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Speaker 1: For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: get up even closer.

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Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for targets for

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Speaker 2: to sit every weekday on Radioca.

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Speaker 3: Well, here we are again, a shell speck here today,

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Speaker 3: nestling at the breast of mother Radio. I don't mind it,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? What's that nestling at the

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Speaker 3: breast of mother radio?

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Speaker 1: Nestling?

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Speaker 3: I'snztling at the breast of mother radio.

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Speaker 4: How are we, fellas?

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Speaker 2: We all pretty I'm pretty pumped to be back at work.

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Speaker 2: A long weekend, but I spent the vast majority of

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Speaker 2: it drinking. Oh nah, But I did it in a

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Speaker 2: good way. I didn't a fun way. I cut it

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Speaker 2: with people that I hadn't seen for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Sure that's really good, Yeah, really good fun.

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Speaker 3: I too, had a lovely long weekend. Yeah, really really productive,

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Speaker 3: but also really enjoyable.

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Speaker 1: But I but no drinking.

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Speaker 5: You're saying reproductive as well.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of which, pack san Nah.

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Speaker 1: Just draw.

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Speaker 3: He does, and he's got that smile again.

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Speaker 4: But that's all good. That's all good. I mean, each

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Speaker 4: of their own feel your boots had.

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Speaker 5: A fantastic one weekend, fellas.

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Speaker 1: Thanks yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a few gigs and.

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Speaker 1: That giggy giggity Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll discuss the gig that we all have

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Speaker 3: in common maybe in the show Absolute Dozy.

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Speaker 1: It was yeah.

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Speaker 3: But I recall, though, Margie, that your guests had a child,

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Speaker 3: didn't They did, But that was okay, it was great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he slept all through the night.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they've got to be pretty bad to bother me. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you're sweet, sweet little feller. He was a little smiler,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that's pretty much kids for you, you

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Speaker 3: really cute, very cute little fellery. My wife's doing this

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Speaker 1: Where she's doing the same thing.

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Speaker 4: Like smiling or shitting herself.

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Speaker 3: No, not quite, but she's she's doing the whole baby thing.

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Speaker 3: She's not like us having babies, but she wants babies.

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Speaker 3: one of the most maternal people you will ever meet

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Speaker 5: The girls cut baby, and all.

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Speaker 3: The girls are like, all the girls are like mom

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Speaker 3: needs a baby, who's going to be first, you.

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Speaker 3: Because and they're feeling the pressure of it, of making

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Speaker 1: You love it once you got it. But yes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Pugs, not particularly what about paternal yeah mess yeah, no different.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, I don't know. I haven't had any

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Speaker 1: My father.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, because you had plenty of other urges.

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Speaker 2: weekend Action. Here's forty seven is missus is keen to

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Speaker 3: It is a really interesting thing that whole when you

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Speaker 2: Fuck, I've only got four kids, that's right. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: So well, now yeah, three of them are over. He's

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Speaker 2: Well, she's already saying that she just won't leave. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what it's like, she's over you, but you're staying. It's like, okay,

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Speaker 3: The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on

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Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy.

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Speaker 4: Remember they Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mate came up and make and a cousin. He's a

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Speaker 2: daughter's up here doing she's doing an arts degree, and

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Speaker 2: he went around to her house and they done nothing.

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Speaker 2: He used a fork and a bread knife, what really,

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Speaker 2: Really, I would have just thrown money at that day

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Speaker 2: I'm doing, and he likes doing a bit of guarden.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, literally a bread knife far out.

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Speaker 3: My wife's dad he had the same scenario. He had

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Speaker 3: quite a big backlawn, massively overgrown, massive, and he didn't

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Speaker 3: He bought a fucking goat and when oh, that'll work,

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Speaker 2: I said, did she help you guys? No, I was

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Speaker 2: got atle phobia about spiders and that. I said, she

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Speaker 1: Nah. So yeah, yeah, you just blame the parents.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just didy yourself.

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Speaker 3: We also had because we've got massive lawns and we

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Speaker 3: And there was a young guy.

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Speaker 3: Actually he wasn't a young guy's about my age, but

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Speaker 4: Good looking fellow to.

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Speaker 1: Your lawns for you, that fellow people's lawns.

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Speaker 3: He was a good looking fellow. And she said, I've

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Speaker 3: And but I didn't, of course, because we didn't have

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Speaker 3: he walked up into our sort of deck there and said,

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Speaker 5: Paint him though, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: It is a fun thing where people had their job

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Speaker 1: I've got a.

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Speaker 3: not even the weed. I can't even really go in

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Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking like grass there's tall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's.

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Speaker 5: About the corner that you can't get in there.

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Speaker 4: As tall as the desk.

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Speaker 3: But when you're using the weed whacker, it just gets

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just dig it up.

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Speaker 4: That's my other thinking. It's just I'm going to dig

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Speaker 1: Or buy a goat. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So you had a good weekend.

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Speaker 1: Inside your goat.

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Speaker 4: I did what you could.

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Speaker 1: Get the grass to get inside your goat?

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Speaker 4: Ye, get inside?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, inside you go.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was an excellent idea, by the way,

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Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, what a great idea buying a goat.

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Speaker 3: Didn't we look and just let it graze there the

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: And then I think all the neighbors complained because it

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Speaker 3: because it was probably standing in the LNG going I'm

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Speaker 3: not eating this fucking ship. It's massively overgrown. I want

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Speaker 3: fresh new grass, bitches.

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Speaker 5: So good man.

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Speaker 1: As well, Yeah for the rest of the week.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking mzy bastard.

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Speaker 2: Sorry he's not here, Fells.

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Speaker 3: I like having you here.

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Speaker 5: Oh thanks, man, that's that's good. I wasn't fishing.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're good vibes that you see off all

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Speaker 3: the time, and.

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Speaker 5: That good vibes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's lovely filled your boots and what's that

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Speaker 6: what You've had a really good weekend, and that's good

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Speaker 6: and you bring it, you bring that energy into the

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Speaker 6: and that's the day.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 5: There's another Hudicky Big Show for Deceiver and every weekday

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Speaker 5: on Radio hoodack In tock Out the Radiohodache YouTube channel

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Speaker 5: at Hudichie Big Show on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, good on your mate, how you mister fire alarm?

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Speaker 2: By the way, Maygie, I was arrived for it, but

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Speaker 2: I couldn't get in, so I was just sitting there

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Speaker 4: Nice ye, Darry, No, mate, Scotch, I had.

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Speaker 1: So many over the weekend. I'll take a little break.

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Speaker 3: Good ship mate,