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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twenty ninth
Speaker 1: of August.
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Speaker 1: We like to consider ourselves at the forefront of modern
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Speaker 1: Lane and with that in mind, today we have duct
Speaker 1: taped both cameras for this podcast, one to the desk
Speaker 1: over there and then one to the case that holds
Speaker 1: the World Test Championship Mace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I mean we're digital first, you know,
Speaker 3: and we're YouTube first. Of course, we're on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Here, we are on YouTube.
Speaker 1: This is all an endeavor to get us on YouTube.
Speaker 1: After seeing the staggering, eyewatering amounts that Christiano Ronaldo, you know,
Speaker 1: gotten his first sort of forty eight hours of being
Speaker 1: on YouTube, We're like, well, what's the difference between us
Speaker 1: and Christiano Ronaldo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Yeah, correct, And that's where it ends. So we're now
Speaker 4: on YouTube. Go and watch it.
Speaker 1: You can join the hundred of us, the people that
Speaker 1: are watching it as well.
Speaker 4: We haven't talked about Oasis. You're an Oasis fan?
Speaker 3: I kind of think I am, because do you know
Speaker 3: what I was? I was in England in nineteen ninety seven, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and man they were they were so it was it's
Speaker 3: hard to describe how big they were in the kind
Speaker 3: of mid nineties in England, early nineties and then like
Speaker 3: they were the biggest thing. I like them purely because
Speaker 3: they're funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you listen to some of their press conferences and
Speaker 3: they're one liners, they're fucking funny. Yeah, A dude, You're right.
Speaker 1: It's hard to explain just how big they were because
Speaker 1: they don't really seem like rock stars.
Speaker 4: They just look like two chevs from the fucking north
Speaker 4: of England, which.
Speaker 1: They are, which they are as well, and the great
Speaker 1: catchy songs. You wouldn't say that they're like particularly gifted
Speaker 1: musicians or singers or anything.
Speaker 4: Nah, And I think that's part of it as well,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: And off Off, you know, like we say, off Field
Speaker 3: kind of outside of the concerts there, they were hilarious
Speaker 3: because they are a walking headline and in England, you know,
Speaker 3: they love a headline. The tabloids course, they just kept
Speaker 3: on providing and then obviously they had the big dust up.
Speaker 3: If you listen to a podcast, is that the British
Speaker 3: Scandals podcast, And there's one on Liam and nol and
Speaker 3: it is hilarious, like they had proper backstage punch ups,
Speaker 3: proper throwing guitars at each other, smacking each other in
Speaker 3: the head, great stuff like that. Nowadays, all we've got
Speaker 3: fucking Taylor Swift preaching. We've got it's so boring.
Speaker 4: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Who the people are. Who are the rock stars now?
Speaker 1: That's because it's gone on poppy. It's all billy.
Speaker 3: You know what it is. It's moaning dudes talking about
Speaker 3: singing high and talking fucking moaning shit. It's fucking horrible.
Speaker 3: Most of them are. I couldn't tell you the difference
Speaker 3: because it's saying, yeah, fucking whatever, may we whiskey need
Speaker 3: I shove it up your ass.
Speaker 1: I dare say Oasis were whining as well, but I
Speaker 1: take your point.
Speaker 3: Hey, guitars and they fought on stage, and they smashed beer,
Speaker 3: and they went to man City Games and three Coins and.
Speaker 1: I think this has been what has it been like
Speaker 1: thirty years since they popped off and then it seems
Speaker 1: like twenty since they played together, is that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they've had the biggest I mean, we
Speaker 3: know it's brought them together. That's money broke. Yeah, they've
Speaker 3: been paid one hundred and ten million dollars or something
Speaker 3: for this fourteen gig tour of the UK and they're
Speaker 3: thinking about going global.
Speaker 4: Oh, they could go anywhere. I mean so many people
Speaker 4: are so excited about it.
Speaker 1: They literally just posted like the date, and I saw
Speaker 1: so many people that I didn't know were Oasis fans
Speaker 1: resharing it on their Instagram page.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see them live. I would love to
Speaker 3: see I don't think I've never seen them live. I
Speaker 3: should have when I was over in England because they
Speaker 3: were playing everywhere.
Speaker 4: Oh insight, I know, But.
Speaker 1: I should have gone to Notre Dame. It burned down
Speaker 1: after I left. Yeah, but then I just went there
Speaker 1: last year and I still didn't go. So do I
Speaker 1: really give it SyES closed?
Speaker 4: Oh? Was it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it going down.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that coming back, everyone's fired up about it.
Speaker 1: Almost immediately, people start ripping off the marketing of it
Speaker 1: because they just posted a date. Subway bought billboards and
Speaker 1: put dates on it because they're bringing back some sort
Speaker 1: of sandwiches. Just pumped the brakes on that one.
Speaker 3: Damn. Jared, Matt and Jerry on the Herdocke Breakfast replayed
Speaker 3: a interview they did with not No Dave being Sam
Speaker 3: Liam not Liam Noll with nol I must have been
Speaker 3: from about four or five years ago when he was
Speaker 3: touring out here on his own. And it's a very
Speaker 3: funny interview because they do it obviously they pre recorded it,
Speaker 3: so they're trying to encourage him to swear as much
Speaker 3: as possible, and they're trying to get him to say
Speaker 3: something controversial and then like they go okay, and I
Speaker 3: think you'll have to have listened to it. But Jerry
Speaker 3: goes something like, can we get some controversial and he goes, well,
Speaker 3: what do you want? He goes, well, what if I
Speaker 3: said something like, Noel Gallagher, you have been successful, You've
Speaker 3: written some of the bigger songs in the world, You've
Speaker 3: got you have the popular you're rich. Why are you
Speaker 3: still such a miserable cunt?
Speaker 1: It's so good and he barely laughs.
Speaker 3: That's good, that was good? What else do you want for?
Speaker 3: Then they meet you get at him with those brothers
Speaker 3: are funck work and then yeah, there it is, and
Speaker 3: they're like, there's nothing new. I've been saying he's a
Speaker 3: fun work for about ten years. It's it's a very
Speaker 3: funny in.
Speaker 4: On our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I saw a video of either Liam or Nola,
Speaker 1: I don't know which ones which He was backstage at
Speaker 1: some festival. He's playing, he's making himself a cup of tea.
Speaker 1: If you send that one, yes and see. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, we used to have a man who would
Speaker 1: put the tea bag in. There was another man with
Speaker 1: the milk. There was another man with the sugar that
Speaker 1: do it all for you. Now I have to fucking
Speaker 1: boil the kid or do the whole thing myself. This
Speaker 1: is why there's no rock stars anymore.
Speaker 3: Like they're they're just good fun. Yeah, they are good
Speaker 3: fun and on stage they've got great banda.
Speaker 1: People got nuts for them as well. Yeah, like going
Speaker 1: nuts to the point where a hotel chain in the
Speaker 1: UK has canceled all of the bookings around each of
Speaker 1: the Eggs, so anyone that had books, so people were
Speaker 1: speculating that they were they were going to announce a
Speaker 1: tour and so they were buying hotel rooms like on
Speaker 1: a whim that this is what's going to happen. And
Speaker 1: they found out about forty eight hours later all of
Speaker 1: the hotels canceled the bookings and are now selling them
Speaker 1: at triple the price.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, England's not a big country. What
Speaker 3: you want to do is you hire a driver, get
Speaker 3: a bus, yea, go there and back. Worry about the
Speaker 3: your calm.
Speaker 4: That's right, you're so right.
Speaker 1: It is like Great Britain and its entirety is about
Speaker 1: the size of the South Island, right, But England itself
Speaker 1: is basically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have an They have a six lane
Speaker 3: motorway that goes straight down the country, so you can
Speaker 3: go anywhere pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: So you can get in the bottom left hand lane.
Speaker 1: Rule the lorries are stone to the girls, and you'll
Speaker 1: be fine to sit in. Allegedly, you can sit in
Speaker 1: their draft and not even put the salerate. You don't
Speaker 1: even have to look where you're going because you're only
Speaker 1: going about seventy k's and you all you have to
Speaker 1: do is look at their bumper, and you're sweet and
Speaker 1: you'll get to your next job.
Speaker 4: Save as how we've got.
Speaker 1: Allegedly allegedly reportedly there's no reports about that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I just a bit of price gouging going on there.
Speaker 1: Someone posted on social media as well. I wanted to
Speaker 1: run this one past you, but they recently became a
Speaker 1: key with citizen and had already gone for a drive
Speaker 1: in the subaru to get a flat white.
Speaker 4: What else can they do to make it official?
Speaker 1: If you're just become a New Zealand citizen, how would
Speaker 1: you How would you celebrate? Oh you've got to attempt
Speaker 1: to eat an oyster or something like that. Some Kaimawana
Speaker 1: McKenna Kenner would be a good start.
Speaker 4: Ram Raider Michael Hill jeweler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eat a real sandy tour to Fritter.
Speaker 4: Moved to Australia.
Speaker 1: Would probably be the first thing I'd do to Cell
Speaker 1: he moved to the Gold Coast and pick up a scaffolding.
Speaker 3: Joe got to buy some jendles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think that's part of the citizenship test.
Speaker 1: You have them before you before you can get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get a swanee and a pair of stubbies.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Hit down the binge drinking habit.
Speaker 1: Pick up a pretty so a binge drinking habit that
Speaker 1: you just pass off as a bit of a laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just to sort of really press those emotions down, bottle
Speaker 1: them up.
Speaker 4: Start bottling your emotions up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, start bottling now and get a binge drinking habit.
Speaker 3: I'd save the ram ratings for a bit later on.
Speaker 3: I think I think something is too straight away.
Speaker 4: Is it an advanced level thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's something you grow into as a key.
Speaker 4: I think that's something for the voicemails.
Speaker 1: Let us know what you would do if you just
Speaker 1: got your key with citizenship, how you would celebrate to
Speaker 1: make it official. But speaking of great New Zealanders, the
Speaker 1: greatest New Zealander of all time witnessed a blood bath
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 3: What Billy T.
Speaker 1: James did to Hillary Barry overnight can never happen again.
Speaker 1: We need we need to put guardrails in place to
Speaker 1: protect people at Hillary Barry, it was a blood bath.
Speaker 3: I sent her a text saying it's everything's going to
Speaker 3: be okay. Yeah, you shouldn't respond.
Speaker 1: Look, not everyone can be the greatest New Zealander of
Speaker 1: all time, and in fact, only one person can. And
Speaker 1: unfortunately for Hillary Barry.
Speaker 3: It will not be heard this year speaking of blood bath,
Speaker 3: so today it could be the biggest blood bath and history.
Speaker 3: Who we got Ritchie mccaugh and Herald the Giraffe.
Speaker 4: This is tough.
Speaker 1: This is tough, and I know if you asked Richie
Speaker 1: he would have never wanted this, But Harold's all about it.
Speaker 4: I feel like Harold wants all the smoke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mo. I mean, look, Ritchie mcau is such a
Speaker 3: great guy. He'd vote for Harold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he would, Yeah, he would.
Speaker 3: He does a lot of good in community. Harold like
Speaker 3: arguably more in the community in Richie mccaugh going to
Speaker 3: all those schools, Yes, every week, every day in a
Speaker 3: different region of New Zealand. Harold the Giraffe is changing lives.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I no, no, that's right.
Speaker 1: And I think that if Richie mccaugh announced that he
Speaker 1: was going to be visiting every school around the country
Speaker 1: in the back of a trailer. Yeah, and he'd like
Speaker 1: all of your children to go in their trailer with him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for an hour of their day.
Speaker 4: You know, it probably wouldn't get the same response.
Speaker 3: Nah, been steady flies around looking cool as fucking a helicopter.
Speaker 4: Well yeah.
Speaker 1: The conversely, if Harold the Giraffe said that he was
Speaker 1: going to start flying a helicopter around, you know, I
Speaker 1: think people would take that a certain way too, so
Speaker 1: you know, it swings and roundabouts. Unfortunately, I think Richie
Speaker 1: is just a buzz or if you run into Richie,
Speaker 1: you know, I think he's going to Billy T James
Speaker 1: Old Harold Easy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think when we start getting into the third round
Speaker 3: and he starts coming up against your Charlie Uphams the world,
Speaker 3: I think that's when it starts going to get a
Speaker 3: bit spicy.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately, yeah, I think this is going to be
Speaker 1: a real blood bath.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but again it's not up to us.
Speaker 1: Going and have your say on the old sosh Med
Speaker 1: Facebook and Instagram. You can have your vote, have an
Speaker 1: argument in the comments as well. Don't come winging to
Speaker 1: us when someone has an argument with you in the
Speaker 1: comments either, Yeah, it's okay, and fire them back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get this thing out, all right, Let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back and talk some spot. The
Speaker 1: salaries of all blacks assistants have been dridged up because
Speaker 1: of the whole Leon McDonald thing, because so he's been
Speaker 1: dismissed two months into what was a four year contract. Ye,
Speaker 1: all of the coaching staff presumably we're contracted through until
Speaker 1: the next Rugby World Cup, and raisers just said, look,
Speaker 1: let's just nips in the bud right now, this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna work.
Speaker 4: We going to have been yet, but he signed the contract.
Speaker 3: But I like the fact that it's not working to
Speaker 3: move on. Yeah, because a lot of people in a
Speaker 3: lot of marriage jobs and marriages and jobs, they just
Speaker 3: try and work it out, and once it's gone, it's gone,
Speaker 3: like you cannot bring it back. So I think it's
Speaker 3: a great call. And whatever it costs them, it costs them.
Speaker 3: It's the same as any other employment issue. If you
Speaker 3: sign a contract and it gets terminated earlier, you get
Speaker 3: to pay out.
Speaker 1: I would agree with that if there wasn't this whole
Speaker 1: silver bullshit hanging over us because now presumably well so
Speaker 1: they believe that the salary range is between five hundred
Speaker 1: to seven hundred thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3: Who's believing how they got that figures?
Speaker 1: There isn't there some sort of privacy You want to
Speaker 1: remind you, I do not fact check, because so I
Speaker 1: can't tell you the Rugby Union are not a publicly
Speaker 1: listed company, are they obliged to They're not a charity.
Speaker 3: They are obliged to release their salaries.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't, but I would maybe someone else overseas would
Speaker 1: you know, you'd probably know how much you could get
Speaker 1: on the open market if you were over somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this speculation.
Speaker 1: Also, Super Rugby are a three hundred and fifty k
Speaker 1: for a head coach coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so that's a head coach though this is
Speaker 3: an assistant for them.
Speaker 1: Again, I didn't fact check this, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm pucking a number out of my ass
Speaker 1: that I read from an it's a lot an actual journal.
Speaker 3: It's probably it's a lot more more than all of
Speaker 3: us on.
Speaker 1: The lower end of the more than all the years
Speaker 1: on the lower end of the spectrum. Let's say that
Speaker 1: it's five hundred k. This is two million dollars of
Speaker 1: silver like money that has now gone and beer. In mind,
Speaker 1: South Canterbury didn't have enough funds to get up to
Speaker 1: challenge for the Rand Philly Shield.
Speaker 4: I like the fact that they're playing at Eden Park
Speaker 4: in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'll pay out his entire contract. I
Speaker 3: don't think that that's not really how those employment things work.
Speaker 3: I think the terminator and the would agree a number.
Speaker 3: He doesn't get paid out his entire contract. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it's not two million, that's out of the window. I think.
Speaker 3: I think a good half mill would be paid to
Speaker 3: him because he's now eligible to go and coach in Australia,
Speaker 3: coach in Japan or wherever. So I think there would
Speaker 3: have been a number. Ree there's still quite a lot
Speaker 3: of a lot of money because how many assistant coaches
Speaker 3: has he got.
Speaker 4: For one, two, three that I can think of? Four?
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, So again this is a lot of I
Speaker 1: don't know what we went. We had to deal with
Speaker 1: the Silverlec thing for like three fucking years and then
Speaker 1: what came out of it. We gave two million dollars
Speaker 1: to Porage McDonald and then we got n f t's.
Speaker 4: Out of it.
Speaker 3: Hey hey they were black men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well is that part of the agreement. He can
Speaker 1: have all the n f T s.
Speaker 3: The NFT scandal has really been swept under. The whitewash
Speaker 3: have come in.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Managed to get rid of that because that was the
Speaker 3: biggest rought. And whoever designed those NFTs, God blessed them
Speaker 3: and got and collected those millions of dollars.
Speaker 4: God bless them.
Speaker 1: I had when the that was the most obvious one
Speaker 1: that I could tell was going to be a crocerd
Speaker 1: ship from the get go, because no one could explain
Speaker 1: it to me, and it was all the dumbest people
Speaker 1: I knew that were trying to explain it to me.
Speaker 3: He took ice bars and.
Speaker 1: One of the someone sent me down one day. I
Speaker 1: was just like, right, imagine this. There's an awesome party.
Speaker 1: All of your favorite influencers are there, but it's in
Speaker 1: the metaverse, and the only way you can get in
Speaker 1: there is if your profile pick is an NFT.
Speaker 4: I was like, I want you to know I hate
Speaker 4: every single thing you just said. Then, I hate all
Speaker 4: of it. I don't want to be in there.
Speaker 3: You lost me at all your favorite influences, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't have any.
Speaker 1: It's like Lebron James is thereously and what I have
Speaker 1: to have a picture of a monkey as my profile picked, But.
Speaker 3: He's not there?
Speaker 4: Is he?
Speaker 3: It's just his avatars in there.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to go the other way.
Speaker 1: People want to be less online. You know, I was
Speaker 1: in chat rooms in the early two thousands.
Speaker 3: It's not good. No it's not pretty, especially that chat Roulett.
Speaker 4: Have you played that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chat Roulet omeglec Messenger.
Speaker 3: Back in the day randoms could add you, well, the
Speaker 3: chat Roulette one was fun for a bit until you
Speaker 3: get dunk and he's a guy with his deck out, yeah,
Speaker 3: which was the first time you opened it, and then
Speaker 3: every time subsequently from there on out, and all it
Speaker 3: was was just dudes waiting for the off chance that
Speaker 3: there was a girl on there as well, which by
Speaker 3: the way, there wasn't, and if there was, it was
Speaker 3: a video being played, and they'd cut the video and
Speaker 3: cut themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The early days of the incidnet was just fucking wild.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh, here's a cool picture of a
Speaker 1: car that you might like, or here's like your favorite Pokemon,
Speaker 1: and here's a dude being beheaded in a bush somewhere,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 4: Now and here's guy's deck.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then here's your favorite basketball highlight. And then here's another
Speaker 1: guy he's yeah, jumping his deck up. It's like fuck,
Speaker 1: you know, so if you give me if, I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit shell shocked after all of that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: long short of that is give the NFTs to Porridge.
Speaker 1: Dan Evans in the US Open, which is going on
Speaker 1: at the moment. Lulu Sun withdrew with injury. The other day,
Speaker 1: Dan Evans has won the longest match that the US
Speaker 1: Opened since tiebreakers were introduced in nineteen seventy. He beat
Speaker 1: a bloke by the name of Karen and it took
Speaker 1: him five hours of thirty five minutes.
Speaker 4: Ow, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: We'll put money on him losing the next I.
Speaker 1: Was just going to say, what his odds for the
Speaker 1: next game. We should talk about this on the sports
Speaker 1: book tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I sent played already because a five and a
Speaker 3: half hour game.
Speaker 4: That is brutal. That is absolutely brutial.
Speaker 1: You know, Like, I don't think I could do anything
Speaker 1: for five hours and still have my wits about me.
Speaker 3: Drink. Oh, I know you when have your wits about you.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll try it tomorrow, but I think that, like you could.
Speaker 1: That's longer than any Lord of the Rings movie. You know,
Speaker 1: when you're finished watching a Lord of the Rings movie,
Speaker 1: even standing up with Stretch, well it was long. That's
Speaker 1: the extended cuts too. You just get through half of
Speaker 1: Harry Potter in that in that time. Five and a
Speaker 1: half hours is preposterous. They need to come up with
Speaker 1: a different way to do that than just letting these
Speaker 1: boys go Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've doug their own grave on that one. Yeah, idea.
Speaker 3: I've watched any of the US Open. Usually i'd i'd
Speaker 3: usually i'd sneak in a little bit, but it's completely
Speaker 3: gone off the radar. I'm almost sported out with the Olympics.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a break. Yeah, all blacks are on Warrior's
Speaker 3: last game. I've kind of let this one slip through
Speaker 3: to the keeper.
Speaker 4: Well, they're also still in the early doors.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, are you right?
Speaker 1: And there was also tennis very recently at the Olympics.
Speaker 1: It was like when Lydia Co was playing that golf tournament,
Speaker 1: No and news she's even playing it.
Speaker 4: There's the last just for two one awesome this tusday.
Speaker 1: So let's go for a throwback Thursday and today I'd
Speaker 1: like to throw it back to our most successful Paralympics
Speaker 1: campaign of all time, because of course, overnight the Paralympics
Speaker 1: opening ceremony was on.
Speaker 4: We're underway now over there in Paris.
Speaker 1: Our most successful by gold medal standards Summer Paralympics was
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen and you will remember that one because Sophie
Speaker 1: Pasco won one two three gold medals, a two silvers.
Speaker 1: But it was also the one where Liam Malone first
Speaker 1: started to the scene. So he won the men's two
Speaker 1: hundred meters and then he got a silver in the
Speaker 1: men's one hundred meters as well. I actually saw Lamb
Speaker 1: alone this morning at the gym I go quite often.
Speaker 1: And the brilliant thing about like one of the great
Speaker 1: things about not having legs for him or having artificial leagus,
Speaker 1: so he can pick what is so.
Speaker 3: Like I think it he can be a short king
Speaker 3: or a.
Speaker 4: Six foot five when he walked in today.
Speaker 3: So God bless you, I would too mine. You can't
Speaker 3: get too you can't get too carried away over it,
Speaker 3: as he'd start to look like a bit of a
Speaker 3: kind of a guy on stilts. He looked like a cannie.
Speaker 3: If he tuned in, if he tuned up with like
Speaker 3: two meter meter and a half artificial legs, he's gonna
Speaker 3: look a bit canny. You've got to keep it in proportion.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 1: But also if you're a plasterer and you have ceilings
Speaker 1: to plaster this, yes, that would be a massive advantage.
Speaker 3: What's he up to these days, Liam Malone, I think
Speaker 3: it was a back session this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh lets and yeah, just pulled down rows, yes, and
Speaker 1: pulled downs yeah, some low rows.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not sure what he's doing.
Speaker 1: I did produce a podcast but that he was on,
Speaker 1: and I didn't listen to a single second of what
Speaker 1: he's talking about.
Speaker 3: I heard he's quite a quite a good speaker. I've
Speaker 3: heard him a great speaker.
Speaker 1: He speaks at a few corporate functions, and a very
Speaker 1: intelligent dude. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he's got some
Speaker 1: smart guy Josh, but also run real quick and in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen he ran faster than anyone else over two
Speaker 1: hundred meters. Sophie Pasco was winning so many golds. I
Speaker 1: was living in a flat and tomorrow. I think I've
Speaker 1: told the story before, but which she was winning them.
Speaker 1: This was on a Sunday morning where you're vulnerable, desperately hungover,
Speaker 1: desperately hungover, about six of us lying in this in
Speaker 1: this flat and timorrow. The guy that owned the flat
Speaker 1: was an electrician and he pulled an air con unit
Speaker 1: out of one of the houses he was working on
Speaker 1: it installed it in his own because it was leaky,
Speaker 1: and so if you sat in the corner that was
Speaker 1: underneath the ear con you had to put like a
Speaker 1: rain jacket on or something because it would just dribble
Speaker 1: all over you. And so I'm lying underneath that in
Speaker 1: a rain jacket.
Speaker 4: And then on.
Speaker 1: TV she gets up, she's winning her third gold medal,
Speaker 1: Dame Sophie Pasco. She's crying. They cut to her appearance
Speaker 1: in the crowd, dark cry and cuts me in the corner.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a rain jacket underneath the air on
Speaker 1: unit leaking on me.
Speaker 4: I'm crying. Look over my mate, he's crying. He looks me.
Speaker 4: Oh you're crying, bro, you are too bad.
Speaker 3: No, I mean she just covered in your conditioning fluid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is the condensation of all of your breath.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that was That was my memory of the
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen Paralympic Games. I played a game of sharades
Speaker 1: recently with a member of the alternative commentary collective who
Speaker 1: shall Remain nameless, and the person he got to act
Speaker 1: out was Dame Sophie Pasco, and he put one arm
Speaker 1: behind his back and swam and obviously no one got it.
Speaker 1: And then right at the end, we're like, who was it?
Speaker 1: And he goes Sophie Pascot, so so she is missing
Speaker 1: a leak, not at all. So yeah, just just if
Speaker 1: you're if you're playing any charades this week, Yeah, want
Speaker 1: to be Yeah, we'll watch out for that. Want to
Speaker 1: be weary of It's also Thursday, so we need to
Speaker 1: put our game day hunch on lane.
Speaker 4: What do you got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's probably I'm going to park the Warriors.
Speaker 3: I think it's all Blacks and South Africa quite a
Speaker 3: big challenge. In South Africa, we've I mean I was
Speaker 3: trying to look out some stats. New Zealand have won
Speaker 3: twenty six matches in South Africa, so after have won
Speaker 3: twenty five. It's pretty pretty tightly. Yeah, in New Zealand,
Speaker 3: it's the records much it's like All Black thirty three,
Speaker 3: spring Box ten. So it's quite even over there and
Speaker 3: always quite tight. But but I think it's going to
Speaker 3: be a turgid affair. I think New Zealand go over there.
Speaker 3: They don't go over his favorites at all, paying two
Speaker 3: to seventy at the moment which lost to Argentina. So
Speaker 3: I don't think it's good. I don't think they'll get
Speaker 3: a hiding. I don't think. I think it'll be close,
Speaker 3: but I think in Joe Burg, I think the Brocks
Speaker 3: are probably going to get up. I don't think they're
Speaker 3: going to score much. So my hunch, which I think
Speaker 3: would put our hundred bonus bit on, is less than
Speaker 3: fifty and a half points total. Okay, So because I
Speaker 3: think it's going to be fairly turgid and don't have me,
Speaker 3: but I'm going to South Africa one.
Speaker 4: To twelve happiness insurance, Yeah.
Speaker 3: A little bit, because I think it's going to be tight.
Speaker 3: Just Joe Big is going to be difficult for the
Speaker 3: All Blacks, I think, and I think my cat says
Speaker 3: if they lose this one, they'll win in Cape Town
Speaker 3: the All Blacks.
Speaker 4: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: But I would also say if I asked you what
Speaker 1: three weeks ago, after we'd just lost to Argentina, how
Speaker 1: you thought would go against South Africa, you would have
Speaker 1: said South Africa thirteen.
Speaker 3: Plus, yeah, and seeing them demolish Australia with a B team. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you know, this is one of these games, and
Speaker 3: I know it's a cliche, you know they always get
Speaker 3: up for the sou Africa's but it is the world's
Speaker 3: biggest rugby rivalry. It hands down, you know them Plane
Speaker 3: since nineteen twenty one. You know, it took to a
Speaker 3: ninety six for the All Blacks to actually win a
Speaker 3: series in South Africa. So it's brutal, it is. It's
Speaker 3: the I mean, what's the biggest rivalry in.
Speaker 4: Football in the world.
Speaker 3: Is it Brazil, Argentina.
Speaker 4: Aucklands the Phoenix.
Speaker 3: Yes it is, but I think it's not one of
Speaker 3: those things where I think there'll be a blowout. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's what I'm going under fifty and a half
Speaker 3: and so Africa one to twelve. That's paying. I'll just
Speaker 3: put it into my phone for eighty two, okay, So
Speaker 3: it's not bad. That's not bad. It is a little
Speaker 3: bit of happiness insurance because I mean, if they get up,
Speaker 3: good on them. But I think if they do get up,
Speaker 3: it's only going to be by smidge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take one last break, follow that
Speaker 1: bit and responsibly by the way, and I'll come back
Speaker 1: with yours please, yours please.
Speaker 2: Brought you by Leader home of the Lasnapa.
Speaker 1: For them to get through today lane for school of
Speaker 1: yours please.
Speaker 5: Jan's greetings from Perth on AFL players in the NFL.
Speaker 5: I think the first was Darren Bennett as a punter
Speaker 5: back in the late nineties early two thousands. Then so
Speaker 5: Rocker from Collingwood, Ben Graham, he used to captain Geelong,
Speaker 5: and as of this year there was Mitch Wishnowski playing
Speaker 5: for the forty nine ers in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: How could I forget a game? Bush Nowski.
Speaker 3: That's that's a lot more than I thought. But it
Speaker 3: makes sense really because those rules players can fun punt
Speaker 3: a ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Ben Graham's the one I was thinking of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, you're you're right, it's a different ball.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a long, proud history of AFL players
Speaker 1: going over there and punting in the NFL. But like
Speaker 1: we were saying yesterday, I don't think anyone's going to
Speaker 1: make it as a running back or wide receiver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they've got a better record than rugby players,
Speaker 3: even though AFL because a lot of ruggy players have
Speaker 3: actually cracked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, better than rugby league as well, but at
Speaker 1: a very specific part of the game. That's the weird
Speaker 1: part about American sports in general, but mostly NFL. It's
Speaker 1: so specialized. Yeah, like a punter is not like any.
Speaker 4: Other football player. They don't do bugger all.
Speaker 1: And the goalkicker even more so, he plays a different
Speaker 1: game than everyone else. Yeah, that's why everyone gets so
Speaker 1: hard up the goalkicker if they miss, because my job mate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's literally all you do. You've been warming up on
Speaker 1: the sideline this entire game. I've been out there getting
Speaker 1: my neck snapped.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But with the kick with the kicker, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can see where things can go wrong, like the
Speaker 3: snap the guy places it. You know, it's a bit
Speaker 3: of jippardy. You're relying on that and if you miss,
Speaker 3: the guy who snapped it might have gone but wide,
Speaker 3: he might have put it down in time. So is
Speaker 3: it better? I'm sure ten out of ten If it's
Speaker 3: placed correctly and the snap it'll go on, the tea
Speaker 3: will go over.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it is a weird.
Speaker 1: I know Larry David's talk for the longest time about
Speaker 1: they should get rid of the post in the NFL.
Speaker 1: That's roight at the idea to get rid of them
Speaker 1: in rugby and rugby league. But it's the most glaring
Speaker 1: in the NFL. It's a completely different game. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not even the same thing. And why do they always
Speaker 1: kick from straight out in front?
Speaker 4: Anyway? Greater minds announced another call here.
Speaker 6: You're suppose cay fellas be against Probably you guys must suffering.
Speaker 6: South Canterbury's coming to the book Smoke, playing the Fox
Speaker 6: the Fuzz. How come the Indian rugby can do that
Speaker 6: for the Randhilly shield draped? Seems podcast save your life
Speaker 6: story for a book when you're about forty odd and
Speaker 6: go on every single podcast and talk about.
Speaker 7: It for six.
Speaker 3: That seems to be the way, isn't it If you
Speaker 3: release a book you just go on to it. Don't
Speaker 3: you go through the washing machine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get.
Speaker 1: Through the car wash and interviewed by every single person
Speaker 1: to the same story.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So South Canterbury coming to the Big Smoke, coming to
Speaker 3: play at Eden Park, Why, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually playing our horror fen in Auckland, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe is it a curtain raiser another game? But bad
Speaker 3: news is you're away.
Speaker 1: Hi will be in Germany at that stage.
Speaker 3: We're on the Export Ultra Bier Garden tour, so unfortunately
Speaker 3: you're not going to hear.
Speaker 4: As much to see South.
Speaker 3: But that's true. Why didn't they for a Ramfley Shield.
Speaker 3: They should host They should host that Ramfley Shield challenge
Speaker 3: Land in a park every year. Yeah, that should be
Speaker 3: a tradition.
Speaker 4: A fourth straight Hutland Rugby title now Grace Hallow Turf,
Speaker 4: Eden Park. I don't know why. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: They've been trying to make it work for a few years.
Speaker 1: Apparently if a company chief executive rickoned, But okay, so
Speaker 1: we can get them flown out to Auckland to play
Speaker 1: a team from Wellington.
Speaker 4: Cheaper cheaper to fly to Auckland than to get to
Speaker 4: hawks By.
Speaker 3: And it must be it must be a curtain raiser
Speaker 3: to another game.
Speaker 4: Just to you know why why I must it?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm talking about cost, that's why. Because I'm saying,
Speaker 3: if there's a game on already, in terms of security
Speaker 3: stadium operations, your best to have more than one game.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I have seen the crowds that turn out to Auckland
Speaker 1: games at Eden Park.
Speaker 4: They still get a look like curtain raisers.
Speaker 1: They still shut down all the roads, they still apply
Speaker 1: the stadium. So Auckland Rugby to be like we need
Speaker 1: to shut the streets.
Speaker 3: I don't think's Aalkland Rugby. I think it's the council's requirement.
Speaker 3: There's more people on.
Speaker 4: The fucking Paddict than their own stands. Did you shut
Speaker 4: the roads down for them to get the training? Relax? Anyway? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know why that's Why couldn't that be the
Speaker 4: Shield challenge?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Anyway, again, great.
Speaker 4: Mine's announced another caller here.
Speaker 8: You're suppose you get a fellas. It's Horatio Ringbinder here.
Speaker 8: Just want to talk about the mini stru work history
Speaker 8: a little bit, and I reckon you should. I should
Speaker 8: do like a ESPN thirty for thirty deep dive into
Speaker 8: my eyes work history. They'll be absolutely fabulous. Maybe get
Speaker 8: someone like Timmy Wit and Morris and to do the
Speaker 8: voiceover for it.
Speaker 4: I reckon be bloody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jeers guys, A regular contributor, Horatio Ringbinder must admit
Speaker 3: chune for quality. Yeah, terms of his recording, he knows
Speaker 3: what he's up to. He's got he's gone into a
Speaker 3: quiet space with a little echo and nawed it.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, thirty for thirty Doctor. They've pitched a book,
Speaker 1: a documentary.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't read and subsequently I can't write, so that's
Speaker 1: probably ruling the book out.
Speaker 3: Well, you get it someone the ghost right? Oh, as
Speaker 3: we do, I'm lifting the covers. What they don't really
Speaker 3: write their own books?
Speaker 4: What do you mean they're telling me when someone puts
Speaker 4: a book out, it's shocking.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at some of the books in front
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 3: Yep, Well you know Christmas and Rarah Tonga, John Right
Speaker 3: didn't write it, God Goes written.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Dylan Cleavett is about to write.
Speaker 3: My He's the best in the business.
Speaker 1: Narrated by Tim Word to Morrison. Yeah, powerful thirty for thirty.
Speaker 1: I suppose you'd have to spend a minute on each
Speaker 1: job and then get through them all. I think we've
Speaker 1: got one more call of your suppose.
Speaker 7: You know why you fellows with the top sports Jason
Speaker 7: Podcast Country. But that's the most information I've heard about
Speaker 7: a boat sending anywhere. I don't really care too much
Speaker 7: about it, but now I've heard all of us ship
Speaker 7: I'm the best that I might do my research talk mechanic,
Speaker 7: my local diesel mechanics.
Speaker 3: We're going to get up to us, do you know what?
Speaker 3: And I've read some more. When when they raised this
Speaker 3: boat from the bottom, this Baysian, that's when then they're
Speaker 3: going to know what's going on, because if it was
Speaker 3: blown up by or if it was some sort of assassination,
Speaker 3: there's going to be evidence on that boat that they go, hey,
Speaker 3: how come the side of the hulls blown out during
Speaker 3: a water spout?
Speaker 1: It was a down spout that came out of the clouds,
Speaker 1: and yet the hull has been blown up.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and I think the suspicions around why did
Speaker 3: all the crew survive except the chef and all the
Speaker 3: passengers died.
Speaker 4: Because he wasn't cooking very good meals recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the it carries on this whole drama.
Speaker 4: There's a lot there.
Speaker 1: I do think it's all incidental, But if you wanted
Speaker 1: to put your team fo a head on.
Speaker 3: Like you're saying, in forty eight hours, both both dudes died.
Speaker 3: Both dudes died and not in suspicious circumstances. That didn't yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, they didn't.
Speaker 1: Those guys out for a run. I also read a
Speaker 1: bit more on this. I'm captivated by it now. The
Speaker 1: guy that hit the dude that was was actually a
Speaker 1: woman as sort of like an older woman, and she's
Speaker 1: cooperating fully with the investigation. So I think it was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, oh, NaN's hits up a pedestrian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, and yeah, it's a hard cell going going
Speaker 3: up to some old lady and goes, do you drive
Speaker 3: this road often? Here is a million dollars run this
Speaker 3: guy down?
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, although if you want a plausible deniability.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also if you're just retiring, want to see
Speaker 3: e grandkids.
Speaker 1: Up, it's easier to do than generating a down spout,
Speaker 1: or also easier than putting some plutonium in a cup
Speaker 1: of tea.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, so do your own research into all of that.
Speaker 4: But it's fun to think about.
Speaker 3: Yachting is a sport. It's kind of sports adjacent, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yachting Bayesian yachting.
Speaker 1: Is a sports adjacent activity. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: He had been actually got robbed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yes, I didn't bring this up.
Speaker 1: This is I know, we've put a we've put an
Speaker 1: embargo on Actual America's Cup updates.
Speaker 4: I think until we're racing.
Speaker 3: I reckon it's a mere cap adjacent and this is
Speaker 3: American Cap America's cap adjacent.
Speaker 1: Sir Ben Ainsley and I don't like when people get
Speaker 1: knighted before they finished their career.
Speaker 4: But Sir Ben Ainsley.
Speaker 1: How has Rolex taken off them at knife point in Barcelona?
Speaker 3: Okay, a couple of things. Anyone who's been to Barcelona.
Speaker 3: You do not go around flashing your riches, no at all.
Speaker 3: You don't even you don't even have like a camera
Speaker 3: hanging around your neck or a bagds Yeah, none of that.
Speaker 3: So to roll around in your Rolex, oh.
Speaker 1: Mate, you're asking for it, and it's the most sailing
Speaker 1: thing of all time trying to find.
Speaker 4: It exactly how much it was.
Speaker 1: There was a figure there, Yeah, thirty five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: watch you had?
Speaker 3: Fuck it was.
Speaker 4: A Rolex that that was a gift.
Speaker 3: I don't think you bore an absolute winner for the
Speaker 3: for the mugger, Oh I know, he's like, what jackpot
Speaker 3: Rolex thirty five grand? He would Disappointingly for Ben Ainsley,
Speaker 3: the Mugga would have sold it for one hundred bucks, yeah,
Speaker 3: one hundred euro ten minutes later, just some pawn shop
Speaker 3: and the porn shops.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, giddy up, yeah, and they sell that for
Speaker 1: about five thousand dollars and the will keeps spinning.
Speaker 4: But I just love that.
Speaker 1: It's like, there couldn't be a bigger advertisement for hey,
Speaker 1: there's heaps of rich guys over here. And now I
Speaker 1: think if I, you know, if I'm a robber, or
Speaker 1: if I've just got like a a like a job
Speaker 1: that requires me to have a box cutter, I'll probably
Speaker 1: be hanging around the docks there and just like waiting
Speaker 1: for someone to come into What a nice watch, mate,
Speaker 1: Well you.
Speaker 3: Watch now they're all going to have armed security.
Speaker 4: Get that was the.
Speaker 1: First thing that they did, was the upsecurity around the
Speaker 1: whole thing. If anyone's in the market for a cheap rolics,
Speaker 1: head over to Barthelna you find one there.
Speaker 4: All right, let's knock this.
Speaker 1: Thing on the head. We'll be back tomorrow for a
Speaker 1: bumper Friday. We have the acc Sports Book powered by
Speaker 1: the TB. Carl Tyler will be back in the studio
Speaker 1: and we're going to be talking to the coma kid
Speaker 1: Ian Jones.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, and we're going to be doing it from
Speaker 3: the All Blacks Experience yep up there in Sky City.
Speaker 3: So looking forward to that.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Get his thoughts on playing in South Africa from someone
Speaker 1: who actually did it. While a line out seems to
Speaker 1: have been bad and then come right from someone again
Speaker 1: and then went bad again.
Speaker 4: What actually happened with Razor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that and probably considerably less tomorrow on the
Speaker 1: Gender Podcast.
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