Speaker 1: Out of the Gates with Maddie McLean, Chris Henry and
Speaker 1: Brad Christensen seer, Hi, boys, Hi, how are you? How
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: I am very well?
Speaker 3: Boys, gosh, it's I mean, it's again it's a little
Speaker 3: bit weird, but we'd and from zoom, but I'm well,
Speaker 3: how are you? How are you feelers going?
Speaker 1: I'm so impressed that you have got this up and running.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm as surprised as anyone. I think.
Speaker 4: I saw the note in the chat and I was like,
Speaker 4: this is going to happen. And I woke up in
Speaker 4: the morning and I was like is it? And then
Speaker 4: you were like there's a podcast out and I was
Speaker 4: like well, And then I listened to it and I
Speaker 4: was like, this is very good. Everyone sounds great, very happy.
Speaker 4: I do have one bit of feedback, Bradley, have you
Speaker 4: turned the emails off ye computer or to get them
Speaker 4: on for today?
Speaker 2: While were they doing?
Speaker 1: There were there were a few dings in last week's Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very popular. There was a lot.
Speaker 4: There was a there was a few, a few teams messages,
Speaker 4: a couple of dings, a couple of dongs.
Speaker 1: Spy as long as I wasn't the book. Well, you
Speaker 1: are a fresh man in town.
Speaker 4: You're not applying that you are, of course, No, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no, somebody from Parmison North would like to see
Speaker 4: a screenshot.
Speaker 2: Of your body.
Speaker 3: Bloody, a bloody faceless, bloody profile, you know, just as
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: You'd be able to pull it off. I was never
Speaker 1: a tour. I never had a never was never a tour.
Speaker 1: So on grind do you know what I used to use?
Speaker 1: What I used my publicity photo from tv T It
Speaker 1: was such a good photo.
Speaker 2: That's that's like your driver's license.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I've dressed up for this, They've
Speaker 1: got they've hired a professional photographer. Why wouldn't I take
Speaker 1: full advantage of this?
Speaker 4: So would you have it as like the main image,
Speaker 4: so like anyone just going through the grid would be
Speaker 4: able to see televisions many McLain just hanging out the front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I under an dard about whether or not I
Speaker 1: should show my face at all. But I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what am I afraid of? Like I'm allowed to be
Speaker 1: on a dating app? Yeah that is true. And I
Speaker 1: was like yeah, I mean, honestly, I was so innocent
Speaker 1: and naive. I wasn't I wasn't seeing the art like
Speaker 1: whole picks on Grinder back in those days. I was
Speaker 1: very innocent only back in those days. Yeah. The funniest
Speaker 1: thing is I've only become like a slut since I
Speaker 1: got marri No, but I was. I was so innocent.
Speaker 1: I was really just I was literally just chatting to
Speaker 1: guys just I was trying to find a boyfriend on grinder. Hallo,
Speaker 1: just pick me.
Speaker 4: What I would have imagine, though, is that you've obviously
Speaker 4: got your publicity photos as your head shot, and then
Speaker 4: did the match the drape, so to speak, like when
Speaker 4: you went into the profile, it didn't just say sort
Speaker 4: of like subby bottom.
Speaker 1: Just no, no, no, I was so innocent. I was
Speaker 1: so innocent. Do you not believe it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, innocent, innocent and chat filthy in reality.
Speaker 3: Really because I thought, like the check gets you into
Speaker 3: the bedroom and like all the filthy kind of you
Speaker 3: know things, and then setting really high expectations and then
Speaker 3: getting into the bedroom and it not being that you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get someone's house and then you're like this
Speaker 4: and I do that, and then you get there and.
Speaker 1: They're just like, cheers off, please.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I went in with a lower expectations, exceed expectations mentalities.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very that's very smart talking about like take
Speaker 3: your shoes off.
Speaker 2: Do you guys like take socks off when you're rooting? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not always, I would say almost always. But do you
Speaker 1: know what I think I personally have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a not a kink, but I think there's something
Speaker 1: really sexy about a man standing naked only wearing their
Speaker 1: shoes shoes on too. Yeah, I will something really really
Speaker 1: hot about it about a guy just standing naked wearing shoes.
Speaker 1: In fact, I might even have a photo of a guy.
Speaker 2: And the standing in front of the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't no, no, no, that.
Speaker 2: Was a dream.
Speaker 3: That was it was talking about shoes. And we'll obviously
Speaker 3: do a whip whip around. Yeah, Chris, welcome.
Speaker 1: Back, Yeah, welcome back. Thank you. It's nice to be back.
Speaker 1: I missed you. I missed you boys.
Speaker 4: I thoroughly enjoyed just jumping on the old podcast.
Speaker 1: That's really confused and that you were sorry father, than
Speaker 1: you're now doing the word around. What are you means
Speaker 1: speaking of shoes?
Speaker 3: Chris, welcome back, Welcome back, because he's been well traveled,
Speaker 3: but you sent us a couple of pictures of was
Speaker 3: it the tep tech game?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh yes, okay, will it be quick.
Speaker 4: I'll just quickly about what I discovered when I was
Speaker 4: in there around the toilets couple. Well, shoud we do it?
Speaker 4: Should we jump into it?
Speaker 1: Let jump into it?
Speaker 2: Wrap the band aid? Where? First of all, where we
Speaker 2: were you so.
Speaker 4: Into Chicagogo in Illinois, in America? Lovely place, very far away.
Speaker 4: Everything's so far away from New.
Speaker 1: Zealand, it really is. What is it to Chicago? Seventeen
Speaker 1: hours fifteen and four?
Speaker 4: So yes, exactly, No, not qae exactly, but yeah, a
Speaker 4: long way I left yet, been a long, long long
Speaker 4: time to get home, but had an amazing time went
Speaker 4: away from mahe were very successful, got some great stuff done,
Speaker 4: saw some good of the city. But my big thing,
Speaker 4: and I put the actually in the Facebook group. My
Speaker 4: big thought of coming out of it was just the
Speaker 4: lake of privacy around toilets because we know, have you
Speaker 4: guys been to the States recently?
Speaker 1: Of you dumps in America? I haven't been to the
Speaker 1: States in ages. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3: Last time there was two years ago, and yes, I
Speaker 3: was quite surprised by the toilet situation, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm not even shitting you.
Speaker 4: Since the pun the toilets there have just got absolutely
Speaker 4: no privacy, to the point where there's often only one
Speaker 4: cubicle in the whole room, and it's kind of almost
Speaker 4: like they just put a fence around it, like you're,
Speaker 4: I don't know, like your cattle. It's sort of one
Speaker 4: toilet was almost up to my knees in terms of
Speaker 4: how high the gap was at the bottom.
Speaker 1: They're hot.
Speaker 4: When you stand up, you can see over the top
Speaker 4: at like you can essentially eyeball people.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 4: So if you want to go and do a number
Speaker 4: two's or a lady ways like, you might as well
Speaker 4: have nothing around you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what why what's the point of that?
Speaker 4: Well, the gators seem to think that it was for
Speaker 4: sexual purpos. I don't know whether the Americans are smart
Speaker 4: enough to be able worked out that they should make
Speaker 4: toilets for cruising, but it's.
Speaker 1: Very it's very very public. Was that a confronting, very confronting.
Speaker 4: I mean, I maybe I've just been used to having
Speaker 4: the privacy that you would normally have at home, but
Speaker 4: the idea, I mean, there's no privacy, not only in terms.
Speaker 1: Of what they can see of you, but what they
Speaker 1: could hear of you. Okay, I've just googled it and
Speaker 1: there's a whole reddit thread. Why do American bathroom stores
Speaker 1: have these massive gaps at the bottom Tell me more.
Speaker 1: Google says it's for people to see occupancy and for
Speaker 1: water to flow. Ah, but I don't buy a water
Speaker 1: can still flow. People can still see if a stall
Speaker 1: is occupied or not by the state of the door slash,
Speaker 1: occupied sign or light. So apparently there's not just a
Speaker 1: not just the bottom gap that's an issue. There's a
Speaker 1: huge gap at the door where the door is latched,
Speaker 1: where people outside compectively look at you pooping without even
Speaker 1: trying to peek in. Yeah, what's Yeah, so the answer
Speaker 1: the answer is I don't have an answer for you.
Speaker 4: No, But if he's a full redd it's read about it.
Speaker 4: That's very That was helpful. Good to know that I'm
Speaker 4: not the only one. It's quite taken by it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so with like, I haven't locked into it either.
Speaker 3: But the double tip on the on the floor next
Speaker 3: to the cubicle, is that a sign for cruising?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it is. You're looking so well.
Speaker 4: I'll keep my sources very anonymous here, but a good
Speaker 4: friend of mine, big fan of a public toilet, you know,
Speaker 4: great for relieving yourself, great for having someone relieve themselves
Speaker 4: on you, all of that sort of stuff. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: says that it's you sort of sit there and then
Speaker 4: you so if you mentioned there's like a few of
Speaker 4: them in a row, and you just sort of push
Speaker 4: your foot out to the right, and it's a couple
Speaker 4: of little taps on the ground and if you get
Speaker 4: a tap back, So we'll go.
Speaker 1: The practicality of doing something in a bathroom store, though,
Speaker 1: just seems wild to me. Well, to be fear, this
Speaker 1: gap is so high that you really need to bend
Speaker 1: your knees like you very easy. So, okay, so you're
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, Yeah, you're like, I'm keen on some action.
Speaker 1: There's someone, you know that someone in the store next
Speaker 1: to you. You do a little tap tap. If you
Speaker 1: get a tap tap back, then what someone puts their
Speaker 1: dick underneath correct and you just get on your hands
Speaker 1: and knees on the floor basically. And so do you
Speaker 1: think that is why there's such a high gap?
Speaker 4: Well, to be fear, I don't know whether they were
Speaker 4: hoping that the chicagoy Here International Airport was going to
Speaker 4: be the place there A lot of cruising happened, So
Speaker 4: maybe not.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a byproduct and we couldn't do it in
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Gets you're too slow, too low.
Speaker 3: But in terms of practicality, would you not like and
Speaker 3: just circling back? Is that always your right foot doing
Speaker 3: the tapping, not the leaf?
Speaker 1: What depends on what side of the bathroom the other
Speaker 1: other stallers?
Speaker 2: Okay, no, that's that's just want to clarify that. The
Speaker 2: other thing is why are you so?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you? Why are you drilling
Speaker 1: down on the nitty gritty here?
Speaker 2: Because because I'm interested in I want to seek.
Speaker 1: There's the emailing.
Speaker 2: Anyway? Cool?
Speaker 4: Should we do it like a game, like if you
Speaker 4: get one and you have to read it out loud
Speaker 4: to us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be was it me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was me. I read it out loud.
Speaker 1: Here we are giving you a hard time bread.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: I've just I tried to mute. No, you have to
Speaker 1: close this, just close.
Speaker 2: The screen y buttons, because you will lose me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I don't want to lose you.
Speaker 3: In terms of practicality, wouldn't you take your foot and
Speaker 3: then go, oh, won't you just come into my stare?
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you I don't know, maybe maybe since you're
Speaker 4: since you were out of town, maybe tonight, when you're
Speaker 4: lying in bed, you could do some research on the
Speaker 4: old twits maybe and you could find a couple of
Speaker 4: little pictorial guides about how best today.
Speaker 3: And I guess if you're in a gym, you would
Speaker 3: go right, tep tep, come out of the stalls together,
Speaker 3: there's let's go the shower. In terms of practicality, right,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just surmising.
Speaker 1: I think what you're I think the point is, Brad,
Speaker 1: if you're in the bathroom store, when you're tap tapping,
Speaker 1: you kind of want the excitement of the dick under
Speaker 1: the stall and to be otherwise you just otherwise you
Speaker 1: just get a hook up. Wouldn't you like? The whole
Speaker 1: point of it is that there's something kind of hot
Speaker 1: for you about it being anonymous and it being under
Speaker 1: the stall and all of that kind of thing. No,
Speaker 1: FA glory hole, very much like a glory hole.
Speaker 4: Wow, this podcast has really gone in a different direction
Speaker 4: than I thought it went upfront. I thought it was
Speaker 4: going to be the Olympic special.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you We've spent eleven minutes talking about
Speaker 1: the gaps and the doors and the UIs toilets, but.
Speaker 3: It's practical talking about the gate is. Are going to
Speaker 3: love it, I mean, and just a shout out to it.
Speaker 3: Ashley Rutherford, who's the ex Deputy mirror as traveling around
Speaker 3: the United States of America for the next six months.
Speaker 3: There you go, so safe travels over there.
Speaker 1: Let us know safe travels in in a tap tap
Speaker 1: to you just before we wrap up the tap tapping.
Speaker 4: I almost had a really good faux pa on the
Speaker 4: internet because obviously I was so taken by the stores.
Speaker 4: I was like, I need to take a photo of
Speaker 4: this to send it. And then I re looked at
Speaker 4: the photo that I was going to put on the
Speaker 4: internet and it's just really just a photo of me
Speaker 4: shooting in a toilet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it really is.
Speaker 4: It's quite reflective the door. It hadn't noticed that. So
Speaker 4: I'm glad that I saved you all for that. How
Speaker 4: are we finding the Olympics. Let's let's dive right into
Speaker 4: the Olympics. Oh my god, I think look, gators, welcome
Speaker 4: on board. This is this is your official Olympics podcast,
Speaker 4: and this is where you kept watching Sky. This is
Speaker 4: where it's at.
Speaker 1: To be fair, they know this is where you come
Speaker 1: for high quality athletic content.
Speaker 4: And also how amazing, how amazing are the organizer of
Speaker 4: the Olympics that they're just like, first of all, we're
Speaker 4: going to put on a really fucking camp opening ceremony
Speaker 4: and make it really fad. And then just because we
Speaker 4: know the gays have got a short attention span, first up, diving, swimming,
Speaker 4: get it out of the way.
Speaker 3: You get the first traps out of the way. But
Speaker 3: I've got one name that dis strengths or two names
Speaker 3: boards to mind, Jules Boyer and Tom Daily.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 4: So if you're not involved in the first of all,
Speaker 4: if you're not involved in the Facebook group, where have
Speaker 4: you've been? Because there's been some amazing sharing of posts today.
Speaker 1: Tell me a little bit more about Jack? Is Jack
Speaker 1: not not Jack? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Is he the one that has quite the produding package
Speaker 4: and the red and blue shorts?
Speaker 3: Can I read out the beta and what Pockets replied
Speaker 3: to in our and our sort of us our three
Speaker 3: way group chat on Instagram as Jewels the bulge guy, Yes.
Speaker 1: He is, so you sent through it? Well, yes, so
Speaker 1: something was it you that sent through the bulge? Or
Speaker 1: Brad said through origin. Then I did the detective work,
Speaker 1: Brad seen through the bulge. And then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden another a profile came up, and I thought, well,
Speaker 1: there's the profile guy, the bulge guy, or we are
Speaker 1: we have we gone off on two separate tangents here.
Speaker 1: I was getting confused.
Speaker 2: You grounded us.
Speaker 1: Jules is so handsome, so handsome, very European looking. Now
Speaker 1: question and we'll put this up like, if you're not
Speaker 1: in the group, come join on Facebook. But also we
Speaker 1: will put it up on Instagram because we can't just
Speaker 1: because we've got the group, we can't forget about our Instagram.
Speaker 1: Is it is very true?
Speaker 4: We are bringing Facebook back, though we have one poke
Speaker 4: at a time, but we will put it up on Instagram.
Speaker 1: But so does he have a boner? Like? What is
Speaker 1: going on there?
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know, but someone that is in
Speaker 3: the group chat said, win win a bon at dinner?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I really don't unless he's just really well hung.
Speaker 1: Even well hung, though it's definitely protruding. It is sharper
Speaker 1: than just a just a well hung flaccid pine.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, face doesn't it as gorgeous?
Speaker 4: And also the way that the togs the design on them,
Speaker 4: it sort of makes that it almost look like it's
Speaker 4: just an angry face.
Speaker 1: We put something in the Gator's Facebook page saying who
Speaker 1: are the Olympians that we need to be keeping an
Speaker 1: eye out for? Boy oh boy.
Speaker 4: I think the terminology would be viral is what it
Speaker 4: is where it ends.
Speaker 1: Agreed, I would I'll share some of the names. Tom
Speaker 1: Dailey obviously got to mention he's a that's a given. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Once you do spotlight then really you're just you're you're
Speaker 4: destined for great things.
Speaker 1: Ossie Swam, Mikyle charm is pretty good in the pool
Speaker 1: as well as to look at Taylor. Okay, someone else
Speaker 1: said a guy called Casimir Schmidt. He's the latest one.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this one? This was very new to
Speaker 1: the Oh yeah he is hot. Look at that bread.
Speaker 1: Oh my gooddy well, ye looks like some sort of
Speaker 1: wrestler or something. Maybe my favorite one was the one
Speaker 1: that I contributed. Fernando he's a canoe sprinter.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, oh yes, he he looks like he would
Speaker 4: be nice to you but then mean to you and
Speaker 4: you got into the bedroom.
Speaker 1: He'd he'd buy your dinner and then spit in your face.
Speaker 3: He could potentially stand at the end of your bed
Speaker 3: and his shows as well.
Speaker 1: Don't don't look like we've done with a look like
Speaker 1: jewels in a minute?
Speaker 3: Jack Lafer, who was Tom Daly's synchronized swimming partner, A
Speaker 3: diving partner, I should say, who also has a things?
Speaker 1: Does he just all right? Boys assemble in the grip
Speaker 1: chat Ah, Oh my god, is there him? That's him?
Speaker 1: Bradley's it comes throughs. It made its way down the
Speaker 1: line years.
Speaker 2: It's definitely come.
Speaker 1: I haven't we haven't had a sillib peen in a while,
Speaker 1: have we. This is uh, this is a penis. It's
Speaker 1: it's on the internet. Big.
Speaker 4: Then it bigs out out to Peter for saying there's
Speaker 4: a nice DP on the Twitter. So obviously, what am
Speaker 4: I supposed to know?
Speaker 1: When? But that is a nice that's a nice cock
Speaker 1: on balls.
Speaker 2: It's lovely se what that's a runner?
Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to like get like a hard on
Speaker 3: when you're diving. That would just create so much splash,
Speaker 3: wouldn't it?
Speaker 1: It most certainly was it would It would downgrade you
Speaker 1: in the eyes of the Russians. I reckon wn't it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't be into it. They wouldn't be into it
Speaker 1: at all, none, at all. No, did we just talk
Speaker 1: about Kyle Dake? No, who's that? He is a wrestler.
Speaker 1: Our Roberts put him in the group. He is. He's
Speaker 1: certainly celebrating a good result. Is it the American wrestler?
Speaker 4: And again he's got that sort of like the sort
Speaker 4: of wrestling outfits which I thought was just for sex,
Speaker 4: but apparently.
Speaker 1: Think it's him for professional wrestling. And he's got sort
Speaker 1: of the cock up top balls down below.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well keep sending them in. If you spot
Speaker 1: any Olympians that we need to keep an eye on,
Speaker 1: you can drop them on the Facebook page, the Gators
Speaker 1: facebook page, or as we said, head to Instagram. We're
Speaker 1: still there and still loving you on Instagram, I do.
Speaker 4: Just before we wrap up the Olympics, I got two
Speaker 4: quick pieces of news. Oh I've got news as well
Speaker 4: from the Olympics. First one, do you remember a few
Speaker 4: years ago we talked about the guy that was that
Speaker 4: the tonguean guy that was all oiled up and he
Speaker 4: was a flag bear in a previous Olympic.
Speaker 1: Yes, we talked about this. He's gone back. He was
Speaker 1: the Tonguean flag bearer.
Speaker 4: But my favorite story out of the Olympics, which I
Speaker 4: think maybe relates to me well, is.
Speaker 1: About the lifeguard. Ah a year across this. I'm not
Speaker 1: across the lifeguard at all.
Speaker 2: What a story.
Speaker 4: So first of all, safety first. When you're doing when
Speaker 4: you're Olympic swimmer, you still need a lifeguard at the pool.
Speaker 4: This guy's lifeguarding at the at the Olympic swimming pools.
Speaker 4: And hello and behold they spot in the water at
Speaker 4: the at the pool sort of a foreign object.
Speaker 1: No one's quite sure what it is.
Speaker 4: So this absolutely legend just rips his clothes off down
Speaker 4: to his speedos. Dead botty all. They call it a
Speaker 4: dad bottom and I'd love to be that sized yolow.
Speaker 4: He dives up into the pool, swims over it, gets
Speaker 4: it's a swim cat, swims back out.
Speaker 1: Absolute fucking hero. I love that. Oh I got amazing,
Speaker 1: So big shout out to him.
Speaker 4: He's the you would think, if there's useless jobs in
Speaker 4: the world, being a lifeguard at the Olympics swimming thing
Speaker 4: might be, might be up there, but turns out it's
Speaker 4: actually just a modern day hero.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to go to the Olympics
Speaker 1: and be a lifeguard, you'd want to be put to use,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you, Because it would be rare that you'd be
Speaker 1: put to use very much, So it'd be a slightly
Speaker 1: waste of time twiddling your thumbs a lot of the time.
Speaker 3: It would depend on how how big the gap and
Speaker 3: the toilet stalls do you talk to work in more
Speaker 3: ways than month.
Speaker 1: It would be a god that the changing rooms at
Speaker 1: the Olympics would be. That would be a nice.
Speaker 3: Thing to absolutely And there's the changing rooms, but what
Speaker 3: about the bed And Tom Daily's little this is what
Speaker 3: the beds are in the little like doggie stole position
Speaker 3: at the end, just to end that little video off.
Speaker 1: So athletes, Yeah, the athletes have these card beds basically
Speaker 1: made out of cardboard boxes. And so all the Olympians
Speaker 1: are obviously on social media and TikTok and giving little
Speaker 1: tours of the village and the rooms and everything. And
Speaker 1: Tom Daly gave a tour of his room and was
Speaker 1: showing us, showing you know, his followers the bed situation,
Speaker 1: and he jumped on the bed but kind of did
Speaker 1: this like arched back.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like a model arch, like if you had
Speaker 4: to put an arch in the loop and say this
Speaker 4: is the arch the bottom should have it was that?
Speaker 1: Do you think he knew what he was doing?
Speaker 2: Little twink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a real insight, it was. It was
Speaker 1: an insight into his life, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: He was being quite cheeky and I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: But speaking of the Olympic village and gay athletes, I
Speaker 1: did read that Grinder has been blocked from the air
Speaker 1: blocked Yeah, because well no, sorry, that's not right. The
Speaker 1: location services have been blocked from the village because you know,
Speaker 1: on like on Grinder and on Tinder and all sorts,
Speaker 1: you can well Grinder especially you can really specifically hone
Speaker 1: in on an area to see the profiles around there.
Speaker 1: You can do it like very specific to like a
Speaker 1: house even really oh yeah, you could like zoom in
Speaker 1: on a house and be like, who's does anyone living
Speaker 1: here have a Grinder profile? And so they've said that
Speaker 1: they don't want people like from out, you know, from anywhere,
Speaker 1: like if I was in New Zealand on Grinder, they
Speaker 1: don't want me going in, zooming into where the Olympic
Speaker 1: village is and seeing the profiles that are in and
Speaker 1: around the village, because this actually happened at the last
Speaker 1: Olympics and a couple of athletes got outed because people
Speaker 1: were going on finding their profiles, chatting to them, figuring
Speaker 1: out that they were Olympic athletes, and then blasting them
Speaker 1: online and being like, look who I found on grind
Speaker 1: in the Olympic village.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's such a struggle, isn't it, Because you know,
Speaker 4: if you are an Olympic athlete, you know there's sort
Speaker 4: of that weird version of people because they're only a
Speaker 4: celebrity for a short period of time and they kind
Speaker 4: of go back to almost a bit more obscurity. So
Speaker 4: you're trying to get yourself a gold medal, but at
Speaker 4: the same time you're just being inundated with pictures of
Speaker 4: people's auseholes.
Speaker 1: It'd be hard to focus, very hard to focus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Grinder said, if an athlete is not out or
Speaker 1: comes from a country where being LGBT plus is dangerous
Speaker 1: or illegal, using Grinder can put them at risk of
Speaker 1: being outed by curious individuals who may try to identify
Speaker 1: and expose them on the app. Our goal is to
Speaker 1: help athletes connect without worrying about unintentionally revealing their whereabouts
Speaker 1: or being recognized, so they can still like use Grinder
Speaker 1: just you outside users just can't use the location services
Speaker 1: to try and figure out which athletes are down to pound,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's how awesome of Grinder to do that
Speaker 3: to keep people safe. That's that's that's yeah, you get
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Speaker 1: Have you guys had any of those delulu moments?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Watching the Olympics, We're like, I could do that hard,
Speaker 1: like on the rigs and what anything specifically.
Speaker 4: I feel like all of them look quite easy if
Speaker 4: I want to ask, Yeah, i'd say the rowing. Every
Speaker 4: time I watched the rowing, I'm like, they don't even
Speaker 4: look like they're trying.
Speaker 1: I've watched the rowing the other night and I said
Speaker 1: to my partner, I said, I really think they could
Speaker 1: go faster, Like it doesn't look like very fast. It
Speaker 1: all just very leisurely up and down.
Speaker 3: I could quite easily be the flag bearer easily. Well,
Speaker 3: anyone about being an Olympic diver or you know, those
Speaker 3: days are gone.
Speaker 1: What do you think about this? Because I was watching
Speaker 1: the foursomes in the rowing and I thought like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm reasonably fit. I'm not wildly fit, but I feel
Speaker 1: like I could jump in a boat and row if
Speaker 1: I had the four I could row if I had to.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I would be an Olympic athlete, but
Speaker 1: if I got into a boat with three Olympic athletes
Speaker 1: and they just said to me, just row with them,
Speaker 1: do you think I could do it? Do it?
Speaker 2: I reckon?
Speaker 3: Probably for the first twenty five meters.
Speaker 2: You'd keep up of their strokes.
Speaker 1: You think their strokes are too fast because they don't
Speaker 1: look that fast. That's the point I'm making.
Speaker 3: They're pretty fun, but it's about how you're sustaining that
Speaker 3: stroke for two kilometers or a kilometer. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: it's about how long you can last.
Speaker 1: You know. You know you don't think I have like stickability.
Speaker 3: I think you've got stickability, Semin.
Speaker 2: I feel you like spider me.
Speaker 1: I'm a lazy bottom. Yeah give me. The first twenty
Speaker 1: five been like, oh are we done? Yeah? Yeah, hurry
Speaker 1: hurry up, just finish already. Jesus squeeze. Ryan has had
Speaker 1: one of these moments. What does he think he could
Speaker 1: do the modern pin tatleon? I don't have no idea
Speaker 1: what that even is. So modern pin tatleon is a
Speaker 1: mixture of events. There's fencing, swimming, equestrian, show jumping. I
Speaker 1: can see him being good to these things running like
Speaker 1: cross country running and then shooting. Wow. But the point
Speaker 1: being it's like a wealthy sport, tell me about it,
Speaker 1: but also so random to put all those things together.
Speaker 1: You do them more than one go? No, I think
Speaker 1: you do them in stages, but maybe you do do
Speaker 1: them more than one.
Speaker 2: You don't do them all at once.
Speaker 3: It's it's you know, day by day you do you're
Speaker 3: competing them over like a course of four or five days.
Speaker 4: I wanted to it was like a triathlon or something
Speaker 4: where you were just like we you're like did some
Speaker 4: fencing and then you just like got on the water
Speaker 4: and swam and then you got out and on the horse.
Speaker 1: But the thing about it is I was looking at
Speaker 1: it and I thought reading about it, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what he could actually do this? Well, we
Speaker 1: know he can swim, we know he can ride a horse.
Speaker 1: He can definitely run. Because everything is as low level
Speaker 1: like the swimming is like a couple of like a
Speaker 1: couple of CA's. Maybe it's like a two k swim.
Speaker 1: Well Ryan does that in the pool most weekends. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The fencing you only need to win one round. He's like,
Speaker 1: I've never fenced, but you know, like if I win
Speaker 1: the round, great, and if I lose the round, it's
Speaker 1: not I'm not It's not over and out for me either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then that he says the bit where people always
Speaker 1: fall short is the show jumping because they're not like
Speaker 1: they're often like swimmers and runners who then have to
Speaker 1: learn to ride a horse. And he's like, that's easier
Speaker 1: said than done, whereas he's a horse rider who could
Speaker 1: easily probably get fit enough to run and swim.
Speaker 2: Oh I tell you what, he's got another four.
Speaker 1: Years four years?
Speaker 2: So is it Brisbane in four years? Time?
Speaker 1: La in four years?
Speaker 3: Brisbane? And okay, okay, well hey, look, if he's confident,
Speaker 3: you know, give it a go. R.
Speaker 2: But you know, talking about game.
Speaker 1: He's talking a huge game. And I do still think
Speaker 1: he's delusional. But for a secret split second, I thought
Speaker 1: the wag life would suit me.
Speaker 4: Well, they do say that being an Olympic hopeful is
Speaker 4: just million attitudes. So maybe you're you're and your Olympic
Speaker 4: hopeful husband should LA twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Eight, twenty eight. You could have pictured it, couldn't you
Speaker 1: me on the sidelines.
Speaker 4: Absolutely in your own and your celebratory all jobbers, Yes,
Speaker 4: you could one.
Speaker 1: I'd thrive. I would thrive as a wag in that environment.
Speaker 1: So watch the space, absolutely, watch the space. Oh the Olympics.
Speaker 1: What are we going to have to go?
Speaker 3: Run?
Speaker 1: Are a couple of days into it, don't we? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I've got to say like we're not We're not
Speaker 1: doing great.
Speaker 3: We've done better, we have done bet them?
Speaker 1: Have we got anything? Nothing? Nothing? Not a bronze, not
Speaker 1: a bronze inside?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we will be you know, good old
Speaker 3: KB strong finishers, right Yeah, like a good old top strong.
Speaker 1: Last man at the orgy. But no, do do keep
Speaker 1: getting involved, like keep getting involved because it's such a
Speaker 1: nice thing to be able to cheer on our athletes.
Speaker 1: I do just hope we get a medal soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got the rolling, We've got triathlon.
Speaker 3: It was postponed that we could you know, either gold
Speaker 3: or metal or silver and have the black foods. I
Speaker 3: don't they were in the quarters. So you know, we've
Speaker 3: got this hope, this hope come.
Speaker 1: There is hope, There is still hope. What's the what's
Speaker 1: the lightness on whether they can swim in that river?
Speaker 1: Well that's why the triathon was postponed today, Yeah, postponed
Speaker 1: till Tuesday, because they're the readings of the testing wasn't great.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look very.
Speaker 3: A whole bunch of gay swimers that be and there
Speaker 3: were no.
Speaker 2: Used to.
Speaker 1: You said in foul shit, and that's what really foul sleep.
Speaker 1: I reckon it is.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know you're not.
Speaker 1: No, you're not. Hey, things are really heading up in
Speaker 1: the US.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it is wild. So first of all,
Speaker 4: I'll give you an update. So you know, we'd like
Speaker 4: to do a little regional report.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you.
Speaker 4: An international report of what's kept me on the ground
Speaker 4: in America. So television channels, wall to wall coverage. It's
Speaker 4: absolutely course where people on the ground don't.
Speaker 1: Care, don't give two shits. Really did not see a
Speaker 1: mega hat, didn't see any posters or anything. I was
Speaker 1: almost a bit disappointed. I was on a plane, like
Speaker 1: a domestic flight, when Joe Biden said yeah, And when
Speaker 1: I got off the plane, I was sort of expecting
Speaker 1: this sort of like grand lit phones coming on and like,
Speaker 1: oh nothing, nothing. One person was talking about it. Do
Speaker 1: you reckon? That's partly where you were Maybe maybe, but
Speaker 1: I sort of thought they might be a bit more
Speaker 1: excited about the fact that they were going to get
Speaker 1: a better person. I'm it's I'm talking about it all
Speaker 1: the time. Kamala Harris is all over my tiktop for
Speaker 1: you page. Have you seen that Beyonce has given her
Speaker 1: the rights to one of readings. Oh that's a powerful
Speaker 1: ad with the song behind it too, very very powerful.
Speaker 1: And I just keep thinking she could do this, like
Speaker 1: she could win.
Speaker 3: How she's got the cinder effect a little bit too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just posed to solfeet I did it, babes. I
Speaker 1: just keep thinking how amazing if she wins, not only
Speaker 1: would she be the first woman, should be the first
Speaker 1: Asian prison like president evasion descents, Yes, and only the
Speaker 1: second African American president that we've ever had as well.
Speaker 1: Just be incredible.
Speaker 3: I do think that that that ahead.
Speaker 1: Yes, did I say yes?
Speaker 2: We're all one?
Speaker 3: Love? Right?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: No, No, No, it's fine. Pull me up, pull me out.
Speaker 1: We've gotta we've got to we've got to stick to
Speaker 1: a high standard here.
Speaker 3: So if you think we're no swimming in the rubber scene.
Speaker 4: It's really lucky that we don't have to buy by
Speaker 4: the Broadcasting Standards Authority. And if we've got a complaint
Speaker 4: about the standard of this product, imagine, imagine.
Speaker 2: We're not going by that. That's good to know after
Speaker 2: two and a half.
Speaker 1: Years, don't We shouldn't have told him that. No, definitely
Speaker 1: not family. But I do have one bit of political
Speaker 1: bit of news or gossip got so while I was away,
Speaker 1: they Donald Trump announced his running mate, this guy called j. D.
Speaker 4: Vans not as good as he sounds of a cool name.
Speaker 4: So obviously as soon as someone kind of gets into position,
Speaker 4: lots of stories sort of swirl around about them, and
Speaker 4: this one really got me. So there's a story that's
Speaker 4: circling that when JD. Vance was in university, he would
Speaker 4: boast to his friends about fucking a couch what so
Speaker 4: in his frat house. Apparently he used to like that
Speaker 4: was one of his party tricks. He'd get drunk and
Speaker 4: they would fuck the couch.
Speaker 1: Like an American pie, like apple pie. Situation. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: with the cat like in between the couch cushions kind
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 4: Well, this is exactly where my mind went, and I thought,
Speaker 4: we're not gonna we never yuck any one.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. If you want to couch fucking cout, how
Speaker 1: I tell you? I thought, how do you fuck a couch?
Speaker 1: Google it? Like? Google it? What was that Internet search? Like?
Speaker 1: It was pretty good? Would you like me to give
Speaker 1: you a step by step please?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: First of all, so everyone listening to taking notes. First
Speaker 4: of all, located couch with a adjustable cushions. This is
Speaker 4: very important. You need to make sure you've got a
Speaker 4: couch that's got adjustable cushions. Step two, prepare the couch
Speaker 4: by grabbing a towel and lay it in a circle
Speaker 4: around the gap between the cushions. This will present prevent
Speaker 4: any body sweat from staining your couch. Step three, grab
Speaker 4: a zip lock bag and fill it with lotion. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, so this is optimized, as you say, optimized
Speaker 4: for moisture, for the creamy consistency. Then place your deck
Speaker 4: in the bag and morve it around so it's comfortable
Speaker 4: to thrusting. Step four, find a video that stimulates your
Speaker 4: mind body connection. I think that means just like roll
Speaker 4: up a porno. And then what you want to do
Speaker 4: is you want to place your deck in the hole
Speaker 4: that you made in step two, so that's step three
Speaker 4: and it's the ziplock bag. And then you want to
Speaker 4: wedge that in between the couch. So this position lets
Speaker 4: you fuck the couch with no hands and no wherey
Speaker 4: back cleaner.
Speaker 1: Was this just a Was this just a written manual?
Speaker 3: Was there?
Speaker 4: No, there's no, there's no images. This is from a
Speaker 4: very important website called medium, which looks very fancy. But yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the that's the five steps on how to fuck
Speaker 4: a couch?
Speaker 1: Do you not always think of it when we do
Speaker 1: this stuff? The poor person from the iHeartRadio team who
Speaker 1: has to edit this podcast because we say this stuff
Speaker 1: and we expect it from each other. The listeners know
Speaker 1: what they're getting themselves in for because they've been with
Speaker 1: us for a few years now. There's this poor probably
Speaker 1: an intern, probably an intern, sitting out there that has
Speaker 1: to edit our podcast to put it out each week,
Speaker 1: and they must sit there just listening to the most
Speaker 1: unhinged shit they've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. I've heard a prison story too, that
Speaker 3: I could probably share.
Speaker 1: It, share it. Go why not go for God?
Speaker 2: Go for God?
Speaker 1: So look, the intern has already had bathroom store. Loowie's
Speaker 1: fucking a couch. Tell us the prison story, we might
Speaker 1: as well have.
Speaker 3: I've heard heard in prison that they roll up a
Speaker 3: towel very tightly. They grab a you know, a rubber
Speaker 3: glove that you'd use to put on to you know,
Speaker 3: do you know, wash things again, use maybe some lotion,
Speaker 3: maybe some conditional shampoo. For let u put that in
Speaker 3: the rolled up, tight, rolled up towel and go to tower.
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds efficient. I mean, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: into it. They must have to get really creative. There
Speaker 1: was a video circuling from circulating maybe a month ago
Speaker 1: of like a UK prisoner having sex with a prison guard.
Speaker 1: Did that come across yours? She was? She was an
Speaker 1: only fans person, wasn't she? I think so it would
Speaker 1: be hard if I was a prison guard, I would
Speaker 1: be lured in by the bad boys or that.
Speaker 3: That means you've got got I mean you're there to
Speaker 3: care for people many.
Speaker 1: Right and whatever. That looks like, Brad, then.
Speaker 2: You don't need to go to prison. Babes.
Speaker 1: Oh, dear hey, Well fun episode, guys, very very fun.
Speaker 1: I think that we've we've got so many good kind
Speaker 1: of gay stories and she bred you had one more
Speaker 1: though before we go, Oh you should do too. Don't
Speaker 1: know who's I think who's coming in celebrity sports news.
Speaker 2: Chick chick check the group check.
Speaker 3: But we may have talked about this the other week, but.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I talked, I talked to I talked you,
Speaker 1: I talked.
Speaker 3: But tell us again, Well, track stuff from the US
Speaker 3: comes out Trey Cunningham and he's quite the hot little athlete,
Speaker 3: just saying.
Speaker 4: See, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ride a limb here.
Speaker 4: I don't think this one's a surprise, Like look at that,
Speaker 4: like that. This queen has got like a real struttle.
Speaker 1: True that she's she's ready to go. We talket. This
Speaker 1: was this, This happened in one of the episodes where
Speaker 1: you were shooting your naked attraction.
Speaker 3: I was I was over at the track and field
Speaker 3: event taking photos of potential track athletes coming out.
Speaker 2: That's what I was doing.
Speaker 1: But thank you for bringing it to our attention again.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean we were on that, we were on
Speaker 3: the bloody Olympic kind of it totally tonight.
Speaker 2: So I was like, let's bring it up again.
Speaker 1: I see the tangent, I see where you came from. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I like to lens the story. You'd be glad that
Speaker 1: I've re brought this one up with't you.
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: You thanks for being with us, And as we said,
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