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Speaker 1: Fleaswood and Hayley's Little bit of pod Great things are brewing?

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Speaker 1: Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: a little bit of porn.

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Speaker 2: When I was flying home from MELBOURNEO, I slept a lot.

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Speaker 2: I was so tired, and so you know me, I'm

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Speaker 2: good at sleeping on a plane, very good at sleeping

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Speaker 2: on a plane.

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Speaker 1: You're just out like a light.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And I slept with my headphones in cranking a

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Speaker 2: bit of porn, you know, not pawn, you know, bit

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Speaker 2: of audio audiootic.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't mention that a plane.

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Speaker 2: I didn't meant to be crack.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't watching anything. It was just some lovely audio

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Speaker 2: fun times, right, And so I fell asleep to that,

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Speaker 2: woke up in the middle of that, and then was like,

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Speaker 2: what's that noise? And it was, honestly, I know that

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Speaker 2: baby scream on planes. I have never heard anything like this.

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Speaker 2: This was the most outrageous air piercing scream. I had

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Speaker 2: to like turn. I like my headphones weren't blocking it out.

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Speaker 1: But you've got the really your same noise canceling headphones

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Speaker 1: as me, and.

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Speaker 2: The Spinny and the best on the market.

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Speaker 1: You need to go a bit deafer and turn the

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Speaker 1: volume up. Yeah, I know, although also audio books wouldn't

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Speaker 1: like at least a movie, a TV show or switched.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, we're got to drown this out.

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Speaker 2: I switched to I've got a playlist called Plane Rage

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Speaker 2: and it's like heavy, heavy stuff, and I was like, right,

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Speaker 2: I'll drown this out. Oh my god, this sound.

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Speaker 1: Was just like.

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Speaker 2: The most I did record it. I recorded it because

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Speaker 2: because I couldn't believe what I was hearing. And the

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Speaker 2: poor mom. I think at one point she like stopped

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Speaker 2: trying to soothe and I think she started trying to

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Speaker 2: restrain this child.

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Speaker 3: As a parent, it's hard to choose when you're going

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Speaker 3: from sooth to restraint. Yees, because there it does come

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Speaker 3: apart where you're just like, yeah, there was a little

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Speaker 3: bit they're breathing through the nose, You've got to be quiet.

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Speaker 2: I honestly I wasn't. I just felt so sorry for

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Speaker 2: the month. But this kid was losing their mind, and

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Speaker 2: to the point where I was like, you know, did

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Speaker 2: you ever used to have tantrums so hard when you're

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Speaker 2: a kid that.

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Speaker 3: You would this kid no, Because and all honestly and

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Speaker 3: this sounds steriable. We would have been smacked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we would have been.

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Speaker 3: My parents they just didn't know no different. That was

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Speaker 3: how they were. Well, that's how my dad was brought up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was smacked a bit as a kid, but

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Speaker 2: I used to you know, I've always been virtually this.

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Speaker 1: Is just a tiny infant baby or it.

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Speaker 2: Was loud enough, it was old enough, sorry to scream

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Speaker 2: over and over and maybe two really, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: the thing was thrashing about.

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Speaker 1: Because I had a maybe on my flight recently and

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Speaker 1: it was an absolute screamer. But I was like in

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Speaker 1: front of it and had the noise canceling headphones. It

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Speaker 1: was fine.

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Speaker 2: No, no, this this it was unlike anything I've.

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Speaker 3: Ever heard of my long Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I thought it would tuck her itself out, and it

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Speaker 2: just didn't. For the whole flight, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Well I was asleep, but for the whole like forty

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Speaker 2: minute landing process, that thing was going off.

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Speaker 3: When that's when the ears happened.

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Speaker 2: I know, you see, because I said, I messaged you guys,

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Speaker 2: this is a little behind the scenes. I messaged you

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Speaker 2: guys saying, holy hell, there is a kid absolutely losing

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Speaker 2: their mind on this and you see it, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: poor thing, it's ears must be hurting. And I said,

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Speaker 2: I didn't give a shirt shut out.

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Speaker 3: Because I was like, why didn't always scream on landing

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Speaker 3: until I had August? And she she wasn't young because

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Speaker 3: we didn't take her on Oh you we did. We

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Speaker 3: took her to her Vanatu when she was real young.

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Speaker 3: But to be honest, we've got we got that trip

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Speaker 3: before we conceived her. I think we celebrated the booking

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Speaker 3: of the trip with some oh yeah, okay, I'm not

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Speaker 3: making yeah right, And then a resulted in August coming

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Speaker 3: with us to Vanuatu. But I remember when she was

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Speaker 3: too we took her to Duneda and to see some

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Speaker 3: friends and like just in the way, she was old

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Speaker 3: enough to be like this hurts, this hurts, this hurts. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She wasn't like leave the ghosts, but she was like.

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Speaker 1: Ah again, drive next time to take me into island,

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Speaker 1: to make a thing of that.

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Speaker 2: Leave them behind, leave them behind, yeah, I just leave

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Speaker 2: them behind anyway. God thoughts and prayers to the mom.

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Speaker 2: She was on her own turn in here.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 2: So it was a lot, was it?

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Speaker 3: James Gordon's wife, The famous, famous story about James Gordon

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Speaker 3: ignoring his wife and screaming child the entire flight. Somebody

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Speaker 3: who witnessed it didn't even know. He was like man

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Speaker 3: J Warrel, James Gordon having to sit next to that

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Speaker 3: woman in that screaming child, such a good, yeah,