1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:01,320 Speaker 1: Cross onto your knees. 2 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 2: I know that's what I said. I said I got 3 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 2: a lot on the desktop, and they're like, I always 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 2: copy it over. He's sure, because if I lose that, 5 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 2: I don't know what I'll do. It's where I keep everything. 6 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: They don't go into your history. Welcome on to the 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: Unnamed Podcast. It's Friday, the eighteenth of October twenty twenty four. 8 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: Does it need a name? Doesn't need a name? Is 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 2: it gonna? Does it make you want to listen or 10 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 2: not listen anymore? They called the job sniffing potty or 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 2: the dude's routing potty. 12 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: I like the fact that it doesn't have a name. 13 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, so do I? So do I? 14 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: Can I just say something really quickly? Sorry, boys, I've 15 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: got a haircut at ten past nine. Oh yeah, so 16 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 3: that's in six minutes. 17 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: Yep. 18 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 3: So I'm just going to sub out halfway through this point. 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: Real, that's real hate thing to do with the agenda? 20 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: Is past nine you've put for you? 21 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 2: Like when you're booking that, Yeah? Or did they you say, wow, 22 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 2: I've got a job that finishes eleven? 23 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: No? 24 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 3: No, there are there are appointments available at eleven. Yeah, 25 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 3: there are appointments available all day. I just thought this 26 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 3: was the kind of the best time to do it. 27 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: You thought ten past nine was the best time to 28 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: do us to go and get your hair well. 29 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 3: No, I thought this was something that we just kind 30 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 3: of do. And then if we're here, we're here, and 31 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 3: if we're not, we're not. 32 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: And and you dropped dilly in it. 33 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: Who is your manager? 34 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: Who was my man? 35 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: I don't know, because whoever it is appalling. 36 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: I think it might be Toddy. It's Pixy Cambell and 37 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,919 Speaker 1: he's on the purse, so it should be fine. 38 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 2: All right, Okay, that's fine. 39 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 3: It's hard to cosmopolitics. 40 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 2: What haircut? Are you going for the low tape of fade? 41 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 2: Are you going for the burst fade? Or are you 42 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 2: just going to go for something equally is what's the court? 43 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: Is the corporate mullet? Get a perm get a perm. 44 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 3: The corporate mullet Deli, you're running a corporate mullet. Yours 45 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 3: is actually getting closer to a bogain like an actual mullet. 46 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: When was the last time you washed your hair gel? 47 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: And it's dangerously greasy? 48 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: No I washed it. I washed it quite recently. But 49 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: it's just all over the place. 50 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: It looks so greasy. What have you got that? What 51 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: the hell is the match? 52 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 2: Greasy? 53 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: What's a that ship? 54 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's greasy, DELI can you come around here, fella? 55 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: And then just obviously, just what is it? Obviously? 56 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 3: Do you put button there at the end of the 57 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 3: podcast whenever they're done product? 58 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, but I haven't put product in ages 59 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: because I just wear a hat. 60 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but it looks like you've got I mean, 61 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: look all right, so you guys all right, have a 62 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: good haircut. 63 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 2: See, yeah, I don't hope not. I don't walk in 64 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 2: front of a trucker and. 65 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: Careful caf out there, be safe, be safe, dilly, get guys, 66 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: how are you? Yeah? Good? A breath of fresh year? 67 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 2: And yeah, so much. He's so much more pleasant to 68 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 2: look at it, because because I find it mas' his 69 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 2: eyes quite shifty. He shifts between up and down. It 70 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 2: can't look him in the eye. 71 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: Yeah so Dilli though, on the other hand, look at 72 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: that he look you in the eye looking he looks 73 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: fri of yourself. That's how he pushed and sold all 74 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: that turn up mc goldie. Oh yeah right. He knows 75 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: how to look straight into your soul and how to 76 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: fifty five thousand dollars out of you? 77 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 2: Hey, dilly, was it you and the toilets at for 78 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 2: two thirty yeesterday afternoon? Brushing your teeth? No not me, 79 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 2: No, no no. 80 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 4: I was trying to think back if I've actually ever 81 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 4: done that before. I've had brushed my teeth at work, 82 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 4: but it's always been like first thing in the morning, right, 83 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 4: like if I'll go to the gym before work kind 84 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 4: of thing and then shower, then then I'll brush my. 85 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 2: Teeth because we have showers here obviously, so. 86 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 4: That's the only time I would never done the afternoon. 87 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 2: I started thinking wildly why the reasons why? I mean, 88 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 2: the most obvious one is a big pass up lunch 89 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 2: and a meeting afterwards. You're trying to get rid of 90 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 2: the smell. 91 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: But there workplace hookups. 92 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 2: Correct, Because I was in the toilet that's used as 93 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 2: the dogging toilet, the cottaging toilet, you know, the one 94 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 2: that that's the public one that we found a lot 95 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 2: of these mills, and. 96 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: The one that you destroy most days. 97 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, and the disabled is used for hookups, mainly gay 98 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: hook ups, which is totally fine. They can up whatever. 99 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 2: But I was thinking brushing the teeth was getting rid 100 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 2: of any sort of bodily fluid that may have ended 101 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: up in the mouth. So I started my mind started 102 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 2: going on. And then because I was admittedly a very 103 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 2: untimely ablution for me at too, I was having a dump. 104 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: That's not what do you mean? That's not untimedly for you. 105 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: It's all I have. I've known you for what thirty years? 106 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: Longer than thirty years, and in that time, there is 107 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: no set time for your dumps. I mean they come 108 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: at all times. 109 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying my hardest to try. And 110 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 2: it's a weird time of day. 111 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: I know so many a day though, like why why 112 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: are you going so many times? Have you been to 113 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 1: the doctor recently? Actually you have? Yeah, it wasn't. 114 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 2: Good story, share myself on too close. I fit it 115 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 2: down hospital after that, that's too no, So yeah, unusual 116 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 2: unusual like brushing tea at work. Sure, in the mornings, 117 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 2: I get it, DELI. If you're going to the gym, 118 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 2: maybe seven eight in the morning, but too thirty in 119 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 2: the afternoon, something vigorously brushing, And I could tell they 120 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 2: we're doing their tongue as well, because I. 121 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 1: Was like, oh, I was doing your tongue. Yeah, okay, 122 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: So it wasn't worth electric toothbushi. 123 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 2: No. 124 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: Years ago when we first started on The Hicky Breakfast 125 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: Show here with Laura mcgoldrich met me twenty fourteen. At 126 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 1: that time, my now twelve year old was two, just 127 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: a little less than two, and he would wake up 128 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: dangerously early. He was a really annoyingly punishing sleeper, and 129 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: so I was leaving early in the morning, and Toolsey 130 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: was like, every time if i'd leave, you just hear 131 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: the door like clack, and he'd wake up straight away 132 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: at five and then tells he be like, oh God, 133 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: I've got this punishing a little kid from five is awake, 134 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: So could you please just sleep until six thirty or 135 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: six forty five, No, five o'clock awake, ready to go ty. 136 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: He should have been sleeping more. So she was like 137 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: teld he was like, stop cleaning. I wasn't allowed to 138 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: have a shower anymore in the morning. She banned me 139 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: from having showers before I left to go to work 140 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: because it would wake him up, or cleaning my teeth 141 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: or doing anything basically other than creeping out of the 142 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: house every morning. So I'd have to use the back 143 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: door to try and not make any noise. And so 144 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: I started cleaning my teeth at work in the morning 145 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: because I can't face the day without clean teeth. And 146 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: I'd do it in the in the kitchen sink, and 147 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: it caused a lot of problems. Yeah, I can imagine 148 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 1: Laura matt ended up having a word to me about it. 149 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: But I was like, here's my thinking around us again, 150 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: because I understand I stopped immediately when they told me 151 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: this is disgusting. Can you stop doing this? I'm like, yeah, sure, 152 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: But I thought to myself, they said, you know, you're 153 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: spitting in the sink. I would spit in the sink 154 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,160 Speaker 1: and I would clean my teeth in the sink. But 155 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: then I'd give it a good solid yeah, i'd have 156 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: I ran it with hot water. By the time I 157 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: finished my thing. I've got some pretty hot water going 158 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: on there, and I gave it a good clean. I 159 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 1: didn't like leave my shit lying in the sink. I 160 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: cleaned it. I cleaned it afterwards. So what's really the 161 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: difference between brushing your teeth and using the sink and 162 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: putting your glass and cleaning out your glass, which have 163 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: also been using in the or cleaning out your old 164 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 1: food scraps in the sink. What's the difference. 165 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 2: I think it's more the act of the kind of 166 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 2: a spitting thing at the side of it. I think 167 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 2: that's probably even though it's not really bodily fluis. It's 168 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 2: just the paste to mixed with your salie. 169 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: It's just the idea of it. Maybe discuss other people, 170 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: But actually, if you really got down to the nitty 171 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: gritty of it, by the time I'd finished doing my 172 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: ablutions in that sink and cleaned the sink, I think 173 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: the sink was an exactly the same condition, maybe better 174 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: condition than when I actually started doing the allutions. 175 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 2: I find it quite ironic that Matt Heath pulled you 176 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 2: up that that was discussing, because often I've seen Matt 177 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 2: Heath early in the mornings and half of his face 178 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 2: is covered in a white powder around his mouth. And 179 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 2: I asked him one day, I was like, how can 180 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 2: you get toothpaste all over your face? Like what are 181 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 2: you doing? And he goes, I'm just brushing my teeth. 182 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 2: And then I got roomed with him on acc tour 183 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 2: and I saw him brushing his teeth. He's got an 184 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 2: electric toothbrush, and he brushes his teeth with his mouth open, 185 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 2: so it goes just like it's like someone with a grinder, 186 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 2: you know, like a grinder and they've got the water 187 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 2: on it and all the bits are flying everywhere. Yeah, 188 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 2: He's like that, it's going over the mirror, all over 189 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 2: the sink, and all over his face. And I'm like, 190 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 2: this is why it's going over your face. You're brushing 191 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 2: with your mouth open. Yeah. 192 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: He does a lot of things badly with his mouth open. Yeah, 193 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: he does. He does do a lot of things with him. 194 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: He sleeps with his mouth open. And because he's got 195 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,679 Speaker 1: such a huge tongue, his tongue comes. 196 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 2: He has to brush his teeth of his mouth because 197 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 2: of his his tongue is so massive. 198 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: It's not just long. 199 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 2: It's why it's a big tongue. 200 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: It's huge. 201 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 2: It's like not kiss long, you know what I mean. 202 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 2: It's not Jeane Simmons, but it's just a mass. It's 203 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,200 Speaker 2: a massive muscle and it just goes when he flops 204 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 2: it out every down and then you're like, Jesus, have 205 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 2: you ever. 206 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: Seen one of those seacumbers? But you see sometimes if 207 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: you go snorkling in the tropics. You know that down 208 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: they're like a bag, so it's like a sea slug. 209 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 2: You pick it up and you put it like pretenants 210 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 2: you're WILLI, and you squeeze it and. 211 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: Exactly what you do that that is what his tongue 212 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,599 Speaker 1: is like I want to say it. 213 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 2: It's like we're all thinking of the same. 214 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: Jump totally what you do with that that is his 215 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: That is the same size as his tongue. Imagine living 216 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: with that horrific disability. You know, we we all. 217 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 2: Most of it though, isn't he's a good go of it. 218 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: Amazing? He's broadcasting with that tongue. It's like a it's 219 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: like playing cricket with one arm. Seeds to do the 220 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,080 Speaker 1: same thing. It's like playing international cricket with one arm. 221 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: Is like broadcasting with that tongue. 222 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he's done it remarkably well then, isn't he. 223 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? 224 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,960 Speaker 2: And to get as far as he has. 225 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: Should we take a break and come back in a 226 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 1: moment and we're back. 227 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, they've updated the artwork in the studio. Now it's 228 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 2: just you look, you look a bit lonely there, You 229 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 2: look look look actually a bit sad. 230 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: I know, well, I looked sad in that marketing photo 231 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: anyway shared it before. 232 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 2: Wrong with your shoulders? You look like plaidst and small? 233 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 2: What's wrong with your shoulders? 234 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: Well? Look, what's what's you look like? 235 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 2: Matt Watson? 236 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 1: I look like I have aids. Wow in that photo. 237 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: It's a terrible photo. 238 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,200 Speaker 2: That is what's wrong with they've given it. It's hard 239 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 2: to explain. It looks like they photoshopped your head onto 240 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 2: the body of Matt Watson, but they haven't. 241 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 1: It's because it's a it's a fishy irelens. It's taken 242 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,560 Speaker 1: with trying to be like the beast boys of Communication cover. 243 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 2: I suspect they could surround you by friends. So those 244 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 2: of you who listen to the podcast, there's a big 245 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 2: screen in the studio. It did have the Met and 246 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 2: Jerry Show with a cross through Matt's face yep, which 247 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 2: was confusing for you because I still see the Matt 248 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 2: and Jerry Show and now they've replaced it with Jeremy 249 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 2: Wells and friends. Yeah, but you're on your own. I 250 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 2: know you've got no friends. 251 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 1: I know it's humiliating, but you should have seen the 252 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: one before. So I like to not make comment on 253 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 1: the sort of thing because slipper slopes. Ultimately, it doesn't matter, 254 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,199 Speaker 1: you don't, but I don't care. And when I look 255 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: at that image there at the radio Hardecke promotion at 256 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: the moment Jeremy Wells and friends, I just I'm filled 257 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: with sadness. I'm filled with sadness for myself, but I 258 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,679 Speaker 1: choose to block that out, like a lot of things 259 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,800 Speaker 1: in my life. Sorry for breaking it up there, That's okay. 260 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mind talking about it because 261 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: I can remove myself from the realities of it. 262 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you noticed, but off the back 263 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 4: of your comment about it does look quite depressive. We 264 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 4: actually because it's on a timer, it's on a schedule. 265 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 4: We had it switched off for your. 266 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,080 Speaker 1: Show this morning. 267 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 4: It wasn't on, but obviously we forgot to switch off 268 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 4: for the podcast, so it's pop back up again. 269 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's okay, July. As I said, I I 270 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: take no offense and I don't Ultimately, I don't care. 271 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: But before it's said, Jerry, you should have seen the 272 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: one before, so the original one that came out. I 273 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: don't know who made this, so I don't want to 274 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,679 Speaker 1: I don't want to share on someone's work. You know, 275 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: someone else obviously put some work into doing this and that. 276 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 2: Work. 277 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: No, but I'm grateful for any work that anyone wants 278 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 1: to do anything, you know, because I can't. I can't 279 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: be fuck doing it. So but before it said Jeremy 280 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,840 Speaker 1: Wells and friends. That was way smaller, and there was 281 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: a giant gap where the friends would be and there 282 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: was no one. And at least they made the name bigger, 283 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: and they've actually changed it. This is the second version 284 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 1: of it. 285 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,439 Speaker 2: They can at least put a little like a little 286 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 2: mania's head or my head. 287 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,840 Speaker 1: Just even if you had the silhouettes of people with 288 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 1: Christian marks over it, yeah, you know, it would be something. 289 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 1: But this is just this is not That is Jeremy Wells. 290 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: That is not. I don't want to feel myself in 291 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,320 Speaker 1: the third person. But when I look at that, it's 292 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: not I don't see myself. I see something completely different. 293 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: But that is that is just me there without anything 294 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 1: else around, like that is sad. You feel sorry for 295 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: me there, don't you. 296 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 2: I do. 297 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,839 Speaker 1: I feel sorry for me. I do. That's what I mean. 298 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,080 Speaker 2: That's what I mean. You don't look overly happy. 299 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,319 Speaker 1: No, I don't, and can we do that. I think 300 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: we need to change that. 301 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we do. 302 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: Should I say something? Or is that really annoying? Can 303 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 1: someone else say something? 304 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 2: On my behind? I think a deli can be your messenger. 305 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,439 Speaker 2: Maybe can you say, look, it's making me unhappy? 306 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: It is actually in charge of but fair, it's just 307 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 1: can we get another photo? Yeah? Actually, why don't they 308 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 1: just not do it? Just don't put it up like, 309 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: don't don't even bother with it. 310 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 4: I did upload a photo of it to the conclave 311 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,440 Speaker 4: the other day for all those wondering what it does 312 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 4: look like. Yeah, Jumie Wells and Friends with the notably 313 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 4: absent friends. 314 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot for uploading that Deli. I really appreciate it. 315 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 2: What are you up to this weekend? 316 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: This weekend going to Auckland FC on Saturday night? 317 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 2: Yes, yep, me too, but very different experiences. I'm going 318 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 2: to the port to let fleers off and you're in 319 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,319 Speaker 2: the lounge with Christph Luxen. 320 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: No, I'm with excuse me, I'm with the people. Your people, 321 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 1: well people, I'm in the south stand. I'm with the people. Yeah, 322 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: I was south stand. 323 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way the porters, that's where the supporters. 324 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: You're going to be okay with Dilly. Yeah, I'll be fine. 325 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah? You're not going with Gelain, are you? Yeah? 326 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 2: You got to be there early though. You're going to 327 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 2: be there like three o'clock at Lily World. 328 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah. Are you Are you sure you want to 329 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 1: go to Julane? Have you been to a sports event 330 00:13:59,559 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: with Julane? 331 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 4: I've been to many esports move gent. 332 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 2: I've been given carte blanche from Nick Becker. See he goes, 333 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 2: I don't. He said, let's be clear. If you do 334 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,320 Speaker 2: anything illegal, I'm going to say, I don't know you 335 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 2: at all, but if you bring some noise, then that's fine, 336 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 2: but remember break the law. I don't know. I don't 337 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 2: know you. I haven't talked to you, haven't text you, 338 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 2: I've never met with you. I'm like, yeah, seems fair. 339 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: You have been given carte blanche. You've been giving cart 340 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: I've known Nick Becker for as long as I've known you, 341 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 1: actually longer, and he's insane. I need to give him 342 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: a text. He should not be giving you cut blanche. 343 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 2: There is a reason on the back of your ticket 344 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 2: or on the terms and conditions of your ticket. Megaphones 345 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 2: and amplification devices are banned. That was never on the 346 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 2: tickets before until Paul Ford and I took a megaphone 347 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 2: to a Test match and absolutely ruined Michael Slater's life 348 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 2: for eight hours at the base in reserve. We've got 349 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 2: a trespass order. Trespassed us from the base in reserve, 350 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 2: took the megaphone off us, and then and then they 351 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 2: I can never forget. The next day there was the 352 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 2: prohibited items like chili beans, all the usual boring shit, 353 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 2: and then they'd got a handwritten with a piece of 354 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 2: duct tape. Megaphones were doing, we were doing commentary, We 355 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 2: were commentating the game. This was early acc would. 356 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: Have been so annoying for all the other people who 357 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: were there. 358 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 2: They loved it. 359 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure they loved it. They all loved it. 360 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 2: There was a rain delay and we commentated seagulls for 361 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 2: about forty five minutes. 362 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,200 Speaker 1: I loved it. People absolutely, I love your I love 363 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 1: your taking it. No, people loved it. They were telling 364 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: us that they loved the fucking loved it. Yeah, there 365 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 1: were there's about thirty percent less tickets sold the next day, 366 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: but people just loved it. 367 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 2: I also we tested the limits at the base in Reserve, 368 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 2: on mobility scooters because when I was working at Zidiy 369 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 2: and we did the mobility Scooter five hundred where I 370 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 2: bought ten mobility scooters and we every city we set 371 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 2: up a course and you could raise the mobility scooters. 372 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 2: Need to dress as an old person, like a nightgown 373 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 2: and a work and everything, glasses and it was just 374 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 2: a fucking stupid fun. But I had all these mobility 375 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 2: scooters in Wellington at our flat. So I said to four, 376 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 2: should we go down to the basement to the test 377 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 2: match and a mobility scooter? Oh yeah. I had to 378 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 2: let us in, don't they Because we're we're a disability 379 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 2: mobility scooter. 380 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: The have to. 381 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 2: So we go in and we're like driving along and 382 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 2: they stop us because you can't bring those in with 383 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 2: but not goes you're clearly not disabled, and then Paul 384 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 2: goes he looked over at me and I just crumpled 385 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 2: into my seat. I started making noises and the guy goes, don't, don't, don't, 386 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 2: and I made a massive scene and he goes, Okay, 387 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 2: get inside, don't make any trouble, And so we drove 388 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 2: it and then we just did laps of the ground 389 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 2: and our mobility and then we did four laps but 390 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 2: I don't then they kicked us out. 391 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: Oh it's the perfect ground, the base reserve for mobility. 392 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 2: Doing laps and we're just going pass away into the 393 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: crowd just laughs and mobility scared. Fuck we were annoying. 394 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 2: Yeah you. 395 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 1: Nick Meeker, CEO of Auckland says, giving you carte blanche 396 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: to be really annoying. 397 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 2: No, not annoying, just you know, just not passionate, passionate. 398 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 2: It's going to be good because I think they're encouraging 399 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 2: the port he and Independent Supporters group. They've got this 400 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 2: big air horn that goes off at four o'clock and 401 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 2: we do the march from Lily World down to the seats, 402 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,719 Speaker 2: so everyone gets there at once, so all you know, 403 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 2: two or three thousand at once in the stand singing 404 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 2: for thirty minutes before kickoff. It's going to be epic. 405 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: What are you singing? Do we get to make the 406 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: chance on the. 407 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,119 Speaker 2: Day song sheets that have gone out they're going to 408 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 2: hand out there. 409 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,160 Speaker 1: Called them to hire an umpi band because I thought 410 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,440 Speaker 1: when we were in the beer fest, I thought the 411 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 1: umpire band was one of the best things ever. 412 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 2: I'm proting im posting. 413 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 1: Might seem a bit Nazi rally at a New Zealand 414 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: sports event. 415 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 2: We'll tell you what. We've really owned the mun away. 416 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 2: We've we've you know, we've owned Hitler's salute and turned 417 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 2: it into the runaway. We have taken that off him. 418 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 2: So maybe if we can, maybe we take back Charlie 419 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 2: Chaplin's mustache and the Muna wave and we're set. 420 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 1: If it's a it's Auckland f C supporters group that 421 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: we're Hitler mustache is. 422 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,199 Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no. Charlie Chaplin, Charlie, 423 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,199 Speaker 2: Charlie Chaplin got his mustache taken by Hitler. Okay that 424 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 2: this is one of the big injustices that it's now 425 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,120 Speaker 2: known as has when it was really Charlie's. 426 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 1: But you know that, you know they've got the in 427 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 1: Sri Lankan cricket, they've got the they have the horn 428 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: section and the Yeah you know it sounds good. 429 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, it gives it brings a vis it definitely brings 430 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:54,360 Speaker 2: a vis It's better than playing a vict like full 431 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 2: volume punishing thing like that. 432 00:18:56,359 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. I reckon, I reckon trumpets like. 433 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 2: A big band on bones. Yeah, and that's why that's 434 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,959 Speaker 2: that's why the Bamiami trumpeter works. You know, it's it's 435 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 2: a lone trumpeter. He'll play a bit of a tune 436 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,919 Speaker 2: and then everyone sings along. It's not overbearing, it's not 437 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 2: forced fun and you know it's get some humor to 438 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,920 Speaker 2: it as well. We know when England and getting hammered, 439 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 2: they played the last post and they all stand up, 440 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,479 Speaker 2: take their hats off. You know. 441 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's something in that. Yeah, something in 442 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,639 Speaker 1: the Auckland seat on par band have passed off? 443 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,399 Speaker 2: Do you reckon all the Phoenix fans are getting with 444 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 2: all this attention that they're getting, they must be like. 445 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,199 Speaker 1: They must be seething. Well, yeah, let's hope that the 446 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: Phoenix don't do as well as they did last year. Well, 447 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: they did very well last year, isn't they. 448 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 2: There's a derby and I think two or three weeks time, 449 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,440 Speaker 2: two weeks time in Wellington, the first of the derby's 450 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 2: in Wellington, and then I think three weeks after that 451 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 2: it's back in Auckland for another derby, all before Christmas. 452 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 2: So that's going to be good because I want this, 453 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 2: I want this to be a proper, proper rivalry back 454 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 2: back like in the early nineties Auckland Why Keado rem 455 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,119 Speaker 2: shield challenges where you know they had to separate the fans. 456 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 2: You know what I mean that kind of that's what 457 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,439 Speaker 2: I want. I want to see all that. 458 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 1: I want to Oh yeah, yeah, Well, I'm quite excited 459 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: about the fact that there's a new franchise coming out 460 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: that's that hasn't got its own culture yet, so it's 461 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: starting from scratch. As you said, you've got Carte Blanche, 462 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 1: which is concerning I've got some skin in the game. 463 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,959 Speaker 1: I've got my skinners that I know the CEO, I 464 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: know the guy who's running the promotions part of it 465 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 1: Carte Blanche, and I know the guy who's doing some 466 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: on field halftime entertainments. 467 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,200 Speaker 2: He's getting That's why he's getting a sweet new fade. 468 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 1: Rehearsals today. 469 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think he's gonna wear? 470 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 2: He's going to wear something fucking stupid. No, No, he 471 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 2: wear the utanat Jersey. But will he wear those stupid 472 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 2: Beggie jeans? You know? 473 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 1: Reckon? He should wear super short shorts like Ossie Rules shorts. 474 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 2: Yes, he should turn into it. He should turn into 475 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,640 Speaker 2: a characterature Yeah, and. 476 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: A hard hat because the other day when he was 477 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: doing the video that we did the Double Team. Yeah, 478 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,680 Speaker 1: the Double Team where those guys were trying to save 479 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,120 Speaker 1: GOLs and it turns out quite a hard thing to do. Man. 480 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: They kick it hard, Like, yeah, it's much harder than 481 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 1: you think. So Mashi was doing a speech to cameras 482 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 1: and a hard hat. I was like, actually, that's quite 483 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 1: a good luck with the Auckland f C jersey and 484 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 1: particularly some short shorts. 485 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 2: And also when people start throwing shit at him, which 486 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 2: always happens to the MC if he gets close to 487 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 2: the they will start throwing stuff at him. If he's 488 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,199 Speaker 2: got a hard hat, yeah you take it, or. 489 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 1: A second road, just something. He's got to have some. 490 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,880 Speaker 2: Kind of Yeah, he's got to have something. So he's 491 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,280 Speaker 2: got to be something that and they'll see him aga 492 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,639 Speaker 2: he's Mashi, hard haired with the small shorts. 493 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,399 Speaker 1: Are they knights? 494 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,880 Speaker 2: That's their the Knights is their kind of nickname. Auckland 495 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 2: f C. It's not done as the as the Knights 496 00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,359 Speaker 2: at all, but I think that's the idea. 497 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because there's those those things that you know, 498 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: people in Middle and the Middle Ages used to be 499 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 1: with the helmets with the nose thing that came down. Yeah. 500 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 2: They were quite protective of the nose. 501 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 1: Weren't they. 502 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were, and then it's kind of like a 503 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 2: steel bucket but weather. 504 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. Did anyone I wonder in the Middle Ages ever, Oh, 505 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: I mean, of course they did, ever get saved by 506 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,119 Speaker 1: their helmets and an arrow to the nose like that 507 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,640 Speaker 1: went down and went into the nose and then slipped off. 508 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: I would have thought it would go into the nose, 509 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,560 Speaker 1: slipped to the side and go into your face. 510 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe you should put a buck of the sword, 511 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 2: a sword to the sword, just to stop it. 512 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: Oh, God, clean shot to the any any part of 513 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 1: a sword to the the eye. Those battles look like 514 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,879 Speaker 1: a bad time. I was confusing with the battles. What 515 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: confused me is how you knew who was on what side? Yes, 516 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 1: because it got messy there oftentimes in the mud. 517 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. I watched Napoleon and I saw that as well. 518 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 2: Everyone's swinging swords. There must have been a lot of 519 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 2: friendly fire. I think the thing you swinging and whoever's 520 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,919 Speaker 2: in front of you is did meet. 521 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 1: Well often if you were in a fight with someone 522 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: with a sword, battle one on one, what's just surely 523 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,399 Speaker 1: at that point you're vulnerable to someone just coming up 524 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,879 Speaker 1: and smacking you in the back, in the back, stabbing you. 525 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't good time. 526 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 1: Did you not? Was that not done? Did you not 527 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,640 Speaker 1: stare people on the back. 528 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 2: I don't think there was any rules around that. 529 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: They had cauite a lot of rules around what because 530 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,919 Speaker 1: the weird part about those battles is that they were 531 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 1: all organized like you would all turn up your eyes, 532 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: go forward and do your thing, and then after the 533 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 1: battles over, that was up. You didn't things didn't happen afterwards. 534 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: So you won battles and territory based on a day 535 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: of fighting. It only ever lasted for a short period 536 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: of time. 537 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,400 Speaker 2: The first weird the first team to turn around and run, 538 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah? 539 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 1: It was with surrender in the end, with just depending 540 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 1: on if you knew that you're just getting smoked. You 541 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 1: needed to keep you keep your people so you if 542 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: you were getting completely destroyed. You couldn't just keep going 543 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,920 Speaker 1: until every single person was decimated. That wasn't That wasn't 544 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: the way forward because you still had to have an 545 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,119 Speaker 1: army afterwards, build an army. 546 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 2: So we suggesting mash goes in a full night of 547 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 2: the realm armored suit. 548 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's getting a bit crusadery. 549 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true, very true. 550 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,400 Speaker 4: We did ask if there was a mascot on the way, 551 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,119 Speaker 4: and they said there is something in the works. I 552 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,640 Speaker 4: don't think it's going to be the day one though. 553 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,479 Speaker 2: I've heard about though, a T shirt cannon that they 554 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,160 Speaker 2: got made in the States, which is more of a tank. 555 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 2: It's requires, it's got like tank wheels. That's not one 556 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 2: of those lame as the lame ones. Yeah, this one 557 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,399 Speaker 2: is like a it's full. It's like a little tank 558 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,359 Speaker 2: with a cannon on the front. 559 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,920 Speaker 1: Foll Okay, So. 560 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 2: Look out for that, look out for the the juiced 561 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 2: up T shirt. 562 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,200 Speaker 1: Literally cannon dangerous in the hands of the wrong person. 563 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: I met Heath when he smashed turmbat in the face, 564 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: in the neck and the neck. That was terrible. From 565 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,360 Speaker 1: close range, that would could. 566 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,639 Speaker 2: Have killed him in the throat a little bit closer, 567 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 2: had n't just the least. 568 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: Bug After that he was bugger all right, Well that's us. 569 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 1: So yeah, what are you doing? You're going to that? 570 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: Obviously you've got the cap blanche. 571 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 2: I've got the cap blonche. On the Saturday afternoon Sunday, 572 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 2: I'm running a beer pong competition at the Norsell Rugby Club, 573 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 2: so that should be interesting. Hence, well the beer pong 574 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 2: tables are missing and half the beers from the A SEC. 575 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: Studio I wanted it. 576 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so that's who they are. So that's my 577 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 2: weekend playing bit of golf tonight with So I've clocked 578 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 2: fatherhood by the way, and I've told you this, but Dali, 579 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 2: if you're ever thinking of having kids and you've got 580 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 2: people kids that are into golf, my two boys, I 581 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 2: can't play with them together because they abuse each other 582 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 2: too much and it's not a place to abuse, you know. 583 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 2: The golf courses are not a place to be negative. 584 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 2: When someone dufts a shot, you can't go. I like that. 585 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 2: Well that's what happens with my two boys, just backing 586 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 2: into each other that you suck, you know, ship part, 587 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff. So like, right, you guys 588 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 2: can't play together. So I've now got this live hack 589 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,679 Speaker 2: where I play nine holes with the seven year old 590 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 2: on a Friday night, I play nine holes with the 591 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,680 Speaker 2: twelve year old on Sunday night. Okay, so I get 592 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 2: eighteen holes in each weekend under the guys have been 593 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 2: a good parent. I think I think I clopped it. 594 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: That's smart. 595 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's guess that's what I'm doing. 596 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that one. 597 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: Down like that. Okay, okay, right, thanks Jillie, no thanks, 598 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:10,639 Speaker 1: no worries.