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Speaker 1: Pleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing and mcafe the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pond, guys.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday there I was working away, beavering away, doing it

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Speaker 2: prep for the show.

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Speaker 3: Your Beaver on my v type again.

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Speaker 1: Wow, fust really fast.

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Speaker 2: I actually did maybe speaking textures typing, did you yep?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: And that's why there are two little bumps on the

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Speaker 2: F and J. That's where you put your little fingers.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that your little fingers?

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Speaker 1: What are those?

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Speaker 3: I was like, if I put my pinky there of

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Speaker 3: the and of the D.

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Speaker 4: That actually wasn't meant to be some funny, quirky sexual

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Speaker 4: thing with des Deck.

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Speaker 1: I was just actually, you're getting in trouble for parking.

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Speaker 1: You can't, guy, and.

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Speaker 3: So do the D. Is that a middle finger?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: The index is a pointy finger.

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Speaker 4: Yeah no, but you sit that on the ear from

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Speaker 4: the joy as.

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Speaker 1: Long as you go back on space.

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Speaker 2: But as long as you go back with your index

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Speaker 2: to the IF and the JAY, you can move them

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Speaker 2: wherever you want, like the yeah, but what if? I

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Speaker 2: don't know how what I was comfortable? I think, yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then you go from there. That's how I learned to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, so I'm working away, I'm working away there, yeah,

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Speaker 2: maybe speak and teachers, timing, preparation, preparating for the show.

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Speaker 2: And the fire alarm goes off in my building. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, for IF's sake, keep working because

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Speaker 2: I'm just like oh, and it still goes and I'm like, okay, well,

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Speaker 2: i'd better evacuate the building because there has been has

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Speaker 2: been given a warning be for for well.

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Speaker 3: You're durries, you're smoking in your bed.

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Speaker 2: Because there's like Reno's going on upstairs. So they and

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Speaker 2: always yeah, jip duskins in and there's always false alarms.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, go downstairs. And that's when I see people with

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Speaker 1: fucking clipboards. It's a drill.

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't even need to meet.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even need to leave.

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Speaker 3: Did you grab a cat?

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Speaker 2: No? Because I always check when I go, like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I just obviously open the brank, give it a sniff.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no fire on my level.

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Speaker 3: God, Detective here, Detective here.

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Speaker 1: Leave the cab. And then I get down and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, is this a drill?

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Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, and I'm like oh, and then

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you have to give them your apartment number.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, I'm just going back upstairs.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, why didn't you tell us? And they're like,

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Speaker 1: because you wouldn't have come down.

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Speaker 3: They got I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Of course I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: But then like, that's the point I didn't want to.

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Speaker 1: It's the middle of the day runds at work.

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Speaker 5: The drill is not the drills clearly, not for them.

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Speaker 5: It's for you, you know what I mean. If they

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Speaker 5: were drilling to see that the alarms work, they would

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Speaker 5: have let you know. But if they're drilling to see

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Speaker 5: how the building would respond to an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Do it at a bit of time when everyone's home

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Speaker 2: three o'clock in the afternoon. They're taking off all the

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Speaker 2: apartments that have evacuated.

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Speaker 5: There's like, but so many instances where I seely people

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Speaker 5: are because we work a weird hours, and before that

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Speaker 5: I worked like sporadic freelance hours. But I'll be at

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Speaker 5: places like out at lunch or having an afternoon drink

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Speaker 5: with someone, or at the gym, and I'm always like,

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Speaker 5: where's your fucking jobsything about that about us. I'm just

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Speaker 5: like you got a busy cafe at ten am on

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Speaker 5: a weekday and you're like, go to work, what are

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Speaker 5: you doing?

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Speaker 1: They're probably looking at you saying the same thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I know why I'm there because I've already

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Speaker 5: done my work day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It's so weird when you see.

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Speaker 5: People shopping or you go to the mall, because we

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Speaker 5: get to go to the mall on quiet times and

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Speaker 5: you're like, why is somebody busy everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Got to work?

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Speaker 4: My kids had another one of those lockdown drills, just

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Speaker 4: to think wild. So the first time that they didn't

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Speaker 4: tell the kids they were going to do it, and

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Speaker 4: like it was a wild moe. They didn't tell the

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Speaker 4: parents on nothing right, like a few key teachers knew Ryan,

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Speaker 4: but they had to practice it like it was happening

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Speaker 4: and to scare the ship out of.

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Speaker 3: The fucking what.

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Speaker 4: We had nightmares and all sorts of shit like I

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Speaker 4: was in dancing to put a kid through. And then

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Speaker 4: so now they give us warning. They give the kids

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Speaker 4: like a week warning out and they tell them every

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Speaker 4: day Thursday, we're going to practice lockdown, heroine lockdown and

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Speaker 4: they can someone down yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in case

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Speaker 4: the lockdown still for whatever reason, you know, like, no,

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Speaker 4: how the little kids it's a swarm of bees, but.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, does a man man man man on the loops.

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Speaker 4: It's a lockdown practice.

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Speaker 3: God, they practiced.

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Speaker 4: But then the first one like weaker, nightmares, crying like traumatized,

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Speaker 4: don't want to go to school in case they do

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Speaker 4: it again this time.

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Speaker 1: I was like, how was lockdown?

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Speaker 3: It was all good.

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Speaker 4: We just lay on the mat and chad it.

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Speaker 3: So it was like they know what to do, but

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Speaker 3: without them the panic.

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Speaker 5: Jesus, Well, at least you'll know what to do in

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Speaker 5: the event of of a fire. What do you grab?

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Speaker 1: I'm staying in my partment because it will be a

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Speaker 1: saying a drill.

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Speaker 2: The sheep that called the wolf, the wolf, the boy

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Speaker 2: that cried, the boy that cried wash.

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Speaker 5: And sheep's clothing, the wolf, and the boy who was

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Speaker 5: wearing sheep's clothing and cried like a little wolf.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And there will be them, and then there

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Speaker 2: will be a fire and I'll be burned to a crisp.

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Speaker 1: Three things I'm grabbing.

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Speaker 3: Three things you got? Do you get declined?

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Speaker 4: Why I get to claim your insurance if you die

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Speaker 4: in a fire, and all your insurance stuff's burnt and

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Speaker 4: someone's going to claim the insurance insurance and if you

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Speaker 4: do die, the insurance policy holder dies in the accident that.

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Speaker 3: There is said only spinster.

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Speaker 1: But it's just like in their will. Because if you died,

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Speaker 1: is that if you would your insurance contact that's a

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Speaker 1: great question. Or would your a state be able to

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Speaker 1: claim the insurance? Sure did? There is such a fascinating.

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Speaker 5: Question, surely, because if you died, then your estate gets

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Speaker 5: your property, and if your property is a curs then.

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Speaker 1: Well, if somebody is listening to the podcast that works

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Speaker 1: and insurance or has.

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Speaker 4: I'm gurgling times your insurance if you die in the

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Speaker 4: insurance event, we don't need an expert.

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Speaker 3: We' got Google.

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Speaker 4: It's life insurance, not life insurance. I don't want to

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Speaker 4: life insurance. Someone house house and it's all paid advertising

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Speaker 4: for life insurance.

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Speaker 2: You get.

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Speaker 1: You're absolutely punished.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, same wish. Maybe just someone could message.

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Speaker 3: That's on board two. Yeah, a lot of words.

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Speaker 4: I don't read the ship when it's mine and I'm

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Speaker 4: signing it, I'm not wading it for nowhere at all,