1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 2: Of pod, guys. It's great. 5 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: The new year has begun well and truly right when 6 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: we're deep into it. Well we're nearly into February. 7 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 2: Ah. Yeah, you're got to calm that shit right down, buddy. 8 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 2: This is a year wishing away the year. 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, last year I was like a lance Agotz, 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: done and dust and a rapt up. Don't want to 11 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: enjoy this one, but I just want to take us 12 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: back to January first, Okay, a day that typically in 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: my calendar doesn't exist because I sleep it away. 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 2: Right, This is a. 15 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: Little it's more me advocating again for the benefits of 16 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: having your parents live with you or living with your parents. 17 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 2: It's the greatest. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened 18 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 2: to me. 19 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: I think you're very rare that you can wow like 20 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: a lot of people would just be driven so crazy. Okay, 21 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: picture this. You have hosted a legendary New Year's party. 22 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: The stuff legend people are in the uber's six am 23 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: January first, right, this is a repetitive thing at my 24 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: house on New Year's Day. That people were the sons 25 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: up and that means Martini, the amount of express I 26 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: was coming out of that machine. 27 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. So we got a bid. 28 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: Oh oh wait was that a hard wait? Wait? 29 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 2: Oh? 30 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: Well the people in the members of my household included 31 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: my best friend who was in one room. Yeah, my 32 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: brother and his fiance in another room, and men, I 33 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: don't know what then. 34 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 2: In my room. 35 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: And we wake up at two pm the next day. 36 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 2: Well, that's I'm saying, two pm. 37 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: House is about And I hear racket and I'm like, 38 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 1: what is happening? 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 2: Like this noise? Oh my god? 40 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: And I get up and I open the curtains and 41 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: just sort of face the day and think, oh gosh. 42 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: And I was like, right, like today, I cannot start 43 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: the New year with a house like this. 44 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 2: I come outside. 45 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: Has I sent my parents away, by the way, for 46 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: I was like, get out of here. Well, they didn't 47 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: need to see that kind of debauchery. 48 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 2: To witness what's going on here. 49 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: Patsy has led herself back into the house and it 50 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 1: is cleaned top to bottom, recyclings, all sorted, rubbishes, sorted 51 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: through it, all dishes, are sorted. 52 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 2: Houses reset like it was. 53 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 1: It was like floors were done, the deck had been resorted. 54 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: My twenty twenty six balloons had been taken down. It 55 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: was a full reset. And I didn't have like you 56 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: hadn't even had a party. 57 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 2: I hadn't had a party. 58 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: Wow. 59 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: Wow, that's good stuff. 60 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: Then food arrives and a nice crispy cold cider like 61 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: there's no, there's no, there's no. That day would have 62 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,799 Speaker 1: been such a punish to me had it not been 63 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: for the fact that my appearance were with me. 64 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 2: They didn't want to deal with it. And they didn't 65 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: even bother wake them up. How good is that? That's 66 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,119 Speaker 2: a that's a quiet clean too. Yeah, as a as 67 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: a you know. 68 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: Often earliest to bed, earliest to rise, and a house cleaner. 69 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 2: I do that shit, noisy. 70 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, she wasn't doing it. She wasn't 71 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: doing that passive aggressive thing either, when you're slamming the 72 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: dish and be like, well, I guess I'll clean this up. 73 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 2: She did it other kinds of her own heart. 74 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll tell you some of the stuff 75 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: she would have seen, you know, cleaning up sort of 76 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: miscellaneous this day and the other shouldn't even. 77 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 2: Say a word. 78 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: Right, it was right, honestly, like top tier service from 79 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: from Patsy's cleaning Services. Okay, so everybody needs to live 80 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: with their parents, Well if you, if your mum's my mum, 81 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: you should because my New Year's Day that was it 82 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: slept until two and just existed and then I got 83 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: to start the new year with a lovely clean house. 84 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: I know you can hire her if you want. 85 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 2: Do you sleep till two and after you go like 86 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 2: seven and it's light and it's day. 87 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: I can tell you, I can tell you how I 88 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: slept that long, but I will do that off you. 89 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're on the zoppies. You hit some zoppies, 90 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: not nothing sort of fixes there. 91 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 2: A long night like a sloppy old soppy at the end.