WEBVTT - "At What Age Could You Beat Mike Tyson?" 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.240 Live from the Export Big AD's studio. I brought to 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:04.320 here is always by Export Ultra, the bear for here. 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:07.680 This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the eighteenth of November. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:12.840 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.240 brought to you by Next Sport a Vulture. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.200 I guess we'd better start with a quick gear check 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.200 as it's the eighteenth of November. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:23.760 Are we were still in gear? Are we in neutral yet? Oh? 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:28.120 I'm in neutral. I'm well and truly in neutral because 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.159 once the Christmas first Christmas party invite comes in in 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.519 the first kind of Christmas and it's the fucking goddamn 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:38.519 Santa Parade next weekend in Auckland and Devinport as well, 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.240 there's one where I live. So that to me signals 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.840 chuck it in neutral. I'll kick it to twenty five. 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.159 Yeah, I am at the misfortune of ending up at 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.720 two malls across the weekend. Oh and both of them 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.400 had carols playing. One of them had Santa walking up 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.840 and down with his whole troop doing their thing. Oh yeah, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:01:01.720 they're playing hip hop remixes of Christmas songs or Christmas remixes. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.480 Of hip hop songs. Walking around dancing. It was awful. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.720 Yeah, it was bad. The kids love it though. They 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.680 see Santa there and they're like, oh, this is awesome. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.160 And I was like, I need to get all my 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.760 Christmas shopping done now. Never never go into another moll again. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.680 Well, you've got Black Friday coming up and what Cyber Monday? 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.720 So I diduce? You do it all in? Yeah online 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:24.160 over those three days we've got we'll have some specials 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.080 on our shop as well for those of you who 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.600 want to get stuck into some pretty mean deals. Yep. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.319 I'm thinking it's going to be a sec gear for 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.119 everyone in my family this year. City of the Ship 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.360 Hats stea of the Ship Hats books for those that 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:37.800 can read. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:43.200 Yeah, wdz w dwz w D forty out weak hats. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.600 You know, party shits. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:49.919 Export parties, Yeah, party shot, stack of chaining chips, big nuts, 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:51.360 big nuts, all that kind of stuff. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.360 Let's start right at the top. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.640 The thing everyone's talking about, Mike Tyson v Jake Paul 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:58.520 on Saturday afternoon. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.000 Where did you watch it? Did you watch it? 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:00.240 Yeah? 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.960 Of course I watched it. I mean it was a pantomime, 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:04.040 wasn't it. It was always going to be fuck well, 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.400 I mean, why did we think it was going to 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.440 be anything other than that? 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.120 Yeah, because it's Mike Tyson that's why. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.280 Yeah, and this element of what the fuck could happened? 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.360 But yeah, yeah, I tell you what, though he had 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.160 every twelve year old juiced up around our neighborhood. They 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.520 all knew about it. They all wanted to watch it. Yeah, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.320 they all wanted there was the entrance levels were widespread. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:25.320 Even my eight year old sat down and watched two 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.760 of the undercard fights and the actual fight. Like it was. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:29.680 I watched the whole car. 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:29.960 I mean. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:31.160 The thing is it was on Netflix. 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.240 So if you've got Netflix, which everyone does, Yeah, that's nothing. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.720 Just chuck it on. Tell you what they don't back 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.399 and drink every time they say Netflix on Netflix coverage. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.600 Holy shit, it was just one big ad oh one 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.480 hundred percent clever, get suck you in and then just 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:49.040 hit you with Netflix content. Yeah. No, it was great. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.560 I mean if it was a Friday night, I probably 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:51.880 wouldn't have watched it, but the fact that it was 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.160 Saturday afternoon I had nothing else on, so you might 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.160 as well sit around and watch it and watch it. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:56.440 I did. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.040 I watched from from the get go from two o'clock 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.440 when when it tipped off, the coverage was weird. They 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.200 at the start of the coverage, they crossed this girl 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.839 down on the like red carpet sort of and she said, 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.160 I'll have all the interviews for you. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.080 Throughout the night, I never saw her again. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.280 I don't know if there was a technical issue, if 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.200 they didn't get any interviews, I don't know, but you 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.400 just did not see her again until right at the 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:18.240 end she went an interview. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:22.760 Shack, oh yes, I saw that, and Gronk and Gronk yeah, yeah, 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.800 and they and they had a cap They had Ralph 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.160 Maccio because I bring up a new series of Cobra Kai. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.959 So they showed them in the crowd like three times, yeah, 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.920 and then played the trailer for Cobra Kai the next series. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.160 Is that exclusive to Netflix. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.840 Yeah, it was a big I quite liked the Netflix, 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.520 you know, having a live sporting event on Netflix. I'd 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.640 love it if the NBA was on there. Just so 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.840 easy to chuck on, you know. So that was and 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.120 that's why everyone watched it. And again, like you said, now, 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.320 in hindsight, we're all looking at it going, well, yeah, fuck, 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.480 he's fifty eight. It's it's when before we were going 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.200 into the fight, I was like, I just watched fifty 0:03:59.240 --> 0:03:59.800 four year old. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:00.600 Brian are a bat. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.000 Yeah I don't think I don't think this guy can 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.000 do it. And so it's easy to sit here and 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.080 say in hindsight though, like, oh, we all knew he 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:08.440 was going. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:08.760 To be ship. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.880 You didn't we all? We all bought into it. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.240 Yeah, we well hope, we were all just hoping that 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.760 Mike Tyson had one punch and knock the fuck out 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:19.920 of Paul. Yeah, and he is. He's the ultimate heel. Like, yeah, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:23.200 the crowd boot him when he came out, and so 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:27.120 I wasn't the only one, no, that detested him. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.560 That's that was the whole thing. He made everyone want 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:30.840 to see him get knocked out. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.880 Yeah, and he got to be Yeah, that's marketing gene. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.120 Apparently he's a punish of it. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.960 Yeah, apparently Mike Tyson got twenty mil for the fight. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:41.680 I'll tell you what, he can use that twenty mil 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:46.520 and maybe do some squats. Mind you, that's a fifty 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:47.240 eight year old ass. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.080 We saw that is a fifty eight year old that 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.080 video you would have seen it as the most viral 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.760 thing to come out of. It was just the fun. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.200 It was like an episode of the Office. It was 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.280 like like a Leehart skit. Yeah, Like it was just 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.160 this interview. He's Ernest Envy with a sunny kiss him 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.120 on the cheek, turns around and he's going to ask 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:04.839 hanging out. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.080 It's got a bang. He's got a jock strap on. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.440 He's got a jock strap on. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.359 I was just discussing the shape of his ass with 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:12.839 Tony Lyle out in the office. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:13.080 There. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.880 Tony City wasn't he was, you know, he gave a 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.800 good account of himself. I said, I'd like a bit 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.480 more definition. I know that's a fifty eight year old man, 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.640 but that's a fifty eight year old Mike Tyson. It's 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.080 not a fifty eight year old and Ice. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:26.960 You wanted you wanted a bit more, bit more fluff 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.160 in those pillows. Yeah, yeah, I did want a bit 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.440 more fluff on the pillows. And I think that's that's 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.040 what let them down. 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.040 It was clear as legs weren't there, you know, in 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.800 that fight, and I think that's probably the part that 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:37.440 let him down. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.559 It was still a highlight for me. Yeah, that and 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:45.279 the undercard, the Irish woman and the Katy Taylor portor 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:45.800 is it put the. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.560 Ricin Amanda Taylor Amanda Serranos. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.279 Yeah, they absolutely club the shit out of each other. 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.360 And the most controversial decision of the night, it was 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.360 it was everything that's wrong with boxing. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.800 Yeah, the girl was hid butting her throughout the fight 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:00.600 and you could call it on city or whatever. The 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.720 certain points she did get a point docked. The other 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.520 girl hit one hundred and seven more punches than her, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.280 and it was a unanimous decision for Katie Taylor. It 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.559 was like, this is why boxing one of the reasons 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:12.400 why boxing so hard to watch. You can watch a 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.000 fight and be like, that girl won and then they 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:15.839 just rob her. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.440 And then at one particular moment post fight when the 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.440 commentators mentioned saying about how far the woman's sports come, 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:25.719 and right next to her was two ring girls with 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.400 the fakest, biggest cans you've ever seen, just standing there 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.920 not contributing at all. Everything. Well I feel like they 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.440 were contributing. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.600 Everything's bigger in Texas, Oh my god. And they were like, 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.240 what I want is in the background two women, four 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.960 of the largest fake breasts have you ever seen in 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:41.520 your life? 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.560 Shrink wrapped. I want them oiled. I left them glittered. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.360 I got some I got some more good questions from 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.720 my eight year old because he was like, it was 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.000 sitting there and now just in the background doing nothing, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.839 and he was kind of like, I've met my wife 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.200 going on that's not okay, and him just going, why 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:05.000 are they so swollen? And I was like, they must 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:10.320 be breastfeeding biological. I mean they've got kids at home 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.920 and breastfeeding and you know, milk and gorgeous the breast 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.840 and stuff. And obviously that just totally threw them and 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.880 just okay what he didn't want any He didn't go 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:23.040 down any He's only eight, so that made total sense. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:27.600 The thirteen fourteen year old did any explaining the twelve 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:28.080 year old. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.320 Twelve year old, he thinks he's nineteen, it looks like 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:35.000 he's sixt there, so a great argument with him about 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.640 why he couldn't go to the pub with five of 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.040 his mates at two o'clock and watch the fight. If 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:42.520 you try having an argument with the twelve year old 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.160 about you can't go to the pub, so you can't 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.120 go to the pub and one of the background, his 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.920 mate in the background goes it's a kid's pub. I 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:55.080 mean there's a kid's the area. I'm like, there's no 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.560 such thing as a kid's pub. Okay, one of the 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.480 dads was there and that's the reason they wanted to 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.640 go in there, Like that is unfair on that dad 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.080 to be and yeah, with twelve year olds, and they 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.120 all thought it started at two, and I said, it 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:09.200 doesn't start till after five. Events starts at too, So 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.240 they wanted to hit the pub. They wanted to hear 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.000 the boozer at two because they would have been blind, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:17.600 drunk or wasted on coca cola. Anyway, have an argument 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.160 with the twelve year olds on what a kid that 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.760 the kid's past doesn't exist. It was one of the 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.040 more awkward conversations I've ever had any Eventually convince them, 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.240 they all around on Mate's face, got pizza and ate 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.720 it and watched it there. Luckily I didn't have to 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:34.559 answer those questions around the swollen Yeah, yeah, the bristfeeding situation. Situation, 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:39.360 But that was that was very very Texas. Everything's burgger 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.439 in Texas. Yeah, I loved that. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.520 The commentators while they were doing that, we're talking about 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.720 how far the woman's game has come, and it's really 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.079 legitimized it and all the stuff that Jake Paul's done 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.360 to put these two women on the map, and you 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.120 know what woman's boxing is all about. And then in 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.800 the just the whole time they're talking just four of 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.920 the burgest ones you've ever said in your life, just 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:01.000 hanging out. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.679 Not and not no, not contributing, not even holding out 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.720 ring card, no, no job. The one thing they were 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:08.600 just standing there. Yeah. 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.920 The one thing they were doing that was quite impressive 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:13.800 was smiling without stopping for the entire time. It was like, 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.719 that would have been tough. Yeah, then my messages got home. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.360 She was like, no, the botox into that position. They 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.679 can't stop smiling if they tried. The only time they 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.560 came close to breaking was old Amanda sad Anal. Her 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.960 eye was cut to the point where she could just 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:32.080 about see through the car. It was so gross, and 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.840 she the one of the ring girls, caught a glimpse 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.439 of it when she turned her head and you could 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.600 see her just like once for a second. But then no, no, no, 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.840 gott to keep the smile going. So that was Yeah, 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.880 that that fight was good. There was another. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:49.000 The first fight of the thing was those guys. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.120 They were good, but there was one before them, and 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.800 it was like a Brazilian tektoker versus Indian genuine. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.920 It was just it was just average. But yeah, but 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:59.880 you've summed it up quite here in this first point 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:00.880 you've got in front of me. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.200 Yeah, we'll got honey dicked. Yeah, we got honey dick 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:04.839 big time. And I don't think it will happen again. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:09.240 Although I did say that about Brian Laura. I don't 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.040 think that anyone's going to sign up to watch him. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.160 I mean, I don't know who else it would be anyway, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:15.679 but I don't think anyone's going to sign up to 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:16.880 watch a fifty or old do anything. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.600 And I enjoy the memes coming out about him challenging 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.280 Muhammad Ali. Next Joe Biden. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.760 Joe Biden, Yes, yeah, you could tell from the get Girl, 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.640 like his walkout, he didn't look the same. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:28.840 What about Floyd Mayweather? 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.080 That wouldn't be bad. Floyd still got it. Yeah, he 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.760 can still throw a hand. Lloyd's a bit younger. I 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.880 think he's on he turned fifty, I think. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:39.480 Or Connor McGregor. Yeah, Jack Paul, although that's. 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:44.280 Heavyweight, that is a massive size difference. Tell you what, 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.720 I just said I'm not going to get Honey dicked again. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.760 If he called out David Toutt, I'd watch that. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.200 David was probably the same age as Mike. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.120 Yeah, be a little bit younger, but he's still fighting. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.320 What about the Mountain Oyster Shane Cameron if he yeah, 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.280 I'd watch that too. I'd watch that too. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:03.080 Uh. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.199 What age do you think? 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.640 We talked about this with Lebron James a couple of 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.320 months ago. What age do you think Mike Tyson would 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.000 have to be before you Mike Lane could beat him 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.960 in a fight. So right now he's fifty eight, eighty eighty? Yeah, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.480 you'd go eighty. But I have to stay the same 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.160 age as I am. Now, yeah, you're you right? 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:19.400 Yeah? 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.400 Okay, yeah, well that takes a point. What old man 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.400 would you like to beat up? 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.240 Would you consider Hosking an old man? 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:32.800 Yep, yeah, he's older. They've seen more old enough, he's older. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:37.760 I think Seam was almost the same age as Yeah, 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:39.800 any particular old man you'd want to give a hiding team? 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:45.800 Oh yeah, right now, Jason Hoyt. We'll get into that 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.280 later in the podcast as well. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.319 I see how we mentioned Mary Deki potentially him in 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:53.839 the ring. But Mary's a great guy. I don't want 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.400 to I don't want to fight him. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.200 What about what about like as he was growing up? 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:02.600 Could you have been in a fourteen year old Mike Tyson? 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:03.959 No way, A tin. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:07.400 Tin and how am I am? My same age? 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:07.839 Now? 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:11.079 Are you right now? I don't know. Actually they can 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.360 throw hands quite quickly. Yeah, and they're quite fat, They're 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.000 very fat. They'll go old. Yeah, I have to. I 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:21.040 definitely have to just get in close quarters. Eight, I'd 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:24.880 smack him, absolutely, smack him around as an eight year old. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:28.199 Okay, so between the ages of fourteen and eighty there, 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.040 don't touch him. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.840 Don't touch him. I don't touch Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.560 I completely agree with you. I don't know. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.240 I don't even know if eighty I was saying, like 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.679 Lebron would have I don't think there's any age Lebron 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.280 wouldn't beat me in a basketball game. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.040 He's going to beat me every age. Yeah, I think 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.559 I'm the same with Tyson. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:48.600 Tyson's biggest product, Like, if that was a wheelchair boxing match, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.600 he would have wasted Jake. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.360 I think it was just he was running around the ring, 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:53.160 wasn't he. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.360 His legs which there was no power in his legs 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:55.840 at all. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.800 And he came out, He's come out and said that 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.640 he didn't want to knockout Mike Tyson. Like get that. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:05.360 Yeah, I did think that was gonna happen. Though I 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.839 made a bit of money on him not knocking Tyson out. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.920 I was like, I think, like he wants to be hated, 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.640 but not that much. Yeah, you know, because someone someone 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.560 likened it, like to put it in a basketball perspective, 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:21.600 it would be like watching Michael Jordan now getting crossed 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.880 up by mister Beast. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:25.679 If he was to knock him out. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.960 You know, we're just ruin your your memory of it. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.000 Does this change how you see how you remember Mike Tyson? 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.679 Not really, No neither, because he's fifty eight and he's 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:34.520 still a badass. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:34.840 Yeah. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.760 Like, and you watch some of that footage of him 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.480 and the youngest ever heavyweight champion of the world. He 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.880 was fucking psycho. It was the way he did it too. Yeah, 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:47.320 and he's obviously chilled out. He's discovered psilocybin and weed, yep, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.480 and he's basically on a diet of that. He's got 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.480 his own marijuana farm and factory and brand. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.160 He was selling THHC gummies in the shape of an ear. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.160 That's good, so you could chill on them. That's good. 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.920 So like so he's found a new zen and found 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.400 a new way of chilling out. So now it doesn't 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.400 change the way for me. I still think he'll make 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.320 hundreds of cameos and movies ou till he dies. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:12.040 Yeah, one hundred percent. No, it doesn't change it for 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.760 me either. What it does change is I won't be 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:17.080 watching another one of those those sort of things live. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.240 But the thing is the next one he'll find someone. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.600 It'll be kind of McGregor or something like that, and 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.240 I'll get fucking sucking back in again. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.600 Yeah. I just want to see how it goes. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:27.760 All right, let's take quick break and come back and 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.880 talk some of the other sports that happened across the weekend. 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.760 All right, it was an absolute sporting binge across the weekend, 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.320 at least for me and the Snacker Chaney Sports Scholarship 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.320 with binge watching sport is a sport is still running 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.000 to enter text chip to three two three six follow 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:45.920 the link. You could be in to win the Ultimate 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:50.240 ACC Prize pack. Snack Chaney The Ultimate Sports Watching Chip. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:50.680 I reckon. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.560 It's because they can handle a dip. They tasty enough 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:57.080 on their own. They handle a dip like no other chip. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.920 Oh yeah, look, Leehart's done a lot of stupid things 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.160 in his life, a lot. This is not one of them. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.720 This is not one of them. They are the best 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.120 chips of the market, So legend has it. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.800 He went in to talk to them about what kind 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:08.360 of chips he wanted to make, and they said, what 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.240 kind of chip do you want? He said, what can 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.160 you do and they said, well, we can kittle fry. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:15.120 They said, what's your best sellers. Yeah, crunkle cuts, we 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.160 got the extra thick. We can do this. And he goes, 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.560 could you do all of that to one chip and 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.960 they said, we've never thought to try it. And out 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.720 of that was born snaked Chan naka Chanky. So that's 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:29.720 why it's the best of all. Yeah, genius genius Hardie 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.280 Albeck Stay lost thirty points to twenty nine. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.480 Do we sack Fuzzy yep? Yeah? Have we sacked them already? 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.680 I think yeah, we sacked Fuzzy. Yeah. Well do we 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.000 sack raise it? Yeah? It's just put there's a pile on. 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:42.640 Nah. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.800 They should have won that. I may know that as well. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:49.040 Seventeen ten at halftime, but then at first ten minutes 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.240 of the second half, that's when they lost it. Those 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:55.320 two quick tries to France just we're missing just a 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.800 little bit of something something, It's hard to put your 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.960 finger on it. But we own them in the scrum. Yeah, 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.520 we were fucking with them in the lineouts. We were 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.960 nicking a lot of ball, but they were just pisting 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:10.640 around and getting through on camroids, on roy Guard and 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.200 disturbing that quick ball. And they did this and the 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.440 Irish did the same, and I'm starting to think is 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.360 it the laxing of the rules as the referee or 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.760 is it us not being able to protect the ball 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.680 because they just keep walking through the middle. It was 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:24.920 just back pedaling the whole time. 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.600 Yeah, Cortiers had a hell of a night. Yeah, and 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.400 he had them the same thing earlier. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.920 And then some strange penalties from Dracula and the Georgian referee. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:34.840 Again we always get the Georgian referee and I don't 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:39.360 know why. Yeah, strange decisions around. He pained sneakers for 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.800 what time, wasting at the back of a rack ten 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.240 meters out from our own line from a kickoff yeah, 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.440 and it's like what why why would he be time wasting? 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.680 He was just getting ready to box kick it. Yeah, 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.000 out its strange. And then the neck role rule that 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:56.920 didn't happen. Yeah, more was like what I think? I 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.080 thought I just missed it, but no, No, they did 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.520 a replay super slow. I replay. He was just clear, 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:05.480 he's cleared the ruck. And then you had DuPont rolling 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:08.000 around the ground holding his ribs waiting for a replay. 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.520 So he's on the ground pretending foxing that he got 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.920 injured so he could milk the replay for foul play, 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:13.719 and nothing happened. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.680 He just got cleared out of the ruck. But that's 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.400