1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium Podcast Network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of Pod. Welcome 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: Got a little bit of a critique for the gastro Entrology, 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: the clinic I go to for my colonoscopies. Oh yeah, 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: we had your last one that went well, went well, 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: one poll up this year. That's bloody good news for me. 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: And it's gone, so we'll see. 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,080 Speaker 3: But you know, the prep. You do the prep. 10 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: You do a two to three day of low fiber 11 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: eating and kind of eat if all because it's boring 12 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: and yuck, and then you do one whole. 13 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: Day of not ennying. 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: So when you arrive in the morning for your colonoscopy hungry, 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: let's fetch. I can't even imagine you in the stane up. 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 2: Little band angry with violent, unpredictable diarrhea that you yeah yourself. 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So I was definitely girdling, and I just 18 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: wanted everything to like move along so I could go 19 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: to sleep, wake up and have that lovely little They 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: make a sandwich hammy okay, you know, made hammi gone 21 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: white bread. Anyway, so I get into the reception area 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: side and then I sit down and they're like, there's 23 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: a little bit of white. So I was early one 24 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: and to that, you know, you're in a line of people. 25 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 3: Get in there. 26 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 2: Do they wash the hose in between or use a 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 2: different white spit and white? Right? What is it? What 28 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: is it that they put up there? Is it like 29 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: a hose? 30 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 3: Camera, a little camera, a flexible thing? 31 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 1: Right, And then they can get and then they open 32 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: you a little bit. They blow ear into you, which 33 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: is the way far if they're like men, you need. 34 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 3: To remove things. 35 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 2: They fill you up. And but then how do they 36 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 2: do they sterilize or something? They pop it in the 37 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,479 Speaker 2: star froom dishwasher. 38 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 3: I think just a wipe on the slacks. 39 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: You use a knife to the bread knife and you 40 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: cut bread and you don't actually even need to wash it. 41 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 2: It's the same with it whether you use flour in 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 2: a bottle and it's only for flour, and then you 43 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 2: just bang it up so down on the sink, give 44 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: it a blow and there she goes back and then 45 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 2: you can't see the flowers. So you're like, it's clean, 46 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 2: it's clear. It's so true about the I never cleaned that, 47 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 2: you know, I didn't get wet. 48 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: No, it didn't get wet. It doesn't need to be cleaned. 49 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: Wipe on the trousers anyway. No criticisms with any of 50 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: the part of the process other than in the waiting room. Remember, 51 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: I haven't eaten properly for three days. I haven't eaten 52 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: anything at all for like a day and a half exclusively. 53 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: There's five magazines on the coffee table. All of them 54 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: were food, Dish magazine, Cuisine magazine, like all of them cakes, roasts, 55 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: one of them was curries and dips. 56 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 2: I was like everything you want to eat At that 57 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 2: very moment. 58 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: That felt one it felt intentional, and two it felt 59 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: very cruel. 60 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 3: It was horrible. 61 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: But then you less passing the time and they say like, 62 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: please don't use your phones in here because obviously there's 63 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: people in there that maybe don't want to be like 64 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: photographed or video getting there. Bums looked at bums contained 65 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: a lot of shame. Still, it was crazy, been and 66 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: gone and we still celebrate. But that they had to 67 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: just food books and it was really awful. And I 68 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: just sat there dribbling and drawling over us. 69 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 2: So what would you just prefer some woman's weekly is now? 70 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 3: Want to catch up on some Shorty Street. Goss. Ye 71 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 3: see what JJ and Manu are. 72 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 2: Doing doing some crosswords. Recent the magazines are as famously old, 73 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 2: they weren't too bad. 74 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: The oldest one was a Christmas Food It's pretty trifle. 75 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: It was pretty pretty recent. That was the oldest one. 76 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: Now the Fresh mags. 77 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 2: But the food well good, good feedback, good criticism. 78 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 3: I will be emailing. 79 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: And when they ask how was your experience, I say, enjoy, 80 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: but other than the torturous magazines you left on the 81 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: coffee table.