, we were up by ten, yeah, and we

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<v Speaker 3>declined a pin. I was like, put it into the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, come on, you know that's that's.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit almost arrogant. Yeah, you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>the points because if it was a World Cup final,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you would have taken the points. That's treat

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<v Speaker 1>it like, yeah, the Bongi and Bunambi try, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that a lot's been made of

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<v Speaker 1>it on the highlights, and I think that the reason

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<v Speaker 1>that's blown up is because a lot of people, because

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<v Speaker 1>it was three am, didn't watch the game live. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the first try that they scored, so yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>was still time for us to rictify it. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>why we.

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<v Speaker 3>Lost, no, No, But I mean, but it was a

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<v Speaker 3>pretty glaring But boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they bomb that call. And it's like I think

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<v Speaker 1>that And again I was talking to a close personal

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine at the gym this morning and Jones

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<v Speaker 1>on if you know, but he he was saying, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just been the TMO. What's the point, Like, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to stop down, go all over all of these

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<v Speaker 1>replays and still get it wrong, didn't been it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they stopped the replays, but they didn't show They

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<v Speaker 3>didn't show the crowd. They didn't show that. No, they

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<v Speaker 3>didn't show the replay that made it look really obvious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah to anyone, Nah, because idea, say the crowd would

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<v Speaker 1>have picked up on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, even you could see you could actually see

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<v Speaker 3>him when after he scores it, he doesn't celebrate. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if you notice. He just puts his head

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<v Speaker 3>down and his teammates come over and you know, given

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<v Speaker 3>and they celebrate, and you could.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell he was like, I did not I did not

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<v Speaker 1>score that try.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the guy in the tracks gave hold hold

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<v Speaker 3>camera four, hold it, do not release the furge of

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<v Speaker 3>camera four.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tony Johnson even said that on the commentary as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like, they're not going to we won't

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<v Speaker 1>see that replay again. Sure enough they didn't, but I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind. I think it's even more egregious that

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<v Speaker 1>you have all this technology and still they gave that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, because if you win and

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<v Speaker 1>watched like a senior BS game down at your local club,

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<v Speaker 1>those tries get given all the time, and only the

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<v Speaker 1>dude and the good lord above knows that he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>score that try. Yeah, so, and that doesn't heard as

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<v Speaker 1>much as they have all of the different available angles

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<v Speaker 1>and they still sucked it up. That that's harder to stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>But having said all of that, like I said before,

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<v Speaker 1>we still had plenty of time to turn that one around.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I do feel a little bit of vindication

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<v Speaker 1>for saying on Friday that I didn't think we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to win this game. It's not something I like to

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<v Speaker 1>be right about, but I like to be right. Fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>to five penalty count, which is ridiculous, and the offer

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<v Speaker 1>song of fussy binning was probably the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest turning points on it. As soon as you're down

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<v Speaker 1>to fourteen men against the box.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, either reason why his nickname is off of the field, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>The position he plays as well, you know, like you

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<v Speaker 1>fuck all you can do. You're a big bastard. You're

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<v Speaker 1>about he's about six foot four, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And getting down to do any sort of Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 3>always going to get He's always in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So look, we play them again? What next weekend? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Back this weekend, this weekend, back to back and Cape

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<v Speaker 3>Town yeap?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we go Sea Level? Do you reckon? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>I will take the next one. I think I'll take

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<v Speaker 3>confidence from that and say, hey, we had them for

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<v Speaker 3>seventy minutes of that game. Yeah, And I think so

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<v Speaker 3>thef'll be like, oh shit, these guys can play.

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<v Speaker 1>If Ian Foster was still the coach, would we be

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<v Speaker 1>calling for his head after that game?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely? Knock it off, mob it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of big calls over the weekend, the Warriors. They

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<v Speaker 1>won against the Sharks thirty to twenty eight, and in

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<v Speaker 1>the end it was a Shawn Johnson masterclass. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. I called this game with Dihendrid on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Sharks ran in three tries just before halftime.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to bed. Yeah, I was loving your call.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was enjoying it. But it was late and it

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<v Speaker 3>was twenty points to six or twenty points to four

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever four and I went to bed. I did

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<v Speaker 3>when we scored that first try. Admittedly I jumped on

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<v Speaker 3>the bandwagon. I chucked twenty on the Warriors to win.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, these guys are on and then bang

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<v Speaker 3>bang bang try to try try and I was like

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<v Speaker 3>a bigger and the only way I knew when in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning didn't even look at the results. I looked

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<v Speaker 3>at my tab account and I was like, dang.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? What happened here?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a refund? And then I was like, Warriors

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<v Speaker 3>win by one to twelve. I was like, yeah, beauty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. I'm gonna be honest, this is this

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<v Speaker 1>will probably be the most unpatriotic thing I say today.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, not that I didn't care, but I saw

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was so jazzed about that when yesterday they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>worries there one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was more an ESJ scened off. It

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<v Speaker 3>was more for Shawnee Jay, Like if it wasn't his

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<v Speaker 3>last game, I don't think there would have been the

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<v Speaker 3>level of jazz no about it and fizz because it

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<v Speaker 3>was the fact that he's pretty much shut up the

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<v Speaker 3>victory his last game. That was what that was about.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't appreciate. Everyone had the same take on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, oh, the script was in beautiful script.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, the script script grand final. The

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<v Speaker 1>script is it finishing fourteenth and not having a chance

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<v Speaker 1>of making the eighth for the last month and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, but yes, if it was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>his last game, then you know you could do worse

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<v Speaker 1>than setting up three tries two line breaks essentially winning

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<v Speaker 1>us the game single handedly. Did you see his wife

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<v Speaker 1>sign in the crowd?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I can still play with Sean John.

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<v Speaker 1>I can still play with Seawan Johnson. Then I saw

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<v Speaker 1>on his Instagram he posted a screenshot. She texted him

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<v Speaker 1>and said, hey, can you set up in the spare room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm spreading out tonight. So that just goes to show

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<v Speaker 1>even if you're Shawn Johnson and you single handedly win

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<v Speaker 1>the Warrior is a game, and your last well.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just let's just be thankful as his wife holding

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<v Speaker 3>that sign up, as opposed to if it was some

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<v Speaker 3>random you'd be like, you've thrown down with Sewan and

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, have.

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<v Speaker 1>You been watching any of the Paralympics across the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on the we're on the board, three medals on

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<v Speaker 1>the board.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll be honest with you, a bit over Olympics,

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<v Speaker 3>So I have not really dipped into this.

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<v Speaker 1>They should They should run them concurrently, which is where

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<v Speaker 1>Pairer came from. It's supposed to run parallel with the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're right, it's it's so draining watching the Olympics

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<v Speaker 1>that eventually you're like, I don't know if I can

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<v Speaker 1>do much more.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm also quite confused about how they categorize the you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like if someone's disabled with whether with which appendage, and

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<v Speaker 3>then there's the mentally impaired, and you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all going on. I don't understand how you can

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<v Speaker 3>put someone with no legs against someone with no arms. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, how do they what's the algorithm that they

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<v Speaker 3>use to put those people in the different classes? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>waiting through something here that I shouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to steal you away from this one

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<v Speaker 1>as well before we start speculating as to how they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Anna Taylor she won silver in the woman's

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<v Speaker 1>C four three thousand meter individual pursuit. Daniel Edgson's sprinter

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<v Speaker 1>she won silver and the woman's two hundred meters, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Nicole Murray she got bronze and the woman's three

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<v Speaker 1>thousand meter individual pursuit. So we're on the board two

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<v Speaker 1>silvers in one bronze so far in this campaign already.

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<v Speaker 1>But the one that caught my eye across the weekend

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<v Speaker 1>was the Iranians sit downolleyball player. Have you seen this?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the sit down volleyballs? So it's for

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<v Speaker 1>it's a great level for people who, like you're saying before,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you don't have movement of your legs, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have your legs. It makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all sitting down, and so you basically more or

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<v Speaker 1>less stuck where you are, and then the nets lower

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<v Speaker 1>as well. The Iranians have a player who goes by

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<v Speaker 1>the name of Mouzad. He is the second tallest man

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<v Speaker 1>in the world and he plays sit down volleyball. He

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<v Speaker 1>is the seventh tallest human in recorded history. He is

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<v Speaker 1>eight foot two inches tall and he plays volleyball sitting down.

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<v Speaker 1>He can hit a ball that is six foot four

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<v Speaker 1>inches or one hundred and ninety five centimeters in the

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<v Speaker 1>air from a seated position. I don't think I could

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<v Speaker 1>reach that standing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he normally in a chair in a wheelchair?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a very interesting question. So he grew to

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<v Speaker 1>the freakish height of eight feet two inches tall because

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<v Speaker 1>of an overactive petuitary gland when he's a kid, in

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<v Speaker 1>going through his growth spurt, his bike broke his pelvis

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<v Speaker 1>and the rest of his body kept growing except for

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<v Speaker 1>the league on the broken side. And so he's got

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<v Speaker 1>one leg that's about a foot shorter than the other one. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So he can't really walk. So that's why he's into

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<v Speaker 1>the seated.

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<v Speaker 3>Volleyball so he can spike seated, Oh fuck you, and

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<v Speaker 3>they sit him right up the front of the net.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine going to the Paralympics for sit down

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<v Speaker 1>volleyball and you park up opposite a guy who is

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<v Speaker 1>eight feet two inches?

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<v Speaker 3>All that's like that for that footage of that under

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<v Speaker 3>sixteen women's basketball tournament and that Chinese athlete. Oh yes

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<v Speaker 3>it and it was just insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, as long as the net is the same

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<v Speaker 1>heighth in this volleyball game where you don't stand a chance,

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<v Speaker 1>it should come as no surprise then. Since his debut

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty sixteen, Iran have won two Parallembic Golds, the

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<v Speaker 1>only two that were available, and two successive World titles,

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<v Speaker 1>the only two that were available. He is three times

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<v Speaker 1>the Player of the Year and sit down volleyball. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine coming up against that guy rotal Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've also I've caught a glimpse of that. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what it's a special name for it enough

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<v Speaker 3>forgoting what it is, but it's that kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>Bowls butcher butcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the one

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<v Speaker 1>where they they've got like a ramp and they let

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<v Speaker 1>go of the ball, right, but.

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<v Speaker 3>They can throw it as well. Yeah, right, but they

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<v Speaker 3>don't rightly roll. They kind of almost like giant hecky sets.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that one's quite good. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's just all tactics at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched a guy used today with no arms shoot

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<v Speaker 1>the smack being in the middle of the target on

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<v Speaker 1>the archery range. I think he won gold. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did send. It could not have been any more central.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched him do it. I still don't know how.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he was holding it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how he let go, what was what he was

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<v Speaker 1>holding the string with? And he fucking acete it Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they zoom out and show you how far

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<v Speaker 1>it is and it's like thirty odd meters away. This

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<v Speaker 1>thing is ridiculous. So yeah, I've been. I've been. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been enjoying the few bits of the Paralympics that I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen thus far. I reckon, they should get that bloken

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<v Speaker 1>at the a foot one dude in a wheelchair and

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<v Speaker 1>one get him on the basketball court, get him on

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<v Speaker 1>the old medible. He might be the first guy in

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<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair to dunk at a foot one right, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>take quick break and we come back. Plenty messages from

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<v Speaker 1>across the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yours please, brought you by Leader Home of the.

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<v Speaker 1>An Apologize to anyone who couldn't get their message through.

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<v Speaker 1>We get so many of them across the weekend these days,

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<v Speaker 1>so they can't all make it into the show. So

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<v Speaker 1>first call here yours please Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Me again.

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<v Speaker 4>How good was the weekend? The All Blacks should have

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<v Speaker 4>wonder if that try was ruled properly, we would have won.

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<v Speaker 4>How good was the A three eighty or whatever it was?

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<v Speaker 4>Flyover Emirates as South Africa got that do buy money

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<v Speaker 4>now they got that error of money, they got that

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<v Speaker 4>briefcase money.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how about you get a flyover if working?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think yeah, I think they're sponsored by Emirates.

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<v Speaker 1>I think yeah, it's Emirates stadium. Now it's Amore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I think there was would have been an

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<v Speaker 3>issue with the Sefkan Airlines went over the top. It'd

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<v Speaker 3>be funny if they did un sanctioned one and you

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<v Speaker 3>had both of them coming both directions.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, but who's who sponsors our stadiums? There? So the

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<v Speaker 1>caketin sky. So they don't what would they have, just

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<v Speaker 1>like a free subscription.

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<v Speaker 3>Usual on sponsored the or Blacks. You know they've got

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<v Speaker 3>all those ads of them pulling in a plane and

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<v Speaker 3>ship like that. Yeah right, so there, I mean you

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<v Speaker 3>just fly like an a tr really low over the

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<v Speaker 3>top of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right. I was gonna say Orange Theory Stadium down

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<v Speaker 1>there and christs, they can come out and do a

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<v Speaker 1>fitness class.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's changed now, it's it's it's the polo landing.

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<v Speaker 1>What's apollo?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Full soyth Park could come out and have a lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 3>Or some yeah, maybe some investments, yeah, side bars investments

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<v Speaker 3>yeah yeah, well and then you got eating Park.

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<v Speaker 1>No sponsor. Oh, Matt Heath could go out onto the field.

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<v Speaker 3>We could shoot him across the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of a cannon with a glass of red wine,

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<v Speaker 1>blue scarf on.

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<v Speaker 3>And a blue scarf and a heard on his juicy

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<v Speaker 3>on yeah, and a warrior's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hat yeah, and a bottle of red one another call

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<v Speaker 1>here yourslease.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure everybody's got the same question. How come the

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<v Speaker 4>William with Alice cups in New Zealand. Don't South Africa

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<v Speaker 4>win it? What's the goss there? Do we just get

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<v Speaker 4>it because we're better anyway? It's like, yeah, you bet

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<v Speaker 4>us in the final, but you guys take it home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, we're just a bit of guys. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>they gave it to us. And also it's just a replica.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, anyone who wins the World Cup gets a replica.

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<v Speaker 1>They only get to hold it for two years. Come.

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying, look, they the original, the actual original. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you should get it for all four. You should get

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<v Speaker 1>it right up until you don't have it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they probably don't trust them. They're probably because three

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<v Speaker 3>years out and be like you got their cap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>gives them a little bit of leeway if Eonny wins

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<v Speaker 3>that wins a replica. So New Zealander got a few

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<v Speaker 3>of them around. One of them's down in Wellington, one

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<v Speaker 3>of them is at the Order Experience and the other

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<v Speaker 3>one is on the mental piece at Richie mccau's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how many we won. Three of them

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<v Speaker 3>were Yeah, there's three somewhere there are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We they make you put on the gloves to

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<v Speaker 1>touch it as well.

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<v Speaker 3>They did.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't know you get your hands all over there

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The gloves thing has always been so wanky

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Who gives a shit? Not cooler here you're spooz.

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<v Speaker 5>Good day boys, it's chris by cock Care. I've seen

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<v Speaker 5>on the news this morning to New Zealand's yacht got

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<v Speaker 5>dropped from its crane after their race this morning. Do

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<v Speaker 5>you think that might be an inside job to tie

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<v Speaker 5>into the billionaires yacht being hit by the Thorpino a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Who wrote?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, so the conspiracy theory deepens.

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<v Speaker 1>How does the what is it, AC seventy five, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is, how does that tie into the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they just dropped it onto its cradle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it was just a crane driver. Who.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've met any crane drivers, but

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<v Speaker 1>they are prone to drop and shit every now and then.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they got their own crane driver. They flew

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<v Speaker 3>them over. It's just one job.

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<v Speaker 1>Still a crane driver. Though there actually a crane driver

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<v Speaker 1>on a plane, Still a crane driver. Crane driver in

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<v Speaker 1>Barcelona is still a crane driver. And I've met a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the footage of it? No, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like a massive drop from heights obviously, just

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<v Speaker 1>like let it out too quick and it just it

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<v Speaker 1>just took a square out of the hull there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't think there'd be too much damaged

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<v Speaker 1>to Also, the hull doesn't touch the water.

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<v Speaker 3>They were up and racing the next day, and one

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<v Speaker 3>I think didn't again that someone pulled out. The French

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<v Speaker 3>pulled out straight away. But then they had a tight

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<v Speaker 3>race against the US or something. But it's all a

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<v Speaker 3>bit new kiss until the final race.

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<v Speaker 1>Another cool here you hey.

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<v Speaker 6>So when you become a citizen, here's what you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 6>You want to jump off Facebook marketplace. You got to

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<v Speaker 6>find the cheapest clapped commodore you can get. You buy

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<v Speaker 6>that bitch. You jump in with all your boys in it,

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<v Speaker 6>and you start heading down to Hamilton. Now you need

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<v Speaker 6>to go to the mobile the middle of town, a

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<v Speaker 6>couple of houses down to the tinny house. You go

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<v Speaker 6>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to have a tinny.

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<v Speaker 6>You start hitding back up to Awkland cock as a chick,

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<v Speaker 6>pull over a dreary light, the back tires up to

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<v Speaker 6>a massive burnout and then you get the car and pounded.

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<v Speaker 6>Now that is how I to celebrate residency.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with all of that, except it's go to

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<v Speaker 3>the VP and FIDE, not the mobile. Oh yeah, because

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<v Speaker 3>that's just down the road from Fifthfield Bridge here, that's

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<v Speaker 3>where all the light that's where you go.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 3>You put your car with petrol and you get a

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<v Speaker 3>few liters of diesel from the other pump and then

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<v Speaker 3>just cover the road in it and light it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great idea. You have to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was younger, I drove from Waymany to Nelson

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<v Speaker 1>and back on the same day or overnight. We were

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<v Speaker 1>basically in the car the entire time to pick up

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<v Speaker 1>a car from my mate's. Grande gave them the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and as we were driving back, we stopped about halfway down.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, I think this thing's real, will drive and

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, well, there's only one way to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>So we took it to the gravel pit and he

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<v Speaker 1>lit it up and as he spun around, he sprayed

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<v Speaker 1>a machine gun wave of stones and it smashed both

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<v Speaker 1>of the windows on one side of the other car

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<v Speaker 1>that we drove down there. It was snowing, so we

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<v Speaker 1>had to go the like inland route, like we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>go up the coast, the windows smashed windows, the sun setting.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, fuck it ow. So we pull into the

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<v Speaker 1>nearest petrol station. We're like, we get like some cardboard

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<v Speaker 1>boxes and some tape, and so we had to tape

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<v Speaker 1>up both the passenger side window and the back window

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<v Speaker 1>as well. So if we're good luck turn and left,

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<v Speaker 1>the driver can't see sht out of the left and side.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember I remember fondly growing up as a kid

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<v Speaker 3>and going camping and to Kaha Waiha Bay on the

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<v Speaker 3>east coast, and my friend's dad had a jipboat called

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<v Speaker 3>the Green Machine, and we were swimming in the river

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<v Speaker 3>and a pool in the river, and we could see

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<v Speaker 3>him come honing up the river and he was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to show off, and he did a mass of like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, basy in a jip boat, quite shallow and

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<v Speaker 3>brought the hoss around. But as he did it, he

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<v Speaker 3>collected out the hole in the riverstones and just fo

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<v Speaker 3>fired them out of the back while we will basically

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<v Speaker 3>dive to the ground like Charlie Appam was grenade and

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<v Speaker 3>we were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like his ass, all right, guys, like fucking house got

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<v Speaker 1>lit up, powerful stuff, all right, let's knock this thing

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<v Speaker 1>on the head. Thank you very much for joining us

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<v Speaker 1>on the Monday edition of the Gender Podcast. We will

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<v Speaker 1>be back for a Tuesday edition tomorrow.

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