1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: And here I'm enjoying your boots, you know, am I 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: is it a question you telling me you were enjoying 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: what I just did. 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 2: Something just came out of my mouth. I didn't even 5 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,239 Speaker 2: know what I did. 6 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 3: The University of Texas longhorns. Hook them. 7 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 4: I mean interesting that they've got it, so it's a 8 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 4: university of tech. These are cowboy boots worth a Tixan 9 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 4: heel as opposed to the Cuban hill slight slight angle 10 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 4: on the Texan hill right, and and they've got the 11 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 4: monogram of the University of Texas on the front of them, 12 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 4: on the shin with a whole lot of other pilarbor 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 4: you know, sort of almost looks like palm trees. And 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 4: then eighteen eighty three established eighteen eighty three at the 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 4: top part of them. And then it says hook em, 16 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 4: hook them. And I wouldn't have thought that a university 17 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 4: should be advocating violence. 18 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 3: Hook them. I think you hooked the horns there. I 19 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 3: don't know. Do you hook deer. It's not like smash, 20 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 3: it's like hook them, bro hook them. 21 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: Well, it was pointed out to me yesterday that at 22 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: first glance, it looks like it says hooker on my boots. 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: It does, and they do look like and they do 24 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: make me look like. This is the problem about the 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: cowboy boots. This was on my radar as soon as 26 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: we got to Texas. I wanted to buy They said, legit, 27 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: cowboy boots. I've done that, but I don't want to 28 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: wear them with because dudes don't really wear shorts over here. 29 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: They wear jeans. But it's thirty three degrees out there. 30 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 1: I put the jeans on yesterday and I was like, no, 31 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: absolutely not. He'd take them off again. So yeah, I 32 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: don't know. I can I just wear a pair of 33 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: stubbies and cowboy boots doesn't seem kosher, does it. 34 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 2: No, it's an interesting question. I saw a few of 35 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: them yesterday, people with shorts and shorts and boots. 36 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 3: Yeah. 37 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 2: But Lewis he wore his shorts and boots is We 38 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 2: were going to the restaurant and he got a few 39 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 2: boots from. 40 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 3: A few locals. 41 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 4: I don't know if it was kind of sitting like 42 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 4: I think. I don't think Americans do sacism, No they don't, 43 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 4: So I think they were genuinely like, like great great boots. 44 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. The Agenda Podcast, Texas Edition brought to you by 45 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,559 Speaker 3: Export Ultra. 46 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: Anyway, we had our first at the festival yesterday Austin 47 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 2: City limits incredible, I mean here, yeah, quite something. 48 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 3: We got a dangerously lost uber driver. Yes, he took 49 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 3: us to the wrongs. 50 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: I think what he was trying to do was get 51 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: us as close to the door as he possibly could. 52 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 3: But what he ended up doing was drive us around 53 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 3: to the back of the park. 54 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, via what you would say is suburban Austin. That 55 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 4: was a tour of suburban Austin. We ended up going 56 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 4: a long way around, which was delightful. 57 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: And shout out to him as a Rwandan gentleman. He 58 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: also had a gun, he Maniah just to look behind 59 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: the curtain. Mania hasn't had an interaction with a single 60 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: person here in Texas yet and not ask them if 61 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: they own. 62 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 4: A gun to go to quiz in the first minute 63 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 4: going aunt a gun and it turns out one hundred 64 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 4: percent so far other people say they have yes. 65 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: Even so after skipping the head here, but after the 66 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: festival to get back, they've got those bike chariot guys. 67 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: You could jump on the back of their bike the 68 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: rodger back out of town and they barking at you 69 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: because they're trying to get you get a job. One 70 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. You is they wanted to charge 71 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: you that's three hundred New Zealand dollars. Absolutely not, So 72 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,959 Speaker 1: we walked. But anyway, this guy was just yelling at me, 73 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: come and. 74 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 3: Get on this thing. I'll do you this deal whatever, 75 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 3: blah blah blah. 76 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: I was like, it was so annoying me, so much 77 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 1: of it. 78 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 3: Have you get a gun on you? I can't tell 79 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 3: you that, brother. 80 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 2: So it's the guy writing a three wheel tricycle, yeah, 81 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 2: carrying a piece. 82 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. 83 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 3: I met a. 84 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: Mexican couple who told me that I looked mixing and 85 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: tried speaking Spanish to me. 86 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 3: How did it speak Spanish? You're not mixing? And they 87 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 3: were like, how did you go at the border of it? Yeah? 88 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: Actually all right, but I did notice that anyone that 89 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: spoke Spanish got pulled out of the queue. 90 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to come and not with an accent, 91 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 4: I think is the trick. No, But yeah, the festival 92 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 4: itself absolutely massive, like it's one giant I describe it 93 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 4: as one giant park with a like a field, and 94 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 4: then all of the stages are kind of like circled, 95 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 4: and so they're all in a circle and then with 96 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 4: a center part, but they're all around the outside. And 97 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 4: at one stage we were ushered into an area because 98 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 4: we managed to get some backstage passes. They say backstage, 99 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 4: but it's more side of stage. 100 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 3: Or front stage. 101 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, And we're at the side of stage. And then 102 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 4: we were ushered down a race and there was a 103 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 4: full crowd of people. I mean there would have been 104 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 4: like twenty thousand people the elephant probably, And then we 105 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 4: were ushered down this race through the middle of the stage, 106 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 4: right up the front. I could have spat on them 107 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 4: on the lead singer. 108 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: In fact, so close that at one point when they 109 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 1: were about to set the piros off, we had to 110 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: get ushered out of the out of the race because 111 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 1: they were like, we're about to sit off some fireworks. 112 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 4: I'm amazing that you found that out, because I had 113 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 4: no idea. I just thought there was confusion amongst the 114 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 4: security as to what we were allowed to do and 115 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 4: what we weren't allowed to do. We're being ushered around 116 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 4: all over the place. It was so aggressively they're yelling 117 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 4: at you. 118 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: And so then we got because we thought we were 119 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 1: going in there just stand there and watch the gig. 120 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 3: But no, we were being paraded. 121 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: I think the idea with these vip ones is that 122 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: if you're some sort of Instagram wounded, you can go 123 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: in and film yourself, get your photos, and then they 124 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: fuck you off and then get someone else. And you know, 125 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: I think that's what it's for. Because we stood still 126 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, you gotta keep going. You're 127 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: not allowed to stand still. G Lanes just run out 128 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 1: of the room. 129 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 3: What's happened? Oh no, someone knocked at the door, going 130 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 3: to evacuate. 131 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 4: Speaking of evacuations, there was an evacuation earlier on after Breakfast, 132 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 4: just moments ago. 133 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yep. 134 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 4: It was very audible, had evacuation. I heard every single 135 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 4: blow by blow. 136 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 2: Hey you update on the ten as well? Oh yeah, certainly, 137 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 2: and quite nicely. 138 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: So immediately after the podcast, Lang got in the shower 139 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: yesterday and his relief most of the ten came off. 140 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I've noticed that you've had to switch 141 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: beids because the sheets are Yes. 142 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 2: Luckily I had a burner bid and you're ready to go, 143 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 2: and so yeah, the sheets. The sheets are currently hopefull 144 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 2: being burnt somewhere. But yeah, update and that it's looking 145 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 2: it's settled in quite nicely. The half ten well after 146 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 2: we did. 147 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 4: The podcast yesterday, we went up to the pool Bar 148 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 4: and spent some time up in the pool bar worth 149 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 4: everyone else. 150 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 3: It ended up being a real if what's soap up there? Actually? 151 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 4: Because ye it was the cheese, that water was murky. 152 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 4: By the end of it, it was you can drink 153 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 4: in the pool. It just seems like the natural place 154 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 4: to drink. So we're in the up there drinking with 155 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 4: everyone else in the pole. It was very popular up there. 156 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 4: No sun lounge is free, no real party atmosphere. It 157 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 4: was on the rooftop pool Bar and Gilane the and 158 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 4: it was what thirty one degrees I think something in 159 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 4: the early thirties. It was warm, and there was a 160 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 4: question of will we burn? Will we burn sitting here 161 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,799 Speaker 4: for three hours drinking in the sun in the water. 162 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 4: And the answer to that question is yes, yes, absolutely 163 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 4: So whilst you did win the fake town on one 164 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 4: side of you, you are massively some burnt on your 165 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 4: other side that you didn't get the fake ten on. 166 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, so does the fake tan also act as some 167 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 3: kind of like oh my yeah, just one arm back 168 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 3: of the least. 169 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 4: It's purple, but rest not burn. That's why is that 170 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 4: part of your arm? Did you put on the other part? 171 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, that just missed that, but oh no. 172 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 3: You really did miss that. 173 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 2: But yeah, but I was The biggest talking point around 174 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 2: the pool was the discovery of my back bush. 175 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's been it's been an ongoing, developing story 176 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 4: the whole time we've been here, because when you got 177 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 4: out of the pool, it was revealed that you had 178 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 4: a back bush. 179 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 3: Nobody'd ever seen this before. 180 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 4: Somehow, I feel like I knew everything about you, but 181 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 4: that's one thing I didn't know, and you hopped out. 182 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 4: The back bush was very popular, certainly on my social 183 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 4: media and people pointing out a lot of questions coming 184 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 4: through about where that came, about whether you cultivated it, 185 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 4: whether you wax the rest of your back and then 186 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 4: left that bush. Yeah, it's like a v It's like 187 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 4: a bush that's at the base of it's just above 188 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 4: your above your crack. 189 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 3: The short line perfect and perfect bush. 190 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 2: Shape, particularly noticeable when wit. 191 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 4: Yes, it's like a map of Tasmania and at the 192 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 4: base of your back. 193 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 2: And you were kind enough yesterday afternoon to shape it 194 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 2: into a love heart with my razor. 195 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, I forgot about that. 196 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been a lot of comments about that that 197 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 4: particular scene, and. 198 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 3: I didn't expect there to be so much beautician work. 199 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 4: On taking over the taking over the shave of razor. Yeah, 200 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 4: she thought that she could fashion them because I gave 201 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,679 Speaker 4: up halt like this is, I can't work with this. 202 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: She was trying to do a love heart, I think, 203 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: but it landed on basically a triangle. 204 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, it looked like an arrow almost just pointing down 205 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 4: towards yours. So today there's going to be a new 206 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 4: development in the back bush. Yes, this is the thing 207 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,559 Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to, actually, more than even seeing the 208 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 4: strokes today. A cl and that is turning your backbush 209 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 4: into a landing stroke. And then I think probably the 210 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 4: next stage is to probably take it off completely. 211 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 2: Could we sell it for charity? 212 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 4: That's a good point, that's right. We were having shots before 213 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 4: we went, before we went, and we've got these cups 214 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 4: that are in the in the room. Also told he'd 215 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 4: been using the cup to shave your back bush. And 216 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 4: so at one stage I ran out of cups to 217 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 4: poor people shots of tequila, So I had to then 218 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 4: go and clean out your back bush cup with your 219 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 4: disgusting hair. And so someone got some shots with your 220 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 4: back bush on them. 221 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 3: So there's a chance I've drunk g Lan's back and. 222 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 4: You feeling a bit rough today because you've got a 223 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 4: bit of g Lane in you. 224 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 3: That's disgusting. 225 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: Met an American gentleman in the pool yesterday. His name 226 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,560 Speaker 1: was whatever it was, I can't remember, but he introduced 227 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 1: himself for this full name. 228 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 3: It's like John Wilkes Booth or whatever as well. 229 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, middle name first, middle last, IM and I Thomas 230 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: On Douglas Flemings Stuart Good to meet you at your service, 231 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: is from Houston, who is celebrating his fifth winning anniversary 232 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: of his lovely wife. They'd driven up from Houston to Austin, Texas. 233 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 3: He had no idea who New Zealand was. 234 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: But hit his mega head on mead Yeah and and 235 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: a gun. 236 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 4: Had like like everyone has their beliefs and whatever, but 237 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,360 Speaker 4: wear it in a hat. 238 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 3: It's an odd move, he was. 239 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 1: He goes, they they have democrats in New Zealand. Yeah, 240 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: he goes, Oh they're like retards. I was like, okay, 241 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: oh yeah, we're going to wow, I asked him for 242 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: a gun that was out in the struck. 243 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,080 Speaker 3: So he knew when he knew New Zealand was by Australia. 244 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: Yes, so, but but he didn't know where Australia was 245 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 1: so he so I said, do you know who New 246 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: Zealand is? And he said, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's by 247 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 1: Australia there, so so that's Europe, right. 248 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 3: I was like, no, he thought we were you No, we're not. 249 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 3: And then he goes, oh, well where is it? 250 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Then try explaining where New Zealand is to someone who 251 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: doesn't even know where Australia is. There's no other landmarks 252 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,079 Speaker 1: like point of reference. I was like, do you know 253 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 1: where Antarctica? He's like no, and he had to get 254 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: a map up. His wife made him get a map 255 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 1: up so that he could see where New Zealand. 256 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,559 Speaker 3: Was that and was it an enlightening experience from yeah, 257 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 3: it was. He had no idea why I had no idea, 258 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 3: it's all the way down there. 259 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,840 Speaker 1: Well, is he ever looked at a map of the world. 260 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,959 Speaker 1: I don't think any American has ever looked at a map. 261 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 4: I suppose you don't need to really, do you? No, 262 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 4: But they don't know where anything is. No I think 263 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 4: that guy particularly was he he had a good enough heart, 264 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 4: but he was but he was as amazing. He could 265 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 4: really give himself to the pool bar to be honest. Yeah, 266 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 4: well yeah, yeah, he's not the smartest tool on the ship. 267 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to seeing him again. 268 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:55,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was telling me a story about because you 269 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 1: know the healthcare syst movie, they don't have free healthcare. 270 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 1: So he is a builder and he cut the ten 271 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: in the back of his pinky and he went into 272 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,679 Speaker 1: the hospital and he said it took them a day 273 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: and a half to figure out the what do you 274 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: call it the insurance before they would do any surgery 275 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 1: on his finger. And so he's lost them because it 276 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,719 Speaker 1: took so long to fix it. Now he can't open it. 277 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: So he just sit there with this cut finger for 278 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: two days while he filled out paperwork and stuff. 279 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 3: Because it was on my writing hand, I couldn't do 280 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 3: the paperwork, right. 281 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a big thing over here, the old health insurance. 282 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 4: You know, some jobs they come a full like health 283 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 4: and it's actually a massive thing. 284 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 3: It's expensive. 285 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 4: So if you're a sole trader I imagine as a builder, Yeah, 286 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 4: you got to do your own. Oh, Amber Alert has 287 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:46,959 Speaker 4: just come through missing possibly abducted child from b Cave, Texas. 288 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 4: Missing child is Penelope Hernandez, eleven year old Hispanic female. 289 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 4: Last scene wearing light blue sleeve shirt, gray basketball shorts, 290 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 4: unicorn backpack, and a brown shoulder purse. Has circle scar 291 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 4: on both forearms. Call b Cave PD with information. If 292 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 4: seeing call no my money. 293 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: From Yeah, come through like a tsunami warning back home 294 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: a good. 295 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,960 Speaker 4: Child from B Cave, Texas. Wow, I would have thought 296 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,400 Speaker 4: there's lots of crimes going on. There's a bit on here. 297 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 4: That killed a bug yesterday, that executed him? Did they 298 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 4: he shook a baby and they killed him. 299 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,559 Speaker 3: It's pretty full on, man, America is full on. 300 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 4: They don't mark around, don't they're doing an They don't 301 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 4: mack around there. 302 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,439 Speaker 3: It's quite different Texans. 303 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 4: Texans are very friendly though, say I'm I'm everybody that, 304 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 4: especially in the service man, the service industry over here. 305 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: Well, because they're looking for tips, aren't they, so so 306 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: they're very It's quite a lot at first because you're like, man, 307 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: this guy's like give me a bit of breathing space here, brother, 308 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,959 Speaker 1: But then you realize they're just trying to Nothing's a 309 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 1: problem for the may if you want something that's off 310 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: the menu, they'll make you anything you want. Jerry was 311 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: freestyling drink orders yesterday at the pool, just ordering whatever 312 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: he felt like, and the guy made it straight. He's 313 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 1: let you want some of this yet, and they are 314 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: stuffed too, and they always finish are with I got. 315 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 3: You, I got you, got you. Talk to me. 316 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: Brother, yep, I got You're from Australia. 317 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 3: I got you, I got you, I got you, Ma man, 318 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 3: I got you. 319 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 2: Okay, we'll take a quick break and we'll be back 320 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 2: with our plans today, right back to back into the 321 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 2: festival again today Day two. 322 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: Oh, we didn't even really talk about who we saws. 323 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: You mentioned Cage the Elephant. There were so many bands 324 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: and stages that was quite overwhelming. And at one point 325 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: we just parked up in the pizza tent because it 326 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 1: was all just too much. Yeah, it was all way 327 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: too much. And then I, me and Joe went and 328 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: watched Luke Combs, who I haven't seen because he came 329 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: here at the start of the year and he played 330 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: back to back gigs at Eton Park. 331 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 3: My missus loves country music, so she wanted to. 332 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: Go and but it was big it was the same 333 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: night as the Blacklash, so I couldn't go, and she 334 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: accosted Gilane at a work func shit about the rostering, isshes, 335 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: my boss and my messes. Just what you have to 336 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: y She's like, when do you need him? Is it 337 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: the Saturday? 338 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 3: Sometimes your partner has to come in with some rostering issues. Yeah. 339 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: So that meant that I never got to see Luke Combs, 340 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: and then last night watched him with Joe. Joe was 341 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: running the theory that country music is just emo music 342 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 1: for farmers. 343 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 3: It does feel like that. 344 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 4: That was I watched luc Comes as well, my first 345 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 4: ever country music live performance that I've ever seen, like 346 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 4: proper Big one. So why do people listen to their music? 347 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 4: So as Laice as the idea like, because you can't 348 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 4: dance to it, you just stand there. Well, people that 349 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 4: listen to their music don't dance, so that works, okay. 350 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 4: So if you don't like dancing to music, is it 351 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 4: for people who don't like dancing? 352 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 3: Yes, they don't feel all dancing. 353 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 4: Okay, cool, So it's for self conscious's quite self conscious. 354 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 1: We'll think of like a South Island farmer. Yeah, he 355 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 1: doesn't want to dance. 356 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 4: No, and I think if you know the lyrics, I think, yes, 357 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 4: like a lot of people singing along with all the 358 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 4: songs and I get that. So they know all the lyrics, 359 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 4: and they probably the lyrics probably mean something to them. 360 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: It's very simple and easy to digest music. It's probably 361 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: close sort of pop than it is country. Really, it's 362 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: just that he sounds like a country dude. It was 363 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 1: awesome though, and it felt like it went on forever. 364 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 1: It was like two hours long ago. 365 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 3: Well, he told he told a story about the first EPISO. 366 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 3: So growing up, you know my parents. He was very relatable. 367 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 4: He both first song, he just seemed like basically he 368 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 4: could have been in the crowd, you know. And he 369 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 4: was dressed like you know, cowboy boots, jeans, workshirt, workshirt, 370 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 4: proper workshirt, sweating like nobody here he goes, You'll see 371 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 4: me using these sweat rags. 372 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 3: And so he loved a sweat rag. 373 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360 Speaker 4: But he said that when he was growing up, his 374 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 4: parents didn't a lot of money, he said, but we 375 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 4: had enough food and we were fine. But we didn't 376 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 4: do a lot of traveling. Yes, So the first time 377 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 4: I left South Carolina was on a trip here to 378 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,680 Speaker 4: Texas when I was twenty five, so he didn't leave 379 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,680 Speaker 4: his state until he was twenty five. You can get 380 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:23,040 Speaker 4: in the car, there's no you can get in the car, 381 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 4: and petrels damn cheap. It's ninety cents a leader. So 382 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 4: he's he has never gone in the car, never drove 383 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 4: anywhere out of South. 384 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,679 Speaker 3: Carolina and all North Carolina can remember. 385 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,800 Speaker 4: And then he said that I came to Texas and 386 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 4: y'all deal things so differently here, and I was like, 387 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,679 Speaker 4: what from South Carolina? Really, Texas is that much differently. 388 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 4: It is a totally different culture. It's like, man, you 389 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 4: should go to Europe. They speak different languages, you know, 390 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 4: like go to Tonga and it's just down there. 391 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 3: It's not far and it's the same continent as you. 392 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,919 Speaker 4: But anyway, everyone seemed to go, yeah, fair enough, and 393 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 4: he goes a big sky Texas. 394 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,200 Speaker 3: Anyway, call write this song. 395 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 4: I've been with my bride now for five years. 396 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 3: We got three kids, we just had our third, and 397 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 3: everyone's like, yeah, yeah. 398 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: These boots and I'm gonna sweat going next to me 399 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: started crying at one point. 400 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 3: I think she is just loving it so much. 401 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, people loved it around me, people loved it there 402 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,720 Speaker 4: was a terrible sexual crime being committed right behind us 403 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:32,199 Speaker 4: between the guy that it was not good. What was 404 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,919 Speaker 4: going I was going to talk to someone about that. 405 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,280 Speaker 4: It was Yeah, anyway, let's not bring the podcast down. 406 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: I I FaceTime the missus Luke Holmes because and then 407 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: as ship because obviously I couldn't hear her. 408 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,440 Speaker 3: She could hear me, but I just put it, put 409 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 3: the phone up. 410 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: She's dancing in the lounge back home, man, Joe dancing 411 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: in the thing at Luke comes. 412 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 3: It's beautiful And man, how long before she hung up 413 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 3: on you? Oh like almost immediately to hang up on you? 414 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, she did a little cursory dance on the gaps 415 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,399 Speaker 1: and then all right, get this guy out of here. Yeah, 416 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: so I don't I mean, I basically just saw Luke Colmes. 417 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: I didn't really see anyone else yesterday, not that I remember. 418 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: One of those stages. So in the pizza tent, you 419 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,120 Speaker 1: could see out across the festival, and one of those 420 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,920 Speaker 1: stages had honestly it looked like one hundred thousand people. 421 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there would have been probably over one 422 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 4: hundred thousand people it was. 423 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,879 Speaker 1: And when the lights flashed up and you got to 424 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: see the full scope of like Saramon's army are massed 425 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,160 Speaker 1: in front of you. Yeah, it was. It was so overwhelming. 426 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,439 Speaker 1: I couldn't even look at it. It was like, that 427 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: is too scary, that too many people. That was for Josier, 428 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: I think that. Yeah, she was the last act. 429 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,959 Speaker 4: So Luke Colmbs was playing and Josy was playing at 430 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 4: the same time, and which was genius programming. So you've 431 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 4: got like you're filling the full you know, country thing 432 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 4: going on on one end and then you've got a 433 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 4: pop thing going on on the other, two massive acts. 434 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, at the same bloody time, which is crazy. 435 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: The beers there you so you can get a full 436 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: pack of beers that comes in a what like a. 437 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 3: Plastic box bag bucket full of ice clear plastic bag 438 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 3: from ice. The cans are like seven hundred mil beers. 439 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,199 Speaker 1: They are enormous, which is great because you don't have 440 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,199 Speaker 1: to keep going back to line up. Flip side of 441 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: that is, by the end the dregs are quite warm. Yeah, 442 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: I suppose the way you keep it in the ice. 443 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. 444 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 4: We had a pepperoni pizza from that pizza place, which 445 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,040 Speaker 4: was quite nice. I asked the guy, I said, how 446 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 4: many pizza are you can you make today? And he said, oh, 447 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,400 Speaker 4: how many pizzas? Yes, He's like, wow, well over a thousand. 448 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 3: I was like, geez, that's a lot of pizzas. 449 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,600 Speaker 2: Another character I met yesterday was Willie Nelson, the Willing 450 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 2: Nelson look alike, because we got lost on the way 451 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 2: there and we were in this public garden and in 452 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 2: this little booth was a dude who looked like Willie 453 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 2: Nelson and I asked him the question, how do we 454 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 2: get into the festival? 455 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 3: Which we could hear yeah, and he. 456 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:57,120 Speaker 2: Goes festival and he was dangerously waste. 457 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 3: Had no idea it was going on. You could hear 458 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 3: the festival. What was his job though? Then he got 459 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 3: a map power. I think he was selling like crapes 460 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 3: or something like. He was selling it maybe ice cream. 461 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 3: He was a little kiosk. 462 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,639 Speaker 1: It looks like an ice cream keyls. It looked like 463 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 1: an info keyls. It looked like that's what it was. 464 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: There was no info in that chaos. I could say that. Well, 465 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,160 Speaker 1: we got out a map. 466 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 4: There was jurisealed, a jurisaled map, and he goes, well, 467 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,879 Speaker 4: we're here, and he pointed at this map and he 468 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 4: goes and this is a leak. 469 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 3: And I'm like, yep, it doesn't look a lake on 470 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 3: the map. And he goes. 471 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 4: And the first of all, well I think it's over there. 472 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,440 Speaker 3: I was pointing at the map, and I'm like, well, yeah. 473 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,879 Speaker 4: But which does not point we hear? 474 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,199 Speaker 3: We can hear? How do we fucking get in? And 475 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,439 Speaker 3: then where's the thought? At the end? 476 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 2: I asked him if he was selling acid? 477 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 4: Is it just just one question? I've just got one 478 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 4: question if you don't mine. He goes, yes, are you 479 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 4: selling acid? And he goes sorry, and then and then 480 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 4: we walked off, and then he is a ready stick 481 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 4: hit out of the kiosk ah. I get you think 482 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,959 Speaker 4: that I'm wasted, You think that i'd be un acid? 483 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 4: And we're like, yes, yes, you got it. 484 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 3: Yes. I took him about five minutes to work it out. 485 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 3: He was He was a gentle soul though, he was. 486 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 2: What's he doing every day? 487 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 3: What is he doingppy? He was an old school happy. 488 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 1: I would have thought, like, if you work at this park, 489 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,200 Speaker 1: you would notice one hundred thousand people showing up one day, 490 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,920 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you would know it's 491 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: going on. 492 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 3: Surely, Well, maybe we. 493 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 4: Got we did get dropped so far away, maybe we would, 494 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 4: you know, to him, it's like that. It's like Luke 495 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 4: Comb's going from North Carolina to Texas, like Bahama's like, 496 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 4: that's not his jurisdiction. 497 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a long way away for him. His jurisdiction 498 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 3: ends up the lake miles away. Jesus. It was a beautiful, 499 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 3: warm afternoon, though, wasn't it. Oh that dry text and 500 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 3: heat so dusty. 501 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 1: Our tour guide yesterday kind of he when we bought 502 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: our boots, he went in and bought a bandana. 503 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 3: I was that for? 504 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 1: And he said, oh, the dust tomorrow is going to 505 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: be outraged. You put people will put in bandana's around. 506 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,159 Speaker 1: It was so dusty. It was so dusty, and I 507 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: think that's contributed to my dust levels this morning. Say 508 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 1: that that and not sleeping the night before. 509 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,240 Speaker 4: Well the other thing that possibly you've got some kind 510 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 4: of hangover from the amount. 511 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 3: Of food truck food that you bought last night. 512 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, those I have never You know, you're running this 513 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,240 Speaker 4: big brown slim down at the moment and I look, 514 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 4: there's eating and then there's compulsive buying. And you went 515 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 4: from one feed so you bought a we went to 516 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 4: the food truck area, which is right beside the hotel. 517 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,439 Speaker 4: It has about six food trucks. Yeah, and that all 518 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,400 Speaker 4: the food looked delicious actually, and we were recommended the Mexican. 519 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 4: Mexican food, by the way here is sensational. So we 520 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 4: get a burrito, Joe and I ordered breda. We wanted 521 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 4: to check him on. We couldn't get it, so we 522 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 4: ended up getting with Joe and the pork. I went 523 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 4: with the beef. Then I ordered some You ordered then 524 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,080 Speaker 4: a pork. Well did you You didn't know? Then you 525 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 4: ordered that, and then you walked away quite a busy 526 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 4: food track. You walked away and you went. 527 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:11,159 Speaker 3: To the halal of Lucky Laky Mediterranean area. Got myself 528 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 3: a halal chicken. 529 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, Loan, you sort of thought I'm going to have 530 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,120 Speaker 4: the burrito was an entree, and then from my main 531 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 4: I'm going to have chicken. 532 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 1: I didn't know how big it was going to be, 533 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: and when it came out a lot that is your noise. 534 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:29,439 Speaker 1: But because I had forgotten what I had ordered, and 535 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 1: I also think someone else picked my burrito up. 536 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 3: Well hold on for second. You went and ordered a 537 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,679 Speaker 3: halal chicken. 538 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 4: Then you came back to the Mexican place again. And 539 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 4: by this stage someone else may have picked up your order. 540 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,800 Speaker 4: Who knows, maybe my hadn't got mine yet. So I 541 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 4: was number fifty three. I was still waiting. I could 542 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 4: see my little docket at the top. Okay, welcome through 543 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 4: the taco house as well. He had a microphone. Oh ye, 544 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 4: welcome through the tacos and. 545 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 3: Microphone and it just gave all on the microphone. 546 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 4: He was quite a smooth operator. And then and then 547 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 4: so I was waiting for order number fifty three. Meanwhile, 548 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 4: Joe was already eating his pork breeder, which I think 549 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 4: was someone else's that he had stung. 550 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,200 Speaker 3: And then he went and ordered some chicken fried rice. Okay. 551 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 3: So then and I comes back, Well, I'm waiting for 552 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,400 Speaker 3: for hour. I'd gone back up. 553 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 4: To the to the food truck by the stage just 554 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,399 Speaker 4: to see how my order was going. 555 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 3: Because we were waiting for a while. 556 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 4: Gilane had already plastered his burrido halfway over his face 557 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 4: up and it was a mustache. 558 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,879 Speaker 3: It was all over the place. 559 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,439 Speaker 4: And then you then emerged back to the to the 560 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,359 Speaker 4: food truck and then said started ordering again, and You're like, 561 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 4: I don't think I don't think my orders come through, 562 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 4: and the guy was like what and then. 563 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 3: He's like, what did you order? And I go, I 564 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,880 Speaker 3: can't remember that. I can't remember. 565 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,399 Speaker 4: I wanted a chicken, and then but there's no chicken, 566 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,199 Speaker 4: and then you and then he said I have a 567 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,159 Speaker 4: pork breader. You started getting your money out and I'm like, 568 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 4: hold on a second, you've already ordered. Then you've gone 569 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 4: over to the other palal one you've ordered there, and 570 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,400 Speaker 4: you're going to order another one. And in the end 571 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:04,439 Speaker 4: it all came through. So you ended up with three meals, huge, 572 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,200 Speaker 4: enormous and meals. 573 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,880 Speaker 3: Where did they all go? The worst part, well, they're 574 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 3: still my fridge. I didn't need any of them. So 575 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,719 Speaker 3: I've got a fridge full of burritas. You've got your 576 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 3: own truck up a plastic case of your eyes being 577 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 3: bigger than your stuff. 578 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,199 Speaker 1: And then there was the confusion around the order and 579 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,680 Speaker 1: so so they put an order through again and then 580 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 1: they gave it to me, and then we were sitting 581 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: there like okay, sweet all sorts of and then he 582 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 1: picks the microphone up again. He goes burrito from Manaya. 583 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, I've already got two fucking burritos. I'm like, 584 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,440 Speaker 1: oh god, so I went and grabbed that I just left. 585 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: I can't deal with this. 586 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,280 Speaker 3: So yeah, it all came through. 587 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: It was like we said, I set off a ticking 588 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: time bomb at this food truck car park, and it 589 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: started exploding all around us. Every different dude is yellowing 590 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,719 Speaker 1: my name from about six different fucking food trucks. 591 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 3: I didn't need any of it. 592 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,440 Speaker 1: We get back up to the room, Joe's already eating 593 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: as burrito, and then he goes, I'm going to get 594 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: some chicken fried rice. He leaves again, but I don't 595 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,160 Speaker 1: know where he went, and comes back with the chicken 596 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 1: fried rice. But then the fridge didn't need it. So 597 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: we've got so much food in out fridge. We weren't 598 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 1: making great decisions last night. It might have been overserved 599 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: on the seven hundred milk cans. 600 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 4: That hotel bar that we ended up in dress School Dress, 601 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 4: the dress School Dress call hotel. It was the one 602 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,639 Speaker 4: that the guy owned and then he was playing a 603 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 4: poker game with his brother in law and he bit 604 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,399 Speaker 4: his hotel on a hand, and then he lost his 605 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 4: entire hotel to his brother in law. 606 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,119 Speaker 3: Ten million dollar hotel. Surely you pull out of that, 607 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:40,720 Speaker 3: pull out of that? 608 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,879 Speaker 4: You what kind of brother in law holds you to 609 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 4: the bit? Yeah, come on mate, that's a bit. How 610 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,399 Speaker 4: does he explain that? Does his mess as I've just 611 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 4: fleeced your brother? 612 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 3: Yeah? But a cool bar, Yeah, and incredible. 613 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,479 Speaker 4: Matre D looked like she was running a speakeasy from 614 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,360 Speaker 4: New Orleans or something. She was in this beautiful silk chiffon. Yeah, 615 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,119 Speaker 4: flowing trist She glided around the floor, quite fabulous looking. 616 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,399 Speaker 3: Wow, it was to picture it. 617 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 1: It's like picture It was an old cattle rancher hotel, 618 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: but it's like a proper eighteen eighty like the dark, 619 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 1: dark wood, the smell when you go into those old 620 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,639 Speaker 1: buildings of just years of cigarette ash and beers spelled 621 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,920 Speaker 1: on the floor. It was such a cool hotel. Everybody 622 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: in there had cowboy hats on. It's like where the 623 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: proper cowboys go. 624 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, the security work looked like they were sort of 625 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 4: the special forces of cowboys. They're wearing black cowboy hats, 626 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,480 Speaker 4: black shirts, black jeans, black cowboy boots. 627 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 3: I didn't have to ask them if they had guns. 628 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 3: They definitely did. They definitely these guns. Still should ask them. 629 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're going to bart No, we're not going 630 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 4: to go to barbecue. 631 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 3: Thanks. Today, we'll just go straight back up to the 632 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 3: bill and get some bend again. I think so. 633 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 2: And if you you can find my soul anywhere in 634 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 2: the next twelve hours, that would be good. 635 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,120 Speaker 4: People who are looking forward to, I know, to the 636 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 4: developing story on ju Lane's back Bush. Yeah, there will be, 637 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 4: as we said, another edition and that people I love 638 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 4: it just lapping up that content. It's it's sort of 639 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 4: Julan's what a bit of a distraction, to be honest. 640 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, your wife's turned off social media. 641 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,480 Speaker 2: Yes, it was a backhanded way of saying, you're an 642 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 2: embarrassment of disgrace. 643 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in a international disgrace. There. 644 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: There was a comment on social media but the Backbush 645 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 1: video that it was a violation of the Geneva Convention. 646 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 2: Some people were saying it was a okay, okay. 647 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 3: So planned today back up to the pool. It is 648 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 3: what like eleven o'clock at the. 649 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 2: Moment, yep, eleven thirds in the morning. 650 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: Joe and I are going to go try and final laundromat. 651 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: I've run out of undies, so we need to wash them. 652 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,479 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's crucial. 653 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 4: And then we'll head into the festival again with a 654 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 4: little bit more information seeing as we know now a 655 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 4: few more things. Yeah, and I think the big problem 656 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 4: is there's the Strokes of playing at like seven or something, 657 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 4: which I'd like to see eight fifteen, okay, But the 658 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:10,080 Speaker 4: problem is also Sabrina Carpenter sixy sexy Sabrina Carpenter is 659 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 4: also playing, and the rumor is that Taylor Swift might 660 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 4: be joining her now. 661 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 3: Because she did last weekend. 662 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 4: I think a lot of people are saying, why would 663 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,560 Speaker 4: you want to go and see that? Well, quite like 664 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpenter, so it's actually quite difficult. But I love 665 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,240 Speaker 4: the Strokes, so that's a difficult choice. I think I'll 666 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 4: end up going with the Strokes on. 667 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,479 Speaker 3: A catch Doci Ah and Doci Big Doci guy seems 668 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 3: like a live performances is pretty sick. Yeah, I think 669 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 3: that'll be the go yep. 670 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: I think it's a KIVI band playing on one of 671 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: the days leisure leisure, Yeah, today is it today? 672 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,440 Speaker 3: What time are they playing? That's quite early. That is 673 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 3: quite a long time to be around. 674 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 1: It's a long time to be in thirty five degrees 675 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: in the dust. They're all good problems to have here. 676 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 1: They are all right the book. 677 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 2: Are you seeing busy? 678 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 3: The Gender Podcast asked. Texas edition brought to you by 679 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 3: Export Ultra