WEBVTT - "Champagne Supernova" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.920 Life from the Export be a Garden Studio and brought 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:04.000 to you, as always by Export Ultra, the bear for here. 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:06.840 This is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twenty ninth 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:07.360 of August. 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:12.479 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.880 brought to you by Export a Culture. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:18.200 We like to consider ourselves at the forefront of modern 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.640 technology when it comes to broadcasting. Here at the ACC 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:24.279 Lane and with that in mind, today we have duct 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:28.120 taped both cameras for this podcast, one to the desk 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:31.040 over there and then one to the case that holds 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:32.760 the World Test Championship Mace. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.040 Yeah, that's right. I mean we're digital first, you know, 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.080 and we're YouTube first. Of course, we're on YouTube. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:38.960 Here, we are on YouTube. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.479 This is all an endeavor to get us on YouTube. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:46.600 After seeing the staggering, eyewatering amounts that Christiano Ronaldo, you know, 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.879 gotten his first sort of forty eight hours of being 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.760 on YouTube, We're like, well, what's the difference between us 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:52.760 and Christiano Ronaldo. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.000 Yeah, we're not on YouTube. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:57.080 Yeah, correct, And that's where it ends. So we're now 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.080 on YouTube. Go and watch it. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.520 You can join the hundred of us, the people that 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.680 are watching it as well. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.720 We haven't talked about Oasis. You're an Oasis fan? 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.000 I kind of think I am, because do you know 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:11.000 what I was? I was in England in nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.840 and man they were they were so it was it's 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:18.320 hard to describe how big they were in the kind 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:22.920 of mid nineties in England, early nineties and then like 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.200 they were the biggest thing. I like them purely because 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:27.880 they're funny. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:28.680 Yeah. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.160 If you listen to some of their press conferences and 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.840 they're one liners, they're fucking funny. Yeah, A dude, You're right. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.759 It's hard to explain just how big they were because 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.360 they don't really seem like rock stars. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.120 They just look like two chevs from the fucking north 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:43.960 of England, which. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.480 They are, which they are as well, and the great 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.360 catchy songs. You wouldn't say that they're like particularly gifted 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.920 musicians or singers or anything. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.560 Nah, And I think that's part of it as well, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.040 isn't it. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.760 And off Off, you know, like we say, off Field 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:00.000 kind of outside of the concerts there, they were hilarious 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.920 because they are a walking headline and in England, you know, 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:07.400 they love a headline. The tabloids course, they just kept 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.120 on providing and then obviously they had the big dust up. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.840 If you listen to a podcast, is that the British 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:18.440 Scandals podcast, And there's one on Liam and nol and 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:22.480 it is hilarious, like they had proper backstage punch ups, 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.240 proper throwing guitars at each other, smacking each other in 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:29.600 the head, great stuff like that. Nowadays, all we've got 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:33.079 fucking Taylor Swift preaching. We've got it's so boring. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.560 I don't even know. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.760 Who the people are. Who are the rock stars now? 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.240 That's because it's gone on poppy. It's all billy. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.440 You know what it is. It's moaning dudes talking about 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.960 singing high and talking fucking moaning shit. It's fucking horrible. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.560 Most of them are. I couldn't tell you the difference 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.800 because it's saying, yeah, fucking whatever, may we whiskey need 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.200 I shove it up your ass. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.120 I dare say Oasis were whining as well, but I 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:00.720 take your point. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:05.320 Hey, guitars and they fought on stage, and they smashed beer, 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.760 and they went to man City Games and three Coins and. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.520 I think this has been what has it been like 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:13.519 thirty years since they popped off and then it seems 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.359 like twenty since they played together, is that. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.480 Oh yeah, and they've had the biggest I mean, we 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.040 know it's brought them together. That's money broke. Yeah, they've 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.320 been paid one hundred and ten million dollars or something 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.760 for this fourteen gig tour of the UK and they're 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.600 thinking about going global. 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.320 Oh, they could go anywhere. I mean so many people 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:34.400 are so excited about it. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.360 They literally just posted like the date, and I saw 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.680 so many people that I didn't know were Oasis fans 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.840 resharing it on their Instagram page. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.400 I'd love to see them live. I would love to 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.400 see I don't think I've never seen them live. I 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:47.880 should have when I was over in England because they 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:48.600 were playing everywhere. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.200 Oh insight, I know, But. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.760 I should have gone to Notre Dame. It burned down 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.280 after I left. Yeah, but then I just went there 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:55.840 last year and I still didn't go. So do I 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:56.880 really give it SyES closed? 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:58.160 Oh? Was it? Yeah? 0:03:58.240 --> 0:03:59.440 Yeah, that's what it going down. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.640 But yeah, so that coming back, everyone's fired up about it. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:09.240 Almost immediately, people start ripping off the marketing of it 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:12.080 because they just posted a date. Subway bought billboards and 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.400 put dates on it because they're bringing back some sort 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.920 of sandwiches. Just pumped the brakes on that one. 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.200 Damn. Jared, Matt and Jerry on the Herdocke Breakfast replayed 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:27.960 a interview they did with not No Dave being Sam 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:32.880 Liam not Liam Noll with nol I must have been 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.839 from about four or five years ago when he was 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:36.800 touring out here on his own. And it's a very 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:40.359 funny interview because they do it obviously they pre recorded it, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.040 so they're trying to encourage him to swear as much 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.000 as possible, and they're trying to get him to say 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.880 something controversial and then like they go okay, and I 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.000 think you'll have to have listened to it. But Jerry 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.040 goes something like, can we get some controversial and he goes, well, 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.320 what do you want? He goes, well, what if I 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:58.960 said something like, Noel Gallagher, you have been successful, You've 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.160 written some of the bigger songs in the world, You've 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.360 got you have the popular you're rich. Why are you 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.880 still such a miserable cunt? 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.160 It's so good and he barely laughs. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.120 That's good, that was good? What else do you want for? 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.159 Then they meet you get at him with those brothers 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.320 are funck work and then yeah, there it is, and 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.359 they're like, there's nothing new. I've been saying he's a 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.320 fun work for about ten years. It's it's a very 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:22.760 funny in. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:23.680 On our show. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.880 Yeah yeah, I saw a video of either Liam or Nola, 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.520 I don't know which ones which He was backstage at 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.599 some festival. He's playing, he's making himself a cup of tea. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.440 If you send that one, yes and see. Back in 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.640 the day, we used to have a man who would 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.240 put the tea bag in. There was another man with 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:37.800 the milk. There was another man with the sugar that 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:39.720 do it all for you. Now I have to fucking 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.560 boil the kid or do the whole thing myself. This 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.080 is why there's no rock stars anymore. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:48.159 Like they're they're just good fun. Yeah, they are good 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.000 fun and on stage they've got great banda. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.560 People got nuts for them as well. Yeah, like going 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.400 nuts to the point where a hotel chain in the 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.760 UK has canceled all of the bookings around each of 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.360 the Eggs, so anyone that had books, so people were 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.600 speculating that they were they were going to announce a 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.160 tour and so they were buying hotel rooms like on 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.440 a whim that this is what's going to happen. And 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.800 they found out about forty eight hours later all of 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.760 the hotels canceled the bookings and are now selling them 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:16.599 at triple the price. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.080 Yeah. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.760 Well, the thing is, England's not a big country. What 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.680 you want to do is you hire a driver, get 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.840 a bus, yea, go there and back. Worry about the 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.320 your calm. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.720 That's right, you're so right. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:31.119 It is like Great Britain and its entirety is about 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.280 the size of the South Island, right, But England itself 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.560 is basically. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.400 Yeah, and I have an They have a six lane 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.800 motorway that goes straight down the country, so you can 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:40.880 go anywhere pretty quickly. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.640 So you can get in the bottom left hand lane. 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.480 Rule the lorries are stone to the girls, and you'll 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.920 be fine to sit in. Allegedly, you can sit in 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.479 their draft and not even put the salerate. You don't 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:52.920 even have to look where you're going because you're only 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.599 going about seventy k's and you all you have to 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.200 do is look at their bumper, and you're sweet and 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.240 you'll get to your next job. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.760 Save as how we've got. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:07.000 Allegedly allegedly reportedly there's no reports about that, but yeah, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.320 I just a bit of price gouging going on there. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.520 Someone posted on social media as well. I wanted to 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.920 run this one past you, but they recently became a 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.400 key with citizen and had already gone for a drive 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.480 in the subaru to get a flat white. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.440 What else can they do to make it official? 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.560 If you're just become a New Zealand citizen, how would 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.520 you How would you celebrate? Oh you've got to attempt 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.880 to eat an oyster or something like that. Some Kaimawana 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.320 McKenna Kenner would be a good start. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.400 Ram Raider Michael Hill jeweler. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.560 Yeah, eat a real sandy tour to Fritter. 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.040 Moved to Australia. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.360 Would probably be the first thing I'd do to Cell 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.560 he moved to the Gold Coast and pick up a scaffolding. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.000 Joe got to buy some jendles. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.960 Yeah, no, I think that's part of the citizenship test. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.040 You have them before you before you can get it. Yeah, 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.240 get a swanee and a pair of stubbies. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.640 Yeah. Hit down the binge drinking habit. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.240 Pick up a pretty so a binge drinking habit that 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.640 you just pass off as a bit of a laugh. Yeah, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.720 just to sort of really press those emotions down, bottle 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:08.080 them up. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:10.400 Start bottling your emotions up. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.119 Yeah, start bottling now and get a binge drinking habit. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.880 I'd save the ram ratings for a bit later on. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.800 I think I think something is too straight away. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:18.840 Is it an advanced level thing? 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.440 Yeah, I think it's something you grow into as a key. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.000 I think that's something for the voicemails. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.080 Let us know what you would do if you just 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.240 got your key with citizenship, how you would celebrate to 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.760 make it official. But speaking of great New Zealanders, the 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.440 greatest New Zealander of all time witnessed a blood bath 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:31.960 last night. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:33.319 What Billy T. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.560 James did to Hillary Barry overnight can never happen again. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.520 We need we need to put guardrails in place to 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.600 protect people at Hillary Barry, it was a blood bath. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.320 I sent her a text saying it's everything's going to 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.120 be okay. Yeah, you shouldn't respond. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.199 Look, not everyone can be the greatest New Zealander of 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.640 all time, and in fact, only one person can. And 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.319 unfortunately for Hillary Barry. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.360 It will not be heard this year speaking of blood bath, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:00.600 so today it could be the biggest blood bath and history. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.440 Who we got Ritchie mccaugh and Herald the Giraffe. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:05.720 This is tough. 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:09.040 This is tough, and I know if you asked Richie 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:13.600 he would have never wanted this, But Harold's all about it. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.040 I feel like Harold wants all the smoke. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.000 Yeah, mo. I mean, look, Ritchie mcau is such a 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.320 great guy. He'd vote for Harold. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.120 Yeah, he would, Yeah, he would. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.520 He does a lot of good in community. Harold like 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.600 arguably more in the community in Richie mccaugh going to 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:30.360 all those schools, Yes, every week, every day in a 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:33.240 different region of New Zealand. Harold the Giraffe is changing lives. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:35.800 Yeah, I no, no, that's right. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.040 And I think that if Richie mccaugh announced that he 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.319 was going to be visiting every school around the country 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.040 in the back of a trailer. Yeah, and he'd like 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.120 all of your children to go in their trailer with him, Yeah, 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.360 for an hour of their day. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.480 You know, it probably wouldn't get the same response. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.320 Nah, been steady flies around looking cool as fucking a helicopter. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:51.840 Well yeah. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.199 The conversely, if Harold the Giraffe said that he was 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.960 going to start flying a helicopter around, you know, I 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:57.800 think people would take that a certain way too, so 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:01.880 you know, it swings and roundabouts. Unfortunately, I think Richie 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.120 is just a buzz or if you run into Richie, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.360 you know, I think he's going to Billy T James 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.720 Old Harold Easy. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:09.160 Yeah. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.760 I think when we start getting into the third round 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:15.040 and he starts coming up against your Charlie Uphams the world, 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.400 I think that's when it starts going to get a 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:16.959 bit spicy. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:19.160 But unfortunately, yeah, I think this is going to be 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:20.560 a real blood bath. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.480 Oh yeah, but again it's not up to us. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.360 Going and have your say on the old sosh Med 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.440 Facebook and Instagram. You can have your vote, have an 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.760 argument in the comments as well. Don't come winging to 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.400 us when someone has an argument with you in the 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:37.199 comments either, Yeah, it's okay, and fire them back. Yeah, 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.079 let's get this thing out, all right, Let's take a 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:43.760 quick break. We'll come back and talk some spot. The 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.880 salaries of all blacks assistants have been dridged up because 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.160 of the whole Leon McDonald thing, because so he's been 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.120 dismissed two months into what was a four year contract. Ye, 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.960 all of the coaching staff presumably we're contracted through until 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.400 the next Rugby World Cup, and raisers just said, look, 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:01.959 let's just nips in the bud right now, this isn't 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.320 gonna work. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.400 We going to have been yet, but he signed the contract. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.400 But I like the fact that it's not working to 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.600 move on. Yeah, because a lot of people in a 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:14.560 lot of marriage jobs and marriages and jobs, they just 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.319 try and work it out, and once it's gone, it's gone, 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.000 like you cannot bring it back. So I think it's 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.680 a great call. And whatever it costs them, it costs them. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.400 It's the same as any other employment issue. If you 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.560 sign a contract and it gets terminated earlier, you get 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:27.040 to pay out. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.280 I would agree with that if there wasn't this whole 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:34.760 silver bullshit hanging over us because now presumably well so 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:39.200 they believe that the salary range is between five hundred 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:40.760 to seven hundred thousand dollars a year. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:44.040 Who's believing how they got that figures? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.000 There isn't there some sort of privacy You want to 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:47.920 remind you, I do not fact check, because so I 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.560 can't tell you the Rugby Union are not a publicly 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.200 listed company, are they obliged to They're not a charity. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.160 They are obliged to release their salaries. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.240 They wouldn't, but I would maybe someone else overseas would 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:00.800 you know, you'd probably know how much you could get 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.720 on the open market if you were over somewhere else. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:03.839 Okay, so this speculation. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.520 Also, Super Rugby are a three hundred and fifty k 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:07.560 for a head coach coach. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.920 Yeah, okay, so that's a head coach though this is 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.120 an assistant for them. 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.560 Again, I didn't fact check this, and I don't know. 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.160 I'm just I'm pucking a number out of my ass 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.800 that I read from an it's a lot an actual journal. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:20.959 It's probably it's a lot more more than all of 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:21.600 us on. 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.760 The lower end of the more than all the years 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:25.839 on the lower end of the spectrum. Let's say that 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.960 it's five hundred k. This is two million dollars of 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:31.600 silver like money that has now gone and beer. In mind, 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.720 South Canterbury didn't have enough funds to get up to 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.040 challenge for the Rand Philly Shield. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.280 I like the fact that they're playing at Eden Park 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:38.800 in a couple of weeks. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.840 I don't think they'll pay out his entire contract. I 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.040 don't think that that's not really how those employment things work. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.959 I think the terminator and the would agree a number. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.080 He doesn't get paid out his entire contract. Yeah, so 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.000 it's not two million, that's out of the window. I think. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:52.839 I think a good half mill would be paid to 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:56.520 him because he's now eligible to go and coach in Australia, 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.160 coach in Japan or wherever. So I think there would 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.760 have been a number. Ree there's still quite a lot 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.280 of a lot of money because how many assistant coaches 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:04.959 has he got. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:08.000 For one, two, three that I can think of? Four? 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.400 Yea, yeah, So again this is a lot of I 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.040 don't know what we went. We had to deal with 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.360 the Silverlec thing for like three fucking years and then 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.040 what came out of it. We gave two million dollars 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.120 to Porage McDonald and then we got n f t's. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:20.280 Out of it. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.120 Hey hey they were black men. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.760 Yeah, well is that part of the agreement. He can 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:26.719 have all the n f T s. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.800 The NFT scandal has really been swept under. The whitewash 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:32.240 have come in. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:33.040 Oh yeah, and. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.120 Managed to get rid of that because that was the 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:39.320 biggest rought. And whoever designed those NFTs, God blessed them 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:42.080 and got and collected those millions of dollars. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:43.760 God bless them. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:47.080 I had when the that was the most obvious one 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.800 that I could tell was going to be a crocerd 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:50.640 ship from the get go, because no one could explain 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.200 it to me, and it was all the dumbest people 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:53.640 I knew that were trying to explain it to me. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:54.920 He took ice bars and. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:58.840 One of the someone sent me down one day. I 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.560 was just like, right, imagine this. There's an awesome party. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.960 All of your favorite influencers are there, but it's in 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:05.680 the metaverse, and the only way you can get in 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.679 there is if your profile pick is an NFT. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.880 I was like, I want you to know I hate 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.840 every single thing you just said. Then, I hate all 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.120 of it. I don't want to be in there. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.760 You lost me at all your favorite influences, Yeah, I 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:16.360 don't have any. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.800 It's like Lebron James is thereously and what I have 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.120 to have a picture of a monkey as my profile picked, But. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:21.720 He's not there? 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:22.080 Is he? 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.240 It's just his avatars in there. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:24.600 I know. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:25.880 I feel like it's going to go the other way. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.240 People want to be less online. You know, I was 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.160 in chat rooms in the early two thousands. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.920 It's not good. No it's not pretty, especially that chat Roulett. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.120 Have you played that? 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:39.080 Oh yeah, chat Roulet omeglec Messenger. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.720 Back in the day randoms could add you, well, the 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.720 chat Roulette one was fun for a bit until you 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.920 get dunk and he's a guy with his deck out, yeah, 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.520 which was the first time you opened it, and then 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.600 every time subsequently from there on out, and all it 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.120 was was just dudes waiting for the off chance that 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.600 there was a girl on there as well, which by 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.600 the way, there wasn't, and if there was, it was 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:59.360 a video being played, and they'd cut the video and 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:00.320 cut themselves. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.600 Yeah. The early days of the incidnet was just fucking wild. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.640 You'd be like, oh, here's a cool picture of a 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.680 car that you might like, or here's like your favorite Pokemon, 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.080 and here's a dude being beheaded in a bush somewhere, 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:12.720 and then. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.880 Now and here's guy's deck. 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:14.360 Yeah. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.400 Then here's your favorite basketball highlight. And then here's another 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.400 guy he's yeah, jumping his deck up. It's like fuck, 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.640 you know, so if you give me if, I'm a 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.520 little bit shell shocked after all of that. But anyway, 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.840 long short of that is give the NFTs to Porridge. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.200 Dan Evans in the US Open, which is going on 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.800 at the moment. Lulu Sun withdrew with injury. The other day, 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.440 Dan Evans has won the longest match that the US 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.080 Opened since tiebreakers were introduced in nineteen seventy. He beat 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:42.400 a bloke by the name of Karen and it took 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.160 him five hours of thirty five minutes. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.600 Ow, that is ridiculous. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.160 We'll put money on him losing the next I. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.000 Was just going to say, what his odds for the 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.320 next game. We should talk about this on the sports 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:54.960 book tomorrow. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.600 Yeah, I sent played already because a five and a 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:58.520 half hour game. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.280 That is brutal. That is absolutely brutial. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.680 You know, Like, I don't think I could do anything 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.880 for five hours and still have my wits about me. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.040 Drink. Oh, I know you when have your wits about you. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:12.640 I don't know. 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.640 I'll try it tomorrow, but I think that, like you could. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:17.840