1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: The ZM podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of pod 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards. Welcome 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: to a little bit of pod Now. At the weekend, 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: I managed to get into one of our beautiful national parks, 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: Beautiful for sunrise hike. 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 2: You sign a video. It looked windy. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 1: Minus the sunrise. There was no I could see some 8 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: pink clouds in the distance, but no sun just a 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: windy could But that's why it was. It was a 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: nice hike anyway. Yeah, and so I did this hike. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: It's in New Plymouth and on Mount Tabermacy. The Purlcay 12 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: rangers which are in front of the mountain said, you 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: know that iconic photo where is a lake and on 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 1: a still day it reflects the mountain perfectly. You get 15 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: an amazing photo. It's beautiful and it's Yeah, it was 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: in lonely planet, like what fifteen or teen years ago, 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: and it's since then has boomed. Really nut's always sold out. 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 2: How coincidental? 19 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 3: I just got served up a Facebook post by NASA Earth. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 3: I don't follow this page, but it's it's it's. 21 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: Almost a perfect circle. 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 3: With farm land when they're made farming up to the 23 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 3: National Park. They stopped, didn't They tried to circle. 24 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: It, make a nice circle. 25 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 2: It does look like a beautiful peak. 26 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect little titty. Please don't hand of God. I 27 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: love them. No lie, no word of a lie, no 28 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: word of I wouldn't lie to you guys. And on 29 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: the Bible and on a I. 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 2: Love the good ain't even now even my own. Sometimes 31 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 2: I'm like, what fabulous, Yeah, funny thing. 32 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: I know you've got bloody surfboard. 33 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 2: You gotta get yourself a nice man. 34 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: I was on top of this, on top of this range. 35 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: I was because I was in my all my hiking 36 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: winter gets I was. I sat behind a rock, sheltering 37 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: from the when the southernly cold, southerly wind brisk, and 38 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'll just have a coffee because 39 00:01:55,040 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: I had my little thermos of course, not my copta you. Yeah, 40 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: I made coffee in the morning before I went up. 41 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 2: There's a little cart up there, gorgeously. 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: A lady in one of those trailers. Yeah. Yeah, had 43 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: a little gas guy and you boiled everything. No, So 44 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I just have a convey I'll wait 45 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: because you know it can clear in a second and 46 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: so I was like, I'll give it ten fifteen minutes 47 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: and then I haven't coffee. I was like, okay, there 48 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: were other people around, yeah, right right, but I went 49 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: by myself and so I was like, well, look it's 50 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: not clearing. It's waste of time. So I'll go down 51 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: to the Heart, are warm up, and then I'll get 52 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: back to the car park. Went into the Heart and 53 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 1: there's a there's someone. There's tint in there. Someone sit 54 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: up a tint in the heart? 55 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,239 Speaker 2: Aren't they bids? 56 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? But I'm assuming what happened is that the Heart 57 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: was booked out because it was full and a lot 58 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: of a big group had left rum and. 59 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 2: So they just pitched a tart. 60 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: I'm guessing they were going to be sleeping on the 61 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: right because a lot of people pitch a tint. Screw that, 62 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 1: and you know you under your eyes and you've got 63 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: a mountain your eyes stuff because you got a mirror. 64 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 2: You're thinking of stars in your tonight. 65 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: Matthew set up a side of hap dressed as Alton John, 66 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: dressed just like them, But I'm imagining that they were like, well, 67 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: screw this, it's too Wendy, we're getting blown away. Let's 68 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: go to the heart, but instead of just sleeping on 69 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,119 Speaker 1: the floor of the heart, which they did, they set 70 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: up their tent inside the heart for a little extra privacy, 71 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: wasn't it. Because so this guy had got up, this 72 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: British guy, and I just assumed the tent was drying 73 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: because it was weird. And then so we're talking to 74 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: this British guy and it's like six o'clock in the morning, 75 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: like it's quite early, yeah, And I'm just having a 76 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: normal loud conversation and then I hear from this tent 77 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: somebody somebody, somebody cleans their throat and I'm like, there's 78 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: someone fucking sleeping in there. 79 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 2: What a weird thing to do. How did they patch it? 80 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 2: How did they to cure the thing down? 81 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: No? One of those because they have the poles, I don't. 82 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: I just guess that they didn't tie them. Yeah, yeah, 83 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing to sleep on 84 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: the floor? Yeah, like on a match. 85 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 2: Tresp sleping bag? 86 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: Weird? 87 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 3: Weird? 88 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,720 Speaker 2: Did they come out? 89 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: Do you think it was a masturbation shield? Yeah. 90 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 2: People go to extreme lengths to ensure. 91 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 3: That no one's going to see them because they might 92 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 3: be quiet yet vigorous masturbated. Yeah, they're doing that, and 93 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 3: the heart hard to hide it. 94 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: I mean, just wait until you get back down to 95 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: the car park and get home when the when the 96 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: moment strikes and a cold damp dock hud patch your 97 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: tin so you can. 98 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 2: Pitch your tin, so you can pitch a tin. 99 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the irony here is there was 100 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,039 Speaker 3: a tent pitched inside a cabin, but really on the 101 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 3: next level there was a tent pitched inside to pitch 102 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 3: tent inside of a cabin. 103 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, wow, And. 104 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 2: So that's why he cleared his throat, being like, hey, 105 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 2: I'm trying. 106 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: I think it was a feminine cough. Yeah, so it 107 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: could have been two people inside. 108 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 2: Having a humpty dump on the side spoon sish. So bizarre, 109 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 2: really weird weird move. 110 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: Weird move.