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Speaker 1: the podcast today, get a.

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Speaker 2: Die Good Morning. The trumpets the fanfare, I feel that

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Speaker 2: should be brought back a lot more, you know that.

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Speaker 2: We'll let you know that regal vibe of where people

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Speaker 2: showed up and there was just a full fan fit,

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Speaker 2: fan fait. We lost trumpets with flags on them. Yep.

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Speaker 1: I think that one. They're that fan fear their Battlestar Galactica.

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Speaker 1: I'd be very happy whenever I entered room for that

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it does mean that can be a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a hard act to follow. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like this, the guy's arrived and then you sort

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Speaker 1: of turn up in show house, everything going and it's

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Speaker 1: a bit like, you know, you need to turn up

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Speaker 1: with something if you're going to turn up with fan fear.

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Speaker 1: There was.

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Speaker 2: I suppose it's like yeah, because you'd have it in

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Speaker 2: situations where you're a prime minister and you're visiting like

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Speaker 2: the Pop and Good popcorn factory in Tao Minto or something,

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Speaker 2: and you show up and there's all a fan fair.

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Speaker 2: Then they sort of handy your white hair and you

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Speaker 2: can put on I know this is where we make

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Speaker 2: the popcorn. Mate. You know, it doesn't feel quite I

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Speaker 2: know it doesn't feel quite something.

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Speaker 3: You know that they've got the US, the presidential one.

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Speaker 3: They've got a march for the president when he shows up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the what's it called to the Chief to the Court

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Speaker 3: a fan fair. So that was a president called James K.

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Speaker 3: Polk who was about four foot nine or something, and

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Speaker 3: so he's very short, and he thought that people were

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Speaker 3: so brought in the presidential march so.

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Speaker 2: That people four foot nine because that's short, because people

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Speaker 2: think of your short leaders like you Napoleon. But he

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Speaker 2: was he was sure he is my size. Yeah, not

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Speaker 2: that short. No, b's sort of five and a half

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Speaker 2: foot four nine's next level.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've pulled that number out of my mask.

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Speaker 2: It could be wrong now, but there's a there's a

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Speaker 2: lot of power I reckon behind a very short president

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Speaker 2: because everyone has the what's this thing?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: What is he?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: I've noticed? I mean, does he derivers? Vladimir Zelensky small small,

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Speaker 1: an actor, a comedian.

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Speaker 2: As stand up comedian, stand up comedian.

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Speaker 1: Zelenski is a lot shorter than Poets.

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Speaker 2: But poots you never see. He strikes me as someone

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Speaker 1: Like Poets nowadays? Is the most powerful man in the world.

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Speaker 2: Nah, No, I reckon. He does a very good job

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Speaker 1: But I mean, when I in terms of how I

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Speaker 2: He's got a good combo. He's comboed up well with

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Speaker 1: He's got Yeah, he's got he's got an army that

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Speaker 1: He's also a billionaire. Himself. He has billionaires who are

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Speaker 2: Well, we stopped there. One of the billionaires he just

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Speaker 1: So that billionaire, I would say, without knowing anything about that.

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Speaker 2: It becomes very slippery around windows.

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Speaker 1: Yep, this is the most powerful and he can get

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Speaker 2: See I was thinking, I like what you're thinking. My

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Speaker 1: Also I think the Communist Party itself is still a

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Speaker 1: Russia would fall down if Putin disappears, that will be

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Speaker 2: I was wondering whether if you're living in Russia like

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Speaker 2: How affected are you by Putin or are you just

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Speaker 1: I think not that. I think that Geographic a year,

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Speaker 1: you know how close people are to each other, proximity,

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Speaker 1: I also remember because I went to Libya once and

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Speaker 2: And you have more of the similar to what Afghanistan has,

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Speaker 2: You know, Turkey, you know, Greg get over there, grab yourself,

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Speaker 1: I think we created that as Islamic fundamentalists and all

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we definitely set up Isis, which was, in hindsight,

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Speaker 3: Overkill because you're right beside each other.

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Speaker 2: But they pull into this Isis town and get out

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Speaker 2: and the PA guys like, check it out, how cool

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Speaker 1: The Corimandel.

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Speaker 2: It's like a group of ten dudes in a circle

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Speaker 1: Well, when you put the guard what you you can't

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Speaker 2: It's because there's a ready to bring it. There was

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Speaker 1: That's so interesting that the idea of the love of

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Speaker 1: We'll give you, we'll give food, will arrive for you,

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Speaker 1: You guys go go to school. And then a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of the young, the young Native Americans were like,

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Speaker 1: we want to we we don't want to sit around.

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Speaker 1: We want to fight. We want to scalp people, like

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Speaker 1: we actually want to scalp people. We we love scalping people,

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Speaker 1: and do nothing. You don't understand what it means to

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Speaker 1: to us. And I found that really interesting. I was like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of people thought they don't want any violence. No, no,

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Speaker 1: we like the violence. That was a big thing. We like,

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Speaker 2: Do you fix things by designating a part of the

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Speaker 1: It's like saying in Eden Park, right, you got the terraces,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, body of water because in New Zealand you put

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Speaker 2: But so I thought I'll take my son, my daughter

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Speaker 2: We heard you caught neil. You know that's not You

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Speaker 1: Really, you're not allowed to catch an eel?

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Speaker 1: They're not a fisheries No, I mean, I'm thinking my

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Speaker 2: Look at that. When I was young, you get chased

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Speaker 2: for skating. You should be you should be embraced, celeb

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Speaker 4: What this is?

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Speaker 2: What's happening to this country. There's a cost of living crisis.

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Speaker 2: So what if most songs bringing home a couple of snapper?

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Speaker 2: To as Yeah, you know, in small areas, people make

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Speaker 1: How is this was this person in Pa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, school, I'm forty seven years deep out there

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Speaker 1: We've got our own little exclusive thing. I mean, when

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Speaker 3: Game and lose your.

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Speaker 2: Nature of risk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, it's the perfect industry for that because

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Speaker 2: You need something to get you.

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Speaker 3: And another part, like you said, the part of the

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Speaker 2: Build a build a barn. Yeah, it's in forty seven hours,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, got all that sweet dairy money. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Look your dairy money. Plus you've got your local cafe.

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Speaker 2: AI is not going to write your funny coffee board

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Speaker 2: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Is it.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's not yet, but it's not going to get

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be pleased to know that you can catch

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Speaker 5: eels in New Zealand for recreational and commercial purposes, recreational

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Speaker 1: So that's just someone that's just decided that they don't

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Speaker 1: we're anti ealing, we don't like it, so we're going

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Speaker 2: I'll be that guy has the law printed out and

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Speaker 2: laminated fishing satchel. It says here in the by law.

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Speaker 5: Well, the only thing is if you were doing it

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Speaker 2: I have a very embarrassing fishing story that at the

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Speaker 2: you know, they have a few beers and as you're

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Speaker 2: the rocks like five meters out of the marine reserve.

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Speaker 2: You should have seen the look. It was what we

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Speaker 2: felt like, it was a power move, but in hindsight it.

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Speaker 1: Was just a.

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Speaker 3: Not not the best yeah, because they just don't know

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Speaker 2: But that was pretty good because if we if we're

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Speaker 2: If we've gone back with a ten pound clown fishers.

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Speaker 1: Imagine though that you can see the boundary like on

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Speaker 1: a map of where the marine reserves because it's generally

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Speaker 2: The man bottom trawling two meters outside of.

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Speaker 1: The hey dying with Thanks for coming in today. Absolute

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Speaker 1: lovely to see you. You were coming actually because you're

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Speaker 1: talking about Seven Days Live tour, which is happening in November.

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Speaker 1: You can go to seven Days. Got cot on z

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Speaker 1: to get tickets for that.

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Speaker 2: That's the one come along where we're getting around most

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