1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Haley's. 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 3: It's a little bit of pod. 4 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 4: Welcome to a little bit of pod. 5 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: Well, we see that we're going to share a few 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: little stories from our genuine friends Holiday and Barley's and. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 3: One of them will not be shared. One of them 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 3: will be part of Haley's new comedy show in twenty 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 3: twenty six. 10 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 4: You shared the story with the producer Girlies. 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were entertained by it. 12 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: It involves demons. 13 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 4: In literal ye, mushrooms and mushrooms. 14 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't take mushrooms. I didn't see demons. 15 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,240 Speaker 4: Okay, well leave that there. 16 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: I need to save some material for myself. Yes, but 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: what least we talk about the Barley Bomb. 18 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 2: Water park, which is called water Bomb Barley not Barley Bomb. 19 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 2: You guys keep calling it Barley Bomb. Not too far 20 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: away from where the Barley bombings happened. Yeah, actually so, 21 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 2: but I was like, it's such a wild name for it, 22 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 2: And then we got there it was water Bomb. 23 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 4: Yes, and people. 24 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 3: Often overlook it when they're in Bali because it's a 25 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 3: water park. Yeah, And I don't know, maybe people are 26 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 3: scared of hydra slides. Rule it's oh my god, I've 27 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 3: been before. 28 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 4: And I was like, we simply must go back. 29 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it totally rules. 30 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 4: I love it so much. 31 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: But the was it the first It was literally the 32 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 1: first ride. 33 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, you go in my advice, get there early and 34 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 2: do the ones that are family friendly, like do the 35 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 2: ones that people can do with their kids, because those 36 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 2: are the ones that get massive lines later in the day. 37 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: The individual ones, the more high thrill ones tend to 38 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 2: be quicker moving line. 39 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: Posses can't handle it. 40 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 3: How many times did we see a dad and their 41 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 3: kids leave after waiting in the wine just because the 42 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 3: kids checking out on the hydrocide. 43 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 4: He's so passed off. 44 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: You are going on the coming work because kid's not 45 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: going to love a hydro slide by the end of it. 46 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: I know. It's just like it. They hate the nerves 47 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: and you're like, come on, toughen up. So we went 48 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: on the family friendly ones and one of them is 49 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: a raft like a little dingy raft thing and. 50 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: A circular tubes circular what's the bottom in it? 51 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: And it says it was like maximum weight, maximum riders 52 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: for to adults, two children, two children, and we were like, well, 53 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: we're two adults and the third one could be two. 54 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 4: Children, yeah, in a trench coat. But maximum weight was. 55 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: And so that's for the three of us. Would allocate 56 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: us each eighty kg. 57 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 4: And we were all like. 58 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: Oh, maybe I was sort of sucked in like this. 59 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 3: And we were like maybe they didn't care, like you know, 60 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 3: it's there as a go. 61 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 4: And those construction workers were in Chandle. 62 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: And we're not like all twenty cages over there, and 63 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: I was all like, we're sort of within koowi. So 64 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: when I just said sucking. 65 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 3: Looks also this ride by the way shoots a raft 66 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 3: into a giant funnel, and so I'm assuming there's a 67 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 3: limit because they don't want you're shooting over the edge 68 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 3: of it. 69 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like there's reasons they do it. And then 70 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: so we were like we'll just pull it off, like 71 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: we feel safe that we're close enough to the max 72 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: weight with a few extras, like we'll be all right, 73 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: look skinny sucking the guards and that would come and 74 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: then he was like, oh, max weight two forty and 75 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: we were like yeah, yeah, about eighty h And then scales. 76 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 4: There were fucking scales hiding around the corner. We didn't 77 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 4: see the scales and scales. 78 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 3: We're just like, well, we're obviously not eighty kg. 79 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: Three of us in a line of shame, one by one, 80 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: but they had head in the scales behind the pile 81 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: of rafts. 82 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 4: For pricks like us. 83 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: Straight up and then. 84 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah one of us. I went with a random lady. 85 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 2: She was in the line and the guys like any 86 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 2: singles want to ride, and she's like, well, I don't 87 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: want to stand in the line, so. 88 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, which was was weird because flitch know, and the 89 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: raft like your legs crossing and got to like touch. 90 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 2: You the quickest I've ever been involved in a scissor. 91 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, nice to meet you. Legs are combo. 92 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so much fun. 93 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: Though they called out our bullshit. They look yeah that 94 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: three bloody West and fatties. 95 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 3: But that's happened before because if you ever go on 96 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 3: like a helicopter, a light plane or like a bungee, 97 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 3: they're like how. 98 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 4: Much do you weigh? 99 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 3: And you're like eighties and then and then they actually 100 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 3: weigh you and you're like, oh fuck, there's quite a 101 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 3: discrepancy there. 102 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: You I make eighty when I've like fasted for three days, 103 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: I'm naked, I'm dehydrated. 104 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 4: Wapping shirt when I was twenty one, ten years ago. 105 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 1: And they're like, so, what are you this morning with 106 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: your clothes on? Because that's how you're jumping off this bridge. 107 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 4: What my weight has to include my legs? Now, this 108 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 4: is bullshit. This is bullshit. 109 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: No one mentioned that we're on the side. Does that 110 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: say musk include entire body? 111 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just kind of giving you the main 112 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 2: part of it.