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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Of pod Welcome to a little bit of pond.

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Speaker 2: And just reminded the Christmas Cocktail special is coming up,

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Speaker 2: all the specials over Christmas, so we're going to record

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Speaker 2: those in a few weeks in November, so you've got

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Speaker 2: until the thirty first of October to get them submitted,

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Speaker 2: and you could hear your name, your shout out during

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Speaker 2: our specials.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be our honor to include you.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 1: You may remember on the show we talked about knife

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Speaker 1: sharpeners because I was getting targeted advertising for knife sharpeners

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Speaker 1: and I was like, do these actually work?

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Speaker 5: And I want to buy one if they don't work?

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Speaker 5: And some people said the rate and some people said

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Speaker 5: they weren't. I was like, great, I'm a no, no

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Speaker 5: wiser than I was before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Chris, however, took a risk. Who's Chris? Chris listens to

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Speaker 5: the show?

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Speaker 3: Oh lovely Chris.

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Speaker 5: Chris message saying she was going to.

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Speaker 4: Oh imagine Chris being a man?

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Speaker 2: Yes, same age, recently thought, man, I went Chris with

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Speaker 2: a c H Man. What a piece of shit I am?

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Speaker 1: As I assume sure for Christine such as mother. People

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Speaker 1: called her Chris was buying one, and she said, I

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Speaker 1: can get another one for like the second one is

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Speaker 1: only five bucks. You want one?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Did you say?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: And here it is.

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Speaker 1: It's arrived, you think so. Yeah, I've sharpened knives at

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Speaker 1: home and they it works.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But I.

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Speaker 5: Thought i'd give you guys a demonstration on the.

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Speaker 3: Pod or like anything, like a infamousial.

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Speaker 5: Work has junk knives. Yeah, honestly, work has not a

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Speaker 5: single decent knife.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so how do you do it?

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Speaker 5: So there's a magnetic block listen.

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Speaker 4: Oh my fucking I thought that was gonna be so shirt.

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Speaker 4: It was so good.

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Speaker 2: Huh sorry, bank, wasn't another one to another one to

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Speaker 2: another one?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Kind of like the A Hailey's secret sound.

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Speaker 5: It's a knife being attached to you, a knife sharpening bloe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you attached there and then you sit it

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Speaker 1: down and it holds it at the right angle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: There's fifteen degrees on one end and twenty degrees on

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Speaker 1: the other. Who knew Western knives twenty degrees.

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Speaker 5: Japanese knife, amazing, Japanese knife.

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Speaker 4: That's a wisteron prom wiston.

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Speaker 5: No ship show.

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Speaker 4: That's a Japanese knife.

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Speaker 5: The Japanese would have nothing to do.

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Speaker 3: What about Russian knives?

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Speaker 5: This knife is Chinese by the way.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there should be an eastern side.

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Speaker 1: So and then you've got this thing. This is the rollie,

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Speaker 1: and you've got one really smoothie and one slightly rougher in.

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Speaker 1: So you start with the ruffian and then you so

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Speaker 1: you just.

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Speaker 3: Go, oh, we'll put the mic down by it. That,

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Speaker 3: I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: You get it off the table.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he listen to this.

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Speaker 3: Non stop. I did not like that. No, I don't

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Speaker 3: like that. No, list listen.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so you rolling and you can put the mic back.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and again this is a ship knife.

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Speaker 2: Over time, though, wouldn't you be like, because I remember

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Speaker 2: my grandparents' knives or my appearents older knives back in

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Speaker 2: the day, would just get down.

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Speaker 4: A little strip of blade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay a few times and it kind of like

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Speaker 1: takes it smooths the ear.

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Speaker 4: Are you gony fruit lift to cut flinch?

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Speaker 3: No of eating it all?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: You just can't let paper bag like that.

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Speaker 5: Nice because it's sharp on one side. But this side

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Speaker 5: is like a serrated again ship.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a good idea.

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Speaker 2: I kind of like I've seen this before. I like

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Speaker 2: my knives blunt because I always heard.

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Speaker 1: From people saying that's fucking insane. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: so dangerous?

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Speaker 5: Why they slip easier? I like, you know, like it's

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Speaker 5: you're not you're not cutting with precisions.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's time I grow up and I don't

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Speaker 3: get my knives sharp.

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Speaker 4: I was going to say, grow the funk up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 5: I actually saw all the markets at the weekend.

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Speaker 1: A great one of the guys set up. There was

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Speaker 1: just a mobile knife sharpener. When we went plank all

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Speaker 1: of these and there's.

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Speaker 5: Like five bucks.

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Speaker 4: And the knife party. Yeah, I happily host the knife part.

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Speaker 4: If you want to do the car bangs, knife sharpen

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Speaker 4: a knife shouting party.

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Speaker 5: I'd be so keenful.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit when you say it's a bit concerning

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Speaker 2: everybody bringing weapons.

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Speaker 1: To a market, especially you know there's knife Well I'm

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Speaker 1: going to bring a gun, so I'm technically bringing a

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Speaker 1: gun to a knife party.

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Speaker 5: Not a knife to a gun fight.

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Speaker 4: If we're choosing, then I'll bring a fucking bazooka and

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Speaker 4: suck you all.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to bring my tank.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to bring an atomic bomb and I'll

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Speaker 4: drop it on the backyard and be like I got ya.

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Speaker 5: Calm down, up and Heim and episode pumped the brakes

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Speaker 5: going was going to bring a gun?

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Speaker 3: Silly. You've really made this silly.

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Speaker 4: When you said he was going to bring a gun

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Speaker 4: to a knife.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to start out my large hair drunk alider

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Speaker 1: because a black hole that sucks everything from.

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Speaker 5: Reality to nothing. Okay, now what now?

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Speaker 4: Nothing?

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Speaker 5: I don't have a response shining these knives or what