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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the thirtieth of October.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1: We're running the three Way today. Mike Lane in the
Speaker 1: traditional costume of a Travis Scott concert cheese cutter, and
Speaker 1: we're wearing that in the mosh pit gone Sicko mode
Speaker 1: later on tonight and in full Dodgers regalia. Man Heath, Yeah,
Speaker 1: great to be here. Thanks having me just right at
Speaker 1: the top. I want to clear something up. We are
Speaker 1: going to clear out the end of this podcast for
Speaker 1: you to get your Dodgers takes off. That's goods. People
Speaker 1: not to stop listening. You can skip ahead. We'll put
Speaker 1: the time stamp in the We'll put the time stamp
Speaker 1: in the description. So if you want to turn out
Speaker 1: to that, which I don't know where you would you,
Speaker 1: you can skip ahead to that. But he what has
Speaker 1: been firing up the z B listeners this week? Wow?
Speaker 3: I know we've ring Fence Dodge chat, but yesterday I
Speaker 3: turned the last hour and a half of the show
Speaker 3: into just pure Dodger's chat, right because you can't. I
Speaker 3: thought about it, and then I thought he could stop me.
Speaker 3: You can't really stop me. Are you going to storm
Speaker 3: the studio? Also, there was a fire alarm that went off,
Speaker 3: so there was no one, no one about.
Speaker 4: Well isn't that what zib is all about? That you
Speaker 4: can just say whatever you want andever you want, so
Speaker 4: who wit for anything?
Speaker 1: There's no repercussions. Well, we did have a guy come
Speaker 1: in and try and assault Hosking, but he was just
Speaker 1: at the reception. He was just lurking. He took umbrage
Speaker 1: to something Hosking and said, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's funny when you come in there's the security gets
Speaker 3: really tight up there. Yeah, you've got to you've got
Speaker 3: to swope through a couple of doors to get up there.
Speaker 3: But down in Haddaki like just basically canon for it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've been.
Speaker 4: When I was at Haidaki, we had a couple of
Speaker 4: real hundies come to the door. One of them came
Speaker 4: to defend the honor of Angelina, who he thought had
Speaker 4: been slighted, and he drove all the way over from
Speaker 4: Tod on and he was at the door and we
Speaker 4: just opened the door slightly and he wanted to come
Speaker 4: in and kind of make amends for what he thought
Speaker 4: was a some sort of slight anyway, Yeah, he was
Speaker 4: a hundi. We once had to call the police on
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 1: Well, he said, I'd hate to have to lay a
Speaker 1: formal complaint, will it please? Could you? Because then that
Speaker 1: goes to a legal team. We don't have to deal
Speaker 1: with it. But what we don't want is you with
Speaker 1: your foot in the door.
Speaker 3: Well, with this protest is banging on the window of
Speaker 3: the big show, and they're like, so far from the
Speaker 3: cutting the cold face of the issues that you're worried about.
Speaker 1: To free Palestine. Yeah, then I got into a confrontation
Speaker 1: out in front of them here with them because some
Speaker 1: guy wouldn't get out of my waist so I could
Speaker 1: leave the thing. I got about six beers in my
Speaker 1: belly by the stage. So I tell him to get fucked.
Speaker 1: Now that's the whole thing. Are they videoed you? Didn't
Speaker 1: they videoed me?
Speaker 3: They're like, mate, I'm just trying to get drunk at work.
Speaker 1: So I told you I was. So I told him
Speaker 1: to get fucked. Then I got in the car and
Speaker 1: Missus was waiting to pick me up. She's on her
Speaker 1: phone scrolling Instagram, and I was like, go not as
Speaker 1: the best one had to be. Jeremy Wells is like Mike.
Speaker 4: When he it was about Prince Harry coming into New
Speaker 4: Zealand about Mary's with colds and stuff, and people thought
Speaker 4: it was actually hosking and they were looking to storm
Speaker 4: the building.
Speaker 3: Were and the best to try, and that he as
Speaker 3: a hard sell on social media. They all believe it's
Speaker 3: a real hard salary. He was coming from the eady
Speaker 3: media lunch school. Everyone gets what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're saying one thing, but it's the opposite to highlight issue.
Speaker 3: People go yes, no, he said the words.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the out of the people that do say that.
Speaker 1: There's a level of nuance to this. Yeah, but you're right.
Speaker 1: It's gone on social media. One hundred percent gone on
Speaker 1: social media.
Speaker 3: And those big windows around Radiohodech, you mean whatever, the
Speaker 3: hero Prince whatever said you still you.
Speaker 1: Guys take it in the face.
Speaker 4: When the protests all bought those little paint market pins
Speaker 4: and they were riding all over the studio windows, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was quite funny.
Speaker 1: So Jason Hoo's too dumb to know. He doesn't even know.
Speaker 1: He's never turned his computer on. He's still protesting the
Speaker 1: boar war.
Speaker 3: He's got no, he's not going to help you, and
Speaker 3: he can't read forwards, let alone backwards.
Speaker 1: So if you're riding on the bloody thing, there is
Speaker 1: no chance. Yeah. They come in there and they were like,
Speaker 1: do you where's the editor of the New Zealand here.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's just in there is having
Speaker 1: a beer, give us whatever. Like they had this big pamphlet.
Speaker 1: I was like, checking errol, I'll take it a bit.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh yeah, Mary, No, it's
Speaker 1: still not enough. It's like, oh, well, fucking you go
Speaker 1: over there there, you know, don't come and wound me
Speaker 1: like you said, I'm just trying to have a beer
Speaker 1: on a front day. I can't. I can't fix it.
Speaker 4: Just some general kind of admin. He's been using the
Speaker 4: studio because that's pop sock on my microphone.
Speaker 1: Has been used as a pop sock. It's reeks of halatosis,
Speaker 1: well is it? Because it's the middle microphone stand, so
Speaker 1: it's not the one that we usually so that because normally.
Speaker 3: Like if it's a urinal situation, the middle one gets
Speaker 3: used the least doesn't.
Speaker 1: What happens when there's only two of us? So someone
Speaker 1: that's coming here three abreast? Yeah, which reeks of the
Speaker 1: Big Show? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so the Big Show keys. He's got good, beautiful
Speaker 3: minty breath.
Speaker 1: On the mintce. Well, it's either Hoy or Monogue. Smells
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 3: I haven't actually had a good get up close with Hody
Speaker 3: for a while. Prickly little man, Oh my god, it's stained,
Speaker 3: But for some reason I think that's does wear lipstick.
Speaker 1: Can you ever smell that? Oh god, I can't even
Speaker 1: watch that. That is for a second sniff. I can't
Speaker 1: even watch you sniff at that? So disgusting. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anyone is ever if you've ever sniffed a microphone.
Speaker 1: First of all, don't never sniff a microphone. But they
Speaker 1: are the worst smelling fucking things of all time. Yesterday
Speaker 1: I had a here sticking out of the pop sock
Speaker 1: that was just tickling my nose. I had no idea
Speaker 1: what it was, but the whole time someone's here, probably mine,
Speaker 1: sticking directly out of the microphone and just tickling my nose.
Speaker 1: Heres do you remember that band eight Foot Sativa.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they once supported us on a tour and
Speaker 3: I grabbed the mic because I was singing the mic
Speaker 3: next and I sung in and then breathed, and then
Speaker 3: just heaps of like spittle and liquid came out of
Speaker 3: the mic because you know, like metal, you're giving it
Speaker 3: a hundi on the vokes. And so enough flim was
Speaker 3: in the mic that I just went two days.
Speaker 1: Gross? What's that gross about?
Speaker 3: Like other people's and yet well kiss a woman?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, well do that. But yeah, look,
Speaker 1: I mean people people do more than that. And there's
Speaker 1: that great line.
Speaker 4: You know, people refuse to eat the brown part of
Speaker 4: a banana, but they'll go down on each.
Speaker 1: Other, I think. But I think the juices with the squeeze.
Speaker 1: It's not like just leaking a microphone that ain't worth it.
Speaker 3: So when he was way off, there's any bit of food,
Speaker 3: someone goes, do you think this is all right?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, we know what you get up to. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: But if they were then offering you, then you'd probably
Speaker 1: just about any part of the banana you neat the skin.
Speaker 4: So the chance of getting off with banana, yeah, if
Speaker 4: you hate the barn.
Speaker 1: But then the increase your chances getting off again.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I means can't do much for you but
Speaker 3: feed you.
Speaker 1: No, that's right, she could stick one up your ass. Well,
Speaker 1: I've seen the video of you doing that too. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: there is a frozen banana. Unfortunately it is.
Speaker 4: Featured in our book The Almanac, and my kids were
Speaker 4: rifling and it's pretty much their favorite page. When everyone
Speaker 4: comes around, they flick to the back and they show
Speaker 4: a picture of you with a frozen candy popping candy
Speaker 4: covered frozen banana. We need my pants down and you
Speaker 4: trying to insert it into my backside.
Speaker 1: We've been doing the glass were you? Why do you
Speaker 1: look so happy there? We seen you. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: great point. Actually, we've got a bit of audio play,
Speaker 1: but just before we do that reminds me of I
Speaker 1: we recorded Game two has yesterday and Ross Taylor's on
Speaker 1: our team for the last time. I thought Ross Taylor
Speaker 1: hates the acc and then he hates his nickname, and
Speaker 1: so I talked to him about it and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. It's just really hard to explain
Speaker 1: to my daughter why my nickname is sir lingis well
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy, lingers. It's just a it's just a
Speaker 1: is it what Latin for tongue tongue?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's absolutely nothing to do with I don't
Speaker 3: know other people are going with it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not sir connor lingers. Is that the
Speaker 1: cun is not there? No, it's just the lingus and
Speaker 1: and and he would admit every century he scored, he
Speaker 1: stuck the lingers out, stuck the lingers.
Speaker 3: I mean we could have called him tongue man, Yeah, sir,
Speaker 3: tongue tongue a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would actually if you discussed the text I sent
Speaker 1: to you two guys about the Doggies about Santa's Little Helper. Yes,
Speaker 1: we discussed it. Let's discuss it again. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: reckon Santana's Little Helper should be upgraded to Santa The clause, well,
Speaker 1: I think, just well, Father christ Father, Father Christmas, because
Speaker 1: I think it'd be really funny. You've got to think
Speaker 1: of how funny it is when someone's when yeah, when
Speaker 1: someone's making the.
Speaker 4: Call in Father Christmas into darts one and that's one
Speaker 4: into Stokes and stokes the pants.
Speaker 1: Christmas to the gave engine upgrade from Santa's Little Helper
Speaker 1: to Father Christmas pretty good. Yeah, not the stud Saint Nick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just reckon a straight Father Christmas is good.
Speaker 1: Where did you land? Yeah? Yeah, I think when we're
Speaker 1: the Santa Claus or Father Christmas.
Speaker 3: Reckon Father Christmas's most for Father Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's a step and then you Yeah, it's a big step.
Speaker 4: So it's Mitchell Saturner, formerly known as Santa's Little Helper.
Speaker 4: Now Father Christmas comes in the ball. Yeah, rolls off
Speaker 4: the tongue.
Speaker 1: It's funny to me. Yeah, yeah, that's brilliant. And Christmas
Speaker 1: Arise failor Christmas. I've got a little bit of admin
Speaker 1: that I want to run past you guys around promote
Speaker 1: promotion of the book, and around an era that I
Speaker 1: may or may not have made or someone's made an era.
Speaker 1: I'll play it for you after this break. I hope
Speaker 1: the listeners out there that we're listening to the podcast
Speaker 1: enjoyed that ad. For those of you playing at home,
Speaker 1: the ads are digitally inserted, so it's random, well not random,
Speaker 1: but every time you listen to the podcast, the ad
Speaker 1: you get will be different to the ads other people
Speaker 1: get programmatically inserted. Give me profile basically, Yeah, So you
Speaker 1: might get a different ad than your mum might get
Speaker 1: if she us in the same podcast.
Speaker 3: So if you get an AD, you can sometimes feel
Speaker 3: insulted by those ads. If you, if you, if, when
Speaker 3: you stake any retirement village ads constant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the diamonds on Richmond are just that's a h
Speaker 1: in the core of the earth. They've done the math,
Speaker 1: They've worked out how long you've been with your lovely party,
Speaker 1: have gone through and screen sen your holidays together, oblutterating
Speaker 1: that following minute, the algorithm's got you, buddy, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so we do ad reads for that. Not
Speaker 1: everyone hears them. But yesterday Mike Minogue was listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast and he got served this ad commentary collective
Speaker 1: Almanac as fuck me the glory of the test Champ
Speaker 1: whether you knew, whether whether you're an a SEC fan
Speaker 1: or new to the man, this book is an insight
Speaker 1: to it all the glory. Oh my god, that's a
Speaker 1: good that's a good ad. I know that's an accident.
Speaker 1: I know that's a cock up.
Speaker 3: But if you had planned that as a planned cockup
Speaker 3: sort of felt like a cock up, that would be
Speaker 3: pure genius.
Speaker 1: It's also very apt about to go on with the book.
Speaker 1: I've never wanted to buy that book more. And in
Speaker 1: my defense, I was saying, well, I'm actually grateful that
Speaker 1: it was me that was doing that, because the big
Speaker 1: show guys hauled me in there to talk about it.
Speaker 1: As Minogue said, it's like, if that was Jason, it
Speaker 1: could have been racial slurs, you know, they could have
Speaker 1: been all sorts in there. But as it stood, it
Speaker 1: was just like, oh boy, that's good. That's good stuff.
Speaker 1: And Monoga was saying, well, I was listening and you didn't.
Speaker 3: Raise it with anyone, and hopefully that's still going. Nah, No,
Speaker 3: it has been well, they couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: So I was out yesterday and when I came back
Speaker 1: into the office there was a much to do going on.
Speaker 1: Said the hell. Ella was just about in tears because
Speaker 1: she had let that one slip through. She was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't care. You come across great in it. Can I
Speaker 1: just say that has potentially been running for three weeks
Speaker 1: because they started three weeks ago and it just happened
Speaker 1: to be served to Minogue. People are having served those
Speaker 1: ads for a long time.
Speaker 3: So is that one only on the Agenda podcast. They'd
Speaker 3: be on Hedachy podcasts as well. Yeah, yeah, it's the
Speaker 3: best marketing campaign. You need to go for a marketing
Speaker 3: award for that.
Speaker 1: Well after books out, then yeah, well that reprinted some more.
Speaker 3: Well what do you now start claiming that you were
Speaker 3: pretending to fuck it up and that we pretended that
Speaker 3: it got through and then if it's purposeful then you
Speaker 3: can win award.
Speaker 1: We'll just reverse engineering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, reverse engineerist. Let's changed the narrative to that's brilliant
Speaker 3: from mania. What he did was he constructed this and
Speaker 3: he got it past the iHeart people.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant to make it sound because acting on it
Speaker 1: is phenomenal. We near the start again, please, so sort
Speaker 1: of commentary collective almanac as fuck me the glory of
Speaker 1: the test champ. Fuck whether you're knew, whether whether you're
Speaker 1: an ACC fan or new to the madness, this is
Speaker 1: an insight to it all from the glory. So you
Speaker 1: get two words in before you gave your first fuck up.
Speaker 1: Well yeah three book to three two three round that out.
Speaker 4: Well, it could be it could be a master's because
Speaker 4: I think one of the book sales come out this week.
Speaker 3: I think from launch, so it goes to if it
Speaker 3: comes out at number one, yeah, then it's then it's genius,
Speaker 3: and then that's been reverse.
Speaker 1: Engineered back from the number one. I mean, if it's
Speaker 1: not in one, we probably won't do anything.
Speaker 3: No, but we write the full report on how we
Speaker 3: came up with the idea and how mania was cut through.
Speaker 3: Initially reluctant, but then we sold them on how great
Speaker 3: the idea was. It took me a few takes to
Speaker 3: get it and it's fully innovative.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, because there was an ad going
Speaker 1: around on the radio that was dead air for like
Speaker 1: five seconds and it gets your attention every single time.
Speaker 1: Hang on, what's here? Well, famously, Paddy Power used to
Speaker 1: do the on field signage during the Irish rugby test
Speaker 1: matches upside down, So all of this throngs, fucking muppets,
Speaker 1: I've got them upside down, but I did it on
Speaker 1: purpose and upside.
Speaker 3: So that's that's clever, as is this brilliant profanity field.
Speaker 1: Accidental podcast. Accidental podcast air. There's either a couple of
Speaker 1: things here.
Speaker 4: Either people don't care or people aren't listening in terms
Speaker 4: of bad ad, because it's been running for a while.
Speaker 1: The thing is, if you're listening to this podcast that,
Speaker 1: in comparison to some of the other ship that we
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 3: Why can't because you know you were talking about basically
Speaker 3: me putting a banana on your butt. Yeah, it's true,
Speaker 3: So why could you not do that in an ad
Speaker 3: if you can do it in the main bit, that's right.
Speaker 1: It's very true because it's the other way.
Speaker 3: And at one point in the book, MaTx puts a
Speaker 3: frozen banana and in my butt and Mike's butt, Gelan's
Speaker 3: butt and test Championship and.
Speaker 1: To get popping candy. And have you guys seen the
Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade statue. I've got a picture. It is so funny.
Speaker 3: There are so many great memes like frozen and carbonite meme.
Speaker 3: Have you've seen that solid luck when when he first
Speaker 3: sees it, it can't mean the first time he saw
Speaker 3: it though, with all the smoke and then it opened up.
Speaker 1: I think it was because he looks. He takes a long,
Speaker 1: hard look at it, and he goes, who the hell's
Speaker 1: that guy? That's what's in this photo. He's pointing to
Speaker 1: get it and he's going, who the hell's that guy?
Speaker 1: But he has to like because you're being on it,
Speaker 1: so you can't like shit on it.
Speaker 4: It's and there's some great footage of people in the
Speaker 4: crowd as well, all kind of giggling and laughing.
Speaker 1: And what is it with bad? When do we lose
Speaker 1: as a as a people? When do we lose the
Speaker 1: ability to make statues? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because but we're not just we're not growing Michelangelo's anymore.
Speaker 3: We don't have people that devote their entire life to
Speaker 3: being incredible statue makers.
Speaker 1: Surely though, they just take a mold. He goes in
Speaker 1: and they take a mold of his.
Speaker 3: Face, and you're saying, in that case the mold was
Speaker 3: too hot, screaming and agony.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I've just had a horne at it,
Speaker 4: rather than taking an exact mold.
Speaker 1: They've had a horn. But like the Michael Jordan one
Speaker 1: looks good. There are good statues out there. There's that
Speaker 1: You're right. Even on the PlayStation game, you can scan
Speaker 1: your face. I do it every year when I buy
Speaker 1: the game. It makes my missus puke. Scan your face
Speaker 1: and it goes into the game. Now I'm playing with
Speaker 1: Lebron statue maker in New Zealand. The Michael Jones statue
Speaker 1: at Eden Park.
Speaker 4: Oh, fantastics, and it's like there was that famous one
Speaker 4: of Ronaldo, remember that one?
Speaker 3: And he looked like that one of the Yeah, so
Speaker 3: do you just finish if you're a statue maker? And
Speaker 3: you go, oh shit, because I mean, you can't start again.
Speaker 3: You've just gone and gone, and you've spent however long
Speaker 3: it makes a statue, and then and it's just getting
Speaker 3: worse and worse, and you're chipping away and going, oh shit,
Speaker 3: that's not better.
Speaker 1: I fucked it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and then you go, oh god. And then
Speaker 3: the night before the reveal, you're like, oh, I've fucked
Speaker 3: this up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do? What do you do if
Speaker 1: you've commissioned it? And you said, you're like, because you're
Speaker 1: probably getting paid. I don't know. I imagine a statue
Speaker 1: would one hundred grand or something? Oh at least wouldn't
Speaker 1: they surely? I mean, these players get paid twenty thirty
Speaker 1: forty million dollars a year to play.
Speaker 3: So is it better to have a ridiculous statue because
Speaker 3: we wouldn't have even seen the statue of it hadn't
Speaker 3: been like it got more play than a normal statue gets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I mean, if you're going to be
Speaker 4: asked this question and now twenty two and two, if
Speaker 4: you were going to get a statue out of yourself,
Speaker 4: mad Heath, what would you be doing in it and
Speaker 4: where would you put it?
Speaker 3: It will be me putting that frozen banana up your butt.
Speaker 1: I'm not you see what at statue do I want
Speaker 1: of me? I want me doing that to you next
Speaker 1: to Sir Michael Jones, next to the iceman who's scoring
Speaker 1: that famous one hand. Try as me bent over beige
Speaker 1: pants A found my ankles with you? Were they popping
Speaker 1: candy covered?
Speaker 3: Jimmy Wells has repeatedly said this is the happiest he's
Speaker 3: ever seen us.
Speaker 1: And so if I want to be remembered, I want
Speaker 1: to remember doing what I love. Yeah, out doing what
Speaker 1: you love? Lane, I think you need to get out
Speaker 1: of here there, I do.
Speaker 4: I've speaking of sproaking the book. I've got to go
Speaker 4: and see johonavan Bin and spoke the book. But you'll
Speaker 4: leave you guys, guys to it to talk some Dodgers. Yeah, series,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get into baseball, maybe please. I'm watching
Speaker 4: the doc I on the Curse of the Bambinobino the
Speaker 4: Red Sox come back in two thousand and four.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, loving how like you know, the
Speaker 3: Red Sox are all in on the Dodgers fans, because
Speaker 3: the Red Sox fans will go to any game and chant,
Speaker 3: chant Yankee suck. They'll be playing the Anaheim Angels. La
Speaker 3: Angels is out now, and the whole the Red Sox
Speaker 3: hands will just be changed.
Speaker 1: Yankee suck. All right, let's take a break here. Lane's
Speaker 1: gonna go and spreak the book a little bit more
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and clear out call an Iso
Speaker 1: play for a bit of Dodger's chat with Heath. All right, Hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't been following this at all. In fact, this
Speaker 1: is my weekly update as to how the World Series
Speaker 1: is going.
Speaker 3: So where are we at. What's the game scored? Well,
Speaker 3: it's currently three nil to the Dodgers. Game one, Freddy
Speaker 3: Freeman did something that's never happened in a World Series
Speaker 3: ever before in all the history of the World Series.
Speaker 3: He had a walk off Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: So what so that's bases loaded, bases loaded, smash it
Speaker 1: into the crowd, so you get four.
Speaker 3: But that's a match winner, right, But yeah, but because
Speaker 3: it was an extra inning, so it was in the
Speaker 3: tenth innings, so he gets to walk off and he wins.
Speaker 1: And how hot hailed the bat.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest moments in sport ever. People
Speaker 3: can't believe it happened. The crowd at Dodger Stadium went
Speaker 3: more insane than any crowd ever. And then he hits
Speaker 3: homers in the second game and the third game, and
Speaker 3: he's now Freddy Freeman that they got for a mere
Speaker 3: four hundred and fifty million dollars steal from the Braves.
Speaker 3: He has now homered in five consecutive World Series games
Speaker 3: between two teams because he did it in his last
Speaker 3: two with the Brave won the World Series.
Speaker 1: So Freddy Freeman walks out onto the baseball field, he
Speaker 1: hits a home run.
Speaker 3: Do you know the thing is they walked Mookie Betts
Speaker 3: as well for the Grand Slam to get to Freddy
Speaker 3: Freeman because they're like, we don't want to face They've
Speaker 3: gone through show Hay or Tanni. They didn't want to face,
Speaker 3: so they didn't want to face Mooki who came enough
Speaker 3: to show hey, and so they walked. So can you
Speaker 3: imagine walking on god walking Mookie Bits to get to
Speaker 3: Freddie Freeman, who is on a home run streak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, phenomenally, he's got he's got a bunk foot. So
Speaker 1: they were so they walked. They walked, show show as
Speaker 1: well or no show he got on, okay, and then
Speaker 1: they will walked. Oh yeah, but they only needed to
Speaker 1: score one run right to win if it was the
Speaker 1: tenth or no, Yeah, they need to.
Speaker 3: Get ahead by one run because you know, if you're
Speaker 3: the home side, if you go ahead after the ninth
Speaker 3: and the ninth or after you win, then you win.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So they didn't even need all that. They
Speaker 1: didn't need. They didn't need four.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But the greatest moment possible in sport I believe would
Speaker 3: be a walk off Grand Slam to win the World Series.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if it was Game seven and your team was
Speaker 3: down by three, yeah, and you yeah, and you won
Speaker 3: the World Series with it.
Speaker 1: So we're now three nail to your Dodgers. I presume. Yep,
Speaker 1: they're playing in New York today.
Speaker 3: The Yankees are broken, So game four today, Yeah, game
Speaker 3: four today, So the Dodgers could a clean sweep today.
Speaker 3: I don't think that will because baseball doesn't really work
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't win that many games in a row before
Speaker 3: something happens. And baseball fans will find this interesting. But
Speaker 3: it's going to have to be kind of a bullpen
Speaker 3: game for the Dodgers today because Dodgers have only got
Speaker 3: three starting pitchers because they've had so many injury injuries
Speaker 3: throughout the years, whereas you'd you'd want five, And so
Speaker 3: the bullpen is all the relievers. They're all the people
Speaker 3: that aren't starting pictures. So there's going to be dudes
Speaker 3: who haven't played bugger or that now have to oh
Speaker 3: that they play a lot, but they only either do
Speaker 3: a innings or a little bit here and there because
Speaker 3: there's like a left hand or something they'll bring in,
Speaker 3: you know. So basically baseball, the starting pitcher will normally
Speaker 3: pitch used to be seven innings, but it's getting less
Speaker 3: than there. So the starting picture, who's the superstar comes
Speaker 3: in and pictures six innings, say yeah, and then and
Speaker 3: then you bring a variety of pictures to bring it home.
Speaker 3: Then you bring in your part time spinners.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, basically, and and you bring in these dudes
Speaker 1: and then that's where you have that like a side
Speaker 1: arm dude who throws it from the bootlacers. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I work out that there. Guy's really hard to hurt
Speaker 1: for this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so they bringing all these dudes with weird
Speaker 3: little skills and they're brilliant, but they're only brilliant over
Speaker 3: a certain amount of pictures. Maybe they're brilliant over fourteen
Speaker 3: pitchures and not one hundred pictures, like a starting pitch
Speaker 3: and work throw. And because the Dodgers don't have four
Speaker 3: starting pitchers, they basically have to in a bullpen game today.
Speaker 3: So I think it'd be Walker Bullah who pitched yesterday,
Speaker 3: but he pitched so well, he pitched deep anyways, getting
Speaker 3: in the weeds here, but I can imagine the Yankees
Speaker 3: pulling one back today.
Speaker 1: I always say about the NBA, if one team's facing
Speaker 1: elimination and the other isn't been on the team facing elimination, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can't fake that kind of desperation. Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3: No one wants to get swept. Yeah, although I think
Speaker 3: in baseball this kind of a thing, and it's kind
Speaker 3: of like cricket. If you're batting and you're trying really hard,
Speaker 3: you often go out, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what India did in their second innings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a huge product, slogger.
Speaker 3: You've got to play your natural game and you can't
Speaker 3: go I'm gonna win the World's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: It doesn't quite work like that. You gotta you're early
Speaker 3: on the ball. You're gonna you're gonna dance with who
Speaker 3: you came with. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And that's why you
Speaker 3: have all those baseball players that are amazing in the
Speaker 3: regular season and then just horrific in the postseason because
Speaker 3: they've never had that kind of pressure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same in the NBA. Yeah, because they'll play They'll
Speaker 1: play a team because I know they play the same
Speaker 1: amount of games. They'll play a team who's coming off
Speaker 1: a back to back or this is their fourth game
Speaker 1: that week or something, and they're like, well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fun whatever, Yeah, we'll just play you guys. But then
Speaker 1: when it's the finals and it's like, Okay, we've had
Speaker 1: a whole week to prepare. We know you're going to
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, yeah, we know. You know we're going
Speaker 1: to try this, So you're going to try that. And
Speaker 1: then all the x'es and o's and the and then
Speaker 1: they forget out about the ball. Yeah that's right. So
Speaker 1: game four today, Yeah, one eight New Zealand time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking great time.
Speaker 3: It's a great it's a great time at miss you
Speaker 3: do a show between twelve and four like I do
Speaker 3: on News twoks, he'd be so I was basically check out,
Speaker 3: check out, don't tell the bosses.
Speaker 1: Don't call. Yeah, I don't know if I'll get away
Speaker 1: with another hour and a half on baseball on the
Speaker 1: show today. I think although listeners of this podcast could
Speaker 1: help you out during that time, they rung in and
Speaker 1: just get man, I just wanted to, you know, at work,
Speaker 1: I don't get a chance to have a look at it.
Speaker 1: Could you talking about truancy stats? And you go, well,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of key we kids are stay
Speaker 1: at home to watch the World Series, and if you are,
Speaker 1: how's that going? Man?
Speaker 3: The world says, oh, well it's interesting, you'd ask, and
Speaker 3: then boom forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: That's a great point. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's ever been talk bet hosts that
Speaker 3: have planted calls because you prove because you know your
Speaker 3: bos gets are don't when you're talking about that or
Speaker 3: when you're talking about this, but if you just you
Speaker 3: know that those guys that are making a hundred million
Speaker 3: dollars a year in America, those big tools, Yeah, they
Speaker 3: could just have a bank of people that they paid
Speaker 3: to sit at home and ring in and fluff their
Speaker 3: fluff their juices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then and give them what they want. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: just tell them to talk about exactly what they want
Speaker 1: to talk about. When we could do that today, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could do that today for me.
Speaker 3: But what you get here on yours please is a
Speaker 3: bunch of people ring up and say fuck South Canterbury.
Speaker 1: Ah, that thing is just and we're back into a corner.
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about it too much because
Speaker 1: it just flames it again. But yeah, if you did
Speaker 1: a heart felt can you please not? You might as
Speaker 1: well pour it gasoline on a barbecue. No, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you could do that makes it better or worse.
Speaker 1: That's just what it is. It is what it is.
Speaker 1: But it's like when lesbians decided that they didn't mind
Speaker 1: being called dikes. Did they agree on that though?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but but but you know, there's dikes
Speaker 3: on bikes and all that kind of stuff, and lesbian's
Speaker 3: kind of leant into it, whereas it started off as
Speaker 3: kind of a bit of a I don't know if
Speaker 3: it was a slur, but it was a bit nasty.
Speaker 3: But then they owned and owned it, so maybe you
Speaker 3: own f South Canterbrew. I always take it as a
Speaker 3: term of endearment. Yeah, you just have to go that's that.
Speaker 3: That means not fuck South Canibal. Also, way many is the.
Speaker 1: Butt of every South Island joke, and so it is
Speaker 1: no stranger, Like I'm no stranger to having my hometown
Speaker 1: or home region taking the pass out of it. It
Speaker 1: does not affect me and the like, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's true. There was about six months and third form
Speaker 1: when I hated being called a wimo and I was
Speaker 1: just like then, I was like, you know what, fucking
Speaker 1: everyone's going to get their ask kick to the high
Speaker 1: school for something. I might as well be from where
Speaker 1: I'm from and be proud of it. So if you're
Speaker 1: yelling fox South Canterbury, I take as a massive to.
Speaker 1: My dad wrung me the other day after seeing the
Speaker 1: video from the Auckland diff seat, He's like, did you
Speaker 1: plant those guys? Do you know them? It was like, no,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, would I plant myself? Well?
Speaker 3: That was an intercode kind of situation, wasn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's about rugby. Haggard was the Oakland f C again.
Speaker 3: Crowd was going off.
Speaker 1: Crowd was going off, the pork go hard and actually, well,
Speaker 1: there's something I was going to talk about tomorrow. Lets
Speaker 1: talk about now just quickly. So there's an Indian NBL
Speaker 1: team confirmed for next year. Have you've seen this? So
Speaker 1: there's a franchise that called the Indian Panthers and they're
Speaker 1: going to be based out of South Auckland. The team's
Speaker 1: going to be made up of national players for the
Speaker 1: Indian basketball team Wow, and then a couple of imports
Speaker 1: like everyone else's. And they're playing in our domestic NBL,
Speaker 1: so not the Australian one, the local one, which is yeah.
Speaker 1: And the idea is there's one point four billion potential
Speaker 1: new viewers of that, So why wouldn't you bring them in?
Speaker 1: Is this something that we could do for like rugby?
Speaker 1: If you brought in the you know, the I don't
Speaker 1: know mythven Challenges Bangalore and they were playing in Super Rugby,
Speaker 1: would that potentially bring.
Speaker 3: Well? I was actually talking about this yesterday on my
Speaker 3: show about how New Zealand sports can compete against the
Speaker 3: money and the glamour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how and the glitz of American sport. And maybe
Speaker 1: that's what you do. You just have you have the
Speaker 1: Dodgers FC playing it's like Liverpool. Yeah, it's like the
Speaker 1: letting the rich kid into your yeah, into your team
Speaker 1: so that their dad can sponsor your uniforms. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there are billionaires. It just owned franchises.
Speaker 3: Not that much different than that, is there.
Speaker 1: No, we've been begging for sports washing and New Zealand
Speaker 1: for a long time, but maybe this is maybe we've
Speaker 1: gone the wrong way around it.
Speaker 3: That's really cool. Yeah, I like that, but I guess
Speaker 3: it could get out of hand.
Speaker 1: Well, when it's an entirely Indian competition at that point,
Speaker 1: or entirely overseas, maybe I can't.
Speaker 3: If you can get an audience, if you can get
Speaker 3: crowds along and you can and you can run it,
Speaker 3: then great.
Speaker 1: Well the one that's crying out for it would be
Speaker 1: a Big Besh Super Smash whatever league. Our one's called
Speaker 1: Super Smash. I think it is Big Besh Super Smash,
Speaker 1: Super Smash. Fucking change the names. But if we had
Speaker 1: the Royal Challenges, you know, Bombay or you know whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a town in New Zealand
Speaker 1: that starts to be but I couldn't get there. The
Speaker 1: christ Church super Kings. Yeah, yeah, you know, but if
Speaker 1: there was an Indian franchise in our T twenty league,
Speaker 1: that could only be good for the game. Surely the
Speaker 1: Super Smash. You's so right. It's a bad name because
Speaker 1: people go along just to see sex. It's not really
Speaker 1: how it works. It should just be called the New
Speaker 1: Zealand T twenty League. Yeah, you know, I don't have
Speaker 1: a thing hate or something because also the women's one
Speaker 1: is abbreviated to WBBL. Yeah, which is a woman's Brazilian
Speaker 1: butt lift, which is where they take all the fat
Speaker 1: from around your midriff inject it into your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's also proper. So I don't know we're going
Speaker 1: to change the names. But anyway, I reckon the Indian
Speaker 1: team could only be good for yeah, bringing on for viewership,
Speaker 1: all right, enjoy Game four of the World Series of Baseball. Yeah, woman,
Speaker 1: And I'm actually hoping that it'll get extended. And how
Speaker 1: many games you see? How did you see ice Cube
Speaker 1: come out? At the at the first game. Before the
Speaker 1: first game, No, I heard about this. He shitt he
Speaker 1: was good, so he got out. So you know, like
Speaker 1: that's one of the great advantages of you know, hip hop,
Speaker 1: is you just need to do it with the mic.
Speaker 1: And he just walked. There's no production.
Speaker 3: He just walked around the mound, went up to the
Speaker 3: Yankees and just changed lyrics to good day and stuff
Speaker 3: to just be dissing the ship out of the Yankees
Speaker 3: because he's a big Dodgers fan ship.
Speaker 1: It was cool.
Speaker 3: They've got fat Mic out in Yankee Stadium and Mike's
Speaker 3: Mike Mike is who's fat Mike? He's anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: He's another guy.
Speaker 1: He runs a pizza Joe and he sucked.
Speaker 3: But he's not fair anymore. Fetcher, who's fat Mike? I'm
Speaker 3: gonna remember this. Someone will know who Fat Mike?
Speaker 1: Send us in a voicemail Mike. All right, let's knock
Speaker 1: this thing on the heap and enjoy the show and
Speaker 1: game and see you next week. All right, Thanks mate.
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