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Speaker 1: From the Zenian Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: This is the Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse,

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Speaker 2: the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Happy Friday.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Flinch, Fawn and Hailey. Two minutes

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Speaker 2: past Sex Hailey joining us from our Nelson studio.

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Speaker 3: The Rutherford Hotel. Oh okay, fancy, Yeah, this is that

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Speaker 3: nice one that has the vintage car and the oh

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Speaker 3: really lovely. I love the vintage cars down here. I

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Speaker 3: remember when we lived in Nelson.

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Speaker 2: That's where all the sports teams would sound like the

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Speaker 2: all blacks and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you what though, Nelson, my god,

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Speaker 4: the sunshine yesterday. I didn't realize do we talk about

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Speaker 4: this that Nelson came second in the sunniest place this year?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's quite often over the years. Won it was

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Speaker 2: who was then place? Glenn Haim blinding, Yeah, the top

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Speaker 2: of the South. It's always gorgeous, it's stunning. We should

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Speaker 2: fiercely competitive. They are now last night, seven Days Live

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Speaker 2: Hailey and Nelson.

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Speaker 3: But tonight you're in Wellington.

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Speaker 4: We are in Wellington at the fabulous Opera House and

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Speaker 4: then tomorrow Palming.

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Speaker 2: North Okay, well still tickets seven days dot co dot

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Speaker 2: in z if you want to buy some tickets.

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Speaker 3: Will be when you.

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Speaker 5: Go from Wellington to Partas to the north. You'll be taking

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Speaker 5: the Lundy Highway. You will be flying or no, god,

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Speaker 5: you can take the train.

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Speaker 3: No, surely we'll be in a fan. No, you'll be

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Speaker 3: in It will just be a little van, a rental

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Speaker 3: car Evan. Now coming up on the show, Vaughn, you've

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Speaker 3: got the top six for us.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently mums are quiet quite in Christmas fair enough

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Speaker 5: and you know what fear of bloody enough?

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Speaker 3: What are the relinquishing control of the Christmas meal? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just really.

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Speaker 5: Because of what they're Second, you know, mum's totally gonna

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Speaker 5: be to step back and not be.

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Speaker 4: Involved, absolutely hands off, you know, justusly good at that.

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Speaker 5: Well, I got the trump six things that won't be

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Speaker 5: happening this Christmas because mum's quite good.

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Speaker 3: Next on the show, though.

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Speaker 4: Move across Gay Sheep. Because Shannon has a new animal passion.

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Speaker 3: We have raccoon News. Next, Love a trash Mander.

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Speaker 1: The ZM podcast Network.

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Speaker 4: Now producer Shannon wants to share with us some news

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Speaker 4: and it is titled raccoon News.

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Speaker 3: And so we immediately said let's start the show with that.

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Speaker 3: Ye're cute because it's cute.

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Speaker 6: It's incredibly cute, and it's scientific.

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Speaker 7: I've got facts, guys. Okay, a new study.

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Speaker 6: Has come out of the University of Arkansas, Arkansas, and

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Speaker 6: they're talking about raccoons, which are notoriously like pesty over there.

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Speaker 3: You know, I love raccoons. Yeah, so cute.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's new science has come out that they are

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Speaker 6: evolving to become cuta because they want to get fed

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Speaker 6: more by humans. What So, basically, raccoons that are found

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Speaker 6: in areas that have humans, their snouts are getting shorter

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Speaker 6: and their face is are getting cuter and like smushier

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Speaker 6: because we feed them more. But in the areas where

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Speaker 6: there's no humans and they're just off on their own,

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Speaker 6: will they still look as the same?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because that would be the one thing I'd

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Speaker 2: change about a raccoon, as I'd give it more of

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Speaker 2: a cat smushy yees a smushy cat, and so basically to.

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Speaker 7: Look more domesticated.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they're a bit pointy for you, flitch.

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Speaker 2: But too pointy, but are like a smushy nose like

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Speaker 3: My cat's smushy looks like they ran into a wall

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Speaker 2: Don't like those flat cats. They look like they run

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Speaker 2: into no, like yeah, yeah, and then they get it.

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Speaker 2: They always get the gunky eyes. Yeah they're cute, but

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Speaker 2: I like a bit more of a fluffy face.

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Speaker 4: Well, fat heat as well, because the raccoon's got a big,

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Speaker 4: fat body, and then their heat is out of proportion,

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Speaker 4: so a slightly bigger here will be nice.

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Speaker 6: The whole study is like wild, there's a rural urban continuum,

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Speaker 6: and they're based on exactly how big their snouts are

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Speaker 7: And yeah, they're trying to get cute.

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: So we're not feeding the ugly ones and so the

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Speaker 2: evolutions like, oh oh.

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Speaker 3: That makes them cut right?

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Speaker 2: Is there a way that we can do this physical

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Speaker 2: There must be a physical reason for it.

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Speaker 3: To get fed, to fit into tiny cans.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm thinking. Is it like rubbish bins or something.

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Speaker 5: They need them longer in the wild.

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Speaker 6: It's the whole study from the University of Arkansas is

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Speaker 6: saying that it is to domesticate themselves to become more

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Speaker 6: appliant to humans.

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Speaker 3: But you can't just choose to have a shorter nose happen.

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Speaker 5: It has to happen over many generations, like the one

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Speaker 4: The solution adapts to the environment around you, right, So it's.

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Speaker 3: Does it have to be physical? Though?

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Speaker 6: Well, I've just seen you a photo off this raccoon

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Speaker 6: in the study. This is the most domesticated raccoon.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's cute.

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Speaker 2: See I want that. But that's also a baby, which

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Speaker 2: is unfair because babies are all Yeah, like puppies are

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Speaker 2: always cute, aren't they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is so cute.

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Speaker 3: Though it was cute, I reckons. I think humans get

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Speaker 3: cuter as we get older.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if we do. Yeah, you keep telling

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Speaker 2: yourself that hot, the cute.

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Speaker 3: Seal, the cute boys around and that's cute.

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Speaker 1: Ch Haley, big pod.

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Speaker 3: It seems the moment everything's getting smaller.

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Speaker 2: But me, well, we do actually have to discuss today

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Speaker 2: the what is it the New Zealand Health Report. We've

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Speaker 2: all we've all had a report done on us, and apparently, guys,

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Speaker 2: it's not good. Spoiler, Yeah, it's not great. If those

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Speaker 2: jeans are feeling a little tighter, there's a reason you're

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Speaker 2: not alone.

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Speaker 4: I've moved to exclusively stretch your pants so then I

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Speaker 4: don't notice it's hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Good, But I mean everything we talk about as a

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Speaker 4: bit shrink flation. Products getting smaller. You're getting less of

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Speaker 4: the product for the same amount of money. Chocolate blocks

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Speaker 4: are smaller, bickies are smaller, chips, chips are smaller. Rations,

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Speaker 4: burger rings, they are all little. You can't even propose

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Speaker 4: with them anymore.

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Speaker 3: Apples, bananas, they've all shrunk.

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Speaker 5: Everything's tiny. Do you know who's actually I would disagree

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Speaker 5: on the bananas. I feel like bananas are bigger.

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Speaker 3: Than ever you've got recently. I feel a bit weird

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Speaker 3: buying a whopper banana. But that's like, that's pretty big.

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Speaker 3: That's as big as i'd go. Would you some of that?

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Speaker 2: Some of the big ones, I'm like, it's like you're

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Speaker 2: eating two bananas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too much. Consider that to be big born,

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Speaker 3: that's a two hand.

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Speaker 2: You've gone down over the I've come shy of the

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Speaker 2: tap and.

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Speaker 3: The hell.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you'd be happy with that, Be happy with that?

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Speaker 2: Oh that is perfect. You wouldn't want to color or

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Speaker 2: these spots might need to be checked out by a doctor.

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Speaker 2: And if you had that weird kind of knob on

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Speaker 2: the little nibb getting that burnt off?

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Speaker 3: Who get a burnt off?

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Speaker 4: You're like a wart, like some sort of ye black

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Speaker 4: nib wat on the tip of you. Anyway, do you

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Speaker 4: know who is feeling the impact of shrink flation as

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Speaker 4: bakers like people? Because a lot of recipes won't say,

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Speaker 4: say you're making a bickie bass. Say you're making a

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Speaker 4: cheesecake and we're making a bicky bass.

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Speaker 3: Like the Shannon's famous biscaf.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so usually in a recipe like that'll say one

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Speaker 4: packet of digestive biscuits or one packet of but that

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Speaker 4: now we're not taking into account the fact that a

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Speaker 4: packet of those bikies.

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Speaker 3: Are all so much smaller, even getting less.

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Speaker 2: Even like chocolate chip cookies, a block of chocolate, it's

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Speaker 2: not a blocking, it's not a block anymore. It's almost

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Speaker 2: like a block and a half shin. And you make

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Speaker 2: quite famously the beisco off lolly cake.

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Speaker 7: I was thinking this the Explorer lollies.

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Speaker 6: I use I actually noticed last time that the bag

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Speaker 6: was a lot smaller, and it's like we're getting less

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Speaker 6: lolly per cake.

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Speaker 3: Now, now, what are you got to buy a bag

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Speaker 3: and a half?

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, because I always make a double

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Speaker 2: We'll be dealing with that more after seven and that.

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Speaker 7: I always buy two bags. But what I need to

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Speaker 7: buy three?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: I know this is the thing they do, like the

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Speaker 4: recipes because also recipes we always refer to old recipes,

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Speaker 4: when it says one packet of you know, bakings are science.

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Speaker 3: You're just not getting as much.

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Speaker 2: Your main Your main stuff, like your butter and sugar

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Speaker 2: is always in a specific amount, though.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sweet and condensed milk is always a can. I've

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Speaker 6: never seen a recipe be like how many meals of sweetish?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they shrink flated that they would.

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Speaker 7: Definitely lollies and beckies.

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Speaker 6: But I did find, guys, a new lolli cake recipe

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Speaker 6: that I might try before the end of the year

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Speaker 6: for you, like, you know.

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Speaker 7: Like a mixed lolli bag like a party.

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Speaker 2: Max.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: It looks really good.

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Speaker 3: I have sour squirms and.

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Speaker 7: I'm talking like banana.

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Speaker 3: Not having you.

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Speaker 2: With full respection and because you know I love your

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Speaker 2: lolly cake. I'm not having a quarter of the mid

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Speaker 2: a trying to improve on perfection. Imagine biting down on

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Speaker 2: a minute with it.

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Speaker 7: Well, okay, I'll make it for Carmen and I.

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Speaker 2: Jeffer, Oh my god, there's a Jeffer in your lolly cake. Wait,

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Speaker 2: wait a minute, a minute, because it feels.

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Speaker 3: Like hold on, hold on a minute.

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Speaker 5: If we're putting different jellies in there, maybe we get

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Speaker 5: some good jellies and.

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Speaker 7: Maybe sending it to you now, and you guys are

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Speaker 7: gonna kind.

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Speaker 3: Of gives me Christmas energy. Kidding, it's getting too zesty

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Speaker 3: like cherry.

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Speaker 4: The thing with the Explorer loll is they're so smooth

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Speaker 4: and sort of milking that goes with it?

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Speaker 3: Are you calling them explorers? A pc med? I accidentally

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Speaker 3: called them the old word the other day.

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Speaker 2: My children were on me so quick canceled, canceled.

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Speaker 1: Silly little pools. It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

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Speaker 2: Stilly little pool, silly little Today's silly little pole. It's

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Speaker 2: thanks to met Cafe, Met Cafe, keep the show on

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Speaker 2: the road, one cup at a time.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of cups, I knew that was coming. You could

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Speaker 3: collect your.

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Speaker 2: It's like you sipping from your friend's water bottle and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well, Pert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have absolutely no desire to know anything about this.

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Speaker 2: Now, Jesus Christ, I'm concerned about the future of This

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Speaker 5: Good from you, funny listeners, very funny listen as well.

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Speaker 5: For Silly Little Pile, we said, if it was proven

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Speaker 5: But that was when Eminem's music publisher, eight Mile Style

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Speaker 3: But he keeps forgetting what he rocked down?

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Speaker 4: I remember it and they had people and they have

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, that wasn't worth it. It wasn't Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: The lawyers would have been the lawyers that alone, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well he has set his sights now on an Aussie

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Speaker 4: That's good, Okay, isn't that a great name?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that a great name for a swimming brand? What

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Speaker 5: You know what swim swim shady does do sometimes, But

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Speaker 2: And it clears out like a sale. So it is

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Speaker 2: So they say there's not enough distinction between the two brands,

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Speaker 5: Well eminem casting a shadow over hot penies at the beach.

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Speaker 2: And then don't if you trademark something, don't you have

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Speaker 4: Now, I just want to hear a full eminem rap

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, it's glide, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Someone messaged jan I named my goldfish swim shady.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be telling anybody you think would sue swim

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: For custody? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Does them podcast needwork?

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Speaker 2: From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six.

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Speaker 5: Hi, I've decided today's top sex. This is going to

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Speaker 3: I like five. I like when you do this.

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Speaker 2: Because I've used a lot of my own personal experience

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Speaker 5: So the top six today mums are quiet quit in Christmas.

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Speaker 2: But a lot of them love it and won't relinquish

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Speaker 2: that role. Yes, totally, Like what happens with Patsy at Christmas.

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Speaker 4: My mum's a very very good host, but she doesn't

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Speaker 3: It's very stressful. But then she doesn't want people on

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Speaker 2: So why today's Top Sex is dealing with that, and

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Speaker 5: Number sex on the last of the top six things

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Speaker 5: that won't be happening this Christmas because mum's quite quitting.

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Speaker 5: No one's going to be handing around a bowl of

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Speaker 2: No, she'll just be She'll be like, gim we're in

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Speaker 3: You could have gone to the show yourself. No, No,

445
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Speaker 3: that's unfair. That's don't know mum. Surely Mum's going to

446
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Speaker 3: do all the shopping. But I'm going to do the

447
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Speaker 3: shopping and quite good on Christmas. Christmas.

448
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so my Christmas works starts days before yours,

449
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Speaker 4: does it?

450
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

451
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Speaker 5: Mom, oh my god, I can't believe didn't get scorch uamers.

452
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Speaker 5: They must be scorch dumping.

453
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Speaker 3: Down to the deery. There is open. It's Christmas. No,

454
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Speaker 3: the deeries are open on Christmas. Maybe the servo could

455
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Speaker 3: them through that little night page.

456
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Speaker 5: Maybe the maybe the server could thumb through. I tell

457
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Speaker 5: you what, that's put a chill up my spine. Bit

458
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Speaker 5: of she's on the No they know because I eat

459
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Speaker 5: them all.

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Speaker 2: They're not going to see what are we we're thirty

461
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Speaker 2: thirty four.

462
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Speaker 3: Days, thy four days.

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Speaker 5: You're telling me that the box of scorched Diarmonds is

464
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Speaker 5: going to survive in my house and they want Good Lord,

465
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Speaker 5: it'll be consoling.

466
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Speaker 2: The bottle of Jamison's and the recycling he goes through

467
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Speaker 2: us quickn't god?

468
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Speaker 4: They're good though I had some last night. They always

469
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Speaker 4: put them on the seven days riders.

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Speaker 3: They us scorcheous. Let's there for scorch Starmands. Okay, back

471
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Speaker 3: to it. Number five on the list of the top

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Speaker 3: sex things.

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Speaker 5: By the way, you too can feel free to peruse

474
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Speaker 5: the text machine for any favorites you've got.

475
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Speaker 3: Got my eye on it. Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Number five on the list of the top sex things

477
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Speaker 5: that won't be happening in this Christmas because mum's quite

478
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Speaker 5: quitting and there'll be nobody saying, hey that.

479
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Speaker 2: Save that wrapping paper. That's a nice wrapping paper. We

480
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 2: can use it again, and don't wrap at it, don't

481
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Speaker 2: rip it, take the tape off. That's that foil paper

482
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Speaker 2: that people pay fourt before. We can reuse that next Christmas.

483
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: Don't go crazy on that one.

484
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Speaker 5: Number four on the list of the top sex things

485
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Speaker 5: that won't be happening this Christmas because mum's quiet quitting.

486
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 5: No one will we buying nine dollar bottles of fizzy

487
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 5: sweet wine. That's quote just as good as the French

488
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Speaker 5: stuff end quote, sweet though in it real sweet pink

489
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 5: shandon rop I'm looking at you. Ask the po ask

490
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 5: the ricodonna, spoomte rope ricdile.

491
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Speaker 3: What's that stuff? My mum really liked Bernardino Aquila. Oh

492
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Speaker 3: yeah quila, right, yeah, that was sweet man.

493
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Speaker 2: It was like alcoholic lemonade, straight from France, straight from France.

494
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Speaker 3: Well, the name aquila do it where else? It's French

495
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Speaker 3: for delicious water. Yeah.

496
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Speaker 5: Number three on the list of the top six things

497
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Speaker 5: that won't be happening in this Christmas because UM's quiet quitting.

498
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Speaker 5: No one's telling you where to sit at the Christmas

499
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Speaker 5: lunch table because for some reason, that's the thing.

500
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Speaker 3: It's very political. Yeah it is. You sit there because

501
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 3: Dad normally sits there. Dad isn't it? And then mum

502
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Speaker 3: normally sits there because anybody else's.

503
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Speaker 5: Mum be the hero and sit on the uncomfortable sea. Mums,

504
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Speaker 5: I'll just sit on this one. Then, yeah, you're drag

505
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Speaker 5: in some white plastic chair from the deck.

506
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Speaker 2: No, No, it's fine. Wow, the old woman with the

507
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Speaker 2: bad it's not ye fine, it's fine. I'll sit on

508
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: this fine.

509
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Speaker 5: This is two on the list of the top sex

510
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Speaker 5: things that won't be happening this Christmas because UM's quiet quoting. Well,

511
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 5: now that someone's not cooking all day, they're going to

512
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 5: have more time to tell you what they think of

513
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Speaker 5: the current political climate. And I'm imagining because they're not cooking,

514
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 5: they're gonna have a to concentrate on drinking a bit more. Yeah,

515
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 5: so they we're drinking and telling you what they think

516
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 5: of I don't know, depending on what side of the

517
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Speaker 5: spectrum they fall on. I guess the political spectrum exactly

518
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Speaker 5: what they're going to be telling you. And number one

519
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Speaker 5: from listeners, can I can I make my executive decision?

520
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 3: You're choice? Yeah, okay, you introduce it? Yea.

521
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 5: And the number one on the list to day of

522
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Speaker 5: the top sex things that won't be happening this Christmas

523
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 5: because mum's quiet quitting.

524
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Speaker 4: Mom won't have any presents because she didn't buy them

525
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Speaker 4: for herself.

526
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Speaker 3: All behalf.

527
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Speaker 2: Then Dad, Dad's just sitting there looking at presents, and

528
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: he's look at Mom and Mom's like, I don't know

529
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: what some of them.

530
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: And Dad's like I've got no She's like, no, I didn't.

531
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Speaker 3: And it's like the mystery.

532
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Speaker 1: That is the day's top sex the ZNM podcast network.

533
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Speaker 4: The internet is absolutely loving this. Actually, do you know

534
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Speaker 4: who's gonna love this, Shannon, because it's a little bit

535
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Speaker 4: of a conspiracy theory, a little bit of sort of

536
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Speaker 4: you know, the internet's sort of coming together to work

537
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Speaker 4: something out.

538
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Speaker 3: Have a listen to this. This is a UK rapper

539
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Speaker 3: called s D Kid.

540
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Speaker 2: The same I'm the same kid with the same friends,

541
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Speaker 2: posted up in the same ends finds I've got.

542
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Speaker 3: Bbs, you got free?

543
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Speaker 4: Okay, So it's slightly classic, like almost you know, like scows,

544
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 4: scowls accents, UK rap da da da da da. His

545
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 4: name's Ea s D Kid, terrible rap name, you know

546
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Speaker 4: what I mean? Like we could have we could have

547
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Speaker 4: brainstormed that a little harder, I reckon a bit more.

548
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 4: But ESTI Kid has been dropping music online. Doesn't share

549
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 4: his face at all, right, completely anonymous, often in a

550
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 4: bella clava or just some eyes and eyebrows and that's

551
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Speaker 4: it or face completely Wait.

552
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: Do people think of another AI artist? No, because that's

553
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: been a thing lately.

554
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 3: You're the AI artists, the AA actors.

555
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 4: No, people now on TikTok and on the Engineer are

556
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 4: completely convinced this is Timothy Shame.

557
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Speaker 2: Timid Telomany, Really, are you buying into this conspiracy Shannon,

558
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: who also believes that Katie Perry is John Banne Ramsay And.

559
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Speaker 3: We didn't go to the moon.

560
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Speaker 7: And I don't say that, I just say I have questions.

561
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Speaker 3: I'm just asking questions. Yeah, we're able to ask No.

562
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Speaker 6: I can definitely see this when you look up the

563
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Speaker 6: close up photos, he shows his eyes and definitely has

564
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Speaker 6: the Timothey vibes.

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Speaker 3: Ta.

566
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Speaker 6: We know Timothay did it look alike competition and a

567
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Speaker 6: lot of people do look like him.

568
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but he is musical. He was Willy Monka, you know,

569
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Speaker 7: so it's not too So.

570
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Speaker 4: Here's some things that people are discussing as peroof and

571
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Speaker 4: if you can't see, you can't see it.

572
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: Listener. But I'm doing air quotes, which I think we

573
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Speaker 3: need to bring back more.

574
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Speaker 4: I think we used to do them a lot more

575
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 4: than we do now, and I'm bringing them back proof

576
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 4: they have the exact same face and fashion sense as

577
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 4: you mentioned Shannon. If you look up close, it is

578
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 4: literally the exact same eyebrow shape and arch, same eye color,

579
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 4: same skin color. Like it's very much right, a real

580
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 4: look alike, clearly the same pale green eyes. The fashion

581
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 4: sense is exactly the same. Timothy Schalla May has got

582
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 4: quite odd fashion sense. I'd say, Okay, the Kardashians haven't

583
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Speaker 4: quite hooked. And are they still I don't know, are

584
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 4: they still together?

585
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 3: Yes, they're plagued by rumors. Absolutely no birth. But he's

586
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 3: busy eyes. He's a busy eye music guy. One of

587
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 3: my favorite.

588
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 4: I would watt an article recently about like the most

589
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 4: unlikely couples in Hollywood at the moment and then in

590
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 4: it and I love it, just like, yeah, this makes

591
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 4: no sense whatsoever. Timothy randomly went to a fake mink

592
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 4: show in London. It was like a you know a

593
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 4: big rapper who's got very similar music too, right, there's

594
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 4: s d Kid air quotes again, and everyone was like,

595
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,479
Speaker 4: why is he suddenly so invested in this music?

596
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 3: It's because he is making it himself, is making it himself.

597
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 3: But why would he put on a British accent and

598
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 3: why would he this is this a bit of a

599
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: Joaquin Phoenix, you know, role prepping thing.

600
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: Maybe oh right, okay, like he's yeah acting, he could.

601
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 3: Be like creating a character, but he's really like doing

602
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 3: it out in the real world.

603
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Speaker 2: Right, Well, no one would take him seriously if he's

604
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Speaker 2: just like, guys, my new rap albums out next week.

605
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: I'm Timothy Shalome everyone.

606
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: I'm music. Wh Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said a skinny,

607
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 3: little limmy guy.

608
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: Right, But has he been asked about this or has

609
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 4: no word no word, has not spoken a word on it,

610
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 4: which in itself is suspicious as proof, it's proof, it's proof.

611
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 4: You wrap your ears around Timothy sh hell Alime's isty

612
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 4: kid rap album Soon.

613
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Speaker 1: Needwork plays z MS Fletchorn and Haley.

614
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Speaker 3: The annual Health Survey is out.

615
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: It's it surveys quite a few people, and so it's

616
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Speaker 2: like a report can't for all of us in our house. Yeah,

617
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: as New Zealand on a whole nine thousand adults that's

618
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Speaker 2: fifteen and over and two thousand and eight hundred children.

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Speaker 3: Who's surveyed. Do you want some a brief recounter statistic?

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Speaker 3: I thought you're going to say, do you want me

621
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Speaker 3: to be honest?

622
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Speaker 2: Okay, despite getting fatter, vaping more, eating few of veggies,

623
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Speaker 2: and feeling more stressed.

624
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 3: New Zealanders say they're still pretty happy. Wow what a sentence. Yeah,

625
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 3: the god nothing has landed so deeply for me. I mean,

626
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: you vape.

627
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Speaker 4: Do you know?

628
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Speaker 3: She's back on SIGs every now and then instead analog,

629
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Speaker 3: I don't encourage it.

630
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Speaker 5: Twenty ze on health surveys, life satisfaction and self rated

631
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Speaker 5: health are high. But underneath her as what is described

632
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Speaker 5: as gnarly trends. Okay, gnarly truly, dude, as it is

633
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Speaker 5: drinking and spiking amongst young people again, reversing the years

634
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Speaker 5: of decline because for.

635
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Speaker 3: A long time they've been saying that like gen Z's

636
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Speaker 3: aren't drinking as.

637
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Speaker 4: Much, which we joked about before. But thank god, I mean,

638
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Speaker 4: like as a culture, that's great.

639
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Speaker 5: Obesity is rising overall except four amongst kids and the

640
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 5: people aged fifteen to twenty four were a bit.

641
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Speaker 3: It is actually declining. Ah, young getting squishier.

642
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: But also you meantabolism slow, ye, we'll see you fifteen

643
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: to twenty four year, good luck, we'll see daily.

644
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: Vaping continues to creep up, especially in teens. It is

645
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: it blows my mind. The amount that Kiwi's vape.

646
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: Like when you go overseas, I mean you go to

647
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: European runs smoking still Yeah, but like I feel like

648
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 2: we've just replaced one vice with another and they're just

649
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: as bad for you.

650
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Speaker 4: But it's not even replacing people who never sever I

651
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Speaker 4: just don't understand that it was supposed to be the alternative,

652
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 4: the bitter quote unquote alternative to smoking.

653
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: Why would you start?

654
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Speaker 5: Psychological distress has doubled since twenty nineteen twenty twenty, probably

655
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Speaker 5: one chimement on that form. Probably I was just gonna

656
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Speaker 5: say I'm doing mine and flitches because his psychological distress

657
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 5: has actually decreased since Yeah, so I've actually picked up yours,

658
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 5: think you and a little bit I'm carrying it. It's yeah,

659
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 5: I'm seeing a GP is harder due to cost and

660
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Speaker 5: waiting times and if you've tried to book just a

661
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Speaker 5: general non emergency, Like.

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Speaker 2: We've got a friend who's a doctor and he works

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Speaker 2: one day away. He goes Thurope for.

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Speaker 3: Eight years this year. Yeah, dude, yeah, smoke. I hope

665
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Speaker 3: he's still asleep. He's a doctor.

666
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Speaker 2: On front, of course he's still a sleep. He was

667
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Speaker 2: supposed to be at work twenty minutes ago. That's why

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Speaker 2: they always late, even though last year doctor Shawnee love

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Speaker 2: you different about them.

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Speaker 3: We respect the doctors.

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Speaker 5: Drug levels look, drug use levels look unchanged on paper,

672
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Speaker 5: but wastewater says same amount of users, more drugs.

673
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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Interesting, they can tell I loved I would love to

675
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Speaker 5: get in, not get into the wastewater. But because how

676
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Speaker 5: they how they can do a sample and this is

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Speaker 5: what we can tell.

678
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Speaker 3: It's nuts.

679
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Speaker 2: Like I feel like COVID kind of made that that

680
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Speaker 2: whole wastewater testing thing like a thing and people common knowledge.

681
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and but they they've been I'm doing it a

682
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Speaker 3: long time. Yeah.

683
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: They taste the water and they can see like what

684
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Speaker 2: regions use the most myth and yeah time drugs.

685
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Speaker 3: It's wild and they're like Northland.

686
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Speaker 2: Best stats, so that these are some importance. That's life

687
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 2: satisfaction in general health eighty six point six percent of adults,

688
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Speaker 2: so their healf was good, very good.

689
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Speaker 3: Or excellent.

690
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Speaker 2: But maybe I mean you see your club batteries or

691
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: what cancers are you? Did you just say we're all fat?

692
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 2: Eighty three percent report high or very high life satisfaction.

694
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Speaker 2: That's pretty good and eighty three percent report high or

695
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Speaker 2: very high family well being.

696
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 3: That's all slightly up from last year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, fourteen percent of adults report high or very high

698
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Speaker 5: psychological distress. Yeah, that's doubled, So that went from seven

699
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Speaker 5: point four to fourteen percent.

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Speaker 3: And over the last half though the last five years,

701
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Speaker 3: hasn't it Yeah it has one? Yeah, has it been?

702
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Speaker 2: Sorry, that's just the nervous tick I've developed over the

703
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: last five years. Hazard is drinking, So it's gone up.

704
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: So sixteen percent of all adults are hazardous drinkers. That's

705
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Speaker 2: down from twenty one percent. Or we just call them hailey,

706
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Speaker 2: don't we what haileey is drinking?

707
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saying my name odd. But has it it halee? As?

708
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Speaker 2: It?

709
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Speaker 3: Has it Hailey?

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Speaker 2: To seventeen year olds who shouldn't be drinking, they're up

711
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: to sixteen percent. Oh wow, and eighteen to twenty four

712
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: is you know the ones that we're all like, oh,

713
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Speaker 2: they don't want to drink anymore? That back maybe the

714
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Speaker 2: thirty four percent of them hasard spend because they've realized

715
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Speaker 2: that life's hard and sometimes after work you would need

716
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: to express a martini. You do sometimes twelve percent of

717
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 2: adults vape daily, best bad. Twelve percent of adults are

718
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: vape daily, thirteen and a half percent of teenagers vape daily.

719
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Speaker 3: That's crazy, isn't it?

720
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Speaker 2: Only six point eight percent of adults eat the recommended

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Speaker 2: amount of vegetables.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Only seven percent of adults hitting

723
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Speaker 3: the first plus a day?

724
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Speaker 2: Wild?

725
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 3: Would that even?

726
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: Would that be including what's in your burger or your subway?

727
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 2: That doesn't take account.

728
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Speaker 5: I think you are tacking that because you've got to

729
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Speaker 5: be being asked this by a person in you like

730
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Speaker 5: how many visuals?

731
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Speaker 3: Yet you know, like plus stomatica onions? Man, that's a vigure.

732
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Speaker 2: It is, But I mean it is so expensive to

733
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Speaker 2: my fresh produce. I mean unless you're buying seasonal and

734
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Speaker 2: it's on special.

735
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: That is it's hard.

736
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Speaker 5: One percent of adults used and fetamine type stimulants in

737
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Speaker 5: the last year geez, down from one point three despite

738
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 5: waste water showing myth consumption is actually skyrocketing. So if

739
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 5: everybody's telling the truth, it's not more users. It just

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Speaker 5: means that people are using more.

741
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Speaker 2: Also, I don't think it's some random person come into

742
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: your house with the form is asking you about your

743
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 2: drug use.

744
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: I don't know if people are like well trusting.

745
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 5: Two point five percent of adults said they use cocaine

746
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 5: in the last year, and that's not from two point

747
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 5: four percent the year before. Waste water shows consumption as

748
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 5: way up though, So again again this and Ma, you're

749
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Speaker 5: lying using more A few little lies there. Yeah, wow,

750
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 5: what a fascinating inside.

751
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: I know, it is really interesting. We're a little bit fatter,

752
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 3: but we're happier because of because all the cocaine were

753
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Speaker 3: fat and high.

754
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Speaker 1: Z M podcast Network.

755
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Speaker 3: Time for a little bit of a movie roundup movie,

756
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Speaker 3: some news.

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00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 5: First of all, The Hunger Games Sunrise on the Reaping

758
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 5: has its official teaser trailer out four hours ago and

759
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 5: it's had four hundred thousand views and it's just on YouTube.

760
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: This is the story of Haymich. She was played by

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00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: Woody Harrelson in the original ar movies The Hunger Games,

762
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Speaker 2: So this is the story of his Hunger Games.

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Speaker 4: So close to a real name, Hamrich, all of the

764
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 4: names and the Hunger Games are so close to a

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00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 4: real name, so close. So the trailer has been four

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00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 4: hours okay, yeah, and nearly had half a million views.

767
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: So this is out, not out till next November, by

768
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Speaker 2: the way, So they've got a trailer a year before

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Speaker 2: it's due ah.

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Speaker 3: Rebeg love District twelve.

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Speaker 7: Twice the number of tributes.

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Speaker 3: Twice for Glory.

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Speaker 8: It's time.

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Speaker 1: For the second quarter of Quail.

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Speaker 5: So it's the that's the story of the fiftieth Hunger Games.

776
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Speaker 5: And of course, if you're familiar with the Hunger Games,

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Speaker 5: every twenty five years as a quarter quill, which is

778
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Speaker 5: a little bit special. Like in the original Hunger Games,

779
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 5: it was the seventy fifth that was the quarter, and

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00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 5: the people who went back into the Hunger Games were

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00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 5: previous winners, and this one they take twice as many,

782
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 5: so four kids from each district. This is apparently the

783
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 5: book is apparently a harrowing read, and so I don't

784
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 5: think this is going to be like fun, lighthearted movie either.

785
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's that's Glenn close by the way and

786
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 5: the trailer completely unrecognized.

787
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 3: She's great, completely unrecognizable.

788
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 4: Well, thank god she's done something of quality because of

789
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 4: that terrible Kim Kardashian lawyer shows.

790
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 3: They are like, glean Hahn, will you just feel were

791
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: you drunk? A last Someone the other day was like,

792
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 3: have you seen it? It's great.

793
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 4: I was like, I have not heard anyone else say

794
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 4: that I've actually downloaded someone and might watch her on

795
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 4: the plane.

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00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: I hope it's so bad it's good, That's what I've heard.

797
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, so a f your expectations area, it's going to

798
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 5: be so bad it's good, then I don't think you're

799
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 5: going to be too let down totally.

800
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Speaker 4: So in some more movie news, Frozen three and four

801
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 4: right there signed off to happen right and this is

802
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: a landmark deal. It's the highest in animation history. Kristen Bell,

803
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 4: Josh Gad and aDNA Menzel, like the three leads of Frozen,

804
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,959
Speaker 4: Anna Elsa and Olaugh Yes, have each signed a deal

805
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 4: worth over sixty million dollars each to do both of them.

806
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 3: What so thirty?

807
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 5: Because I remember when do you remember when Eddie Murphy

808
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 5: got paid ten million dollars to do Donkey and Shrink

809
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 5: one time? And he didn't even leave his house to

810
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 5: earn the money because he had a recording both at

811
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Speaker 5: his own house.

812
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: Isn't that insane? Nice?

813
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: Say, God, imagine that not leaving your house and you

814
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: earn ten million dollars.

815
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Speaker 3: Just go back to Beard at the end of it.

816
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 3: I'm done. Yeah, Yeah, doing you if you want? Yeah, amazing.

817
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 2: I'll also news out this morning, not movie wise, but

818
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 2: TV news or streaming news. HBO has confirmed that it's

819
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: renewed both Night of the Seven Kingdoms and House of

820
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 2: the Dragons for new seasons. So none of the Seven

821
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 2: Kingdoms isn't out yet, but it's about to be, right, Yeah,

822
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 2: son story. Yeah, both shows will be out in twenty

823
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: twenty six, and then there'll be are alternating releases in

824
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven, twenty twenty eight. That's so long to

825
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: make those shows. So way the waits so I don't

826
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Speaker 2: even remember what happened in House of the House of Dragons.

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Speaker 3: I'd have to rewatch the whole series in a cap

828
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Speaker 3: And you.

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Speaker 4: Love it, Like the quality of those shows is exceptional,

830
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Speaker 4: and it is like, yeah, a little MANI movies every day.

831
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Speaker 2: But hurry up twenty one minutes away from it Elizabeth

832
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 2: Olsen's movie, or what do you want to say about

833
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: the day?

834
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Speaker 3: We won't stop the song I can't somebody won't talk

835
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Speaker 3: over I won't talk over Sabrina.

836
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Speaker 4: That's really respectful, actually, And I knew you were a

837
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 4: feminist and it's nice to see.

838
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: It and play you are you're a big Sabrina fan?

839
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: So on December fourth, it comes out.

840
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Speaker 5: It's called It To It has got Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller,

841
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Speaker 5: and that handsome guy that staying Julippa Callum Turner.

842
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, surprise, he plays a war veteran. He nails.

843
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 5: The premises, when you die, you have to pick where

844
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Speaker 5: you're going to spend eternity and who you're going to

845
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Speaker 5: spend it with.

846
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Speaker 3: Her first husband, who she loved dearly, dies in the war.

847
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 5: Years later she remarries and her second husband she's worth

848
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 5: for fifty years.

849
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: Wait, can you choose like a theme part? You can

850
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Speaker 2: pick like a food court, like a real nice food court. Well,

851
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: how are you going to eat everything?

852
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: I don't know. If I don't know, after might not

853
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: be necessity. Okay, the afterlife we've got to be eating

854
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 3: because eating is about joy.

855
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think this movie is so much about food.

856
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: It's about does she peck her first ever love, the

857
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 2: husband that died in war? What does she picked the

858
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Speaker 2: man she spent the rest of her life with?

859
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: Or does she pick both?

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Speaker 1: Podcast network, which is terrible?

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Speaker 3: Can you remember the song that it was? I can't remember?

862
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 4: Haley okay, so we would do it. We was doing

863
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 4: a spin class, as we want to do, and the instructor.

864
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 3: There was a bad song. It was like a tacky

865
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Speaker 3: fun I think it was like after the it had finished,

866
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 3: they just play some random warm down. Random.

867
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 5: It was a warm down because I just googled what

868
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 5: songs are popular spin class songs?

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00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 3: Was a beach wake mout. No, No, it's kind of

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Speaker 3: a relevant.

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Speaker 2: It sort of doesn't matter because I think if you're

872
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: about to hang your hat on a what song starts

873
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 2: a story?

874
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 3: I think it's very relevant. Well, we can't, we can't remember.

875
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: I'll make it up. She was playing at the end

876
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 3: of our Ricky Martin's She Bangs, She Bangs.

877
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 4: They would okay and and what a Banger, and the

878
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 4: instructor somehow just randomly called out her mate, who performed

879
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 4: the solo at the school talent show.

880
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: I just went to pull up she Bangs, She Bangs.

881
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 5: But apparently my music streaming service is currently being used

882
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 5: at home to listen to the Hamilton soundtrack.

883
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this happened to me yesterday.

884
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 4: I was trying to listen to music to warm up,

885
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 4: and suddenly there's music kept on changing and it was

886
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 4: like on Hailey's frame, and it was my parents listening

887
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 4: to music, probably dancing because they're.

888
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 3: Already I reckon, they're banging on your couch. It was

889
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 3: Queen anyway, So.

890
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 4: And then we were having a laugh about this, and

891
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: then I said to Fletch, oh my god.

892
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 3: My talent show at MERIDATAI Primary.

893
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 4: I performed solo because my best friend said, know how embarrassing.

894
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 4: Lais La Bonita tropical the island breeze. It's a Madonna song.

895
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 4: But I did the true Bliss cover because you know,

896
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 4: it was the year two thousand ninety nine.

897
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: We were talking about this this morning, and that's when

898
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 2: Shannon told us her and that's why we're like, oh

899
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 2: my god, we have to talk about this and us

900
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 2: this morning. Eight hundreds at him nine sex ninety six.

901
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: What did you perform at the school talent show? Because Shannon,

902
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 2: what did you do?

903
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 6: Mine was that intermediate? So it was like twenty twelve

904
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 6: ish yep, And I, unfortunately was.

905
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 3: It's impossible twenty twelve or three years ago carry out.

906
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 7: I was on crutches at the time, and I performed.

907
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 3: I would have skipped the talent show.

908
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 6: We decorated my crutches with tinsil and performed to Cobra

909
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 6: Starship Good Girls Gone Bad.

910
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, what did you do a song and

911
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 3: a dance?

912
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 7: Well, no, no, no, we didn't say we just danced.

913
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 6: But I was on the crutches and I remember run

914
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 6: died a bit of the first pump and I had

915
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 6: to put the crutch in the air.

916
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I got I love this. Okay, well, so

917
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: can we call a tinsil crutch from now on? Crutch?

918
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean if yeah, if it was high school,

919
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: that would have been your nickname. I feel like primary school.

920
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: They wouldn't that mean yet? Okay, well eight hundred dance

921
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: at him. We want to take your calls. This morning

922
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 2: takes through nine six nine sex. We want to know

923
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: what you performed at your school talent show.

924
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 3: Us as we die of embarrassment.

925
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, there are some very funny messages. So this so

926
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 2: traumatic reading some of these missas.

927
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 3: It's so good.

928
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 2: Amy, What did you do at your school talent show?

929
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 2: You were fifteen morning?

930
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 3: Good morning.

931
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 8: It definitely wouldn't be allowed nowadays.

932
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you say?

933
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 2: The guy?

934
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 8: There was like five guys and there on the stage

935
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 8: and they were dancing too. I believe in miracles, you

936
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 8: sexy thing. Oh yeah, they sat down on the chair

937
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 8: and then put the tops off and we smothered them

938
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 8: with oil, rubbed them up in Sorry.

939
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, how old?

940
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: Like fourteen or fifteen? Now you've got an accident? Did

941
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 2: this happen back home or did they? Yeah, Lincoln, yeah,

942
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: what did this happen?

943
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 8: Well, I'm thirty nine now, twenty five years ago. It's

944
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 8: crazy talking about this. My head went straight back to that.

945
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I that's sane, insane, Amy, Thank you so much, Cassidy.

946
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: What did you do at the high school of the

947
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 2: school talent show morning?

948
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 6: What?

949
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 2: I either was my friend about teen years old, and

950
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 2: was performed to dance to with our young vich Unfat Yea.

951
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 3: Which was the parody of bad by Michael Jackson.

952
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: Right, that's right, yes, okay again, you probably wouldn't do

953
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: that these days, would you.

954
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 6: No?

955
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know how we go away with that,

956
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 8: But we also not only did we dance to that

957
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 8: stuff hellos up our top?

958
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: And I'm assumed you weren't actually a sort of a

959
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 3: plus sized human. No, no, no, yeah, ok, that's funny.

960
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: Thank you. Different times, different times.

961
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 4: I was so worried when that first callers said you

962
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 4: wouldn't get away with it now and said what she sung?

963
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 4: Because I was like, the members of that band were

964
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 4: people of color and she doesn't sound like it.

965
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought they might have been. Yeah, okay

966
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 3: of the old boot polish out.

967
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 5: My partner danced to smack that by Eminem and Acorn

968
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 5: uncensored version and all white boys and do rags when

969
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 5: I was twelve.

970
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 3: By doing this so many good texts.

971
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 5: When I was tweled by sang my Heart Will go

972
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 5: On from the Titanic and my friend played it on

973
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 5: the keyboard and we won.

974
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 3: But you still wouldn't have been great at twelve. No,

975
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been great.

976
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 5: I mean it would have been great for a twelve

977
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 5: year old, yeah, but not come on, you're not Sondy.

978
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 5: On early nineties and for form we did a lip

979
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 5: sync to the Beg's medley. A group of girls all

980
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 5: dress up and white flaars with facial hair drawing on

981
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 5: and we dressed out my younger brother, who was third

982
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 5: form at the time, in a werger skirt and big

983
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 5: fate boobs and he came on during more than a

984
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 5: Woman mother and.

985
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 3: It was working it.

986
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: Everyone was cheering and clap It's so funny. Everyone kept

987
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: asking us who the girl was. But we made a

988
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: deal with them that we'd never say it was managed

989
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: to keep it like a massive school secret ages.

990
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 5: Okay, good um, boys to men in the Still of

991
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 5: the night and one sweet day those yeah they are.

992
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: We either came first or second with that um.

993
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 5: Oh my god, there's so many of them at seven

994
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 5: years old in two thousand until I sang Eternal Flame

995
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 5: by Atomic Kit and a cappella.

996
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 3: No, that would not have been good. Oh my god.

997
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 4: Someone did message and saying they actually did a tap

998
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 4: dance to she Bangs, She Bangs. Oh.

999
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to gloat, but I did take home

1000
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: the trophy really.

1001
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 2: Wow wow, Okay, some of the ones Shanaia Twain man,

1002
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 2: I feel like a woman at a primary school talent show.

1003
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: To test it.

1004
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did my old Man's a Dustman, you know,

1005
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 5: old English ditty, My old Man's a dustin Dustman. I performed,

1006
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 5: six of us performed Barbie Girl. We choreographed the whole dance.

1007
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 5: We're superstars. I thought it was my calling. Turns out,

1008
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 5: if you can't.

1009
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: Do teach, oh okay, teacher, keep you gigs coming in

1010
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 2: nine six nine sex eight hundred DALs and him, what

1011
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: did you do at the school talent show? This is

1012
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 2: so funny about wildly inappropriate at a Catholic school, a

1013
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 2: Catholic girls school.

1014
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 3: We a group of us performed.

1015
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:43,919
Speaker 5: I performed. I saw it and I was like, I've

1016
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 5: said that wrong. That's why I stopped. Straight afterwards, we

1017
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 5: performed O P P by Nature. Now I've just informed

1018
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 5: the girls, the producer girl who were maybe a bit

1019
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 5: young to remember when that song first came out, but

1020
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 5: they're familiar with the song.

1021
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: What exactly opp stands for now?

1022
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 2: I can't say it on the radio, but you can

1023
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 2: feel that in your own time, but maybe not on

1024
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 2: a work plan.

1025
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 3: And it was a Catholic Oh my god, it's scary

1026
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 3: that you're playing it on the radio. This will be

1027
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 3: radio a radio stage usion.

1028
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: Yep. We changed the lyrics. I mean, it's a cat

1029
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: you can't know, this is all. It's a catchy song

1030
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: that's a hall of a bee. Isn't a bit of

1031
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 2: Jackson five?

1032
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: So there are we.

1033
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 5: Be now Naughty by Nature changed the lyrics, but at

1034
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 5: the end some girls came on stage in their uniforms

1035
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 5: of pillow, stuffed up their dresses pretending they were pregnant.

1036
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: Boy, did we get in trouble. That was at a

1037
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 3: Catholic girls school.

1038
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was spice girl's lips, say painted myself and

1039
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: coffee to be scary spice.

1040
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that was just a different time. It

1041
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 3: was at different time. I hope it was a different time.

1042
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 3: Coffee she would have been so gritty.

1043
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 2: There's another one, my girl, my friends and I did

1044
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: are the Spice Girls at age twelve, I was scary

1045
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 2: space Mum used a lot of natural glow to give

1046
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: this very pale white girl a bit of color.

1047
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,919
Speaker 3: Came from the nineties luminous spheres, though very luminous. Yeah,

1048
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 3: a dude got up at a Catholic school.

1049
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 5: I got up by himself at a cafe school and

1050
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 5: sang that when I drink about you touch myself.

1051
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 2: I don't won here my ears music. What is that

1052
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 2: song called I touched myself Touch myself? No, I touched

1053
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: the di vinyls touched myself. Yeah, great, okay, let's do that. Yeah,

1054
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 2: this is great. This is great.

1055
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: Love myself.

1056
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 3: I want you to love men, love it. He's doing

1057
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 3: this at a Cathel school got up.

1058
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 5: They eventually cut the music because the whole school was

1059
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 5: just losing their minds.

1060
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 2: I love it.

1061
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 3: Well, keep them going. Someone said, pause a song now

1062
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 3: and playing for Friday.

1063
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 2: Fishbash myself, great song, absolute bang.

1064
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 5: When I was seven years old, my mother convinced me

1065
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 5: doing the market ana was a talent, So I did

1066
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 5: the whole efing song by myself in front of the

1067
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 5: entire school.

1068
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 3: I would die the no nope, I'm not reading them all.

1069
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 3: But that did happen at an affluent school on the.

1070
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 2: North Shore, dressed up as Damien.

1071
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 3: The Beverage because it did not go well.

1072
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 2: Damien to kill that Damien and Nozer did not go well.

1073
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: Friends of mine danced a candy.

1074
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 3: Shop at like eleven. Wow, that's a sexual song.

1075
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1076
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: I did a dance to ice Cube at ten years old.

1077
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 5: You can imagine the dance moves not for a ten

1078
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 5: year old. Um oh, this is just so fun. I

1079
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 5: wish I could see. I wish I could watch all

1080
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 5: of them every text.

1081
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 3: That was my weekend. I'd sit down and.

1082
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: Watch this should be a reality show. Yeah, some kind

1083
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: of high school. It's some kind of like you know,

1084
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 2: you get to read school. Yeah, talent show when it

1085
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: gets a million dollars. Yeah, but they've got to be bad. Well,

1086
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 2: I mean, have I read you one that's really tackled

1087
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 2: your fancy?

1088
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 3: Not really know? My god, an old girls school.

1089
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 5: We tied the female dipuity principal to a chair in

1090
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 5: front of the school and dirty danced on it.

1091
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 3: No, we got we got told off after Yeah yeah yeah.

1092
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: Podcast network plays in split one and Haley.

1093
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: So Yes. I was on a flight yesterday from Auckland

1094
00:52:59,239 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 3: to Nelson.

1095
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 4: I will say jeeper speaking of Metallica the airport, it

1096
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 4: smelled a.

1097
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 3: Bourbon and power rade. You know, it was a real max.

1098
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 3: There was a sea of bogans looking worse for wear.

1099
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: I've never seen so many black T shirts in downtown

1100
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 2: Auckland in a long time, as someone that does wear

1101
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: black and blue T.

1102
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 3: Shirts all the time. Of course, of course.

1103
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 4: So I'm on my flight and I bought a little

1104
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 4: bit late because I was enjoying coffee Moose in the lounge.

1105
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: And she's relatable, she's the people of the person is

1106
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 2: a person of the people, the people.

1107
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 3: A female man, yeah, I am a female man.

1108
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 4: And so I get on and I've got my large

1109
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 4: tote that is sort of a hard you guys know,

1110
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 4: the one. It's sort of like a plastic woven toat.

1111
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: And those overhead on those planes that go to Nelson

1112
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 2: very slim and long.

1113
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 3: Like if you've got a wide bag, you're a bit screwed.

1114
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 3: You're kind of screwed.

1115
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 4: And then the foot room as much smaller as well,

1116
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: so when you have to put it under it, it's

1117
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 4: just a god awfull flight. So I found a gap

1118
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 4: just above where I was sitting, and I kind of

1119
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 4: thumbed it in, you know, really pushed it in and

1120
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,959
Speaker 4: kind of moved a few things of other people's around.

1121
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 4: I wasn't in the mood for us tired, So get

1122
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 4: on the fly hot, I'll say, to the point where

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00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 4: the flight attendant had to address it. And then we

1124
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 4: land and we're disembarking and I get my bag and

1125
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 4: I pull it out, and that's when I that's when

1126
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 4: I notice what I've done by thumbing in this bag.

1127
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 4: And here comes the apology. I am sorry to whoever

1128
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 4: thought that they would go to the Dunkin Donuts at

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00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 4: the airport and get themselves a nice family pack of

1130
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 4: donuts to bring to Nelson, Because you know the South

1131
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 4: is the donuts, I know, and they were looking forward to.

1132
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 2: I don't think it's impossible to get on a flight

1133
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 2: leaving Auckland that goes direct to the South Island without

1134
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 2: someone having a big thing of donuts. Why don't these

1135
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: donuts stores open stores in.

1136
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 3: Nelson and the South Island? Well, I know, but they were.

1137
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 4: They would have been so excited to enjoy these perfect

1138
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 4: puffy donuts.

1139
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: And I had smashed them to smotherings. This box was

1140
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: just sered beyond beyond recognition? Did the person see I

1141
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: didn't stop. I didn't stop to check. What I did

1142
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 3: was okay, okay.

1143
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 4: What I did was I pulled out my toe, clocked it,

1144
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 4: and immediately took zero ownership and evacuated.

1145
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 3: The plans house box.

1146
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 4: The box was at the back against the wall, say,

1147
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 4: and it had sort of constantined.

1148
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 3: Up oh.

1149
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 4: Smashing, okay, right, No, I think an on top smashing

1150
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 4: would have kind of been all right.

1151
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 3: No, I'd smashed it sort of against the wall, right.

1152
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 2: Could you see any box had distorted jam or icing

1153
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 2: or cream that had come out the side.

1154
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: There was spillage, there was a sugary you've destribed, but

1155
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 3: that's kind of on them.

1156
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: You don't just chunk them up overhead, sit down and

1157
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 2: experse you hold on to everybody's on Then you find

1158
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 2: you Yeah.

1159
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: That's not your fault.

1160
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 4: Smaller items, they say police, place your larger items than

1161
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 4: the overhead compartment above you, and place your smaller items

1162
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: under the seat.

1163
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 2: Really Also, I feel like, I don't know, wrong flight

1164
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 2: attendant would have a little space for door.

1165
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: They're pretty sick of it because everyone that.

1166
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a donut holder on them and flights stack

1167
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 2: a shelf. Okay, but there will be someone listening, maybe

1168
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: possibly out there from now. And who's listening now that

1169
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 2: came home from Auckland with a smash box.

1170
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: Someone she's just now saying, hello, Haley, you are a

1171
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 3: piece of shit. Now, I don't know if you are

1172
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 3: the donut owner.

1173
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 2: I feel that if we track down this person, the

1174
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 2: least we can do is get them some donuts.

1175
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 4: Oh please text on nine six ninety six if you

1176
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: know of this were the receiver.

1177
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:27,919
Speaker 2: If you've got the boarding pass from Haley's fly proof

1178
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 2: of the.

1179
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 4: Floor pass and a photo of the donut damage, because

1180
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 4: I think it was so damaged. It's the kind of

1181
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 4: thing you would take a photo of to put on

1182
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 4: Instagram and be like, can you believe it?

1183
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 3: Can you believe that bitch from TV did this?

1184
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 4: I saw that Beuch from TV and she SMA donuts.

1185
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 4: I will reimburse if you can prove it. But yeah,

1186
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 4: those would have been absolute and absolute, you know, Smash

1187
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 4: Smash Situation.

1188
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: Podcast Network.

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00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 3: Fact of the Day, Day Day day day.

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Speaker 2: Do do do?

1191
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 3: Do?

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00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 6: Do Do do?

1193
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 5: Affect of the Day a day theme this week has

1194
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 5: been I kind of characters with shockingly small screen time.

1195
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it, Vaughn. This has been one of

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00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: your top your bests. Unlike Calendar Week, what are we

1197
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 3: gonna let calendar we go? I feel like it was

1198
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: so I think we've gone very interesting. As fast as

1199
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: any people stop me in the streets.

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00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: They say Flitch and I say Vaughn, and they're like,

1201
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 2: A right, I love the Calendar Week.

1202
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 3: I get stopped all the time and they're like, Vaughn.

1203
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's Flitch And then they say, well,

1204
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: I just it was it lit down calendar week.

1205
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 3: So you think they're pandering to me. I think they

1206
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: might be. It's been a tough year and they just

1207
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 3: want to make sure that you're all right, no one.

1208
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 5: It's a tough year because I've been taking the days

1209
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 5: off on a calendar as I want to do. So

1210
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 5: movies where the main character barely shows up has shocking

1211
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 5: a little screen time throughout the week, and today I

1212
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 5: just want to finish with a little bit of a

1213
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 5: few okay, a few Hannibal Elector and Silence of the

1214
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 5: Lands Anable Elector the Iconic. Yeah, awfully scary Anthony Hopkins roll,

1215
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 5: what is it you're living with?

1216
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 3: A nice father? Bends? Yeah, he wasn't in that much,

1217
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 3: was he.

1218
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 5: No, The movie is one hundred and eighteen minutes and

1219
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 5: he was in for less than sixteen of those minutes.

1220
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 4: Wow.

1221
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 3: Bit powerful performance. Though, such a powerful performance.

1222
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 5: His performance won Best Actor at the Academy Awards, and

1223
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 5: he was only on screen for thirteen percent of the movie.

1224
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 5: Is still, to this day remains the shortest winning screen time.

1225
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 5: Oh okay, since they've actually worked that out. Okay, he

1226
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 5: won an Academy Award for his time on screen. You're

1227
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 5: that good, you only need that many minutes? Still win

1228
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 5: an Oscar? Yeah, I'm real, they say.

1229
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 2: The director said he wanted his appearance to appear a

1230
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 2: surgical like when he was on screen, it was so

1231
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 2: specifically to be there for a purpose.

1232
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 3: Yep.

1233
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: And he said, yeah, just the intensity and how calm

1234
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: and quiet and terrifying he was makes everybody feel like

1235
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 2: he was on screen for a lot longer than he was.

1236
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 2: But it was thirteen percent. The next there is the

1237
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 2: Joker from The Dark Night two thousand and eight.

1238
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 3: Heath Ledger.

1239
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 5: Oh, he was on when this one really surprised me

1240
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 5: because I was like, he was on screen for almost

1241
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 5: the entire movie.

1242
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 2: He was.

1243
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 5: That was an incredible That is a one hundred and

1244
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 5: fifty two minute movie. Yeah, and he is only on

1245
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 5: screen for twenty minutes. He's on screen for sixteen movie.

1246
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 5: But again in the presence, Yeah, wow, his presence and

1247
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 5: his chaos intrudes throughout the entire movie. Christopher Nolan said

1248
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 5: he did that on purpose. That was a thought to

1249
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 5: he arrives like a hurricane, suddenly disappears, returns unpredictably, And

1250
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 5: he said why it worked was every appearance is a

1251
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 5: set piece. The pencil trick when he came in with

1252
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 5: the trick and then yelling the pencil go was on,

1253
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 5: the party invasion, the hospital explosion, the interrogation, room scene

1254
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 5: with Batman. He said he had no backstory. You just

1255
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 5: kind of like created him one as the viewer. Yeah,

1256
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 5: and just came in with full blowd impact.

1257
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: And he won Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor that year,

1258
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 2: even the with limited screen time and the final one

1259
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: I want to finish on because this scared me when

1260
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 2: I was a kid.

1261
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 3: Is the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz? Yeah, one hundred.

1262
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's right at the end for no more than

1263
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,919
Speaker 5: six minutes, so less than six percent of the entire film.

1264
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 2: But like center in the in the Center Parade, he's

1265
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 2: only in my parade and we waited seconds and then he.

1266
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 5: Rolls after him. Is named after the Wizard of Oz.

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01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 5: I thought for everything going and seeing Wicked Part two.

1268
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, the rest of the parade, it's just kings, isn't

1269
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 3: it Old trailers? Yeah, kind of like the local elsa. Yeah,

1270
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 3: you know they checked that with Disney, they just rocking around.

1271
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: I don't know if they had I don't know if

1272
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 3: they've checked that with the Big Ones Leisure Marching Team.

1273
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, but so yeah, was it of Oz was only

1274
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 5: in six percent of the movie that bear his name.

1275
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 5: So today's fact of the day is the Wizard of Oz,

1276
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 5: the Joker from Batman and Hannibal, equor of science. The

1277
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 5: lands are actually on screen, not much at all.

1278
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 3: Fact of the day, day day day day.

1279
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1280
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 3: Do do do do do do do do do do

1281
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 3: do do do do do do doo.

1282
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: The ZNM podcast Network play z MS Flesh, Thorn and Haley.

1283
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 5: The definition of kissing is non aggressive mouth to mouth

1284
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 5: contact without food transfer.

1285
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's nice to get a bit aggressive. Wait, it's

1286
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 4: a bit of a bit of a steak.

1287
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have nothing rules more than kissing someone and

1288
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 5: being like I didn't need chicken today, yeah, or a

1289
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 5: partial bit of corn. Yes, you share a little wagon

1290
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 5: between what's a wagon between friends?

1291
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 3: Why is it?

1292
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 5: The scientific definition of There has been a study from

1293
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 5: Oxford University in the Florida Institute of Technology who put

1294
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 5: their heads together and asked the question when did kissing start?

1295
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 5: And it didn't start with humans at all. It's been

1296
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 5: around with our primate ancestors between seventeen and twenty one

1297
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 5: million years.

1298
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 6: Do you know what?

1299
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 8: Like?

1300
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 2: When I was at the weekend, just my friends and

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01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 2: I spent like half an hour watching the chimpanzees at

1302
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: Wellington Zoo, it's it's so fascinating because you're like, how

1303
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 2: can you deny evolution looking at them?

1304
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 3: You look them in the eyes.

1305
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just the way they you know, they move

1306
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 4: and they scratch their butts and sniffer like we do that.

1307
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 3: We're just more subtle about it.

1308
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, like quite often formal lie in his back and

1309
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 2: I'll just peck nuts off.

1310
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, I appreciate it totally. And if for an

1311
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 3: annoys me, I just hurl my shit at them. Yeah,

1312
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 3: shut up, there's not denying it.

1313
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 2: Wait, so they traced it back to win a common

1314
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 2: primate ancestor. Right, the sentence cracks me up. After running

1315
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: millions of emulations that included chimps, binobos, gorillas, and rang

1316
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 2: attacks and humans, we all kissed because we inherited the

1317
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 2: behavior from a sheared ancestor. Millions of simulations. I'll watch

1318
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 2: guys on the head did the lab and watched ten

1319
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: more monkey smooching videos. So it was the study that

1320
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 2: defined the definition of kissing is non aggressive mouth to

1321
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 2: mouth contact without food transfer. This includes sexy kissing and

1322
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 2: platonic like family affection like Haley's family kisses.

1323
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 3: Who kiss on the mouth. Yeah, yeah, there's no food

1324
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 3: transfer there over My.

1325
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 4: Mum stopped that year years ago, doing she used to

1326
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 4: baby Yeah for me, so nice as soft soft soft

1327
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 4: teeth as a cash.

1328
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 5: Scientists are still debating with The leading ideas from the

1329
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 5: study are that kissing evolved and stuck around because it's

1330
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 5: great for mate assessment, tasting pheromones, and detecting health and

1331
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 5: care compatibility.

1332
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 2: Imagine they didn't have toothbrushes either. I mengine the ginger

1333
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: of itis. Well, we've got toothbrushes, and some people are

1334
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 2: still get that.

1335
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 3: You're not wrong. Four play boosts arousal, increases chance of reproduction.

1336
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 3: Novel idea. Yeah, this four play and.

1337
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 5: Social bonding at strengthening it strengthens relationships and complex social games.

1338
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 3: Monkeys do four play.

1339
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 2: Hayley, we're moving on and we want to ask right

1340
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 2: now on eight hundred dollars at m Yeah nine six

1341
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 2: nine six what we're kissing?

1342
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 3: Being twenty million years old and happy birthday and happy birthday.

1343
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 3: If Nana Kissing was still with us, this.

1344
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 2: Would be her twenty millionth birthday. Yeah, happy heavenly birthday, nanikissing.

1345
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 2: We thought we'd us this morning and we've done this before.

1346
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 2: It a long time ago, and it was so funny.

1347
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 2: We want to know this morning, like, what was your

1348
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 2: worst cass with someone?

1349
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 3: How would you describe? Did you lose a tooth or

1350
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 3: did you get your lip bit?

1351
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 4: My first pash like with tongue was with a guy

1352
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 4: called mens and he had a tongue ring and I'll

1353
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 4: never forget the sound of it rattling on the back

1354
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 4: of my teeth.

1355
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Imi.

1356
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 2: Wow right did he get a parental sort of introduction

1357
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 2: or was this sort of like an on the sly.

1358
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 3: No, I was like a teenager. Yeah, I know, I

1359
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 3: just didn't know.

1360
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 2: When you've got a really bad facial rash from paesh rash?

1361
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that was the second one who had

1362
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 3: a small goateee ah. If you had to choose, now,

1363
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 3: what should you choose.

1364
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 4: To go to Menza's tongue run, go for a small

1365
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 4: go tea, Maria's leatherette couch.

1366
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 3: D I love that? Okay?

1367
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 4: Oh?

1368
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars at him? Texton as well. Nine six

1369
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,919
Speaker 2: nine sex? What as your what was your worst kiss?

1370
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 2: According to a study, kissing is twenty million years old

1371
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 2: and goes back before human time.

1372
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, and apparently humans would have kissed Neanderthals because they've

1373
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 5: tested like the mouth of microbio.

1374
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 2: But what he was guy Biers and they shared a thanks.

1375
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 2: I love knows no boundaries form.

1376
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, exactly, Yeah, love love stop being the list.

1377
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 3: You know, I'm a huge I know you are. I know.

1378
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 2: So we we're asking on the back of this, with

1379
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 2: kissing being twenty million years old, what is the worst

1380
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 2: cass you have ever had? MICHAELA? How bad was it?

1381
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 8: Good morning?

1382
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 3: Good morning morning? It was terrible.

1383
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 8: I my first kiss was with a man, and that's

1384
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 8: really just confirmed to me that I am a lesbian.

1385
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1386
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 3: Was it the straw? Don't Yeah? Was it the straw

1387
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 3: that broke the camel's back for team men? Or you

1388
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 3: were already on the other team.

1389
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 8: I mean I was already on the other team, but

1390
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 8: you know, good.

1391
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 3: To get confirmation of these things.

1392
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

1393
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well and now, and no woman has ever kissed

1394
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 3: as bad as that first man.

1395
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 8: No women are great. Highly recommend, hily recommend.

1396
01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 3: You've always been into it, haven't you.

1397
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why I think lesbian's and I we're

1398
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 2: on the same You're on the we like heaps of

1399
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 2: the same stuff, Mikayla, thank you so many Taylor, so

1400
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 2: many messages. In My first pash was a combination of

1401
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 2: Hailey's first two pashes.

1402
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 3: He had both a terrible go tee and.

1403
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 2: A tongue piercing, and he whiled his tongue in rhythm

1404
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 2: to the song that was playing at the time, which

1405
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 2: was Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People.

1406
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 3: This one tongue maybe in his in his defense, he'd

1407
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 3: read that in one of his sister's magazines. You know

1408
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,640
Speaker 3: for sure that's some girlfriend magazine, you know, Yeah, I

1409
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 3: didn't know that was about kissing though, Yeah, neither.

1410
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 2: It was tongue related. A kissing of a kind that

1411
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 2: is a type of kissing. Yeah, a guy I kiss

1412
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 2: was like a bucket of saliva with a lizard tongue.

1413
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,040
Speaker 2: That's how you want to be scribed maybe.

1414
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 3: Kind of just like Pokey in and out real fast. Pokey.

1415
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 5: Worst Kiss was my first actual boyfriend in college. He

1416
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,800
Speaker 5: was nicknamed Horsemouth. Enough said, I'm not saying where what's

1417
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 5: horse mouth up to?

1418
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 4: Now?

1419
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 3: We worst Kiss?

1420
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 2: Well, you know what they say, horse in the mouth,

1421
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,679
Speaker 2: big mouth, big mouth, guard, big big teeth.

1422
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 3: He has to get two of them and melt them together.

1423
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 5: The worst kiss was with this guy from Timutu who

1424
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 5: had no game and kissed like a sloppy dog. Eyes open.

1425
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 5: I'm eyes open and I'm not even I'm open. I'm

1426
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 5: my eyes open.

1427
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 3: Everything shut your eyes? How do I want to close? Mass?

1428
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 3: How do I want them fall asleep? Because I missed

1429
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 3: your back and I don't want one, so you don't

1430
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,759
Speaker 3: want to miss the thing. So it's eyes eyes open, Okay.

1431
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 2: First ever and worst ever pash was in the club

1432
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:56,679
Speaker 2: after I'd just thrown up in the bathroom. See somewhere

1433
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 2: out there, that person is also telling the story about

1434
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 2: the worst case they ever had, someone who his mouth

1435
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 2: tasted like regurgitated cranberry vodkers. Yeah no Uti, So yes,

1436
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 2: you know, first kiss, we decided to turn the light

1437
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 2: off and smashed our teeth together. He got a blood

1438
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 2: lip and I cut my tongue. Worst pash got very

1439
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 2: bad pash. Rash subsequently got infected with the staff. Oh Haley,

1440
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 2: you got your staff.

1441
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 3: No, but it probably didn't make it better than I

1442
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 3: was sharing that staff. Yeah with kiss hers, I.

1443
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 2: Told work I had a carpet burn from falling out

1444
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 2: of bed.

1445
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 3: Took weeks to heal. And no one was believing that story.

1446
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 2: At work on somebody has we've got an update on

1447
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 2: one of the pashes any better over time. I'm just

1448
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 2: loading the history of it. Oh so it's the Marilyn

1449
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 2: Manson guy. Oh yeah, she said we hooked up a

1450
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 2: few years later and still absolutely terrible.

1451
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 3: A cassa no no for another Marylyn poke.

1452
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 2: Wow, keep your texts coming in six nine sacks. I'll

1453
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 2: wait one hundred dollars, and we want to know your

1454
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 2: worst kiss as kissing apparently turns twenty million years old.

1455
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 2: So the scientists worked out even it would have been

1456
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 2: Neanderthals and kissed humans and monkeys. We didn't kiss monkeys.

1457
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 2: Maybe someone's kissed the monkey. I mean someone is because

1458
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 2: the monkey. At some stage, someone's kissed a monkey.

1459
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 5: I mean, it's just like putting a million monkeys and

1460
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 5: a million typewriters. Some one of them is going to

1461
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 5: type Shakespeare. There's a million monkeys and seven billion humans.

1462
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 5: Someone's kissed the monkey. Sure do you tell me Jane

1463
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:37,719
Speaker 5: Goodle didn't kiss a monkey.

1464
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 3: Come on, she did.

1465
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 2: She had the monkey little smooch rip rip on the

1466
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,759
Speaker 2: on the back of this news that kissing is twenty

1467
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 2: million years old.

1468
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 3: We want to know your worst kiss in the history

1469
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:48,799
Speaker 3: of kissing.

1470
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 4: So good.

1471
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 2: I remember we've done this topic before many years ago,

1472
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 2: and it was very funny and it's still so good,

1473
01:11:56,439 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 2: So good, go say it.

1474
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: My first kiss was in year seven, right after school finished.

1475
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 3: I got a raging stiffy.

1476
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 2: To walk to mom's car through a group of kids

1477
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,799
Speaker 2: at school with my willie very visible through my shorts.

1478
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 2: I had the nickname Stiffy for approximately five years because

1479
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 2: would you even know what, oh God, do it carefully

1480
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 2: to tuck it under that.

1481
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 3: Or the waistband. Yeah, that wasn't the case. It was

1482
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 3: the aftermath that was the worst curse.

1483
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,640
Speaker 5: Worst case were making out and I would constantly have

1484
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 5: to pull away to rest my head on a shoulder.

1485
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 5: But I was actually wiping my mouth on the shoulder

1486
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 5: because it.

1487
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 3: Was so weat. I'm just gonna nuzzle in here, just

1488
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 3: trying the face.

1489
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:55,680
Speaker 2: M not my first pash. Somebody else, somebody else got

1490
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:56,719
Speaker 2: such bad pass.

1491
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 3: Rature, got invicted. My imagine telling the doctor that this

1492
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 3: was the rash in the first place. He was a

1493
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 3: stubly fellow. He went hard.

1494
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 2: Worst case was my first casse at the Marty rowing

1495
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 2: after party.

1496
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 3: Now, I've never I was never a rower, but I

1497
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 3: had these Marty cups. Yeah, pretty wild.

1498
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 2: The after party. It was in the forest at Twysle.

1499
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 2: If the forest could speak, I seen some things. Wasn't

1500
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 2: there a bad forest fire at Twysle sort of semi

1501
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 2: recent year. I probably burned itself down from all the

1502
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 2: sin cleanse to cleanse thisself with the sins of.

1503
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 3: Marty thirteen rowers.

1504
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 5: At the Marty Cup, he was going so hard out

1505
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 5: that my jaw kept clicking in response.

1506
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, popping the jaw, popping, popping the drawer. Goodness.

1507
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 3: I went in for a passion.

1508
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 5: As we're passion, I was like, what's that funny taste?

1509
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 5: And they pulled back and then the guy got a

1510
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 5: blood nose and I was just like passion. The blood

1511
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:55,919
Speaker 5: was everywhere.

1512
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I've got two worst cases. The first equal

1513
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 2: very first kiss at fourteen the Bay. The guy had

1514
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 2: a small tongue. It felt like kissing a baby.

1515
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 3: Small tongue. I've never heard that. I've never heard of

1516
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,840
Speaker 3: anyone having a small tongue. I thought we just all

1517
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 3: had proportion.

1518
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 2: It had that thing where the tongue's kind of like oh,

1519
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 2: years ago, far out of the mouth because the string

1520
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 2: comes too far along and you've got to cut. When

1521
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 2: he was a baby and circumcised, Yeah, a tngue circumcision,

1522
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 2: he never had it, so his tongue.

1523
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 5: He couldn't get his tongue past his teeth. What Yeah, no, no, no,

1524
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 5: he had his tongue, so maybe that was him.

1525
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 3: Then the other one, Wait, did he get it sorted

1526
01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 3: for you know, future future wives. She's apparently happy with that. Okay,

1527
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,600
Speaker 3: that's what the two comes in for.

1528
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 2: Okay, so the first kiss with the baby tongue at fourteen,

1529
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 2: then at fifteen and when the opposite direction with another

1530
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:59,280
Speaker 2: guy who had the longest tongue and was was very slobbrary.

1531
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,560
Speaker 3: Wait, so there's no pleasing her she had the shortest. No,

1532
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 3: she's gone, and what do you want? First case? First?

1533
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,559
Speaker 5: Worst case was when I was ten, he had brace's

1534
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 5: mouth open, perking tongue out like a lizard, not moving

1535
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 5: it at all.

1536
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 3: I couldn't mold my mouth around his mouth, and I

1537
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 3: didn't know what I was doing. We were basically just

1538
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 3: like pushing. Yeah, I love that people remember these. Yeah,

1539
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 3: I know. Tongue seems to be a real common denominator here.

1540
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 5: My worst case was someone that went on to become

1541
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,479
Speaker 5: a high profile new Zella murderer.

1542
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 3: He dribbled and smelled.

1543
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,599
Speaker 2: What okay, we need We're going to need to follow

1544
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 2: up to that, just between us.

1545
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 3: We won't say it on either. We're going to need

1546
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:42,760
Speaker 3: to follow up.

1547
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 5: Worst case was drunk at a party, drinking five dollars wine,

1548
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:47,799
Speaker 5: hooked into this check, hooked into this check.

1549
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:51,839
Speaker 2: Hopped into this check, hooked into.

1550
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 9: This check, looked into this checker, joked into this check,

1551
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,600
Speaker 9: open mouth, pop of tongue, and the end of this

1552
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 9: massive burp.

1553
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 2: But we'd sealed mouths, so the kind of went in

1554
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:09,799
Speaker 2: and hung in there. Needless to say, nothing further.

1555
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 3: Happened after that.

1556
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 2: If we went on Ticks of the Week this week,

1557
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:15,320
Speaker 2: we haven't, so we'd make that Ticks of the week

1558
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,680
Speaker 2: because that has really tickled me. Of the week, we've

1559
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 2: got fifty dollars animates about if you're making happy happen

1560
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:22,960
Speaker 2: for pitts.

1561
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 3: I think we'll end at the end. No no, no, no, no, no,

1562
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,280
Speaker 3: what this more? There's more? Okay.

1563
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 5: My worst case was in high school. The guy I

1564
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,719
Speaker 5: was dading was a germophobe. He refused to kiss unless

1565
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 5: we put.

1566
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 3: Glad rap between us.

1567
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 5: Um what I was smugging a guy on my hair

1568
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 5: got caught in his nose ring and I pulled back

1569
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 5: and he was like oh, and then we were stuck

1570
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,720
Speaker 5: there just twenty minutes to get free.

1571
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 3: Amazing.

1572
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 2: I remember my first kiss. It was in the middle

1573
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 2: of a colder sack and she tasted like luncheon.

1574
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 3: That's so good.

1575
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 2: And somebody else said the girl who wasn't happy with

1576
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,840
Speaker 2: the little tongue or the big tongue.

1577
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,760
Speaker 3: I guess you could call her goldie lips. Oh pretty good. Yeah,

1578
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 3: we just gave away the text of the Mayah. I

1579
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 3: just love all of these.

1580
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 5: My worst time, my worst kiss wasn't even that long ago.

1581
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,560
Speaker 5: I hooked up with an Australian girl who sucked on

1582
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,680
Speaker 5: my lip and I was like, that's okay, but it

1583
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 5: hurts a little bit. Then she got my tongue between

1584
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 5: her lips and sucked on the tonguetistically hurt.

1585
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:29,360
Speaker 3: I had to tell her to stop.

1586
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 2: Now you grabbed your tongue and pull it out of

1587
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 2: your mouth and then try to say please stop.

1588
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 3: The hurts. What the next? I hope everybody gets kisses

1589
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,759
Speaker 3: this weekend. Get some good kisses, bab of course, his baby.

1590
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 3: Get something your baby baby. See see you later. I'm

1591
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 3: gonna have to stop you there. That's copyrighted very good

1592
01:17:59,360 --> 01:17:59,800
Speaker 3: friend of mine.

1593
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 2: She's already sued me twice. So if you could maybe

1594
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 2: get her to drop her lintigious action, that would be great.

1595
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:06,759
Speaker 3: To tell her I'll review her five stars.

1596
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. If she does the same for this pot yeah,

1597
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 2: and then she tells all her friends and if you're listening,

1598
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,720
Speaker 2: maybe give it five stars as well.

1599
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,599
Speaker 3: Play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey