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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleetball and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pond.

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Speaker 1: Now, I got two I got two dogs. Two dogs.

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Speaker 3: I call them large dogs. That medium dogs. Yeah, great

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Speaker 3: danes are extra large. Dogs come in five sizes No, medium, yeah, large, medium, small,

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Speaker 3: and extra small.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're trying to Yeah, So I take I take

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Speaker 1: them for a walk.

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Speaker 3: I put their harness on them and I take them

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Speaker 3: for a walk because they pull and I and I

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Speaker 3: pulled back, pull, and people are like, oh, they don't

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Speaker 3: like that, and I'm like, pull on me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was taken them for a walk the

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Speaker 1: other day.

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Speaker 3: And I've got a lovely little flat street by me

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Speaker 3: that I go up and up on and each there

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Speaker 3: and back's a kilometers.

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of like.

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Speaker 3: What flits streets because at the ind of your streets

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Speaker 3: more of a hell that goes up there other way. Well,

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Speaker 3: so you know, you come down past my place, I'm

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Speaker 3: there on the left on the lift up that hell

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Speaker 3: and the tune wright's the beautiful little lane. Actually it's

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Speaker 3: nice because I often don't go continue on the road,

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Speaker 3: you sure, because you want to stop at yours and

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Speaker 3: I'd probably do at.

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Speaker 2: All that walking makes up for your morning muffin and

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Speaker 2: cappuccino does.

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Speaker 1: Oh it burns too if I use equal and my

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Speaker 1: that's sweet zero kele.

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Speaker 3: But it tastes just like sugar because me brain lesions

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Speaker 3: and the doctor has said I need to pull back

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Speaker 3: on that can's a adult calorie fray.

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Speaker 1: So I'm walking the dogs up and down, up and down,

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Speaker 1: up and down. I turn around and take them back.

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Speaker 3: And there's some other dogs that we walk past, and

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Speaker 3: they always bark, and I'm like, come on the side

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Speaker 3: of the road, and like if this Ritchie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my golden tree.

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Speaker 2: Named after Richie McCall, captain legend.

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Speaker 1: You're not by me? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go on about what a hero

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Speaker 3: I am to the animals, but I good Richard, didn't you?

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Speaker 2: Ye? Like I risked my cat from that breed.

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Speaker 1: That's not the same now that's buying. You bought your cat.

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Speaker 2: It was a release feed warning.

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Speaker 4: Look, it's hostage NEGOTIATIONI I negotiated.

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Speaker 2: I negotiate with cat terrorists, cat breed of terrorists.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely alert.

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Speaker 3: It didn't really work as well as loud a pursis

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Speaker 3: no in the heads and it was out loud.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say the other one per Mass.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to say that one.

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Speaker 2: Organizations.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, none of them were really that great. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: like this Richie has ausis instead of what nazis.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, none of these are working, are they? I mean

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Speaker 2: some of them are rolling off the sit.

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Speaker 3: Down brainstorm with a whiteboard. I think, what about Melo?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking of a whole pot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pot, And I like that one.

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Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, yeah, okay, look it's brainstorm that a

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Speaker 2: bit more anyway.

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Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't pot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just the I risk you a cat,

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Speaker 2: let's move on.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So he didn't within a second like that, rich

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Speaker 3: He's got a mouthful of rotting dead roadkill rabbit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Dogs, they just eat the man.

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Speaker 3: Then, including their own like stuff. You know, if he

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Speaker 3: eats it, there's going to be a violent ship later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's your proper.

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Speaker 3: So I immediately grab his mouth and I hold it

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Speaker 3: shut because if he can't go, then he can't get

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Speaker 3: it in.

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Speaker 1: And it was so like even thinking back on it,

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Speaker 1: and I apologize that people are listening while they're eating

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Speaker 1: interesting some sort of food funk. It was so.

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Speaker 3: I had to push him to the ground and then

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Speaker 3: stand on it with my and trying to pry to.

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Speaker 1: And dog's jaws just don't open.

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Speaker 2: No, that's but you've got to put a finger in

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Speaker 2: the Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, what's going to be grosser sticking my

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Speaker 3: finger up is asked to get him to release, or

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Speaker 1: Look at me like that.

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Speaker 4: If a dog bites and latches on, this is the

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Speaker 4: way to get out of it.

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Speaker 2: You have a finger in the box if it attacks you.

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Speaker 3: There is no way that's true.

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Speaker 4: And that's just that.

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Speaker 1: That's just a room across the board.

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Speaker 3: If you're bitten by a person on the street, if

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Speaker 3: you stick a finger, they will release. Or if this

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Speaker 3: dog absolutely violent you just the least you can wrap

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Speaker 3: it apart like a wishbone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that will absolutely stop the dog.

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Speaker 1: Because it was the only thing I didn't tell you, guys,

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Speaker 1: I hit the dog. What did I not tell you?

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Speaker 1: A dog?

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Speaker 4: You were in You were in plus points for rescuing

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Speaker 4: a dog. Now your mind down, so, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: my kids are in the car. I was just fucking

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Speaker 4: chaos from stuff. This will we trauma because you remember

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Speaker 4: when I was in the car when I was a

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Speaker 4: small child, beer hit the dark.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I can't swim, and it just ran over a.

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Speaker 1: Whole row of I do say it's safer to just

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Speaker 1: it is it is, it is, it is. I'll quickly

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Speaker 1: wrap up the roadkill story. I had to pull it

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Speaker 1: out of his mouth of my hand, and it just

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Speaker 1: feled that in my head. It was slow cup ashphalt

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Speaker 1: and thirty.

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Speaker 3: Heat because but a barbecue saw, so pull apart a

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Speaker 3: little bit of just smell of it. Anyway, I had

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Speaker 3: to wash my hands, you know when you just just

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Speaker 3: wash your hands for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Because that's just life now, So that when the toilet

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Speaker 2: paper messes and you're just like god to at least

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Speaker 2: to guilty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're guilty. I'm a filter, I know you like.

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Speaker 1: And then you're like, spot happens to everybody.

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Speaker 2: Damn this cafe toilet paper something one plan.

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Speaker 1: Got me again? O God, it happened to But it

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Speaker 1: happened to everybody. This is normal. It's just a normal

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Speaker 1: part of being an audull.

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Speaker 3: And then you scrape it so the soap gets bloged

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Speaker 3: on your fingernails and get that.

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Speaker 1: But like a dog I can smell it. I can.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that's red. That was a finger.

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Speaker 4: It was on I reckon that heads for everyone, everybody,

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Speaker 4: every single person, and.

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Speaker 3: Later hours, oh my god, it is.

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Speaker 1: Have I smell like ship this whole day. No one

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Speaker 1: else can smell it. No one knows that. You're just

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Speaker 1: so guilty. Ship. How did you hear the dog? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this is the other story.

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Speaker 3: I'm driving on the road and there's this dog running

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Speaker 3: down the side of the road and I'm watching it

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, it's running on the footpath.

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Speaker 1: I can't see anybody around, and I'm watching it. I'm

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Speaker 1: watching and watching.

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Speaker 3: It goes behind a bin, Yeah, ninety degrees straight onto

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Speaker 3: the road, swerve and slam on the brakes.

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Speaker 1: Donk.

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Speaker 3: You hear the dunk and the front rolls and the

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Speaker 3: girls are like immediately burst into tears.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's losing their mind.

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Speaker 3: The dog rolls on the road and then gets up,

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Speaker 3: looks at me, and boosts it off the road.

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Speaker 1: So it's not dead, but.

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Speaker 3: Like scared, and it was kind of limping, and I

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Speaker 3: was like fuck because I was not having a good day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I parked on the side of the road.

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Speaker 3: That's real, sonny boy, he's a sunny boy.

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Speaker 1: But just check my calendar because twenty twenty five, I

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Speaker 1: think we all vouched was the year we were going

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Speaker 1: to thrive.

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Speaker 4: Haha.

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Speaker 3: I put it in to survive that mark, yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: built up, crank right down into high survive. So I

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Speaker 3: get out of the calm like fuck and Indy, my

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Speaker 3: oldest word, comes with me and we're like right trying

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Speaker 3: to find the dog and this lady's running up the road.

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Speaker 1: I was like, was that your dog?

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Speaker 3: And she said no, but I just saw it run

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Speaker 3: past and it's been running all over the road for like.

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Speaker 1: The last is I'm just like ash ship.

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Speaker 3: And then this person comes out and I was like

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Speaker 3: is this your dog when I described it and they

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Speaker 3: were like yes, And I was like, I'm so sorry

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Speaker 3: I hit your dog when it bolted outcross the road

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Speaker 3: and they're like that's fine, like, oh, that's good. Was like,

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Speaker 3: that's fine, it's not your fare. And then they said, well,

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Speaker 3: we don't really have a fence.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was just like and I wanted to at that.

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Speaker 3: Time be like I've got kids crying on the car

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Speaker 3: because you don't have a fucking fence.

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Speaker 1: I've done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, also like you could cause them a serious accident

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Speaker 2: because someone could have completely swerved into another.

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Speaker 1: Car, cars parked on the side of the road. That's

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Speaker 1: it was bendet So I was like already, But it

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Speaker 1: was like that thing where I'm driving on the road

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Speaker 1: and it could have been like identify the hazards. I

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Speaker 1: would have been, what it's bend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Driving test person's like, it's bend, and.

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Speaker 3: Then they'll be like what about bend, Like do you

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Speaker 3: want a subsect of bende hazards?

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Speaker 1: Because of course we've got burns going on the.

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Speaker 3: Road, kids running out from behind the bed fortnight as well,

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Speaker 3: So there's double double.

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Speaker 2: I went over the top of my driving tests. They said,

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Speaker 2: there's the plane's flying up.

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Speaker 3: Have you've seen all There is a curve, is a tree,

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Speaker 3: The tree could fall any minute, that plane curd kim

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Speaker 3: trail Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and cause sort of like mass ysteria. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: of government mine control. Right, that's right. I mean how

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Speaker 1: many how has it a still want me to gig