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Speaker 1: Twenty five and after five you're on news Talk said,

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Speaker 1: be great to have your company coming out after sex

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Speaker 1: ros Sir Roger Douglas on the State of the Act Party.

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Speaker 1: Also Barry Soaper rahaps the Political Week and we're live

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Speaker 1: to Hong Kong. Gavin Gray is a UK correspondent. That

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Speaker 1: all ahead right now. It is my last day of

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Speaker 1: work for the year, and I must say I very

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Speaker 1: much enjoyed spending the last couple of weeks with you.

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Speaker 1: In the afternoon, however, I am going to be off

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Speaker 1: to the beach and every year, because I am essentially

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Speaker 1: quite an angry, grumpy person deep down, I go to

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Speaker 1: the beach and I get mad, and I get angry

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Speaker 1: at people doing dumb stuff. The problem with the beach,

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Speaker 1: you see, is that it's public and I can't yet

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Speaker 1: afford my own private one until then. Here's my top

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Speaker 1: five things not to do at the beach this summer.

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Speaker 1: Number one, rubbish bins. They get full quick, so everybody

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Speaker 1: just piles their shit sky high like a bio hazard

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Speaker 1: version of Jinger. Don't do that. It's unsightly. If the

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Speaker 1: bins are full, please dispose of your rubbish in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: It's far less visible to your fellow beach goers. Just

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Seriously, though, Just put it in the

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Speaker 1: boot of your car and take it home for goodness sakes.

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Speaker 1: Number two music just don't you may like Coldplay, thank you,

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Speaker 1: and it's just don't you may like Coldplay or Cardi b.

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Speaker 1: Others prefer the soothing sound of the actual ocean. It's

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Speaker 1: quite hard to hear that with Chris Martin wailing out

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Speaker 1: of your stupid dewey boom. The beach and the bush,

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Speaker 1: for that matter. For those who prefer the bush are

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Speaker 1: not just visual spectacles, they are oral experiences too. Try

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Speaker 1: closing your eyes in the sun, listening to the sound

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Speaker 1: of the waves, the birds, the magic, but not your music.

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Speaker 1: Number three togs. There's always some wowser in the Herald

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Speaker 1: over summer winging about a woman's bikini being too revealing.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? Too much skin

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Speaker 1: for my liking? It's just not right, honestly, look away.

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Speaker 1: People can wear whatever they like. In my mind, just

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Speaker 1: ensure that your nips and your bits are covered. Other

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Speaker 1: than that dental floss. Bikinis are aokay with me. And

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Speaker 1: if you're one of those people who complain. Are you

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Speaker 1: in sense at the woman's body or is it the

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Speaker 1: fact that your husband's drawling behind his dirty dog? Sunglasses?

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Speaker 1: Number four? Swimming in jeans and T shirts? Do you

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Speaker 1: have a death wish? Eighty six percent of drownings happen

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Speaker 1: during summer, and you're a lot heavier in denim. This

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Speaker 1: is a fact. And you see people you set out

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Speaker 1: at Pihr Beach, people being rescued wearing track pants. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: take a leaf out of the dental floss book. Number five. Finally,

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Speaker 1: I love a good sunshade tent, one of those pop

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Speaker 1: up tents. Some people have a full on almost camping setup,

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Speaker 1: and I'm all for this. This is fine with me.

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Speaker 1: But you cannot, and I have seen this happen, set

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Speaker 1: it up and leave it for days on end at

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Speaker 1: a busy beach overnight. You cannot bags bits of the beach.

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Speaker 1: It belongs to nobody and everybody, and that is entitled

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Speaker 1: and shameful behavior, So don't do it. Wishing you all

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Speaker 1: a warm, quiet, easy breezy beach experience this summer. Brian Bridge.

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