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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network. It's Fleechborn and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pot.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod and another trip

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Speaker 2: away for Haley Jane Brown.

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Speaker 1: Another Dilly incident.

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Speaker 2: Dilly silly dilly incident, and this time not at airport security,

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Speaker 2: no surprise, surprise.

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Speaker 3: But a bit of a disaster.

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Speaker 4: And maybe I'll just do a little preface that I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna have to sort of get into some details, so

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Speaker 4: maybe we'll just say that not for little years, this little.

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Speaker 1: Bit of pot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so okay, see you.

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Speaker 4: Later if you're young, can't handle it. So you know,

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Speaker 4: I'm traveling a lot at the moment for work and whatnot.

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Speaker 4: So I've been traveling with a small kitty of you know, enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: That's multi for us. I actually think small package of toys.

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Speaker 5: Toys ID like to culturally distance themselves.

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Speaker 3: I will say.

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Speaker 4: So, I've got this little like black case where I

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Speaker 4: just keep things so that they're just not rattling around

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Speaker 4: in my suitcase.

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Speaker 3: Whilly Milly, dilly nilly. That yeah, way better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have been.

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Speaker 4: Clean afraid of just seeing dilly nilly run out there.

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Speaker 4: So they're not rattling around in my suitcase, dilly nilly.

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Speaker 4: And the other day I was I found a self,

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Speaker 4: you know, put a time on my hands, and I said, okay,

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Speaker 4: what better way to love thyself than in a hotel room.

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Speaker 3: In a hotel room, then to indulge in what we

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Speaker 3: do in hotel man.

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Speaker 2: When you check into a hotel room, you don't really

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Speaker 2: think about what's gone on in there before.

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Speaker 4: The self sleisure. And I was in a motel. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it was a motel. It feels like

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Speaker 4: there was more self pleased.

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Speaker 1: We're in a bit of a budget production here.

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Speaker 3: I want a budget. I am on my budget production.

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Speaker 2: The TV industry used to spring for five star hotels.

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Speaker 2: Now we're down to motown and.

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Speaker 3: A motel and my own here. And you can tell

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Speaker 3: about a.

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Speaker 1: Motel is send a black wall, wool, most sounds and

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Speaker 1: a ranch.

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Speaker 3: Slider straight out to my car. And I love that

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Speaker 3: easy checkout, So I do. I visit the kit.

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Speaker 4: And I just notice a sort of sparkling through the kit,

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Speaker 4: like a sort of shimmering, like almost like glitter. And

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Speaker 4: I was like, well, I ain't nothing in here glittery.

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Speaker 4: And that's when I realize it's not glitter. It's tiny

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Speaker 4: small shards of glass that have actually spread themselves through

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Speaker 4: all of my adult fun toys. And what has occurred

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Speaker 4: is that I have two glass friends.

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Speaker 3: This blows my mind. They're so good. They're so good.

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Speaker 3: It's really like muscle afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Or muscle little streaky.

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Speaker 3: Because you don't want streks.

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Speaker 4: Normal toy cleaner, just like a gentle soap. You're not

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Speaker 4: putting mister muscle and then putting there any We need

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Speaker 4: your genitals worn.

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Speaker 1: I thought you miss the muscle.

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Speaker 2: You've been so sack mus.

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Speaker 4: What has happened is that the two glass guys and

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Speaker 4: the process of travel have smashed together and one of

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Speaker 4: them shattered the end of it, and shards of glasses

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Speaker 4: through my kidden.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You importantly you need the end on these toys so much.

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Speaker 4: Again, that stops it from going anywhere further than you would,

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Speaker 4: you know much.

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Speaker 5: If you're drinking out of glass beer bottles and someone

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Speaker 5: does that tap on the top to get it to

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Speaker 5: other phone. Now at the in smashes, it's important not

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Speaker 5: to drink it.

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Speaker 1: Same with the glass dildo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no saving this because the fleid bass is

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Speaker 4: the bit you don't want to be losing that thing.

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Speaker 1: How are you packing these things? You should have had something.

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Speaker 4: Because I had the two glass ones in the kit

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Speaker 4: and they had smashed together with No.

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Speaker 1: I mean we need to do it.

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Speaker 5: We need to do a collab with some sort of

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Speaker 5: suitcase situation with the foam insert.

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Speaker 3: Yes, like.

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Speaker 2: Own cases like on the movies and TV shows when

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Speaker 2: the assassin goes into their garage and opens the secret

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Speaker 2: door and it's all their weapons are like in set

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Speaker 2: in the foam.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, yeah, some kind I could do it with Wild

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Speaker 4: I could put together some kind of foam thing, right,

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Speaker 4: And then you say, here are the five toys I

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Speaker 4: travel with frequently.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if like an adult toy company like

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Speaker 2: Wild Secrets would, I don't know, is there any market?

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Speaker 2: And how many people travel with as many?

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Speaker 1: Do you know?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: The spies of life and you don't want to get

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Speaker 4: somewhere and you're like, I'm in the rod for this

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Speaker 4: and all I brought was that travel.

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Speaker 2: Most people just go away for one night and use

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Speaker 2: their hand away.

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Speaker 3: For one night one.

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Speaker 4: Hand I know one night anyway, So literally my faves

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Speaker 4: are all covered in shards of glass and I've given

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Speaker 4: them a big soak on and clean, but I don't.

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Speaker 2: I trust not because they trust you don't want those Okay,

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Speaker 2: so everything out.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to throw it.

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Speaker 4: It's just going to be a real deep process of

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Speaker 4: cleaning and maybe the mister muscle. And there's nothing like

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Speaker 4: thinking that you're going in for an assistant assisted you know,

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Speaker 4: fun experience, and then having to go fully manual.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're just just disappointing. Okay, anyway, so whird.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise, if you are traveling with multiple glass friends individually,

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Speaker 4: maybe recommend reprimand a soft SoC Okay,