WEBVTT - "Wilde Ride" 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.400 Life and Export Beer Gardens Studio and brought to you 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.600 by expert Ultra the bear for here. This is the 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:07.480 Agenda Podcast for the first of August. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:12.840 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.200 brought to you by Export Vulture. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.079 I want to address something right off the top, go 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:18.480 on there. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:20.400 I've been accused of a lot of things this week, 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.320 and I just want to I just want to address 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:23.959 them right here and put them to bed. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.200 Jastavanger is leaving the Warriors at the end of the year. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:29.920 Too much rehab. It had nothing to do with me. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:38.200 Seems that they're like, look at the circumstantial evidence points otherwise. Yeah, 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:42.120 not long after you shamed him out of injury or 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:44.400 whatever it was, saying he was in rehab. He was 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:48.159 so he was so to you. He was so absent 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.320 throughout the season. You presumed he was in rehab, and 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:52.920 you said that to him an interview and he said, 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.040 I'm I haven't been injured. And then from that the 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.440 Warrior has gone. You know what, he has been quite absent. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.560 I haven't seen him anywhere. I thought he was on 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:08.080 rehab as well. Fuck him, ditch you watch. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.880 He will he will go on next year to be 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.440 one of the best players in the n r L. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.480 This is post the Warriors syndrome. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:18.120 It's it's post Warriors motivation, isn't it. Yeahs a glow up. Yeah, 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:19.319 that's the glow up that players have. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.399 Ali Cartor is one of the best back rowers in 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.440 the NRL at the moment he was with the Warriors. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.360 Isa Papa did it a couple of years ago as well. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.280 These players that leave the Warriors, they have incredibles. At 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.240 Riss Walsh, you know, he was no one before he 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.640 came to the Warriors. Good looking and now look at him, 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.000 you know, still good looking, eyes waxed within an inch 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.399 of their. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.560 Lives, still comes across as a wounded. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:45.800 Oh massive wounded, massive defensive liability, but arguably the face 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.640 of the NRL at the moment, literally, And I think 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:51.000 that's going to happen for Jester Vungers. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.280 So this is good news for him. Is this is 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.960 you trying to just he's a differendo okay, man, Jazz 0:01:56.000 --> 0:02:00.720 go way back. So last Monday, this was the first 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:01.920 time I ever met him. Yeah, I just wanted to 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:02.520 address that here. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.840 I'm going to address it again later on on the 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:06.400 Mad Monday podcasts. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:12.600 Actual real name Jazz j A double Z. Is it 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.920 on his birth certificate? That's I mean, I'm just throwing 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.919 it out there. I'm not expecting you know the answer. No, 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.280 it's an unusual first name. 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:19.680 No, I know. 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.320 Yeah, well the two z's that's a that's a rugby 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.280 league first name. Fever. I've heard one. Yeah, I mean 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:27.960 I've heard on these girls names Jazz j A s Right. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.280 Okay, there's obviously the Jazz Brothers from down in christ 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:32.960 Church who around the. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:36.000 Bars there quite a long time. Have a last name. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.280 So yeah, no, I'm not sure. I'm not sure if 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.200 that's his first name or not. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.720 But God bless him, man, I'm looking forward to watching 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.760 him become one of the greatest players the NRL's ever 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.160 seen over the next twelve months. You raised a good 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.440 point this morning. While I was on my way into 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.679 the office. You fired a message into the group chat 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.240 about the Olympics and what sports. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.280 Are and aren't in the Olympics. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:59.880 Yeah, you said, why aren't motorsports in the Olympics. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.760 Do you know what I thought? That is? Because I 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.799 was obviously I get all of my sporting knowledge. I'm 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:10.560 netflix smart. Yeah, I call it Netflix knowledge. I feel 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.720 like I know everything about golf now after full swing 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.800 breakpoint on the tennis, I feel like I know everything. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.799 You know. They've got all these Netflix dockos on and 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.920 there's loads of them on motorsport. Yeah, and they're not 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.200 in the Olympics, but the rest of them are. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:26.840 I mean, there's also a lot of murder docks on 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.440 Netflix Sports. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.760 I'm talking sports, yeah, right, Are you saying murders of sports? No, 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:32.120 I'm not. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.960 I'm saying motorsports also not a sport. And the clearest 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.560 evidence for that is exactly what you've just said. They're 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.160 not at the Olympics. If the Olympics are for sports, now, 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.840 what I think they should do is that they your 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.920 your argument was that sport is in the name. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:51.080 Yeah, do you motorsports? Yeah? Would you throw esports into 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.520 that category? Yeah? Check them in here. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.640 Yeah, I agree. And they should have their own little 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.800 thing off to the side. It's not part of the Olympics. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.280 It would be able to be smelled from space. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.960 There will be no deodorant within a country mile of 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.600 that organization. Do you know what put the pistol shooters 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.280 with the East is that they all should be sponsored 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:12.880 by Lincoln Darts. The real sorry archery, it's called it. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:17.000 The real games. Yes, the people's games, the people's people's games, 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.080 to be confused with sports games, beer pong, gut balls, 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:27.080 gutter ball, yeah, backyard cricket, frisbee and blockers. But Vight's 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.000 they should be in there too. I think VHS should 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.600 be in the Olympic. To be honest with you, sailing 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.320 as well. I think I think sailing should probably be 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.200 in there too. Look, I think there needs to be 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.560 some sort of someone At some stage, someone is going 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.520 to go into your Olympic committee and go, guys, there's 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.200 a bit too much fat here. Yeah, we need a 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.720 restructure and basically go back to the beer bones, last 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.360 and first out break dancing. Sorry. Yeah, I think that 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.600 at some stage that is going to happen because they 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.960 can't keep adding to it. I love that. Yeah. 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.400 Well, I think what they've done with breakdancing and skateboarding 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.080 is they've gone, we need to bring kids in. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.760 What are kids into? And they've asked the oldest people 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:06.160 on earth. 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.240 They've been like, they always doing their bloody break dancing skating. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.279 Should we put break dancing in there? It's like, no, 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.840 if you actually wanted to bring yeah, either esports. I 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:17.200 don't know a competitive tiktoking. I just think that they 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.240 looked at like what was called for kids in the 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.840 nineties when their kids were growing up at let's put 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.120 that in Yeah anway, motor sport's not a sport. It's 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.280 a sport evidence bring evidenced by the fact that it 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:28.840 is not in the Olympic Games. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.520 I want it in because we might win a medal. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:35.160 That's what I'm saying. The gus in there, Scotty McLaughlin, 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.120 get him in a V eight. I'm saying, just one 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.840 class of car. Maybe it's just the sponsor who we 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.880 sponsors the Olympics, Hayondai or something. They all they all 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.080 driveyonda gets, So it's a star and a reasonably priced car. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.640 H yeah, hyond I gets all of them around around 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.120 around the streets of Paris as well. And there's that 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.200 would be heck. And these obstacles as well, these people 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.520 on e bikes. There's like pedestrians, people throwing begets at them. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.800 That would be absolutely heck. 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:05.000 That no more hectic than the woman's traith on last night. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.120 We'll get into that in a very short amount of time. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.880 But yeah, I just want to read it. Motor not 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.560 a sport, as evidenced by the fact it's not at 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.640 the Olympic Games. The greatest New Zealander of all time. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:15.839 This bracket's going to go up tomorrow. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.920 We're going to give you the whole weekend to cast 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.039 your votes on the first round. There have been a 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.320 lot of votes across social media. I thought this would 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.160 get a lot of attention. It's gotten way more than 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:27.560 I thought it would already, and we're not even really 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.960 into the meat of it. Once we start debating this 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.760 person versus that person, it's going to get really heated. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:34.880 And I think our goal here is to get more 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.760 votes and more interaction than New Zealander of the Year, 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.520 which is currently taking votes as well. Which is that 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:46.800 real kind of feel good bullshit? One, Yeah, there is 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.600 no there's nothing feel good about this. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.800 This is dog eat dog. Yeah that's right. Yeah, this 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.920 is feelings is going to get hurt. Yeah, this is 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:53.600 a fight to the death. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:54.880 Legacy is tarnished. Yep. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.560 And look, this has just come out of just a 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.880 random chat that men heat we're having on this very 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.040 podcast just last week. 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:04.080 It's organic, that's what the people want, and arguably it's 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.240 not what we need right now because we are in 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.680 the middle of the Olympics, so where he has a podcast, 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.720 don't need the content. This is the most acc shit 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:12.160 of all time. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.960 This is the kind of thing that we should have 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.920 wheeled out in the duldrooms once the Olympics are over. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.120 There's no cricket, there's no rugby, you're true, but here 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.760 we are because the people want to know who is 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.960 the greatest New Zealander of all time. We've been debating 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.720 it around the office. Feelings have gotten hurt. People have 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.400 had to go and sit away from each other just 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.640 cool down over some of the debates from some of 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.160 the brackets that we're starting to put together. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.760 Any late comers, he has a few late comers. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.440 Sam Neil has been thrown in off the back of 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.520 the fact that he survived a dinosaur attack. This person 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:44.800 messaged on Instagram and said, look, I don't remember Id 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.360 having a fight off a t rex on his way 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.480 up fair enough, you know, and I can't argue against that. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.360 The twenty wax woman Karen who wants her twenty bucks back. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.280 From the Haut Valley. Yeah, the Stokes Valley pub. I 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.040 don't know. She's great running, but. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.200 Again, this is the problem. Someone like this could sneak 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:02.600 in and go all the way if people are going 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:03.080 to vote for it. 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:03.360 Yeah. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:07.440 Right, And Kane Williamson a lot of conjecture about him 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.560 around the office. We may potentially live in a bubble 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.640 because there's not a lot of votes for him, not 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.920 of the ship, love for Steady, the ship out there. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.200 I wonder if it's a couple of things. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:17.960 One. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:20.200 I think he's still playing, so it's always hard to 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.080 throw someone in the Greatest New Zealander legacy. It's sort 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.960 of like naming your daughter Khalisi in season six of 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.600 Game of Thrones before she then turned into the villain 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:30.440 and everyone's. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.400 Like, oh my god, I've named my daughter this. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.480 Yeah, she were on the show, not the daughter, but 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.280 the actual classy And the other part about it for 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.960 Caan Williamson is I feel like, you know, when sometimes 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.120 there's a political election and the overwhelming favorite doesn't get 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.320 voted him because everyone assumes everyone else is going to 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:46.960 vote for them. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.719 Is there a bit of voter apathy with Kane Williamson potentially? Look, 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.320 I mean, and he would be the first to admit 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.920 he's not the most outgoing of dudes. He starts playing cricket. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:59.520 He loves panning out and playing cricket shots and being 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.680 on the field. Well, a lot of the other people, 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:03.800 I'm seeing you build in his brackets so they bring 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.520 something else to the table. Yeah, something gals going on 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.760 outside of their specialty. Yeah, that's a good point. So 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.560 I think, yeah, and you look, you're right, people, Magah 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.360 can will be in the end. Someone else that's right, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.640 same with Sam Cane will be in there. Someone will 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:19.640 vote for him, yeah, but surprisingly not much for him either. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.960 The other thing I've loved seeing just on the couple 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.840 of posts that we've put out about this asking for 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.160 your nominations for the Greatest New Zealander of all time, 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.199 is how fired up some people are getting about it. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.839 And this is exactly what we want. Oh yeah. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.640 Some people are just like, how can you have someone 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.840 like Ernest Rutherford who has had a lasting impact on 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.640 the legacy of not just the country but the world. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:42.840 He is on a banknote up against a sports person. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.000 In this instance, I think it was being compared to 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.600 Jonah and it was like, how can you compare the 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.520 two of them when one person hasn't even one in 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.559 the field that they you know, and then he's had 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.840 an actual impact on the world. And I was like, well, 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.640 if that's what the people want, man, you can't argue 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:03.880 against them. This is democracy manifest And however it goes 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.640 is how it's going to go. If mister Whippy gets 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:07.679 the most votes. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.600 If mister Whippy comes up against I don't know, the 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.160 Four Square guy, yeah, or Willie the Waiter from the 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:17.280 White heat ever, oh my god, yeah, then and the 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.960 people vote, and the people vote, that's right, not up 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.160 to us. No, this is democratic. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.400 It's not like some of those you know, I'm just 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.240 going to say radio promos where they'll be like, hey, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.280 we're going to do a countdown of the greatest songs 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.040 of all time. We're going to count down about seven 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.560 thousand of them, and then the number one songs different 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.839 than last year, despite the fact that it didn't come 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:38.320 out in the last year. How could it be a 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.280 better song when we had the exact same people voting 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:41.920 just last year. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.080 Just thinking about it, would Frosty Boy take down mister Whippy? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.119 Frosty Boy's got his own song, boy, Frosty Boy. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.120 I would say Green sleeves is a bit more you know, 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.400 well known than Frosty Boy. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.960 I don't even you know the Frosty Boy song, No, don't, 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.959 But I'll tell you what. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.839 If I hear mister Whippy, I'm scrounging down the back 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.280 of the couch to try and find some coins. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.400 So you think they're in like some sort of musical battle, 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.360 those two not just in what they sell, well are 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.040 you talking about? 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.760 It's not just the on field performance, which I would 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.680 say Frosty Boy would go toe to toe with mister 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.360 Whippy certainly in terms of quality. Yeah, but it's about 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.400 the cultural impact, and I would say that mister Whippi 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.800 has had a greater cultural impact than Frosty Boy. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.200 That's just for mine. I just think it's a bit sexist, actually, 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:31.320 both of them. Why Frosty Boy, where's the girl Whippy? 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.680 Where's missus Whippy? I've seen someone doing missus Whipy? 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:38.480 Yeah, let's not. Let's not delve into missus Whipy. That 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:42.800 will be one of the all time podcast documentaries if 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.200 we ever put out the Missus Whippy documentary. 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And when we posted. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.400 That video, the hangover video of us in Vegas, and 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.360 I tagged the groom of the wedding that I have 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:51.640 on the same weekend, is it should we go to 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.560 Vegas and he goes, yeah, man, we'll do a stag doughs. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.440 It's on the same day as' wedding with I don't 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:58.480 think we'll be cutting it a bit fine unless we 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.719 move the whole down anyway, you go, count Let's take 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.040 a break on what the tears from my crying eyes, 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.160 and we'll be back to talk about the Olympics. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:13.520 Alexye is within meters now and alex Ye has timed 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:20.520 to absolute perfection. Alex Ye overtakes Hayden Wild and is 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:24.520 in the gold medal position with the final push towards 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:32.160 the finish line absolutely unbelievable. He turns for home, alex Ye, 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:38.560 that is simply sensational. Weeks off our cap to you 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:44.480 here in New Zealands and is heartbreaking wild, but alex 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:48.040 Ye has left it to about two hundred and three 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.440 hundred meters to go on the final turns again when 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:56.840 gold in the men's triathlon in Olympic record time. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.720 Yeah, there was heartbreaking to watch that. Holy shit that 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.120 the yeah, the end of that killed me. He was 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.520 spent and wild. It shot as word and he well, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.360 the thing is that cycle was next level. Yeah, like 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.320 having to catch up over a minute behind on that swim. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.720 Because he came out in thirtieth place out of the water. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.119 They had to make that all up and swim. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.560 How brutal did that look when they were swimming against 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.760 the current against the cruise boat. Shit house. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.480 That whole thing, The fact that there was po's in 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.200 the water had nothing to do like that could The 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:34.360 water was like green. They were swimming against the current 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:38.360 and then they were like swimming around. They were getting sweet. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.240 They were trying to hide from the current behind parked boats. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.360 They had to swim past a restaurant that was probably 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.760 dumping lard out the fucking it was like. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:47.160 It was honestly an embarrassment. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:48.880 I don't know why they stuck with doing it in 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.880 the sun River and say it looked like shit. When 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.520 they were like we're gonna like they were so helping 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.160 on doing it in the sun River, I was like, Oh, 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.200 it's gonna look amazing. Then they'll swim past the Eiffel Tower, 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.160 you know it'll be beautiful. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:15:59.600 It's like, no, the. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.640 Swimming through the fucking back canals of the Sin River, 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:03.480 it looked like shit. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.720 I know they went too far from the Eiffel Tower 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.920 because they did a great shot a drone shop in 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.440 the Eiffel Tower and you could see the swimming in 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.960 the background. It wasn't past the Eiffel Tower. I think 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.840 you've been a bit harsh. No, I'm not. It looked 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.000 like shit. Go to watch it. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.400 We will watch it in years to come and be like, 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.040 remember that the worst league in triathlon history. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.200 I don't know. I've seen them swim around Canary Wharf 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:24.440 in London and that it's pretty shitty. But I don't 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.760 think the athletes will mind the hat. I don't know, 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.640 but it was the current that did me. I've never 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.960 seen them swim again. It was ridiculous current and go nowhere. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:36.280 But anyway, the good story was watching that's seven laps 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:39.640 on those on the bikes and having been spent some 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.720 time in Paris last year for the Rugby World Cup, 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.120 it was actually I quite a quite cool and notice 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:45.960 all the places we went past. Yeah, and there was 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.840 one particular corner and it's when where the women you 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.640 were crashing quite a bit. Was where Joe Jury nearly 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.720 died when he got on an ee bike and accelerated 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:55.840 into oncoming traffic. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:57.480 So he got on and he had I don't know 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.120 if he'd ever been on one before. But as he 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.320 peddled the engine kicking, just shot them into traffic. This 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.520 truck's fucking beepp. I was about to I was watching 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:06.800 him like I'm about to see a man die. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.280 Yeah, And they drove past that, the road past that 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.119 seven times, and every time I went past, I'd have 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:13.919 a have a little smile on my face and I'd 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:14.680 text Joe. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.920 I was thinking of those poor girls that There was 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.080 actually heartbreaking watching the women's race beforehand, so wet, it 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.000 was so wet. They were all crashing, and I was like, 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.439 can you imagine dedicating four years of your life to 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:27.960 lose because of a tactical era or because you weren't 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:29.960 fit enough if someone was fast, So that's one thing, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.199 but to just skid out on the cobblestones and crash 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:38.560 already by the way, drenched in poos, you then rashing 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.040 yourself across the concrete, like the illnesses that are going 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:42.679 to come out of this. 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.399 You could see where they were crashing. It was on 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:48.040 the painted white lines crossings. Yeah, we're it was so slippy. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.400 If they didn't come in the right angle. It was heartbreaking. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:54.719 One of our girls crashed at a certain point, who 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:56.480 like back, we are locked up, and then she. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.240