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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the eighteenth of November.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1: I guess we'd better start with a quick gear check
Speaker 1: as it's the eighteenth of November.
Speaker 3: Are we were still in gear? Are we in neutral yet? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm in neutral. I'm well and truly in neutral because
Speaker 3: once the Christmas first Christmas party invite comes in in
Speaker 3: the first kind of Christmas and it's the fucking goddamn
Speaker 3: Santa Parade next weekend in Auckland and Devinport as well,
Speaker 3: there's one where I live. So that to me signals
Speaker 3: chuck it in neutral. I'll kick it to twenty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am at the misfortune of ending up at
Speaker 1: two malls across the weekend. Oh and both of them
Speaker 1: had carols playing. One of them had Santa walking up
Speaker 1: and down with his whole troop doing their thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're playing hip hop remixes of Christmas songs or Christmas remixes.
Speaker 3: Of hip hop songs. Walking around dancing. It was awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad. The kids love it though. They
Speaker 1: see Santa there and they're like, oh, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I need to get all my
Speaker 1: Christmas shopping done now. Never never go into another moll again.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got Black Friday coming up and what Cyber Monday?
Speaker 3: So I diduce? You do it all in? Yeah online
Speaker 3: over those three days we've got we'll have some specials
Speaker 3: on our shop as well for those of you who
Speaker 3: want to get stuck into some pretty mean deals. Yep.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's going to be a sec gear for
Speaker 1: everyone in my family this year. City of the Ship
Speaker 1: Hats stea of the Ship Hats books for those that
Speaker 1: can read.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wdz w dwz w D forty out weak hats.
Speaker 3: You know, party shits.
Speaker 1: Export parties, Yeah, party shot, stack of chaining chips, big nuts,
Speaker 1: big nuts, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Let's start right at the top.
Speaker 1: The thing everyone's talking about, Mike Tyson v Jake Paul
Speaker 1: on Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 3: Where did you watch it? Did you watch it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course I watched it. I mean it was a pantomime,
Speaker 3: wasn't it. It was always going to be fuck well,
Speaker 3: I mean, why did we think it was going to
Speaker 3: be anything other than that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's Mike Tyson that's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this element of what the fuck could happened?
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I tell you what, though he had
Speaker 3: every twelve year old juiced up around our neighborhood. They
Speaker 3: all knew about it. They all wanted to watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they all wanted there was the entrance levels were widespread.
Speaker 3: Even my eight year old sat down and watched two
Speaker 3: of the undercard fights and the actual fight. Like it was.
Speaker 3: I watched the whole car.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: The thing is it was on Netflix.
Speaker 1: So if you've got Netflix, which everyone does, Yeah, that's nothing.
Speaker 3: Just chuck it on. Tell you what they don't back
Speaker 3: and drink every time they say Netflix on Netflix coverage.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, it was just one big ad oh one
Speaker 3: hundred percent clever, get suck you in and then just
Speaker 3: hit you with Netflix content. Yeah. No, it was great.
Speaker 1: I mean if it was a Friday night, I probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't have watched it, but the fact that it was
Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon I had nothing else on, so you might
Speaker 1: as well sit around and watch it and watch it.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I watched from from the get go from two o'clock
Speaker 1: when when it tipped off, the coverage was weird. They
Speaker 1: at the start of the coverage, they crossed this girl
Speaker 1: down on the like red carpet sort of and she said,
Speaker 1: I'll have all the interviews for you.
Speaker 3: Throughout the night, I never saw her again.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there was a technical issue, if
Speaker 1: they didn't get any interviews, I don't know, but you
Speaker 1: just did not see her again until right at the
Speaker 1: end she went an interview.
Speaker 3: Shack, oh yes, I saw that, and Gronk and Gronk yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they and they had a cap They had Ralph
Speaker 3: Maccio because I bring up a new series of Cobra Kai.
Speaker 3: So they showed them in the crowd like three times, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then played the trailer for Cobra Kai the next series.
Speaker 3: Is that exclusive to Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a big I quite liked the Netflix,
Speaker 1: you know, having a live sporting event on Netflix. I'd
Speaker 1: love it if the NBA was on there. Just so
Speaker 1: easy to chuck on, you know. So that was and
Speaker 1: that's why everyone watched it. And again, like you said, now,
Speaker 1: in hindsight, we're all looking at it going, well, yeah, fuck,
Speaker 1: he's fifty eight. It's it's when before we were going
Speaker 1: into the fight, I was like, I just watched fifty
Speaker 1: four year old.
Speaker 3: Brian are a bat.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't think I don't think this guy can
Speaker 1: do it. And so it's easy to sit here and
Speaker 1: say in hindsight though, like, oh, we all knew he
Speaker 1: was going.
Speaker 3: To be ship.
Speaker 1: You didn't we all? We all bought into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we well hope, we were all just hoping that
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson had one punch and knock the fuck out
Speaker 3: of Paul. Yeah, and he is. He's the ultimate heel. Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the crowd boot him when he came out, and so
Speaker 3: I wasn't the only one, no, that detested him.
Speaker 1: That's that was the whole thing. He made everyone want
Speaker 1: to see him get knocked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he got to be Yeah, that's marketing gene.
Speaker 3: Apparently he's a punish of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently Mike Tyson got twenty mil for the fight.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, he can use that twenty mil
Speaker 3: and maybe do some squats. Mind you, that's a fifty
Speaker 3: eight year old ass.
Speaker 1: We saw that is a fifty eight year old that
Speaker 1: video you would have seen it as the most viral
Speaker 1: thing to come out of. It was just the fun.
Speaker 1: It was like an episode of the Office. It was
Speaker 1: like like a Leehart skit. Yeah, Like it was just
Speaker 1: this interview. He's Ernest Envy with a sunny kiss him
Speaker 1: on the cheek, turns around and he's going to ask
Speaker 1: hanging out.
Speaker 3: It's got a bang. He's got a jock strap on.
Speaker 3: He's got a jock strap on.
Speaker 1: I was just discussing the shape of his ass with
Speaker 1: Tony Lyle out in the office.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 1: Tony City wasn't he was, you know, he gave a
Speaker 1: good account of himself. I said, I'd like a bit
Speaker 1: more definition. I know that's a fifty eight year old man,
Speaker 1: but that's a fifty eight year old Mike Tyson. It's
Speaker 1: not a fifty eight year old and Ice.
Speaker 3: You wanted you wanted a bit more, bit more fluff
Speaker 3: in those pillows. Yeah, yeah, I did want a bit
Speaker 3: more fluff on the pillows. And I think that's that's
Speaker 3: what let them down.
Speaker 1: It was clear as legs weren't there, you know, in
Speaker 1: that fight, and I think that's probably the part that
Speaker 1: let him down.
Speaker 3: It was still a highlight for me. Yeah, that and
Speaker 3: the undercard, the Irish woman and the Katy Taylor portor
Speaker 3: is it put the.
Speaker 1: Ricin Amanda Taylor Amanda Serranos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they absolutely club the shit out of each other.
Speaker 3: And the most controversial decision of the night, it was
Speaker 3: it was everything that's wrong with boxing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the girl was hid butting her throughout the fight
Speaker 1: and you could call it on city or whatever. The
Speaker 1: certain points she did get a point docked. The other
Speaker 1: girl hit one hundred and seven more punches than her,
Speaker 1: and it was a unanimous decision for Katie Taylor. It
Speaker 1: was like, this is why boxing one of the reasons
Speaker 1: why boxing so hard to watch. You can watch a
Speaker 1: fight and be like, that girl won and then they
Speaker 1: just rob her.
Speaker 3: And then at one particular moment post fight when the
Speaker 3: commentators mentioned saying about how far the woman's sports come,
Speaker 3: and right next to her was two ring girls with
Speaker 3: the fakest, biggest cans you've ever seen, just standing there
Speaker 3: not contributing at all. Everything. Well I feel like they
Speaker 3: were contributing.
Speaker 1: Everything's bigger in Texas, Oh my god. And they were like,
Speaker 1: what I want is in the background two women, four
Speaker 1: of the largest fake breasts have you ever seen in
Speaker 1: your life?
Speaker 3: Shrink wrapped. I want them oiled. I left them glittered.
Speaker 3: I got some I got some more good questions from
Speaker 3: my eight year old because he was like, it was
Speaker 3: sitting there and now just in the background doing nothing,
Speaker 3: and he was kind of like, I've met my wife
Speaker 3: going on that's not okay, and him just going, why
Speaker 3: are they so swollen? And I was like, they must
Speaker 3: be breastfeeding biological. I mean they've got kids at home
Speaker 3: and breastfeeding and you know, milk and gorgeous the breast
Speaker 3: and stuff. And obviously that just totally threw them and
Speaker 3: just okay what he didn't want any He didn't go
Speaker 3: down any He's only eight, so that made total sense.
Speaker 1: The thirteen fourteen year old did any explaining the twelve
Speaker 1: year old.
Speaker 3: Twelve year old, he thinks he's nineteen, it looks like
Speaker 3: he's sixt there, so a great argument with him about
Speaker 3: why he couldn't go to the pub with five of
Speaker 3: his mates at two o'clock and watch the fight. If
Speaker 3: you try having an argument with the twelve year old
Speaker 3: about you can't go to the pub, so you can't
Speaker 3: go to the pub and one of the background, his
Speaker 3: mate in the background goes it's a kid's pub. I
Speaker 3: mean there's a kid's the area. I'm like, there's no
Speaker 3: such thing as a kid's pub. Okay, one of the
Speaker 3: dads was there and that's the reason they wanted to
Speaker 3: go in there, Like that is unfair on that dad
Speaker 3: to be and yeah, with twelve year olds, and they
Speaker 3: all thought it started at two, and I said, it
Speaker 3: doesn't start till after five. Events starts at too, So
Speaker 3: they wanted to hit the pub. They wanted to hear
Speaker 3: the boozer at two because they would have been blind,
Speaker 3: drunk or wasted on coca cola. Anyway, have an argument
Speaker 3: with the twelve year olds on what a kid that
Speaker 3: the kid's past doesn't exist. It was one of the
Speaker 3: more awkward conversations I've ever had any Eventually convince them,
Speaker 3: they all around on Mate's face, got pizza and ate
Speaker 3: it and watched it there. Luckily I didn't have to
Speaker 3: answer those questions around the swollen Yeah, yeah, the bristfeeding situation. Situation,
Speaker 3: But that was that was very very Texas. Everything's burgger
Speaker 3: in Texas. Yeah, I loved that.
Speaker 1: The commentators while they were doing that, we're talking about
Speaker 1: how far the woman's game has come, and it's really
Speaker 1: legitimized it and all the stuff that Jake Paul's done
Speaker 1: to put these two women on the map, and you
Speaker 1: know what woman's boxing is all about. And then in
Speaker 1: the just the whole time they're talking just four of
Speaker 1: the burgest ones you've ever said in your life, just
Speaker 1: hanging out.
Speaker 3: Not and not no, not contributing, not even holding out
Speaker 3: ring card, no, no job. The one thing they were
Speaker 3: just standing there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The one thing they were doing that was quite impressive
Speaker 1: was smiling without stopping for the entire time. It was like,
Speaker 1: that would have been tough. Yeah, then my messages got home.
Speaker 1: She was like, no, the botox into that position. They
Speaker 1: can't stop smiling if they tried. The only time they
Speaker 1: came close to breaking was old Amanda sad Anal. Her
Speaker 1: eye was cut to the point where she could just
Speaker 1: about see through the car. It was so gross, and
Speaker 1: she the one of the ring girls, caught a glimpse
Speaker 1: of it when she turned her head and you could
Speaker 1: see her just like once for a second. But then no, no, no,
Speaker 1: gott to keep the smile going. So that was Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that fight was good. There was another.
Speaker 3: The first fight of the thing was those guys.
Speaker 1: They were good, but there was one before them, and
Speaker 1: it was like a Brazilian tektoker versus Indian genuine.
Speaker 3: It was just it was just average. But yeah, but
Speaker 3: you've summed it up quite here in this first point
Speaker 3: you've got in front of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll got honey dicked. Yeah, we got honey dick
Speaker 1: big time. And I don't think it will happen again.
Speaker 1: Although I did say that about Brian Laura. I don't
Speaker 1: think that anyone's going to sign up to watch him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know who else it would be anyway,
Speaker 1: but I don't think anyone's going to sign up to
Speaker 1: watch a fifty or old do anything.
Speaker 3: And I enjoy the memes coming out about him challenging
Speaker 3: Muhammad Ali. Next Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, Yes, yeah, you could tell from the get Girl,
Speaker 1: like his walkout, he didn't look the same.
Speaker 3: What about Floyd Mayweather?
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be bad. Floyd still got it. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: can still throw a hand. Lloyd's a bit younger. I
Speaker 1: think he's on he turned fifty, I think.
Speaker 3: Or Connor McGregor. Yeah, Jack Paul, although that's.
Speaker 1: Heavyweight, that is a massive size difference. Tell you what,
Speaker 1: I just said I'm not going to get Honey dicked again.
Speaker 1: If he called out David Toutt, I'd watch that.
Speaker 3: David was probably the same age as Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be a little bit younger, but he's still fighting.
Speaker 1: What about the Mountain Oyster Shane Cameron if he yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd watch that too. I'd watch that too.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: What age do you think?
Speaker 1: We talked about this with Lebron James a couple of
Speaker 1: months ago. What age do you think Mike Tyson would
Speaker 1: have to be before you Mike Lane could beat him
Speaker 1: in a fight. So right now he's fifty eight, eighty eighty? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd go eighty. But I have to stay the same
Speaker 1: age as I am. Now, yeah, you're you right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well that takes a point. What old man
Speaker 3: would you like to beat up?
Speaker 1: Would you consider Hosking an old man?
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, he's older. They've seen more old enough, he's older.
Speaker 3: I think Seam was almost the same age as Yeah,
Speaker 3: any particular old man you'd want to give a hiding team?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right now, Jason Hoyt. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: later in the podcast as well.
Speaker 3: I see how we mentioned Mary Deki potentially him in
Speaker 3: the ring. But Mary's a great guy. I don't want
Speaker 3: to I don't want to fight him.
Speaker 1: What about what about like as he was growing up?
Speaker 1: Could you have been in a fourteen year old Mike Tyson?
Speaker 1: No way, A tin.
Speaker 3: Tin and how am I am? My same age?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Are you right now? I don't know. Actually they can
Speaker 3: throw hands quite quickly. Yeah, and they're quite fat, They're
Speaker 3: very fat. They'll go old. Yeah, I have to. I
Speaker 3: definitely have to just get in close quarters. Eight, I'd
Speaker 3: smack him, absolutely, smack him around as an eight year old.
Speaker 1: Okay, so between the ages of fourteen and eighty there,
Speaker 1: don't touch him.
Speaker 3: Don't touch him. I don't touch Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I completely agree with you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if eighty I was saying, like
Speaker 1: Lebron would have I don't think there's any age Lebron
Speaker 1: wouldn't beat me in a basketball game.
Speaker 3: He's going to beat me every age. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I'm the same with Tyson.
Speaker 1: Tyson's biggest product, Like, if that was a wheelchair boxing match,
Speaker 1: he would have wasted Jake.
Speaker 3: I think it was just he was running around the ring,
Speaker 3: wasn't he.
Speaker 1: His legs which there was no power in his legs
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 3: And he came out, He's come out and said that
Speaker 3: he didn't want to knockout Mike Tyson. Like get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did think that was gonna happen. Though I
Speaker 1: made a bit of money on him not knocking Tyson out.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think, like he wants to be hated,
Speaker 1: but not that much. Yeah, you know, because someone someone
Speaker 1: likened it, like to put it in a basketball perspective,
Speaker 1: it would be like watching Michael Jordan now getting crossed
Speaker 1: up by mister Beast.
Speaker 3: If he was to knock him out.
Speaker 1: You know, we're just ruin your your memory of it.
Speaker 1: Does this change how you see how you remember Mike Tyson?
Speaker 3: Not really, No neither, because he's fifty eight and he's
Speaker 3: still a badass.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like, and you watch some of that footage of him
Speaker 3: and the youngest ever heavyweight champion of the world. He
Speaker 3: was fucking psycho. It was the way he did it too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's obviously chilled out. He's discovered psilocybin and weed, yep,
Speaker 3: and he's basically on a diet of that. He's got
Speaker 3: his own marijuana farm and factory and brand.
Speaker 1: He was selling THHC gummies in the shape of an ear.
Speaker 3: That's good, so you could chill on them. That's good.
Speaker 3: So like so he's found a new zen and found
Speaker 3: a new way of chilling out. So now it doesn't
Speaker 3: change the way for me. I still think he'll make
Speaker 3: hundreds of cameos and movies ou till he dies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. No, it doesn't change it for
Speaker 1: me either. What it does change is I won't be
Speaker 1: watching another one of those those sort of things live.
Speaker 1: But the thing is the next one he'll find someone.
Speaker 1: It'll be kind of McGregor or something like that, and
Speaker 1: I'll get fucking sucking back in again.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just want to see how it goes.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take quick break and come back and
Speaker 1: talk some of the other sports that happened across the weekend.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, look, Leehart's done a lot of stupid things
Speaker 3: in his life, a lot. This is not one of them.
Speaker 3: This is not one of them. They are the best
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Speaker 1: He went in to talk to them about what kind
Speaker 1: of chips he wanted to make, and they said, what
Speaker 1: kind of chip do you want? He said, what can
Speaker 1: you do and they said, well, we can kittle fry.
Speaker 1: They said, what's your best sellers. Yeah, crunkle cuts, we
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Speaker 1: they said, we've never thought to try it. And out
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Speaker 1: why it's the best of all. Yeah, genius genius Hardie
Speaker 1: Albeck Stay lost thirty points to twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Do we sack Fuzzy yep? Yeah? Have we sacked them already?
Speaker 3: I think yeah, we sacked Fuzzy. Yeah. Well do we
Speaker 3: sack raise it? Yeah? It's just put there's a pile on.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 3: They should have won that. I may know that as well.
Speaker 3: Seventeen ten at halftime, but then at first ten minutes
Speaker 3: of the second half, that's when they lost it. Those
Speaker 3: two quick tries to France just we're missing just a
Speaker 3: little bit of something something, It's hard to put your
Speaker 3: finger on it. But we own them in the scrum. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were fucking with them in the lineouts. We were
Speaker 3: nicking a lot of ball, but they were just pisting
Speaker 3: around and getting through on camroids, on roy Guard and
Speaker 3: disturbing that quick ball. And they did this and the
Speaker 3: Irish did the same, and I'm starting to think is
Speaker 3: it the laxing of the rules as the referee or
Speaker 3: is it us not being able to protect the ball
Speaker 3: because they just keep walking through the middle. It was
Speaker 3: just back pedaling the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cortiers had a hell of a night. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he had them the same thing earlier.
Speaker 3: And then some strange penalties from Dracula and the Georgian referee.
Speaker 3: Again we always get the Georgian referee and I don't
Speaker 3: know why. Yeah, strange decisions around. He pained sneakers for
Speaker 3: what time, wasting at the back of a rack ten
Speaker 3: meters out from our own line from a kickoff yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's like what why why would he be time wasting?
Speaker 3: He was just getting ready to box kick it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: out its strange. And then the neck role rule that
Speaker 3: didn't happen. Yeah, more was like what I think? I
Speaker 3: thought I just missed it, but no, No, they did
Speaker 3: a replay super slow. I replay. He was just clear,
Speaker 3: he's cleared the ruck. And then you had DuPont rolling
Speaker 3: around the ground holding his ribs waiting for a replay.
Speaker 3: So he's on the ground pretending foxing that he got
Speaker 3: injured so he could milk the replay for foul play,
Speaker 3: and nothing happened.
Speaker 1: He just got cleared out of the ruck. But that's
Speaker 1: not time wasting, no, So.
Speaker 3: I called him Puss after that. So Antoine Dupuss, who
Speaker 3: got out played in the first half by roy Guard.
Speaker 1: Well I wrote that down is roy Guard better than DuPont.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say. I wouldn't go that far because DuPont
Speaker 3: actually think he went to fullback in the second half
Speaker 3: because the other half back came on and he went
Speaker 3: either to fullback or wing. I can't remember. They just
Speaker 3: leave him out there. They just put a leaving. It
Speaker 3: doesn't matter me now, he's still class, but he didn't
Speaker 3: have a great first half, but he certainly didn't kind
Speaker 3: of stamp this mark in the second half. And I
Speaker 3: don't know, Yeah it was they'll know that. Allles will
Speaker 3: know that they they let that one slip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like the all backs up until the last
Speaker 1: World Cup were always just a chance to score from anywhere,
Speaker 1: and that's how they won. You know, even in that
Speaker 1: last twenty minutes, it's like, yeah, this is close. All
Speaker 1: they need is just that that one pass and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Will Jordan's into the backfield and we've
Speaker 1: won the game. And that isn't happening anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe I'm saying that because I had twenty
Speaker 1: dollars on Will Jordan anytime try screwer.
Speaker 3: I jumped in on the special any any half back,
Speaker 3: starting half back to score to three bars.
Speaker 1: I was like boom, yeah, oh that try was great.
Speaker 1: Just took DuPont's lollies and just boom. It was the
Speaker 1: kind of koala hag into an intercept. Ye, I've never
Speaker 1: seen that before, neither it was. It was what but
Speaker 1: that came off the back of a dominant scrum. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen a scrum fucked someone up like that in
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 3: To Mighty Williams was on fire, and again the Dracula
Speaker 3: keep resetting the scrum as opposed to Yeah, it's our
Speaker 3: advantage that he popped them up so many times and
Speaker 3: then he'd come back for a reset. I said, your
Speaker 3: recent we just owned them. It would just destroyed them.
Speaker 3: And that should, if anything, be adjudicated on vibe the vibers.
Speaker 1: We fucked them up. Our penalty, our penalty.
Speaker 3: If I have no idea about scrum penalties, I would
Speaker 3: challenge anyone to know what the exact rules are. So
Speaker 3: but you're right, the vibers were sucking the mark and
Speaker 3: they were doing their best to just disrupt it, and
Speaker 3: they would have been so happy with a reset. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then to Mighty Williams was just as confused, and
Speaker 3: I think he approached Dracula the the referee to ask
Speaker 3: him what's going on and lint and lint down, but
Speaker 3: lent straight into the the police body camdy cam footage.
Speaker 3: So there's a great shot of to Mighty Williams who
Speaker 3: looks like the world's biggest baby, like he's got his
Speaker 3: giant head and he's like looking sideways. It's the fish
Speaker 3: eye lens of the Mighty Williams talking to the referee. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I felt for them.
Speaker 1: I have asked Angus Tavl about that. Like I was like,
Speaker 1: it's like a scrum dice. He's like, bro, to be honest,
Speaker 1: it is before the games, they have a yarn with
Speaker 1: the refs, and the refs will tell them what they're
Speaker 1: looking for, and so it'll be things like if I
Speaker 1: see your elbow go down this way, if I see
Speaker 1: your back rounding instead of being straight, if your leagues
Speaker 1: are at a certain air goll blah blah blah, and
Speaker 1: so those are the cues that the referees are looking
Speaker 1: for to show that they've popped or they've lost this
Speaker 1: or whatever for me, or they go down, yeah, that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. And so they're looking for physical cues
Speaker 1: because it all happened so quickly, that's what they're basing
Speaker 1: it off. So he was like, the whole idea is
Speaker 1: to show the ref a good picture, as the term
Speaker 1: they is, so he's in the right position, and that's
Speaker 1: how you avoid getting thing. But he said even then,
Speaker 1: like you don't you don't know where they're looking. If
Speaker 1: they're looking at you at the right time. Blah blah blah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if we as fans and him as a player
Speaker 1: don't even really understand, like, it's not good for the game.
Speaker 3: No it's not. And there's a lot of chat around
Speaker 3: the scrumm resetting and all that kind of carry on.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a Georgian referee, to be fair. Yeah, he's always
Speaker 1: going to want to see more scrums.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loved a scrumb. Yeah, he loved a scrumb. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I mean, look, there's a couple of unusual decisions
Speaker 3: that went our way as well in that game. But
Speaker 3: the decision to kick three points is five minutes to go.
Speaker 3: How did you feel about that? Ah? I was in
Speaker 3: two minds. It was decisive from dog roll to do that,
Speaker 3: but then at backfired when they had to run one
Speaker 3: hundred meters to score yeah, at the end of the match. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So that's why I was struggled, and we struggled to
Speaker 3: return the kickoffs.
Speaker 1: We would always end up just way back down our
Speaker 1: own end and you're like, well hang on, we're just yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then we'd clear it and they'd have a line out
Speaker 3: on the twenty two. Yeah, so I think even that
Speaker 3: the fact that we struggled to get out of our
Speaker 3: twenty two from kickoffs would have signaled buckles to score
Speaker 3: a try here and put it out of put a
Speaker 3: get a bit of distance between us, so the French
Speaker 3: have to score try to beat us, not a penalty.
Speaker 1: You're right in some ways the last sort of five
Speaker 1: minutes some that game up, we were just pinned on
Speaker 1: our own line trying to score one hundred meter to
Speaker 1: try it. Yeah, and you know we're capable of it,
Speaker 1: but we just weren't able to do there. I agree
Speaker 1: with you. I think it was the right move. I
Speaker 1: think it's a test match you've got to get because
Speaker 1: all it would have taken is another penalty and now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden we'll get a game winning shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think. I mean, I obviously think the post
Speaker 1: should be taken off the field, but if this is
Speaker 1: how we're going to be playing rugby, then.
Speaker 3: Give you some shot. But one point away.
Speaker 1: They still had like ten twelve minutes left, I think.
Speaker 3: And how's the wheels on the French wing game? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, the scrum cap remote sevid piece did he
Speaker 3: what sevid piece looked like he was.
Speaker 1: Injured or something. He just gassed him for that try.
Speaker 1: I don't think severe is expected it at all. He
Speaker 1: knew where the guy was. I just don't think he
Speaker 1: knew how fast that dude is. Yeah, and when he
Speaker 1: basically walked past them and oh shit.
Speaker 3: Is rapid.
Speaker 1: He was man every kickchase. He was just lying down
Speaker 1: the sideline there. But yeah, I just think that all
Speaker 1: blocks just lacked the twist on the end of the
Speaker 1: punch there. A little bit disappointing, But to be honest,
Speaker 1: we're going to what next weekend Smack.
Speaker 3: Italy, Smack Italy on Sunday. I'm like, I thought they
Speaker 3: would have taken you know, three out of four games
Speaker 3: on this Northern tour. Yeah, pretty tough though, backing up
Speaker 3: in England, Ireland and then straight into France. Yeah, not
Speaker 3: as much as Wales have had a shitter where is well.
Speaker 1: They got humped fifty ten fifty to twenty against Australia.
Speaker 3: Eleventh straight defeat and doesn't get much better for them.
Speaker 3: They play South Africa next week.
Speaker 1: Got ours sick of whale has been a good rugby
Speaker 1: team as Australian rugby.
Speaker 3: Back seems like it I mean it seems like it.
Speaker 3: They've got their tails up. They have a couple of
Speaker 3: good wins over in the Northern Hemisphere. I hope it
Speaker 3: is because it's good for us. They're teams. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: is good for us.
Speaker 1: We as much as we hate it, we need the
Speaker 1: Australian Super Rugby teams and we need them to be
Speaker 1: good and we need people in Australia to give a
Speaker 1: shit about them for the competition to be in a
Speaker 1: better position at least financially.
Speaker 3: They've got good enough players.
Speaker 1: We're sort of talking about it last year when at
Speaker 1: the start of Super odd last season, the start of
Speaker 1: Super Rugby, the Aussie teams were good again and we're like,
Speaker 1: this is what we wanted and now we've got it
Speaker 1: and it sucks, but we need.
Speaker 3: To take it. They're good players.
Speaker 1: I think obviously Sly he's been great and there's a
Speaker 1: couple of games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good to them. Have a rock star Sally Like
Speaker 3: they needed someone to hang their hopes on and I
Speaker 3: think that that's him.
Speaker 1: I think Tom Wright is fucking tremendous. They're fallback. He
Speaker 1: is outstanding. He just looks like a sparky or something,
Speaker 1: some sort of trade but every time he touched it,
Speaker 1: He's got to touch the will Jordan's about him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just burst into the backfield. You're like, what did he
Speaker 1: really do?
Speaker 3: There was a swerve.
Speaker 1: So I think that back and I think it's good
Speaker 1: for world rugby, not just Super Rugby. Black Ops lost
Speaker 1: to Sri Lanka. I don't really care about that. The
Speaker 1: only the only reason I do care is because that
Speaker 1: means your league about three way from Friday.
Speaker 3: Small technicality here and I probably didn't communicate it this.
Speaker 3: I was actually one of the third one day at
Speaker 3: New Zealand to win. Oh you see the one on Sunday?
Speaker 3: Did I? I thought that was the third one? Damn it?
Speaker 3: When's the third one? I think it's tomorrow because for
Speaker 3: some reason I thought the second game was on Friday
Speaker 3: and the third one was on Sunday when I saw
Speaker 3: the schedule. That's my own, that's my own buck up.
Speaker 3: But if we win the third one, i'm i'm I'm
Speaker 3: I'm going to argue it. But the dat, I don't
Speaker 3: think anyone cares about that because in ten days time
Speaker 3: and I yeah, England series starts twenty eighth ye of November. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the first test down in christ hitch acc coverage
Speaker 3: live and free on I Heart Radio. So that's what
Speaker 3: everyone kids about. This one here seems like it's just
Speaker 3: a bit of a gap fellow, A little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 3: a little bit. I don't hear.
Speaker 1: Crockett doesn't travel well. And when they're over there, we
Speaker 1: don't really care unless it's under you. Unless it's under you,
Speaker 1: and unless we've just won two test matches, then we'll
Speaker 1: start giving a shit about the third one.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't agree. I don't love that one either.
Speaker 1: All Right, dude, we've got a couple of.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to attack this one.
Speaker 1: Did you see the footage of the marathon woman that
Speaker 1: was up on the story yesterday?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 3: Is it a marathon or is it a triathlon? I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we've got the audio here of the marathon.
Speaker 3: One hard as she could and she went falling. So
Speaker 3: what's happened here? Yes, as a you know, motorbikes follow
Speaker 3: all the runners and film them as they're going. She
Speaker 3: spotted there the cameraman on the back of the motorbike
Speaker 3: and has informed them that she has shared herself. Yes,
Speaker 3: and to not filming from behind. Yes, Listen, we listen
Speaker 3: to it again hard as she could, and she went
Speaker 3: fall in myself. It's a reasonable request.
Speaker 1: It is my question for you. You've done a few
Speaker 1: half marathons. Have you ever shoot yourself?
Speaker 3: Not during a half marathon? No, not during running. I've
Speaker 3: shut myself in general and that, but there was a
Speaker 3: medical issue. But I have not done it while physically exercising.
Speaker 1: But I do love how she just straight down the
Speaker 1: barrel of ship myself.
Speaker 3: I don't film by me.
Speaker 1: So a matter of fact, there is no sport you
Speaker 1: could get me to do where I would keep going
Speaker 1: after I ship myself.
Speaker 3: I know I was thinking that must be quite uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: You get terrible chafing.
Speaker 1: What's the I mean, I know you trained hard for it,
Speaker 1: and whatever. God, if I shit myself doing anything, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm done doing whatever it is that I'm doing about
Speaker 1: I'm going home. Yeah, I've shipped myself and going home.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone would begrudge you for a ben
Speaker 1: like Yet Famously, Matt Bell, form New Zealand cricketer, famously
Speaker 1: shared himself and his whites and it went all the
Speaker 1: way down and only stopped at the garters at the
Speaker 1: bottom of his whites. I mean, I guess if I'm betting.
Speaker 1: If I'm betting and I'm on ninety and I ship myself,
Speaker 1: I'll probably get to one hundred and retire.
Speaker 3: You certainly get rid of the close in fielders. Oh shit,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh god, he's shit himself.
Speaker 1: They bring on a spinner and they're closing on me
Speaker 1: because because I'm about to break crack the tent and
Speaker 1: then I deploy the feces and.
Speaker 3: Just clear the area.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that there'd be anything that I
Speaker 1: care about enough to keep going after I shit myself.
Speaker 3: And also yelling at a camera that you've shot yourself.
Speaker 3: The cameras rolling, I've got audio. Yeah, god bless it.
Speaker 3: She just didn't on the footage out. Yeah, that fair enough,
Speaker 3: and that's probably double down. It's probably worse than what
Speaker 3: the original footage would have been. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And just quickly on the social media front as well.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the American football toss that they're doing
Speaker 1: at the moment, So this is instead of a coin toss,
Speaker 1: they are flying a helicopter over the top of the
Speaker 1: field and then they drop a ball and then it's
Speaker 1: whoever can get the ball first, they get to kick off.
Speaker 1: I think this is brilliant. This is what I want
Speaker 1: to see from the NRL. You know how they want
Speaker 1: to ban or get rid of the kickoff. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: swap it with us. Then drop the ball. Both teams
Speaker 1: start on their own goal line. You drop the ball
Speaker 1: first player to get it. Like dodgeball. Dodgeball, Yeah, that's dodgeball.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love this. It's the only guessue I would
Speaker 3: have with it. A couple of issues.
Speaker 1: First of all, in New Zealand, you'd never get the
Speaker 1: clearance to fly a helicopter that close to the pitch.
Speaker 1: It would be a shit show from an OSH perspective.
Speaker 1: Second of all, if my captain got injured doing that
Speaker 1: instead of a toss, I'd be so pissed off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just like blue as Acol trying to get to
Speaker 1: the ball.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's maybe it's something else though, an armory silt
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, or a quiz like I got a
Speaker 3: couple of buzzers and intellectual quiz best of three. It's
Speaker 3: the whole game of two halves. Yeah, just sit up
Speaker 3: on a halfway with the buzzer Ben.
Speaker 1: It's just Laura McGoldrick deciding which side they go to.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start to take one more quick break.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we will get to yours please,
Speaker 1: yours please, because there's been so many of them across
Speaker 1: the weekend. But there's also been developments in the headphone saga.
Speaker 3: So we'll be right back to digest that.
Speaker 1: If you didn't listen to any of the podcasts last week,
Speaker 1: there's been allegations flying back and forth. Not back and forth,
Speaker 1: they all go in one direction, and the allegation has
Speaker 1: been that the Big Show is stealing our headphones.
Speaker 3: Now, one of the.
Speaker 1: Wildest paradoxes of working in radio is that there you
Speaker 1: will never find a radio station that has enough headphones.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no station ever has enough headphones, and our station
Speaker 1: is no different, despite the fact that we're not a
Speaker 1: radio station.
Speaker 3: But our headphones go walkies all the time. It's like
Speaker 3: kitchen community.
Speaker 1: Never have spoons, that's rights or forks, or they have
Speaker 1: forks but no spoons, spoons but no forks, blah blah knives.
Speaker 1: So we had accused the Big Show of stealing our headphones. Yep,
Speaker 1: they came back at us and said that we're a
Speaker 1: half assed podcast, but.
Speaker 3: Which is true.
Speaker 1: No, they're not wrong, but they didn't really deny the allegations.
Speaker 1: They then went on to say that they had blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. You know that's on them in the past,
Speaker 1: but now they don't. They hide their own headphones and
Speaker 1: if anyone it's not there. This is the latest update.
Speaker 1: This is what they had to say on their show
Speaker 1: on Friday. Now, there's something very obvious that has happening here.
Speaker 1: There's somebody else that does a radio show in between
Speaker 1: when we do it and when they go in to
Speaker 1: do the podcast, and that is the breakfast Show.
Speaker 3: The breakfast Show, correct, the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 5: Are the ones that are stealing your headphones every single
Speaker 5: day because they also steal ourt.
Speaker 3: I'm so pissed off by the allegations. I'm going to
Speaker 3: go in there and start stealing their headphones.
Speaker 5: I tell you what would pay them back? Then you
Speaker 5: should start going into that little office. Who've got to
Speaker 5: the side and start stealing all those bags of chips.
Speaker 3: I want to do that, now, start doing that. Just
Speaker 3: start doing it. Start doing that. No, start doing that
Speaker 3: right now? What do you want? He is Jason Hoyt
Speaker 3: is the biggest chip thief on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's to the point where Ella works out in
Speaker 1: the office. She is in charge of the chip stocks
Speaker 1: and she had to handwrite a sign and put it
Speaker 1: on the side of the stack of chips, please stop
Speaker 1: taking these chips for the snack of Chinese sports scholarship winners.
Speaker 1: And then in brackets looking at you, Jason.
Speaker 3: Hood and what do you know? Have you've seen the
Speaker 3: state of those boxes. It's like a rat has been
Speaker 3: in them.
Speaker 1: And that rat goes by the name of Jason Hoyt.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, like, just be slightly more subtle
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: You could have opened the box with a knife and
Speaker 3: put it put the box back so it looks like
Speaker 3: no one's in there, but it's just all torn open. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean the burglars have been through. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: So okay, he skin revenge by eating less and there's chips.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 1: Also revenge on what you take our headphones and then
Speaker 1: you get revenge on us for what Yeah, chips.
Speaker 3: What I will say is I agree with them. I was.
Speaker 1: Misdirected accusations because they use our studio. Look, they come
Speaker 1: and use our studio, then our headphones are gone. You know,
Speaker 1: don't they have a bank held it olf family? I
Speaker 1: think cut that out. It it is. It's it's the
Speaker 1: Breakfast Show. And I know that it is because I
Speaker 1: came in this morning. Would you fucking believe it? The
Speaker 1: headphones are gone. So I go into the studio. Sure enough,
Speaker 1: they're in the bloody Hodaki studio and I go, rud it,
Speaker 1: have you bloody taken a hit?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, many, I was going to bring them back. I
Speaker 1: just got caught up doing this.
Speaker 3: Mother. I don't mind if you take them.
Speaker 1: Just bring them back because we, you know, are now
Speaker 1: involved in the stoush with the Big Show. Then're now
Speaker 1: going to start stealing our headphones and our chips. Now
Speaker 1: they've got beef in two between Breakfast and the Big Show,
Speaker 1: so it's all gone.
Speaker 3: Tet's up.
Speaker 1: I'd like to arsue a formal apology to the Big Show.
Speaker 1: It's not you, it's Breakfast. It's fucking Breakfast. So look,
Speaker 1: I think the beef squash from my end at lea.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, but if if we touches those chips again,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sweep the leg. All right.
Speaker 1: It as a Monday. We've got so many to get through.
Speaker 1: We can only get through a handful. Let's get to
Speaker 1: yours please.
Speaker 3: Yours please.
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Speaker 3: Team, thirty eight Tom The Agenda Podcast. We go to
Speaker 3: the lines, now yours please. There's just sitting here watching
Speaker 3: the rubber.
Speaker 5: I can't help but notice Raisor Robinson has got some.
Speaker 3: Very dark, baggy looking eyes at that moment. Has he been
Speaker 3: bitten by the vampire? Yeah, well potentially potentially. Look the
Speaker 3: Georgian referee has looked dangerously like like a vampire. Yes,
Speaker 3: I know, but he's desperately hold onto that here, isn't he? Yes,
Speaker 3: He's going to have to let go of it at something.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, and this is each man's individual decision
Speaker 1: to make. I don't want to besmirch anyone who's you know,
Speaker 1: currently facing that decision. But there is a point where
Speaker 1: it's becoming it's almost trump esque at this point, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because it's starting to sweep around
Speaker 1: a little bit in every interview you see him, the
Speaker 1: first five minutes of him fucking with his fringe for
Speaker 1: a bit. Just take it to the woodshed, Raiser, you're
Speaker 1: the all Blacks coach man. When no one's going to
Speaker 1: know any less of you what he needed to do.
Speaker 1: He's missed opportunity here. It was before his first game.
Speaker 1: Take it to the woodshed, just buzz and then be like, right,
Speaker 1: this is a signal to the country. I'm here taking
Speaker 1: this seriously. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. He may
Speaker 1: have been bitten by the vampire. Another call here, yours, please.
Speaker 3: Get our lads.
Speaker 4: Troy here from the Tron. Just touching on that comment
Speaker 4: around getting a camel for some savi's last test in Hamilton.
Speaker 4: At worst, you could probably get a nil packer or
Speaker 4: a lama as long as it's fucking sexy, let's be honest, Ture.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean, but you've got little l ambniium. Some
Speaker 3: say he looks like an ol packer, so it's kind
Speaker 3: of I don't know. Wouldn't want to go into Jimy
Speaker 3: nishrom territory with an ol packer.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. That is a good point. They
Speaker 1: are Kamelod's. They are from the same species of animal
Speaker 1: pseudo ruminants three stomach chambers as opposed to the usual
Speaker 1: four that you're finding cows and other ruminants. But I
Speaker 1: don't think I think it has to be a camel.
Speaker 1: He's the sixty camel. He's not the sixy Lama, the
Speaker 1: six packer. Have you seen a camel in Newsyand I.
Speaker 3: Said this last week. I don't think I had. Nah,
Speaker 3: I don't think I have.
Speaker 1: We came very very close to sharing a camel at
Speaker 1: one point in my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really wanted to.
Speaker 1: And the guy who managed the farm said, yep, tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: if you guys are up to it, share that camel.
Speaker 1: Where was this in the UK? And then the owner
Speaker 1: came down the next hour. I was like, no, do
Speaker 1: not share my camel.
Speaker 3: Fair enough I saw.
Speaker 1: I walked into the paddic and there was this giant
Speaker 1: hay like pile of Hey, you know there's old school
Speaker 1: piles of hay, and then stood up.
Speaker 3: It was the camel.
Speaker 1: It was fucking enormous and I'm thankful that we didn't
Speaker 1: have to share it because Alarma tossed me clean across
Speaker 1: a cage one day.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we don't need to share a camel. You don't
Speaker 3: need to share Alarma either.
Speaker 1: But the other one was a tapier. We're at a
Speaker 1: zoo and Wales and they were like, our tapia is
Speaker 1: really struggling he's just.
Speaker 3: Rolling around England and with a pair of shears. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one day I forgot to shut the boot and
Speaker 1: all the shears fell across one of the main major highways,
Speaker 1: brought it to his knees. Anyway, our thing was, we're
Speaker 1: not going to say no to anything that you want
Speaker 1: us to shout. I gotta I gotta be honest. I
Speaker 1: for Tapia was on the resume. It would be hilarious.
Speaker 3: But no.
Speaker 1: So I've seen camels in a lot of different places. Ever,
Speaker 1: have I seen one in New Zealand. I don't think Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even think they've got any of the zoo,
Speaker 1: certainly not at the Awuklands Zoo.
Speaker 3: I did a Google search and it is supposedly in
Speaker 3: New Zealand. There are no camels in New Zealand. Ah,
Speaker 3: so that means we're gonna have to go look sharp
Speaker 3: and buy one of those like those inflatable costumes two men, yeah,
Speaker 3: or the one with the inflatable where it's at the
Speaker 3: front and you're the back legs, you know, and you're
Speaker 3: the camera. Yeah. Yeah, So they might have to go
Speaker 3: full comedy.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of a two man camel situation,
Speaker 1: and they release us out under the pitch in Hamilton.
Speaker 3: It's very top gun. Yeah, monty python. But anyway, someone
Speaker 3: reach out.
Speaker 1: If anyone's seeing a camel in New Zealand, there must
Speaker 1: be one, mustn't there a camel?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know when I see top top secret,
Speaker 3: top secret, when they when they do the cow and
Speaker 3: the ball comes and hums them and then a calf
Speaker 3: comes and see. Anyway, I believe.
Speaker 1: Australia has the second largest population of camel's outside of
Speaker 1: the Middle East.
Speaker 3: So should get one over Yeah, we could get one.
Speaker 3: It must be a taxi doomied one somewhere, stuffed camel.
Speaker 1: Well, but do we have the rights for that lane,
Speaker 1: because of course we have to give the hawk back.
Speaker 3: Because native so we can put casters on it and
Speaker 3: as we let around the ground. Okay, there must be.
Speaker 1: Someone help us out here. We're just tune in looking
Speaker 1: for a camel, all right, that's help us out. A
Speaker 1: couple want to get to yours.
Speaker 2: You absolute muppets.
Speaker 5: Sharp knives or knives that you want to keep sharp,
Speaker 5: do not go on the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: They get hand washed.
Speaker 3: The dishwashing cycles away.
Speaker 5: Them and then you end up with a fucking glove knife.
Speaker 2: Jesus, have you were you taught nothing?
Speaker 3: Fuck South canabary? Okay, what kind of dishwasher blunts are? Blade?
Speaker 4: Spart?
Speaker 3: Water around and around it at at pace? Yeah, so
Speaker 3: water at pace blunts a knife.
Speaker 1: No not in my experience. The only thing that blunts
Speaker 1: a knife is hitting salt like steels or bones.
Speaker 3: So do you think, well they're talking about there is
Speaker 3: potentially if you chuck a sharp knife and amongst the
Speaker 3: other utensils, Yes, and they're banging against each other. Definitely. Okay.
Speaker 1: A guy came into Hodaki one day and he was
Speaker 1: a knife sharp knit.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I can't remember. He was the knife
Speaker 3: blacks was he? He might have been a knife black
Speaker 3: got the bonus then, yeah, he's on boning champions.
Speaker 1: But uh And he was saying he oh, because I
Speaker 1: actually asked them if he could sharpen my knives for me,
Speaker 1: because he had a whitstone with them. Anyway, he said,
Speaker 1: well I can, but the thing is you're just going
Speaker 1: to put them back in the drawer with all your
Speaker 1: other knives and then they're gonna end up dull. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's a good point, so I
Speaker 1: don't put my knives and my sharp knives with my
Speaker 1: other knives. But I do put them in the distruction.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. That fine, that's fine. They're still
Speaker 1: sharp as fuck. Yeah, you can shave your arm with them.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think they're fine. But I knew that
Speaker 1: would pass a lot of people off to hear that.
Speaker 1: I just toss them in the dishwasher. There that one
Speaker 1: one more, call it yours bits.
Speaker 6: If there's one thing I know how to do, it's
Speaker 6: be a petty little bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: So here's how you get the big show for your
Speaker 6: headphone theft. You get some black grease, a really little
Speaker 6: bit of your finger and just rub it around the
Speaker 6: aircups so when they put it on the areas, then
Speaker 6: we lift with a big black fucking a ring on
Speaker 6: the side of your head and getting grease off yourself,
Speaker 6: especially on your face. It's a non newsy job. They're
Speaker 6: gonna be looking.
Speaker 3: Like pillocks all day anyway.
Speaker 2: Who fuck South.
Speaker 1: Canterbury brilliant, brilliant, And the thing I love so much
Speaker 1: about that is we put it on our own headphones
Speaker 1: so that whoever it is that's stealing it, it's like
Speaker 1: a it's a perfect crime because only the person who
Speaker 1: steals them will be impacted.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a fairly nuclear option though, isn't it, Because
Speaker 3: that's the headphone's done, that's our own headphones. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well now we've got the decoy set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, put them in there. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: It's the old school binoculars, color around the binoculars trick.
Speaker 3: I think we'll have to do.
Speaker 1: But the problem is what's going to happen is a
Speaker 1: guest will come into the Hierarchy Breakfast Show and we'll
Speaker 1: be collateral damage and we'd have to apologize to the
Speaker 1: un for a.
Speaker 3: Year because I've been putting them on. And they'll be
Speaker 3: in the car wash as well. Yeah it'll be someone.
Speaker 3: It'll be someone famous the Yeah, someone that's just launched
Speaker 3: a book.
Speaker 1: They come through, like the other day, if Neil Wagner
Speaker 1: had to come through and we bloody ambushed him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden, he's going to go
Speaker 1: into the Hits, He's going to go to Coast, got
Speaker 1: to go on Breakfast.
Speaker 3: T the Covin and Grease, Coven and Grease.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to take the risk for finding the headphone's gone.
Speaker 3: One more time. I'm willing to take the risk.
Speaker 1: All right, that'll do us for a Monday edition of
Speaker 1: the Agenda Podcast. Thank you very much for tuning in,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back again tomorrow for a Tuesday episode
Speaker 1: of the Gender Podcast.
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