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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 1: Well, while we were away on our Genuine Friends holiday,

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Speaker 1: Genuine Friends, Shannon and Carwen were hanging out and doing

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Speaker 1: something that usually you do with a romantic partner.

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Speaker 4: We had a little date.

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Speaker 3: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: We went and got a couple's massage to get.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now, am I correct in thinking this is your

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Speaker 1: first ever massage?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was my first one.

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Speaker 4: Carlin's had quite a few, and man I pissed at

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Speaker 4: her with questions before we went on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is what we need to talk about.

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Speaker 3: So we had like a lovely little date planned. We

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Speaker 3: like went out, We got a little coffee, a little tree,

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Speaker 3: We went to enamored book store. We hung out for

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Speaker 3: a bet, We recorded some silly little tech took videos,

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Speaker 3: we went some op shopping, and then there was time anyone.

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Speaker 1: Puts into an actual relationship.

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Speaker 2: It was a lovely little date.

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Speaker 3: I'm a lovely person today. She drove me and everything

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Speaker 3: I actually and like the whole day. Questions about the message,

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Speaker 3: are they going to do this? What do I do?

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Speaker 4: We talk?

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Speaker 2: My questions like dove it like a hear dresser am.

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Speaker 2: I like, oh, like how long have you done this?

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Speaker 4: You know, like that kind of vibe, no talking, no talking,

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Speaker 4: it's relaxing, relaxing.

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Speaker 3: And then like filling out the form like she's like

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Speaker 3: you have to form. I was like, yeah, well you

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Speaker 3: just need to like tell them, you know, like if

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Speaker 3: you have any health stuff. And she's like, how.

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Speaker 1: Forms there a form before?

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Speaker 3: I've always done a forman, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I always do form.

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Speaker 2: Asked me how.

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Speaker 4: I was feeling today and I was like, ohmen, what

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Speaker 4: did you put? Like, I don't know ship But then

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Speaker 4: I didn't know how to spell arthritis because I've got it.

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Speaker 4: Google like how do you spell arthritis? It's real quiet

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Speaker 4: there as well. I was like She's like, I don't

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Speaker 4: know you have it? And I was like, so I

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Speaker 4: had to google that. And then when we got in

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Speaker 4: the room, she's like, what does this say? It's like

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Speaker 4: it's mean to say riders, but don't worry.

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Speaker 3: Do you not fell out the forms? They like tell

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Speaker 3: you where you should mark and this is important, this

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Speaker 3: is important.

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Speaker 1: But where am I just walking there? Like close off?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: So this one like on the former head the outline

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Speaker 3: of a body and you like marked on it with

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Speaker 3: your specifically yes. So for me it was like shoulders.

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Speaker 2: It was a springer.

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Speaker 3: And so I I was aiming for shoulders nick and

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Speaker 3: like upper to lower back because I sat a lot

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Speaker 3: with this job and I'm very sore all the time.

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Speaker 3: Shannon didn't put anything stressed out.

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Speaker 2: I was nervous.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do, so I just go,

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Speaker 4: you know, it's not the arthritis is spelling confusing, and

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Speaker 4: then you.

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Speaker 1: Put it but I have arthritis.

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Speaker 2: So we go in and she's like, you know, I'm dressed.

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Speaker 2: Here's your bed, and I was like six.

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Speaker 4: So we get undressed, and I said to Carl when

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Speaker 4: I said, underwears on and she's like yep, and I

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Speaker 4: showed her.

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Speaker 2: I was like, look at my I purposely wore. This

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Speaker 2: is important. It's not just a weird detail. I purposely

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Speaker 2: wore quite big underwear.

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Speaker 1: But they flip them up anyway into your ass and

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Speaker 1: they pull them down and say that.

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Speaker 4: Because out of all the questions, I asked carwhen did

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Speaker 4: she tell me, no, they ripped down my underwear.

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Speaker 2: They got to get the top of your crap. I'll

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Speaker 2: be honest, it was It was more than last.

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Speaker 3: It was like I really felt entry almost.

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Speaker 2: Could you not?

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Speaker 4: I checked my foot, but after my heart rate was

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Speaker 4: one o five for most of the massage.

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Speaker 2: So I get down.

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Speaker 4: And she immediately starts giving me a foot massage and

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Speaker 4: I was like, okay, well we're paid. Well we had

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Speaker 4: about it, but we had a back and head massage

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Speaker 4: and I was like, these are my feet?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing? And then she starts doing my legs,

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Speaker 2: going all the way up?

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Speaker 3: What you wanted? Half?

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Speaker 2: And I could you not?

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Speaker 4: I really went to speak and just say is this

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Speaker 4: a stitch up? And I thought for a second, is

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Speaker 4: it Haley in the room. I thought this was like

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Speaker 4: a radio gag and that you got me a happy ending.

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Speaker 2: I fully thought.

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Speaker 1: Reputable spa outlets don't do for a Radio's the thing.

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Speaker 4: I knew this was such a nice spot, It was

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Speaker 4: all going so well, but I was just like, there

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Speaker 4: is multiple almost entries happening to me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't expect this car you last touched romantic.

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Speaker 1: While we're just excited to be touched.

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Speaker 4: It was just so shocking, and like I knew Carwen

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Speaker 4: was mixed me, but obviously it was silence.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is she doing something.

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Speaker 4: And then at one point your lady walked over to

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Speaker 4: my side. I'm guessing she was grabbing something. I don't know,

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Speaker 4: but I was like, it's carwin Like.

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Speaker 2: I was like, she's got up and she's gonna prank me.

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Speaker 4: I don't know the whole I couldn't relax, just relax,

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Speaker 4: I relax.

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Speaker 1: But then there's maybe their messages. Messages aren't for you,

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Speaker 1: because you know, the first time you get touched so

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Speaker 1: by a stranger, you are like, this is fucking weird.

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Speaker 2: I mean I've been touched by a stranger plenty, but.

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Speaker 3: That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, And then so I started to calm down once

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Speaker 4: she moved to my back, and then she's like flip

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Speaker 4: over and I was like stunning.

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Speaker 2: And then so she put the thing up over.

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Speaker 4: My boobs, but then just like kept flapping it and

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Speaker 4: like moving it, and then for like half of it

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Speaker 4: she just had my boobs out, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: I thought we were doing a modesty thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Know, I flipped over obviously, but I didn't have my

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Speaker 3: tips weren't out, like they were covered.

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Speaker 2: They were very proficient. I'm not trying to slander this person.

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Speaker 4: I know they were doing their job, but just as

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Speaker 4: someone who didn't know what was coming. To have my

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Speaker 4: underwear pulled down and hands.

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Speaker 3: So close I couldn't do the tark, and.

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Speaker 4: Then to have the thigh massage when I thought it

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Speaker 4: was back on, it was wild man.

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Speaker 3: And because we got in the car and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: blah blah blah, I don't know what we were saying.

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, what do you mean your feet?

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Speaker 3: And she's like she did my face and she and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't get eaty of that?

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Speaker 2: What you want? I didn't know that. She's like, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to touch her arth writers. Would you be

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Speaker 2: doing it?

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Speaker 1: Getting another one? Do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, I shouldn't give it.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I just I think for.

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Speaker 4: Me, pampering is like nails or like I enjoyed the

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Speaker 4: head massage part, but it just I think because I

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Speaker 4: got it quite light as well. She's like, how hard

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Speaker 4: and like it did hurt my arth wriders a little bit?

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Speaker 4: Like I was fine, but it just wasn't my idea

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Speaker 4: of pampering. I would rather a manicure.

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Speaker 1: Next time, rather than circling the areas you want worked on.

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Speaker 1: Just put big xs where you don't want them to

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Speaker 1: touch Yeah, don't.

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Speaker 2: Touch me here, and.

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Speaker 1: They're like, what are you just you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It was kind of crazy, like genuinely though, I swear

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a happy inding and I thought

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Speaker 4: it was a radio gag.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Hailey's in the room. I know they're

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Speaker 4: in Balley, but I feel like Hailey's here and she's about.

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Speaker 1: The ruse of Barley was a ruse Actually give Shannon

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Speaker 1: for me to give Shannon a happy.

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Speaker 4: God. It's not radio in the two thousand, No No,