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Speaker 1: The Hits Drive with Meddy and Paja thanks to Chimis

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Speaker 1: Weir House the Real House of Fragrances.

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Speaker 2: Check it?

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Speaker 1: Are we on? Maddy just righte? A weird clan that

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Speaker 1: was in the studio anyway, poor man, it's look, we're

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Speaker 1: in fun today today, I reckon.

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Speaker 3: So we've gotta We're gonna help host a client event tonight,

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Speaker 3: I reckon, are gonna get loose?

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Speaker 1: Well, there are romors of certain bottles being purchased. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a big night. I just don't think I

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Speaker 1: can do it.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Still.

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Speaker 1: I've got four days, and I'm not going to break.

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Speaker 2: You broke.

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Speaker 3: You broke with one day to go when you did

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Speaker 3: like bloody dry January or whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to break. I'm gonna be strong.

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what these client events do make

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Speaker 1: it tempting to break.

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Speaker 2: How How teammed were you in the hall ball.

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Speaker 1: Very especially when old offers.

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Speaker 3: Margaret gave you the the Bailey's the homemade bailees.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that was I think you're going to

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Speaker 1: say the other guy who came up, But we can't

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Speaker 1: talk about that.

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Speaker 2: We can't talk about that. But we were off Colobe.

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Speaker 1: Whose is that? Anyway? What else? Today? We had a

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Speaker 1: long time in the.

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Speaker 3: Car I went to I went to see I talked

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Speaker 3: about the fact that Ryan had been asked to see

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Speaker 3: this event.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sat did it, God did so well. I was

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Speaker 2: very proud of him.

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Speaker 1: What a little legend.

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Speaker 3: I went to give him a big hug, but all

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Speaker 3: I managed to eat out.

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Speaker 1: Was a little like was he like, don't do this again?

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Speaker 2: Was like a pat on the back? Is he allowed?

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Speaker 3: A little pet on the back and I said, well done?

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Speaker 1: And he said so he doesn't need words of information.

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Speaker 2: I hate words of information.

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Speaker 1: That is language. I think your first love language.

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Speaker 2: No touch, touch me up?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Wow, you had another admission millions that.

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Speaker 5: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I sometimes I forget what's you know?

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Speaker 3: I well, I'm not going to do I was gonna say,

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Speaker 3: can I is there a way of like euphemizing? She's

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Speaker 3: saying it out loud.

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Speaker 1: No, it's pretty clear something wrong with that. That's how

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Speaker 1: a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: Have had it done. Yeah, mine was in Malaysia.

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Speaker 1: So any way, tonight, are you loose?

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Speaker 2: What's going on with me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your lucy, it's quite funny today, may laugh. I think

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Speaker 1: it's just because like, we're so close to my holiday.

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Speaker 2: You did it though, You're like, you're quite funny today.

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Speaker 1: No, you're like you're always funny, but today.

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Speaker 2: We're so close to the holiday. My god, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We haven't killed each other yet.

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Speaker 2: I know we're lucky. One fight in nine months, one

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Speaker 2: and it was a minor one. The level of the

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Speaker 1: What else is going on? I really want to get

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Speaker 1: a late night message, but I don't think they're going

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Speaker 2: It get out. I really care.

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Speaker 1: You know we're not. We're going to be out so good?

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Speaker 1: Nine or ten? Are eight thirty?

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Speaker 2: I think we repping that? Oh do we?

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Speaker 1: I think you know when they say that on a

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Speaker 3: What I was thinking though, is often those tie places

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Speaker 3: they the best, said the best, the best messusas, but

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Speaker 3: also they are like they are so hard working. If

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Speaker 3: you found a time message place and gave them a

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Speaker 3: I'd beat you, even if they weren't planning on it.

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Speaker 1: They found one that closes at nine pm.

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Speaker 2: Closes at nine, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There's one. These ones close at seven.

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Speaker 3: If you called, if you called the nine pm closing

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Speaker 3: one though.

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Speaker 2: Push it out of push.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the one animal. See shed

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Speaker 1: a lot of time massages really and yeah, wow, uh

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Speaker 2: Get a little rub down at just.

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Speaker 3: My body is tight, tight like a little twit twit tweet.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, that's us we are. It's always nice to

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Speaker 3: We went big on the treats today and I'm regreat

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Speaker 3: I didn't. Well, we've been big on buying the tree.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I've still got most of my treat here.

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Speaker 2: I am all of mine.

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Speaker 1: We cookie and a croissant cookie, which is like a

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Speaker 2: It was good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to bite on here, I always said

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Speaker 3: Take it back because I reckon. You'll get back to

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Speaker 3: the later one of the little sweet treat late at night.

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Speaker 1: We also got a really good Bagelsmi pickles. Are you

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Speaker 1: back on the pickle bang wagon?

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Speaker 2: You you've got me yawnings. I'm see my there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not like, I'm not I'm not all in

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Speaker 3: on peckles.

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Speaker 1: What about like pickled red onion?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I like that. Yeah, so I'm like pickle adjacent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but just yeah, but I'm getting there.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting there.

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Speaker 3: Wait until the next time I buy a cheeseburger and

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Speaker 3: I'll let you know if I take the peckle.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: Coming up on the show today, actually we reveal something

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Speaker 1: diabolical and medi did and public in a cafe.

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Speaker 2: Machine fired up. People hated me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't usually get much hate.

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Speaker 3: I'm the princess Diana and the people's princess.

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Speaker 1: You really are, particularly in the small town New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Today not today. Then we had David Walliams. He is

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Speaker 1: coming to end Zi's for a couple of shows. He

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Speaker 2: Also, I'll tell you who else was hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Mate bes friend Chloe who she did something pretty funny,

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Speaker 3: so we got her on to talk about a spontaneous

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Speaker 1: What did you buy on the fly? Was the question?

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the podcast, everyone, and we'll see you again tomorrow

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Speaker 1: the podcast, And I want to paint a picture for

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Speaker 1: anyone listening right now what the situation was when we

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Speaker 1: had lunch together this afternoon. So we have a bit

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Speaker 1: this evening after the show. And in another town actually

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Speaker 1: in fun. Today we are in this afternoon, the Mighty North,

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Speaker 1: the Mighty North. We decided to get a little bite

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Speaker 1: to eat before popping into the studio. Now Mattie, the

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Speaker 1: but we decided to get a little bagel and eat

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Speaker 1: And so what is Matthew McLean? Though? He doesn't even

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Speaker 1: we don't, but maybe you could ask the establishment who

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Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: So I made dinner and I had leftovers for lunch,

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Speaker 3: and I thought one of two things is going to happen.

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Speaker 3: Either I'm gonna leave it behind and enjoy a bagel

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Speaker 3: with you and our boss, or I'm gonna eat this

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Speaker 3: because if I don't need it, it's going to wait.

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Speaker 2: So I'm checking all this food out.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you don't need to sell the dream about reusing

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Speaker 1: and not wasting. You know I'm there with you, but

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Speaker 2: I was hungry. So here's my here's my option.

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Speaker 3: I wait until I bet we're back at the office,

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Speaker 3: but I'm starving, pea.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to be rum when I'm hungry.

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Speaker 3: No, Or I sit in the car and eat it

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Speaker 1: but is this despicable behavior.

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Speaker 2: From the clane?

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Speaker 1: Can you take your tupperware container, not even doubleware, an

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Speaker 1: Text through four four eight seven and we'll let you

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Speaker 1: know what the people think just before four o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what's even worse?

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Speaker 3: What so, not only did they eat my lugs so

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Speaker 3: they didn't buy from there? I popped next door to

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Speaker 1: Ate the chocolate cookie at the table, despicable wavior. Text

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Speaker 7: Mary and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast that.

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Speaker 1: We're very excited about Our next guest, comedian and author

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Speaker 1: David Walliams, is coming to NZID this weekend ahead of

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Speaker 1: a bunch of shows he's doing, and we know that

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Speaker 1: we're right at the end of the day of interviewing him, David,

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Speaker 1: does everyone just ask you the same question?

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Speaker 4: Be honest, A lot of people are asking me how

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Speaker 4: come you're sort of attractive?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Are you really the funniest comedian in the world? These

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Speaker 3: So should we scratch that because those were obviously top

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Speaker 3: of OLiS to ask you today?

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Speaker 2: Against Christians?

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Speaker 4: Or do you want be spontaneous and so you can

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Speaker 4: ask those?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Then what is the burden of being one of the

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Speaker 3: sixiest men in the world?

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Speaker 4: David? It's difficult. Yeah, I won't pretend it's easy. I

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Speaker 4: actually do have.

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Speaker 2: I have.

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Speaker 4: I have quite a lot of female fans. Actually, I

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Speaker 4: think I looked one day who follows on Instagram and

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Speaker 4: it's mainly ladies.

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Speaker 2: Oh really.

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Speaker 4: I think it's because they look at me and I

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Speaker 4: think I'm I'm obtainable.

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Speaker 1: I'm not b should like your calendar. You should do

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Speaker 1: a David Williams calendar like Christmas.

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Speaker 4: D bit like Cliff Richard. You know, do you know

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Speaker 4: Cliff Richard? Is Richard A bit like Cliff Richard. I'm

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Speaker 4: non threatening.

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Speaker 1: Hey, David, You're currently in Australia Newcastle at the moment,

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Speaker 1: isn't it Yes? How do you find the audience is

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Speaker 1: Oh well, David. We cannot wait to have you in

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Speaker 4: I've got a few I've got sort of gaps between

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Speaker 4: And it'll be nice for your son to meet is

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Speaker 4: We can't wait, real is on television dressed as a woman.

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: He's got too much information?

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Speaker 2: Maybe too much?

447
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Speaker 1: Maybe he sounds sales. He's definitely got that.

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Speaker 3: Carriers March and I think you're also right. We've just

449
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Speaker 3: got people on the phone who have gone he is

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Speaker 3: major to plug my business.

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Speaker 1: So what do we think is he? I think we've

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Speaker 1: got a year years he's too much in the cam

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Speaker 1: from Hawk's Bay. Are you a sales rep?

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Speaker 6: I am not?

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Speaker 2: You Barger? Do you have sheares there? What do you do?

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 8: I'm actually an engineering geologist.

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Speaker 2: It's weird at.

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Speaker 1: The Samsung just the foods brand that came to bright

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Speaker 1: your mind.

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Speaker 6: I actually did used to sell TVs at.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you just went with what you knew. Fear enough,

463
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Speaker 2: follow my gut.

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Speaker 1: There, well done, zero from one. Let's go to calibrate, Yeah, recalibrate.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Laura on eight hundred the hats now, Laura,

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Speaker 1: you're sales real?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 10: Hello, everyone, Yes, I am Laura.

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Speaker 3: How many long lunches do you have a week.

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Speaker 10: Oh you know, contrary for the thought that sales reach

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Speaker 10: just drive around drinking coffee and having long lunches. It's

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Speaker 10: not actually true.

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Speaker 3: I know so many ever, having venos down in the

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Speaker 3: viaduct Auckland and taking clients.

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Speaker 10: At for l if you rephrase it to having a meeting.

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Speaker 1: Laura our hands down a sales rip?

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Speaker 2: Are we right?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I knew it as soon as she.

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Speaker 1: Said, well have you read and singer? Let's go to Kylie.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, how do the hats? Kylie? You're a sales

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Speaker 1: rip too?

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Speaker 2: I am great, Kylie?

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Speaker 3: Can you say the phrase boy, do I have a

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Speaker 3: deal for you?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm just I'm just on the car dragging between cats.

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Speaker 2: That's okay. Can you say the phrase boy do I

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Speaker 2: have a deal for you? Boy? Do I have a

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Speaker 2: deal for you?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sold.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sold.

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Speaker 1: But a sales rip be out of reception. Now, she's

494
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Speaker 1: always Kylie, You're not a sales rip, are we right? No?

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Speaker 7: I am.

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Speaker 2: What are you selling? What are you selling?

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Speaker 10: So my official title as account manager and I went

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Speaker 10: for food and we are foods to this hotel company.

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Speaker 1: Damn it. I will kindly think so much I'm thinking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we've got one from three? Do we try one more?

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Speaker 2: Let's go bring it home. Let's go for a fifty

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Speaker 2: to fifty.

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Speaker 1: Bring at home with Recky from Napier. Oh eight hundred hats.

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Speaker 2: Get a Reky morning team.

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Speaker 1: How are you going?

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Speaker 2: Very well?

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Speaker 1: He just sacod morning.

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Speaker 2: I've done that. I did that today.

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Speaker 1: Hey, okay, Recky, all right, Leta's put you on the spot.

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Speaker 1: Can you sell to us the benefits of a paper clip?

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Speaker 12: Go benefits of a paper clup?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 8: Well what you wouldn't be able to wouldn't do without

514
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Speaker 8: their mates?

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Speaker 11: Did the cheapest thing on the market there to hold

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Speaker 11: your papers together?

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Speaker 12: You essentially, I'm just I'll just blond it.

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Speaker 2: You did well, We've got him.

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Speaker 1: He's not. I don't reckon.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he is.

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Speaker 1: He did he did it? Ye, valiant of it? But Ricky,

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Speaker 1: you're not a sales rep by you?

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Speaker 12: No, But I used to be.

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Speaker 2: Practice. Get back in the game. Get back in the game.

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Speaker 7: The podcast.

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Speaker 3: Page Another day, another clip online that has sparked crazy debate.

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Speaker 1: Give it to me.

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Speaker 3: So this guy was on a flight in America and

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Speaker 3: the flight kept getting delayed. They were delayed there were

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Speaker 3: obviously problems on the tarmac, so they were already on

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Speaker 3: the plane, and then it kept getting delayed, kept getting delayed,

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Speaker 3: and then eventually the crew said, look, we're going to

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Speaker 3: actually leave everyone off the flight.

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Speaker 1: Because with kids, there's nightmare nightmare material.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so then get off the flight and then we'll

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Speaker 3: let you know when you can come back on. So

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Speaker 3: everyone disembarked the flight, and as they were getting off,

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Speaker 3: a woman took a charger phone charger that she says

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Speaker 3: she found lying on the floor next to a guy's seat,

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Speaker 3: So she got off the flight wrong, go off the flight,

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Speaker 3: but someone else had spotted her taking the charger, and

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Speaker 3: then they told the guy whose charger it was that

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Speaker 3: this random woman on the flight had taken as charger.

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Speaker 3: So then when they all get back on the flight,

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Speaker 3: the guy confronts the woman as she gets back on

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Speaker 3: the flight.

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Speaker 2: And all hell breaks loose. Have a listened to this?

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Speaker 13: Excuse me?

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Speaker 6: Did you take my chargers?

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Speaker 7: Why would you take my charger?

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Speaker 1: As we got off the flight?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but my.

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Speaker 7: Charge that's my charger.

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Speaker 4: Why would you take it?

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Speaker 7: But why would you take it?

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Speaker 4: Though with our permission?

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Speaker 6: Nobody was on the flight? Okay, can I have it back.

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Speaker 4: I don't steal things.

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Speaker 1: You can't take things, or do you just take things

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Speaker 1: like we're not coming back, Why don't you take people's luggage?

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Speaker 1: Then would we say that it's an overreaction.

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Speaker 2: Mate, it's potentially an overreaction.

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Speaker 3: But also is she and the wrong for taking the

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Speaker 3: charger in the first place?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, I mean yeah, But.

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Speaker 3: I also get it from the point of view of

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Speaker 3: if you've been delayed for three hours and you don't

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Speaker 3: have a charger with you, and your phone's about to

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Speaker 3: go flat, you might be quite desperate for a phone charger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolute.

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Speaker 2: She might have had every intention to give it back to totally.

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Speaker 1: She might have still been yet to take hand it

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Speaker 1: into a flat attendant or whatever. So I think, look,

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Speaker 1: it had been a long day. He was obviously he

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Speaker 1: was obviously the end of his views.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but it has divided opinion really one of most people, Ricket.

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Speaker 3: It's honestly split right down the middle. Some people saying,

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Speaker 3: what an overreaction. Clearly this woman was just borrowing it,

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Speaker 3: she was going to give it back, and then some

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Speaker 3: people saying that doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: You can't just take something that's not yours.

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Speaker 1: Just it's such a universal belonging. It's like it's not

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Speaker 1: like it's a unique piece of jewelry from your grandparent.

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Speaker 1: It is something that everyone has and everyone uses. So

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Speaker 1: I'm not defending her, but I understand how she could

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Speaker 1: have picked it up temporarily and just trying to chick

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Speaker 1: leave is true.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, It's got us thinking today because you know, she

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Speaker 3: says she wasn't stealing shelways meant to give it back.

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Speaker 3: This was, in her mind an accidental theft.

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Speaker 2: You know she didn't mean to, she wasn't trying to steal.

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Speaker 1: Have you unintentionally stolen something? Now, we do not endorse

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Speaker 1: criminal activity on our show, but have you accidentally unintentionally

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Speaker 1: taking something? Taken something and got in a little bit

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Speaker 1: of trouble for it?

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Speaker 2: Give us a cool light.

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Speaker 1: Hundred the Hit.

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Speaker 7: Maj Madion, PJ the podcast the Hits.

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Speaker 1: We're talking unintentional theft and can we please just reiterate

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Speaker 1: we do not endorse thieving.

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Speaker 7: We do not.

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Speaker 1: That's horrible, but sometimes mistakes happen, and we just want

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Speaker 1: to know when you accidentally stole something.

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Speaker 3: On eight hundred, someone who said on the text mes saying,

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Speaker 3: I accidentally stolen un brother from Brisco's. It was under

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Speaker 3: my baby's capsule when I only saw it when I

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Speaker 3: loaded the car seat into the car.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, little kids, And like, I'm sure that happens

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Speaker 1: all the time, all the time, as long as you

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Speaker 1: go take it back, do the right thing. Rebecca from Wellington,

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Speaker 1: When did you accidentally steal?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 14: The two examples. One is when my son who's now eleven,

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Speaker 14: when he was little, it was quite common for him

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Speaker 14: to help himself to one of those squeezy pouchses of food.

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Speaker 11: Oh no, of course I paid for them later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, so he would eat that.

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Speaker 1: That's enough, that's not your fut And I'd say that

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Speaker 1: happens to my experience. And what was the other incident?

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Speaker 2: Rica?

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Speaker 14: And the other one is it's a chemist and they

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Speaker 14: had these samples of space creams and stuff. And I

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Speaker 14: did a friend of mine while I was selling buttons,

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Speaker 14: and I.

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Speaker 13: Think she sort of.

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Speaker 14: I thought, said, I know, take one or two, and

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Speaker 14: I think I might have taken three or four.

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Speaker 2: It's low and it's a soun.

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Speaker 1: So that's what the point you should see us at

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Speaker 1: Duck Island want to stop from Dnadan's joining us.

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Speaker 2: What happened with you?

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Speaker 5: So I went to Cama to grab one thing, and

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Speaker 5: you know, you go to Cama grab one thing, it

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Speaker 5: turns into a few. Yeah. So I grabbed a trolley,

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Speaker 5: but I had, like I think it was the scara

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Speaker 5: in my hand, and I put that and I had

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Speaker 5: a pram put it in like the cup holder. I

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Speaker 5: went to grab the trolley and then you know, did

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Speaker 5: my shopping, went to the check out. You know, all

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Speaker 5: the chickens were like, oh, you know, keep baby, and

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Speaker 5: then left the pram and then the scara is sitting

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Speaker 5: and still on the cup holder.

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Speaker 1: Blame it on the baby.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, baby brain, baby brain. They can get you out

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Speaker 3: of anything. It's a jail free car, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm still I'm going to use baby brain

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Speaker 1: as long as I can.

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Speaker 2: Your child is too.

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Speaker 1: Nakita, Hello, when did you accidentally unintentionally steal something?

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Speaker 13: I stole a customer's cat.

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Speaker 2: What waste cat? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? Cat is cato? Well, you know some cats are

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Speaker 13: very curious. And it dumped in my van and then

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Speaker 13: you know, I packed up, drove off, but it was

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Speaker 13: obviously asleep. Look about ten minutes, so I was on

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Speaker 13: the motorway and then it started mowing at me and

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Speaker 13: I was like, oh no, I want to give you

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Speaker 13: turn around and put back off.

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Speaker 3: That would give you a hell of a fright on

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Speaker 3: the motorway and you just hear these random out That's

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Speaker 3: my biggest fear.

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Speaker 13: I had to like turn the radio down and I

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Speaker 13: was like, what the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: Am I hearing that? No?

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Speaker 13: With my drawl still going or something?

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Speaker 7: May J Mady and PJ the podcast.

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Speaker 3: I got a great message from my best friends use today.

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Speaker 3: She let us overseas. Remember I've told you about her.

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Speaker 3: This is the This is the woman who when we

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Speaker 3: were about twenty one, got herself an American Ex breastcard

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Speaker 3: because Timberland rapped about it and.

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Speaker 1: I got no Red American Express.

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Speaker 3: So Chloe went out and got herself a Red American Express.

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Speaker 3: That is my way of saying that she is very

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Speaker 3: spontaneous and easily sucked into they.

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Speaker 1: Aren't we all? Best of time?

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Speaker 2: Aren't we all?

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Speaker 3: And I got a message from her yesterday to say

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Speaker 3: that she'd gone along to a little art exhibition where

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Speaker 3: the people were painting live. Oh wow, and so you

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Speaker 3: could watch them painting in the moment and then bid

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Speaker 3: on the paintings.

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Speaker 2: That's risky, It's risky.

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Speaker 3: And then I got sent a photo of Chloe holding

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Speaker 3: not one, but two paintings. Well, I don't know how

689
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Speaker 3: much roof she's got on her walls, but I thought

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00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 3: this is so brilliant and so typically Chloe, and I

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Speaker 3: love her for it. So I needed to I have

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Speaker 3: some follow up questions that I haven't asked to you. Wait,

693
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Speaker 3: how much did she spend that? And what she done

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Speaker 3: with them? And how to she get these two paintings home?

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Speaker 3: So Chloe is on the line now, Hi, Chloe.

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Speaker 1: Hello, how's the American Express gave these days?

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Speaker 11: I found out the hard way that they have very

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Speaker 11: high interest rates, So I no longer have an American three?

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Speaker 3: No, he did not, So Chlode, talk us through this

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Speaker 3: event and what what actually happened when you got there?

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Speaker 11: Okay, So a couple of my friends invited me to

702
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Speaker 11: an art battle, and I thought that sounded like fun,

703
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Speaker 11: and then when I got there, I realized that it

704
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Speaker 11: was an event that could really play on a couple

705
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 11: of my weaknesses because I love winning and I also

706
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 11: love buying stuff. When I realized you cook bed, I

707
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 11: was like, oh, this is great. And it was kind

708
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 11: of like you'd get a text message to be like

709
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Speaker 11: you've been out bid, but again now and like with

710
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Speaker 11: the instant link to click on, and so I got

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Speaker 11: really caught up in it, and at one point I

712
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Speaker 11: was winning four four options.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so did you get sucked in by the art?

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Speaker 3: Like were you actually did you actually sit there going

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Speaker 3: I like this art or was it more the idea

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Speaker 3: of winning?

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Speaker 11: Definitely the winning, because like, yeah, we were chanting, we

718
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Speaker 11: want we won after.

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Speaker 1: Chloe. I hope this isn't too much of a personal question,

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Speaker 1: but how much did you spend on the paintings?

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Speaker 11: This is I think I got a pretty good deal

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Speaker 11: because this was oil on canvas listen to Okay, so

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Speaker 11: the first one and this is in Canadian dollars. I

724
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 11: was going to go a bit higher, but it stopped

725
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Speaker 11: at one hundred and thirty five. That's when I got the.

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Speaker 2: Message, Okay, that's not too bad. That's not too bad.

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Speaker 1: It is and I was thinking upwards of five. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: moderate exactly.

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Speaker 11: But what they did do is like when I went

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Speaker 11: to pay the invoice, they'd added on like a few

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Speaker 11: extra charges like texas and things. So it did it

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Speaker 11: did bounce up a bit, and then the second one

733
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Speaker 11: was a real steal.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I got.

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Speaker 11: I got that one for one two pieces of art.

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Speaker 2: The issue then became though getting it.

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Speaker 11: Home, yeah, because it was wet, still.

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Speaker 1: Heard what are you doing this situation?

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Speaker 11: And it was raining too, and so I ordered an

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Speaker 11: uber and I took them one by one and put

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Speaker 11: them into the back of his car. And then when

742
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Speaker 11: we stopped, he got out and very kindly offered to help.

743
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Speaker 11: And I was like, no, no, please, don't touch them.

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00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 11: They're still wet went from the rain. But and he's like,

745
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Speaker 11: I'm just going to help you, and he put his

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Speaker 11: hand on it and he's left a thumb print.

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Speaker 2: And no, it just adds to the story. Close it.

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Speaker 2: It adds to the art.

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Speaker 11: I woke up today and I would say there were

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Speaker 11: no regret. I was like, maybe I didn't need both,

751
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Speaker 11: but like, you never know when the auction is going

752
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Speaker 11: to end and who's going to win?

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Speaker 4: What true? This is true?

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Speaker 1: I love it. Hey, well girl, you go and embrace

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Speaker 1: that you are. You put it up loud and proud

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00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: around the house. Oh eight one hundred of the hats.

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Speaker 1: Let's go with this this evening. What did you buy

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Speaker 1: on the fly? Yes, that's literally what did you buy

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00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: on the fly? And the more money, the more ridiculous

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Speaker 1: the item, the better. And in hindsight, maybe it wasn't

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Speaker 1: the best.

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Speaker 7: May J Meddy and PJ the podcast.

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Speaker 3: We just had to check to my friend Chloe, who

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Speaker 3: bought two pieces of artwork on the fly just because

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00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 3: she got competitive and she wanted to win.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part about the story is how she took

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Speaker 1: it home dripping weir because it was still like it

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Speaker 1: had just been painted eyes. I know, you know she

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Speaker 1: could have spent more money.

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Speaker 3: She didn't go as outrageous she could have, and knowing

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Speaker 3: Chloe the way that I know her, she absolutely could

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Speaker 3: have and would have spent a lot.

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Speaker 2: More than that.

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Speaker 1: So we want to know what I had, hairs. What

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Speaker 1: did you buy on the fly? Nicole and Auckland's joining us. Nicole,

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Speaker 1: what did you buy on the fly?

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Speaker 12: I bought a car.

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Speaker 9: That was in the South Island, and maybe I regret it.

779
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 9: I was trying to bid on another car that I

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00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 9: really wanted and I got outfit and so then I

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00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 9: just randomly went online and found another car that was

782
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 9: similar and bit on it. And I've never seen it

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00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 9: and it was down the line and then I had

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Speaker 9: to pay a transport company to bring it up from really.

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Speaker 2: Extensive Yeah from where to we're I.

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Speaker 9: Was from the South Island. Oh wow, I carrying yourself

787
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 9: island up and then it like had heaps of rust

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Speaker 9: in it.

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Speaker 2: So nowadays it's just in my garage.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a big purchase on the fly. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a bunk beat at the moment for Charlie,

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00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: a two year old, like a little double one on

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Speaker 1: the bottom. I so nearly just bought one out right

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Speaker 1: last night without going to say, and I shouldn't. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go in, chicking out and do the research.

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Speaker 4: I beat you.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't, Fat, I beat you, it doesn't Fat.

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Speaker 1: Go to your wyke and I was joining us. What

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Speaker 1: did you buy on the fly?

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Speaker 8: So I'm a bit of a placebook marketplace low baller,

801
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Speaker 8: you're speaking. So the latest few things that I've picked up,

802
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 8: I wasn't really looking for them, but kind of was.

803
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 8: Has been kayaks, a cage and tailor, and a quad bike.

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00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 8: There was also a handbaser that I picked up the

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00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 8: dollar reserve option on trade dollar that no one else

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00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 8: wanted it.

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Speaker 2: And did you need a handbasin.

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00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 8: I mean, we're looking at getting one for renovation, but

809
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 8: it wasn't really what we were looking for.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that place is so dangerous, Cody, I am so

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Speaker 1: hopped on it. I'll go on looking for a plant

812
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: and yeah, then I'm all of a sudden like buying

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00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: a rustic door that we don't need, like the things

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Speaker 1: that you find on the air.

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Speaker 2: Listen to this text page. Thank you, Cody.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I got into a bidding war on

817
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: a child's dress and my friends were encouraging me so

818
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: they'd contribute dollars for my daughter's birthday. I ended up

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Speaker 3: spending five hundred dollars on this dress.

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Speaker 2: She's upgrown it, but.

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Speaker 3: I can't let it go as I'll never get anywhere

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Speaker 3: near back the benief that I paid.

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Speaker 1: That's the competitive streak coming. You didn't actually really just wanted.

824
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Speaker 2: To win the wall.

825
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: I just wanted to win. Don't know what about you

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Speaker 1: when I hers what did you buy on the fly?

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Speaker 12: So back in my twenties, I was fedding and I

828
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Speaker 12: said to my boyfriend, we need a mirkwave. So I

829
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Speaker 12: went out to Mount Wellington to have a squisite of Mirkwaves,

830
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Speaker 12: but stopped off at the caryard and yeah, I came

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Speaker 12: home with a new Honda c Rex rather than a microwave.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you didn't even get the.

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Speaker 3: Micro I don't even know.

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Speaker 13: I didn't even get to the microwave shop. I just

835
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Speaker 13: walked to the car yard and car and yeah.

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Speaker 1: What did you partner say when you drive into the driveway.

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Speaker 11: Oh he was just like, oh my god, you know,

838
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Speaker 11: like just.

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Speaker 12: Shook his head at me.

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Speaker 3: That makes it sound like he wasn't at all surprised

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Speaker 3: that you went up for a microwave and came back with.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, we didn't get our microwave. Couldn't afford one.

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Speaker 2: A the end, you paid too much for the car? Yeah, probably,

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Speaker 2: Mary J.

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Speaker 7: Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads