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Speaker 1: As Ruga as a tail ender on strike.

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Speaker 2: This is the alternative commentary collective. Oh thanks to the

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Speaker 2: great New Zealanders at max Raft.

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Speaker 3: I had an absolute debarkle where I I got a

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Speaker 3: nap that was cheer yoga app, but doing for doing

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Speaker 3: yoga and a cheer right, there's no shit you need

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Speaker 4: It was an app, And so I went.

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Speaker 3: I was sart fifteen bucks a month and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's okay, that's that's good.

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Speaker 1: Did they send you the chair or you why?

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Speaker 3: No, you can just use your own cheer. This is

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Speaker 3: defended by Latham anyway. So I was doing that for

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Speaker 3: three or four months. I did it twice, say yeah

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Speaker 3: looking good, Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it's nothing to do

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Speaker 3: with the yoga app though, And so I've been doing

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Speaker 3: it for three or four months and then my wife

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Speaker 3: said to me, what the hell is this?

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Speaker 4: Eighty bucks a month for a yoga app? And I

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Speaker 4: was like what?

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Speaker 3: And so I've been paying eighty bucks a month for

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Speaker 3: a cheer yoga app.

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Speaker 4: That I didn't even use.

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Speaker 1: For someone to tell you what a chair. It was ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: As Atkinson comes in again full and dug out by

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Speaker 3: lath And they'll get another couple here as it beats

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Speaker 4: At mid ONN So are the runs flowing at the moment.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why, Jas, but I just feel like

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Speaker 5: you're the kind of guy who would sign up for

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Speaker 5: a lot of apps and probably get lurid into that

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Speaker 5: idea that you get the first month free, but then

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Speaker 5: you give them your credit card and then after the

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Speaker 5: first month they charge you.

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Speaker 1: But you would have forgotten that you've.

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Speaker 5: Given them the credit card, and you don't know how

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Speaker 5: to unsubscribe. You don't know how to unsubscribe, so you

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Speaker 5: just sign up for everything because you think it's free,

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Speaker 5: but then it ends up costing you.

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Speaker 4: Well, am I right?

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Speaker 1: Probably paying two thousand dollars a month on apps? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I probably am I. This says driven beautifully by length

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Speaker 3: and but straight to the man at CAPA, I didn't

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Speaker 3: have a on You know how you do that you

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Speaker 3: scan the QR codes, and I didn't have one on

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Speaker 1: So you download you bought one. I bought one online.

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Speaker 3: Online, a QR code scanner, and cost me one hundred

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Speaker 3: and eighty bucks. That was I know, It's just think

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Speaker 3: what I probably would have been a month and keys

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Speaker 3: he said to me, it costs you one hundred and

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Speaker 4: Jase, you've got one on your phone, you idiot.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I probably.

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Speaker 3: Spend about two and a half k on unwanted apps. Well,

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Speaker 3: you know, case in point, the meteor app. It's not

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Speaker 3: even a weather app. I mean it tells me where

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Speaker 1: And once you know it's in three and a half

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Speaker 4: With exactly it's going to be three and a half

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Speaker 1: You don't check it every week to see if it's

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Speaker 6: You know, I think exactly in a situation, Jase, you've

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Speaker 6: got to get rid of all your credit cards because

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Speaker 6: that means all your subscriptions will automatically stop, yes, and

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Speaker 6: then they'll email you straight away your email than minutes,

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Speaker 6: and then you can work out the ones that you

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Speaker 1: When you leave your credit card, it's great, wakes to Williamson.

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Speaker 4: Just outside of the off stump. He leaves alone.

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Speaker 1: There's no run and you see these apps. You had

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Speaker 1: no idea what they are. You know, Asian hearties, top couple.

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Speaker 1: You know it's ridiculous. You know where did they how

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Speaker 4: Is there an Asian Holly app?

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Speaker 1: Is it just an example?

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Speaker 3: Woke by Williamson just fall short of the man at

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Speaker 5: Wokes has really settled onto a good line and linked

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Speaker 3: It's still too short in my view, Jerry, Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: if I had Asian hotties as an app, my wife

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Speaker 3: would probably notice that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they knew notice that much.

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Speaker 4: Be like, why am I what's this?

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Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty bucks for Asian hotties on this,

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Speaker 1: Had a nap which is more of a sort of

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Speaker 1: explain it, and again I didn't like it. Came it's

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Speaker 3: Or you can set it so you're gonna you're gonna

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Speaker 3: have it in a avoidance setting or are coming together settings?

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Speaker 1: Exactly right, yes, once again.

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Speaker 3: Too short by Wokes and this is left alone outside

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Speaker 1: Can set it to dating or dating setting or crash

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Speaker 1: avoidances up to you.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you choose, we'll both Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, useful air piece, you say, can you share that

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Speaker 2: No third umpire, no rewinds, just raw dog commentary. This

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders. At Rasin.

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Speaker 7: Looks like he bawls the heavy foot.

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Speaker 8: He's already dug up a bit of a dividend there,

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Speaker 5: Here he comes bride and cast upon three slips. That's

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Speaker 5: a bit of delivery. It's full angle into middle and off.

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Speaker 1: It's been about four extras so far in this match.

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Speaker 1: If I'm just looking at my brain, are you looking

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Speaker 5: He sort of look at your brain and a way,

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Speaker 1: Great when you're steamed, because it's it's like watching it's

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Speaker 1: like going to a core Play concert.

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Speaker 5: It just cuts Williams forces him back when some jumps

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Speaker 5: He's taken them fourteen balls.

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Speaker 1: That's Lee. I know you're a big cold Play fan,

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Speaker 1: and you mentioned the concert twice I think when they

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Speaker 1: were here, and that's all the wristbands here. I know

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Speaker 1: you went as well with the kids. Imagine everybody that

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Speaker 1: leeducated all those things at one time. What a should

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Speaker 7: Could someone have hacked the system?

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Speaker 1: Talking about by the Israelis.

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Speaker 8: Or the or the Iranians for that matter, Mossad.

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Speaker 1: So what he's saying is everyone's probably not the right

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Speaker 1: format for that chat, but it's it's worth you know,

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Speaker 5: He's on thirty two, facing cars coming over the wicket

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Speaker 5: head Latham driving in a little bit of extra bounce,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm just weary of technology. I think I

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Speaker 1: think that's the thing. Just you know, how far is

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Speaker 1: it going to go? Anyone's locked in on these wristbands

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Speaker 1: that light up at the same time with the music.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to be controlled on that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm with you on that.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to be controlled by Elon Musk or

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Speaker 8: anyone else.

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Speaker 5: Was that who was controlling?

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Speaker 7: Was it? Think he controls everything?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: He was like in a DJ booth, this is short

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Speaker 5: So on thirty six Williamson's one New Zealand forty three

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Speaker 5: for one after team, I.

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Speaker 8: Mean, what's the worst you can do hacking into fifty

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Speaker 8: thousand people's electric wristbands?

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Speaker 7: What's the capability of those ristbands? Kill everybody?

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Speaker 1: And welcome to the starting there is.

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Speaker 8: I wonder who that was? That was someone on the

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Speaker 8: rival broadcast TV and Z. It's called a fanbassador. I

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Speaker 8: like that, Yes, yes, fanbassador.

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Speaker 1: Good lucking man.

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Speaker 8: Speaking of crowd technology that can be deployed to enhanced

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Speaker 8: viewing experience. Can can you get groundeers New Zealand grounds

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Speaker 7: Because that's something waiting to happen. Why don't we have

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Speaker 5: To have that with the ACC we had some terrible

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Speaker 8: With that and we were pioneers on the wrong side

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Speaker 5: Is Williamson facing Wikes. It's full and straight and played

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Speaker 1: No run, but yeah, it was that. I think the

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Speaker 1: grand is they were playing the match previous, you know,

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Speaker 1: they weren't we're actually playing last week's match. What's the

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Speaker 7: We just put our best foot forward.

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Speaker 8: We thought it was some of our best works, so

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Speaker 8: you didn't realize the audience really wanted live common.

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Speaker 1: Try get to for one and get this game and

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Speaker 1: last week's game.

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Speaker 7: I mean we're an in statement product.

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Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure the story of that features in the

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Speaker 8: a SEC Almanac.

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Speaker 7: Mounting Yeah out now. Of course they're all good bookstores.

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Speaker 5: Worke's boiling with four slips in a galley, comes into Williamson,

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Speaker 5: pad and there's no run. I think our first ever

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Speaker 5: broadcast with those years and the ground years, someone accidentally

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Speaker 5: they were getting possibly the rady in New Zealand broadcast

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Speaker 5: and I think Lee you were describing there was a

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Speaker 5: complaint made to the Broadcasting Standards Authority. You were describing

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Speaker 5: how you'd buried your dead cat in the Upfield park.

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Speaker 5: It's a true story, of course. But there's Wokes again,

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Speaker 5: and there's time. It's let go by Williamson. You pay

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Speaker 5: for your ground is. That's maybe not what you signed

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Speaker 1: I don't know we would call it bonus footage, bonus audio,

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Speaker 1: but hey, you know, ish their own.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you'd see people who were who were where in

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Speaker 5: You could tell that they'd accidentally purchased them and they

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Speaker 5: didn't purchase them because they were listening to us, and

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Speaker 5: you just watch their faces.

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Speaker 1: You were delivering lines. You see someone vomiting sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders Atrazine.

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Speaker 4: It's been done before, beautiful day Christ your fool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to be back in the day that

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Speaker 3: and it Tony. It portrays to the bowler when you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how good my batting is I'm coming out

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Speaker 2: Just bear knuckle broadcasting. This is the alternative Jerry collective.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thanks to the great New Zealanders at resume.

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Speaker 5: You know, there was a very strange situation when we

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Speaker 1: It's his mouth was full.

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Speaker 1: That really annoys me that you get these people that

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Speaker 1: That's no good to me.

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Speaker 1: Can't we pre record my bits? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Time later before a super rugby ficture. Perhaps we'll be

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Speaker 9: here seven o'clock on a Saturday night. She's about play

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing carlor stuff. Anyway, it's not going to change.

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Speaker 1: I can pre record that. Whack it in there.

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Speaker 9: We could blanket and voice.

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Speaker 5: Williamson forces him back, pushes it to cover point no

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Speaker 9: We could also preload into this button bar, maybe some

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Speaker 1: Totally pre record a whole lot of apologies in previous commentaries.

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Speaker 9: There must be a collection somewhere.

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Speaker 1: back to Youj's back to you, Jerry back to you,

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Speaker 1: Nearly I knew re member I was banned from the

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Speaker 1: Black Clash commentary. I believe I was field report off

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Speaker 9: Well, I often find that infuriating when the commentator this,

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Speaker 9: You assume how it is. You can hear it, you

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Speaker 9: can see it. You've been your crew game before. Yeah,

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00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 9: make it.

446
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: Up, old peace, no protection.

447
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: This is the Alternative commentary Collective, all thanks.

448
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 1: To the great New Zealanders at Max ra Per.

449
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 9: You ever fired off any photos of the downstairs sooner

450
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 9: and liha, No, thank you?

451
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: I not really?

452
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 5: No, not really is so that's an interesting answer.

453
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: There's room there. Yeah, can you hear member, Mike, because

454
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 1: it and are out. I can't. Yeah, not really Like

455
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,919
Speaker 1: back in my heyday when that might have been a

456
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: I'd have to go to one hour photo lab, get

457
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: them printed out, you know, and then post them to

458
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: the person that's it doesn't hold up in court.

459
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 9: So well, yeah, there's the person with the big black

460
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 9: hood over them, sort of bursting some phosphorus to flash it.

461
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: And sometimes those photos would come out out the window.

462
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: You know. You could see the photos coming out with

463
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,479
Speaker 1: the one alfho lab everybody else's photos.

464
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 9: Yeah, you can see them being developed. There were some

465
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 9: Sheldan waiting for their ball photos. They get a ball

466
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 9: photo of yours.

467
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: And then the chemist was a chemist somebody who go

468
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: do you want those enlarged sir? Okay?

469
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 5: Best following to Williams those full defensey on the pitch, I.

470
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: Met us half tiny, you're you're a bit of a.

471
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 10: I can'ts a.

472
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 9: You can say I'm often firing off.

473
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: It's very hard. I mean, I'm not saying I've tried,

474
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,479
Speaker 1: but it's very hard to get a good photo it.

475
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 9: I think she just use other people's no one needs

476
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 9: to know that it is indeed mine, just as long

477
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 9: as it If it's apeck, then it's that's our pit.

478
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: You just got to get the right color. Don't you

479
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 1: send it? You go online? I suppose you can download

480
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: a photo.

481
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 9: I have to find the colors a little bit off anyway,

482
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,479
Speaker 9: even on my own. There's something going on down there.

483
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 9: It's maybe a few shades up.

484
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 5: We're down this year again, bowling to Williamson, a little

485
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 5: bit wider and looked up using the breeze.

486
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: Defended by Williamson one for three.

487
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 9: Find if you go a few shades darky, you'll think

488
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 9: you'd a couple more centimeters as well.

489
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: So in the winter, if you got a tan on you,

490
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: it looks healthier, doesn't it.

491
00:23:54,840 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 9: Well, especially if it's not yours, it looks incredibly healthy.

492
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,479
Speaker 1: Defended the Williamson. I've just got a member to take

493
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 1: that stop photo kind of embossed.

494
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, the Giddy's image part off the side.

495
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 1: To take that off, pop that out.

496
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 9: It's a lot to pay for a Giddy sponsorship just

497
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 9: to send a picture for someone cover it out on photoshop.

498
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 9: But they can tell the watermark off the picture. They'll

499
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 9: get you in trouble.

500
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: From the shir But I remember you telling me this, Jerry.

501
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to be sending a deck peck,

502
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: you know you don't want to be. You know, it's

503
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: not something you want to do often. So make it count.

504
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: Send it to thirty forty people at once, you know

505
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 1: it kind of canvass them if you like.

506
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 9: I find doing it by email is very effective. So

507
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 9: you can actually put on the email address, you know,

508
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 9: put yourself in the sind column, but you.

509
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: Don't blame copy it. So you make sure you can

510
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: see everyone else, that god.

511
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 10: Everyone else.

512
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 9: You want to have maybe thirty forty people in the CC.

513
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 9: They can see friend's emails. They know that there's some competition.

514
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 9: Open the attachment.

515
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: A few of them are gonna go, oh yeah, yak yak,

516
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: and they might talk to each other about it, but

517
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: a lot of them will be as you say, I've

518
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: got competition here, and this guy has sent my deck

519
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: back to forty people on his friends list.

520
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a silly A lot to think about. Do

521
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 9: you leave your work email signature on the email? Sweet worker?

522
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: Suppose that's pretty harmless fun though, really, isn't it?

523
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 9: You know, silly can be.

524
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: He comes Outkinson.

525
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 5: Oh, this is nipped back off the sceam as Mitchell's

526
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 5: shoulders arms, but it was too high. Just a half

527
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 5: shout from the England team. One forty eight for three.

528
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 5: This one really noodled back. Actually has been a little

529
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 5: bit of c movement in the last week while so

530
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 5: pitch dries out a little bit bit of extra bounce

531
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 5: on the Haglely oval track.

532
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 9: Look to leave it struck him right on the legs.

533
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 5: Mitchell's three or eight William since fifty two from one

534
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 5: hundred and four deliveries, striking exactly fifty Zatkinson comes in again,

535
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 5: digging it in, sliding down the leg side just underneath

536
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 5: the armpit of Mitchell.

537
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: Proll be good hit.

538
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 9: And Atkinson's got a little bit of it looks like

539
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 9: zinc on the end of the Schneiers, but I only

540
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 9: needed the schneiz so it looks like he's maybe been

541
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 9: eating a donut or having a pint of guinness. Dipped

542
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 9: his nose in and carried on with his day.

543
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 5: One for three is Atkinson comes in again too, Matchell.

544
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 5: This is short which it goes back, just works the

545
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 5: behind square on the legs side for a single Yeah,

546
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 5: the whole Dick pic.

547
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: Thing Tony is interesting concept, doesn't it. I mean, very work.

548
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: When did that? When did that start?

549
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 9: I'd say it's as old as time. I'd say, when

550
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 9: you see that in Pompei, you see the penises carved

551
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 9: into the stone, I think that was probably someone sending

552
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 9: a dictic they were chiseling in their manhood and hope

553
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 9: that someone else might see it at some point. Yeah,

554
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 9: I say, for long of men have had venises, they've

555
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 9: probably have been sending pictures of them to ladies and

556
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 9: men for that matter.

557
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 5: So do something you don't see a lot of nowadays,

558
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 5: and that's flashing. No very popular in the nineteen seventies,

559
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 5: nineteen eighties. It's fallen by the wayside in recent years.

560
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 9: How did he get the coats?

561
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 7: I reckon it constant.

562
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 5: Again this short Williamson sways out of the way of it.

563
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, flashing is quite cool because it's very quick

564
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: kit and a lot of it's to your imagination. Where

565
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: is looking, Dick. Think the's something that's there for all

566
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: the time, downloaded and whatever.

567
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 9: I've been flashed. I've been victim of a flashing on

568
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 9: a train and going to tell you very disconcerting. It's

569
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 9: very it takes your singing to realize what's going on.

570
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 9: Just a young gentleman. He's actually wasn't young at all.

571
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 9: He was older fella down the other end, and he

572
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 9: was looking at me for a long period of time

573
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 9: and he's making ye contact with me, and I was

574
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 9: it's with a female companion at the time.

575
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: At consent.

576
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 5: This is short and Williamson gets out of the way

577
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: of it for nine to three.

578
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 9: And I was looking down and thinking, what is this guy?

579
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 9: He's looking at us at what does he want? And

580
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 9: as I was looking at and I sort of glanced

581
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 9: down and he just he has his piece out just

582
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 9: in hand, steering at us, grinning.

583
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: What was he wearing.

584
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 9: It's a very very very normal clothes, very typical. He

585
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 9: wasn't in the classic jump you know, the big old

586
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 9: flash head round, which is what I would have expected.

587
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 9: I looked down, Oh, there's the piece. He granted us

588
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,719
Speaker 9: to it, gave us a wencoln.

589
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: So how did he face it to you?

590
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 9: He just very casually exposed himself. He pulled his pans down,

591
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 9: don't know, just sit about the front over the top

592
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 9: of the pad.

593
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: Good on him.

594
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 5: A short and again Williamson sways out of the waiver

595
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 5: into the over. We must come back to this thirty

596
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 5: seven gone one, forty nine to three.

597
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: The commentary that makes even doc Balls sound good. This

598
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: is the alternative commentary collective.

599
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks to the great New Zealanders at max RA.

600
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: You were talking about nichols before, and which I suppose

601
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: is related to breasts. Yes, I met a you know,

602
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: an olden wine and she had press, Yes, with a punt.

603
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: Is it normally silicon? Silicon?

604
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 11: I think that's just yeah, I know what you're talking about.

605
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 10: Augmentation.

606
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: Yes, she's done is quite clever. She's put wine.

607
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 11: Casks in there, that's cast the ass short and ducked

608
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 11: under by Williamson. Okay, so do you refel, refill them

609
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 11: up and drain them.

610
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: She's got those taps literally on her nipples.

611
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 10: Oh right, the cast from the little plastic. And so

612
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 10: she's got a couple of goon sets.

613
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: In there, well literally and one side of shadona the

614
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: other is sad.

615
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 7: And so she's gone all white. She couldn't go white red.

616
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: Stand of night. She's got quite big hooters.

617
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 11: Cass short and pulled by Williamson, ou to mid wicket,

618
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 11: but there's a man back for the pool shop.

619
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 10: He thought, let's get a single.

620
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: By the end of the night. By the end of the

621
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: night not so big, well drewpy, but everyone's read out.

622
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 8: They're so drunk they don't notice that her breasts are

623
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 8: shrunk one and they're not size anymore.

624
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 10: But you can refill them pretty easily.

625
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 7: Case, how do you read them?

626
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not.

627
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 10: Cascassie Ayes too short, Mitchell Pulse. This one it's up

628
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 10: in the air. It's up in the air. Man underneath.

629
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: It takes a catch.

630
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: He looked at Pollard and he ended up flying down

631
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: to third man, Old Pete.

632
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: No prodiction.

633
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 2: This is the Alternative Commentary collective poll thanks.

634
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: To the great New Zealanders at Max Raw.

635
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 7: It's a nice castile chat.

636
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, that's going back.

637
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 11: That is when I was experimenting, well we were experimenting

638
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 11: with a girlfriend and you know, I decided to. There

639
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 11: was a little bit of pushback around changing lanes.

640
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:00,959
Speaker 1: Was it.

641
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I decided to. I was exploring myself in

642
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 11: the showers and comes quicks back just fiends as Williamson

643
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 11: and know it was back there, just cleaning things up

644
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 11: and I thought, you know, I find about to I

645
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 11: need to get the feeling of it, and so I

646
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 11: wept it, take of soap up.

647
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 7: Mass and it was a nice castile, was it?

648
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

649
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 10: Sharp hitches?

650
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: I mean you don't want to use a brand new one.

651
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: Why did you have sharp sharp edges?

652
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 11: Well, you know the nights the new Cake of Knights

653
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 11: castile is quite sharp.

654
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 10: I just got the corner of it up there.

655
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 11: You took it out of the back of eight Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,

656
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 11: I took it quos odd edged old just fall short

657
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 11: of root at first slip.

658
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 10: It was a genuine edge from Williamson.

659
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 11: Just didn't quite carry to Joe route.

660
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: But that had a rope on it that it was No, no, didn't.

661
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 10: It's quite dangerous.

662
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I'd be more comfortable if they had a rope on it.

663
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 10: Yes, So there's a lot of things that were going wrong.

664
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: With that's why it was invented.

665
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll tell you what that That is what we

666
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 8: love about Cain Williamson. Soap on the rope, the nice castille,

667
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 8: but the soft hands, soft enough that it dropped a

668
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 8: good foot before Joe root first slip, and thank God for.

669
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 10: That, and say soft hands of Kam Willimson. He's eighty

670
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 10: not out.

671
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 8: Well, maybe that's why his hands are so soft. Years

672
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 8: of Night's Casteele.

673
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, but that was that was a long long time ago.

674
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 10: I mean I was, I'm talking.

675
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any twenties. It doesn't make it correct,

676
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: you know.

677
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 11: No, it's just very conscious about, you know, making sure

678
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 11: if it did change lanes, that it was legal.

679
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 10: Any consensure. Then comes murder She works until Williamson. Williamson

680
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 10: back defends. It's a good ball, just back of a

681
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 10: length from murder. He murder she Wokes.

682
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 7: So you're calling a murder she Wokes.

683
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 8: That's our initial nickname for Chris Wokes. But Tony Larle

684
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 8: prefers the woke's mind virus to feel it's a bit

685
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 8: more twenty twenty four.

686
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 10: Right, Okay, how many people know murder she works?

687
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 7: It's nice. I like it. It's a nice pop culture reference.

688
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 10: What was the one? Was a bone was going for.

689
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 8: Angela Sainsbury tea bone's going for a woke's mind virus.

690
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 11: Well, that's another good delivery from Wolkes.

691
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 8: Angela Lansbury, Angela Lansbury or she was murdered?

692
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 7: She she wrote, Yes.

693
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 8: I'm not sure how many valousners would know would recognize

694
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 8: that name.

695
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 11: But she's bouncing all over the place. Don't we snap

696
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 11: on a rope?

697
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 7: Let's still make soap on a rope?

698
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, now are you?

699
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 7: Why is it on a road?

700
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 11: Exactly what Lisa is incomes Wokes and it's wide and

701
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 11: cut by Williamson down to the boundary for four. Too

702
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 11: much wet from Quokes and Williamson goes to eighty four

703
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 11: in New Zealand two hundred and seven for four. But

704
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 11: it's it's obvious, Lee Baker. Why it's got to break

705
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 11: on it as Lisa? So if you do lose it

706
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 11: up your backside, you can pull it back out again, right, Yeah,

707
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 11: what do you think it's.

708
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: Why do you think a whold of fruit and veges

709
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: has got to rope on it? Yeah?

710
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 7: Why do I think a whole lot of fruit vegees

711
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 7: has got to rope on it?

712
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: In its name? Blake?

713
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 7: He said in my space All.

714
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 8: Right, yeah, it's gonna say, I loc market. None of

715
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 8: the fruit vegees have got ropes on them.

716
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: The commentary that makes even top balls sound good. This

717
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: is the alternative commentary Collective, all thanks.

718
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: To the great New Zealanders at Max Rath.

719
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 10: It's good. It's got an electric chord coming out of it,

720
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 10: so it must.

721
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 4: Have lighter we'll speaking to you.

722
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Remember that girl I was talking about who had the

723
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: wine cart and plants and the breasts. Yes, there's a future.

724
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: I didn't a feature I didn't actually mention. So you've

725
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: obviously got like a red or white wine option left

726
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: or right with charonay Rose whatever you know. You can

727
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: change it.

728
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 7: As you do.

729
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: What she also had, which I thought was an ingenious thing,

730
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: was a vape charger called well, you know a thing

731
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: that is worth.

732
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 10: Like a USB port?

733
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: Yes, full delivery from emity. People drink wine and they

734
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: always want to charge their babes.

735
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 8: Now I dare I ask where was the USB port

736
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 8: on her body?

737
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: Or just it was between the breasts? Okay, between the cleavage. Yep.

738
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 7: Wow, this woman is some piece of bionary.

739
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: See why she's popular ound parties.

740
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 9: Absolutely sounds like the total package, total.

741
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: Package, so literally the full package.

742
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 7: Can she charged the laptop off that USB one hundred

743
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 7: and twenty?

744
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 11: What's Atkinson? And to Smith, he's back across and defense.

745
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 11: He's defended his first three balls in test cricket.

746
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: Comfortably?

747
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 7: Is it USB B or USBC.

748
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: Well, this is the problem, you see, because it keeps changing.

749
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: Everything's upgraded, so you know, I think you had like

750
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: an adapter thing there so you could actually put your friend.

751
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 10: Well I like about the charging pad? Is it because

752
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 10: just put your phone on it?

753
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

754
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 8: See if a modern woman would be wireless, if she's

755
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 8: doing it today, would be do you want rose?

756
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 7: Do you want Chardonnay? Put your phone in my wireless?

757
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 10: Yest?

758
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Can I have a glass wine? And can I change

759
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: my phone? I don't want to talk to you, but

760
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

761
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 8: That's and the phone can just slip between if she's wireless, though,

762
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 8: she's probably going to have to be horizontal for that

763
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 8: wireless charging pad to work.

764
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 10: No, not if you put it in between.

765
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: I mean, well ironically off and she was.

766
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 7: It's just amazing what they can do nowadays.

767
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: Just because you can do something, that doesn't mean you

768
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: should though. That's that's what I always say.

769
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 11: But she into Phillips Zippy from Rainbow was back and

770
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 11: fins back to the bowl.

771
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 8: I mean, what a great marketing opportunity this woman must

772
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 8: have been to wine makers. What a great way to

773
00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 8: showcase new Zealand Wine to the world, take her abroad, yep.

774
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: I mean she's she's a wine festival floats this brash

775
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: year full toss.

776
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 11: There was cash in near Phillips, but he scampers through

777
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 11: for a single. Was a big rank full toss. But

778
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 11: he couldn't be.

779
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: The man festival and stilettos. That's what she was.

780
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 7: Did she have cuts?

781
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 8: She must have custom made bras and stuff, right, because

782
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 8: the size of the breasts are going to change.

783
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: Yes, So how does that work? It's kind of like

784
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: it's above it's above my pay grade. I don't know,

785
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: but you know, I think I think maybe the wine

786
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: company made the bra for him.

787
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 10: My year into Smith.

788
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 11: In my head, I've never I've never met this, this

789
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 11: this person. But in my head I'm imagine like a

790
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 11: fembot kind of look, you know, and powers. But with yeah,

791
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 11: year into Smith and Smith we'll get off the mark.

792
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 11: The beautiful shot, well timed through the we'll just get

793
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 11: too but he's off the mark successfully. There's Nathan Smith

794
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 11: and he gets a nice round of applause, and the

795
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 11: two fifty is up as well for using on turn

796
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 11: and fifty for six in the sixty eighth over Zach.

797
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: Who won't make you know she she's an detected woman,

798
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: you know, in every sense of the word beautiful person.

799
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: But has these wine cask gress and why not?

800
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 7: I want to make it clear. The breasts are not

801
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 7: square like a cast.

802
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they're taking the box off and it's

803
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: just the silver or the or the plastic, the goockladders,

804
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: the good sack.

805
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 11: Ye.

806
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 8: So it's funny that this is a lot about you,

807
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 8: Mike Land, that you're imagining. You are imagining torpedo tests

808
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 8: because where I'm thinking goon sack, I'm thinking like angelous

809
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 8: breasts of wine.

810
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 11: Lash here and to Smith, he drives this confidently wide

811
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 11: of I've met off, and you'll get a single confident

812
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 11: cricket from the dead Tom.

813
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 10: That's the end of the over. In New Zealander two

814
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 10: hundred and fifty one.

815
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 2: Per six coverage, you'll never leave, even when it's outside

816
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: the line. This is the alternative commentary collective.

817
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders at Regime