WEBVTT - "Worst Statues Of All Time" 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.480 Right live from the Export Beer Garden studio and brought 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:04.720 to you, as always by expert Ultra the beer for here. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.920 This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the thirtieth of October. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:13.200 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:16.720 brought to you by Next Sport a Culture, and. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:20.279 We're running the three Way today. Mike Lane in the 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:25.200 traditional costume of a Travis Scott concert cheese cutter, and 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.640 we're wearing that in the mosh pit gone Sicko mode 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.040 later on tonight and in full Dodgers regalia. Man Heath, Yeah, 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:33.279 great to be here. Thanks having me just right at 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:35.199 the top. I want to clear something up. We are 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:36.800 going to clear out the end of this podcast for 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.000 you to get your Dodgers takes off. That's goods. People 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.919 not to stop listening. You can skip ahead. We'll put 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:45.080 the time stamp in the We'll put the time stamp 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.559 in the description. So if you want to turn out 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.360 to that, which I don't know where you would you, 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.160 you can skip ahead to that. But he what has 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.480 been firing up the z B listeners this week? Wow? 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:01.160 I know we've ring Fence Dodge chat, but yesterday I 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:02.920 turned the last hour and a half of the show 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:06.039 into just pure Dodger's chat, right because you can't. I 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.560 thought about it, and then I thought he could stop me. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.080 You can't really stop me. Are you going to storm 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.600 the studio? Also, there was a fire alarm that went off, 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.280 so there was no one, no one about. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.640 Well isn't that what zib is all about? That you 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.760 can just say whatever you want andever you want, so 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.120 who wit for anything? 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.640 There's no repercussions. Well, we did have a guy come 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:27.319 in and try and assault Hosking, but he was just 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.959 at the reception. He was just lurking. He took umbrage 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:31.760 to something Hosking and said, Yeah. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.040 It's funny when you come in there's the security gets 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.720 really tight up there. Yeah, you've got to you've got 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.479 to swope through a couple of doors to get up there. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.520 But down in Haddaki like just basically canon for it. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.680 Oh yeah, we've been. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.640 When I was at Haidaki, we had a couple of 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.880 real hundies come to the door. One of them came 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.960 to defend the honor of Angelina, who he thought had 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.840 been slighted, and he drove all the way over from 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.920 Tod on and he was at the door and we 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.200 just opened the door slightly and he wanted to come 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:01.520 in and kind of make amends for what he thought 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.440 was a some sort of slight anyway, Yeah, he was 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.040 a hundi. We once had to call the police on 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:06.280 that one. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.440 Well, he said, I'd hate to have to lay a 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.600 formal complaint, will it please? Could you? Because then that 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.399 goes to a legal team. We don't have to deal 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.639 with it. But what we don't want is you with 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:15.600 your foot in the door. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.880 Well, with this protest is banging on the window of 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.480 the big show, and they're like, so far from the 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:26.040 cutting the cold face of the issues that you're worried about. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.640 To free Palestine. Yeah, then I got into a confrontation 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.440 out in front of them here with them because some 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:32.880 guy wouldn't get out of my waist so I could 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.480 leave the thing. I got about six beers in my 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.280 belly by the stage. So I tell him to get fucked. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.160 Now that's the whole thing. Are they videoed you? Didn't 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:39.880 they videoed me? 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:43.480 They're like, mate, I'm just trying to get drunk at work. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.320 So I told you I was. So I told him 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:47.560 to get fucked. Then I got in the car and 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.120 Missus was waiting to pick me up. She's on her 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:53.720 phone scrolling Instagram, and I was like, go not as 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.840 the best one had to be. Jeremy Wells is like Mike. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.720 When he it was about Prince Harry coming into New 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.679 Zealand about Mary's with colds and stuff, and people thought 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.560 it was actually hosking and they were looking to storm 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.120 the building. 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.720 Were and the best to try, and that he as 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.079 a hard sell on social media. They all believe it's 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.079 a real hard salary. He was coming from the eady 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.839 media lunch school. Everyone gets what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.080 you're saying one thing, but it's the opposite to highlight issue. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.720 People go yes, no, he said the words. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:31.360 I'm taking the out of the people that do say that. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.880 There's a level of nuance to this. Yeah, but you're right. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.280 It's gone on social media. One hundred percent gone on 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:37.880 social media. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.480 And those big windows around Radiohodech, you mean whatever, the 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.520 hero Prince whatever said you still you. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:45.520 Guys take it in the face. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:50.000 When the protests all bought those little paint market pins 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.040 and they were riding all over the studio windows, Yeah, 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:53.400 that was quite funny. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.760 So Jason Hoo's too dumb to know. He doesn't even know. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.680 He's never turned his computer on. He's still protesting the 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.120 boar war. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:04.960 He's got no, he's not going to help you, and 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.040 he can't read forwards, let alone backwards. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.920 So if you're riding on the bloody thing, there is 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.640 no chance. Yeah. They come in there and they were like, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.160 do you where's the editor of the New Zealand here. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.360 I was like, oh, it's just in there is having 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.480 a beer, give us whatever. Like they had this big pamphlet. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:18.960 I was like, checking errol, I'll take it a bit. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:24.320 And then I was like, oh yeah, Mary, No, it's 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.159 still not enough. It's like, oh, well, fucking you go 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.440 over there there, you know, don't come and wound me 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.840 like you said, I'm just trying to have a beer 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.640 on a front day. I can't. I can't fix it. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.800 Just some general kind of admin. He's been using the 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.600 studio because that's pop sock on my microphone. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.880 Has been used as a pop sock. It's reeks of halatosis, 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.080 well is it? Because it's the middle microphone stand, so 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.800 it's not the one that we usually so that because normally. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.279 Like if it's a urinal situation, the middle one gets 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:54.599 used the least doesn't. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.000 What happens when there's only two of us? So someone 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:01.599 that's coming here three abreast? Yeah, which reeks of the 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.720 Big Show? Yeah? 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:07.920 Okay, so the Big Show keys. He's got good, beautiful 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:08.880 minty breath. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:14.080 On the mintce. Well, it's either Hoy or Monogue. Smells 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:14.400 really good. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.200 I haven't actually had a good get up close with Hody 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.960 for a while. Prickly little man, Oh my god, it's stained, 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:25.120 But for some reason I think that's does wear lipstick. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.240 Can you ever smell that? Oh god, I can't even 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:36.479 watch that. That is for a second sniff. I can't 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.640 even watch you sniff at that? So disgusting. I don't 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.400 know if anyone is ever if you've ever sniffed a microphone. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.880 First of all, don't never sniff a microphone. But they 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.159 are the worst smelling fucking things of all time. Yesterday 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.000 I had a here sticking out of the pop sock 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:53.760 that was just tickling my nose. I had no idea 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:59.599 what it was, but the whole time someone's here, probably mine, 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.479 sticking directly out of the microphone and just tickling my nose. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.200 Heres do you remember that band eight Foot Sativa. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.920 Oh yeah, they once supported us on a tour and 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.200 I grabbed the mic because I was singing the mic 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:14.560 next and I sung in and then breathed, and then 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.440 just heaps of like spittle and liquid came out of 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.880 the mic because you know, like metal, you're giving it 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:26.479 a hundi on the vokes. And so enough flim was 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.360 in the mic that I just went two days. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.360 Gross? What's that gross about? 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:39.559 Like other people's and yet well kiss a woman? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.600 Oh yeah, oh yeah, well do that. But yeah, look, 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.440 I mean people people do more than that. And there's 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.080 that great line. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.160 You know, people refuse to eat the brown part of 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.359 a banana, but they'll go down on each. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:57.599 Other, I think. But I think the juices with the squeeze. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.760 It's not like just leaking a microphone that ain't worth it. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.120 So when he was way off, there's any bit of food, 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:07.360 someone goes, do you think this is all right? 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:11.760 I mean, come on, we know what you get up to. Yeah, yeah, yes, 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.640 But if they were then offering you, then you'd probably 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.520 just about any part of the banana you neat the skin. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.680 So the chance of getting off with banana, yeah, if 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.360 you hate the barn. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.560 But then the increase your chances getting off again. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:27.600 Okay, yeah, I means can't do much for you but 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:28.320 feed you. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.520 No, that's right, she could stick one up your ass. Well, 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.080 I've seen the video of you doing that too. Unfortunately, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.000 there is a frozen banana. Unfortunately it is. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.880 Featured in our book The Almanac, and my kids were 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.360 rifling and it's pretty much their favorite page. When everyone 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.000 comes around, they flick to the back and they show 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.360 a picture of you with a frozen candy popping candy 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.880 covered frozen banana. We need my pants down and you 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:52.840 trying to insert it into my backside. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.240 We've been doing the glass were you? Why do you 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.440 look so happy there? We seen you. Oh that's a 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.320 great point. Actually, we've got a bit of audio play, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.840 but just before we do that reminds me of I 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.720 we recorded Game two has yesterday and Ross Taylor's on 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.320 our team for the last time. I thought Ross Taylor 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.200 hates the acc and then he hates his nickname, and 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.920 so I talked to him about it and he goes, 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.440 I don't hate it. It's just really hard to explain 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.480 to my daughter why my nickname is sir lingis well 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.520 it's pretty easy, lingers. It's just a it's just a 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.320 is it what Latin for tongue tongue? 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.640 Yeah, so it's absolutely nothing to do with I don't 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.840 know other people are going with it. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.120 It's not it's not sir connor lingers. Is that the 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.640 cun is not there? No, it's just the lingus and 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.719 and and he would admit every century he scored, he 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:41.840 stuck the lingers out, stuck the lingers. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.080 I mean we could have called him tongue man, Yeah, sir, 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:45.600 tongue tongue a lot. 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:50.400 Yeah, would actually if you discussed the text I sent 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:54.880 to you two guys about the Doggies about Santa's Little Helper. Yes, 0:08:55.080 --> 0:09:00.440 we discussed it. Let's discuss it again. Yeah, so you 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.720 reckon Santana's Little Helper should be upgraded to Santa The clause, well, 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:08.360 I think, just well, Father christ Father, Father Christmas, because 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:09.880 I think it'd be really funny. You've got to think 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.840 of how funny it is when someone's when yeah, when 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:14.760 someone's making the. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.840 Call in Father Christmas into darts one and that's one 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:26.959 into Stokes and stokes the pants. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:30.840 Christmas to the gave engine upgrade from Santa's Little Helper 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.760 to Father Christmas pretty good. Yeah, not the stud Saint Nick. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.040 Yeah, I just reckon a straight Father Christmas is good. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.320 Where did you land? Yeah? Yeah, I think when we're 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.439 the Santa Claus or Father Christmas. 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.640 Reckon Father Christmas's most for Father Christmas. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.600 It's a step and then you Yeah, it's a big step. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.679 So it's Mitchell Saturner, formerly known as Santa's Little Helper. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:56.600 Now Father Christmas comes in the ball. Yeah, rolls off 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:56.920 the tongue. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:01.240 It's funny to me. Yeah, yeah, that's brilliant. And Christmas 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:05.240 Arise failor Christmas. I've got a little bit of admin 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.760 that I want to run past you guys around promote 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:13.680 promotion of the book, and around an era that I 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.679 may or may not have made or someone's made an era. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:20.839 I'll play it for you after this break. I hope 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:22.600 the listeners out there that we're listening to the podcast 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.240 enjoyed that ad. For those of you playing at home, 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.400 the ads are digitally inserted, so it's random, well not random, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.360 but every time you listen to the podcast, the ad 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.600 you get will be different to the ads other people 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:37.320 get programmatically inserted. Give me profile basically, Yeah, So you 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.319 might get a different ad than your mum might get 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.440 if she us in the same podcast. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.640 So if you get an AD, you can sometimes feel 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.080 insulted by those ads. If you, if you, if, when 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.480 you stake any retirement village ads constant. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:54.240 Yeah, the diamonds on Richmond are just that's a h 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.040 in the core of the earth. They've done the math, 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.079 They've worked out how long you've been with your lovely party, 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.640 have gone through and screen sen your holidays together, oblutterating 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.560 that following minute, the algorithm's got you, buddy, Yeah it is. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.560 But anyway, so we do ad reads for that. Not 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.080 everyone hears them. But yesterday Mike Minogue was listening to 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:17.400 the podcast and he got served this ad commentary collective 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.720 Almanac as fuck me the glory of the test Champ 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.240 whether you knew, whether whether you're an a SEC fan 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.600 or new to the man, this book is an insight 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:32.400 to it all the glory. Oh my god, that's a 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:36.120 good that's a good ad. I know that's an accident. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:36.960 I know that's a cock up. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:41.280 But if you had planned that as a planned cockup 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.760 sort of felt like a cock up, that would be 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:44.520 pure genius. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.880 It's also very apt about to go on with the book. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.199 I've never wanted to buy that book more. And in 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.440 my defense, I was saying, well, I'm actually grateful that 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.400 it was me that was doing that, because the big 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.240 show guys hauled me in there to talk about it. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.520 As Minogue said, it's like, if that was Jason, it 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.560 could have been racial slurs, you know, they could have 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.400 been all sorts in there. But as it stood, it 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:13.400 was just like, oh boy, that's good. That's good stuff. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.400 And Monoga was saying, well, I was listening and you didn't. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.079 Raise it with anyone, and hopefully that's still going. Nah, No, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.920 it has been well, they couldn't find it. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.600 So I was out yesterday and when I came back 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.320 into the office there was a much to do going on. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.000 Said the hell. Ella was just about in tears because 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.640 she had let that one slip through. She was just like, 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.160 oh my god, I'm so sorry. I was like, I 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:37.800 don't care. You come across great in it. Can I 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.320 just say that has potentially been running for three weeks 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:45.080 because they started three weeks ago and it just happened 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.319 to be served to Minogue. People are having served those 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:49.400 ads for a long time. 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.360 So is that one only on the Agenda podcast. They'd 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.640 be on Hedachy podcasts as well. Yeah, yeah, it's the 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.679 best marketing campaign. You need to go for a marketing 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.120 award for that. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:02.160 Well after books out, then yeah, well that reprinted some more. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.640 Well what do you now start claiming that you were 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.800 pretending to fuck it up and that we pretended that 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.360 it got through and then if it's purposeful then you 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:14.079 can win award. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:16.800 We'll just reverse engineering. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.920 Yeah, reverse engineerist. Let's changed the narrative to that's brilliant 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.800 from mania. What he did was he constructed this and 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.120 he got it past the iHeart people. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.360 It's brilliant to make it sound because acting on it 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:32.360 is phenomenal. We near the start again, please, so sort 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.720 of commentary collective almanac as fuck me the glory of 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:41.360 the test champ. Fuck whether you're knew, whether whether you're 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.959 an ACC fan or new to the madness, this is 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.880 an insight to it all from the glory. So you 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.320 get two words in before you gave your first fuck up. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.480 Well yeah three book to three two three round that out. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:00.360 Well, it could be it could be a master's because 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:04.200 I think one of the book sales come out this week. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.319 I think from launch, so it goes to if it 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.320 comes out at number one, yeah, then it's then it's genius, 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:11.800 and then that's been reverse. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.280 Engineered back from the number one. I mean, if it's 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:14.760 not in one, we probably won't do anything. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.880 No, but we write the full report on how we 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.440 came up with the idea and how mania was cut through. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:27.040 Initially reluctant, but then we sold them on how great 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.160 the idea was. It took me a few takes to 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.080 get it and it's fully innovative. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:32.800 I'll tell you what, because there was an ad going 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.800 around on the radio that was dead air for like 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.560 five seconds and it gets your attention every single time. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:42.200 Hang on, what's here? Well, famously, Paddy Power used to 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.640 do the on field signage during the Irish rugby test 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:50.640 matches upside down, So all of this throngs, fucking muppets, 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.000 I've got them upside down, but I did it on 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.960 purpose and upside. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:58.200 So that's that's clever, as is this brilliant profanity field. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:03.120 Accidental podcast. Accidental podcast air. There's either a couple of 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:03.560 things here. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:07.800 Either people don't care or people aren't listening in terms 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.680 of bad ad, because it's been running for a while. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:11.440 The thing is, if you're listening to this podcast that, 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:13.760 in comparison to some of the other ship that we 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:14.560 talk about. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.320 Why can't because you know you were talking about basically 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.480 me putting a banana on your butt. Yeah, it's true, 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.200 So why could you not do that in an ad 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.720 if you can do it in the main bit, that's right. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.640 It's very true because it's the other way. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:30.840 And at one point in the book, MaTx puts a 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:35.320 frozen banana and in my butt and Mike's butt, Gelan's 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.840 butt and test Championship and. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:44.040 To get popping candy. And have you guys seen the 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.920 Dwayne Wade statue. I've got a picture. It is so funny. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.600 There are so many great memes like frozen and carbonite meme. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.680 Have you've seen that solid luck when when he first 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.640 sees it, it can't mean the first time he saw 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.920 it though, with all the smoke and then it opened up. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.080 I think it was because he looks. He takes a long, 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.680 hard look at it, and he goes, who the hell's 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.400 that guy? That's what's in this photo. He's pointing to 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:06.920 get it and he's going, who the hell's that guy? 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:08.840 But he has to like because you're being on it, 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:10.160 so you can't like shit on it. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.080 It's and there's some great footage of people in the 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.600 crowd as well, all kind of giggling and laughing. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.080 And what is it with bad? When do we lose 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.200 as a as a people? When do we lose the 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:22.560 ability to make statues? Yeah? 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.800 Because but we're not just we're not growing Michelangelo's anymore. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.280 We don't have people that devote their entire life to 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:29.880 being incredible statue makers. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.560 Surely though, they just take a mold. He goes in 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:33.600 and they take a mold of his. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.280 Face, and you're saying, in that case the mold was 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.280 too hot, screaming and agony. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.040 Well, I think I've just had a horne at it, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.280 rather than taking an exact mold. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.560 They've had a horn. But like the Michael Jordan one 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.560 looks good. There are good statues out there. There's that 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.040 You're right. Even on the PlayStation game, you can scan 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:52.560 your face. I do it every year when I buy 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.520 the game. It makes my missus puke. Scan your face 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.160 and it goes into the game. Now I'm playing with 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.560 Lebron statue maker in New Zealand. The Michael Jones statue 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:02.360 at Eden Park. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:06.399 Oh, fantastics, and it's like there was that famous one 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:08.280 of Ronaldo, remember that one? 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.600 And he looked like that one of the Yeah, so 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.480 do you just finish if you're a statue maker? And 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.879 you go, oh shit, because I mean, you can't start again. 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.040 You've just gone and gone, and you've spent however long 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.920 it makes a statue, and then and it's just getting 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.320 worse and worse, and you're chipping away and going, oh shit, 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:24.000 that's not better. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:24.600 I fucked it. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:26.840 Oh no, and then you go, oh god. And then 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.040 the night before the reveal, you're like, oh, I've fucked 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:29.520 this up. 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.240 Yeah, what do you do? What do you do if 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.440 you've commissioned it? And you said, you're like, because you're 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.040 probably getting paid. I don't know. I imagine a statue 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.200 would one hundred grand or something? Oh at least wouldn't 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.880 they surely? I mean, these players get paid twenty thirty 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:42.679 forty million dollars a year to play. 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.520 So is it better to have a ridiculous statue because 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.560 we wouldn't have even seen the statue of it hadn't 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:51.400 been like it got more play than a normal statue gets. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.879 Yeah, but yeah, I mean, if you're going to be 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.320 asked this question and now twenty two and two, if 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:57.840 you were going to get a statue out of yourself, 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.520 mad Heath, what would you be doing in it and 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:01.720 where would you put it? 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:06.680 It will be me putting that frozen banana up your butt. 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.320 I'm not you see what at statue do I want 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.440 of me? I want me doing that to you next 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:16.240 to Sir Michael Jones, next to the iceman who's scoring 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:20.240 that famous one hand. Try as me bent over beige 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:23.719 pants A found my ankles with you? Were they popping 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:24.600 candy covered? 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.040 Jimmy Wells has repeatedly said this is the happiest he's 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:29.640 ever seen us. 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:32.960 And so if I want to be remembered, I want 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.679 to remember doing what I love. Yeah, out doing what 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:38.080 you love? Lane, I think you need to get out 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:39.199 of here there, I do. 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.760 I've speaking of sproaking the book. I've got to go 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:46.720 and see johonavan Bin and spoke the book. But you'll 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.679 leave you guys, guys to it to talk some Dodgers. Yeah, series, 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.440 I'm trying to get into baseball, maybe please. I'm watching 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:57.040 the doc I on the Curse of the Bambinobino the 0:18:57.400 --> 0:19:00.280