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Speaker 2: Same with me? Why did my school sing it so nuche.

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Speaker 3: On a level with my first memories of radio drinking.

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Speaker 3: There's a porn stack called Bona in.

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Speaker 1: Wondermand video killed the porn star, didn't it. There's no

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Speaker 2: It's a green day seed than they are there porn

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Speaker 2: stars anymore. That's what they were talking about. Should be

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Speaker 2: fine this, Let's give them the sugar and hold up.

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Speaker 2: Let me just crank this fucking thing.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, give her.

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Speaker 3: One more go.

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Speaker 1: Jesus and Jesus to serve. Now we have to do it.

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Speaker 1: We've got to mow the lawn.

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Speaker 4: When he in.

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Speaker 5: This.

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Speaker 6: It's sixteen South August and the year of Our Lord

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Speaker 6: twenty twenty four. Welcome all you be spokey donkeyes to

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Speaker 6: the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a good one organized

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Speaker 6: for you today. It's about the boy can over the

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Speaker 6: lawns hain't in the AARs smiling the lawns when it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the grasses clumps up. We've got terrible clover

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Speaker 1: going to our lawn here. And also wouldn't kill Colin

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Speaker 1: to pick up his own shets because they're all over

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Speaker 1: the lawn. That's disgusting. Well, why are you running this?

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Speaker 1: Kakoi kahoe? Who Richard? Where's Richard?

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Speaker 6: Kahi it coki ohki.

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Speaker 1: It's like every bit of grass has got the long

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Speaker 6: It's going to summer though it's cool. Someone pick up

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Speaker 6: the cabbage tree leaves. It's going to rap around the

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that the other day, because I've got a

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Speaker 6: The other day I had to cabbage bombs running as

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Speaker 6: well in front of the telly.

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Speaker 1: I had to. I had to look at the blades

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Speaker 1: and I thought, this this lawnma is not running very well.

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Speaker 1: And I looked underneath it and there was like it

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Speaker 1: was like a flax weaving of bits of beautiful cabbage

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Speaker 1: tree that had weaved its way around. Yeah, like a

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Speaker 1: about twenty minutes to cut them all out. Finally, at

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Speaker 1: was bloody things. Then the moment she was going like

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Speaker 1: I've got a story about a kid. You want to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yesterday you guys walked out on my store.

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Speaker 1: And that's what's worse than that. I actually need to

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Speaker 1: go to the toilet. So if you want to tell

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Speaker 6: It's the way the way I was dreaded yesterday and

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Speaker 6: Dai spoke podcast. You know what, I think of myself

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Speaker 6: as the matriarch of this and you can't know.

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Speaker 2: I wass get confused.

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Speaker 6: One's female woman and you are the matriarch, mart and parter.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the matriarch.

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Speaker 6: Just got a text from someone that said that was

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Speaker 6: Queen and you got it signed from I'm made by Queen.

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Speaker 1: How did you do that for me? I can't remember? Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And so my mate, it's quite cool. Paul Upfield,

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Speaker 6: signed please from Brian may Thank you? I said, fun,

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Speaker 2: And then what happened when you started cranking this up?

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Speaker 2: I how did he feel about that?

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Speaker 1: He was fucked off? Mate? He was was he?

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Speaker 6: I mean this was in two thousand and three, and

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Speaker 1: You were? You were? You were barely a little spit

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Speaker 1: fuck at that point, A you're barely fucking anything. God,

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Speaker 6: fire up. How did you get this bright made DVD

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Speaker 6: sign for me?

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Speaker 1: That's a long time ago, Yeah, Matt.

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Speaker 6: It was a big star in the UK back then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes, isn't it. Yeah, one day you're a

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Speaker 6: And when I say big star, mass of failure there,

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Speaker 3: Do you remember the other day when you had the

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Speaker 3: In fact, some of us said, I didn't notice it.

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Speaker 3: Is now the time for me to say, Matt, I

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Speaker 1: I got toothpaste on my face.

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Speaker 3: No, but there's a button open right on your belly button.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that's all right.

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Speaker 1: I've just so much happened to me today.

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Speaker 6: I'm at the cusp of my tea shirt run, so

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Speaker 6: I've had to wear a shit.

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Speaker 1: You look good.

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask you this morning. I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: That's a good lot.

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Speaker 6: I fucking blow up in my face because I was like, shit,

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Speaker 6: I haven't put the T shirts through because I was

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Speaker 6: got a lot of washing, is what. There's a woman

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Speaker 1: Ah, Can I ask you a question? It's a very deep, deep,

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Speaker 3: Sure you want to do this, it's very deep.

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Speaker 2: I might not an answer, but you can ask it.

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Speaker 6: How often do you do the washing? Are you a

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Speaker 6: there's all all the sheets from the whole house changed

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Speaker 6: I do a massive sheet day that's on Sunday. Everyone's

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Speaker 6: I know that, I know that it's disgusting. I need

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Speaker 6: to wash all the bed sheets once.

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Speaker 3: A week, so I do. I do that.

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Speaker 6: I do all my clothes on one day, and then

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Speaker 1: Washes, avoiding the midwek Why the midweek wash? What happened?

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Speaker 1: In the middle of what happened? I should the bed okay?

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Speaker 2: Who do you run those sheets through a dryer on

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Speaker 2: thing I might be operating some kind of clue Clox

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Speaker 1: Where do you hang them out the front?

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Speaker 2: Though you're just on flying nuns?

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Speaker 6: Do you do you have horses and and like crosses

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Speaker 1: Do not have a Do you not have a dryer? No?

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Speaker 1: Do you not have a washing clothes on?

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Speaker 1: What's a flying nun?

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Speaker 2: Flying nun is in like a clothes horse clothes I

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Speaker 1: One that you're trying none that called flying nuns.

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Speaker 6: My mother can fucking hate those. When your house, like

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Speaker 6: when you're flatting, your house is full of people.

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Speaker 1: You do not mean to have those in your house.

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Speaker 2: Okay, mate?

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Speaker 1: Because that moisture, think about it down below into heaven

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Speaker 1: into the house. Does it into the house? You run

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Speaker 1: a fucking goes into the house. Doesn't think about how

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Speaker 6: Say is drying clothes and summer a lot easier than

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Speaker 2: It isn't it so much better? Man?

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Speaker 6: When I was flating in Dunedin growing up, you put

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Speaker 6: there would be no dry three days later.

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Speaker 2: So fucking depressing smell of damp laundry.

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Speaker 6: Yes, if laundry doesn't dry in two days, it starts.

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Speaker 1: To fucking stink. Rewash, we did it.

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Speaker 6: Ash when you have to fucking rewash? What about when

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Speaker 6: it and then you go back to you go hop

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Speaker 6: we do this and washing.

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Speaker 1: You open the washing machine and get off anything more

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Speaker 1: than twelve hours and you're going to have to get

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Speaker 1: to a rewash on that. You leave it for twelve hours, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Washing, you're going to have to rewash that massion toploader

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Speaker 6: front loader, toploader for me Geniel.

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Speaker 1: Loader flader, I'm a front lad.

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Speaker 6: There would have been a good air back in the day.

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Speaker 6: and then he leans in and goes, oh, Daniel loader.

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Speaker 1: That would have been good, like the crown one with

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Speaker 1: the arise, Sir Richard duck and then he ducked. It's

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Speaker 1: like a rise, Sir Richard. It was a great ad.

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Speaker 6: Like I was looking at my washing machine the other day.

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Speaker 1: Was I never I never, I never go hot wat ah.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're always trying to tell you your load.

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Speaker 6: I tell you there's some gym there's some gym shirts

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Speaker 1: You need to nappy sand the ship out of it.

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Speaker 1: Nappy say, and kill all that back to her, because

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Speaker 6: She's just bacteria that it was not so my bacteria.

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Speaker 6: My son wore my white tuxedo jacket out to a party.

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Speaker 2: This story onlys badly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it and it came back. I don't know what.

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Speaker 6: He wore my rim boots and my wife tuxxedo jacket,

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Speaker 6: Anyway, I used anyway, I used it all my nappy

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Speaker 3: So you have you considered taking into a dry cleaner.

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Speaker 1: I did consider that, but I thought i'd try and

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Speaker 6: I'm going to take it to a dry cleaner now

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Speaker 6: I've had the first run in it, and then I've

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Speaker 1: I think you've already had to go, and I think

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Speaker 6: Mate, we've got an MPC situation, and we've got a

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Speaker 1: Trix keeps walking past.

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Speaker 6: That's Luke Kirkness, son of Sir Murray Kirkness. He's walked

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Speaker 3: We're in a stupid.

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 6: But no, mar you just seconds ago you were touting

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Speaker 6: And then now you're saying that me napper sent nappy

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Speaker 6: sending that that tuckheaded jacket for a day is not enough.

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Speaker 1: Just depends on whether you went hot or cold water.

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Speaker 1: Some stain set in cold water, some set in hot water,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was every staine you're can imagine I speaking

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Speaker 2: of stains. You know, after work, you starts feel a

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Speaker 2: then I fell asleep. Do you guys remember what happened?

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Speaker 2: So the fucking weekbooks bowl once you let weetbook set

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Speaker 2: in that concrete, mate, I had to been there. I

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Speaker 2: don't have done for this. The ball's going.

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Speaker 3: I took that out and like a steelo or something

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Speaker 3: about nappy sand. Could you get could you get it

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Speaker 3: off with nappy sand?

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Speaker 1: Maybe?

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Speaker 2: Do you think so?

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Speaker 6: Control I'd always told my kids that that you've got

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Speaker 6: So then one of my sons said, when he was

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Speaker 2: Eye.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And then I started would walk around as a

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Speaker 2: But it's quite sweet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can also see how you got there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because if you say to a kid, if you don't,

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Speaker 6: And so if you say that weetboks tend to concrete,

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Speaker 6: they go, oh, well, that's some information of man.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we're going to take a break now and

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Speaker 2: bit more. If that's okay, fellas, has anyone got anything

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Speaker 6: I want other areas of your body you can use

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Speaker 6: an epicent yeah great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And also I want to open a very very

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Speaker 1: quick brief investigation into Brown Girl and the Ring by

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Speaker 3: I'd like to know about Jerry's longest and shortest load.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sweet, I've got nothing to add in the second half.

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Speaker 1: Off off, that's what we're sticking around for. Are you

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Speaker 1: still here? Are you off? Still? You're still here?

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Speaker 2: Man? You're a company, man band.

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Speaker 6: You're I don't like myself for being here. I'll come back.

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Speaker 6: I know the same things are going to happen again.

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Speaker 6: But what did you just love you guys too much?

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Speaker 2: What did you tease again? There was something you.

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Speaker 1: Tease consumer advice around by dryers.

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Speaker 6: I tease something that was just kind of a joke, tease,

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Speaker 6: I don't know, using sound on the ears of your body.

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Speaker 2: To blase careful.

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Speaker 1: Can I say you don't want an inverter one of

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Speaker 1: those inverter dryers? Can I say, don't buy one of those?

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Speaker 1: They're stupid that don't work properly. You know the ones

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Speaker 1: that what do they called? They called inverters.

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Speaker 3: There's a heat pump and then there's just a normal

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Speaker 1: Is it a condenser? That's the one that I don't

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Speaker 1: think there is an inverter. It's meant to it's meant

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Speaker 1: to get the it's meant to get the clothes out

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Speaker 1: when you can't, like plummet to the outside. You know

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Speaker 1: dryers that you can't but doesn't work terrible.

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Speaker 3: We had to buy dryer balls. Have you bought dryer balls?

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Speaker 3: Before you put the little plastic balls your just stop

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Speaker 3: it from stinking? No, no, no, it stops the sheets

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Speaker 3: from tangling together. You know how they end up in

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Speaker 3: a big ball.

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Speaker 1: Hey, my dry stinks? How do I stop it from stinking?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything that you stop taking? We sure are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you clearing out the filter?

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Someone left some sheets in there for a month, so someone.

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Speaker 1: Have you got more than one dryer in your house?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: One?

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Speaker 6: So how could you not use the washing machine for

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Speaker 6: a month, No, the dry the dryer for a month.

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Speaker 1: Because we don't use the dry very often. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: then because we've got like two sets of sheets or

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Speaker 1: and so she put them on there. Forgot that she

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Speaker 1: put them on there because hardly used the dry and

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Speaker 1: then they just staying there for a month and just

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Speaker 2: There's one thing to do, and I think there's probably

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Speaker 1: VE told you, I think you should. Yeah, I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: about it. I've thought about it. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: You just give me her number. I've got her number.

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Speaker 1: Actually you don't. You don't want to want her.

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Speaker 3: The eggs will be punishing, tell you what?

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Speaker 1: So ruds right?

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Speaker 6: The types of dryers are vented dryers. Yeah, condensed dryers

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Speaker 6: and heat pump dry a.

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Speaker 1: Condenser that I've got. That's a shier. Don't get a condenser.

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Speaker 1: What does it say about condensers?

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Speaker 6: Condensers canenser dryers have a heat exchanger that removes heat

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Speaker 6: and moisture from the air that's passed through your washing.

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Speaker 6: The moisture is collected as water in the reserve, funneled

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Speaker 6: out of drain. Isn't that where you your washing machine

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Speaker 6: does anymore? Ship man Vented driers vend drives are simple.

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Speaker 1: We know what they are. They suck in the air. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they shrink your clothes. They're good. Heat pump dryers.

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Speaker 1: These use a small heat pump to heat the ear

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Speaker 1: that's blowing through your washing. The warm damn ear is

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Speaker 1: then cool to remove the water clicks in a reserve,

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Speaker 1: and it's funneled out your ears. Okay, well maybe I've

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Speaker 1: got one of those. They suck too, I think. Can

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Speaker 1: you just read that last line and the funneled out

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Speaker 1: your ass? Oh, I know it's out a drain, so

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Speaker 1: that wrong.

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Speaker 3: Well your ass is effectively a drain mat, so you're right, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I was right? Yeah, still being meant anyone, anyone asked

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Speaker 3: any questions.

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Speaker 2: Anyone's still fucking with us, is what I want to know.

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Speaker 1: We're waiting for brownket Man, We're waiting for brown girl

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Speaker 1: in the ring, and then we're finished.

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Speaker 3: Well, I still wanted to know because on my loads

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Speaker 3: on my washing machine, I've got a quickatine your loads

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Speaker 3: on your right, boys, I've got a quick or the

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Speaker 3: laundry ones three hours twenty five. I know those.

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Speaker 1: That's wasting time. I've seen that. Half the time. It

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Speaker 1: suits there and then it goes and now I'll do

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Speaker 1: a spun on it.

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Speaker 6: And you go, you're waiting for your washing to be done,

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Speaker 6: and you go down. You go, must be finished because

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Speaker 6: you go and you can't hear any noise, and there

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Speaker 6: he goes. You're like, mate, shit, we'll get off the pot.

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Speaker 1: I'd never use that. I've got the everyday function on

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Speaker 1: minus a fishing pike. Yeah, six minute, fifty nine minutes.

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Speaker 6: I've got a problem with my Smeg dishwasher.

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Speaker 1: I've got a real problem with my Spiag dishwasher.

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Speaker 6: It's it's I use the every day function, but that's broken,

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Speaker 6: so it's only got the extreme function. So every cycle

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Speaker 6: just got a small rainhurt and I had I had

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Speaker 6: hole for it. It's still fucking noisy ship.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a good there's probably a good range. It's

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Speaker 1: probably got some extraction going on there.

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Speaker 6: One thousand square meters per hour.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean?

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Speaker 6: Well, some of them are only four hundred. I think

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Speaker 6: I think I ordered one for a like basically kitchen

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Speaker 6: commercial kitchen to get up so for fish and chip shop.

444
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Speaker 6: Did someone upsell you said I would like this one.

445
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Speaker 6: I think this one, and they got all excited because

446
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Speaker 6: they saw a little bit of money coming out. Okay,

447
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Speaker 6: so what do you say about this? Show me your

448
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,479
Speaker 6: motion trai la la la. Come on, show me your

449
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,360
Speaker 6: motion tra la la la la, show me your motion

450
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 6: trail la la la. She looks like a sugar and

451
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Speaker 6: a plump, plump plump.

452
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Speaker 1: Okay, it's definitely about doing a shit, isn't it. So

453
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Speaker 1: the song is called brown Girl in the ring. So

454
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Speaker 1: the brown Girl is a huge This is huge in

455
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Speaker 1: the ring, which is your ring piece.

456
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Speaker 6: Unfortunately, we live in a simulation because the next line is,

457
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Speaker 6: all had water run dry, got no way to wash

458
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Speaker 6: my clothes, All had water run dry, Got no way

459
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Speaker 6: to wash my.

460
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Speaker 1: Clothes because they've got skids. I remember one.

461
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Speaker 6: Saturday night we fried fish and Johnny cakes. I remember

462
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Speaker 6: one Saturday night we had fried fish and Johnny cakes.

463
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Speaker 1: Vagina, Oh my god, Jesus. Brown girl and traila, la,

464
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Speaker 1: la la, there's a brown girl in the ring. Trailer

465
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Speaker 1: la la. I mean it's a joke. It's a ship,

466
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Speaker 1: it is, isn't it. Yeah, show me your motion, Yeah,

467
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Speaker 1: show me the emotion. She looks like a sugar. What

468
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: do you mean, she looks like a sugar and a plum.

469
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Speaker 1: She looks like a sugar and a plum. And then

470
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Speaker 1: does it say plumb plum Yeah, yeah, of course, so

471
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Speaker 1: that is a and it's plums. It's all because they

472
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Speaker 1: had fried fish and Johnny cakes. Your plums, your balls.

473
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Speaker 6: So they had fried fish and Johnny cakes. And that's

474
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Speaker 6: just really repeated on them. And then they glane the

475
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Speaker 6: bathroom and they were in a song about it, and they've.

476
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Speaker 1: Called it a brown girl in a ring. It should

477
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Speaker 1: should not be allowed. In twenty twenty four, that sort

478
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Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah, right, are we better than that? Yeah?

479
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Speaker 2: I would have thought so, I mean, bony im, I

480
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 2: mean it's not a great start. Like you know, I

481
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Speaker 2: think I think alarm bell should be raised before they

482
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Speaker 2: even got to the point where they're singing about a

483
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Speaker 2: brown girl being in the ring?

484
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Speaker 1: What does the M stand for?

485
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Speaker 2: You know?

486
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Speaker 3: Motherfucker?

487
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Speaker 1: Oh really? What does bony M stand? Okay?

488
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Speaker 3: What does it's a motherfucker stand four?

489
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Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, that was an accident.

490
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Speaker 3: It's good though, can you do it?

491
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Speaker 1: This is good? What does the stand for? What does

492
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Speaker 1: boney stand for? The band named Bonie M would actually

493
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: be It was actually inspired by the Australian Bony series

494
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Speaker 1: from the early nineteen seventies. The n is added after

495
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Speaker 1: Bony because it sounded good to Farian's ears. So it's the.

496
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Speaker 6: Bony shape Bony went from Australia that was the most disappointing.

497
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Speaker 6: The German I think I've ever heard of my life

498
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Speaker 6: Bony disco group that specialized in R and b rigo

499
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Speaker 6: discoing funk. The group was created by German record producer

500
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Speaker 6: Frank Farion, who was the group's primary song manufactured group.

501
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Speaker 6: They were like originally based in West Germany.

502
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: Yeah they were. They were like One Direction or the

503
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Speaker 1: Spice Girls.

504
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Speaker 6: So it makes sense that if they're German, they're singing

505
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Speaker 6: about movements and.

506
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Speaker 1: Also potentially singing in another language. So the lyrics don't

507
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: make sense a little bit like Phoenix or the Hunt

508
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Speaker 1: or I.

509
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Speaker 2: Mean, these guys got so many great tunes. I haven't

510
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Speaker 2: realized recute team.

511
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Speaker 1: With them, great song here we go rank This is

512
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Speaker 1: a tune. So it's all produced by some German dude

513
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Speaker 1: and where some people in the front.

514
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Speaker 2: Simon On Ratti Davis.

515
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Speaker 1: He's not hardy.

516
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Speaker 2: I don't think.

517
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Speaker 1: I don't know what it like that I rappity Davis.

518
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Speaker 1: This this the but learns that's what. Yeah, here we go,

519
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Speaker 1: There we go Tea, Oh yeah, hell yeah. Ima takes

520
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Speaker 1: a key.

521
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Speaker 4: With let's go.

522
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: Well here we go. Should have started here. Thought that

523
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Speaker 1: was good.

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Speaker 2: We get.

525
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Speaker 1: So interesting. It's like he's telling a right aside that

526
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Speaker 1: guy doing val.

527
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Coast by him now with Mary's Boy Child.

528
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: This one's on all of Christmas, isn't this is good?

529
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Speaker 6: What about Daddy Cools of the song Daddy Cools?

530
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Speaker 1: You see correct? They want it for your intros.

531
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Speaker 3: Are too long.

532
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Speaker 6: I agree, that's because it's the fairy and the producer

533
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Speaker 6: wanted to put a stamp on it before you bought

534
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Speaker 6: the singers in.

535
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Speaker 1: Oh, this is a chune, a lot of boezy Lake

536
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Speaker 1: a piss Daddy Cools? What air is that on brad Stones.

537
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: Rooting out of tears?

538
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: Really good?

539
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 6: I don't really is that real?

540
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: I reckon it would be real and the yeah, it

541
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: would have been real. In the Cites Good nineteen seventy six,

542
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 3: she's crazy like.

543
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: Trying to find that Daddy Coo where she's crazy like

544
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 2: a fool?

545
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: What about Daddy Cole and he's just used the feminem

546
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: and then they've gone with the masculine that it doesn't

547
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: make sense.

548
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 4: Daddy Cool, Oh, Daddy Daddy Coos, Ladies, come on Daddy.

549
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, come on Daddy Cool. Oh that's good. What

550
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: about by the Rivers of Bedlin? What it call you

551
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: to play the Biggest hut?

552
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 3: Oh?

553
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 6: Fuck?

554
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 2: Hell is the way you talk to me?

555
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: Call you to play the biggest hut? Sing as we've

556
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: gone to the bony and special it's his birthday to

557
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: day and you're talking to them like that.

558
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: No, that's someday actually but he will still talk to me.

559
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a prison for you today.

560
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me, You've got a prison.

561
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: It'll be it'll be a fart that's so far I

562
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: can see.

563
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 6: As a present. But I'm not going to give it

564
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 6: to you now. I'll give it to you out in

565
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Speaker 6: the office.

566
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: Yes, we're gonna have to go to the bathroom together

567
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: and you're gonna give it to me there. Oh, that's

568
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 2: one of those kinds of prisons because at a powdery.

569
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Speaker 1: Prison he knows me so well.

570
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 6: No, I think you're gonna I think you're gonna like

571
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 6: I think you're gonna.

572
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: Like this prison. I think you're gonna like this prison.

573
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Also a great condition of a little drummer boy.

574
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: And then go on to they got onto the Christmas

575
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: songs that were smart. That that guy what's his naming him?

576
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: The main guy Frank Farry and Frank Lloyd right, Frank Ferran,

577
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: Frank Farrian, Frank Farran in.

578
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: According to my system here the composer was Dowey slash Farron, Oh,

579
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: Frank Farrian.

580
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 6: After bony In, he went on to Formvanily.

581
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: Yes famous, Yeah, what song did you want me to

582
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: crank up? Before Jerry, I wanted you to crank up

583
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: by the Rivers of Babylon.

584
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 2: Oh mate, say no more?

585
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 4: Then?

586
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: Can I put in the que Sonny because that's my

587
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: favorite phonyum song.

588
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 6: Do you know that the first single of Boney was

589
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 6: called Baby Do You Want to Bump?

590
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

591
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: That's about I told you that Farians fans are pissed

592
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: Baby Do you want to bum Bump?

593
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:36,479
Speaker 6: Oh?

594
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 2: Sorry, he wasn't known for his Baby do You Want

595
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 2: to bumbs?

596
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: Th controversial first single.

597
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Speaker 5: I've not a lot of subtle site when it comes

598
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 5: to bone him was there as well? What is this

599
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 5: song about? In all seriousness by the rivers of Bbylon

600
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 5: and if you tell me it's about being by the

601
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 5: rivers of Babylon.

602
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the rivers are.

603
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a Boney in special.

604
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't say that anymore. Okay, that's now we're

605
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: going to shut this down. I want to down.

606
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 6: I don't want to alarm you, but there's someone jiggling

607
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 6: some ropes behind you.

608
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: It's part of the Zionist conspiracy. We can't play that.

609
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: Resterferians identify themselves as belonging to the twelve Tribes of Israel.

610
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Zion. It's like Zegie Marli when he came over

611
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: here not longer. Oh, here we go this one taking

612
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: you back to the sixties sexties apparently. Wow, this is

613
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: quite a song. Sex I got sounds like the seventies

614
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: to me.

615
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: Really popular of this going around right now?

616
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: You're read a lot out at the clubs. Yeah, Sonny

617
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: is a greatesome go out, all right? Kill me fucking

618
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: sorry about Yeah, it's a terrible all right then?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So one thing about that podcast, it would

620
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Speaker 2: be probably.

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Speaker 6: This have a great weekend, a little prison for your mission?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet uns up.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm Matt Heath.

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