1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,439 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little. 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 3: Bit of pot. 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome to a little bit of pot. 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 3: Now, this has just happened. This has just happened. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 2: This has just happened in the workplace. 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 3: This is just breaking news. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: I need to go to the bathroom at a way 9 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: on board, so I said, excuse me, I just after 10 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: a meeting. 11 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 3: I need to go for a quick way. So I 12 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 3: went for a question. We want to do that now. 13 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: As I'm going into the toilet, Sophie, our new intern, 14 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: is coming out of the toilet and she's laughing, and 15 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: I kind of like, have this. 16 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 3: Senior leadership role here at work. I don't really want 17 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 3: to go into it, but they well respected. 18 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 2: You are well respected. 19 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: This look to me and they realize it must look 20 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: silly being giggly. 21 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 3: Coming out of the toilets. 22 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: And I gave them a look and they said, sorry, 23 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 1: we're just laughing because I know I don't know you 24 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: that well. But someone's taking a shit on the floor 25 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: in the woman's and I mean immediately I'm like, well, 26 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: you two are now my favorite interns. 27 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: Thanks for this great news. 28 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: We have long said that the woman's toilets any. 29 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: Worse than men. 30 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 3: Well, we had we had a back up from cleaners. 31 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: We had a portally expert once tell us that the 32 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: woman's toilets and veestivals are fucking feral. Yes, we knew 33 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: this in this workplace and our art last workplace. Whenever 34 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: there was a phantom pooor and there was just ship 35 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: everywhere it was, it was in the woman's toilet. 36 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 2: Well, the women. 37 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,839 Speaker 3: I do not argue this. 38 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 2: Now, Shannon, I believe you've gone on a wreki to 39 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 2: back this up. 40 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 4: We're going to zitt in wide chat as well. And 41 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 4: I love the Sophie message the zitting has she guys 42 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 4: be careful when using the women's bathroom. Someone has done 43 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 4: a ship on the ground. Carwin their messages. Intern Sophie 44 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 4: reporting life from the scene. Shannon, I have gone to confirm. 45 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I've taken. 46 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 3: Where are you going to send the photos? 47 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 2: Are we talking a little poo nugget? I need to 48 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 2: see it. 49 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 4: Would you like me to describe what I think has happened? 50 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 2: Yes? 51 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 3: Yes, Sophie kind of told me what she thinks happened 52 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 3: to me. 53 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 4: I think someone you know, shit on the floor and 54 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: then picked it up and put it in the toilet. 55 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: But I wait, do you think that it's stuck? And 56 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 2: they stood up to wipe dropped out, So if he. 57 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: Thought it looked like someone stood stood up from taking 58 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: a ship, stepped forward and slipped down ship, I. 59 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 2: Mean do you want yeah? Okay, because. 60 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 4: No, no, no, just our chat guardians. I don't want 61 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 4: to see I feel weird. 62 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, there's too much. 63 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean. That's not that's a shot. 64 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: Someone stood up of po came out. 65 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if I did this, I would wipe. 66 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 3: It up, wipe it up. It kind of looks like 67 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 3: someone's doing that. 68 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 4: You pick it up and put it in the toilet. 69 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 4: It was the toilet paper, okay, track mark you can 70 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 4: see it's from where the poop happened and fell on 71 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 4: the ground. 72 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 3: And then they like the pants came the. 73 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 4: Toilet laughing because I was like I just took to 74 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 4: a ship and I was like running back here to 75 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 4: tell you guys and the security and reception. I didn't 76 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 4: I didn't want to be like. 77 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: We're gonna have to. 78 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: Tell let's tell gungeons and doesn't want it. Well, he's 79 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: a woman, he won't have to go in. I will 80 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: not have Jackie go in there to have to sort 81 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: of out. 82 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 4: He's not working today. It's okay, lovely clean a lady. 83 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 4: She's the loveliest. 84 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: I do not want that beautiful Coina who always I 85 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: always said, God, you smell lovely. 86 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 2: So that means that there is someone on this ground floor. 87 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 3: You know, sometimes upstairs. 88 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: I'm here, but someone in this building that has shared 89 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: the floor and has left it. 90 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 4: This is recent because I went to pee like, no, 91 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 4: like I went to pee like an hour or two 92 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 4: hours ago, within the last two hours, because I used 93 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 4: that to. 94 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Let's go and talk to gungeon, because the person is 95 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: not gonna be able to walk around there look at 96 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: all fucking innocent. 97 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 3: I mean, do that and walk out of the bathroom 98 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 3: with a straight face. 99 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: I'm going to. 100 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 4: Unseend the photo, thank you. 101 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: I just color color okay, unseen for everyone, and then 102 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 2: I'm going to delete it is. 103 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 3: An available right now. 104 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 2: There we go, women upholding their title as the most 105 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: mankiest toilets. 106 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, like. 107 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 4: Ioe in front of me yesterday, No I haven't I 108 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 4: did find in front of you yesterday. I haven't even 109 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 4: gone to the toilet today, which is a sign that 110 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 4: I'm not having enough water, but I did not show. 111 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 4: I'm just sorry on behalf of women. We are disgusting 112 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 4: and I'm embarrassed.