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Speaker 1: The Whodiky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune

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Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio. Hold is the

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Speaker 1: Killers on the Hidaky Big Show.

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Speaker 2: Nine Minutes to Sex this Monday afternoon with Kezy, Maggie

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Speaker 2: and Old pug Son. And it's time for my brand

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Speaker 2: new segment, Old Sharp on the Old Stings. They're ald sting.

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Speaker 3: What's on the news now? Obviously this is the world's

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Speaker 3: greatest segment. I just want to give you a little

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Speaker 3: peek behind the curtain there. Old you said to pak

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Speaker 3: so you just be really with the sting and Paks.

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Speaker 3: I went in there cool. And then just as we

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Speaker 3: went to it, POGs, I picked up as the phone

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Speaker 3: and started texting.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me. I refute that.

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Speaker 4: I letterally brought up the Instagram photo because my mom

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Speaker 4: was like, oh, we're doing the comments on this thing.

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Speaker 2: We're doing later. You're butchering the segment of mine and

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Speaker 2: people love the segment. Butcher. It's another cool nickname for you,

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Speaker 2: the Butcher.

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Speaker 3: There's other nickname that he gave himself. Can't be really

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Speaker 3: out on here. Yeah, it was a shocker.

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Speaker 2: Actually, let me just full disclosure. I had a news

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Speaker 2: story lined up. Oh, let's go, But then Pugs has

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Speaker 2: sent another one through, so it might be a double

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Speaker 2: news extra. We'll start with Pugs as one Failer's interesting

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Speaker 2: news from New Zealand Southland standing in a cargo there,

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Speaker 2: a volunteer worker at a Southland op shop found a

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Speaker 2: bag outside the store, a donation bag. Went to you know,

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Speaker 2: pick it up, bring it in, put it on the

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Speaker 2: shelf to sell for two bucks I don't know, and

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Speaker 2: inside was forty grams of cannabis, thousands of dollars in cash,

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Speaker 2: and like a weapon, like a police scanner thing. And

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Speaker 2: then a few moments later some teenagers came by like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a bag there, so they accidentally donated

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Speaker 2: a bag full of the good stuff. Too stoned, way

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Speaker 2: too stone two stoned.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to drop off some of these old

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Speaker 3: close down at the old Sally's there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. He dropped off all my drugs and all my

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Speaker 2: money and my money and my skin. Yeah, because I've

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Speaker 2: got two backpacks. One's got my old clothes in it

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Speaker 2: and the other one's got on my drugs. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: not get those mixed up. So there was Pugs's news story.

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Speaker 3: Can we try and get those guys on the phone, man,

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Speaker 3: just see what happened. That's some good check.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've only got one phone call, Magi, so I

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Speaker 2: don't know if they'll be able to that's true. They

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Speaker 2: might want to use it for a lawyer. That is true,

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Speaker 2: because the police is probably in the bag. Police to

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Speaker 2: get in touch. Here. Can you play the sting again, Pugs?

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Speaker 2: So you're ready, see you mate, like you're so sharp?

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Speaker 2: What's on the news with me? New story number two

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Speaker 2: from around the world.

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Speaker 3: This, this is going really well, guys. By the way,

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Speaker 3: this is going off take three for eight.

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Speaker 2: Three of this is going off news from Nevada. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Las Vegas. Yeah, the city of sin Ugs now, which

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Speaker 2: is usually any city you're in because you're a bad man.

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Speaker 2: A bloke on holiday in Las Vegas, Canadian feller. There's

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Speaker 2: a photo of him in the hallway three am. I'm

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Speaker 2: guessing he's shirtless, wearing jeans and he's holding a flamingo,

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Speaker 2: a real life, a life flamingo. So a Canadian tourist

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Speaker 2: was arrested for abducting a flamingo from the Flamingo Hotel.

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Speaker 2: They have a little live like a live little sanctuary

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Speaker 2: of actual flamingos that you can see in the hotel,

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Speaker 2: and he broke in there, stole one of them, took

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Speaker 2: it back to his room. Yeah, and then accidentally, Hey,

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Speaker 2: what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas. You know

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Speaker 4: What business does a hotel have having a flamingo sanctuary.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's Vegas to a flamingo. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If he didn't bang the flamingo, I don't think.

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Speaker 3: Why else would you take a flamingo back to your

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Speaker 3: room at three o'clock in the morning, CAZy, grow up man.

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Speaker 2: Its name is Peachy, and apparently Peache will make a

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Speaker 2: full recovery. It did hurt its wing, and apparently he

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, Well, he probably caused it in the

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Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, we definitely did not by doing that, Mogi.

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Speaker 2: That is not what happened, all right, kids, it's not

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Speaker 2: what happened. But if you drink too much and you

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Speaker 2: don't drink responsibly like we do, and then you think

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Speaker 2: it's a good idea to steal a flamingo. You will

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Speaker 2: get in trouble. That guy's arrested two pups. Can we

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Speaker 2: get in touch with him? Please? You can get him

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Speaker 2: on the phone. Pokes, Yeah, the flamingo.

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Speaker 2: Guns Roses on The Hurdarcky Big Show six thirty four

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Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon, let's give out some advice. Fellas at

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Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Get in touch with meat petty Nips

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Speaker 2: sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's a really mail address.

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Speaker 2: Get in touch one hundred percent anonymous, and if we

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Speaker 2: read it on the show, you get yourself a prize pack. Now,

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Speaker 2: this is an interesting advice question tonight the Fellers. This

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Speaker 2: comes from a listener who didn't, in fact use meat

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Speaker 2: patting Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Instead, they

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Speaker 2: asked me directly the advice question. I took note of

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Speaker 2: it because it was a good question. I said, I'll

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Speaker 2: addressed on the show on Monday, and they were Instagram

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Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, that sounds great. The people's names

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Speaker 2: are Lockie and Shahana.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, good A feelers, I know I know what

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Speaker 2: Good A failers. I was changing them at Pugs's thirtieth birthday.

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Speaker 2: I made of our state at our place and left

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Speaker 2: heaps of furniture at our house, a couch, a washing machine,

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Speaker 2: a mountain bike. It's DJ Dix, et cetera. And won't

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Speaker 2: come and pick them up. Right at this point, he's

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Speaker 2: taking the purse. At what point are we allowed to

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Speaker 2: sell it? Cheers? Do we know how long it was there? Pugs,

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Speaker 2: Helen's have been there for man, your stuff.

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Speaker 3: This person that's had the thing about them about to

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Speaker 3: make sure you sitting here this.

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Speaker 2: Never happens, giving the advice on what they should say.

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Speaker 2: What's what's the gats here? A few months? A few months?

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Speaker 4: My stuff's been in the garage there that the most

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Speaker 4: it's just rude. The most annoying thing being the couch.

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Speaker 4: That's been the hardest thing for you, for them and

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Speaker 4: for me because that takes up the most room in

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Speaker 4: the garage and that's been the thing that So, what

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Speaker 3: To plan, because I haven't heard you mentioned anything, your

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Speaker 3: plan to talk to you about it? What's the plan

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Speaker 3: for remedy in the situation here, Pegs, I've got.

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Speaker 2: A truck picking it up tomorrow. Does that help? Really? Yeah? Really,

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Speaker 2: where's the game? So there's your advice?

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Speaker 4: Where's the I'm donating it because the idea was to

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Speaker 4: sell it. It's a pretty pretty new couch cream sweet

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Speaker 4: now shave just like a to me, No, so what

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Speaker 2: Three seater, three seater lounge, sweet cream leather yet And

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Speaker 2: I had.

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Speaker 4: Listed it on everything that I could try to sell it,

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Speaker 4: and I started it at a certain price and I

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Speaker 4: literally have gone down depends on it. I've dropped my

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Speaker 4: pants on it to the point of trying to donate it,

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Speaker 4: and even then can't do that.

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Speaker 3: Right. That's a terrible couch, sort of like the Swede

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Speaker 3: love boots that I had that I tried to give

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Speaker 3: the homeless go and he wouldn't take them off me.

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Speaker 2: Because it was so ugly. Yeah, your couch is the

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Speaker 2: equivalent of that packs. What's the gats?

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Speaker 2: When you say what's the guts? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Why have you got such a ship? Care? It's the

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Speaker 2: couch from my old place. You've seen it. You've been

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Speaker 2: to my house, haven't you went to your old house?

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Speaker 2: You remember the couch? Not really? What else have you got?

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Speaker 2: Is it all getting picked up? The washing machine's gone,

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Speaker 2: so I don't know what it's all.

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Speaker 3: So now you're sort of your fuming at them for

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Speaker 3: looking after your staff for three minutes, faming me accurate.

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Speaker 3: It's all of the stuff getting picked up tomorrow. Is

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Speaker 3: everything getting picked up tomorrow? The couch is getting picked up.

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Speaker 2: About the other stuff, I'll get the other stuff. Get

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Speaker 2: the other stuff. Remember this is for your friends. And

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Speaker 2: they hit me up and they like, we love Pugs,

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Speaker 2: but he's taking the purse. I think they meet Patty.

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Speaker 4: Nips's sort of on and off Pug slander Sigma, which

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Speaker 4: you know, I wouldn't have put so much effort into

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Speaker 4: going to become, to be honest, A seton on the

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Speaker 3: Well, I in the stings and more if it getting

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Speaker 3: your staff out of the garishment, yeah, more if.

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Speaker 2: It in the friend department. But also the question was

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: Three minutes? Fine?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, from the sounds of it, good luck, Am

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Speaker 3: I right? Pegs can't sell You're crap, can't give it away?

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Speaker 2: I can read Hot Chili Pepper's on the Hucky Big Show.

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Speaker 2: It is four twenty six Choose out and with Keysy

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Speaker 2: Moog and pugs Son under the weather but apparently feeling

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Speaker 2: better today on the app, which is good news. Here'll

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Speaker 2: be back on deck hopefully tomorrow. And are reminded to

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Speaker 2: that we are going to be down in christ Church

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Speaker 2: on Thursday doing a big show, live show. This is

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Speaker 2: at the what's it called Critic Bar at the Richmond Club.

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Speaker 2: So if you're in christ Church Critic Bar, Richmond Club,

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Speaker 2: four pm this coming Thursday, come on down, get yourself

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Speaker 2: a backbone shirt and get amongst it. We're telling while

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Speaker 2: we're talking about lies that Moggie's told his wife, well.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about white lives that people tell their wives.

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Speaker 3: And my example was simply that my wife thought that

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Speaker 3: I had cleaned coffee off our mattress. We thought it

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Speaker 3: was stained. I said that I had when I hadn't

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Speaker 3: even touched it, and she now thinks I'm amazing. So

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Speaker 3: there are no real losers. You know, nobody has been hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the only thing that's happened is that as a result

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Speaker 3: of my lie, she thinks more highly of me, and

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Speaker 3: that can't be a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: Does she have I earned it? No, No, you haven't.

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Speaker 2: But little victories they're important, small victories. You take what

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Speaker 2: you can get. Are you worried now that whenever there's

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Speaker 2: a stain on the mattress, which is quite often because

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Speaker 2: your cat is probably literally pissing on it right right now?

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Speaker 2: Are you worried that you'll now become the mattress cleaner,

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Speaker 2: the expert.

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Speaker 3: It is a little bit of a concern. Absolutely, But

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping to get the back on today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, no matter how good I get at it,

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Speaker 2: she's always.

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Speaker 3: Going to be better at cleaning up stains. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 3: got a passion for it. You're better at making stains,

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Speaker 3: I am. Yeah, that's my great skills that I brought

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Speaker 2: I've been racking my brain trying to think of a

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Speaker 2: lie that I've told my wife, and the one that

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Speaker 2: it's not so much lying, but early doors in the relationship.

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Speaker 2: It's just intentionally not bringing up stuff from my.

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Speaker 5: Past, right lying, Lying by your mission, Lying by a

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Speaker 5: mission is that it's cool. I believe so okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: what sort of stuff I just you know, like my grades.

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Speaker 2: At school and just stuff like that, like a mountain biking. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: certainly around the time that we were meeting. Ah, she's

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Speaker 4: We're there moments where that got brought up in conversation

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Speaker 2: So it would, you know, sort of sound like it

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Speaker 2: something that she discovered in a school report of mine. Yes,

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Speaker 2: she was right, and it was very funny. The fact

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Speaker 2: And I will find the report and bring it in

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Speaker 2: one day, Yes, but I intentionally waited until deep into

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Speaker 2: really weird. You thought it would put her off one.

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Speaker 2: But now I'm trying to find more stuff, just to

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Speaker 2: the more bad stuff I find for my past, the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and she kind of has check out

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Speaker 3: my you know, my this dog, this little puppy that

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Speaker 2: Look how good he is now look at him. He's

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Speaker 2: Little white lie here fellas. I had a friend stayt

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Speaker 2: because you all laugh about how old. Wow, you know,

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Speaker 3: But if it was a maid of mine that's going

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Speaker 3: to copy the blame. I just let him have it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Actually, yeah told the wife and that

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Speaker 2: the kids broke her favorite vase or vase. Yes, but

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Speaker 2: it was actually me the whole time. See that's important

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Speaker 2: when you've got young kids, because I remember an episode

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Speaker 2: the fall for something. Yeah. Have you ever done that

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I do remember though growing up and

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Speaker 3: my stepfather, my stepfather shaved, right, So he shaved and

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Speaker 2: My mother blamed me. Wow. And my stepfather just stood

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Speaker 2: old were you fourteen? Oh my god. But you had

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Speaker 2: huge beard back then. Man. Yeah. So yeah, he was

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Speaker 2: just like, it's not with the air, so let this

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Speaker 2: lit this as take it. And that's where you learned

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike

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